Slow Newsdaygasm: Free Ruben Studdard Edition

Watercooler

By madeyoulaugh | Thursday, December 14, 2006 | 10:57 am | 2 Comments
Posted in: American Idol, Industry, Watercooler

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Looking for something to do on New Years? Trying to do New Years on a budget and only have money for a roundtrip ticket to Hawaii hotel stay, food and drink and miscellaneous entertainment? Can’t afford the generally overpriced cost of a Ruben Studdard concert? Do you hate your ears? If you answered yes to all of these questions than this story is for you. . .

” American Idol winner Ruben Studdard will celebrate the New Year’s Eve in Hawaii to appear in a free concert called “Gospel Goes Classic,” being put on by Word of Life. “

The press release was vague and mysterious and gave no location or really any specifics beyond the above. So if you are in Hawaii, and feel like wasting spending your night roaming from island to island searching for the “Velvet Teddy Bear” well…. good luck with that, please email me and let me know how it goes.

Other fun options for New Years if you aren’t in Hawaii and are looking for something equally as fun:

Punch yourself in the face for 2 hours

Eat human

Look in the mirror and scream horrible things at the person you see

Go to a free Fantasia Barrino Concert

2 Comments

  1. 1
    Ms. Tumnus
    Posted December 14, 2006 at 11:15 am

    Eat human = spit out drink

  2. 2
    Junzilla
    Posted December 14, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    “Go to a free Fantasia Barrino Concert”

    That was amazing. I applaud you for that.

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