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Sunday, September 12, 2010
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Tagged: anonymous sex, catfight, fake tan, Fossil watch, grenade, guidette, guido, herpes, jersey shore, jwoww, pauly d, recap, Rob Kardashian, smoosh, snooki, Staten Island, stupid fight, the situation, TV, tvgasm
Joining our program in progress…
We are smack in the middle of a Jersey Shore CATFIGHT! What happened is that Angelina tried to stir up some drama and when Jwoww asked her about it, Sammi butted in because Sammi is hella pissed at Jwoww and Jwoww is hella pissed at Sammi, so in reality Angelina just served as a catalyst to the inevitable. As Ronnie says, it’s like putting firecrackers in a dumpster. So Jwoww pushes Sammi to the ground and when she tries to stand up Jwoww pushes her down again. All the other roommies are screaming, “Stop!” and are trying to grab either Jwoww or Sammi. But Sammi lunges at Jwoww and takes a huge swing. It looks like she hit her, but I can’t tell exactly. After that it’s a true catfight – where they both have a stranglehold on each other’s hair and are bent over while 100 other people try to pull them apart.
Hair pulling is less effective when your hair is clipped in.
As Vinny drags her away Sammi manages to get a couple more pounds in at Jwoww and Jwoww picks up something and hurls it at Sammi. Vinny is trying to get Ronnie to take Sammi and Ronnie starts yelling that Vinny started the whole thing and now Ronnie and Vinny are pushing each other.
“If you touch me I’m calling my mom!”
Vinny pulls himself away and yells that this is all Angelina’s fault. Angelina, delighted to be relevant, screams, “Oh yeah it’s always me! It’s always me!” Snooki yells at Angelina that it IS her because she took part in the whole note operation.
Ah ha, so the truth about the NOTE is out in the open in front of everyone. Jwoww and Snooki wrote the note, so now Sammi screams at both of them to eff off and Ronnie pounces, saying Snooki only wrote the note because she was mad that she broke up with Emilio and had to bring another couple down too. Eh, that’s a stretch Ronnie. You’d be wise just to keep your mouth shut, but I’m sure that will never happen. Anyway, we get the gist of both sides here. Jwoww and Snooki were looking out for Sammi in a secret anonymous type of way, and Sammi wants someone to blame for acting like a total loser (without giving up Ronnie, of course), so now she hates the note writers. Ronnie is busted and lashing out at anything that moves. In the aftermath of the violence, Jwoww and Sammi are both trying to recover their false eyelashes, which is pretty funny.
Whoa, Sammi. Get that back in place as soon as possible.
Melissa, Sitch’s sister, is still around and she pops back up suddenly. She hugs Snooki, telling her she was in a crap situation and had good intentions. Jwoww has significantly calmed down. (She actually seems to keep a cool head, even in these types of events. Of course, she wasn’t drinking tonight which probably plays in.) As she walks through the kitchen Ronnie says something about how everyone must be laughing at Tom right now. Okay, Tom is Jwoww’s boyfriend and that is one of the weakest attempts at an insult I’ve heard. Just retarded. But it works because Jwoww tries to throw a rather large looking object at Ronnie and the fighting kind of picks back up.
Is there anyone who doesn’t want to take a swing at Ronnie?
And while Jwoww is thus occupied Sammi picks up something else and throws it at her. Sammi is truly horrible. I know that isn’t news, but she is just sparkling in the douchette spotlight this evening, making herself look worse and worse.
Snooki and Jwoww go to their room and decide that they completely regret giving Sammi the note. They also hate Angelina for refusing to acknowledge any part in the note scheme. Angelina does suck, but to be fair, she never thought the note was necessary and foresaw this entire outcome.
Sammi’s outside on the patio asking the guys how she did in her first fight. Ronnie is the most vocal, telling her that she kicked the crap out of Jwoww, which isn’t exactly how I remember it.
“Then remember when I broke her nose and she passed out?”
Sammi asks Jwoww (through the confessional camera) how it feels to be beaten by her. She says she’s basking in it. She’s deluded. They continue to reenact the fight on the patio and eventually Ronnie apologizes to Vinny for shoving him. Vinny concludes that Angelina is a fat bitch instigator. Coincidentally Angelina is inside saying Vinny is the biggest troublemaker ever and when they get back to Staten Island he’s going down. Oh and she also tells Melissa that Vinny tried to get with Snooki. Just to be clear: these two hate each other.
The next morning Pauly D surveys the house and finds hair extensions and fingernails all over the place.
Sammi’s? Jwoww’s? Who wants breakfast?
All their fake parts got torn off. I’m glad Jwoww still has her boobs. Sammi wakes up in Ronnie’s bed all self-satisfied that she dominated Jwoww. Ronnie continues to reaffirm this and makes fun of Jwoww for looking disheveled when she gets up. These three are scheduled to work a shift together at the gelato shop today, but Jwoww is having none of it and calls Enzo to tell him that she won’t be in today because she has to get her nails done. That’s hilarious! She didn’t even bother to lie that she was sick or anything. Just straight up – my nails broke and I’m missing work to get them fixed. I’m sure this has more to do with avoiding Ronnie and Sammi than her nails, but that doesn’t stop Sammi from calling her a little bitch (just to the camera of course) because she has broken nails too, but she’s still going in to work. Yes Sammi, you are a true hero.
In other news, Pauly D and Vinny decide that today would be a beautiful day to go to the beach. They meet a couple of girls and introduce themselves as Ronnie and The Situation. Um, okay. The girls try to get them to come swimming, but suddenly Pauly D notices that one of the girls has an epic cold sore on her lip and the guys take off like the beach is on fire.
Hey, Sugar Lips!
Pauly D goes, “Nuttin like a nice herpe to ruin the party.” Aaawwwww, too bad. I wonder how many times herpes HASN’T ruined the party, but these guys just didn’t realize it because they were wasted.
Angelina and the real Situation have a shift at the gelato shop next and all Angelina can talk about is what an ugly dirtbag Vinny is. Then who should stop by but Jose, Angelina’s recent boy toy.
Apparently on his way home from church.
He has brought her a gift which is a Fossil watch. FAIL. This is a guidette, Jose. You bring her designer knock-offs or nothing at all. Angelina is nice about it though, surprisingly. Sitch tells us, “I don’t know how much it was – $39.99, $49.99… the man should be smashed.” HA! That’s all it takes to bed down Angelina. Well actually, it’s a lot more than any of the guys ever put forth for their questionable skanks.
Back home Sammi and Ronnie are getting ready to go out to a romantic dinner. Sammi tells us that Ronnie isn’t very romantic and doesn’t do nice things for her a lot so when he does it means a lot. Well there you have it. Establish extremely low standards, like hooking up with random women right and left, and then your “girlfriend” will be double excited when you do something not horrendous like taking her out to dinner. You must feel like such a princess, Sammi! She does, too, telling Ronnie how hot she thinks she looks. Well someone has to and Ronnie isn’t saying it. Over dinner they establish that each is not sick of the other yet (how special), and Sammi is so happy that Ronnie was there for her last night during the fight. They agree upon a smoosh later.
Or maybe just a BJ.
Ronnie tells us that the letter brought them closer together. If that’s the case then you should be super grateful to Snooki and Jwoww and thank them for their hand in strengthening your relationship, instead of continuing to treat them like crap.
Vinny pulls Sammi aside when they get home to warn her that Angelina isn’t really her friend, that she was involved in the note and that she’s not real. Like Sammi cares. Angelina is skipping around showing Pauly D her new Fossil watch and saying how much she likes Jose.
“Can you tell time, Pauly?”
Pauly D says now that she’s received a watch she’s gotta let Jose hit that. Of course. Why else would a guy give a girl a gift if not to guarantee some smooshing? If she doesn’t sleep with him now she’s just a huge tease. Do you see how this show has me thinking? Disgraceful. Ronnie concludes that Jose is being played, which I’m sure is true. Angelina doesn’t seem into HIM, she seems into GIFTS. Oh well. Every man for himself. And God against all. (German film reference. HOLLA!)
Snooki and Jwoww have gone to dinner on their own and afterwards go to a place called Felt to play pool. And who should be there but all the other roommates! Well this is awkward. Angelina eventually shows up with Jose and that seems to wrap up this scene. Next!
The next morning Sammi confronts Angelina about participating in the NOTE. Angelina denies it, of course, and tells Sammi she’s her one true friend. Sammi swears that she’s done with Snooki and Jwoww, but she tells us that she doesn’t really trust Angelina either. Good call, Sammi. Stick with the most trustworthy person here – Ronnie.
Let’s pause for a moment with Snooki’s thoughts.
“Welcome to my brain!”
She and Jwoww are at the beach and Snooki starts talking about wanting to go to a nude beach before she dies. Also bungee jumping would be good. Jwoww tells her that bungee jumping is something only crazy white people do. Snooki tells her, “I’m not white, I’m tan.” Then she proceeds to explain that when filling out the equal opportunity portion of job applications, under ethnicity Snooki marks “Other” and writes in “Tan.” She concludes that this is why one tanning salon didn’t hire her. Imagine that. You’d think she was exactly what they’d be looking for. This has been a moment with Snooki’s thoughts.
At home Vinny and Angelina are going at each other about who is to blame for the huge fight. Angelina is going to trash Vinny’s name back on Staten Island, Vinny calls Angelina a truck driver, Angelina says Vinny brings home nasty grenades, Vinny calls Angelina ROB Kardashian (as opposed to Kim) because she’s an ugly bitch. During all of this Pauly D and Sitch’s heads are going back and forth between the two like they are watching a ping pong game and it’s pretty funny.
“I’d hate to be in Staten Island!”
So once again, Vinny and Angelina hate each other’s living guts. Noted.
The guy roommies all sit in the hot tub and discuss the Sammi vs. Jwoww situation. After determining that the fight was pretty much a tie, they marvel over the fact that Ronnie got away with absolutely everything. Sitch tells us that Ronnie peed all over Sammi and she just smiled and took it. Just like when you’re little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive, he tells us. But f-ing Santa Claus is dead. Ha ha ha! I guess in this scenario Ronnie’s love is the dead Santa Claus.
“What more can I do? I told her what was up last week.”
The gang heads back out to Tantra that night and Vinny finds himself a nice young lady named Ryan (not a tranny). He strikes up a conversation and finds her to be extremely well-spoken and intelligent. Then he asks her what she does and here is her answer:
LOL
Vinny says she’s a really classy girl. Oh truly. Nothing classier than a scantily clad wing slinger. What a debutante. Snooki spots a cute guy as well and starts dancing with him like “Spanish people.” She tells us she’s very anxious to get him back to the house and get it in. She’ll have to fight it out with Vinny for the smoosh room. Or maybe not. Vinny steers Ryan straight to his bed and Snooki’s boy is only interested in making something to eat.
“Wanna try my fingernails? They’re yummy!”
Snooki’s like, “I thought we were going to cuddle…” and finally when her boy is nice and full he joins her in her bed, which literally touches Jwoww’s bed. Poor Jwoww tells us that the sounds were so awful and disgusting that she’s traumatized for life.
On the bright side, it looks like she got her nails all fixed.
It was moaning interspersed with questions like, “What’s your last name?” She tells Snooki in the morning how gross it was and Snooki just giggles and said she didn’t smoosh because she’s not a one night stand. Oh PUH-LEASE. I mean, they may or may not have completely smooshed, but not a one night stand? Try again, Snooks.
Oooh, today on duty at the gelato shop are Jwoww, Sammi and Vinny. Sammi spends the whole shift being annoyed that Jwoww is near her. She even tells Enzo that Jwoww is crazy and not her friend anymore. She also repeatedly calls Jwoww an ugly beast. Glass houses, Sammi. You guys are peas in a pod with your nails, extensions, eyelashes, etc.
Later the roommies are once again getting ready to go out and Angelina receives a call from Jose. When she tells him she’s going out with the roommies he says, “Behave.” which produces a completely over the top reaction from Angelina. What? He’s only known me for a few days! Does he think we’re married? Who does he think he is? On and on. The guys tell her that he DID buy her a Fossil watch so he probably expects to hit that. Angelina is relishing all this attention and is now totally determined to hook up with someone else just to show Jose that it’s going to take a lot more than a Fossil watch. That’s how desired she is.
Snooki and Jwoww stay behind to chill out and make drinks and Snooki calls her boy – named Dennis – to come over to get it in. Jwoww tells her she has to go to the smoosh room tonight, which means that the two of them have to drape themselves in plastic and go into the filthy room to disinfect it.
Snooki is holding Fabreeze. That’s like shooting a dinosaur with a squirt gun.
This is so disgusting. There are probably STD germs that have literally grown to the size of large insects crawling all over this room. They tell us that the guys smoosh multiple girls in that room at the same time. Wow, what girl wouldn’t love that? The sheets haven’t been cleaned – this room basically needs to be firebombed. But after their cleaning adventure, Snooki puts clean sheets on the bed and prepares for Dennis’s arrival. When Dennis calls she tells him to bring along a friend for Jwoww, who just doesn’t want to hang out alone. Dennis calls Snooki Mami on the phone, which she interprets as Mommy and gets all freaked out. Honey, you’re in Miami; it’s a Latin thing, not a weird perversion thing. Calm down. Undaunted, Snooki puts lotion on her butt in preparation for a smoosh.
Dennis arrives with a big oafy looking guy who just will not do for Jwoww. Snooki calls him a grenade grundle chode.
But after a couple of glasses of Ron Ron juice, who cares?
Okay, I thought Jwoww just wanted someone to hang out with. Maybe this guy is really cool. If it’s not a romantic situation does it really matter what he looks like? I guess it does because Jwoww flees the scene and goes to bed. Snooki tells Dennis she’d rather just hang out with him, so Dennis sends the grenade on his way. Aw, poor grenade. Better luck next time.
The rest of our guidos are getting ready to come home from the club and in the cab our two arch enemies Vinny and Angelina start making out!
So Vinny has a thing for Rob Kardashian?
They are both so full of CRAP! Pauly D asks if they can stop for Vinny to buy Angelina a Fossil watch. LOL. They get home and retire to Vinny’s bed, ugh. Pauly D reminds everyone that Vinny named Angelina the Staten Island Dump. I also seem to remember Angelina having a few choice words regarding Vinny’s appearance, and now here she is telling us that Vinny’s super cute so she doesn’t care. Pauly D calls through the door, “Yo Vinny! Why don’t you check the Staten Island Dump cause I heard you like to visit it this time a year! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” Pauly D is cracking himself up. And me too. Vinny’s never going to live this down. Wait, actually maybe he will since all the other guys have also hooked up with Angelina.
Next time! The Situation calls Angelina a hypocritical whore. HA! Also, Vinny’s Uncle Nino comes to visit and is very popular with the female roommates. This week we get a two-fer so our next episode is on Sunday – see you then!
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I love that The Situation thinks Santa Claus is dead, instead of, you know…fictional. Or did I miss the funeral? I also love Pauly’s bug-eyes when Vinny called Angelina “Rob Kardashian!” I don’t know why she’s so insulted; Rob’s kinda cute. I’d hit it. And apparently, so will Vinny! How long do you think ’til Ronnie smooshes Angelina? Because you KNOW that’s inevitable!
Jwoww and Sammi: The fight itself was lame (Sammi kicking Jwoww’s ass? I LAUGH), but the aftermath simply glorious. Hair extensions and fake nails everywhere? It sounds like the fight that TVgasm built. I’m surprised there wasn’t a thin trail of silicone on the floor.
Vinny and Angelina: In their defense, they looked and sounded drunker than I’ve ever seen them, and no night is complete in the house without at least one roommate having sex. Or maybe they’re both into hatef__king. But Angelina does look more like Rob Kardashian than anyone else who bears his surname. Not that he’s bad looking, really, but we all know that accusing a woman of looking like a guy is strictly verboten. Also, Vinny chose well at the club; the girl was very pretty. You could tell Angelina was burning with jealousy at someone getting more male attention than her.
Ronnie and Sammi: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.
Snooki: It’s hard enough for me to imagine her getting under the covers with anyone. But to HEAR it? Stop. Stop, Snooki, stop. You f__king traumatized me. Stop.
Sitchy D: They were pretty useless this episode, so my only comment on them is this: Does it seem to anyone else that every club montage includes the same stock scene of Sitch having his abs fondled? Doesn’t he ever get bored of it?
I am so over Sammi & Ronnie. She is incredibly stupid. Not to mention delusional. She did not kick J-woww’s ass by any stretch of the imagination. The Situation’s facial expressions & one-liners are great. I also love Pauly D’s bug eyes.
Okay: I have question about the fight the happened on the show. On any other MTV show the people would have been kicked off the show, but not on this show. How is Jersey different?
And I am really starting to see why the situation is so lovable.
Ahhh…. This show is like mental crack, I can’t get enough of these guidwhores.
That fight was ridiculous, and Sammi came out looking even more pathetic and dumb than she did before, which is kind of an epic anti-accomplishment. And what is UP with ONESIES on reality TV this year, or was she wearing a super-slutty sunsuit with a weight-lifting belt? Where do these girls shop/come up with these get-ups? She’s such a ridiculous twit, does she really believe that if the guys hadn’t been there Jennie wouldn’t have pounded her ass into the floor? Then she goes outside with the guys and embellishes it in her little baby voice – she’s on the wrong show, this one is way too high-class for her and Ronnie. They belong on “Cheaters”. And why does violence always end up with those two either fighting and fucking, or just straight fucking? Ronnie’s a mentally unbalanced, he-man, woman-hating drug addict/alcoholic, but what’s up with Sammi Slaphappy?
Angelina is so annoying and stupid. She’s the Jersey Shore Whore, her vaj should be renamed the New Jersey Bank of Sperm and Regret.
Jennie and Snooki. I can’t help it I still love them, Snooki’s mating habits aside. Jennie’s such a straight shooter, how can you not like her?
Not too much happened with Situation and Pauly D, but Pauly D had some pretty good one-liners. I hate Sammi more and more with every episode, as much of a two-faced dipshit as Angelina is, it was super-shitty on Sammi’s part to turn on her at the pool hall, then blow her off with “We’ll tawk about it latah”. I wonder when she watches this if she has enough self-awareness to know she’s emotionally retarded?
OMG, I want to spend an hour with Snooki just to hear her random thoughts on things.
Me: “Snooki, why is immigration such an issue in America?”
Snooki: “Well, people are so hung up on colors like black, white, and tan. If we all tanned, then there would be no white people, or well, pale people, and everyone could just mark their ethnicity as tan and there would be no differences and we could just all get along. And it wouldn’t matter who came to America ’cause we’d all be tanned.”
Haha! But Snooki, wouldn’t the Tanning Tax create class-dissension and obstacles for immigrants who couldn’t afford it? What about Melanoma, is this really a systematic way for the American government to eradicate immigrants like the War on Drugs was?
Heh, heh.
I think sammi and ronnnie are the spiedi of Jersey Shore. Can’t stand them but without their idiocy, shit wouldn’t happen as often as it does( or to them). PS Luv it how Sammi was so proud that she apparently kicked J WOWW’s ass. Umm, honey thank god you get paid to not think because otherwise you would be just another bruised skank on the side of the road if Jersey Shore hadn’t come along.PPS Luv both J WOWW and Snooki and the rest of the gang except Angelina. They make this show a hit!
Snooki: “No, because here is what we should do. When you come here and get your “Welcome to America” package that tells you how to get stuff at the DMV and social services,and stuff, they can get a voucher for tanning, like with a housing voucher. If you come pale, you get a voucher for spray tanning. If you come and already have tan skin, then you get to go the a tanning bed for a month. It probably won’t hurt them ’cause they’re already tanned, and probably immune to the sun. Right? You know like how pale people have to get a base tan to they don’t burn when they go to the beach? But now that probably won’t happen cause Obama got elected and not McCain, and McCain is pale so he’d probably vote for it.
I love how a Fossil watch seals a man’s fate in the land of smooshdom. But hey, a matinee followed by the 2 for 2 at Chili’s has gotten many-a-man lucky in the past..both are around $49.99, and obviously great investments. Frankly, I’d prefer the watch because weeks later, when he’s no longer calling, it’d be impossible to wistfully stare at my Chili’s dinner while recalling those fleeting moments in which it seemed I had the upperhand.
Sammi’s ‘best accomplishment’ is getting slammed to the floor, then slipping and sliding on a tuna sangwich while Ronnie held down JWoWW so his sweetheart could refine the art of the sucker punch.
No wonder at dinner she was all, “Thanks…for having my back.” Which translated to, “Thanks, for holding Jenni back.”
Quick question, when Sammi threw the object after Jwoww tried to hit Ronnie with the plate, did it bounce off of Vinnie’s head?
“Angelina likes the Staten Island ferry..everyone gets a ride. And it’s free!” – The Situation
Oh, and can we please talk about Vinnie kissing Angelina while his arm was slithering around his drawer searching for a condom? T….M…I.
I’m so glad Snooki got some lovin’. And this guy was nice enough to soak up some of the alcohol with tacos, rather than upchucking on her feet like last season’s date. Definitely, an upgrade. And cute to boot!
But we have to tell Snooki, that a second may warrant her cleaning up a lil better than saggy behind short and slipper so big it makes her all short legs look like stubby tree stumps. Again, I am collecting for my charity..GFFF – the Guido Flip-Flop Foundation. WE may not save lives, but together, we can save diginties.
Has everyone heard about the bonus ep on tonight at 7pm?
PCheez&Sarcasatire: (I’m really starting to worry about both your viewing habits. Hee-hee!!) Also, I couldn’t think that one Danielle Staub should look into these type of hair extensions. It could save her in future Lawyer Fees.
Another reason Ronnie had for his dogged insistence that Sammy had kicked Jennys’ ass, according to Radar, (I think it was) MTV edited out Ronnie not only grabbing onto Jenny, but scratching her HARD on the arm.
That restaurant clip was so pathetic. “Do I look nice?”/ “Am I bothering you yet?”/ “Do you still like me?/”Wanna do it later-maybe?”
Did anyone watch “The Soup”? They showed the clip of Sammi beaming about “beating” Jwoww being “Like, my greatest accomplishment EVER!!” Joels response: “Aren’t you forgetting about last week, when you learned how to read?”(insert picture of Sammi holding THE NOTE)
@skatt “That restaurant clip was so pathetic. “Do I look nice?”/ “Am I bothering you yet?”/ “Do you still like me?/”Wanna do it later-maybe?” LMAO!!!
@Skatt: You’re so naughty…:)
And yes..if Danielle had used Sammi’s extensions on her mannequin’s head, Sandy Cohen wouldnt’ve looked like such a flimsy wrist pansy during the ‘demonstration.’
BTW..that mannequin was stolen from Lauren Manzo’s cosmetology school bag.
@mari Roberson.. um, you’re Snooki is so good I’m sort of worried that you can get into her head that well. AH-MAHZING!
Sammi, Sammi, Sammi. There are no words for this girl. I loved how JWOWW even yelled “You’re gonna hold me so your girl can take shots?!’ (or something like that) I was actually disappointed that JWOWW kept her cool as well as she did. I wanted her to really hit Sammi. Unbelievable how Ronni the snake slithers off scott free and now this bimbo is on some adrenaline rush.. “do I look hot? I feel like I look hot” groooooaaannnn…
I really wish we could get some more PaulyD. He is so funny and I feel like he hasn’t gotten much episode. They are really putting the focus on R&S this season. I hate it. And Angelina does not even deserve a second chance on the show, IMO, let alone this much screen time.
@Jersey…yeah, I’m not sure what happened that I started channeling Snooki! Luckily, my hair didn’t go poofy and my skin didn’t turn orange!
Holy cockblock, Sitch! You’re stock just plummeted!!!
(watching the bonus ep and Situation credo must be, “Aint no fun is this homie can’t have none.”)
your = you’re… my favorite mistake. lol
Actually, Sweet_Dee, Santa Claus is based on a real person, St. Nicholas of Myra, who lived in the 4th century A.D. and was known for his generosity. He would leave presents for children and needy persons on their doorsteps. I’m actually surprised that Sitch apparently knew this. The only reason I know is because I read about it somewhere between the ages of 11 and 13. During that particular Christmas, a cousin of mine (who was so quiet that she was, occasionally, virtually silent) went shopping with me and my mom. It just so happened that THAT night was one of the nights that she was completely silent, and I forgot that she was in the backseat — until I said, “Hey, Mama, did you know that Santa Claus was a real person who died a long time ago?” and I heard a voice scream, “Santa Claus is DEAD??!!!??” I had to do some quick thinking to play that one off, folks.
And I’m with the rest of you — Ronnie and Sammi completely suck at life. HATE.
@mari well thank God for that! You should really do a regular piece The WWSS report (what would snooki say)
@JessiMae82 I think you’re giving the Situation way too much credit lol.
As for the whole fight, I was sooo angry that everyone held JWoww back and she couldn’t wipe the floor with Sammi and then she was acting so smug that I wanted to punch her in the face. At least I’m glad everyone saw the same thing I did. I remember Sammi on the aftershow saying she did well on her first fight, I wonder if she still feels the same after watching this episode. Hopefully she now knows that she was lucky the other roomies were there or she probably wouldn’t have any teeth. Hate the bitch.
Although the situation can be cocky at times, I have always thought of him as the most sincere…when it really mattered…type of guy. I felt so bad for him during season 1, as it seemed everyone hated him. He has always seemed like a cool guy in my eyes…
Keywords being: “based on”
St. Nicholas= Most likely real.
Santa Claus who rides a magical flying sleigh led by reindeer delivering gifts to children all over the world every Christmas–AND the dude Sitch was probably referring to= Fictional.
In the picture of Jwoww trying to fight Ronnie, you can see a camera guy in the background!
Camera? You mean I’m not dreaming this show?
MitchyPR: Before the season started, there was a clip floating around of Jenny and the boys at the gym, with her doing serious boxing type training. I think that’s why, after Sammi ever so stupidly threw that punch, you saw the guys panic and lunge so quick at both girls. Jenny could have easily knocked her out.
Angelina gets worse every episode, as if she’s making an concerted effort to be awful. How someone goes through life with what amounts to zero self awareness is beyond me. She’s the child that’s been told from day one that their shit doesn’t stink, nothing is their fault, and of course anyone who disagrees/challenges them is “just jealous”. Between her and Sammi, I would really love to meet the Mothers.
AND WHAT IS WITH THE SUNGLASSES ON- INSIDE THE HOUSE?? It’s a stupid, nitpicky thing, but it drives me up the wall, especially the large black frames that look like she took them off a legal blind person- which I wouldn’t put past her.
LMAO @ Skatt. I was thinking the same thing about the glasses. I assumed they just look a mess and are trying to hide their faces. @ Sarcas, Mike disappointed me last night too. Big time cock blocking/hater moves, but we’ll have to discuss further next recap. I still like him though
Pretty much agree with everyone who said J would have mopped the floor with Sammi if given the chance. Hope Sammi is watching and feeling like the biggest dumb ass right now. Loved how Jenni was like she’ll get the last laugh. Indeed.
I just get excited when I spot cameramen on reality shows
I thought it was freaking hilarious that Sammi thought she won the fight. Everyone was holding Jenni back, so she couldn’t hit Sammi. Had it been just the two of them Sammi would have been picking up teeth in addition to hair extensions and nails.
Sammi is the exact reason I would not tell a friend her boyfriend is cheating. Angelina was right on this point. They should have never said anything. Sammi is in love and it will take her to find out that Ronnie is a assbag. She still looks to be with him after looking at the white carpet last night. If actually seeing your man do something so disrespectful doesn’t make you leave then what is left to say.
I still love Situation
@classy – what you said!
Unfortunately for Snooki and JWoww, Sammi would’ve been angry with them no matter what they did, because she’d rather blame and alienate everyone else than risk losing Ronnie. She’s straight up dickmatized! Poor girls never really stood a chance…
Sweet_Dee: Sammi never wanted the truth, she wanted a boyfriend and one day she’ll want a husband. The truth is just white noise to her.
@skatt: the sunglasses inside drive me nuts too especially since they have to look over them to see. I always see the Situation doing that and I am like if you can’t see with them on then just take them off. I guess they are just feeling the MIA, that’s Miami, vibe or more likely the famewhore vibe.
skatt: Maybe she’d listen to it if it got a tan? Har, har. Okay, I stop now.
:/
“but she is just sparkling in the douchette spotlight this evening”…this is why i love reading tvgasm……
Ugh…How did I miss the bonus episode? I tell ya what, those 4 kids of mine are really cutting into my TV time! Thank God for going to work or I wouldn’t have time to read the recaps either
i hate to defend them but…reality shows install production lights in the house. it is abnormally bright, and with the combined hangovers, they wear sunglasses. you usually hear former Real World cast members talking about the lights.
and while i’m at it, i want to throw in what a dumbass Sammi is.
don’t know if ya’ll know about this website but in case there’s anybody who thinks that Sammi doesn’t suck donkey balls http://www.jerseyshoredailies.com has a few clips of all of them and Sammi sucks lol. I really hope she gets her ass kicked either now or season 3.
I’ll kick it MitchyPR – I didn’t like her before, but now I kind of hate her! LOL.
BTW – I got a total kick out of J-Woww’s Pocohantas getup, LOL. I want to do a fashion retrospective on the Jersey Shore cast like they did on that “Third and Delaware” site for the cast of “Roseanne”.
Can someone explain to me why they have to pet themselves all day? How do they have any weave left on their heads when they are stroking it constantly?
Moli: Ah, the constant self grooming. And again, Angelina is the worst offender. Notice she does it almost every time she sits, changes positions, or is in a stressful situation. Example: “I hate you (insert name)!!! Cue hair grooming- and the hair is always pulled obsessively to one side.
Ugh, PCheez&Sarc: If only for a short time, I/we have a little Mini-Teresa for replacement on Thursday nights. How is Chemgal not on this trashwagon??
“Moli: Ah, the constant self grooming. And again, Angelina is the worst offender. Notice she does it almost every time she sits, changes positions, or is in a stressful situation. Example: “I hate you (insert name)!!! Cue hair grooming- and the hair is always pulled obsessively to one side.”
I think they’re just trying to ensure that the crabs aren’t migrating north @skatt.
@PCheez
Thanks for the heads up on the “Third and Delaware” site. “Roseanne” is my all-time favorite!. And, yes, I agree on the “Jersey Shore” site, but would love, love, love to see one for RHNJ!
@Jersey…I couldn’t believe that JWow didn’t take her down. I’ll bet if she had walked outside and heard Sammi bragging about whippin her azz, she’d at least thrown her into the hot tub.
I actually went back and re-watched the throw-down after Sammi gave her version of events, because I knew that wasn’t what I had seen at all. And, yep, after reading the comments on here, I realized the only ones who saw Sammi take JWow down were Sammi and her delusional self Even Ronnie knew better, despite what he told Sammi.