Tori Spelling Never Needs To Work Again

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By madeyoulaugh | Saturday, June 24, 2006 | 7:34 am | 11 Comments

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1923 – 2006

Aaron Spelling was a huge architect of the TV landscape. He created monster hits like The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Melrose Place and a few monster flops like 10-8, Malibu Shores and, of course, Tori Spelling. While his death yesterday marks the end of an era, it also marks the beginning of a countdown to the inevitable lawsuits which will surround the distribution of his estate.

Although some doctors attribute his death to a stroke, with the first season of So NoTORIous wrapping in late spring, the most-likely cause of death is shame.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    plethLaura
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 7:52 am

    “Aaron Spelling was a huge architect of the TV landscape. He created monster hits like The Love Boa,”

    Oh how I wish there really was a show called The Love Boa.

  2. 2
    Tabby Lavalamp
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 8:25 am

    A long life, lots of money, and lots of huge hits on televisions.
    Not a bad way to end one’s days.

  3. 3
    B-Side
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 8:29 am

    I would totally watch The Love Boa.

  4. 4
    boomersmommy
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Goodnight, Mr. Spelling–and Thank You.

  5. 5
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 11:38 am

    For the hours of entertainment and the endless amount of snarking material you gave me…
    A Standing O Mr. Spelling.

    hb

  6. 6
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Hmm, looks like Tori’s going to have to find another way to work in Hollywood now…

  7. 7
    g3
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    I’m sad

  8. 8
    suebee
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    I actually think noTorious is quite funny. Anyone else?

  9. 9
    boomersmommy
    Posted June 24, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Not cool, Ubiquitous. The girl just lost her daddy.

    I’m with you, B-Side. I just hear the theme song now–”The Love Boa, soon will be slithering your way. The Love Boa…….”

  10. 10
    mistichristi
    Posted June 25, 2006 at 7:17 am

    The Love Boa! That is a great idea! Sad to see the end of an era!

  11. 11
    Bobbie
    Posted June 25, 2006 at 7:44 am

    Suebee–I, too, found NoTorious incredibly funny. And I was surprised to find the child so willing to poke fun at herself in such honest and–yes, it’s true!–intelligent ways. Man, I am so hoping she’ll do more…

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