Ink Master Recap: Holy Ink

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By SG | Monday, November 26, 2012 | 7:36 pm | 6 Comments
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Back at the loft Clint is cursing and throwing a temper tantrum that would put most 2 year olds to shame. He starts saying how they changed Jesse and Tacky’s diapers but beat him and Sarah up like they were step-kids. He reiterates that they had to tattoo at the same time and the judges made it seem like they do it all the time. It just goes on and on until he walks outside to smoke where he is joined by Steve who basically tells him to pull it together and gun for Sarah because her piece was the weakest of the two. Sarah thinks that they judges are out to get her and this was the only way to place her on the bottom. Everyone is out to get Sarah because they are jealous, not because she did a shitty job you guys! Tacky, Sarah, Mark and Clint are called to the bottom and boy are Sarah and Clint lucky Mark’s ass is still there.

Clint and Sarah both look like they will start to cry at any moment in front of the judges. Tacky is named the winner with the rest on the bottom. Mark is told that the saying too little, too late comes to mind so he tries to say something about how he always adapts to each challenge. Mark please stop talking. You and words are not good friends. Clint says that he didn’t do a bad tattoo and that he has more fight in him. Sarah goes off the deep end and pulls some shit about fighting and pushing herself every day, she is passionate (we know…that was never questioned) and loves what she does, and how she will continue to fight and they will realize it eventually one day. Then she makes her exorcist face and says to not count me out. Dave is definitely freaked out by her and just says wow. Unfortunately because Mark was also in the mix he was definitely the one going home because he’d been on the bottom pretty much every week while Sarah hasn’t and Clint was only there like once. Mark says this is just the introduction of him and we will see him again…yeaaaa I’ll forget your name by the time Season 3 rolls around. Count on it.

What did you think about this week’s tattoos and did the right person win? Since Sarah is obviously comparing herself to Tacky, who is your favorite of the two? Who do you think will take home the Ink Master title and do we even care at this point? Would you let any of the remaining contestants ink you? Check out last week’s recap here! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Jesse pretty much looks like the bug-eyed, buck-toothed cartoon character he keeps recycling.

    Clint’s tantrums are so ridiculous. He’s one of those people who thinks it’s important to “show” how angry they are…and he ends up looking liking a fool.

    I wonder who Sarah would consider to be a good partner. I have a feeling no matter who was assigned to work with her, she would claim she got screwed somehow. Her bizarre “for show” temper is almost as sad to watch as Clint’s.

    I wouldn’t let any of these bi-polar narcissists touch me.

    Oh…and my code at the bottom of this? “Good riddance.”

  2. 2
    FleshEatingUnicorn Kay
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    I want to like Sarah, but then she starts talking and I have to cover my ears. She is like a harpy. We get it, your talented (I also have to say, her Star Wars tattoo was better than Tattoo whatever but I just can’t handle Sarah’s annoying attitude that I’m almost glad she lost… Sorry tangent)

    Clint is hilarious. I almost wonder if he is hamming it up to try to get his own reality show on spike XD but who knows. Some one should slap him once in a while though…

  3. 3
    Valleygirl
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Ok y’all know how much I love my bby Clint, so I was so scared he’d get booted off!!! I was going to cry.
    But the almost tears pretty much stopped when Sarah got started. Holy hell she got scary. Mark being gone is whatevs but why hasn’t Jesse been called out for doing those google eyes AGAIN? I think if he does them one more time he should go home. I don’t have patience for one way monkeys.

    @Kay: I’d watch the shit out of a Clint show omg.

  4. 4
    annie annie
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Clint has definatley grown on me, Im glad he didn’t go. Sarah too….for all her wininess, she is super-talented.

    I’m also diggin’ Tattoo Baby, she’s pretty cool.

    I thought this challenge was complete BS. I mean, it’s almost setting up the artists to fail, or do a shitty job on their client.

  5. 5
    FleshEatingUnicorn Kay
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    @Valleygirl me too! I love Clint lol. He is really cool on Twitter too- he favorited one of my tweets XD ahaha

    Wonder who is going to go home this week….<.<

  6. 6
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Hallelujerrr.
    And amenz yo.
    Because finally, Mark is gone. If I had to hear one more disjointed, nonsensical, pointless speech full of fighting metaphors, I was going to scream. I think it’s pretty obvious that he cares more about fighting than tattooing (because what kind of ARTIST purposefully jeopardizes his hands that way?) and he should stick to doing that. Unless he’s also bad at MMA. In which case, he should just sit down quietly some place and wait for life to end.

    During Sarah’s speech to the judges, I definitely had to say a quick hail mary for the safety of my soul. I was 100% sure that an entire cloud of demons were going to fly out of her face, through my tv screen and into my house. I know her friends and family love her, but I dare them to lie and say that she isn’t scary as fuck.

    And between her and Katherine, I do prefer Katherine.
    I could drink frozen margaritas and kick it with Katherine.
    I wouldn’t know what to do with Sarah, except run for my life.
    And I do think Katherine is much prettier than Sarah…I would give anything to see her in an outfit that is the appropriate size and length for her body, because she would be so super gorg.

    But even though Katherine is kicking ass lately, judging on everything we’ve seen, I think Sarah is a better artist.

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