Newsgasm: You Will Become GEISHA Edition

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By m_ruv | Tuesday, December 20, 2005 | 12:28 pm | 7 Comments

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  • For god’s sake Kelly Osbourne, you’re not HATSUMOMO. [gofugyourself]
  • Y’all, Britney Spears has slapped Us Weekly with a $20 million lawsuit for claiming that she and K.Fed made a sex tape, y’all. Seriously, that thing could be better than the Fred Durst tape. [AP]
  • Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant with her first child. Ooh so her recent album title Love. Angel. Music. Baby. was a CLUE! This is like Lost! [AP]
  • Since people can’t get enough of the Randal-Rebecca debacle, here’s their joint interview from Larry King Live last night. God, somebody please stop by Walgreens and get me some Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches. [CNN]

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    LB
    Posted December 20, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    That bloggin’ stuff was pure comedy GOLD!

  2. 2
    Rita Moreno
    Posted December 20, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    I love like sex appeal the fact that the CNN link to the Larry King Apprentii-Gate episode starts out with a half-hour with Donald Rumsfeld.

    Seriously, that is (unintentional) comedy gold.

  3. 3
    k-slice
    Posted December 20, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    Anybody watch Nip/Tuck?? Holy crap!

  4. 4
    Helenann
    Posted December 20, 2005 at 11:40 pm

    lol copygodd…

  5. 5
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted December 21, 2005 at 5:21 am

    k-slice – HOLY CRAP indeed!

    What a finale! Though there were definitely some MAJOR and GLARING plot holes in their rush to a finish.

  6. 6
    k-slice
    Posted December 21, 2005 at 10:14 pm

    Agreed! It was highly entertaining though.

  7. 7
    glam0rama
    Posted December 22, 2005 at 7:13 am

    gofugyourself is one of my favorite things to read of all time. kudos to the nod.

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