Minicap: Jersey Shore

This week on the Jersey Shore….

Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity to be introduced to a new strain of the clap. The roomies try to sabotage all attempts to hire new help at the Shore Store.

Mike comes back from his ever-so-dramatic 20 minute walk, and whines a little bit about it being his birthday and not feeling the love, boo-hoo. The birthday party the girls planned for him and Pauly goes off without a hitch, and it looks like they only hired two stippers after all, neither of whom seem to be transsexuals.

FREE VIVI! Free Vinny, rather, as everybody piles into the SUVs and drives to Staten Island to bring Vinny back to the shore. It’s like when those recovery teams rescue people from cults, but with mooning and boob-showing, and a whole lot of noise. So it’s not really like that at all, except that they drive black SUVs.

Full recap will be up in a day or two! Until then, you read about the shenanigans that went on last week here.

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