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Monday, January 31, 2011
2:46 pm
56 Comments
Tagged: funny, grenade horn, Honey Gangsta, jersey shore, jwoww, new knob, Not-Ronnie, pauly d, punched in the face, Rammi, recap, Ryder, snooki, stripper pole, stupid, tossed salad
Poor Jwoww! We catch up with her and Snooki discovering all the douchebag stuff Tom did to her for breaking up with him, like stealing her hard drive and her money. And her bed.
What’s for dinner?
Snooki wants to find Tom and “chop his nuts off.” As always, let’s thank Snooki for being the voice of reason. Jwoww is super hurt and decides that her only home now is in Seaside Heights in her little bed next to the bathroom.
Speaking of Seaside Heights, Ryder is arriving for a visit in her denim booty shorts and tank top. I mean, why get dressed just to whore it up on the boardwalk? Vinny lets her in and it’s kind of awkward since these two shared a night of indiscretion as we learned via a tantrum Snooki had in the hot tub at Vinny. Vinny says he has strict instructions from Snooki not to have sex with Ryder again so he’s not sure what to do.
“So Ryder, do you know how to make spaghetti?”
That’s quite pathetic. There’s a girl around and Vinny can’t have sex with her and she’s not here to cut his meat so he doesn’t know what to do with her now. What could she possibly be good for? Snooki isn’t back yet so Deena offers to hang out with Ryder, especially since it was just her birthday a couple of days ago.
“I’m this many.”
Back in Long Island, Snooki and Jwoww go to a hardware store to change the locks on the house – or get Jwoww a new knob, as Snooki puts it – since Tom has keys and Tom has just shown himself to be a kleptomaniac. Unfortunately, neither of them has any idea how to install new doorknobs, so they struggle with it for quite some time. Snooki finally asks if Jwoww doesn’t know some juiceheads around here who might know how to do this. Jwoww acts like that’s a total epiphany. She gasps and goes, “Do you want to call someone?” A new knob could be closer than you think, girls!
“I just locked us IN.”
Ryder, meanwhile, is slightly annoyed that Snooki has not returned, but Deena puts on her “blast in a glass” hat and offers to do happy hour and a bar crawl with Ryder. I’m kind of surprised that these two haven’t met each other before, both being party friends of Snooki and all. So they hit the boardwalk and become fast friends over shots, pool, and boardwalk rides.
Watch out, Deena. Snooki doesn’t like it if you bang her best friend.
Snooki and Jwoww finally get new locks on the doors, pile the dogs into the car and head back to Seaside, where Pauly D and Vinny are offering Ryder their bedroom if she needs somewhere to sleep. Back off boys. No more pissing Snooki off by boinking her friends, if you don’t mind. When the dogs arrive, Pauly D names the poofy one Snooki and the little skinny one Ryder. Hmm, I don’t know how flattered I’d be. But whatevs, it’s time to hit Karma! Jwoww is excited to see Roger for the first time in a few days, and Sammi is excited to pick a fight with Ronnie for having verbal contact with another human being. Please, no.
“Is Ronnie breathing over there? He’s gonna get it!”
Ronnie promises that it’s the girlfriend of one of their friends and he even offers to bring her over to show Sammi her c-section. She’s going to show Sammi her c-section? THIS I’ve gotta see. I think he means her scar, but he may not, so bring it.
“Just tell me right now if there’s going to be major surgery in this club, Ronnie!”
Vinny has discovered a fellow Sicilian who travels with her own entourage of bodyguard relatives, just like Apollonia from The Godfather. Unfortunately Vinny is not in this to find himself a wife, so these fellas mostly serve as a giant cockblock.
“I just wanna bang their cousin, is that so wrong?”
But he manages to convince this girl, Gina, to come back to the house by herself. This can’t bode well. I mean, at the club her guardians were all up Gina’s ass every few seconds making sure she was okay. Upstairs in the Depression Chamber (Rammi’s room) Sammi is wasted and slurring accusations at Ronnie of touching other girls and hating her. Ronnie dares her to pack her crap and get out, but instead she goes downstairs to snag herself a piece of pizza. Mmmm, pizza.
“There’s too much Xenadrine in his system. He needs food.”
And while she does that Ronnie goes to the closet, takes every item of clothing Sammi owns, and throws it into the middle of the room. Nice to meet you, Mommie Dearest. No wire hangers! Sammi comes back in with a peace offering in the form of pizza, and Ronnie seriously tells us that he is mad it’s not a protein shake. He tells Sammi he’s on a different level now and she needs to pack her crap and get out. Sitch waltzes through right now and tells Sammi she’s been kicked out of her own room. Sammi starts to bawl while Ronnie tells her her tears mean nothing and she owes him an apology.
Sitch has managed to get a girl back to the house and he’s trying to get her to change into his sweat pants, but her friend is there and is apparently a grenade. So Vinny does something extremely classy and mature and gets out his “grenade horn,” which is to alert Seaside to the fact that there is a grenade at their house.
Or that someone needs a cough drop.
This isn’t very clever or entertaining boys. Keep trying. UPDATE: I just saw that you can now purchase the grenade horn at the MTV shop. Please don’t.
All of a sudden this herd of huge guidos comes marching up the stairs to the patio looking for Gina. I knew it! Vinny is completely put out and compares this to Romeo and Juliet, which it isn’t… at all. Until Pauly D gets up in Gina’s uncle’s face saying “Do you bite your thumb at us sir?” Yeah right. Vinny says that as beautiful as Gina is, knowing she has this entourage doesn’t make him want to call her again. That just means their system is working because only guys who are seriously interested in more than just banging Gina are going to work through the entourage. Vinny has been weeded out! A plague on both your houses!
Ronnie’s lying on the couch in the living room sobbing like a little girl. I do so hate this storyline. But Jwoww goes to him and tells him that she’s here for him and she went through the same thing with Tom, Ron deserves better, yadda, yadda, yadda. The whole time she keeps looking over her shoulder like Sammi’s going to be standing there with a chainsaw.
“I can’t get blood on my ostrich top.”
A little later Ronnie and Jwoww are talking on the patio and Sammi comes out on the balcony above them demanding to know what Ronnie is doing.
“Don’t you make me come down there, Ron-ald!”
She starts yelling, “Are you friends with her? Are you? Let me know now, are you? Are you?” And Ronnie sits with his head down.
“Not telling.”
During this tirade, the rest of the roommies come out with a cake and lit candles to sing Happy Birthday to Ryder. Sammi bolts down the stairs and out to the patio, still screaming – now in Ronnie’s face – “Are you friends with her? ARE YOU?” He finally gives a little nod and she reaches back and punches him right in the mouth. He reacts like he barely notices, but still. Violence is never the answer, people. Happy Birthday, Ryder!
And here’s one to grow on!
Sammi runs to the phone and calls her mom to come and pick her up. Right now. Sitch starts announcing that there has to be a family meeting. Vinny and Pauly D rush to Sammi’s side to try and convince her to stay… why? Sammi says that this is God telling her to leave and Vinny says no, it’s your ego. Never thought I’d say this, but good call, Vinny. But God or ego, please let her leave. Snooki and Ryder join the Stay Sammi party and Sammi just keeps flipping out. She finally storms out of the room – hopefully to go home.
“Sammi, please stay. I want to get punched again too.”
In totally other news, Jwoww has decided that she’s waited long enough and tonight is the night with Roger. Her dogs get to watch.
It looks like everyone stays up all night talking because at 6:30 in the morning no one has gone to bed and Sammi comes outside and tells Ronnie she’s truly sorry for punching him in the face. She goes on to say that she’s extremely hurt that he would be friends with Jwoww and she wants him to know how she feels before she leaves. She goes, “This is my final goodbye to you, so you can say whatever you want.” Ronnie gets up and walks away. Ha! Sammi’s like, “Really? Okay.” BUH-BYE Sammi! Ugh Ronnie’s still bawling like a bitch. Sammi gets him to come inside and they hug it out. Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Sammi keeps talking to the camera like she’s having a revelation about how stupid she’s being. She says that she’s destroying herself and it isn’t worth it. She wants to take it day by day and work on all of her relationships in the house. Great, so we’re back to square one. Again. Sammi’s staying. Ryder’s leaving, though.
Over family dinner Sammi thanks everyone for being nice to her and letting her stay. She even offers to help with the dishes, so something’s definitely up. And that night Jwoww and Roger are going out, and so are Deena and Not-Ronnie. Huh? I thought the jig was up about his girlfriend, Not-Sam. Well, whatever, it’s a double date on the boardwalk. And Snooki and Vinny go on a little platonic outing to buy – what else? – a stripper pole.
Because books are just so 2008.
The next day the guys head to the barber shop for some bonding time. While getting their heads shaved into various ridiculous shapes, the guys ask the barber about Not-Ronnie, who also comes here for haircuts. Well, the barber has some juicy gossip to share and that is that Not-Ronnie announced to the barber that Deena tossed his salad, like willingly. The guys all totally believe this, of course, and giggle about it incessantly. Why are guys so gross? I mean, what girl would seriously do that – to a guy she just met especially? COME ON. I even give these Jersey Shore girls more credit than that. Remember that episode of Sex and the City? Even Samantha said she would never do that, and Samantha will do everything. But the guys think it’s funny, so they’re going to go ahead and spread this one around. All the roommies meet up at the gym and Sitch can’t keep his mouth shut for two seconds before sing-songing to Deena that he heard a story about her. She wants to know what he heard because she hasn’t done much here at the shore, except hook up with that guy, Not-Ronnie. Sitch keeps saying stuff like, “If you like to do that, good for you,” (cause who wouldn’t LIKE to do that?) and Deena is confused and wants specifics. Sitch finally tells her and Deena is immediately horrified and adamant that she would never do that. She’s pretty offended and walks away. Pauly D confirms the story and Deena tells him it’s not true. Then she goes to Jwoww for sympathy, but Jwoww just cracks up.
Thanks for being there, Jwoww.
Deena’s like, “It’s not funny cause it’s not true!” Deena swears she’s going to rip Not-Ronnie a new one, and that just opens up an entire can of jokes about what she’s been accused of doing. Poor Deena. I believe you.
“I don’t even LIKE salad you jerk-offs!”
Well, guess who’s at Karma with our guidos tonight? It’s Not-Ronnie! Deena marches up to him and tells him she’s being tormented because of what he said. Not-Ronnie doesn’t know what he supposedly said, so Deena screams it out to everyone at Karma. Good thinking, Deena. Not-Ronnie’s like, “I never said that!” Of course. Well, I guess we’ll never know who started that story, but I still pretty much believe Deena. But I’m definitely open to discussion.
Jwoww is in a very generous mood and offers to buy Ronnie and Sammi drinks and Sammi gets up and comes with her. At the bar Sammi tells Jwoww she knows she has no business saying anything, but she realizes Jwoww was just looking out for her.
Like there was just one.
What is this? Burying the hatchet of THE NOTE? Awwwwwwww. The mortal enemies are making up and becoming friends! So I guess Sammi isn’t going anywhere after all. What a buzzkill.
Next week Ronnie won’t be getting his salad tossed. But it looks like he may have “fallen” on some sort of oblong object, necessitating a visit to the proctologist. Of course Sammi comes along with binoculars.
So what do you think? Is Deena guilty? Other thoughts?
Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta
56 Comments
i had to get a new doorknob 2 weeks ago…it didnt’ take that long and it wasn’t that hard to install it but i did do the part were i closed the door with the doorknob off…my mom had to come rescue me.
I have to admit, I kind of love Deena now. Taking Ryder under her wing just like that in Snooki’s absence? She would be the best homegirl EVER, although Snooks and Jwoww are up there as well. Sammi? No chance. I wish they’d ignored her meebling the way they ignored Angelina in the first season.
“I’m done with the mean bone in my body.” Doesn’t she say that every time she breaks up with Ronnie?
is this a new season or the same show over and over. it is a show case of being dumb. just when i think the cast could not top the disregard for other people they do, vinnie blowing the horn for someone they think is unatractive. he has lost his mind without the show he is still a virgin.
honey gansta you are great you keep doing great recaps of this crap, you make crap shine amazing
Yeah, I love Deena now too. She’s always down to party and have a good time and I in no way think she did THAT to Not-Ronnie! That’s too disgusting for words!
During the episode, I was screaming the following at my computer: WHY?!!! WHY ARE YOU CONVINCING HER TO STAY! OH THE HUMANITY!!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP AND LET HER GO!
And they completely ignored me.
@ Jeanine…. What is the upside of Not-Ronnie lying to the guys about Deena giving him a rim job? I know that guys lie about having sex with certain girls, but I don’t think that a guy would lie about that particular sex act. Deena seemed more mortified that Not-Ronnie outed her to everyone (which is reasonable); it didn’t seem to me that she didn’t DO it, she just didn’t want the other guys to know WHAT she did.
You always know it’s a good episode when it ends with a PSA.
I don’t know, I could be wrong, but the barber was kind of making it sound like he was saying it to be cool or something. The barber also said that he asked for the same haircut as Ronnie, so I don’t know. It just seemed like Deena was truly surprised to hear that b/c she it wasn’t true. But I can’t say for certain b/c I obviously wasn’t there so she could have just been embarassed.
Deena does strike me as one of those unattractive girls who will do anything in bed, in hopes of impressing a man to look beyond her physical flaws (while Snooki strikes me as the midly attractive girl who does absolutely nothing impressive in bed, besides letting you sleep with her before learning your last name. other than that, she just lays there and grips his shoulder blades), anyway..I’m on the fence with Deena. I’m sure he has done it before..I’m sure she’s done it all. But once the Sitch said it with a judgemental tone, she knew it wasn’t cool to brag about and then she became embarrassed.
Who knows if she tossed his salad..but I’m sure she’s tossed someone’s salad in the past. I can totally see her beak of a nose massaging some juicehead’s taint.
@ sarcasatire & ur take on Deena – I say Hey wait a sec – I resemble that comment! LMAO but seriously I think u are dead on about both deena & snookie – Good insight
Snooki strikes me as an unattractive girl with unattractive qualities who would mercifully pass out long before you tainted your genitals with hers. And then she’d pee in your bed.
In the morning, you’d have to call the cops to come and get her out of your bathroom, where she’d been crying hysterically and threatening to overdose on expired cold medication since before dawn.
NWMTV: Don’t threaten me with a good time! That makes me think of the sex scene in Observe and Report between Anna Faris and Seth Rogen. Anyone seen it? I’m sure Snooki has been in that situation once or twice… lol (then cry)
@Rebecca: LMAO! Please…no butt sucking without a commitment of monogamy. Or at least wait until after your 2nd date at Red Lobster where he insists you don’t go Dutch because he has a 2 for 1 coupon.
If anyone deserves a rim job, it’s a perfect gentleman.
Didn’t Deena admit that when she’s drunk she does all kinds of things, or something like that? Besides which, you just know that finding this out about her made her go UP in the other guys’ estimation. First of all because of their tenuous grasp on their own sexuality. Second because few guys can resist the mystique of a sexual adventuress.
I’m guessing the producers finally showed Sammi the previous season and what an idiot she looked like. Then they pointed at the contract to the part where they own her ass and she can’t leave until they say so. They provided her with a couple of possible storylines to follow, she chose the one where she becomes friends with the others again, rather than the Angelina option.
Kind of a shame that Ryder couldn’t stick around though.
I thought the grenade horn was CLASSIC. Especially since the “grenade” had no idea why he was sounding off.
I don’t think Deena tossed the guys salad, sucked him off, yes, tossed his salad…probably not.
I agree with Jeanine that the barber probably exaggerated things a bit when telling the story because the guys thought it was so funny.
“No no I said ‘Blast in a Glass’…not I’m gonna lick your ass!”
just on the subject of snooki, i know some girls (mostly girls who are still in high school, but some girls obviously never grow out of it) think the guys will just think they’re SO COOL if they burp as loudly as they can and talk about peeing and pooping. but seriously, it’s freakin’ disgusting. listen, everyone knows we all do that stuff, but have some respect for yourself to not be completely rude and obnoxious about it. it’s not cute.
and as a lifelong long islander, i just have to the this for hometown pride sake: you can’t be in long island. it’s on long island.
@sarcasatire – LMFAO – OMG I just read your no butt sucking comment here at work this morning -spewed my drink all over my keyboard!
“Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin’, Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs…..” Frasier made her do it.
Well, today I learned that tossing one’s salad means to lick one’s asshole. Thank you, Jersey Shore!
Seriously, I didn’t know that. I’d heard it, just never knew what it meant. Next lesson: what exactly is a Dirty Sanchez?
You know the scene where Snooki and DJ-Wow are trying to put the knob on the door? I have a feeling we’ll see a lot of THAT in their spin-off show.
I imagine there are a few people in the world capable of licking their own asshole. I hope never to meet any of them.
I’m pretty sure tossing a sald means licking SOMEONE ELSE’S asshole?
Just playin’ witcha!
I confess when Sammi was up on the balcony, I wished she fell…not to cause major damage, just enough of an incapacitation to go home. Alas, not only did it not happen but she STAYED! Maybe the real Ronnie should spread a rumor that she tosses his salad…its a thought ok? lol
Comedian Kevin Hart does a stand up bit about salad tossing that is hilarious. He says only on your birthday!!! lol. Hilarious recap Honey G. Did Pauly D really ask – do you bite your thumb at me sir? Cause the last thing I would expect is for these kids to know any lines from Shakespeare.
Nothing wrong with a little tongue in MY ass. However my tongue in someone else’s ass? Not happening……EVER. Not on your birthday, not on Christmas, not even when you get that extra big tax refund.
I am sure D did it she was just lost or something. She is drunk most of the time does not have much to offer so she went down started licking like salt off a glass and went to town. Not her fault if she is drunk.I have learned that much from the recaps
Honey! You kickin’ ass here! I am loving it, and I just now got caught up on these… I must say, I can do with more Ronnie-clones on this show any day… but multiple Vinnies, Paulies and Sitchies? No, thank you.
As for the whole rimming-is-gross thing (“tossing salad” seems like such a misnomer, because it denotes that there would be something up in there to actually MOVE AROUND, and there really shouldn’t be if all is going well) maybe it’s more of a gay thing, most of my friends (including myself — EEEEE!) are VERY familiar with the practice and enjoy it very much… Not to overshare, but when done correctly and expertly, I have witnessed very large burly men reduced to sighs, porno-like moans and delighted quivering.
(((awkward silence)))
So, yeah, great recap Honey!
love, J-Mo
Thanks, J-Mo. Although I feel your “primer” should have been followed by a shooting star rainbow and “The more you know…”
@baymenx… I grew up on Long Island myself and I thought the same thing… You’re never in LI, only ON it.
Either way, great recap Honey Gangster!
When Ronnie was throwing out Sam’s clothes during fight #56,905 and during his ” No Protein Shake” interview, his crazy Miami dancing eyes were back on full display. Sam and the rest of them were dead drunk, but Ron was bouncing off the ceiling.( Xenadrunk?)
Thanks J-Mo! Hooray for TVGasm!
Holy G, Sarcastire, never thought I’d have to defend Deana from being an ‘unattractive girl who’d do anything…’ jeesh. Who are you to call her unattractive? Beauty yourself? Nothing wrong with Deanna’s looks. I like her and think she’s a fun addition to the show. Why go by what a gossipy barber says? And why say she’s so ready to do disgusting stuff based on how she looks? As opposed to say, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, etc. Not that they’ve ever done anything disgusting. Hate this ‘lookism’ crap. OK….I’m getting back off the soapbox.
drkerri: Perhaps you and I didn’t watch the same show. Are you, by chance, referring to the Deena who got butt naked on the first day? The same Deena who has repeatedly made sexual advances to the Sitch? (Not trying to wow him with her personality, is she?) The same Deena who took Dean(not-Ronnie) to bed the same night they met? And who was so ready to admit to doing a sexual act without even knowing which sex act the Sitch was referring to? All because she wants to sound cool and casually sexual. “Yea..I did it. (smug face) Wait, what? (confusion)I’m not sure I know what you mean.. OMG..I did not do that!”
Well, what was she admitting to at first? Why did she feel the need to brag about her sex to the Sitch if she didn’t think it would make him curious enough to sleep with her, too?
Either way.. there are unattractive women, or attractive women with low self worth, whichever you’d prefer to call it, these ladies try to get guys by being the cool chick “I’m happy to sleep with you no-strings-attached” or wanting to be the freakiest in bed in hopes the guy is so turned out, he forgets about sleeping around and only wants her. Whether you want to admit that Deana has exhibited this behavior (as has Snooki, re: Vinnie) or not doesn’t make it less true. I also like Deana..and love watching her on TV. But it isn’t lost on me that she is over the top in hopes of getting approval from the guys. Like when she went out with M.V.P. and immediately became a “barsexual.” It’s all so transparent.
And, since you’ve asked, doctor..yes, I am a beauty. A cold, frigid beauty, sculpted from a glacier by my very own Pygmalion. Maybe one day, I shall become a real girl and this heart will melt and I will see the best in everyone, even reality stars who drop their panties and don cowboy hats. I mean, that is the meaning of human, isn’t it?
I happen to know first hand… Sarcasatire is beautiful!
I guess me and drkerri saw the same show. What Deena has DONE may be unattractive to some. To other’s ..bleh..no big deal. What is truly unatractive is listing other’s sexual exploits as if they are something to be ashamed of, after sharing dirty deeds about themselves with great aplomb.
TC,Robin
Uh-oh. Brace yourselves people, for another Clash of the Titans.
Aww, thanks Jeanine!
Itchy, no worries, we’ve all known Robinez to piggy back on the tail end of a conflict, any conflict, and it’s best not to dignify these things with a response.
Okay, but now we (that would be the “imperial we”) want to see what you look like.
Oh, the pressure! lol You mean, itchy, that just because I said Deena looks like Danny Devito mated with a box of Oglivie that I now have to put myself up for criticism? That’s what I get for opening my big fat mouth..
I had a pic up before..but I took it down after my inbox was flooded with marriage proposals. I’m just not the marrying type. Sorry gals.
I’m having a bit of fun..I hope no one takes me too seriously.
(@itchy..the photo is almost 3 years old. I’m much uglier now.)
Hey Guys!
Just had to chime in here since comment discussions are my FAVE! J-Mo, THANK YOU for presenting the tell-tale situation in its optimal light. Your description illustrates manners and consideration for one’s amorous cohorts, and I would never have expected less from the sweet likes of you. What scares me is that Not-Ronnie SUPPOSEDLY said something about being “clean” from sitting in the hot tub, so you can guess how much extra special care he took to ensure a hygienic experience for Deena. If this happened at all… allegedly.
Love you guys!
-HG
Oh no doubt it happened, and really, it’s not a big deal. Whatever two consenting adults do with each other is their own business. The real asshole (literally!) is the guy giving the dirt to a fucking barber. A barber. I can understand talking about this with a friend, but really, a barber? That’s pretty low.
I don’t need to piggyback on anybody. I can start shit just fine all by myself ..
Robin
LMAO @ Robin….don’t go all (insert state here) on anyone! LOL
@Robin and Sarcasatire: The sexual tension is killing us all.
@thiajok: Gross! Maybe I should take my pic back down then. I wouldn’t want to taunt anyone with my ‘sour’ grapes.
You girls slay me. And you boys, too–don’t want anyone to feel left out.
Given the context (tossing salads), I’m not sure any of us should be starting to shit…
lol @ itchy. The term ‘tossing salad’ was coined by Chris Rock in his stand up where he said it came from prison, where men would give each other rim jobs using syrup. Ewww.. I’ll never look at maple syrup the same way again. Or pancakes.
@sarcas — then shouldn’t it be called ‘flipping pancakes’? Or maybe ‘frenching the toast’? I’ve never got the tossed salad reference, and frankly it gives me unpleasant images of someone flossing chunks of romaine out of their teeth later…
Frenching the toast LOL!
“Frenching the toast” is my new favorite saying. I will use it in all circumstances. Even ones that don’t make sense.
Late to the party but…Tee Hee @frenching the toast
Hey, ima little late too, but here is my take. I think Deena did it and was embarassed when it was brought up to her. My reasoning is as follows, she broke it off with him even with him denying it. I think she is the kinda girl that would hold on to a guy, who shows any interest in her, till the better end (ahem, Sammi). She broke it off because she knew it was true and she had told no one which means, he had, deeming himself untrustworthy and that he totally mortified her.
But I like her anyway.
Can’t wait for the next recap, Sammi is smothering poor Ronnie, who is acting like the giant bloody asshole he is.
Love u Honey G
Oh, and is Dr. Phil working it in the confession room or something because all the deep insights and personal growth taking place. I know they are totally being fed lines by writers but it seems ass though there is some self help guru lurking in the corner…. Just a thought
How old is that chris rock special? Becausew Tupac had a son with K-Ci and Jojo about getting thir salads tossed from the late 90′s..and yes Pauly D did quote Shakespere. If u watched the When I Was 17 series featuring the cast u would see that they r pretty smart. Smart enough to dumb it down to be rich. MTv could offer me a show and I will pretend to be the biggest jackass on the planet. Haters never prosper! Love the recaps by the way!
Sorry about the typos. I can’t see what I’m typing