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If MTV keeps airing two episodes a week like this, I’m going to sue them for extreme emotional distress. I need time to process, people!
Here were the highlights of this week’s episodes:
Snooki — moves into her own apartment, which is literally right on the other side of the big house’s driveway. Pauly takes every opportunity to hand out on her front porch, never mind the fact that they have four different porch/patio/balcony thingies at home.
Mike — goes to get an injection that will block the effects of opioids and/or alcohol so that if he does fall off the wagon, he won’t get any fun out of it. He learns that Snooki doesn’t want to be his friend ever, ever again and reacts poorly.
Deena — is clingier than a baby opposum. She self-diagnoses Toxic Shock Syndrome. She cries on the phone to her mom. Girlfriend needs therapy. Maybe a little Prozac.
Vinny — has made himself Mike’s unofficial sponsor. Which is bad for a number of reasons, the most obvious being that Vinny’s anxiety issues and Mike’s addiction issues aren’t really the same thing at all. He confesses that he chose to be celibate while at the shore because there’s a girl he likes back home.
Ronnie and Sammi — fight, as shocking as that is.
JMomm — plans a surprise party for Rawdger, but he shows up 90 minutes late. Jenni handles this with her usual tact, grace, and diplomacy.
Also: Karaoke, a flasher, bull riding, the biggest fight ever in Seaside (per Sammi), and Rawdger knocks Jenni on her ass.
What did you guys think of these episodes? Weigh in below. Full recaps coming soon.
Thanks for reading!