Khloe and Lamar: Daddy’s Home

This week Khloe and Lamar actually give us credit for being functioning human beings. The Rob and Malika storyline has continued barely…Also, Lamar reconnects with his dad (episode 1) and they bring back Mailka’s twin, Khadijah. Woo hoo! Linking storylines.

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Rob and Malika are definitely, scriptedly doing it because she’s in the bathroom doing her make up while he showers. He says that he likes having a friend with benefits because he doesn’t always like to use his hands. Funny, Rob doesn’t seem to want to use any of his body parts and he’s a Kardashian! Next, BFF Khadijah asks Khloe if she can stay at the house while construction is finished on her home in L.A. Just to be clear, Khadijah’s husband is Bobby McCray, a pro football player, and she doesn’t want to be homeless while she waits for construction to be done on their home. The writers couldn’t come up with something a little more believable? I mean really, an NFL player can’t rustle up $59/night for the Comfort Inn? Anyscript, Khloe agrees with this although she already has her brother and BFF living with her. Good call!

Next, Lamar gets word from Jamie that a 15 year old named Steven has bone cancer so they visit him at his home.
Slow clap for Jamie who has proven himself useful today. Jamie:1, Lamar:1,000,956. It’s freakin’ sad but it’s really nice that he could do that for him. The visit makes Lamar rethink the relationship with his father since he’s the closest blood relative that Lamar has. He’s apprehensive but decides to make an effort. Lamar and Khloe get together for lunch and she’s talking in that baby voice that we all love so much! Oh, and she’s also wearing this hat.

“I so didn’t relaize this was serious discussion day. I would’ve worn the zebra hat!”

Lamar tells Khloe that he wants to have his father over to reconnect. Khloe is somewhat happy to hear this because she didn’t want to keep pushing the issue but she’s concerned that Lamar will get hurt. Lamar invites his father over for but first he has to take off for a game. Poor Khloe is all alone, with her moochers Rob and Maika, when she gets a text from Khadijah that they are bringing their dog, Monster, with them. She, with the help of said moochers, begins to realize that she may have overextended herself.

Khloe is basically experiencing the houseguests from hell. The dog pees on the floor, the baby keeps her up all night and Khadijah has also bought her slacker brother to live with all of them. Khloe isn’t happy abou he fact that she has to put up h al of his and go to a photoshoot at 5AM the next morning. Woe is you Khloe, woe is you. I just have to get up at 5AM to go make $7.25 and hour reassuring people that they in fact DO want fries with that.

Khloe and all of her tenants sit down for breakfast and she explains that with Joe coming, she needs the house in tip top shape. Bobby, who has a sense of humor to go along with his lovely NFL check, aks if she’s kicking them out on the “low-ski.” Khloe says that she isn’t but ummm, she is. What I find strange is the fact that Malika is encouraging this eviction whilst she enjoys all of the luxuries that boinking and befriending a Kardashian provides. Two lessons learned for Khloe: Stop taking on too much and stop doing this!

People will never stop calling you “Chewbacca” if you don’t stop manhandling people.

Khloe and Lamar pick up Joe and bring him to the house. He and Lamar make small talk about basketball while Khloe makes pasta primavera. After dinner, they go through old family pictures and Lamar gets to hear stories about his mom who passed away when he was a child. Joe voluntarily compares himself to E.T.

I’m glad he said it.

Joe is still amazed at the fact that Khloe managed to cook a decent meal and makes sure to take cookies with him for home. He asks for Nikes but Lamar brushes it off and sends his dad home. Lamar understands that this is just how his dad is but loves him anyway he’s still a loyal and fun guy. Next week, Rob and Malika might fake brea up and Jamie drive Lamar’s clothing line further into the gound. See you next week!