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Wednesday, October 12, 2011
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Tagged: aging reality star, chris hansen, Deena Cortese, drunk, fights, funny, is a sucker, italy, jersey shore, jionni, jwoww, nun, pauly d, priests, recap, ronnie and sammi, snooki, the situation, Vinny Guadagnino, whore, wine
This week takes the scripted cake. From the first scene to the last, very little seems authentic except for the fact that the whole house hates Mike. Snooki’s ego or brattiness is out of contorl and Jenni seems to be reading from cue cards and grinning at the camera as if to say “you see what I just did there? ” I’m a little disappointed but that won’t stop me from watching and overanalyzing this unnecessarily.
I like how they’re showing before and after pictures of the cast.
Snooki wakes up in Vinny’s bed the morning after she “broke up” with Jionni and starts zipping around the house like a rabid squirrel. She wakes up Jenni because she needs to talk and Jenni immediately tells Snooki that Mike once again spread the hook up story around last night. Oh, and Jenni had the nerve to ask Snooki where she was because she waited up for her all night. Let’s see, there are 8 people living in a one floor apartment with 27 cameras yet Jenni had no idea where Snooki was. I believe that about as much as Snooki believes that she did not have sex with Vinny; she always wakes up feeling like she just gave birth to a smoked salami.
Snooki, AKA the worst liar known to man, starts yelling out “crazy pants!” instead of handling the situation like someone who did not give an aging reality star a head or whatever the kids call oral sex these days. Remember on “The Hills” when Lauren left and Kristen took over and we were supposed to believe that she was hooking up with Justin Bobby? I don’t, I stopped watching but that’s what I heard.
I’m starting to think that this show has traveled down the same road. Although I believe the Mike story, what are the chances of him getting up at 7:30AM, fully dressed and going into Snooki’s room because he hears yelling? There’s always yelling coming out of Snooki’s room. And weeping. And gnashing of teeth. And the unauthorized scalping of leopards and cheetahs and zebras, oh my! But a little “crazy pants” chant rouses America’s everyman from slumber? I think not.
“Hey girls. I’m just up doing my sunrise tai chi. What are you talking about?”
“Everyone is telling me that you were talking about me. I won’t say who told me but I’m gonna point my finger in the direction of my roommate and best friend just for kicks.”
Mike is annoyed that Snooki keeps denying what happened so he calls his friend Unit to confirm what happened. The first few times I heard his name, I was hoping that I heard it wrong but no. His name is really Unit. Actually, The Unit. Mike gets him on the phone but The Unit doesn’t really confirm anything. He just laughs at the fact that Mike put Snooki on blast while Mike fills in the blanks. I’m trying to figure out two things: why is Snooki dragging Ryder around as her bang buddy and why were Mike and Snooki in the room with them when they were doing sex? In answer to your question, no I am not trying to figure out why a grown man is named The Unit. I’m sure he’s a very successful air conditioning repair man.
At breakfast, Snooki at least has the decency to thank Jenni for being there for her. She tells Jenni that she doesn’t remember having sex with Vinny and then drinks two mimosas.
Jenni: Thank you for being a drunken whore. You don’t know what this means to my bank account!
At the house, Mike hatches a plan to catch the rat in the house. I’m confused. The whole house knows about the blow job incident already so what exactly is he trying to find out? Is he trying to figure out who told Snooki about what he said the night before? If so, I’d be willing to hedge a bet that it was Jenni; the only person who was also awake at 7:30AM and who is Snooki’s “best friend” and sat there guiltily while Snooki and Mike yelled at each other that morning as they were the only people awake in the house!! But what do I know? The girls leave for breakfast and can it be? Is Angelina in Italy?
Her luggage is in front of the house.
Mike lies and says to Ronnie that he is going to have The Unit call Jionni and tell him everything. It’s kind of sad to watch the way everyone interacts with him. They don’t. Ronnie just grunts occasionally and inserts a rectal tampon without ever really responding. Funnily enough, when he tells Deena and Sammi about what The Unit is supposedly going to do, they come right out and say that they will tell her and leave for work.
“Haha! Wait…that’s not how that was supposed to go.”
I hate to admit it but Sam is a much better person these days. Anyway, Snooki and Jenni left the restaurant and are painting the town dumb. They spot a nun and Snooki doesn’t combust into flames like you’d think. She chases after her and the nun hauls ass faster than a priest at a Chris Hansen autograph signing.
How much you wanna bet that this is really a bank robber dressed up as a nun?
Jenni, who can not be called JWoww again until she squeezes her boobs together or rips someone’s head off, is tagging along with Nicole throught the city. She looks miserable and I get it. It’s annoying to go along with your friends every whim especially when their whims are acohol, crotchless cartwheels or initiating the first annual running of the nuns. They end up stopping at a bar that has a 20 gallon, 30 year old bottle of wine for sale and Snooki has to have it. The only problem is that the bottle is the same size as her and she as a hard time carrying it through the cobblestone streets on her carry on luggage so it falls and breaks. I can’t figure out if it’s funny or not. On the one hand it’s hilarious that she spent a lot of money on this wine that’s older and taller than her but on the other hand it’s sad and wasteful because it could’ve been prevented. Much like Snooki’s conception.
Sam, Ronnie and Deena arrive home after work and Sam immediately tells Snooki what Mike said about having The Unit call Jionni. Snooki, never content to just break one bottle a day, throws champagne bottles and other assorted objects at Mike. She’s not a complete maniac though because she stops after only causing moderate damage and finally asks why he had The Unit call Jionni. Mike says that he didn’t do anything and finally Vinny is able to make Snooki realize that Mike was lying about the whole incident.
“The Unit isn’t an air conditioning repairman?”
As the group sits around and hears Snooki’s cries, they start to feel bad. Mike defends himself by saying that he had to do this to prove that people should talk to him first before believing what they ear. Good point I guess but really bad planning, execution and resolution. They wasted good champagne on this BS lesson.
RIP Champagne. Your memory will live on in hip hop videos and pretentious society functions.
The next day, the boys go to Sicily to meet Vinny’s family and the girls go to a wine tasting. One of the girls takes Nicole toast in the morning to make her feel better and she takes it with no problem. However, when Jenni tries to wake her up, she tells her to shut up and is really mean to her “best friend”. Jenni remains friendly and says that Snooki is being really mean to her but she just continues being nasty. I remember way back in episode one or two, I called some of this distance between them. I don’t know if Snooki’s ego is out of control or if she’s just one of those peope who takes others for granted on a regular basis but she better cut this crap out because it’s not currying any favor amongst the public. She’s also pissing Jenni off on a regular basis.
At the wine tasting, Jenni says that Snooki needs to move on from Jionni because she will never be forgiven. Jenni also says that Snooki was not really in love with Jionni because she would have never gotten into Vinny’s bed. Snooki is mad that Jenni is telling her the truth and gets upset. Apparently Jenni’s definition of the truth is a little different than mine. She asks Snooki if she wants her opinion or the truth? Isn’t that the same thing? It’s like asking if someone wants the facts or undisputed evidence or if someone wants wine or the fermented grapes? Snooki claims that she got into Vinny’s bed because she wanted things to be over in her relationship and she takes Jenni’s reality check as Jenni not being there for here.
As usual, the boys are eating lots of food with Vinny’s family. I can’t even keep track of everything that they are eating but I know a blurred out Coca Cola bottle when I see one. It’s nice, warm and drama free so let’s get back to the wine tasting.
The girls are still on their drunken wine tour and Snooki makes a small comment about the fact that maybe Jenni shouldn’t have more wine and Jenni, who is fed up with Snooki’s antics, says that she’ll “air it all out” and says that Snooki has been lying to the whole house. Snooki’s passive aggression was uncalled for but so was Jenni’s active aggressive response. I suppose there’s only so much Jenni can take though. Snooki says that Jenni should have sugar coated the truth about her fate with Jionni so that she could be happy. What happened here? Relationship Snooki is an entitled little bitch. Did I miss these signs the first three seasons? Everything is all about her happiness and how she should be treated and what’s not fair to her. F*cking get a clue girl. Life isn’t fair, your happiness is not number one on everyone’s agenda and you can’t get away with anything and think your pocket sized body will get you an automatic excuse.
Snooki calls her father and says that she misses Jionni. Her dad says that he changed his facebook page to single. I. Love. It. When your freaking father is passing on facebook gossip, you know our entire country is headed for the apocalypse. Snooki decides to call single Jionni and ream him out for changing his status while breaking the news about getting into Vinny’s bed the previous night. She calls Jionni and he says that he doesn’t want to speak to her. He starts yelling at her and says that she broke up with him which crushed him. Mind you, he left Italy over her dress lifting incident and called her a pig but somehow he’s managed to make all of this her fault and she’s accepted it which is becoming really common among these so called Jersey girls. She ends up telling him about being in Vinny’s bed and he is really angry. She says that they “were on a break”. That didn’t work for Ross and Rachel and it certainly won’t work for their stumpier and greasier version: Jionni and Snooki.
The next morning, Snooki calls Jionni again and she tells him that Vinny only fingered her or something like that. I tried to figure out what would fit into “he only __ me.” Jionni reveals that he will give her another chance. In other words, Jionni’s been having orgies with truck stop hookers and snorting blow in the restroom of strip clubs for the last month that Nicole’s been gone and he won’t hold this minor thing over her head. When the boys get home, Snooki asks Vinny what theyactually did and Vinny tells her that she kept asking him to f*ck her so he did. She calls Jionni back and tells him that they had sex but we have to wait until next week to find out what he is going to say. I wish I coud say I cared.
Is Snooki out of control in every possible way? Is Mike relevant at all anymore? Has Jionni been cheating the entire time? Does anyone really care?! I long for the days of a good old fashioned Ron and Sam smackdown. At least we knew were we stood…in the corner and out of the way of any furniture lest we become victims of roid rage.
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Snooki is totally out of control. She thinks everything is about her. Her friendships are very one-sided. I can see her being on Celeb Rehab (is that the name?) for her drinking just to draw-out her 15 minutes.
What is going on with Mike’s hair?
If mtv does another season, they really need new cast members, this season so far has proven that. It is like watching a live action comic book at this point.
I’ve just started watching this show so help me out. Is Mike really this stupid? If you want to flush out a rat wouldn’t you tell each person a different story and see which one was repeated? The idiot told everyone the same thing. AND the whole “you should ask me for the truth before you tell everyone” crap? He TOLD them he had done this thing…they didn’t overhear it. These people wear me out!
Yes, Mike is really that stupid.
And he looks like a cow shit on his head.
fuck captcha…
Not sure why I try to analyze this show but here we go.
While most of the roommates have questionable morals I believe Snooki crossed a line that Jenni thought was unacceptable, so she no longer felt the need to back her. Jenni took Snooks side when she gave Mike head (which she knows to be true), hooked up with Deena, and then lifted her dress in the club while acting foolish. It seems like this was the final straw for Jenni and she gave Snooks her the “truth”. I too was confused bout an opinion or the truth because do you lie about your opinion? I also think Snooks has a case of the Pinocchios and Jenni is getting tired of pretending Snooki is on the up and up.
Now I have did sex a time or two in my day and if Vinny is hung like she says he is there should be no denying sex in the morning. That’s just science there Snookie.
With Mike I get what he was trying to do, but like you said Boogie went about it the wrong way. I believe he assumed Ronnie was the rat or Ronnie was pillow talking with Sam and Sam was telling Snooki. So that’s why he only told Ronnie the lie but was content with Sam overhearing.
It’s pretty obvious the roommates no longer like Mike. I think they are loyal to him because really without him and Snooki’s first season antics this show would NOT have been a hit. This should be the last season and retire these kids to challenges. The panties would be on the floor before the Shore kids even got there because they actually have money and d list fame. The RW/RR kids are not used to that.
@classy drunk You’re right that without The Situation and Snooki the rest of them wouldn’t be as rich and famous.
But that also means that they’re the 2 that get the most extra $ and fame so the others are starting to resent them specially The Sitch because he always did act a little bit like he runs LA and now he’s such a big star it’s got worse.
Last week I felt so bad for Snooki because Jionni’s an asshat. But talk about over analyzing because I bet we think about stuff they do more than they do, so get ready:
This week I feel slightly relieved because I agree with Jenni that if Snooki was really in love with Jionni she wouldn’t hook up with Vinnie or anybody else.
So she was hurt but she’s already getting over it and now she’s acting like a middle school drama queen trying to make herself feel worse for a longer time and turn Jionni into more than he was.
I think Ronnie’s had so much steroids and cow growth hormones and stuff that he doesn’t make sense any more and it’s not like he ever made a whole mess of it in the 1st place!
Thats it! It looks exactly like cow shit! Thanks Snootchy B!! He is definitely sinister, in a really dumb as dirt kinda way. He remindes me of the supid, evil little guard from the movie “the green mile” (just watched it again) I hope Vinny sucks badness from Snooki and blows those evil little bugs into Mike. Pauly D is way to hot to be involved in any of this nastiness.
Oh…and I thought Snooki said “he ate me” when talking about what her and Vinny did.
Did I miss something – who takes carry on luggage to go get breakfast and drink mimosas? Is a wheeled carry on bag the new toy chihuahua?
@classy drunk, I thought that too until later on when someone repeated it and I’m pretty sure I saw them mouth the word “popped”. For the record, I thought ate was much better.
I think they literally purchase luggage everywhere they go just to buy stuff.
Thanks for another hilarious recap.
I think the luggage is the “L” in GTL – laundry. They carry it around so they can drop of their clothes at the cleaners.
In the first season, Sitch was a lovable asshole. Now he’s just an asshole, trying to hold onto any piece of the storyline he can. He knows it’s just a show, and doesn’t care if he alienates these people who he’ll have nothing to do with in a few years. It’s kind of sad how he and Pauly grew apart since Season 1.
Snooki is lame and immature and desperate. She is a caricature of herself. She just wants male attention more than anything. That’s why she was so quick to hop into Vinnie’s bed and gave Mike head (I think I believe it). And this Jionni kid, wtf? He obviously is in it for the 15 minutes of fame. He wouldn’t actually forgive her time and time again otherwise. I just saw on Twitter it was their one year anniversary.
WTF is popped? That’s the terminology for fingered? Gaw these kids and their new terminology. I STILL don’t know what hooked up means. On jersey Shore alone they’ve used hooked up to mean, go out, kiss, give head, and have sex. I can’t even use context clues to figure out which one we are talking about in a given conversation.
@classy drunk, I believe the whole phrase is finger popped. Actually, I first heard that from a much older person and had no idea what it meant. I’m pretty sure it was Vinny who sait and that’s how I put it together. Unless you’re a virgin, I can’t see how 2 adults wouldstop at fingering anyway. Jionni would’ve been an idiot to believe that anyway.
Classy I think ‘hooking up” is D. All of the above terminology. JMO.
Boogie this re-cap was way more exciting than watching the actual shhhhhhh! show. I have towel in hand and, I am almost ready to throw it.
Here’s my take on Jenni. The Sitch, Snooki and the rest of them not making any sense:
1. Wet brain and drug abuse.
2. They’re all half wits that don’t have a grasp on the English language (Re: Deena’s “do sex”)
3. Jenni was probably trying to say to Snooki, “Do you want me to tell you what you want to hear or do you want the truth?” Clearly it was the former.
4. The Sitch is trying as hard as his walnut sized brain can allow to exact revenge b/c he feels his manhood is being challenged by Snooki lying about the “hook up”. I think that’s a standard guy response. He’s just over reacting b/c everyone in America is going to see it so he’s going to great lengths to prove he’s not lying.
Also, I don’t think this crew should have ever went to Italy in the first place. I think has turned out to be a HUGE mistake and I feel like they’re all waiting around for the flight back to Seaside. (Personally, I think that’s where they belong and are at their most entertaining)
I also think Snooki could not be any more annoying if she tried and now w/o Rammi fighting it’s just so much more apparent. Even Pauly D and Vinnie are laying low. Whoever mentioned it above, I agree, Snooki needs a stint on Celeb Rehab but now it’s Relationship Rehab which is perfect for her and Jionni. This episode gets the big MEH!
Off topic but I can’t get Ali G’s voice out of my head when he was in that episode saying: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999… every time they show Herman Cain talking about his 999 plan and I think that’s way funnier than this craptastic show.
Awesome recap, thanks for keeping is short and sweet L-Boogs!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA so Boogie what you are saying is that when you reach a certain age you are so slutty that if you get to 2nd base you are guaranteed a home run. I. LOVE. IT. It’s so true. Getting felt up is only cool in 8th grade because you haven’t had peen yet.
L Boogie, you took the words out of my mouth. The last time “digital” sex was exciting for me was (the first half of) high school. Unless you find someone with magic fingers, it’s hardly enjoyable for either party. I think “finger popped” is my new favorite phrase though. I wish I had excuses to use it.
I think the cast is damned if they do, damned if they don’t. This new drama seems scripted, but we’d be bored if it was the same old, same old. For whatever reason I’m not dying for a new cast, but I did see Snooki on Chelsea Lately a bit ago and she’s still with King Douchebag (who was sitting in the front row as not to miss an OUNCE of camera time), so all this “cliffhanger” drama between them is super anti-climatic.
@classy drunk – I hope you can predict the future because it would be awesome to see some of these guys return to tv but only if it was a challenge. A cage match between Ron and Wes, or even just a foot race. I bet neither of them could actually run a mile.
“Unless you’re a virgin, I can’t see how 2 adults would stop at fingering anyway.” Well, how far dooooooo you go in a movie theater?!
I know in HS, that was all the rage with kids. It probably would’ve gone further but didn’t that’s only because opening a condom wrapper sounds the same as eating a bag of smuggled chips and is sure to earn a few dirty glances from fellow moviegoers. Not that I would know. My HS boyfriend’s parents stayed upstairs during our visit. They didn’t allow us in his room so thought thing would be fine if we remained downstairs. Ah..if their couch could talk!
@Gypsy-you hit the nail on the head with your explanation of sitch’s behavior over the snooki hook-up. His entire self-worth is dependent on hooking up with girls, and making sure the universe is aware of it. It was a bonus to him that she was unfaithful to another man with him, so there’s no way in hell he ever could have kept it a secret. The attention and sick feeling of pride he gets from telling others about what he considers to be an impressive accomplishment is like the air he breaths, therefore, snooki’s denial of what happened is like a devastating threat to the “Object of desire” status he’s created in his brain of himself. So, he’s clearly made it his mission in life to prove that she did cheat on jionni with him, and it’s hilarious. It will be the funniest shit ever when he realizes someday that his all this “game”, and “appeal”, and “seductive talent” he thinks he has is actually nothing more than every dude from the age of 20-35 has going for him. His secret is out, and has been out since the dawn of time. Getting girls as drunk as you can, then getting them into your bed before they sober up enough to realize they don’t wanna fuck you, is a universal tactic, my friend. But it makes him feel good about himself, and it’s a damn good thing it does, cause he has nothing to offer the kind of woman he’s eventually going to want to marry.
Relationship snooki is a pain in the ass, and irritating to watch. Yes, I think she loves jionni, but yes, she loves to get drunk just as much. When people get drunk, they fuck random people. They wake up sober, feel guilty, panic, then either pretend it never happened, or reveal their mistake, and cry/apologize till their forgiven. Unfortunatly for snooki, she’s unaware that as a cast member of the most popular show on the planet, option #1 is sorta off the table. It’s pathetic and slightly disturbing to watch her deny or severely minimize some shit that everyone knows/will know happened. She tells J that he just fingured her, then she goes to vinnie and says she has to find out what they did. Why? She’s made me miss sam and ron drama, and I hate her for that. I’d forgive her if she’d just take a fucking shower. It’s the nastiest feeling to wake up hungover, all greasy-faced, swamp-mouthed, ratnest-haired, and cigarette-clothed, but that feeling goes away with a shower and a toothbrush. Snooki lives her whole life in that state of rank messiness. Gross.
Mike is wearing his hair the same as one of the three stooges. I’m too lazy to figure out which one, but it’s definitely the same style. Which is, sadly, insulting to the stooge. Mike is becoming unbearable. I love the Jersey Shore cast for all their antics, but Snooki is spiraling out of control and Mike is being horrible. I’m glad this season is almost over.
Gypsy — I totally agree with your #3 from above. Jenni almost gets the expression correct. Earlier this season she said something like “I’m not going to pretend everything is cheese and daisies.” It’s close enough that we understand when she means and we also scratch our heads in slight confusion.
WTF?!? Snooki is still WITH that trifling asshat hungry tiger of a non factor?
Then 1 of 2 things. Either it’s all for publicity and I take back feeling bad for her last week.
or
She’s got even less self esteem and sense than I thought she did and I’ll now have to start feeling sorry for her all the time but not in the nice awww way but the hopeless sad head shaking way.
The saddest thing about Mike is that he is in his 30s acting this way and will probably continue to act this way well into his 40s. And once he is too old to get away with it, he will wallow in it as his glory days. Sort of like Al Bundy and high school football. Pathetic.
I think Snooki wants a guido at all costs. She has had a disastrous, and well-documented I might add, love life so far. I think she’s just happy to have someone. One day she might realize she doesn’t need a relationship to feel good about herself.
Plus, where else is she going to find a guido her size!
Help.
Why would Jionni accept a call from Snooki after she told him that Vinny “finger popped” (btw…ugh) her. Wouldn’t any sexual transgression whether it be a lick, pop, bang, blow, full on fucking be enough for Jionni to tell Snooki to kick rocks.
I mean if my boyfriend to me he fingered someone…dunzo! Then then if he contacted me hours later (if he could) and told me he actually fucked I would call him a stupid bitchhead and that there was no difference in my head. He still cheated.
Am I missing some subelty here?
He in love with her….fame that is.
Oh shit. The lightbulb just went on.
Thanks Classy. God I’m a stupiddummyhead.
LOL @ sheesh!! You would only call him a stupid bitchhead? I would call him something alot worse, kick him in the peen, then I would go find the chick kick her in her box and be done with the both of them!
I can’t bring myself to watch this show..it is bad enough I started watching Real World again! But I do love the recaps
I don’t see how it does not cross their minds (yeah i know I am asking alot!!) that their lives are on tape, they are all douches in some way shape or form, that NO ONE in their right mind is going to want to date them when they come back down to earth!! I thought Snooki was a hot mess everytime I see her dumb ass in US Weekly, but I saw a commercial for this show and one of the other girls takes “hot mess” to a new level!
Ok I know this is going to sound kind of weird/gross but I have a question. I thought a lady could only be “popped” once in her life?…I am not “dumb” when it comes to the lingo, well except for the exact definition of a “hook up”. To me that means that you had sex. Messing around means that you did everything but..Yeah you can call me what ever you want, I dated 1 guy in high school. We started dating when we were 15 and dated for 3 years. I am 31 and have been married for 7 years now. I guess since I met my busband we have skipped all that HS bs and just go for it…
@Tmurda: A to-the-efn-MEN! It’s sooo true about all men 20-35! And trust, Sitch will be that creepy dude at the end of the bar at 42 still trying to pick up the 22 year old, thinking he’s still got it and not realizing that she looks at him like a dried up windbag who’s good to scrounge drinks off of all night then blow him off of for the guy she’s been giving the bedroom eyes too all night. I had a boyfriend who’s gonna end up being that 42 year old. Good thing my Dad dropped that wisdom on me and, I in turn dropped the dude-a while ago mind you. (Love is blind, love is blind.)
And wow, did you ever hit the nail on the head with Snooki. She’s like Pigpen from the Peanuts with the dirt cloud constantly surrounding her. My friends and I were talking about this over the weekend at a Fiesta and we’re so happy that (in the state I live in now) there is no smoking indoors. Even my friends who do smoke think it’s better. That way you don’t wake up smelling like an ash tray while still reeking of booze and recovering from the spins. One mention of a dirty ash tray and greasy pork chops in a frying pan from a nasty roomie and you’re screaming at the toilet. One could argue that Snooki is now the “dirty little hamster of the house”, no? Seriously girl, why is it so hard to shower up? You’re not even 5 feet tall there’s not a lot to cover. Hell, you got the money, go pay for a wash and a blow out at the local salon if you’re too lazy to do it yourself (Hello, The Hills anyone?)
The whole Jionni thing is a hot mess. Snooki Tweets about her nails, her shoes or Jionni every 30 seconds so we know they’re still together. Clearly this was the drama for the day. I mean Mike’s not getting laid, Vinnie’s hooking up with Snooki, kinda, Deena (gag), Rammi are ramming. And Pauly D is playing duck and weave with Deena. Jenni…is talking about cheese and daisies (thanks for reminding me @TVgasm Addict about that awesome gem!) Lord knows Jenni does try, I think she’s had too many injections to the face.
I say they all buy a bottle of Absinthe and really get after it. Then get back to Seaside, chop chop!
Forgot @ Carol…LOL WES & RON cage match! flove!
sweet motherland— what is going on?????
Papa Snooki is the harbinger of the Apocolypse— a veritable Paul Revere of Facebook
Kudos to Jenni for her “tough love” approach to Snooki–yes– walk away from Jionni b/c you don’t deserve to be forgiven. You “did sex” with him as Deena would say.
Mike is getting creepier– not just the hair—when the had faux Karma in the house he wore the creepy sunglasses and white track suit. When he stood in front of Snooki and backed her against the wall– it looked as though he was peeing.
Go to rehab Snooki—-scoot
Oddly, you know what I think is the strangest Snooki behaviour? It’s not the drinking – we all know alcoholism is pretty common. It’s the way she starts dancing by herself in the middle of a place that is clearly not meant for dancing. That’s what would make me turn my head and go, “What the fuck is wrong with that person?!”
@classy drunk, yeah I said it and revealed my possibly slutty side, lol. What full sized man is going to stop at kneading the dough when he can pound that sucker? If Jionni believed that for a second then Snoki should absolutely stay with him and pimp his dumb ass for all she can get which at this time only appears to be non-transferable plane tickets purchased by his mom. sometimes I wonder if the fact that Snooki isn’t really Italian and is adopted, makes her want to try really hard to fit in and get the guido of her dreams.
@Sardini, I tend to do that quite often. When the music moves you it’s not much you can do to stop it. Also since she is drunk most of the time it’s hard to control the urge to move to that internal music you hear. Wait no one else hears internal music, that’s just wind blowing through the wax build up in my ears you say, oh my badd.
@Carol, i’m with you, i’d love to see this show with a new cast. I wait all week for the new eps, and, without fail I am bored and completely uninterested before the first commercial break. I can’t think of a spin off of any current cast members that i would be even remotely interested in watching.