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Monday, February 14, 2011
10:00 am
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Tagged: all time low, boardwalk, break up, guidettes, guidos, hilarious, Honey Gangsta, jersey shore, jwoww, Rammi, recap, ridiculous, riff raff, room trashing 101, Sluts, snooki
Welcome to another (and hopefully the last) Rammi-centric episode. Of course, I would prefer not to recap any Rammi fights because they are all identical, nonsensical and lead nowhere. Plus we’ve seen their fight so many times that really, what’s the point anymore? But that’s all they’ve given me to go on tonight, so I have no choice.
We’ve reached a new low.
We wake up the next morning after the last fight I wouldn’t write about and Ronnie tells Sammi that the way she acted was uncalled-for. Sammi wants to know if they can talk about it. Oh, why, Sammi, why? Talking about it has never led these two to anything good. Or anywhere at all for that matter. All they do is blame the other and play the victim. Neither is willing to compromise or change, but they’re also not willing to give up on demanding that the other one change. Sitch hears them talking and voices what the entire planet earth is thinking: Why don’t they just break up?
“Does anyone know where we keep the cyanide?”
Sammi goes on and on about what Ronnie’s Miami antics “put her through,” and how she’ll never get over it. She brings up Miami a lot, so obviously she’s seen the episodes of Ronnie being a prick. She keeps saying she can’t talk about it and Sitch keeps saying, “To be honest with you.”
Unpacking? Not so fast, Sammi.
Ronnie hears Sitch talking about Miami and feels betrayed by a fellow guy. He goes to Deena and Pauly D and bawls about Sitch ratting him out. Pauly D is like, “Ugh, now what?” Ronnie promises to put Sitch in his place. To try and calm everyone down, Pauly D takes Ronnie to the boardwalk to ride rides and Deena takes Sammi to a bar.
As Deena and Sammi get ready to take shots (keep in mind, it’s morning) Ronnie and Pauly D walk by and wave. Immediately Sammi says that Ronnie is with a girl. Congrats, Pauly D, you are now being mistaken for a female by your own roommate. So what to do when your on-again, off-again boyfriend walks by with a guy who looks like a girl? Why, grab the first guy you see and flirt your tail off! Other riff raff at the bar? Flirt with them, too!
“Hey, is someone giving out free candy?”
But by all means, make sure you NEVER do this to have any fun. ONLY do it to piss off your boyfriend. The results are sure to be stellar.
Back at home, Ronnie is getting himself more and more worked up as he plans to confront Sitch about talking to Sammi. He’s practically pacing as he puts together a batch of Ron Ron juice, which will definitely make everything a hundred times worse. He won’t even talk to Sammi until he’s settled things with Sitch, so Sammi just sits there fretting. When Sitch gets home, Ronnie goes off on him about not having his back, selling him out, etc. Sitch fights back for a few minutes before just telling Ronnie he’s sorry so that everyone can get on with their lives. Did you see that Sammi? Ronnnie? Ending a fight for the good of humanity? Novel concept, I know.
“WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST HELP ME CHEAT???”
Ronnie, who is very used to fighting till both parties drop, is totally taken aback by Sitch’s sudden surrender. But he accepts the apology and they hug it out.
Thank goodness for small mercies, like a topic switch. Let’s check in with Jwoww, who is getting ready for a dinner date with Roger. Roger, you see, is getting ready to go out of town for 10 days, so he and Jwoww are having a special romantic evening before their agonizing separation. Roger shows up with an overnight bag, which is pretty hilarious for some reason. Is that something guys do? What’s in there? Anyway, they go to eat at a Mexica place on the boardwalk, where, it turns out, Roger knows EVERYONE. And not only does he know everyone, but everyone stops to talk to him and he engages in extensive conversations with all of them. Jwoww can barely get a word in edgewise before yet another of Roger’s buddies shows up and wants to pass the time of day. So much for their romantic goodbye dinner.
“And how’s your Great Aunt Mildred?”
Jwoww tells us that this will definitely be a problem if they keep dating. They finally decide to take their drinks outside so they can talk and as they stand up we hear someone yell, “What’s up Roger?” Ha ha ha.
I knew that scene was too good to last. We’re back to Rammi. Sammi wants Ronnie to explain to her how he could look her in the face, watch her cry, and yet still hook up with other girls and lie about it in Miami. What does she expect him to say? Does she think he will come out with some thoughtful psychological analysis of himself and his choices? Would it matter if he did? Of course not. And he has no answer. He just wants “honesty points” for admitting he cheated, then wants Sammi to hang her head over supposedly talking to a male in Atlantic City at some point in time. Sammi tells him for the 900th time that he doesn’t deserve someone like her, then Ronnie blows his top and says they’re done and need to just do their own thing. Any of this sound familiar? Of course it does.
Deena and Snooki talk Sammi into coming out drinking and dancing with them. She keeps talking about how she’s sure Ronnie is going to do something shady, so she wants to do something shady as well, to make him jealous. This won’t end well. So Ronnie’s going out with the boys and Sammi’s going out with the girls and everyone is going to the same place to ensure maximum drama. As everyone gets ready, Sammi asks Ronnie what he’s going to do if a girl comes up to talk to him. Sammi, SHUT UP! Ronnie’s like, “What does it matter, we’re broken up.” And here comes the nightmare. It begins with Ronnie continually sliding the sliding mirror open so that he can get something out of the closet while Sammi is trying to do her hair in front of the mirror. So they shove this stupid sliding mirror back and forth at each other while telling each other to move out of the room and sleep somewhere else.
“Does your face hurt? Cause it’s KILLING me!”
Ronnie announces that he will be using the smoosh room tonight. They scream some more insults back and forth and then Ronnie starts pulling Sammi’s clothes out of the closet and tossing them all over the room and out onto the balcony.
Sitch tries to get Ronnie to walk away, but that would be like asking the sun not to rise, so he calls the other roommates in for backup. At this point Ronnie is trying to lift up Sammi’s bed to remove it from the room and Sammi has jumped on the bed to stop him. But it doesn’t stop him.
There’s no stopping someone hopped up on “Xenadrine.”
Sammi’s screaming for Ronnie to stay away from her, but when he leaves the room she follows him screaming, “I hate you!” more and more hysterically. Vinny’s trying to physically hold Sammi back, but she’s kicking open doors and clawing and screaming. Ronnie is promising that he’s going to bring three girls home and bang them all tonight. My head is pounding. These people are animals. Animals. Who acts like this? What grown adult couple who “cares about each other” acts like this?
The roommates have finally pried them apart and the guys beg Ronnie to leave with them, but first he has to finish throwing all of Sammi’s belongings out onto the balcony – including the mattress from her bed. Then he storms out of the house, calling her names along the way and adding, “Just like Snooki said, you’re a slut.” Snooki’s standing right there and she turns to Sam and very softly says, “I never said that.” Ha ha.
“I’m not a slut. Help me find a slutty outfit.”
FINALLY the guys leave and Sammi is positive that Ronnie will bring home a girl to escalate things, so Snooki and Deena tell her that two can play that game. This strikes a chord in Sammi and she tells the girls to come to her closet to help her pick out something super slutty. They discover the havoc Ronnie has wreaked with Sammi’s possessions so Snooki and Deena start transporting all of her things down to their room while she gets into her ho gear. Unfortunately the IKEA bed won’t fit through the door without being taken apart, so they finally give up and just bring down the mattress. HOWEVER, Snooki doesn’t miss the opportunity to compare the bed not fitting through the door to Vinny not fitting in her. I guess that one never gets old. They get the mattress downstairs by “surfing” it down while they ride on top. I have to say that these girls are being really nice to Sammi after how awful she was to them. I wonder if she realizes she’s lucky anyone is talking to her. Probably not, victim that she is.
Off to Aztec for the Grand Showdown. If Sammi had just acted normal, had a few drinks, talked to some guys and danced a bit I would have thought, “Good for you. Have a good time, get your mind off of things.” But no. She enters the club, climbs up on a table and starts screaming that she needs a hot guy! Where are the hot guys? Ew, pathetic.
Didn’t want to keep even a shred of dignity?
And Ronnie is watching the whole thing. Eventually one of the riff raff from the bar earlier grinds with her on the dance floor while Ronnie and the other roomies look on. Seriously, the whole time she’s dancing she’s just watching for Ronnie’s reaction. She couldn’t look more desperate and obvious if she tried. Very poorly played, Sammi. It does, however, succeed in riling Ronnie back up into an insane fit of rage.
He stomps back to the house with the other guys in tow, telling us along the way how disrespectful it is of Sammi to dance with another guy. Oh give it a rest, douchebag. You don’t get to teach THAT lesson. Instead he goes back to his demonstration of room-trashing 101. This time he doesn’t just throw things, though, he destroys things. Sammi gets home and sees all of her things ruined, including a pair of crushed glasses. What is it with these guys? First Tom steals Jwoww’s hard drive and now Ronnie smashes all of Sammi’s things? This is not the way to carry on, people. Everybody has relationship woes. It doesn’t mean you act like swine.
Sammi comes up to the roof to confront Ronnie with her broken spectacles and we have more of the same old argument: what do you want from me? You disrespected me, you embarrassed me, on and on. Oh, and Ronnie is a much better person than Sammi because he had enough respect to cheat on her behind her back, not dance with someone else in front of her face. He is evil. So is she.
In other news, Jwoww wants to give Roger a memorable send-off so she changes into that leather outfit she got last week at the sex shop. Also pink fuzzy handcuffs. Then she comes strutting out in it in front of Deena and Snooki.
“Did you get a good angle on my butt?”
Roger drools and Snooki announces that if Roger wasn’t there, she would have sex with Jwoww herself.
“I look slutty too. Why won’t anyone sleep with me?”
Deena is still jealous that Jwoww ruined that outfit for her.
The next morning Roger is off and the roommates discuss the horror that was last night’s fight. Apparently Ronnie sobbed all night like the little bitch that he is. Pauly D and Sitch decide that Rammi owes everyone an apology. Word. And good luck with getting that apology.
Snooki and Deena head off to Beachcomber to look for cute guys. A guy – though not extremely cute – buys them shots. As he walks back to the bar the girls notice that he’s wearing some pretty tight shorts, so when he comes back they give him all kinds of crap about it.
Auditioning for an 80′s music video?
Snooki yells that they can see his wiener and pretty quickly the guy takes off out of there. That’ll teach you to try to be nice to Snooki.
Such subtle imagery.
Back to hell. Sammi pulls all the girls into the bedroom and tells them she’s done with her relationship and she needs to go home and get herself together. Please actually do it this time. Please. She takes the guys aside one at a time to tell them that she’s leaving and she’s actually packing up her crap, so here’s hoping. Ronnie gets wind of the grand departure and he’s all puzzled, as if this makes no sense. I guess that’s what happens when you cry wolf all the time.
“Wait. Is Sam mad?”
He takes her out on the porch to talk and he honestly asks her, “What’d I do?” Oh. My. Gosh. At least Sammi doesn’t cave. There’s a first time for everything. She won’t go near Ronnie or sit down next to him, but she finally hugs him and they both bawl.
“You’re a filthy whore, but I love you so much.”
Then a cab comes and Sammi actually gets in it and rides away. Praise be! Will she be back?
Ronnie’s all dumbfounded and after all of his horrible ugly talk he’s saying he regrets what he’s done to her. But not enough to stop, I’m sure. In fact I saw him on the After Show say he doesn’t regret ruining all of her things because she deserved it for disrespecting him. Swine.
Next week! Ronnie contemplates leaving too! Hooray!
Geez, this episode was dark and ugly. Can we please just get back to Karma?
Thanks for reading!
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Great recap SP. That was such a miserable episode. Although Sammi grates on my nerves about 100% of the time, Ronnie is much worse to me. He thinks that by her “disrespecting” him by dancing with a guy in front of him, he’s now off the hook for his miami shenanigans. He’s gonna milk that shit for all it’s worth. Although Sammi did look redic at the bar, she got him pretty good. I’m sure he assumed she’d climb in bed and cry while he went to the bar, but she fucked his world up by showing up. This is one of the most pathetic, childish, unhealthy relationships iv’e ever witnessed. And lastly, in order for it to ever be ok to destroy all of someone’s belongings, the person better have done something REALLY fucked up. You can’t just demolish someone’s shit like that!!! WTF! NOT OK! I woulda called the cops, and he sure as shit woulda payed for or replaced every bit of it. He needs to go to a far away land and never return. The look on his face when he heard she was leaving? PRICELESS!
I really hope this is the last Ronnie and Sammi fight we are forced to endure. This was a painful episode. I do hate them both but I have to say, Ronnie making the argument that he was somewhat better because he did his cheating behind his back made it better just made me hate him a bit more than her. I don’t understand why anyone would want her to stay after that epic battle. Sammi at the club calling for all the ‘hot guys’ to come dance with her just reeked of desperation.
I love that she mistook Pauly D for a woman walking down the boardwalk with Ronnie. And that was BEFORE he smashed her glasses! I agree Tmurda…destroying all of her stuff was so over the top and not cool.
You really did a great job recapping this crappy episode.
This episode was so uncomfortable to watch for so many reasons. I like my reality shows a little twisted but not dark & twisted. Domestic Violence 101! I don’t care how horrible of a person you are (and Sammi does grate), she did not deserve that! Destroying her property for what exactly…because she is not okay with you lying to her. So her punishment was that! I hope she sees this episode and play it on repeat,everytime she even thinks to be in the same space with this dude. I know they are young and stil have some maturing to do but damn! I hope her close friends and family intervenes because that went beyond a tv show. “When reality TV gets real”
Wait, why didn’t this episode end in a PSA? I’m confused. Did loveisrespect.org not get their advertising dollars in fast enough?
Methinks Sammi just went home to pick up her replacement pair of specs. She’ll be back…sporting shatter resistant frames, of course.
I don’t think Sammi mistook Pauly D. for a girl, since he was walking in front of Ronnie, but I think she, in her fevered little brain, saw a girl somewhere in the vicinity of Ronnie and Pauly and assumed they were with this “girl.” And she was just looking for an excuse to get revenge, because she wasn’t having any fun at that bar.
And while up until this episode I had been of the mind that whichever one was talking at that moment was the more awful one in the relationship, Ronnie really showed what a vile person he is. Sammi just looked like such a broken little girl carrying around her glasses. I know she won’t be gone for good and I’ll be back to loathing her when she does return, but in the war of who’s more awful? Ronnie wins, hands down.
LOVED Ronnie’s high pitched girl scream, smack-dab in the middle of the fight: “AND YOU NEVAH EVEN COOKED FOR ME, NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!!”
Priceless.
I’ve always felt sorry for Sammi, on multiple levels, whereas Ronnie’s been a contemptible douchebag from day one. The guy has not one single redeeming quality. Other than the fact that, because of all the drama he creates, we have to endure less focus on the Situation.
I don’t understand why no one is out-right telling Sam and Ronnie their relationship is 100% unhealthy! I mean, it seems like Sammi still lives with her parents or family – don’t they watch the show and see what’s going on!?!?! Oh, and Ronnie needs to shut his mouth when he says what he did in Miami is better than what Sam’s doing because he did it behind her back – it’s never ok! Ugh. (P.S. – I dislike Sam as well, but the whole Ronnie trashing her stuff was just low).
Ronnie is stupid and dangerous.
Sammi is vile and calculating.
But HOLEY MOLEY! What was JWow wearing? Really? Is that supposed to be attractive. I’m not understanding the thigh to knee cutout. What is the purpose of leather covers for shins.
I get that JWow’s wardrobe leaves something to be desired but I don’t think that outfit was supposed to be worn by a strait female.
Weiner! (I just had to throw that out)
Ronnie is a walking, talking example of the danger of steroids.
Why can’t Sammi have fun with everyone? Why can’t she have fun and it not involve getting back at Ronnie? If she was able to do that I can say that their relationship wouldn’t be so dysfunctional. How fun is it to sleep in your room when you are mad at your boyfriend who lives with you? Get out of the house with the girls. They seem nice, funny and supportive.
I think Sammi going to dance with guys was her attempt to get back at Ron for Miami. I wish they could talk about how they saw the episodes and this is why they are going back and forth.
Not sure why J wow had to show everyone that she was wearing her sexy outfit that should have been for Roger’s eyes. Especially since the girls had already seen her in it.
Ronnie is such a bitch. When did guys start trashing girl’s houses? Are they supposed to sneak off in the night never to be heard from again? Next thing you know you’re going to tell me he slashed Sammi’s tires.
Wow. I haven’t had much sympathy for Sammi since season 1, but Ronnie’s contemptible behavior put me squarely in her corner. Those two need separate hemispheres.
I need a shower and about 12 bottles of whine to watch that episode again. WTF that was some abusive shit that went on there. Where are the PSA about it on Jersey Shore? Sam, while annoying I see why she acts the way she does. Ronnie is a typical abusive man. Step one isolation as it makes it hard to leave when you have no where else to go. I wish they would just acknowledge that at some point they were watching Miami and Sammi saw everything. It would make things a whole lot more entertaining…. Well at least not to the point where I have to be one shot from alcohol poisoning to watch.
@classy drunk: JWoww didnt have a choice but to walk through the living room to go to the smush room. Its not like she has a private room or even bathroom…and its not like these chicks have ever heard of giving the other person some privacy. I can’t see how she could have done a private reveal when there’s always people milling about.
@2hyper, I get your point, but then why didn’t she have Roger stay down stairs and she change upstairs and then ask Roger to meet her there then?!?!? Are we thinking a little too logically for the show?
@bananas, I think their fighting is confusing because they don’t acknowledge they’ve seen the episodes. Ronnie keeps acting like “came clean” about he did in Miami and Ronnie just “happened” to find out that Mike confirmed what happened in the letter. It’s all so stupid.
I can’t believe Mike was so mature when fighting with Ronnie, but I assume they are all tired of Ronnie and Sam fighting that he just wanted to end it. That or he didn’t want to that the ass wooping that Ronnie was ready to dish out.
@classydrunk: I get your point too. I figure the MTV cameras would not have appreciated that since JWOWW & Roger were the only bright spot in dreadful episode. Yea, I do think we are putting too much thought into this. I do have a soft spot for Jenni though. She definitely has never met a hooker outfit that she didnt love but she seems to be the more mature of the group (not a hard feat to accomplish) and do not cause trouble unless provoked.
I think I figured out why Ronnie’s butt was bleeding, Sammi tore him a new one. If you’ve ever known a couple like this (and I have), they are a soul sucking train wreck of drama.
Man, I really felt bad for Sam in this episode. She looked really broken and lost to the point where all she could do was cry. Ronnie is definitely scum and someone needs to tell him about it. He thinks illogicially and is way to into himself to admit when he’s wrong and be the bigger person. He needs help and Sam needs to get away from him. FAR away!
Sorry but I don’t feel sorry for Sammi at all. Yes, Ronnie is abusive, but so is she! It just so happens that he was more so in this episode. She does NOT get a free pass by being called a victim of domestic violence. Ronnie never isolated her. She isolated herself… and him! He wanted to do things with the others including her, but she never wanted to do anything with anyone other than him. For example, look at the amusement park episode. He wanted both of them to have fun with the roommates, but she refused to interact with anyone but him and was pissed that he was having fun with others. I’m not excusing his behavior, but I refuse to excuse hers either. You know, females can be abusers too and their behavior shouldn’t be excused just because they are women.
Oops, forgot to say… Thanks HG for a great recap of a really shit episode!
See, here’s the thing with feeling with sorry for Sammi.
She’s knows Ronnie is on steroids. She finds him hot at least partially because he’s on steroids, if past comments are anything to go by. So, if she’s going to date someone whose on a drug that causes violent mood swings and fits of rage as part of its side effects, I fail to see her as a victim when that person experiences violent mood swings and fits of rage.
@classy drunk, re: whether you’re thinking too logically about this show.
Ever sprayed yourself orange? Described Mr. Right as a “juicehead gorilla”? Wore something that deliberately enhanced both your muffin top and your FUPA?
If not? Your logic, she is doomed.
Honey G another well written amd thoughout Recap. Your writing skills are incredable.
I will not watch the show because of the ugly behavior of the cast but love reading your recaps although they make me sad. MTV has to take some responsobility for what they put on TV. Good for Sam to leave. I did not think she had it in her. The people watching the show are watching very damaged people. The drinking and drug use leads down a very hard road. I do not know how MTV can ignore this. A very unhealthy group of people. The cast on the show I think are over 25 and some close to thirty. Where are they going. Save your money people. It bothers me when they treat other people like crud they believe are not as cool as they think they are. I work in a field where i see these type of people alot it is not cool when you are that age and gets worse as they grow older. I worry about there future when nobody cares and if this keeps up that will be sooner rather then later. Don’t like to be debbie downer but I liked this show at first and the now they are just sad and mean.MTV is going to drop these people like the cast like the cast of Road rules i hope they can do the challenges. What did Ron and Sam see growing up to act like that.something is very wrong, the show does not sound fun or entertaining anymore. Just a train wreck of booze,drugs and abuse
Remember, The Sitch came from a violent home where his parents acted like this. I’m sure he had to break up plenty of fights, be the peacemaker, and then cook family dinners while his parents sulked in the corner. So, for him, Sam and Ronnie’s beef is just a typical Tuesday night.
Did anyone notice when Sammi was on the floor packing, the shot of all of the Sitch’s shoes by his bed? They were literally 4 pairs of the same sneakers, each with a different colored rippled, neon sole. Like, seriously? I had an ex that did that with Nike Uptowns, like 10 pairs in different color combinations to match his shirts, but he was 22. There is no excuse for a 29 yr old man to dress like this. Then again..he acts just as immature, so whatamIsayin?
@classy drunk: Jwoww is a product, she’s a walking billboard, that’s why she’s walking around in that get up (not just on this episode either).
Also, about them all going to the same club: I’m imagining that the club(s) are paying the producers to bring the cast. Or it’s too complicated to set up cameras at two different nightclubs. Or a combination of both.
Remember, this is reality tv, not reality.
Also, Snootch: Sammi’s only 22 years old or so. And presumably not the brightest bulb in the box. So it’s not surprising that she a) sucks at conducting a volatile relationship in front of cameras and increasingly large public scrutiny and b) sucks at extracting herself from that same doomed, abusive relationship. That’s why she gets a pass from me. Being whiny and clinging is annoying, sure, but (judging from my own experience) it’s also a common reaction to the behavior of an asshole boyfriend (eh-hem).
@itchy, you’re right. I used to work as a location scout.manager on films and getting clearance/permits to shoot at various location required clearance well in advance. This is most likely why the cast always go to the same clubs together and why Sam and Ronnie had no choice but to go to the same club on that fateful night.
In addition, even if Jwoww had no choice but to walk through the living room in her getup, she would have anyway. The girl thrives on attention and thinks that those slutty outfits raise her fuckability factor. She didn’t look so sexy to me, as woefully run down. I just wanted to put her to bed. Or out to pasture. Whichever guaranteed a longer stay away from my tv screen.
Er-hem..do tell us about this boyfriend! Why did you guys breakup? Was he an asshole or was it his asshole?
Sorry, Itchy. We will have to agree to disagree. Sammi isn’t smart, but neither is Ronnie. If you looked at both of their behaviors, you would see textbook cases of abusers. Both of them. After all, I don’t recall seeing Ronnie punch Sammi, but I have certainly seen Sammi punch Ronnie. She doesn’t get a pass because she has a vagina.
The asshole boyfriend was me. What can I say? I was young and wild. I believe most of my girlfriends survived me easily enough.
And I am admittedly more lenient with Sammi because, well, I just like watching her. Wish Ronnie had left the show, not her.
In regards to the Jwoww situation, I apologize for letting my logic get the best of me. I vow to never let it happen again.
I thought she looked pretty hot in the outfit. I just think she needs to use better hair when she gets her extensions put in.
I agree Itchy that Sammi is young and Ronnie too. They will realize at some point that this was a really volatile and unhealthy relationship. But the love you feel at that age is so pure, (for lack of a better word) that they don’t even get it. It’s all about the love.
I will say this episode put me in Sammi’s corner. Ronnie is such scum of the earth. How bout when she was leaving he asks Vinny “Did she apologise for last night?” WAAAAAAHT!! He is the stupidest, cruelest narcissist of all time and it would be great if MTV just canned him right there, but no, whatever soul MTV had in the 80′s and early 90′s has been completely sold to the Reality Devil. (Remember when the Real world cast kicked that kid out for slapping a girl on the face? That looks tame compared to this episode. So abusive and I truely think Sammi lives in terror of this guy (as Jwoww did with Tom) I hope he leaves and never comes back.
I have a 21 year old daughter.
The motherfucker that called MY daughter names, destroyed her stuff, and thought her to be the problem better be looking to go into some kind of protection program.
I’m not sticking up for Sammi, it’s just my POV on Ronnie.
Sammi should have known Ronnie was a piece of shit the way he talked to his mother in season one.
@sheesh..it’s true. Always look at how a guy treats his mother.
@Sheesh, Although I am not a mother I would probably have the same spirit that you have if someone did that to my child.
I have dumped quite a few guys because of how they treated their mother or sister. If you don’t treat your family well why would I believe you are able to treat me well. But I think those are things you learn as you get older. Sammi is just concerned about how hot he is.
Just wanted to comment on JWoww’s slutty outfit, imo that was NOT sexy at all, I was watching it with a friend and we were both laughing our asses off, she did not look hot at all. I do like Roger though and the way he said, “Alright let’s go play.” And went upstairs with her, he’s a good-looking man. As for the Rammi fight, I did feel bad for Sammi because Ronnie is extremely abusive and selfish and he felt justified in breaking her stuff because he is a big, stumpy 5 year old. On a forum I frequent people were saying how now Sammi has money and she can replace the stuff, it’s not even about that though, it’s the fact that he doesn’t respect her at all. I think that once a relationship hits that low there’s no coming back from it. There was a blind item some time ago about a reality star that hit his girlfriend and speculation was that the blind was about Ronnie and Sammi. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me. Excellent recap as usual
Bwahah Sitch is 29? he looks like a 40 year old with that leathery skin and potato nose.
This episode was awful. Why the production team didn’t stop RoidRon?
I haven’t liked Sammi, but no one deserves this. I really hope she can stay away from him for good. Surely she must have a caring relative that can step in here.
What was also disturbing that no one has commented on is the After Show where J-Woww said something stupid like it was better that he destroyed Sammi’s stuff than do nothing at all, because then you can see that he still cares. Just about as stupid an argument that RoidRon said about cheating behind her back (he just kinda forgets that the cameras were there, right)instead of in front of her face.
I really hope kids don’t see this show and think that this is how love should be and that it is ok for someone to treat you this way.
@mrsc: of course Jwoww would say something like that, her ex Tom was the same way. She alluded to abuse and said he never let her leave the house of see her friends and always put her down. These girls are so twisted with their, “he beats me cuz he cares” logic. Something tells me Snooki wouldn’t go for that..and neither would her dad.
I hope Sammi stays away from Ron but he is fucking up her money. If I were her..I’d come back for that paycheck and just chill with the girls.
I wonder what would happen if she got a restraining order. Who would production let stay in the house?
@sarcasatire- oh poor J-Woww, I didn’t know Tom had been like that. I saw the episode where when he left her dogs and took her hard drive (and jewelry, but the former proves what a heartless ass.
How about the dumbass on the after show…
“Now that you and Sammi are over, do I have a chance?”
Sure, babe. Just wait here while I pound a fist full of Xenadrine chased by Ron Ron juice.
Great recap!
I’ve been checking this recap all day and one of the things that has surprised me is that nobody mentioned the fact that Ronnie was comparing what Sammi did (dancing with some guy at the bar WHEN THEY WERE BROKEN UP) to him cheating on her WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER. I think the way she was acting may have been inappropriate, but before they even left the house Ronnie said that he was going to bring two girls back to the house with him. In my opinion, he was just mad because she beat him to it. I NEVER thought I’d say this but I was totally on Sammi’s side this episode. He’s a goon and it would really be in his best interest to go to anger management. And lay off the ‘roids.
Had did that bad ass Ron not pick up one women at that bar as his plan was to do so.Sam was much more successful that must of crushed his juice head ego,Gives me hope that some women in jersey stay away from what would and only can be looked at as a unhealthy freak.
Besides the two midget women they are just as fake as the men sadly so fake boobs, hair , nails and tans.They are so superficial that show is a sad distasteful mess
Kelsey Grammar is the one who got Ronnie hooked on the horse juice. He also gives Sammi relationship advice, and he helps Snooki choose her outfits.
Wanted to add, on the After Show it looked like JWoww got herself some lip injections, she was definitely looking like a duck.
@amanda…I thought Ronnie and Sammi were broken up when they first got to Miami and over the course of their time down there they got back together.
Classy drunk, that is what I thought too. After season 1, they were still together and Sammi went to Atlantic City where she ignored calls/texts from Ron while flirting (or something) with a guy. They were still together at that point, but it caused them to break up. So when they arrived in Miami, they were broken up. They didn’t get back together until after Ron’s shenanigans in Miami.
Snootchy…I believe they broke up at the reunion. It was when Ronnie saw Sammi having some conversation with Situation about their relationship.
Guys, I can hear your brains exploding from clear over here.
Got Damned Logic!!! I have broken my own rule within 24 hours. I have no will power!!!
Classy, did you see the After Hours episode where they discussed Atlantic City? They went into the details of it and it seemed that it was the cause of the breakup. Plus, Ron keeps saying he was going crazy in the club when he got to Miami because of what she did in Atlantic City. But I guess it doesn’t really matter. Those two are so codependent that whether or not they were broken up doesn’t matter in their heads. Case in point: After their discussion this episode that their relationship was over, Sammi asks him what he will do if a girl talks to him at the club.
Oh and that reminds me of something that I have wanted to ask for a long time now. In the credits, Nicole is nicknamed Snooki, Jenny has J -wow and then Sammi is nicknamed Sweetheart… but has anyone EVER seen her referred to as Sweetheart? Clearly Snooki and J-wow are used, but not that. It is almost like she decided that would be her role on the show and gave herself the nickname. Wouldn’t her boyfriend at least call her that? And even he doesn’t!
By the way, if you want to watch that episode, go to iTunes for season 3 of JS. It is the free after hours episode.
Oh. I had a hard time following whether or not they were “together” or not in Miami. I think because she kept saying that he had cheated on her that they were together. Oy. But I still think that Ronnie was upset that Sammi found some guy at the bar before he found a girl. His intentions seemed pretty clear on the way out of the house. She beat him to it (and in my opinion, good for her!)
I meant to say “I think because she kept saying that he cheated on her that I thought they were together”.
@Snootchy, I did watch that after hours episode. I am not sure. These two breakup and get back together so much that it’s too hard to keep up.
Honestly after Ronnie’s blow up he seemed to think that they were still together the next day. As if everything was all good.
@Amanda, she did keep saying that he cheated on her. That definitely confuses things also.
Pop! Pip! Paf! Poof!
They WERE broken up in the beginning of Miami. But they got back together very early on – like the second or third episode. They get back together while they’re both working at the gelato shop, and she says something stupid like “So can I call you my boyfriend now?”. So he did do alot of those things while they were together.
But it seems that he considers a fight to = free reign to do whatever he wants, so…. whatever.