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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
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Notice the use of latex gloves… to trim his eyebrows.
Let’s pick up right where we left off, shall we?
So here we are back in da club with Sitch pouting up a storm and trying to get everyone to give up and go home. Snooki and Jwoww are pissed. Snooki can’t believe Sitch would act this way when Ryder, of all people, is in town. It looks like Sitch prevails because pretty soon everyone is in a cab going home.
“When The Situation is done, everyone is done.”
Snooki is whining the entire time so I don’t really get why she agreed to come home. Ryder’s still like, “Whatever.”
Vinny is dragging Americus with him when he walks in the house and he points to the phone and tells her that’s where he waited three hours for her to stand him up.
“And those are the tissues I wiped my tears with.”
Wow Vinny, way to play it cool and not look pathetic at all. Americus giggles and Vinny tells us he likes girls he has to chase. No kidding, you’re male. Aaaaand you just showed her the phone you sit and wait by. He goes on, saying he doesn’t want the girls who come up to him, he wants the girls that every guy wants. Men are very predictable. I guess Americus figures that Vinny has chased her enough because she’s ready to give it up tonight.
The next morning Sitch wants to make nice with Snooki. He crawls onto her bed and tries to blow the whole thing off by saying he was in a bad mood and didn’t want to leave her alone because she was drunk.
“Just take the cash and have sex with me. Please?”
Snooki’s like, “Whatever. Ryder’s in town. Don’t ever do that to me again.” Oh he won’t Snooks… until he has another night of striking out.
Vinny is walking Americus out to a cab and telling us that he’s caught some feelings for her. He thinks she’s very special because she wasn’t DTF the first night he met her. He says they have a strong connection. He even tells Sammi he would wife up for Americus. Oh my gosh, Vinny. Calm down. It’s been what, ten minutes? I can smell your desperation through the TV.
Later Snooki, Jwoww and Ryder (she’s in town, you know) toast each other with shots as Snooki cries because Ryder is leaving.
“We’ll never see each other again!”
She’s quite inconsolable as she and Jwoww sit out on the patio. Good grief, Snooki, don’t you only have a few days left in Miami? She starts talking about going home, which sends Jwoww into a panic, saying if Snooki goes, she goes. With one week left? Pull yourselves together, ladies! Ryder will still be in Poughkeepsie next week. Vinny steps in to try to comfort Snooki and tells her he’s there for her. Snooki says that she loves Vinny and he’s like her big brother… except usually you don’t have sex with your big brother. Somehow I think Snooki might if she’d had enough shots. She gets very confused. Party’s heeeeeeere!
Jwoww has come up with the perfect antidote for Snooki’s depression! She has secured the gang entry tonight at a club called Space. Apparently Space is the club where the gorilla juiceheads gather and the party goes until 2 PM the next day. She surprises Snooki with the news and Snooki squeals and runs through the house, excited to finally meet some sweaty guidos in Miami. Pauly D orders the cabs to pick them up at 1 AM to take them to Space. Geez, that’s last call in L.A. Sometimes it sucks to have the fun end at 2 AM, but seriously. When the sun starts rising on your night of partying and you start seeing the busted people who are still boozing it up, you wish you’d gone home earlier. This happens in Vegas, and there’s a reason it stays in Vegas.
T-shirt taaaaaaaaaaaime! Vinny has composed a poem for the occasion:
If you got the fattest gear
And no one can come into your atmosphere
Then you’re a part of t-shirt time.
And you will be until we yell, “Cabs are here!”
Wow, Vinny must have studied literature.
Okay, hold everything because we are being presented with a monumental Jwoww clubbing outfit. This is on the same level as her bedazzled “Jwoww” panties. She’s wearing a black mesh micro skirt and top, both lined with hot pink. And I do mean mesh. You can full on see the entirety of her fake boobs. I mean, it’s fishnet underwear with sleeves.
“It’s from the Low-Priced Hooker line I’m designing.”
Snooki goes, “So Jenni comes out in her outfit and I’m like, ‘This girl’s an effing whore… but that’s why I love her. She looks like the ultimate stripper and she’s very hot.’”
“Why didn’t I bring my clown whore corset to Miami?”
I love it when I try to look cute and my friends tell me I’m dressed like a stripper. Off to Space!
It really is Space because our guidos act like they have returned to their mother ship. There is house music to which they can beat up the beat, but it isn’t doing the trick for Snooki, who is having words with some other clubgoers. She calls them “wannabe guidos,” but I don’t think there is any such thing. Wannabe guidos? Can’t you just BE one? You don’t have to be Italian, as Snooki has proven. Anyway a girl lunges for Snooki, but her friends stop her and everyone tries to calm Snooki down.
“I’m just as guidette as you are, ho!”
Until Sitch comes along. A possible fight? Sitch is in! Especially when he sees that the guys in question are smaller than he is. Here is his chance to be a hero! He starts a screaming match, which is quickly cut short by Space Security, who tell our guidos they’re jettisoned. Effective immediately. They haven’t even been here in Mecca for an hour yet. Wah wah wah!
Pauly D grabs onto two girls on the way out so hopefully his night isn’t ruined entirely. He and Sitch take the girls back to the house while the rest of the roommies go on to another club to see if they can manage to behave. Pauly D tells us these girls know the deal and the only reason they were chosen is because they’re DTF. So the four of them head into one bedroom – even though no one else is home – and Sitch begins his Obnoxious Show. Side note: these two girls have the most annoying baby voices I’ve ever heard on this show. And this show includes Sammi. Who on earth talks like this? Anyway, after nearly smothering his girl under his blanket, Sitch discovers that she has only been with one guy… ever. This means she’s not about to give it up to his skanky butt. The second this realization sets in, Sitch tells her she has to go in the other room by herself because he’s going to sleep. He hands her a Vitamin Water and she asks if they can go in the hot tub.
At least ONE of them is trying to be a good wingman.
HA! Remember last season when they always took the girls in the hot tub first? I guess they finally learned to skip that step, but Sitch is in no mood right now and tells this girl to forget about the hot tub because he doesn’t want to waste his time on a girl who won’t give it up. He is SUCH a creep when things don’t go his way. This just about sums up what he thinks of women, too. His mother must be so proud. The girl is super irritating, acting like she maybe led Sitch on, saying she feels bad and he should have found an easier girl. Shut up, whatever your name is! Don’t reinforce his delusion! He goes, “I know, I should have. I’m going to sleep.” Wow. Then he starts yelling at her not to come home with a guy at 5 AM and expect to just play checkers. Oh, so now she OWES it to him to sleep with him because of the time? Her friend realizes she can’t leave her girl like this (or she doesn’t want to have sex in front of Mike), so she gets up to leave. Pauly D is pissed because Mike didn’t even try to be a good wingman for him, but once again spoiled everyone’s night when he didn’t get his way. Pauly D says he needs a friend who can take one for the team, entertain a grenade, or even decipher a bomb if necessary. It’s DIFFUSE, boys. DIFFUSE! Sitch can’t “decipher” his own shoelaces.
The next day Vinny calls Americus to come meet him at the beach. Pauly D is going to come along with Rocio. Wait, WHAT? Rocio is still in the picture? And Paul D is mad that Mike didn’t help him doink the baby voice? What the what? I so don’t relate to how guys think. Anyway Pauly D is telling Vinny that he could have used his help last night while Sitch was chasing away the women. Meanwhile Mike is out on the patio telling Jwoww how he was trying really hard to take one for the team for Pauly D, but at the last minute decided he just couldn’t sleep with the grenade. He totally makes it sound like he was so turned off by her fug that he made the girls leave. Uh, Mike? It was filmed. You really need to get a grip on reality.
At the beach Americus plays volleyball in her bikini, proving that she’s fun, athletic AND a pole dancer, so she’s the best of every world. And here comes Rocio, totally oblivious to last night’s goings on.
“I prayed for you when I went to church last night, Pauly.”
Then just as the double date gets underway smoothly, Sammi and freaking Ronnie come along to totally bum everyone out. Sammi is all excited that there are other little couples to hang out with, oh how precious. Maybe she can start a massive group fight.
“I’m going to write Rocio an anonymous NOTE.”
It looks like Mike is working on one of his multi-course family meals and in the process he takes a pan directly from the stove to under the tap, sending up clouds of smoke and setting off the fire alarm. Apparently the Metropole fire alarm is wired up to the Miami Fire Dept because in marches a team of firefighters to see what these idiots have done. Jwoww hopes they are actually strippers, but no such luck. They just want the alarm to stop beeping so they can get back to the firehouse and finish watching the game. And none of them want their faces on this show. Snooki and Jwoww drool, but the firemen are totally not interested and they go on their way.
“There’s no fire, but this place is crawling with bacteria. We should hose it down anyway.”
After dinner Vinny pontificates to the group about his good fortune in meeting Americus. He says that he and Pauly D knew that if they were going to find women it would be in Miami because they like exotic girls. Ha ha ha! That’s so funny for some reason. I guess Americus IS an exotic dancer, so there’s that. No I know she’s from Romania. Sammi sees an opportunity to make this about her and says, “I’m exotic looking, right?” Um, maybe in Africa you are, Sammi. Ronnie goes, “You look Asian. I like it.” Uh oh.
“Asian? I thought you said I look Oriental!”
First of all… huh? Asian? Sammi even says she’s gotten that before. From who, blind people? More importantly, though, it seems that Ronnie has an ex-girlfriend who is Asian so he just lit the fuse for another ridiculous bout of Sammi vs. Ronnie. She storms outside to pout and I don’t have the willpower to care about this fight. We’re skipping it. Fast forward!
Ah, here we go. Jwoww is making a chart on the chalkboard to figure out how many of the roommates have “crossed spit” by making out with each other.
“Then if I multiply x to the fifth power and add pi…”
This is pretty gross and Snooki and Angelina have made out with all the guys but Ronnie. It ends up that they’ve all crossed spit, officially making their house a petri dish. When did Snooki hook up with Pauly D?
Vinny and Sitch go to GTL and we learned earlier in the episode that Sitch is in the habit of parking anywhere he feels like. This time it didn’t work out because after being in the tanning salon for 10 minutes the car is towed. That’s pretty awesome and Sitch totally deserves it. Vinny is stuck with him, but whatever. He probably didn’t say anything while Mike was pulling into the towing zone. So Sitch calls the number on the sign and says, “I’ve got a situation, sir. My car has been uh… um… uh… uh…” Vinny goes, “Towed!” OMG, what a moron.
“I need to find one of those places where I show them a card and they give me money out of my account. What are they called?”
They can get their car back to the tune of $175 and Sitch keeps asking if he can get a discount since it’s only been 10 minutes. I once stopped some jerks from towing my car just before they got it onto their truck and the only way I could get them to take their equipment off my car was to give them $100 cash. There’s no mercy in the towing business, but at least I wasn’t stranded alone in a parking lot in the middle of the night. And now these two clowns wander all over Miami on foot looking for the tow lot. Sitch is all bummed about losing $175 but from what I’ve read he’s raking in the millions just for showing up in front of various cameras and acting like the creep that he is. Life just isn’t fair.
Tonight it’s off to Tantra, but it’s just MVP on the scene this time. Americus is there – working. Rocio is… who knows where? Pauly D and Sitch find two blonde ho’s with giant knockers from “Canadia” as Sitch says, so they hurry them into a cab to see if maybe tonight they will get lucky. Vinny brings Americus home. He seriously thinks he’s going to marry her. And all because she stood him up. Take notes, ladies.
I hope Rocio lights another candle for this jerk.
And Sitchy D try to get the blonde hookers to put on some of their sweats as pajamas because this should lead to sex. I think the pajama method is what replaced last season’s hot tub method. So they offer up clothes and Sitch’s girl comes out with the news that she has a fiance. HA! No joy in Mudville! Let me guess, Sitch. She’s a grenade right? You would never get with her anyway, right? So the engaged one says they’re leaving in five minutes and Sitch is like, “Then you might as well leave right now!” like a six-year-old, “And take your dollies with you!” Well what do you know? The girls agree and they get up to leave. As they walk out the door one of them says, “Douchebag!” Ding ding! Pauly D loses again! Dude, what about Rocio? I guess I’m kind of resigned to the fact that I’ll never understand. And Mike has gotten nothing. For the last two episodes. Totally by choice, though. It was all his choice.
Next week is the season finale! Mike tries AGAIN to get some play and the roommies have a big fight it looks like. Sweet!
Okay, Sitch has really grated on my nerves these last two episodes. He is one big spoiled mood swing. It’s like now that Angelina’s gone he’s reached new douche levels. What up wid dat?
Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta
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Actually, it’s DEFUSE. “Diffuse” means “to pour out or spread, as a fluid.”
Sheesh, is every conversation between Ronnie and Sammi like that one? “You want some ice cream, honey?” “Your ex-girlfriend liked ice cream! And you probably called her ‘honey,’ too! AH YOU PLAYIN’ ME, RONNIE?!”
Rocio seems smarter than the average Jersey Shore hook-up; she probably knows full well what Pauly D is up to and thinks of him as a fuck buddy. Sadly for Vinny, Americus probably feels the same way about him.
I don’t know if the chart said so, but Mike has hooked up or made out with all the girls except Jwoww. She may dress like an intergalactic prostitute, but at least she has standards. (I think Snooki mentioned hooking up with Pauly D between seasons in some magazine.)
And don’t be too hard on Mike for his poor vocabulary. Every noun in his brain has been replaced with “situation.”
Tell you what: if you don’t judge all men by these douchebags, I’ll stop believing that all women are secretly auditioning for the next Rock of Love.
Intergalactic prostitute-thats classic!
Apparently Pauly D has a low regard for roses, since his rarest still isnt enough for him stop creeping. However, his wingman unconsciously has caused him not to cheat–maybe Sitch is working for Rocio? Candles are a powerful tool you know.
Sammi and Ronnie-why?
I don’t understand these girls’ relationships (the one with the fiance) where as long as they stop short of crawling in bed with random guys, apparently it’s fine. I’d be staring at the business end of a hissy fit from my boyfriend if I after-barred with randos. Maybe it’s different circumstances because they want to just say they were at the Jersey Shore house. Or maybe all rules of courtesy in a typical relationship go out the door when you have huge boobs. I wouldn’t know.
Those were some huge boobs too!
J Wow’s out fit…I though she looked like at least she was trying earlier this season. Maybe she has a “Miami” look of Pocahontas outfits and pink sparkley dresses and the “Jersey” look that she buys secondhand from Hedwig.
LOL – thanks Jess Chapman. I guess I couldn’t “decipher” my own criticism of other people’s vocabulary misuse. Ha ha! And JudgyWudgy – “after-barred with randos” is my new favorite way to describe a post party scene. Hilarious!
Thanks guys!
-HG
Why oh why do I watch this show????? Band-Aid dresses…..thwarted smush attempts maybe the grown people temper tantrums! Alas one more week of this totallyfantasticonlyhalfthemusarereallyItalianshow ;(
After watching this episode, there is no doubt in my mind that Sitch has had to do a little heavy “convincing” to get some of those girls he’s had in his bed to sleep with him. And that’s really sad and really NOT okay. When the season first started, I really liked him, especially in his scenes with Pauly, but it’s turned out that he’s just a douche. I still like Pauly, although I do feel kind of bad for Rocio, unless she does view the whole thing as a fuck-buddy relationship.
Why do they all feel the need to go out and get a different girl every night? I don’t understand why Mike couldn’t just keep hanging out with Canadian #1 for a little bit. She was slutty but she liked him. It seems to me like that would have been a better plan than to keep bringing home these other chicks that want nothing to do with him.
“When the sun starts rising on your night of partying and you start seeing the busted people who are still boozing it up, you wish you’d gone home earlier. This happens in Vegas, and there’s a reason it stays in Vegas.”
Freakin hilarios HG! Great recap! @Judgy, I hear you. My man would flip if I went home with some drunk dudes too. Sammi is an idiot, as usual.
I think all of the women on this show look like they are auditioning for Rock of Love-The Bus . The men on this show are all douche bags, no two ways about it. I guess that’s what makes this social experiment interesting and depressing at the same time.
I am pretty over these people. I honestly don’t know why they didn’t just keep it at the shore and get a whole new batch of guidos and guidettes from the tri-state area for our entertainment, its not like there arent millions of them and these people don’t have enough personality nor redeeming qualities to spread it over 2 seasons. It makes me feel the same way it does when I think of Spiedi getting paid to suck at life.
This season has bored me to death and I abhor the fact that these people might all be actually making money that could potentially last them a lifetime if they are smart about it. I kinda hope they all (well, at least sammie, ronnie, angelina and situation anyway) develop drug habits and spend all the money they’ve gotten from their extended 15 minutes and have to start from scratch and get jobs at Cinnabon at a rest stop on the Jersey turnpike.
Here’s the kicker..I doubt Rocio has ever slept with Pauly. She’s never spent the night, they only meet in public places or in groups..have we ever seen them kiss? Either way, the girl respectsherself and doesn’t want to be just a hookup. So she’s holding out. And as Vinny has made clear…men love a challenge.
In summary: While slowly charming the pants off the rarest rose, they’ll smush daffodils for recreation. But, it means nothing, I tell you! It’s just sex!
Lesson learned.
@flybsbsgirl: There’s always hope that these morons will spend their fortunes within a few years. If NBA players, who make tens of millions of dollars, can end up bankrupt, these dimwits certainly can. (Not that NBA players are unusually smart!)
The best way for them to hang on to their money is to hire a legitimate financial manager, stay out of hedge funds, and never give money to friends and hangers-on. (And don’t get hooked on drugs.)
JeanineS: And to expand on your point: Mikes defining a girl as a “grenade” or whatever is directly linked to either her initial interest in him or, as we saw in this episode her willingness to screw him. Most of the women he brings home are not particularly attractive.
That clip with Jenny on Patio the next day…… ugh Honey said it best- YOU”RE BEING FILMED!!!!
This is probably not a popular opinion here, but I agree with Sitch. There’s no reason to go and get in a man’s bed who you barely know at 5 am other than giving up some snatch. If my girl was really DTF I would have said ok well “I’ll go out sit out on the couch and you take care of business girl cuz he is HAWT” *high fives*.
Trust me, some of my best friends have participated in such transgressions.
Absolutely Classy.
The Boyfriend and I had this conversation Monday. He asked if I thought Mike was an asshole because he expected sex. I told him that these wimmin came home. Alone. With two dudes. Got into bed with them. Get down with the DTF or get the fuck out of the bed. And yes, Mike is an asshole at the same time because he just is.
The Boyfriend kissed me and said “That’s why I love you so much”
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@skatt – I agree these girls are not particularly attractive as a rule! I’m just completely skeeved out by the whole Sitchy and Paulie D doing it in the same room at the same time, what is wrong with them? And what GIRL goes along with that?
I’m with @Classy and @sheesh on the whole DTF deal too. What do they THINK Twitch D wants to do, drink wine and discuss and discuss Postmodern Critical Theory? NO, they want to bang you every way you’ll let them, then hustle you off into a cab so they can have breakfast and GTL your skank off of them.
I kind of feel like if you’re responsible for exercising enough judgment not to drink and drive, you should accord your body at least the same level of respect. If you drive into a canal filled with alligators because you’re bombed, you’re probably not coming out intact – going home drunk with drunk guys you barely know works along the same lines. You might be okay, but it’s a crapshoot.
I will say, I’m not really too impressed with Sitchy these days regardless – he’s a douche.
On the flip side, though, regardless of whether or not Mike was right or wrong in assuming he’d get laid, he was completely wrong in the way he handled it after he found out he wouldn’t. Not just because he wasn’t being a good wing man for Pauly, but because he was so abusive. He’s a big child who assumes he should always get his way and if he doesn’t he bum rushes the people who won’t give him what he wants.
He’s a sexist bully who likes to push around and verbally abuse women. It probably makes him feel like a man. He’s never once shown any respect for any woman who’s crossed his path, while he’s practically simpering with any guy he thinks could kick his ass.
@Valley girl, but again, and I am not saying it’s right. But what do you expect when you went to a man’s house at 5 am after drinking all night, get in his bed, and then tell him you want to hang out and talk. Some guys are polite about it and others aren’t. I think it’s just the nature of the situation that you’ve put yourself in. (no pun intended)
does anyone else think that maybe these girls are acting like this on purpose? personally, i’d love to meet these goons at a club, have them think i’m DTF, get home with them, and then turn them down. particularly the situation. i think it’s good for his ego, even though he’s a complete douche. but that said – if that’s not what these girls are doing (and they’re probably not smart enough to think like that anyway), what do they expect going home with these clowns? it’s not like they don’t know who the guys are and not know what they’re about. it’s so amusing.
thanks for leaving out the sammi / ronnie fight!!! that was such a waste of perfectly good television time!
Agreed vallegirl, it’s ugly, no question. That’s why I think girls who go home with men they really don’t know need to wise-up and consider the consequences. Mike being a nasty douche when he doesn’t get he wants is unpleasant and reveals a side of him I’d rather not see, but some girls get in situations (lol, @Classy) where instead of getting pissed off and rude, the guy just doesn’t take no for an answer at all.
“No means no” is great in theory, but women need to get a grip on reality and act in their own best interest – if being drunk isn’t an excuse for the guys, then it shouldn’t be for the girls either. Equality isn’t equal if you’re operating on a double standard, IMO.
I think he’s a sexist bully too, and I don’t really think he ultimately treats ANY women with respect. But that’s what he is and a girl that doesn’t take the time to get to know him before putting on his clothes and climbing in bed with him is taking a chance on what she’s going to get – the same way he is when he climbs in bed with a girl who either doesn’t know or doesn’t tell him she has: HPV, herpes, HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis…
The whole problem with their social scene in general is the general lack of respect they ALL have for themselves and for others – with the possible exception of Jenni. As slutty as she likes to dress and act, Jenni is actually a good girl – she’s a tease, but always stays true to her boyfriend in the end.
JWow only exists to sell product. One of the most open and honest hucksters out there right now, with the exception of the Palins, of course.
From a male perspective, I wouldn’t touch a girl who’d allow me to get her into a situation like that. See how that works?
Classy, you are kind of saying it’s right, or at least “they had it coming.” If they should know better, so should he. He’s responsible for how he handles the moment, and he invariably handles it like a sexist piece of shit. That’s not the women’s fault, no matter what time it happens or what he could have “reasonably expected.”
Vallegirl, I am not saying either. I am of the understanding that if you put yourself in a stupid situations (I’m here all night) you’ll probably going to get a stupid outcome.
I don’t know the actual words exchanged, but all I got from it was he told her that she had to go in the other room and sleep by herself and not to come home with guys at 5 am and know that she wasn’t going to give up any nookie.
I’m with Classy on this one. If you go home at 5am with a guy, you KNOW what they’re expecting. If you’re not gonna give it up then just don’t go home with them. I’m not saying that Mike was right in the way he acted, but if these girls are going to carry themselves that way then they should feel lucky that he just acted douchey, because trust me, there are guys out there that wouldn’t have responded to her “no” by just being an asshole, they would have taken what they wanted.
@ZCheez – Love the phrase ‘GTL the skank off of them!’
I think with Mike it’s all an ego thing. His ego was bruised so he reverts to acting like a spoiled child and comes off looking like a douche for the world to see. I used to find him somewhat humorous and endearing but these last two episodes he has been a straight up ass.
I can’t stand to watch another stupid Sammi/Ronnie fight. please make them go away.
My best friend and I had the same argument, I think that Mike was in the wrong and he shouldn’t have treated those women that way, and cockblock Pauly at the same time, my friend thinks that he was right because the girls knew what they were getting into. She wouldn’t even concede that he could have gone about it a different way, I think he could learn from Pauly. Maybe if instead of being so aggressive he would’ve been more smooth(like Pauly), you know, just compliment the girl and kind of work at it a little he might’ve gotten what he wanted in the end. In short, he’s an idiot IMO.
Who knew Jersey Shore would bring up such a serious debate? I agree with a lot of the other previous posters. Yes, Mike was being a straight-up assclown, and he totally fucked over Pauly, but at the same time any girl who goes home with a dude at 5 AM should know what they are in for. (Especially with a dude like Mike, and you prety much have to be under a rock to not know who the Situation is.) I personally have a rule that I don’t go home with guys I meet at a bar/club, no matter how hot they are. I will give them my number and leave it at that and that usually weeds out a guys who are only looking for a one night stand. Girls need to be smart and use their common sense. It may not be fair, but hey, life’s not fair.
It’s insane to assume that because a woman goes home with a guy, any guy, sex is a given. It’s so obvious that Sitch is turning these girls off (he’s a lousy closer). So they decide to get the hell out of there. Only a date rapist would would adopt the attitude of “Classy”. You could be “in the act” and your lover can want to stop. Try to qualify it all you want, no real man has the ethics of a sex offender. Btw, equality is about equal pay for equal work. Equality is not an excuse for bad manners. Being a gentleman always works. Always.
Sitch also needs a beat down for all the robberies on vinny and major wingman failures for Pauly. Jackass
Mike is so coked up in these episodes its ridiculous.
My favorite line in the whole show was in response to Sitch saying he “didn’t bring her here to play checkers” She replied “Nobody was talkin’ about playing checker’s old man” Loved it. Loved it.
TC, Robin
One thing about Sammi and Ronnie. I think Sammi doesn’t know what exotic means. Dark hair, dark eyes, regular complexion…nothing exotic there.
Wait wait wait…what if a girl IS DTF, but then she gets to the guy’s house and he starts acting like a douche/something about the situation skeeves her out/she sobers up and her better judgment takes over? Is she allowed to change her mind and leave, or is she still contractually obligated to provide sex? I agree there’s nothing safe or smart about being a cocktease, but some of these comments scare the crap out of me. If guys are allowed to last-minute change their minds about sleeping with the grenade, girls should be too. Turnabout is fair play, or has TVGasm suddenly been overrun by aspiring date rapists?
P.S. Plus Sitch and D aren’t random frat boys at a party, they’re major celebrities. I can TOTALLY see young women going home with them just to see the house and have a “hi Mom, I’m on TV” moment without any intention of sleeping with them. Which might be kind of dumb since the men are clearly looking for sex, but hardly deserving of being humiliated or attacked. The cameras do change everything.
@spinal11: I’m with you 100%. What if two ladies sign consent forms together with every intention of being on camera. They are brought back to the house to hang out but as we see, never kiss or makeout with the boys, just flaunt their figures around for the camera. As soon as things move toward the bedrooms, one is quick to say, “we’re just hanging out for a few minutes, then we’re off.”
There was no intention to sleep with these guys. Also, what are the odds that every time Pauly and Mike hook up, it’s with friends? (Girls who are hanging out together) I mean, ladies, when have you ever liked the friend of the guy your friend was hooking up with? And even if it happened once, what are the odds of it happening several times a season?
@Nick; It’s funny you say that. In the beginning of the season, it was believed Ronnie was the one with the coke problem. Now, most people are thinking it was Mike all along. I could believe it..he does have this false bravado (coke courage) and we hardly ever see him get drunk ( or drinking) but he does seem to be on something during many of the party/club scenes.
Any guy who would insist a girl have sex with him when she doesn’t want it, no matter the situation, no matter if she changed her mind or just led him on, is a douchebag at best, a (potential) rapist a worst. That’s just the way it is.
I was taught that a woman’s body was hers, not mine to do with as I pleased. Seems that some of you weren’t taught this? Just because girls tend to be freer about sex nowadays doesn’t change the rules.
So yeah, the Sitch has the right to be frustrated, I suppose. But that’s about all he gets. Something tells me he’s often frustrated. And it’s pretty clear that he’s not really interested fucking any of these women anyway. Not really, not deep down (well, there’s only so deep this assclown (1) can get).
I agree with you, spinal. I hate Sitch, always have. My comment was simply about the girls with relationships that SUDDENLY pop up at 4:30 a.m.; going home with guys who are not friends and are not your S.O. when you HAVE an S.O. is not cool in my eyes no matter how you spin it. Unless, I just realized, they’re making up a fake relationship to get away. Maybe “I have a boyfriend” between girlfriends is code for “Get me the hell away from this douche”….then it’s brilliant!!
@ sarcasatire – maybe Ronnie was/is too. Ronnie seems jealous of Mike and the girls that he brings home so I wouldnt past him to “out” Mike unless of course, he was/is a willing participant.
“One thing about Sammi and Ronnie. I think Sammi doesn’t know what exotic means. Dark hair, dark eyes, regular complexion…nothing exotic there.”
@Classy – if I didn’t know Sammi was from NJ, between her only outfit for any occasion being hot-pants, and her completely narrow frame of reference for just about everything; I would think she was raised in a tent in someone’s backyard like Jaycee Dugard.
Is there a hidden culture of hillbillies in NJ? Does National Geographic know about this?
Wow, some of these post are scary. Thanks to Nyuszi and Spinal for being the voices of reason. The whole, “woman should know better and if they dress or act provocatively they are asking for it” argument is the same one the white male elite powers that be have been using since the beginning of time to overpower women and others of lesser power and is why so many have been afriad to speak out about the abuse they have experienced in our culture until the last 50 or so years, that whole mentality is so sick.
I expect it from the completely consciously unevolved miserable people on this show, just cant believe some people are actually trying to defend such disgusting behavior. Also why does time of day matter? That’s ridiculous. Nobody is obliged to do shit EVER and everyone has the option to change their mind when they want especially when it comes to someone touching their body without the fear of being emotionally attacked and abused! I fully believe many of these girls intend to hook up but then after spending some time out of the club and hearing mike actually talk they pull out the homegirl code and split bc while many of them may be trashy and insecure everyone has a line for much crap they will take, esp from a random stranger.
The whole fiance thing was TOTALLY code, any girl knows that! While I was watching I was like, smart girls! Us women know these things because we have all done it!
Whether or not Mike is doing coke has absolutely no bearing on him being a reprehensible unevolved douchebag, he achieves that just fine all on his own.
“Btw, equality is about equal pay for equal work.”
@NYuszi – I was referencing equality as a term, not the issue of Equal Rights. Sexual freedom comes with personal responsibility on both sides of the gender paradigm, IMO.
“Equality is not an excuse for bad manners. Being a gentleman always works. Always.”
I totally and completely agree with you.
I think Mike has serious problems with women and his sexuality, and I think he’s a time bomb. I’m not defending him at all – he’s totally unpredictable. I just think intelligent women need to make intelligent decisions about who they leave with and where they’re going when they leave with them. Obviously in this case there are cameras and he’s a celebrity so there is a false sense of security, and maybe most of these girls wouldn’t go home with someone they really didn’t “know”.
Aside from all the rhetoric, the reality of life is there are bad people in the world – and sometimes they are really charming and seem at first glance to be okay. But if you don’t know someone, and your senses are dulled from alcohol, and you decide to go home with them you are in a high risk situation; whatever is right or wrong is immaterial because you have given up control and you are now at their mercy – you’ve left yourself with very limited choices in that situation.
The fact that I recognize a failure in judgement does NOT mean I think anyone deserves to be victimized. I think in ANY victim-oriented crime there is ALWAYS an element of precaution that needs to be considered, and I think placing yourself in an isolated or semi-isolated sexually charged environment that is fueled by alcohol has a certain amount of risk attached to it.
I also think everyone has a right to change their mind about sex at ANY point, I believe that absolutely. But I think it only makes sense to know the person you are with well enough to determine if they believe that too.
I’m fortunate to have realize very early on in my sexual career that it was only really enjoyable if there were real emotions involved. I never bought into the whole conquest thing — except that the real challenge was winning a gal’s heart. Back in the day the pressure wasn’t nearly as intense as I gather it is now — seems like everyone is fucking everyone nowadays, which must be an intense amount of pressure on a geek like the Sitch. If you’ve seen his family portrait, then you know he’s a total geek, and all the rest of this is posturing. And the cocaine. You know they’re all going wild with blow. Which will nicely set up their next venture, Jersey Shore Rehab.
Sigh. I skimmed over the comments and I don’t particularly remember anyone saying that girls deserved to be victimized, etc. I don’t even see anything about clothing, unless I missed it. They’re just saying if girls make poor choices (which they are), they need to realize what a male ego will expect at that point (which they often do) and be aware of the possible consequences (which is TRUE!!!) Yes, the Sitch SUCKS, guys like him SUCK, but to willingly going home with a guy at 5:00 am who expects a hookup, while a jerk, does not a rapist make. A guy who is lugging your unconscious body home at 5:00 a.m. because he filled your drink with roofies? That’s a rapist. I just haven’t seen any comments from anyone that have been cause for people to get so up in arms. And before anyone says anything, I am a female.
The Situation is a jerk. And an asshole. But a jerk and an asshole doesn’t translate to a rapist. He just rudely told the girls to leave. It is his house and the girls are not entitled to stay there. He can ask them to leave at any point. You came to my house on game night but you don’t want to play any games? Well get the f*ck out!!
I do think some of the girls come over there because they want to be on tv. You wouldn’t catch me at some guys house I just met at 3 in the morning after a night of drinking because its not safe. The guy may have a hobby of turning bones into wind chimes. I’m hoping these girls are using the cameras as safety nets because they know MTV wouldn’t let anything truly bad happen to them. Just a little humiliation on an intensely popular show.
I just want to ask girls why……”why do you want to be on camera being treated like garbage and used?” Do none of these chicks have families that might be watching?? I just don’t get it.
I’m also thinking if you go to a guy’s house at 3am don’t be all surprised when he wants to get down. Of course the girl has the right to say no. Didn’t anyone’s mom teach them that nothing good happens after 2am?
@Baxter, WTH?!?!?!?! 2am…my mom always told me midnight. So many hours wasted being in the house. UGHHHH!!!
@Baxter: I fear you may have missed the slogan posted conspicously in their house: “Nobody is ugly after 2 AM.” That’s why hookup time is usally from 3-6 am. It’s guidonomics.
These girls were trying to be on TV, nothing else. The fact that Pauly “grabbed two girls as he was leaving the club” and probably didn’t have a conversation with either of them, tells us there was no connection. And even when they left, no numbers were exchanged, nothing. The girl in the blue-dress just wanted to flirt and probably would have hooked up with Pauly, who seemed to have made his choice minutes ago of which one he wanted. buAnd once the other girl saw who she was left with (The Sitch), she was like, “Hayell no!” Guys may play wingman for their bros but us ladies don’t ‘decipher’ grenades. Nuh-uh.
According to Dlisted.com, Mike has co-authored a book. It’s called……..”Here’s The Situation”.
Yes, I wrote “co”. It’s a book about GTL, fucking, avoiding the horrid “grenades”, etc… and for that he needed help.
Ah Baxter, reality television thrives on idiots who “want to be on camera being treated like garbage and used”. Thank da lord!
@Judgy, I’m glad that the legal system in the United States does not share your view of what does and does not make a rapist. Just ask Mike Tyson.
I totally agree that women should not put themselves in bad/dangerous situations. However, it isn’t smart to walk in certain neighborhoods at night, or leave your car unlocked, but if you get beaten up or your car is stolen, there is no question that there was a crime committed. The law protects the stupid, too.
“I have a boyfriend” is and has ALWAYS been (and believe me, I’m old) code for “You are disgusting.”
I think that these girls wanted to be on TV and hang out with “celebrities.” I doubt they intended to have sex with the guys (especially Sitch). Yeah, they knew they were on TV, but so did HE. Is that how he wants to come across? He’s squandered all the goodwill he had on these boards, and probably among the general public as well.
As for the girls he brings home not being all that attractive: HE’S not all that attractive. He’s probably getting better-looking ones now that he is a “celebrity.”
@Itchy, thank you! You are a gentleman, and a true guido-antidote.
I don’t know about the general public not liking Situation. He still received plenty of cat calls on Wendy Williams yesterday.
Might I add that was probably her best show with the Jersey Shore kids and then more about the ladies from RHOBH. I didn’t even care that hot topics sucked.
itchy- Yeah I got that but it is still pathetic. The most disturbing thing isn’t Mike older? He isn’t some 20-21 yr old kid. Isn’t he 30 something? He has a face only a mother could love.
sarcasatire- haha thanks! I did miss that!
I know plenty of girls who play wing girl. Not necessarily hooking up with the guy, but they will entertain the not so good looking friend because her girlfriend is interested in his friend.
@Pixielated
I think Judgy’s point was only that since Mike isn’t doing anything in terms of forcing these girls into sexual acts, he’s not raping them. still acting like an ass, of course, but certainly not acting like a rapist (though I don’t think I would be too surprised to find out that he did actually rape a girl).
@Baxter – I think mike is 28 or 29. still way too old for any of these shennanigans.
Kinda sucks being “the grenade’ isn’t it Sitch.
I mean doesn’t it. Lord!
@amanda, thank you. Good Lord. I said if someone EXPECTS a hookup it does not a rapist make, not if they actually follow through on a forceful act. If you leave your car unlocked and someone says “I could easily steal that” but doesn’t, is that person a car thief? People, process comments before you respond! Against my better judgment I got into a debate online – NEVER a good idea, something’s always misinterpreted.
I wonder if I EXPECT to be rich will that just make me a millionaire?!!?!?
@Judgy, I say just back away. Once people took the comments to us siding with rapist or girls deserving to be brutalized I realized there was no reason to even debate the issue.
@sheesh Isn’t that the truth…..but he would NEVER admit it. No no, instead of not being into him, she’s boring and all of a sudden ugly even though he was all about her five minutes ago.
@Classy, 100% agreed, you were way smarter than me on that one.