Keep Those Submissions Coming

I would once again like to thank everybody for all of the submissions for our TVgasm anniversary. From the feedback I have received, most people don’t care about voting for the submissions and would simply like the TVgasm staff decide the winners by themselves. Therefore, we are going to extend the deadline for submissions until Sunday, May 8th. Remember, you may submit only once per contest, but are allowed to submit for multiple contests. That’s up to five chances to win, and five chances to immortalize yourself in TVgasm history. Who could ask for anything more?

The complete list of contests is after the jump.

Miss TVgasm 2005

While we wanted to have a pageant for Miss TVgasm, the budget just didn’t cut it this year. We will, however, be taking reader submissions from all the women and young ladies who feel like they deserve the prize. All we ask from you is a photograph, and small statement on the importance of being Miss TVgasm. The photos must be of you, and can be whatever you like, whether it be head shot, evening gown, bathing suit, or halloween costume. Pictures should be PG-13, and you must be 18 to enter. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

Mr. TVgasm 2005

Mr. TVgasm will be a like the Miss TVgasm contest, except it is geared towards our gentleman readers. Same rules apply. Submit a photograph and a statement on the importance of the Mr. TVgasm title. Same rules apply for the photos as well. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

TVgasm Couple 2005

Do you love TVgasm and enjoy television with your significant other? I added this category after seeing a most excellent submission this morning from a reader. Same rules apply as the Miss TVgasm and Mr TVgasm submissions. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com

Most Outstanding TVgasm

Have you ever had a TVgasm? When was your first TVgasm? Where did it happen? Who was around? What TVgasm article were you reading at the time? Do you constantly experience yourself dreaming about B-side, madeyoulaugh, or J-Unit? Is there a funny moment when you were caught by your boss, husband, wife, etc,. laughing so hard and you just couldn’t explain it?The Most Outstanding TVgasm award goes to the person with the best TVgasm story. This can be a true story, but if you are creative, feel free to embellish a little(or a lot). ONE SUBMISSION PER PERSON/E-MAIL ADDRESS. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

Most Outstanding Display of TVgasm Love

Maybe you aren’t as hot as B-side or S-lo, or as funny with the pen as madeyoulaugh. We still have a contest for you, oh sullen TVgasm reader. Do you love TVgasm so much that you just have to tell everybody about it? Do you have a shrine in your living room? Have you printed out all of the articles and kept them in a book just in case your internet goes out? Did you erect a billboard in your hometown to let everybody know how awesome TVgasm is? Perhaps you wrote a song? Maybe you tattooed TVgasm.com in three inch gothic letters on your back? This is your chance to show just how much you love TVgasm. Bonus for extra creativity in this category. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

Create a TVgasm Banner

You obviously have seen the banners that we have at the top of TVgasm. You may have also noticed that we have started rotating the banners on the front page. Now is your chance to create your own TVgasm banner. We will add it to the rotation, and if you submit a custom banner for a show that doesn’t have on already (like Lost, Desperate Housewives, Sports, American Idol) we may even put it at the top of that category page. To see all the shows we write about, check the archives, but feel free to create any banner you want. It only has to relate to TV. We reserve the right to use your submission on our site, although we will credit your art if it is chosen. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

Who are those masked men and women?

We try to stay anonymous, and since we work in the industry, we must continue to do so. We have those South Park characters, but maybe you can do something better. Do you have a sketch, painting, notebook doodle, statue, or macaroni model that depictus one or more of the TVgasm staff? Whatever your artistic skill, send them in. We will feature your work our Team page. Send your submissions to anniversary@tvgasm.com.

TVgasm will not share your name, e-mail address, or any personal information with anybody. If you want to keep your submission anonymous by using an alias, that is OK.