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Monday, February 28, 2011
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“Is my bronzer smeared?”
We come back to the shore house to find Snooki attempting to cuddle with Gianni, her latest one night smoosh. She asks if he’ll spoon her, but he doesn’t know what that means so Snooki decides he’s served his purpose and sends him on home. Later she proudly announces to Jwoww that she had sex and her vagina is killing her. Wow, she’s getting on my last nerve. But since she’s already over Gianni she gets on the phone to call her friend Nick, who is way hotter than Gianni anyway. Nick is the guy Roger brought over to the t-shirt store to cheer Snooki up a couple of episodes ago. Snooki asks Nick if he wants to hang out later. When he says to call her, she goes, “Are you going to answer??” Way to play it cool, Snooks. Guys love that desperate clingy tone.
“I’ll DIE if you don’t want me!”
Pauly D, Mike and Deena are slotted to aggravate Danny today, so they all arrive and quickly decide to go on break, which they decide is going to last an hour.
You know Danny gets more done when they’re gone anyway.
Meanwhile, Ronnie gets on the phone to his dad for some whining time. He needs advice on what to do when you abuse your girlfriend and she leaves like a selfish whore. He wants to come home to sulk, but his dad suggests instead that he’ll come visit Ronnie and give him a pep talk.
Back to not-working, Sitchy D is trying to win a super miniature motorcycle at a carnival game and after wasting a hundred dollars on the game, they just pay the carnies for the motorcycle and go back to work.
Ronnie’s dad, who is much skinnier than Ronnie, arrives and paces the boardwalk with Ronnie while Ronnie tells his sob story about Sammi going home.
“After everything I’ve done for her, dad. She runs out on me.”
He conveniently leaves out the part where he called her horrible names and destroyed all of her belongings. The point is, Ronnie wants to go home like Sammi did, but his dad tells him that even if he comes home, he’ll still be stuck in his own mind with the same problems. So true, Ronnie’s dad, so true. What he actually says is, “Wherever you go, there you are.” Sorry to break it to you Ronnie, but no matter where you run to, you’ll always be Ronnie and you’ll always suck and you’ll always have to live with that. And so his dad convinces him to stay and have fun with the guys, and deal with things on-camera at the shore house, but be sure to call if he ever needs anything. Basically, stay away from my house, boy!
“Your mother gets very upset when you come within city limits.”
The diligent worker bees come home from Danny’s shop and everyone takes turns riding the miniature motorcycle around on the patio. Pauly D describes Ronnie riding the little bike as a bear in a circus. Good imagery, Pauly D!
“Someone hurry, put Sammi’s glasses in my path!”
It’s time for Snooki to call Nick like they discussed, so she calls and what do you know? He doesn’t answer. Snooki is totes put out and leaves a really pissed off message. Come on, that doesn’t work! You have to be breezy, nonchalant and preoccupied with other things. THAT’S what gets guys’ attention. What’s up with the bratty pouting? But does she listen to me? No, she proceeds to call him like 20 times and leave tons of messages. Jwoww wonders if maybe Snooki inadvertently hooked up with one of Nick’s friends and that’s why he’s not answering. Well, let’s find out. Jwoww’s on the case. She calls Roger and finds out that Gianni is Jeff’s cousin. Remember Jeff? The guy that had been engaged in the past, so Snooki kicked him to the curb? Well he and Gianni are cousins, and Jeff is good friends with Nick, so Nick knows everything and I guess he’s not down with stirring his buddies’ vanilla. Snooki actually seems quite amused and a little proud by this explanation of why Nick is ignoring her. FML, she says.
“So who knows who the baby daddy is? At least they’re all friends!”
Sorry, but I’m fastforwarding through another clogged toilet escapade. Just can’t do it.
Snooki makes a sexual advance at Vinny in a joking-but-not-really sort of way and he tells her he can’t believe she smooshed Gianni. That little indiscretion is haunting her big time. She tells Deena it wasn’t even worth it. Then Vinny starts lecturing Snooki on how dumb it is for her to bang guys the night she meets them. Snooki is irritated because, of course, Vinny constantly bangs girls the night he meets them.
“Stop acting like a desperate slut.”
What a ridiculous hypocrite. Vinny tries to back pedal by saying he just didn’t like that particular fellow Gianni. Oh, yeah, the one who stopped you from sleeping with that girl you just met a few episodes ago? Figures.
Let’s hit Bamboo! Vinny and Snooki dance together and Snooki renews her hopes of making Vinny her boyfriend. Jwoww has run into a couple of gentlemen who are wearing shirts that say “Male Escort Service” on the back.
“No, an escort. You’d be surprised how many ladies just want someone to talk to.”
And wouldn’t you know it – they know Roger. I immediately jump to the conclusion that Roger is a prostitute. Then I wonder if that would even bother Jwoww. Then I realize I’m getting ahead of myself – Roger knows everyone! When one of the male hookers starts hitting on Jwoww, she tells him to text Roger and tell him that she misses him. She’s not going to make the same mistake Snooki made by hooking up with one of Roger’s friends. Good call. Wouldn’t want to mess things up with your personal prostitute. And that does it for Bamboo tonight!
At home Snooki jumps into Vinny’s bed to snuggle, but he kisses her forehead and tells her to go to her own bed. Snooki complains that when Vinny’s sober he wants nothing to do with her. That’s right – when he’s sober he wants nothing to do with her. Snooki, maybe you should say things in your head to see how they sound before you say them out loud. Vinny tells Pauly D he’s mainly concerned that Snooki had sex with someone last night and that’s gross.
“I only sleep with virgins.”
I wonder how many of the ho’s he bangs have slept with dirtbags the night before. These standards seem so arbitrary.
Oh geez, Ronnie is calling Sammi. And she’s talking to him!
“Who am I kidding? Let’s keep ruining each other’s lives!”
They ask each other how they’re doing and then Ronnie wants to know what is to become of them as a couple. Instead of just telling him to eff himself, Sammi’s like, “You put me through a lot… I always knew what I had and you didn’t.” Just the same old crap. Ronnie’s like, “I was wrong, you’re right…” I wonder how those words tasted coming out of his mouth. Sammi offers to be friends (huh?), which Ronnie passes on. Yeah, that wouldn’t be a good setup, either. These two are the worst friends in the history of humanity. He tells her to enjoy her family and he tells us that if she comes back he can’t be in the same house with her. Well, your dad won’t let you come home, so whatcha gonna do, Ronnie?
Later Snooki and Deena break marshmallows in half and stick them all over the house, laughing maniacally the whole time.
“It’s like we live in CandyLand!”
They decide to celebrate this triumph by going to Jenk’s, whatever that is. I’m guessing some sort of drinking establishment. They want to call a cab, but Mike has commandeered the duck phone. After whining at him enough, he hangs up and offers to call the cab for them. He calls, but tells the cab service that this is a big surprise and the cab is going to secretly take the girls to Times Square. I guess this is to get rid of them for a while… and to escalate the ongoing prank war. There’s trouble, though, when Vinny hears that the girls are going to Jenk’s and he wants to go with them. Mike has to pull him aside and convince him that this is actually a prank.
“Woohoo! We’re going to Jenk’s! Here’s a marshmallow!”
The girls hop in the cab when it arrives and start flirting with the grandpa-aged driver. They’re only mildly confused when the driver sails past the exit they’re supposed to take. He tells them that due to traffic they have to go “the back way,” so the girls are just like, “okay, cool.” And go back to their flirting and general annoying.
“Easiest $200 I ever made.”
At home the guys decide they’re going to go have dinner and a place called Rivoli’s. Everyone gets ready to leave except for Mike, who sits yapping on the phone. When he finally hangs up he tells the guys he needs five minutes to get ready. But he gets upstairs and starts shaving and going through his extensive grooming process.
“What’s the hurry?”
Every so often he calls out an ETA: five minutes, three minutes, but he never emerges. The guys have finally had it and leave him there. Awesome. He’s such a jerk, sitting on the phone for hours, wanting to come out with the guys but refusing to get ready, then taking forever to get ready while they all wait by the door. I would have left him a long time ago.
As they drive to Rivoli’s the guys discuss what a jackass Mike is, like how he tried to hook up with Pauly D’s ex. Uh, yes! He sucks! He’s sucked all along, but he manages to be charming just often enough to make these retards forget. Mike’s still at home putting on all of his jewelry and by the time he finally comes downstairs the guys are long gone. He doesn’t take this well at all. He sulks and gets Jwoww to drive him to get take out. The funniest moment of the episode happens as these two are driving home from where they got food. Jwoww is driving with her two dogs on her lap and Mike gets irritated with the car in front of them, so he reaches over to honk the horn. As he does this the little Pomeranian with the pink bow in her hair freaks out and bites his hand. Exactly, little dog! Do you know how many people have been longing to do just such a thing? Well done!
Please draw blood. And maybe have rabies?
Mike comes home, spreads his food out at the table, and carries on a conversation like everyone else is there with him. Is this supposed to teach them a lesson or something? Cause they’re all over at Rivoli’s gorging themselves on mountains of Italian food. Mike SUCKS. Have I mentioned that yet? He’s the most annoying idiot ever.
Oh here’s Sammi at her family’s house, getting ready to come back to the shore house. Like for good. Her mom and sister sit her down and tell her to be careful because there is no doubt that Ronnie will try to win her back. Her sister says that if Ronnie isn’t nice to Sam, she’ll come down there and “have a talk with him.” Are they kidding? Have a talk with him? The guy who destroyed all of her things? Yeah, let’s have a talk with him. That’ll fix everything. Who ARE these morons? And look what is ominously decorating the house.
She may not have glasses or clothes, but she has tri-colored roses.
Of course Sammi kept these and proudly displayed them as proof that Ronnie is sorry. I don’t believe any of her speech about learning so much during this time to herself. Puh-lease.
Meanwhile, Snooki and Deena finally realize that they’ve been sent to Manhattan. This happens, of course, when Manhattan comes into view. Excellent detective skills, ladies. They’re super pissed off now and demand that the driver turn around and take them home. But not before stopping off at a liquor store to make the ride home a little more interesting. They declare that they are done with Mike. You and everyone else. Speaking of which, the guys are coming home from Rivoli’s. Mike says they’re acting a little cowardly, hanging their heads and avoiding eye contact. He says that is how the troops act without their General. I have no idea what kind of fantasy is playing out in his head. I mean, he was just blatantly ditched and he narrates it to us like they guys are super ashamed of it. What a loser.
Vinny belches to the camera and tells us what a gluttonous piece of crap he is. Yes, I’ll agree with that, Vinny. Ronnie asks Jwoww if Mike is pissed, which, yes he is. Pauly D tries to offer him some of the leftovers they’ve brought home, but Mike waves him off and tries to guilt him about the troops ditching the General.
“I don’t want any of the pathetic food yous guys got widout me.”
Pauly D tells us that ditching Mike has shown him to take them seriously. When they say they’re leaving, they’re leaving. I’m with you Pauly D, but I don’t think Mike is. He’s over there talking about how embarrassed the guys are for being mean to him.
Drunk Snooki and Deena conclude that Vinny will now have to sleep with Snooki to win her back after lying about the cab. They come running into the house screaming about how much fun they had in the city. Yeah right, if only. This was their chance to party in New York and all they did was buy some alcohol at a liquor store. What losers. At least they tell Mike where to go. He kind of wimps out, and apologizes, telling them that he thought they’d be able to turn around at the turnpike. Snooki also tells Vinny she’s pissed at him for not telling her what was going on and he just says it wasn’t his idea and he wasn’t getting involved.
“Oh. Wanna have sex then?”
Now Pauly D comes in and with a mock-serious tone says, “I just heard… that you guys are mad at me… but I didn’t do anything.” He even says the last part while waving his head around like a girl. It’s freaking awesome. He goes on, “So I’m mad at YOU for being mad at ME for no reason! So try and talk to me. I’m mad! Pissed!” Then he pretends to storm out, but quickly comes back to ask them when they figured out they weren’t going to Jenk’s. Ha ha ha! Well played, Pauly D. You are my favorite guy.
Hee.
As everyone decides which club they’re going to tonight, Sammi quietly walks in the front door. Pauly D goes, “Hi Sam!” and Ronnies face immediately drops in horror.
“So much for my bonding time with the guys. I’m calling my dad!”
Sammi says she feels much better and Ronnie goes outside without saying anything. That’s right, leave with your tail between your legs!
Next week! Ronnie launches his get-Sammi-back campaign, and Snooki gets desperate about Vinny. Ha! Pathetic all around. See you then!
Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta
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Ugh, Sammi is such an immature idiot, imo she just came back to make his life miserable because he said he couldn’t be friends with her. I am in no way saying that Ron is a nice guy or that what he did to her was right, even though she is the most annoying girlfriend I’ve ever seen on a reality show, but he was just starting to have a good time again and she walks in like a big ball of suck and brings him down again. They both need to just be single and she needs to go back home and stay there. As for Snooki, she’s been really pathetic and annoying this season, she looks disgusting and I pretty much can’t stand her. Oh and when it comes to the guys ditching Mike, you know Ronnie wanted to ditch him because he doesn’t like the guy.
I <3 Pauly D!! And Snooki n Deena are idiots..smh..Mike reminds me of a 15 yeard old girl. And I love how Jenni plays both sides all the time. Lol. Great recap
@MitchyPR: Why should Sammi be the one to stay home? Those guys are getting paid like $30,000 an episode..I’d be damned if I let someone mess with my paycheck, abuser ex-boyfriend or not. I’d suck it up, try my best to ignore him, and git dat money hunny! *snaps*
In Deena’s defense, being from Jersey, she was the first to smell a rat. She did notice right away and she kept asking the driver why they were in ‘such and such’ town or exit. But even though the girls were freaking out and laughing, they were enjoying themselves. My guess as to why they didn’t party in NYC was that the camera crew didn’t have the proper permits to film at any locations. So, they just headed back. But I think Snooki overreacted to Mike about it. Like she was so traumatized. She still got to drink, which is always her end goal, so not like her day was wasted, amirite? It also guaranteed her plenty of camera time this episode for not doing much more than screeching in the backseat, so maybe she should be thanking him.
Oh..and supposedly she is dating Jionni now..so I guess he learned how to spoon. Him being Jeff’s cousin, and Jeff proposing to Snooki on the cover of a low rent magazine, has got to make for some awkward family dinners.
Seems like Snooki likes the guys that don’t like her back and eventually finds herself in the arms of the one who patiently waits long enough. I wonder how many guys we’ll see pass through between Jionni’s first hookup and when she finally decides to date him? I’m sure there will plenty of Vinny-why-don’t-you-love-mes some more Nick stalking and who knows how many else.
totally agree with you…why should Sammi let Ronnie mess up her income. If he’s the one that can’t handle it then he should go home. That’s what they were talking about when they said don’t mess up your life for me…the paychecks they’re all living off of right now and you can bet I’d get mine and he’d just have to live with it or leave. Why do you think his dad wanted him to stay so bad?
I am really sick of all the clogged up toilet scenes, it’s gross!!
Snooki totally over reacted to Mike’s prank….jeez, get over it and quit being a big orange baby already.
It’s clear from his dad’s middle-aged earrings, frighteningly dark fake-bake glow and perv stache that Ronnie’s an apple that didn’t fall far from the douche tree.
And as much as every fiber in my being wants to love the scene where JWoww’s dog bit Mike because, well, like you said, we all want to do it, I just can’t back people up who laugh when their dogs bite, no matter the circumstance. I really, really hate it. And I’m a dog lover; owners just need to be responsible. Of course, much as I love her, you can tell she isn’t by looking at her.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who got the distant impression that Ronnie’s Dad didn’t want him to come home. Maybe he’s hoping with that $30K an episode pay check and he can finally move out!
Mike is a dick and the Meatball show is getting old. Thank god for Pauly D or I would have stopped watching long ago.
Say what you want about Mike, but the taxicab prank was the only one in the whole stupid “prank war” that actually made me laugh. And I would have laughed in their faces about it no matter how mad they claimed to be.
I cannot stand the rammi drama any more. We have been fast forwarding the DVr on them this whole time. Lameasses. And I used to love snooki but that girl is seriously a slut. My bf doubts that she even cleans the old (very) love canal between dirty drunken trysts. I hate calling girls sluts but damn girl, that was three guys in a week or so….and that’s just dirty. Love pauly, but that’s it. I cannot believe they are going to subject Italy to these idiots. Hopefully they get laughed out of Europe.
Snookie is the kind of gal that would poke a hole in a condom in hopes of getting pregger’s. Except she is so dumb, she would try it AFTER the condom has been put on. Might be why guy’s never go out with her a second time.
TC, Robin
Great recap as always. I think the prank was set up by the show staff mike could never think of that. The show has been on three years and f]he has an orginal thought not buying it.
I hope ron and sammi can work it out.If they can’t stay together and get married what hope is there for the rest of us.Ron that women has some nerve to leave him like that when he did nothing wrong.He should make her say she is sorry before he gets back with her.
The guys have some nerve leaving mike and not waiting till he is ready .He is there leader and an author plus pay the senior cast member his due. the nerve of those guys. do people like this really out in public with the Ed Hardy f up hair and cheap looking chains and watches.They look funny and vinnie being grossed out by the orange one .What the F the women he brings home went home with a different dude the night before. I don’t think they would get any play without the cameras.
@JudgyWudgy, I am also a animal lover and cannot stand it when some dog owner’s think it is cool to have a biter. As a matter of fact, and funny enough considering your screen name, I saw a judge show recently and, the owner of a dog didn’t think she was responsable for the vet bills after her dog bit another dog because, get this, she told the little girl who’s dog was bitten not to walk the dog by her house! Yup, apparently she had informed the little girl Twice! not to walk her dog on the sidewalk by the biter’s house. This bitch thought that other people should not use a public sidewalk because it may bother her dog. And if they were forwarned, then it was their problem. Not only is she a stupid ass, she is putting her own animal in danger of being euthanised.
On the other hand, I have a dog that has broken a windshield on my car when she tried to go after someone she didn’t know when they came up to me in at a gas station. If you came to my house and I let you in, she would “sit pretty” for you, and be happy to see you. She has her very own cat and she has friend’s that she play’s with.
She has never bit anyone. But, if you try to come near my vehichle when she is with me, you won’t get very far. This is why I wasn’t too surprised that the pom bit Mike. She was just protecting. Maybe she knew too that you never grab the steering wheel when another person is driving..
TC, Robin
That’s the first we’ve seen that the dog bit anyone and Mike’s behavior could have been seen as aggressive toward Jenni, so likely the dog was just responding how dogs instinctively respond to threats.
We had a Shepherd/Husky mix and people would always beg to pet him because he looked like a wolf. My father adamantly asked people to crouch and pet him under the chin because you can only discipline out so many instincts, and bending over a dog or putting a hand in or around its face is a very aggressive move. But someone didn’t listen, bent over the dog to pet him on the back and got nipped.
I’m so happy to see I’m not the only one that was truly tickled to watch Pauly D do the fake mad thing after the orange meatballs got home. I friggin’ love Pauly D, yo! I used to love Vinny, but he’s turning into a little douchenozzle, too. At least I still have Jenny. I hate to say it, but I really like that girl. She doesn’t sleep around like the others and she’s actually an attractive girl (or is it just the fact that she’s surrounded by trolls?). And she totally gets what’s going on at all times – she just plays the shit out of it. I love it! (Oh yeah, and she’s manhandled Sammi a couple of times.)
Mike really needs to go snort some coke out of his crucifix and jump into traffic. That dude is nearly 30 and acts like a middle school girl. Even Pauly’s sick of his crap. That’s sad, because that dude is forgiving as hell.
As much as I love my JS, I’m so worried that next season in Italy is going to suck major balls. I mean, can you imagine what the hell that is going to do to the image of Americans over there? As if it couldn’t get any worse, Mtv decides to sends the worst representation possible.
Thanks, Mtv…thanks a lot.
Did I fail to say anything about Rammie? Ooops…I forgot. I’m so over it. They’re both idiots. As a person who depends on her glasses, it’s pretty damn lame to break someone’s glasses – no matter what they’ve done. But, seriously? It’s either that or I’d have to throw that bitch off the balcony. She’s so whiny and annoying and demanding – “Raaaaaaahhhnieeeee, stttaaaaaaahhhhpppp!!!” Ronnie’s a total douche canoe, but I can understand where he’s coming from with Sammi.
BTW, I hate when people think it’s clever that their dogs bite or that someone should have not scared the dog or wtf ever, BUUUUUT it WAS Mike, sooooo… He’s damn lucky he never met my Rottie. That dog wasn’t a biter, but I’d be willing to bet he’d jump that tool immediately. He knew when someone was bad news. He would have hated Sitch.
In Snooki’s defense, while she has been carrying herself like a drunken trashbox lately, I don’t think she had sex with all three guys. When Jeff stayed the night, she had her period, and Nick probably wasn’t that interested (which is why he never called), and when Jionni came over, she said it was the first time she’d had sex in 4 months. My guess is her last time was with Emilio (?) with whom she broke up with in Miami. I think she is coming off a tad desperate like the first season, except her little bit of fame means she can at least get some guys to come home with her. But she’s so messy and sloppily drunk that I almost want her roommates to come to her rescue and send the guys packing. I mean, she didn’t even know Jionni’s name, couldn’t remember, and picked him up 5 mins before they left the club. If I were Jwow, I would’ve said, “Call my girl in the morning..if she’s still into you, then fine.”
Snooki’s lying she said she had sex with Nick because he was so hot. It was the first day they met and I told my sister “we’re never seeing him again”. While I agree with you sarcasatire she is a sloppy drunk however, i think if Jwow did that she would get nothing but complaints all night. She’s a grown ass woman take responsibility for yourself, if you need a babysitter or a handler than maybe you shouldn’t drink. (you= snooki) She just looks like she smells of b.o. and desperation. poor thing. Mike is an ass. Sammi and Ronnie need more time apart then a weekend.
Snooks might stink but she has some beautiful hair. Am I weird for noticing such things on the show?
I agree with Sarcas… Snooki is coming on to a lot of guys but she isn’t getting it in. She clearly said that was the first time in several months. And I have to stick up for Vinnie too. He wasn’t saying that Snooki was gross, he was saying that he didn’t want to do that to her. Meaning he didn’t want for her to have slept with two guys in two days because it would hurt her and make her feel bad. It’s just like when he didn’t want to take advantage of her when she was drunk. He cares about her and doesn’t want to hurt her.
And I also have to weigh in on the dog biting stuff. I don’t condone dogs who bite or owners who think it is alright. BUT… you have to consider the circumstances. My mom was a dog breeder and when I was a teenager, she was breeding dobermans. I kept one of the dogs to be my pet and he was the sweetest most docile dog you ever would have met. His name was Chico, but we should have named him Scooby because that was his temperment. Anyway, one day the neighbor was over visiting my mom and her hyperactive son was running around. Chico was laying on the floor of the kitchen sleeping and her son jumped right on top of him. Chico bit him. He didn’t maul him. He jerked his head up when he was jumped on and bit him once. There were two small punctures on the arm. The mother freaked out about our vicious dog and was trying to require us to put Chico to sleep. She was getting the police involved and everything else. We refused to put him down but we were not allowed to keep the dog. We found a home with him out on a ranch where he could run around. I know he went to a good home, but I missed my pet all because someone couldn’t control their own child. So all dog bite situations are NOT equal.
The emphasis was not on the dog bite, but on her reaction afterward. Gahhhhh, once again, people…..process comments before responding.
Oh, and @Robinez…I saw that. It was People’s Court! Marilyn Milian is my hero.
Honey, I love your recaps!
“Jenks” is Jenkinson’s Pavillion, a section of boardwalk in Point Pleasant, more of the same, rides, games, bars etc.
Judgy, sorry we didn’t respond like you wanted us too. Whatevs. The world will go on.
Anyway, I didn’t really have a problem with the way Jwow handled it. Mike was wrong by making a threatening move towards an animal in the owner’s lap. The dog was going on instinct. And I probably would have laughed at it too given that it was Mike.
I had more of a problem with the fact that she was driving with two dogs in her lap. Not only does that limit her ability to respond in an emergency situation, but those dogs would have gone straight through the windshield. Dogs are no different than babies. There are laws to protect babies so that they don’t become projectiles in the event of an accident. But your dog will react the same way.
A dog bit one of the Jersey Shore fucktards.
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO THAT.
Heavens to Murgatroyd, what are we arguing about!???
Because Jenni laughed like the rest of it when it happened instead of rending her garments and crying “WHYWHYWHY” like an Italian fishwife?
That was supposed to read “rest of us.” Shows me to post bitchy rejoinders on my firs cup of coffee.
“first”
I’m pretty much always on the dog’s side anyway. Because I like dogs. And I don’t like people.
If I was a dog, the biting would pretty much never end.
You want to put a bee costume on me? Fuck you. Meet my teeth. Your ADHD devilchild wants to pull my tail? Here’s a 320-pound-per-square-inch learning experience for him. You want to get all drunk and aggressive in the house where I keep my blanket and my water dish? I bet the bone marrow in your femur tastes YUMMY! Let’s crack that thing open and see.
LOL NWMTV, yesterday I gave my dog (the one in my icon) her first ponytail. She has a problem where the hair grows into her eyes so when her hair gets cut, her eyes get irritated as it grows out. So we decided to just let it grow out until we could pull it back. However, my husband pointed out that it isn’t a ponytail and she isn’t a princess. It is a topknot because she is a samurai.
How did this turn into people not responding the way I want them to? I’m pretty sure a request to process my comments before spouting off in order to understand them the way I meant them is reasonable….but I guess too much to ask.
And that’s all I’m going to say about that. I’m not getting roped into this stupid internet argument crap again; I really couldn’t care less who agrees with me and who doesn’t.
I don’t get why the boys didn’t tell Mike off. Why does nobody stand up to him? He is such a tool!!
So hilarious Notwithoutmytv!
I loved the dogbite with all my heart and rewound at least 5 times to watch it over and over.
Casey: Bravo has already unleashed the New Jersey Housewives on Italy. Italy is ready.
@Snooty @Robin–That is why I am a huge advocate for dog seatbelts. Keeps the dog, your car, and yourself safe when driving. No broken windshields or broken necks!
To me, PaulyD’s just as nasty as all the rest of them. Especially the way he treats Deena like total trash. Of course, she is total trash, but so are the rest of them, why treat her any differently?
I’m just happy Sammi’s back. At least she’s pretty to look at. The rest of this crew are just freaks.
Oh yeah, and the vibe I got from Ronnie’s brown papa is that he just didn’t want Ronnie to give up the golden goose just yet. What else is that idiot going to do with his life? Milk it while you can, Ronnie.
@Skatt: I was going to point out that Bravo sent those NJ Housewives to Italy too. Ha! You beat me to it. I wonder if that’s where MTV got the idea…
Maybe they got a group discount.
Yea, but the HWives spent most of the time on a boat..I hope they unleash these hellions on an unsuspecting public. I’m sure the Italian men will go crazy for Snooki..they love all things exotic, the browner the better, lol. This may be the only season where we see guys chasing her and not the other way around. I’m all for it.
@itchy: you’re right..Pauly D is super mean to Deena..it’s so unnecessary.
Just to point it out, my username is MichyPR, short for Michelle, not Mitchy/.
As for why I think Sammi should stay home, uh cause she’s annoying? If I had to choose for one of them to stay I’d choose Ron, a better option would be for both of them to leave…
http://www.examiner.com/jersey-shore-in-national/jersey-shore-sammi-and-ronnie-are-back-on-blah-blah-blah
Apparently they got back together recently, ugh.
My bad, Michy..I spell phonetically..or maybe I’m dyslexic. Who knows?
I’ve never noticed that it was Michy and not Mitchy. I guess the eye just fills in what it thinks is right. Just like most people call me Snooty instead of Snootchy. But as the cockroach said in the face of nuclear war, “Whatevs.”
The Italian men vs Snookie thing could go either way. I’ve spent a bit of time in Italy both as a married woman and as a single woman. The men definitely have no behavioral filters towards women, that’s for sure! But I noticed that they seemed to be even more aggressive to non-traditionally Italian looking women than the traditional dark haired olive skinned ones. So maybe they will be all over Sammi instead? That would make for lots of Rammi drama and boy do we love us some Rammi drama. *vomit*
I thought it was Mitchy too. Which is why I often found myself scratching my head over your comments!
Itchy, don’t scratch, hon. Just assume every man on the gasm is gay. That’s what I do! Except you of course!
Snootchy: Spending time in Sicily, I discovered that being a pale red-head (una fuoca) worked to my advantage. Yeah, they hit on me more aggressively, but they also respected the fact that I could (and would) blow up at them and put them in their place. You could actually see them cringe a bit. That might be related to Etna towering over them, however, and might not apply to the northern section of the mainland.
Why am I watching this show? I usually stop halfway through the season and just read the update. But alas, I must soldier on cuz it seems to be a good distration away from my own life.
So, pathetic rant done, I cant seem to watch this show now without noticing how much Mike is rubbing his nose, as a non-active addict I am way to intune to this things, I have pretty much written him off as a full blown coke whore and just waiting for the low rent mag article on his decent into hell until he finds rehab or God or the moonies, and I totally agree that he did not come up with the prank idea, he cant stop thinking about himself long enugh to come up with an idea like that. I too was wonderinng why they didnt stay in NYC party it up.
Also equall annouying is when Deena refers to she and snooki as the Meatballs. WTF? That is just FU. She neeeds to go toss the salad.
Snooki is definitely desperate and super annoying, but I actually thing she is looking better then 1st season. But she needs to drop a few. Oh, and what is with the CROTCH PICKIN that Deena does? Its constant!!! She walks like a duck scratching her balls!
I also think there should be a spin off show on the parents of the cast, Ron’s Dad just facinates me. Just looking at him conjures up images…. I dont doubt that he has been through some “Shit” as Ron Ron puts it. Plus he calls his son “Bro” huh?
Love Pauly D. He is truely becoming Flawless, plus he’s that hottest one on the show. And I do love JWoww, she’s not an asshole or a stuckup bitch and she could be if she wanted to, plus she seems to be dropping the tough chick act.
Sorry for all the typos, its a small keyboard and I have big hands…. and I just dont give a crap about proof reading.
No worries, noreality, everytime I read a Jersey Shore recap I get that “Flowers for Algernon-in-decline” effect.
And Snootch: there are at least two other openly straight males hanging around TVGasm. And probably many more in the closet.
Your still shots are AMAZING!!!
No worries! Can’t wait for this week’s recap, is anyone else bothered by the fact that Sammi keeps wearing these pretty backless outfits and ruining them by wearing a huge bra? She’s a pretty girl with a nice body but that is distracting…maybe because I’m not into females but do guys notice that?
I’m not into women either, but I can give my husband’s response in these situations. For example, an attractive female actress will have horrific shoes on and when I point it out he will say “She has feet?” LOL