Minicap: Jersey Shore

22 Comments

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   snowshoecat
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:31 am

   Credit where credit is due, SuperB! Especially the duck phone. How about the poor mattresses?

   The “cake” looks like a pan of lasagna gone horribly, horribly wrong. Love, SSC

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   snowshoecat
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:35 am

   Oh, and spot ON about the meatballs!!!!!!!

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   SuburBint
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:35 am

   @ SSC – love your avatar, looks like our cat Millie.

   Mattresses didn’t feature much in this episode, hooray!

   <3, SuburBint

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   snowshoecat
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:39 am

   Thank you. I did think it captured my good side.

   I was thinking of all epis, not just this past one. Those poor mattresses have taken so much literal crap in the past. Among other things. Double love, SSC

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   Gypsy
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:48 am

   SuperB, you are the bomb! I actually had a little fun with this episode and wasn’t left wondering why I still watch (well not wondering why THAT much).

   I am tired of all of the action happening in the last four minutes of the episode where Pauly’s voice over says “There’s a lot more Jersey Shore coming up RIGHT NOW!”

   Like, WTF did we just spend the first 56 minutes on?

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   crazy rooster
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:59 am

   And the patio of last resort…..what did it ever do to snooki?

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   snowshoecat
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 11:37 am

   Oh SuperB! Methinks you stawted sometings. You must admit that you didn’t specify this epi for abused non-sentient cast members. I am always thinking more than I say (I know, hard to believe) and speak in short-hand, leaving hubbycat and friends drop-jawed and confused. There are so many things abused in this show. Just this year. I mean we could even include the ‘fridge if we were to mine the treasures in previous years. Love, SSC

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   SnoopK8
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 11:52 am

   You forgot the house itself, which is just biding its time till it can be declared a Superfund site and retire.

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   Gypsy
   Posted February 17, 2012 at 12:06 pm

   SUPERFUND site is running rampant on this site! IT’s all one big heap of trash!

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    carol
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    The scary thing is you can actually rent the house and it is wicked expensive. I can’t understand why someone would want to stay there unless they were filming an episode of CSI and just wanted to black-light the place.

    You could tell Danny just puts up with these characters, he knows it is sadly bringing lots of business to his store. Snookie complaining about actually doing what would be required of her was just sad.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    @crazy rooster— amen– lets pour a little out for the patio. Or do I mean pee-tio ????

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    awfuleyebrow
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    How about a moment of silent reflection for the hot tub? And it’s water with the same viscosity and protein content of a can of Ensure.

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    crazy rooster
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Some Thompson’s water seal for my homies.

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    VunterSlaush
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Pee-tio?! Bwa ha ha! That’s a perfect description.

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    BellicoseBaby
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    I can’t believe they stretched a UTI into a main storyline for what 2 or is it 3 episodes now?

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    Buffy
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    @ BellicoseBaby -for real! Just think, just a few years earlier and we could have had a season for each cast member dedicated to their first STD.
    I’m sure that ship has sailed from every port by now.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted February 18, 2012 at 5:21 am

    Buffy, not only has that ship sailed from every port, it won’t be welcomed back. Ick.

    It’s strange that the comments about this show have spawned a life of their own. SuperB gets the ball rolling and we take off with it (for another metaphor). There is just so much to say about all the terriible people who do so many awful things. The Housewife franchise has nothing on this show.

    Is there anyone who believes that they “work” and look for “willing” partners anymore? Look at the crowds as they celebrate birthdays in Vegas and open new night spots. It’s just a sitcom without writers. Love, cynical ol’ SSC

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    hot cawfee
    Posted February 19, 2012 at 5:07 am

    YES— the UTI story line is like a PSA—-am shuddering at SNooki revealing oh so matter-of-factly that she “had like ten in the past year”. Damn–she is like a sciece project!!!! But am thinking mayhap it was more of an STD

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    snowshoecat
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 8:37 am

    It’s Thursday. Does this mean no JS fullcap?

    Sigh.

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    SuburBint
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 8:40 am

    I’m actually working on it right now. Between everybody here being sick, and computer problems, it’s been like pulling teeth to get this thing written. But I should have it up tonight before the next episode airs… depending on which time zone you’re in, lol.

    <3, SuburBint

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    snowshoecat
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Luv ya SuperB!!!! I’m sorry the Bintlets have been sick. Been there, mopped it up myself. But we had so much fun with the mini-cap I couldn’t wait to see what trouble you stir up with the fullcap. You are a victim of your own success- and cleverness. Love, SSC

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    Mrngstar
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Booo! No full recap after a week? *disappointed*