Newsgasm: Who wants to smell like Simon Cowell?

Industry

By Tabloid Baby | Friday, October 20, 2006 | 4:00 pm | 2 Comments

cowellap.jpgDon’t tell Ryan Seacrest, but the Brit we all love to hate on American idol is in talks to launch his own line of fragrances and toiletries. Yes, you too can smell like Simon Cowell. Tabloid Baby‘s pal and Simon’s PR man Max Clifford says the Eau de Cowell deal with “an American cosmetics giant” is still in the talking stages, but under “serious consideration.

“He’s been offered a vast sum of money to do the deal,” mad Max insists. “As I understand, the products would be very distinctive– earthy, in black packaging. Anything Simon puts his name to is bound to generate huge interest.”

But will the bottle have man boobs?

–Tabloid Baby

2 Comments

  1. 1
    mellymel
    Posted October 21, 2006 at 8:45 am

    Havign work for the 2 largest makeup companies (Estee Lauder & L’Oreal) who between the two owns the most brands of makeup, my guess it is Estee Lauder because they jump on the celebrity bandwagon and loreal does not.

  2. 2
    Memememe
    Posted October 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    Q: “Who wants to smell like Simon Cowell?”

    A: Even fewer people than were interested in watching David Foster’s cynical celebrity singing schlockfest.

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