Back at the house, the duck phone is a popular character tonight. It quacks to life and Sammi picks up none other than Deena’s angry mother. Her mom is pissed that Deena’s out drinking again. Sammi kind of side-steps this, saying that Deena wouldn’t come back with them and that she doesn’t know if Deena’s wasted. Well. Kind of. Maybe. It’s not Sam’s job, and Deena said she didn’t want to go back, so Sammi is right here but there’s no way Deena’s mom would see it that way. Sammi knows it and is feeling a little bad. These kids aren’t you or me. They have security around them 24/7 when they’re filming. It’s not like if you leave your girl at the bar alone. It’s like if you leave your girl at work alone.
Snooki could have been completely not involved in this episode. She’s back home cooking still. Gionni shows up, and she’s embarrassed to reveal dinner but he likes it. They have a pretty cute scene, ending not as cutely when Snooki pees her chair a little. Do the kids not know about Kegels? Is that something you learn in college?
In the Kitchen With Snooki: The next spin-off that nobody will watch.
Deena’s wandering home, and the camera gives us a fuzzy drunk lens, but included in the background at all times is security. Work, y’all. She’s at work. It’s alternate universe crap, and no wonder these people are so screwed up in general. She gets home to a call from her angry mom. Yikes!
Her mom reads her the riot act, and tells her that she’s coming home. Finally her cry for help returns to center. She puts up no fight, and agrees she wants to go home. The roomies are getting sick of Deena getting drunk and homesick, than loving it during the day. Deena reeks of substance abuse on every level. And she didn’t shower, so she probably smells like cigarettes, booze, and desperation. So sexy.
I don’t understand Vinny’s 1950s high school look at all, and he’s talking Deena into staying, but there’s something I can appreciate about his look. I guess.
It’s time for everyone but Deena to go to Karma; oddly, Roger is there. I thought he wasn’t going out to the clubs anymore? Huh. Oh well. Deena drunk dials Chris and whine/harasses him. Jenni tries to regulate unsuccessfully. Can you believe that the roommates are really, really, really over the Deena Drama? I know!
They’re gonna do a Benefit for Seaside, and a clean-up effort. I wonder if Deena will be able to join us via satellite from rehab???
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