It’s a Wonderful Life – PSYCH!

Recaps

By DearCrabby | Tuesday, December 25, 2012 | 6:00 am | 12 Comments
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Voice is back! He tells Clarence that clearly George never leaves Bedford Falls. Mary has a baby boy, then a girl, and worked every day to make the old house into a home like genetics says she must. Every night George came back from the office looking pretty suicidal waaay before that crucial night.

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Yeah, this looks like my weekends too. The difference?
I don’t have four kids messing it up!

Then came war! Yay! That always cheers people up! Ma Bailey and Mary’s mother sewed for the Red Cross. Mary had two more babies, which I guess does help the war effort not at all, but she ran the USO. Sam Wainwright made a fortune with plastic hoods for planes and produced the new show Hee Haw while Potter decided who went off to war – don’t ask, don’t tell boys!

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Yes, these muskets will be perfect
for our soldiers in Afghanistan!

Harry was a Navy flier and shot down 15 planes including two that were about to crash into a transport carrying 50 soldiers, saving all of them. George was 4-F because of his ear so he helped around town as the air raid warden and recycling king.

Now we get to the “crucial day.” The newspaper shows a story about Harry getting the Congressional Medal of Honor and he’s coming home to celebrate. George comes into the Building and Loan and takes a call from Harry but has to get off the phone because the bank examiner is there to, you know, examine the bank on Christmas Eve.

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Things come so easily for Harry. Well, he did have to go to war.

Good thing, too! Uncle Billy has been put in charge of depositing $8,000 at Potter’s bank which makes total sense since he can’t even remember to put on socks. Potter walks in and Uncle Billy shows him the Harry Bailey story in the paper, rubbing it in that a Bailey did something good. Watch out, Uncle Billy, karma’s a bitch!

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In your face, bitch! For now, at least.

Uncle Billy slams the paper closed and hands it back to Potter…with the envelope of money in it. He goes to make the deposit and the teller is like mofo, did you forget the money you wanted to deposit? Uncle Billy looks through all of his pockets and on the floor as we see Potter open his paper and find the money. That rat bastard looks out his office door to see Uncle Billy freaking out and doesn’t say a word. Hell will feel a lot warmer than this Bedford Falls winter!

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Yep, that’s how you’re going to look when they convict you.

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A Food Network host wannabe and travel fanatic (only three more continents to go!) , Dear Crabby lived in Chicago for over 10 years before returning to her native Ohio. She loves black martinis, blue cheese burgers, and The Daily Show. A two-time Chicago marathon finisher, she heartily dislikes Smokey Smokersons, slow drivers in the passing lane, and noisy children, especially when they ruin a fine dining experience or a trip to Target. A nouveau spinster, Dear Crabby spends her free time with her Cocker Spaniels and often goes by the pseudonym “Mrs. Clooney.”

12 Comments

  1. 1
    pixielated
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Oh, Crabby, hilarious as usual.

    But didn’t you know that banks don’t have the money that you deposited? It’s kind of like a Ponzi scheme: they trust that not everybody is going to want to get their money out at the same time, so they will have enough to cover the people who do. That’s also what FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance) is for, to protect people from bank runs and failures. And don’t ever ask about checking!

    Merry Christmas!

  2. 2
    fire@will
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    If the Potters (less Harry) had prevailed, we would not be in the financial mess we’re in today.

    Great (fun) recap, but it seems to be missing at least one page (I only get 12)…

  3. 3
    hutchlover
    Posted December 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Pixie’s got the right idea, but prior to the stock market crash (v. 1.0), there was no FDIC. That was one of the things created by the stock market crash (v. 1.0) once Roosevelt (v. 2.0) got into office.

    I love these Christmas recaps, but I must say that this is one of the best Christmas movies ever. Don’t ask me why since it’s so depressing.

  4. 4
    dearcrabby
    Posted December 24, 2009 at 5:57 am

    Yes, one page seems to be missing! I will work on it when I get home from my own soul-sucking savings and loan job, hahaha!

  5. 5
    whoochile
    Posted December 24, 2009 at 6:10 am

    Crabby, you are hysterical! This recap is gold. I’ve never been a fan of this movie, it never clicked for me and now I know why!!! You totally pointed out all the things that don’t really make any sense.
    Can’t wait for page 13.

  6. 6
    ohionancy
    Posted December 24, 2009 at 10:20 am

    I love this movie & your recap was great but I can’t wait for the last page. No matter how many times I’ve seen it when that brother makes his toast at the end I cry every time – I may cry now thinking about it – I’m such a wuss!

    I think it’s hilarious your Potter/Dick Chaney analogy. During the inauguration when Chaney was in the wheelchair all I could think of was “he looks like Old Man Potter”

    Just as a trivia tidbit – the Jew Mary was talking to at the dance was Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.

    Have a great holiday!!

  7. 7
    pixielated
    Posted December 24, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Yeah, hutchlover, I know that the FDIC didn’t exist until after the Depression. Also, before the FHA, HUD, etc., ordinary people could not get mortgages unless there was a building and loan company in their town.

    Fire@will probably thinks those were the GOOD old days. When poor people knew their places.

    And the reason we are in the mess we are now is BECAUSE of people like Potter, or his lookalike Dick Cheney, who got us into this wonderful war that was supposed to give us an endless supply of cheap oil and enrich Halliburton immeasurably (well, it did do that).

  8. 8
    thatswhatshesaid
    Posted December 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    This was hilarious! I love you!!! “Is that Jerry’s Puffy Shirt?” Great line! I enjoyed this movie the one time I saw it, but I was confused by a lot of things. Your recap pointed out a lot of the same things, so I’m glad it wasn’t just me. Thanks for the good work! Can’t wait for page 13!

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    Tvsnarkeling
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Love the recap with such a Republican spin. No wonder this will never be shown on a FOX channel

    The taxi drive an cop (on pg 4)are named Bert and Ernie. Cracks me up everytime I hear it

  10. 10
    hutchlover
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    TVsnarkeling, Bert & ERnie from Sesame Street were named after B&E from “It’s a Wonderful LIfe”.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 6:53 am

    One of my most fave movies ever!!!! I cry at the beginning when everyone is praying for George esp. the kids. I cry when Mary whispers “Geoerge Bailey I’ll love you till the day I die”
    sigh………back to reading

  12. 12
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 2:54 am

    I always hated that movie, bunch of treacle. Enjoyed your re-cap much more.

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