UPDATE – TVgasm, It’s Not Just A Blog…It’s Power.

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By madeyoulaugh | Friday, May 12, 2006 | 11:19 am | 21 Comments

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In what is just another indicator of TVgasm’s power and influence leading up to its inevitable global domination: Just one month after TVgasm readers voiced their rage with prematurely cancelled shows, the Bravo network has ordered Brilliant But Cancelled back on the air… sort of.

The ironically short-lived Logo show Brilliant But Cancelled is getting a second chance, thanks to Bravo or NBC or Universal or GE or whoever the hell owns it nowadays, with www.BrilliantButCancelled.com. It’s part of the ongoing bombardment of broadband television and one step closer to TV brain chip implants. Now I’m not one to sit and speculate on meritless facts that have no base or foundation in reality, but this is clearly an example of the TVgasm readers’ power over the Hollywood “thinkers.”

I suggest we further explore our power and see what other ideas we can come up with for Hollyweird.

I envision a world with a daytime soap in the vein of General Hospital, Days of Our Lives, Young and the Restless, and so on. The show will be very serious, very romantic, very sexy. The catch—it’s shot with only “little people actors” but on slightly larger than full-sized sets. They’d never acknowledge size… it would just be.

How about you? Any ideas to share with the H’wood deciders now that TVgasm clearly has the power? Think of it as an open pitch session… what’ya got?

UPDATE - TVgasm reader Wade points out that it may not in fact have been due to our post a month ago that Bravo acquired the rights to the show, the domain, and built the programming to support the website, citing an article form a reputable trade magazine from three months before TVgasm’s post..while I suppose all that may technically be “true,” due to the fact that it takes the piss out of the spirit of my post, I choose to ignore the article Wade links to and keep living in the reality where I am as important as my mom says I am, thus keeping the spirit of the post intact!

21 Comments

  1. 1
    whawha
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 11:33 am

    A celebrity interview show called “Softball or Spalding?”

    The celebrity guests get to choose one: if they choose softball, the interviewer lobs them such fawning questions that it gets embarrassing.

    If they choose Spalding, they get hardball questions hurled at them. A lot of celebs would want to play like they can handle the Spalding, but it could get uncomfortable. The ones that choose softballs acknowledge that they can’t handle it.

    It would take a lot of good sports out there, celeb-wise, but people would tune in to see which way their favs go…softball or Spalding.

    Irony, snarkiness, pathos. It has it all. And I get Executive Producer credit!

  2. 2
    Mark
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 11:40 am

    I’m still with TVGasm – The Show on E!.

  3. 3
    EdHill
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Sg-dub has the best idea. The Amazing Race: Retarded Edition. Each person is paired with a retarded man or woman. You think counting pots with Bolo was tough, try teaching a retarded guy how to play water polo. I would be perfect television.

  4. 4
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 11:58 am

    SHINY!

  5. 5
    joyfulchicken
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    Amazing Race: Retarded Edition? I think I like it, heh.

    Shane and Courtney from Survivor would make a great team on that show. What? Only one retarded person per team? Oh, sorry, never mind.

  6. 6
    derder
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    EdHill-
    The Amazing Race: Retarded Edition.
    You are going to hell for that- I guess I am too, I can’t quit laughing at the image this cojures up.

  7. 7
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Popgurl,

    TRIO! Sorry these morning posts (anything before 3pm) aren’t my bag. You’re right, Logo’s version would likely be Fabulous But So Last Year.

  8. 8
    Lizardqueen
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    I like TAR: Special Edition. That would be a good name to unleash such programming on an unsuspecting public.

    I have mentioned mine before so please forgive me if you’ve already heard it. It’s “Celebrity Survivor”. Only the contestants are so called A-listers (I’m willing to use the term loosely). None of this Tawny Kitaen garbage. It’ll be more fabulous and priveleged garbage like: JLo, Jack Black, Vin Diesel, Angelina Jolie, Samuel L. Jackson, Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher, Gisele Bundchen, John Stewart, Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Walken, Paula Abdul, Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep, Queen Latifah, and Jerry Seinfeld. How will they live without their maids and personal assistants? What will they do with no makeup or airbrushing? Who will outwit, outlast, and outdiva? So there it is. Oh, and Vin, if you’re reading this, I don’t think you’re garbage. Call me, Sugar.

  9. 9
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    LQ –
    You had me at Christopher Walken….I need more Cow Bell.

    hb

  10. 10
    Vasha
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    Me too Derder.
    Madeyoulaugh I think your the only other person that says shiny. Everytime I say it I have to explain what the hell I mean by it.
    LQ I have never seen a single season of survivor but i would be willing to watch that, the same goes about Edhill’s version of Amazing Race.

  11. 11
    whawha
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 3:13 pm

    Edhill:

    Not to be a downer or anything, but here I thought you guys were all witty and whatnot. Retarded Edition?

    I would expect that being the height of humor at the local tavern, but you folks have set a higher bar.

    So are you making fun of the reality show or the disabled person?

  12. 12
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    EdHill,

    I can’t agree more with Whawha. It is sad and disrespectful to do a “retard edition”. As a contributor to this site going back nearly to its inception, I am disgusted you would suggest “retarded edition.”

    To counter your childish remark making fun of those less fortunate with slang like retarded, I suggest the more politically correct version which I think would alleviate much of the concert whawha is having.

    The Amazing Race: Disabled Edition or “TAR:D Edition” for short.

    Thanks whawha for having the bravery to point out his childishness, I hope the bar has been restored with dignity.

    MYL

  13. 13
    whawha
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    Madeyoulaugh:

    hmmmmm. I knew i would open myself up to scorn–you’re tongue-in-cheek agreement proves it. Ah well.

    TARD. I git it! Haw!

  14. 14
    Lizardqueen
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    I am also an advocate of “Survivor: The Arctic”. This may pose a problem for the beloved T&A shots and gratuitous blurred pubes. However think of the fun of being starving out in the wilderness. Twenty-four hours of sunlight in the summer causing untold insanity. Perhaps running into a Polar/Grizzly hybrid. Oh wait, that rich asshole shot and killed the only one to EVER exist in the wild. Thanks moron. Enjoy your new rug.

  15. 15
    lurkertype
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 6:51 pm

    Never mind that, LQ, shoot it in the WINTER!!! Heh.

    I would pay money to watch “Softball or Spaulding?”

  16. 16
    Lizardqueen
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    Wow, I was trying to think of some better contestants for my Celebrity Survivor show. Apparently I wanted 2 Samuel L. Jacksons before. I think 1 is plenty. Let’s replace his clone with Rush Limbaugh or Bill Gates.

  17. 17
    tvtvtv
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 7:44 pm

    Hey, let’s see if we can get a stiff, scripted interview with Paris Hilton!

  18. 18
    ATCmurph
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Did anyone ever see this show that was on ESPN several years back that was like a giant sports-themed scavenger hunt? I can’t remember the name of it just now. Team of 4 with no money would travel the country, mostly relying on the kindness of strangers, and sometimes friends, completing items on a list. There were things like getting a photo with a Heisman trophy winner, or kicking a field goal of a certain length with an NFL player as the holder. One of the coolest ones was when one of the contestants convinced a Maloof (he was a family friend) to send his jet halfway across the country (at a very large cost) to get the team, and she couldn’t tell him why. The task was actually to have a meal on the jet of either the Maloofs, Mark Cuban, or one other person I can’t remember (with the owner of the jet on board, natch). I’d love to see something like that again. I thought it was loads of fun.

  19. 19
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    tvtvtv,

    I resent that! How DARE you call that an interview!

    See what I did there? I made it look like I was going one way, but I went another.

    For the record, a little of my sould died that day and I vomit a in my mouth just a little bit everytime its mentioned.

    MYL

  20. 20
    erms
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Murder in Small Town X on FOX. Few years ago and it was a murder mystery. Reminded me of that show on MTV before (also cancelled) where they throw 5 strangers in an asylum and tape ‘em up w/ cameras to find things around the compound. Usually involving sitting in a electirc chair, putting your face in a coffin filled with roaches, and etc.

    Both mind boggling shows, I swear.

  21. 21
    anonym.
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 3:39 pm

    remember that show on mtv where 2 competitors had to decide which person (out of a panel of 3) was telling the truth about knowing a famous celebrity? and they only had a certain amount of time to ask “yes” or “no” questions? yeah, sounds exciting, right? i only watched because the host’s name was “stryker,” i kid you not.

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