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Sunday, January 23, 2011
2:19 am
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Tagged: anonymous note, free snooki, gorilla, guidette, guido, hilarious, Honey Gangsta, jersey shore, jwoww, Not-Ronnie, pauly d, Rammi, recap, ridiculous, snooki, snooki arrested, snookin for love
Previously…
“If you guys want pictures with me, you just have to ask.”
We catch up with Jwoww and Deena leaving the beach in tears after watching the patrol car drive away with Snooki inside of it insisting she’s a good person. Yeah, good and drunk. I wonder if the police would have cared so much if there hadn’t been crowds of people gathered, egging her on. Her fame turned the situation from a crazy girl being helped home by her friends to an entire movement. Diabolic celebrity – it’ll get you every time.
So Jwoww gets home and calls Snooki’s dad, cause you know, he might have to get involved at some point, and he is very polite but exasperated, asks Jwoww to have Snooki call him when she gets home, and calls Jwoww “honey.”
“Yes, Mr. Polizzi, sir.”
The next call Jwoww makes is to Tom. She says she’s sorry for not calling him last night, then bursts into tears explaining what just happened with Snooki. Tom’s like, “She got arrested today? Then what the eff happened last night to keep you from calling!?” He starts screaming and Jwoww hangs up on him. I’m so glad she didn’t try to apologize or sit there and listen to his BS. She’s genuinely upset and all he wants to do is accuse her of something since she didn’t call last night.
The guys get home from GTL-ing and Deena tells them what happened and that she and Jwoww are about to go pick Snooki up. Sooooo, Snooki was in jail for 10 minutes? That’ll sober her up.
“Sounds like a criminal situation.”
The duck quacks and it’s Tom again. Jwoww picks it up and screams at him to go eff himself then slams it down again. Love huh. Vinny puts on his dad hat and says that things with Snooki aren’t funny anymore and she’s got a real problem. She even wore her party clothes to work. As they leave to go to the jail, the roommies all yell, “Free Snooki!” LOL. She’s the new Nelson Mandela, what an inspiration. When they get her into the car Pauly D goes, “I hope that jail time changed you.” A lot can happen in 10 minutes you know. Snooki may have become someone’s bitch or even gotten a tattoo.
Snooki’s kind of embarrassed that she went to jail, but not too much. In fact, she has no idea why she even went. Jwoww tries to explain to her how she was acting and honestly, Snooki mostly seems amused by it. I’m amused by the fact that Snooki’s been home for less than five minutes and Jwoww is already wearing a “Free Snooki” shirt. At first I thought this was tricky editing, but then I remembered that these people have free reign of the t-shirt shop, so this is all very possible.
It’s like this decade’s “Donna Martin Graduates.”
Snooki tells us that her dad is the “typical Italian crazy ass psycho dad.” You know the type. The ones who don’t want their kids getting arrested. Especially when it’s being televised. Psycho. She tells her dad that he has no idea what it felt like being in that jail cell (for 10 minutes). It was phenomenal. No not phenomenal, a train wreck. He begs her to think about what she’s doing to her body and she goes, “It’s not like I killed someone.” Yeah, YET. Daddy Snooks is not amused and tells her she should be humiliated and that if something like this happens again he will be down in person and she will be done. Done! Snooki says in baby talk, “please don’t be mad.” How is she not even a little bit ashamed? I swear this is like a badge of honor for her. Her dad says he’s disappointed in her and she seems a little put out that her dad is disappointed because it’s really going to put a damper on her partying. This girl! At least she decides to stay home tonight and sleep. Seaside Heights will be a safer community because of it.
Here’s where Jwoww pulls down Snooki’s dress and reveals that there is a mess of sand between her boobs, which, as you all pointed out, means she hasn’t showered in a while and I’m sure she IS smelling pretty gross. I mean besides everything else, 10 minutes of the last couple of days were spent in jail.
Later when it’s dark Snooks and Jwoww sit out on the patio to try to analyze what’s going on in Snooki’s head. My guess is nothing. But Snooki seems to think this is all Emilio’s fault. Remember that boyfriend she had for like three weeks at the beginning of season 2? Yes, he’s responsible for today’s public intoxication followed by jail time. Jwoww decides to be blatantly honest. She tells Snooki that she wants to find love so badly that she’ll make guys who aren’t good enough for her good enough for her. This is totally true. Well, I don’t know about not being good enough for her, but the desperation part is true. It was one of the main storylines of season 1 – Snooki wanting so badly to find that perfect guy to be with her or even just someone willing to come home and bang her. And she didn’t have much luck. Maybe now that she’s famous she’s having more luck, but the wrong kind of luck. And she’s not terribly discerning. She tells the camera in dead earnest, “It’s kind of like a disease to Snook for love. It’s worse than a staph infection. It just keeps eating at you and eating at you. And then when you don’t find a guy you just get more miserable and more depressed and it’s just not a good time.”
“And when something’s not a good time it’s like a disease that can’t be cured with antibiotics.”
Oh Snooki wisdom, how I’ve missed you. And I really hope I don’t catch this “snookin for love” disease. But there might be a show in it somewhere for Dr. Drew…
Hooray it’s time to hit the town! This is Rammi’s cue to go to bed, so they do. It looks like tonight MVP is going out and bringing New Girl along. She tells us that MVP love girls and when she’s drunk she loves girls too, so she’s a perfect wingman. They head for Bamboo, home of my favorite security t-shirts, and Deena is ON A MISSION to fit in with MVP. She’s talking only to girls, complimenting their breasts and inviting them to take body shots off of her. It works though. The guys are mostly just glad she’s not cockblocking like a certain former roommate we all hated. Eventually Deena stumbles onto a guy named Dean – oh how freaking adorable, Deena and Dean – and he tells her she’s drop dead gorgeous and she tells him she loves his fauxhawk. It’s a match made in guido heaven!
Deena mentally plans her big friggin’ wedding.
The guys get a load of Dean and think it’s hilarious because he looks just like Ronnie! Okay he looks KIND OF like Ronnie. His body is the same and his face is similar, but I’d never get them confused or anything. Still, it’s funny that the guys think it’s so funny. They’re calling him Ronnie and saying he’s Ronnie’s stunt double. Sitch says Deena must be fulfilling some sort of Ronnie fantasy and then they say he even dances like Ronnie, but I didn’t notice any epileptic seizures taking place. Just some dry humping on Deena. Which makes the guys threaten to tell Sammi.
Not-Ronnie agrees to come home with Deena so the boys take him into the confessional to do an interview with him pretending he’s Ronnie.
“Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore. How’s that guys?”
He’s all low-key, just going along with everything while the guys crack themselves up. Pauly D gets the brilliant idea to have Not-Ronnie actually switch places in bed with Ronnie and see if Sammi notices. While they try to wake up the sleeping couple, Ronnie looks up and goes, “Who is that? Dean?” They know each other! Which makes the guys laugh even harder. Ronnie and Not-Ronnie know each other! Ronnie goes, “His girlfriend’s name is Sam, too.” This is hysterical. Not-Ronnie goes, “Yeah my – ” then looks at the camera like a deer in headlights. BUSTED, Not-Ronnie!
“Shit, did I say that out loud?”
Slobbering all over Deena (and failing to mention that he knows Ronnie), then coming to the house and forgetting to shut up about your girlfriend Sam. If Not-Sam is anything like Sammi, Not-Ronnie’s privates will be mutilated when she sees this episode. Of course, the guidos know what’s up and they’re not about to get in the way of a brother getting some play. In fact, Deena has already dug out the “blast in a glass” hat and even managed to keep her bikini bottoms on with it.
Hot tub scene! Deena tells Not-Ronnie he’s her perfect guy because he has a fauxhawk, nice teeth and a good personality. She wants to know if he has a girlfriend and he stumbles a little, but then insists he doesn’t. Whatever dude. We’re not here to be Girlfriend Patrol. Guess who is, though. Pauly D and Vinny! They’re sitting in the living room talking about what a shame it is that Ronnie is hooking up with Deena in the hot tub right after he and Sammi made up. Their faces are totally deadpan and Pauly D wonders if they should tell Sammi. Vinny thinks hard then says, “Wait, I have an idea. Why don’t we write an anonymous note.”
Pauly D goes, “Yeah, OMG, let’s do it! We’ll write it so they won’t even think it’s us. We’ll write it politically correct, so bring a thesaurus.” HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Hilarious!
This little scene was a long time coming and these guys NAILED it. Perfect situation to do it in, too. Just gorgeous. Jwoww, you’re my girl, but you and Snooks totally had that coming. The guys make each other promise not to tell Sammi who wrote the note, then they pinky swear and call each other Boo Boo. Loving them right now.
Deena takes Not-Ronnie back to her bed to “snuggle.” She tells us that he didn’t get the golden ticket, but she gave him a sneak peek. Okay, the golden ticket is for a tour of the chocolate factory, so you fill in the blanks. The next morning Sammi sees Deena kiss Not-Ronnie goodbye and she breaks the news that he has a girlfriend. Sammi’s seen her “like five times.” Deena’s all shocked. She goes, “REALLY?”
“But I was gonna give him the golden ticket tonight!”
Then she says what they did last night, but it’s blurred and I seriously can’t figure it out. Something that a woman wouldn’t appreciate her boyfriend doing to another woman, I would imagine. Deena actually takes it pretty well. She just shrugs and says, “Sorry girlfriend!” Seriously, he lied about it, so it’s on him. So funny, too, how the guys would NEVER have said anything about there being a girlfriend, because what’s it to them? But girls tell each other that stuff immediately, if not sooner.
That night it’s back to Karma. Snooki’s along for the ride, but swears she’s only going to have one drink.
To make up for not drinking she huffs some spray tanner before they leave.
Pauly D tells us how it’s nice to be back home in Jersey where everyone in the clubs is just like them and they can all fist pump the night happily away. Roger’s here, so Jwoww sits down on a couch with him and who should show up, but Lauren, ever the bearer of bad news. But this time she has good news! She’s learned that Roger is not, in fact, dating Heather, but some guy who looks like Roger is. Well that’s a huge relief because that must mean he’s free. We all know that guys with girlfriends are unavailable and conduct themselves as such. Woops, I forget that Jwoww has a boyfriend. Let’s see what’s up with that.
When everyone comes home the duck quacks and it’s Tom calling to check up on Jwoww. While she talks to him Ronnie works himself up into a frenzy because here is Jwoww on the phone with her boyfriend five minutes after talking to her ex-boyfriend, which obviously makes her as big a dirtbag as Ronnie. Except it doesn’t. Ronnie says Jwoww is lucky that he doesn’t type Tom an anonymous note. Okay first of all, I must have missed the part where Tom repeatedly begged Ronnie to please tell him if Jwoww was doing anything behind his back (like Sammi did). Secondly, I must have missed the part where Jwoww did anything but have a conversation with Roger. Her intentions may not be pure, but she hasn’t DONE anything. Ronnie’s just trying to make himself feel better about being a total piece of crap. But back to Jwoww. She tells Tom they should talk tomorrow and that she loves him. And he hangs up on her. She flips the phone off and says, “That’s why I’m leavin’ yo ass… douche.” DO IT, Jwoww!
That poor duck must be traumatized from living here.
The next day Jwoww calls Roger and plans to bring Deena to meet up with Roger and his “hot friend” Alex. Tom calls before she can get out the door, but she still doesn’t break up with him or say anything about Roger. I wonder if she would break up with Tom if Roger wasn’t in the picture. Is she one of those girls who always needs a boyfriend? When they get back from the boardwalk they wake Snooki up. It’s 5:30 pm. I’m guessing Snooki’s going through some withdrawal after her non-stop drinking binge? She tells Jwoww that she doesn’t want to drink anymore. At all. Jwoww tells her to take it one day at a time because on Thursday she might want a glass of pinot. Snooki goes, “Oh yeah, I think pinot’s okay. Pregnant people do it.” Jwoww goes, “Exactly.” Huh? Pregnant people drink pinot? Maybe like ONCE during a pregnancy isn’t a huge crisis, but I doubt they drink it all the time – or every Thursday. Plus, being pregnant isn’t being an ALCOHOLIC. A glass of pinot could lead to another scene on the beach. That’s how it works. I’ve watched Celebrity Rehab.
The roommies are sensing that Snooki is feeling depressed now that she’s sober, so the guys decide to make some home movies to cheer her up. They interview her about her poof, then they try to interview Jwoww’s boobs – you know, guy humor.
Later Snooki, Jwoww and Pauly D have to do a shift at the t-shirt store and it’s getting pretty funny watching Danny beg and plead with these guys to do something besides just loiter around his store in their sweats. That actually might be enough to bring in a lot of business – I guess they’d just rather be elsewhere.
“Anybody want to buy an effing t-shirt?”
Jwoww asks Pauly D if he thinks she should try to stay with Tom. When you describe your relationship in those terms – “try to stay with,” it’s probably not a relationship you want to be in. Snooki thinks Jwoww and Roger “as a couple would be amazing. That’s like your typical gorilla-guidette couple. And they would have the most amazingly cute babies ever.” Babies are a possible factor now?
Jwoww decides that she must take action to help pull Snooki out of her slump. She calls Roger and has him bring another one of his hot friends to the t-shirt store. Roger seems to always be hovering nearby with a supply of hot friends. Every girl needs a guy like that for her girlfriends. We see Roger and his friend trail into the store after Jwoww, and Snooki goes, “OMG, THANK YOU!” And I was thinking, geez Snooks, could you be any more obvious? But then I notice that Jwoww brought her a coffee. Snooki takes one look at Roger’s friend and tells us this is what she’s been waiting for her entire life. Good call Snooki. After all that self-discovery on the patio you wouldn’t want to throw yourself headlong at YET ANOTHER guy who’s wrong for you. The four of them leave the store to go sit in a booth and chat. Snooki is disappointed that this guy is Irish since she likes guidos, but I remember in season one she had a fling with an Irish farmer and that didn’t bother her. She tells us Nick is perfect. Perfect! It takes about 30 seconds for Danny to shoo the girls back into the store, but I guess that’s all the time Nick needed for his perfection to shine through.
Prepare to be blamed for her next meltdown, Nick.
That night they’re going to the boardwalk with Roger and Nick and Snooki says she’s going to have to double-panty it. My, my, she’s a lady. Again, I’m so glad she’s not getting ahead of herself with this guy. There’s also talk of Snooki having to poop because she’s so excited. She emerges from the bathroom, announcing, “I just had a baby in the toilet!” Who could resist this one? When the guys arrive, Deena says that Nick is perfect for Snooki and she’s even jealous because he’s hot and she got stuck with Alex. Poor Alex is probably proudly watching his television debut right now and he just got crapped on. Since Nick likes to joke around and doesn’t bore Snooki, she decides that she also wants to have sex with him tonight. No way this plan could ever go awry! Roger sleeps over too, but the next morning Jwoww tells us they didn’t have sex. She does, however, say that she’s infatuated with Roger and over Tom. She doesn’t even miss Tom, then wouldn’t you know it – he calls. The roommates all gather around to listen and see if Jwoww will finally break things off.
“This is Jwoww’s private moment. Everyone quiet down so we can hear it.”
As Tom catches on to Jwoww’s distance, she tells him, “I’m just taking a breather.” Pauly D goes, “Roger that!” and that makes me laugh so hard! He’s killing me this epi. He starts going, “I’ll Roger that. R-R-Roger that!” HEE! Jwoww admits to Tom that she’s been hanging out with Roger and he starts to fly off the handle. Jwoww gets mad and yells at him and hangs up on him… again. I think this one was the one that finally did it.
The next call Jwoww makes is to her dad, who has apparently just talked to Tom and learned that Tom is moving his stuff out of their house. Jwoww asks her dad to call Tom and tell him not to touch any of her stuff. And he says he will! Hmm, handling a breakup through your parents – that must be fun. Jwoww is upset because if Tom leaves their house her dogs will be left all alone. It’s time to head to Long Island for Operation Dog Rescue. Snooki’s going with her, which is nice. When they get to Jwoww’s house, she’s crying, saying it’s one thing to take it out on her, but it’s another to take it out on her dogs.
“The dogs never even MET Roger!”
Well, it turns out the dogs are just fine. They’ve probably only been alone for a couple of hours, which is not even a regular work day. While Jwoww explains to the camera that her dogs are okay, there is a film of them going behind her, which also cracks me up.
The poof balls were oblivious to any crisis.
But all is not well. Jwoww’s bed is gone. So is her graduation watch. (High school graduation?) Her hard drive is gone too, which sucks. Then she notices the coup de grace. Tom has left on the computer screen a transfer of funds from Jwoww’s PayPal account to himself. That’s effed up. Isn’t he her manager? He’ll probably claim it’s his fee. Poor, poor Jwoww. I bet Roger could beat Tom’s ass, though.
Next week! Sammi punches Ronnie. SWEET!
So was it just me, or was this episode particularly awesome? What do you think?
Thanks for reading!
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I’ve read that Jwoww went to college for graphic design, which probably made up a good chunk of the contents on her hard drive. Tom is an unbelievable ass. I bet Sammi would be proud of him.
And, yes, this episode was particularly awesome. It was mostly Ronnie/Sammi-free, we didn’t have to see Sitch with his shirt off, Pauly D and Vinny made some good jokes, Deena proved to be fun and easygoing (in every sense of the word), and we spent most of the time with Snooki and Jwoww. I love those girls.
It’s like Tom set out to take everything that would hurt her the hardest – the sentimental watch, her hard drive, her money. On the aftershow, she indicated that Tom had actually left the dogs locked up in the house for two days with no A/C in the deadof summer. Guess the editing didn’t explain that. She also said the hard drive not only had a lot of graphic design work but also had pretty much her entire picture collection from when she was a kid to now (scans/digital copies). I think I would’ve had to ml him for that.
Sorry, I meant KILLED … Stupid iPhone!
i believe deena said that dean got blue balls last night. that’s what was blurred out.
also, the scene with vinny and pauly about writing the note may have been the best moment of the entire series. love it!
I hope Jwoww reported his ass to the police for his theft. I like the best out of the girls expect when she took a leak behind the bar. I can’t stand Sammi. Oh…I wish she would just leave. She is the biggest psycho bitch ever. Why does Ronnie stay with her mental ass?
I don’t care what Oprah says, these kids OWN cable. Loved this episode and expect that I’ll love next week’s even more when we get to see Sammi punch Ronnie.
I rewound it a couple of times and Deena said something about letting him kiss her cooch though that wasn’t the word she used. I don’t think they would have blurred “blue balls” because they have said that on the show before.
Tom is a fucking asshole. I hope she reported him to the police for the theft and to the aspca for the animal abuse. One bright spot is that probabably 75% or more of the demographic for his future romantic encounters watch this show and know he is a complete douchenozzle. Let’s hope he has a lifetime of blue balls.
I agree that this was an excellent episode and thank you for recapping it so well!
Childish though this may be, I was most amused by Pauly’s impression of JWoww’s talking boobs. Especially when he explains that they were never small, but now they’re enormous like “J-WOWW!” I don’t know why that cracked me up as much as it did, but I rewound it numerous times.
And Tom, feh. He’s a dick and I’m sad Jenni had to find out in so horrible a way, though. Despite her rough exterior she seems a sweet person and a loyal friend. Leaving her dogs to starve and stealing everything from her is just the scummiest thing he could have done.
>>>>and she tells him she loves his fauxhawk.<<<<<
And there it is. You don't need to know any more about these kids or this show.
Pauly is the standout of this show, along with Vinny.
Did anyone else notice during the previews for the next show they didn’t actually show Sammi hitting Ronnie? They cut to black the same way they did when Snookie got hit. Yet a couple of weeks ago when they were showing the previews for the whole season they kept on showing it over and over again. Maybe they started to feel the double standard backlash…
I’m pretty sure that Deana was saying that he gave her head but didn’t get anything in return. Only in much classier, more sophisticated terms, of course.
If Jwwowwwww’s finally going to be a free woman, this show might finally be worth watching. Can’t wait to see her rip Roger’s head off.
The whole Snookie shtick is starting to wear thin. She is starting to come across as very selfish and self involved. It was subtle at first, but I am starting to see it more and more. I noticed it a few episodes back when Jwwow was talking to Tom about her bracelet and he got pissed at her for not calling on their anniversary. Jwwow got upset that he hung up on her and Snooki did nothing to comfort her and was just concerned with calling her dad. Maybe Snooki has been through this a million times before, but I have noticed that when Snooki has a problem Jwwow is there to console her but rarely is that favored returned by Snooki. It is pretty clear that she has an addiction problem which would explain her self centered behavior.
I am still convinced that most of the cast are doing drugs of some sort. When they were in Miami it seemed like they were all doing coke. I am sure that the club promoters offer them drugs as a way to get them to stay longer at their venus. This could explain some of Sammi’s reaction to the group and her reluctance to go out with them. She just seems like the type that doesn’t want to lose control and gets disgusted by those are her that an engaging in out of control behavior. Who knows.
It is 100% likely that Ronnie and the Situation are currently doing or have at one time done steroids?? Probably Pauly D as well?? Vinny just doesn’t have the same build as the rest of the guys and so he probably has taken them. I think that it is hilarious that all the guidos look alike. They all have the same grooming and gym habits, so that was going to happen eventually. Also guys that take steroids, generally, start to have the same build and all have those huge, bulky muscles.
I really wish that someone would step in and tells these girls to stop acting like door mats and stop encouraging and accepting shitty behavior from these guys. I am not just talking about the girls in house, but all the idiot girls that the guys bring home. Your dignity and self respect is not worth either being on tv for less than ten minutes or saying that you slept with some h list celebrity. The H stands for Herpes.
It seems like all the guidos believe that they are gods gifts to women and the girls just fawn all over them especially when they act like fucksticks and treat the girls like shit. I want to tell them to stop doing that or else the guys are going to continue to use them and treat them like trash. Snooki is never going to find a boyfriend if she keeps throwing her vagina at anyone with some biceps and a blowout, but that really goes without saying.
The girls need to stop boosting the guys already over inflated egos and really what have they done that worthy of being proud of. Wow you just used another human being as receptacle for your semen. Congratulations. You are an awesome person.
More and more this show just is just a highlight reel of disgusting, self indulgent, and self destructive behavior. It is kind of sickening how these girls act and their behavior makes me ashamed to be a female. I really hope that young girls watching this show don’t look at these girls as role models.
At least Jwwow, Pauly D, and Vinny seem to have their heads on straight.
WOW- sorry for writing the next War Peace. I didn’t realize that I had rambled that long in my comment. It is wise to remember to leave the jokes to the recap artists.
Forget the Snooki and Jenni show (as much as I love them). Give Pauly D and Vinny their own spin-off.
I’d rather Pauly D. as the third with Snooki/Jenni because even though Vinny can be funny when he’s talking to Pauly, it’s more as Pauly’s straight man.
Plus, Vinny’s become less likable as he’s become more in Pauly’s pocket. I liked him better when he was the nerdy mama’s boy in season 1. He’s not gross like Ronnie or obnoxious like Sitch, yet, but he’s definitely getting the unwarranted ego of a reality “star.”
But the only guy I think has done steroids is Ronnie. He certainly has the scary, erratic mood swings. Sitch has that skinny, ripped gym rat look, and Pauly in Miami looked bulked up because he gained some weight that he clearly lost between the seasons. Vinny’s just a marshmallow.
I am starting to watch Season 1 and I cannot believe Sitch wanted to hook up with Sammi and people kind of like Angelina, and J-WoWW and Sammi got along. My my, how have things changed.
Great recap! I thought it was hysterical when they made fun of the note. They did it in such a deadpan way that at first, I thought they were serious.
Great recap i can’t watch this show but enjoy the recaps and envy your writing style and wit. I also believe the cast members are involved in drug use besides alcohol.The men and juice, coke and E. The women also. i hope the cast is saving there money because the end will not be pretty. I think the women that chase men like these have really low self opinion of them selves. You can see it is the same peopel at the shore every year the show has been on.the hot tub women, the women who through her drink on Paul the old DJ. People going no where sad. Jbowwow going to the bathroom behind the bar sad. Some poor person is going to have to clean that up. She has no concern for anyone but herself much like a high school kid .Where most of these people are stuck and going no where. The total disregard for other people is the most disturbing and hard to watch. It will be tragic when MTV can no londer use them.
Tom’s behavior isn’t that surprising. He always gave off that “I am a dick”, vibe. On the first episode, when he is loading Jenni’s suitcase into the car and she admonishes him to “be careful with my suitcase”, he practically jumped on her with, “THAT I BOUGHT!” Okaaay.
He has spent the past few weeks taunting Jenni, through his Lawyer, about how “bad” the pictures he has would make her look (implying he had nudes as well). Now that he has lost Round One in Court he’s done a complete 180 degree turn and NOW is saying Jenni made up the whole claim about the pictures–that he was openly bragging about having. Not the brightest bulb.
I am a fan of Jessica and I watch the news about her every day. Guess what? Jessica has herpes!!!
OMG!!! Shocked!! Even celebrity can get STDs. No wonder why more and more sexy girls and guys join the largest STD dating site PositiveFish. com to look for dating and support. My friend who found his wife on positivefish told me that this site is created by plenty of fish and it now has more than 650,000 members. Unfortunately, STD rates soar worldwide and most people with STDs don’t even know that they have them.
STDlove? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Speaking of being on drugs, there’s no question they’re all doing whatever’s available, since why would they stop at alcohol?
It’s an interesting point, that Sammi might not want to hang with them because she’s not into drugs. Drug users are only interesting if you’re a drug user. Otherwise they’re pathetic and unfunny. The Sitch most definitely was coked up during the Miami season, there’s not even a doubt about it, all of his mannerisms and behavior change are evidence of that. Ronnie has that steroid jaw line, the forehead too, it’s one of the giveaways.
Speaking of unfunny… Pauly D and Vinny seem to be funny only because the intelligence level of this show is about knuckle-scraper high. There’s nothing truly funny about them (that is, in the laughing with sense), only their pathetic attempts at humor (as in the laughing at sense).
“Jessica has herpes!”(?!?!??)
I wonder if STDlove spams every recap in hopes there is a cast member named Jessica.
Even though they got the name wrong, it is slightly apropos to find an std post on a Jersey Shore recap, as opposed to say, Toddlers and Tiaras.
I agree that Ronnie has the steroid jawline and forehead. But steroids can also mess with the equipment, if you know what I mean. I wonder if Sammi lies in bed all day just praying that at some point she might get off too.
I do not think they’re all on drugs. I’m sure many of them have tried them, but I think it’s presumptuous to say that. It’s especially hard to believe club owners would give these kids drugs, either. Can you say lawsuit? Most club owners are pretty business savvy, I don’t think they would hand out free drugs to television stars in order to keep them there longer. As for Sammi not hanging out with the rest of them, that’s because she made her bed and literally lies in it everyday. She did the classic girl thing where she took out her anger on everyone except her boyfriend. But that’s neither here nor there. THIS is what’s important in life:
Back when I worked in nightclubs, which admittedly was before these kids were born, it was pretty common for the club to keep certain guests well supplied and happy. If, of course, they weren’t carrying their own. Which they usually were.
I liked the video link though. The thing I hate most about Jersey Shore is the editing : it’s so damn hyperactive, you can’t get a good look at any of these idiots. Not that that’s a big loss where the likes of Snooki and Ronnie are concerned. But still.
I worked at clubs, too (in Miami and Fort Lauderdale). I saw plenty of drugs in the work place, from the owners down to the busboys. I just think most owners would keep the seedy underbelly of their establishment away from television cameras. “They’re all on drugs” just seems like a kind of harsh blanket statement. Except for Ronnie, who is visibly coke and roided out in Miami (duh).
Club going kids using *gasps and clutches pearls* drugs?!?!!?? Well I never.
Well in terms of the editing, the only thing i can comment on is that “Free Snookie” t-shirt-if JWOWW was crying trying to save her friend, and she was in for 10 mins, then when in the heck did she get time NOT crying to make the t-shirt? Damn you MTV and your lack of fluidity.
But yes, the note skit with Pauly and Vinny was by far the funniest part of this episode. The boobs interview was pretty funny too-it appears when Pauly isnt creeping, he’s quite funny.
Im tellin’ you, Ronnie is having adverse reacting to Xenadrine-maybe its lethal mixed with coke. Or maybe he was traumatized about how hideous his commercial is (its BAAAD)
The one thing I give Snooki, is she’s seems reallt natural delivering lines, like on Letterman’s Top 10 or even when doing a regular interview, she’s personable, and engaging.
The Xenadrine commercial tells us everything we need to know about why Ronnie is never a guest on talk shows. Sheesh, Pinocchio is less wooden.
Even with celebrity expediting, I seriously doubt Snooki was only in jail for ten minutes. Processing alone was probably closer to two hours. Realistically, if you’re arrested anywhere in this country, it’s going to take them at least three hours to arrest you in 99% of cases.
Not to mention they’d have kept her until she’d sobered up. But I think the 30 minutes was just HG’s little joke. Sort of like the one where a bunch of idiots from New Jersey get not 15, not 30, but now 45 minutes of fame.
I agree Itchy. I was thinking the same thing when it aired becuase she was clearly there long enough to sober up. When they were telling her what she had done, she was no longer drunk. And as drunk as she was, that would take at least a few hours.
I love how all these kids keep walking out of the t-shirt store on their shifts, and Danny, the store owner has has to chase them and round them up—politely. Remember in season one that Angelina didn’t want to do her shift and he had the power to kick her out of the house? Now these kids are famous and it’s kind of nice seeing him begging for it.
I actually like Danny. He’s not an idiot. He knows how good it is for business to have those kids there. Hell, half the t-shirts on the wall are catchphrases from the show.
The Xenadrine commercial kills me! I would love to see the outtakes. I love the shot of him with his shades on, hand out, waltzing through the SINGLE Pap-flash.
Yeah, Danny knows what’s good for the Shore Store. If anything, I’m sure he’d rather get the publicity WITHOUT having to work with these lummoxes. Have them walk around the store long enough to show the signage and then let them go out and get drunk on their own. They’ve always been pretty useless at these “jobs” anyway.
But the producers probably point out to Danny that he needs to round up his “employees” and then they tell him where to go and he reads his lines and goes back to work.
I just read that MTV is sending them to Italy for season 4.
@marijai, I am not sure how I feel about that. They were so out of their element in Miami. I like them in their own environment.
@Classy, the article said that MTV is even trying to reach some of Vinny’s family so the gang can have an “authentic” family dinner made for them. I don’t really like them out of their element either.
this is kind of late, but speaking of Jwoww’s free snooki shirt… If u look at it closely, it was a shirt that already said SNOOKI on it and she just added the FREE with black tape.