Reality Double Take: Before Brangelina There Was Braustin Scarpitt


By madeyoulaugh | | 10:45 am | 12 Comments

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

This week’s People Magazine cover boasts celebrities “BEFORE THEY WERE STARS.” What I found most shocking was that in 1988, heartthrob Brad Pitt was Project Runway‘s Austin Scarlett. Makes me wonder how dreamy Austin will be in 2024. People is available on newsstands now and totally worth buying — even subscribing to. (Hopefully that will placate People executives and lawyers who are otherwise eager to send out cease and desist orders for unauthorized use of their covers.)

12 Comments

  1. 1
    HoneyBunny
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 10:29 am

    jc7676 – which “he” were you talking about?

    hb

  2. 2
    boomersmommy
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 11:37 am

    Brad Pitt really WAS a pretty boy, back in the day. Wonder what you call that shade of lip gloss.

  3. 3
    dredge
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 11:58 am

    hb, what kind of earrings do you think Brad should be wearing?

  4. 4
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    HOOP, definately hoop.

  5. 5
    zevonia
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    I don’t know, Madeyoulaugh. I think the earrings should be diamonds to go with his “sparkling personality”. Oy vey, what a shmuck!

  6. 6
    HoneyBunny
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    hey d…
    why “studs” of course ~

    hb;-}

  7. 7
    dredge
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    lol!
    maybe something to match the shirt..er..whatever that is..

  8. 8
    murphena
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    I actually thought the picture was of Joey Lawrence!

  9. 9
    Ms. Tumnus
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 7:55 am

    I notice that the full cover shot has been removed. Did your attempt at flattery not work MYL?

  10. 10
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 9:50 am

    I think B-Side altered it for asthetic appeal.

    MYL

  11. 11
    Ms. Tumnus
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    Ahhhh…I see. He was exercising his POV.

  12. 12
    dredge
    Posted August 16, 2006 at 9:15 am

    hey atleast brad knows that when it comes to make up..less is more.

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