Ink Master Recal: Trick or Freak


Sarah is feeling good about her one win and sits down by Busta and the rest of the group with a huge Joker grin on her face. Mark says that even though she won that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement and Sarah tells him that she doesn’t have to prove anything. Um, you’re in a competition and there’s still like 10 heads left, you have to prove you’re better than them at least another 10 times. Busta tells her that she is a good artist (no, really she isn’t) but that she has no mental game and then interviews that he enjoys messing with her because she’s a female Clint always up and down with her emotions. Mark and Busta continue pushing her buttons and Mark nicknames her Screwface Sarah. Sarah interviews that if life shits on you but you can continue to get back up then that makes you a winner. Nope, that makes you a porta potty.

The artists take a trip to Coney Island and Clint tells us that if it involves roller coasters and weird shit then he’s fucked. Onward to a freak show decorated room where the next area they will be tested on will be texture. The challenge is to tattoo the inside of someone’s mouth which has a weird and difficult texture. Tatu Fatty hopes no one has bad breath, Steve says it’s difficult because you don’t want to go too deep and Jamie doesn’t want to do a tongue because it’s like a sponge. The judges are just looking for a clean and readable tattoo because the area in the mouth is filled with different textures and it can be hard to see what they are doing or to hold straight lines. Kay ends up doing a plug on the lip and a socket on the tongue in order to stand out. Sebastian opts for a realistic eyeball on the tongue so it looks like the guy swallowed his eyeball…what is this Pan’s Labyrinth? Not even going to lie, I had to look away because there’s something disgusting about tattooing the inside of your mouth. I kept picturing ink going down your throat, not being able to eat or drink for a long time, and just the skin having to heal inside your mouth…ugh.

Clint has rode this rollercoaster many times and felt very comfortable about the challenge saying he’s been inside many people’s mouths. Jesse did a color piece even though it doesn’t last very long in the mouth but it looks fucking badass. I’m pretty certain that Jesse is the only person I would ever let tattoo me from this competition. Tatu Fatty looks around and wonders if she went too simple since everyone else has done something complex. The judges look around and really enjoy some of the pieces. Mark gets knocked down for not having a visible stick figure blowing his brains out. Chris apparently has never seen color in the mouth area before and was impressed with Jesse’s piece even though Sarah interviews that it’s a big no-no because the color is the first to go. Steve’s jealous ass says that Busta was being clever with his design instead of being a good artist. Dave actually agrees somewhat saying that Busta’s piece was kind of ugly and a weird concept.


Tray


Steve


Sebastian


Sarah


Mark


Lalo


Jesse


Jamie


Tatu Fatty


Clint


Busta

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Valleygirl
    Posted November 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    SG I totally heart you, but why the Shane hate??? He was well rounded AND met every challenge. The dude was an Ink Master.
    In other news- Clint’s still my bby, Sarah is still scary as fuck, and Busta needs to shut it. Same as always! Lol.

    Also Trey is a little fatter than I thought he’d be. Like his face is really skinny and his body isn’t. Am I the only one who thought this?

  2. 2
    upinthesky
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Jesse and Sarah have become my favorites. Steve is pretty good, too. And lol it would be perfect if they blurred out Sarah’s face! Something’s just weird how she moves her mouth when she talks, like she wants deaf people to clearly see what she’s saying so she enunciates too much.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    I was definitely shocked by how pudgy Trey was when we saw him in the last frame…I always thought he was slimmer too, or was at least a solid kind of big. But no, he’s a little roly poly ‘un lol.
    But he’s a liar though….how do you say that it’s most important to be here for your kids, but you come to an optional tv show with a life-threatening medical condition and without your medication?
    Like….at least bring your medicine. That’s the part I don’t get, like why he left it at home.

    I don’t like Steve. He’s clearly talented and experienced, but he’s always hating on other contestants. And he always sounds so jealous and bitter.
    He needs to run his own race and not be all up in everyone else’s sauce.

    Clint continues to be funny and Jamie continues to be hot.
    Jesse’s buck teeth make me laugh and he’s pretty cool as a person too. His canvas made me laugh too. Dude looked like J.Crew, LL Bean and Vineyard Vines threw up on him, but he was all tatted up. I’ve never seen that before.

    Sebastian made me hate him more this episode…why did he force that girl to get an ugly thing on her leg? Why not just make the zombie sexy? She looked pissed too. I’d be pissed if I were her. He’s such a selfish artist.

    Mark needs to go home. If he doesn’t perform in the next episode, he definitely will. He’s already ruined too many people’s bodies. This madness has to end somewhere.
    And if I were Kay Kutta’s canvas, I’d be like crying right now, because how the fuck is he gonna fix that ugly, disturbing shit on his leg? And it has the nerve to be big as hell. I’d be crying on the way to a surgeon to see about a voluntary skin graft. No way I’d wear that thing for the rest of my life.

  4. 4
    Tom Ryan
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:00 am

    Why are you so hateful? From what I’ve seen of the show, nothing was said or done to deserve such vitriol. You aren’t being funny, you are just a cyber bully who is trying to spread hate. How about a fair and accurate recap?

  5. 5
    REDD's
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Sarah is a brilliant, talented, inspiring, beautiful woman. I hope she makes it far and continues to do amazing tattoos. Her quirky personality and her drive keeps the show intrestin g. I watch this show mostly because of her. My kids love her work. She is an inspiration to us all.

  6. 6
    Judie Ann Johansson
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Sarah Miller is an awesome, loving, amazing person in real life. She is also a damn good artist! If you ever looked her up and seen some of the art she has done it would blow you away. I have no doubts in my mind she will be one of the last to go if she doesn’t win! I am hoping for a win, she deserves it and is worth it!

    I will not talk bad on any of the other artists, they all can tattoo, but some are just better than others on certain things. I love Ink Master, but do not like the hate.

    The people with the nasty talk will walk.

    Love ya Sarah! Keep on rocking! Loving ya all the way from Sweden! :)

  7. 7
    Ray
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Hey Fake TVgasm and all around fraud who could not write labels for soup cans,

    Before making comments about the way others look you should have the guts/balls/vagina to post a pic of yourself. Nice demonstration of what it means to be a loser. Also please feel free to install spell check on your word processor since you are so intellectually deprived and incompetent to even be able to spell six letter words!

  8. 8
    Pasquale82
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:16 am

    I love how people talk shit without a leg to stand on or any true knowledge of the bullshit comming out. Sarah’s tattoo skills are out of this world. She can do anything, and she can do it on the fly, with speed and precision. She’s a beautiful girl and has a great personality. I think she will be there till the end. Look her up and take a look at her work. She outshines everyone overall. Diverse and can switch up styles and textures effortlessly. Haters gonna hate. Who are you anywayz? Stop it.

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 9:36 am

    LOL looks like Sarah found the recaps.
    Come on down girl.

  10. 10
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 10:40 am

    Eek! I thought the Ink Master board was unusually busy, now I know why.
    I like Sarah, she’s one of my favs. i like how she has the balls to stand up to that asshole Kutta, but if she were to tone it down a bit, she’d be less of a target.

    so, onward to thr disgusting mouth tatts. Ewww! I scroll down to the bottom to the comments section as fast a possible so I dont have to look at those gross tastebuds and shiny lips. Barf!

    Tray going home was weird, to me he looked stoned the entire time he was there. He has intestine problems before the show, leaves his meds at home, supposedly passes out in the house, and is eliminated while ” he’s at the hospital???” Fishy to me.
    Then he gives some speech about his kids being proud of him…dude, this is a reality show on Spike, I think you taking meds and taking care of your health will make your kids more happy and proud than doing a dumb reality show…….geeze.

    Btw Tatu Baby is NOT fat….chubby face, but nowhere near fat. But….she’s guilty of giving herself a dumb nickname though

  11. 11
    Tina
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Sarah is by far the best artist on the show!!! And she is the nicest one as well!!! And how dare you call someone fat!!! You have no right to be so rude!! So until you have some constructive criticism you shouldn’t post another blog!!

    Sarah you rock!!!!!!!!!!!! Kick all their asses!!

  12. 12
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Tatu Baby would not be fat if she wore clothes that fit.
    The bunching, pulling, spillage of flesh, and general sausage casing-like appearance of her clothes makes her look bigger than she is.

  13. 13
    DuckyMicks
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Hey bro, I’d watch it with all the casual misogyny. For starters, any sentence that begins with “like any typical chick…” is going to be hilariously backward.

    She’s got a stupid nickname, to be sure, but “Tatu Fatty?” Are you serious?

  14. 14
    TootsieRox
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Is Clints lip tattoo spelled correctly?

  15. 15
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 7, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    @TootsieRox, yes, it is but the script makes it difficult to read. The “k” is really loopy.

    @chaosbutterfly, you nailed it! Poorly fitting clothes , whether too tight, too baggy, or the wrong shape, can make a person look all lumpy and bulgy.

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