Jacko Must Packo

Recaps

By madeyoulaugh | Tuesday, May 10, 2005 | 5:39 pm | 2 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

greatpic.jpgThe National Enquirer is reporting that Michael Jackson, star of 1974 TV movie Free To Be You And Me, has sold his bait…sorry…make that home, which he has lived in since 1988 (or as Jackson recalls, “Joey Lawrence’s expiration date”).

Jackson has reportedly sold the estate for $36 million, or as his accountant Niel Rosbaum had to explain it, 1 and 2/3 molested children.

Jacko’s financial troubles have become more and more public in recent years, causing all of his special friends to step forward now to stake claim to what is more commonly being refered to as “being Culkin’ed,” “the Feldman fondle,” or simply “the cost of their taint.”

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    theryn
    Posted May 10, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    I truly feel bad for the position that his has put himself in. So, if it true that he has to sell Neverland than good! No one needs all that anyway. I hope that he eventually has to sell his Beatle’s catalogue and that Paul McCartney has another chance to buy it.

  2. 2
    Leah3t
    Posted May 10, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    I will never be able to look at Norman Rockwell and feel the same.

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