K&K Take New York: Sexy in the City

PREVIOUSLY ON K&K TAKE NEW YORK…

Khlo-ho (Khloe) came to NYC to visit, Henry the Giraffe was held captive and Scott ended up in Fry Girl’s (Kourtney) doghouse when she thought he started a fight.

IN THE PENTHOUSE…

Fry Girl (Kourtney) confides in Krimace (Kim) that Scott never watched cartoons like Sesame Street as a child….he instead watched ‘Duck Tales.’

Scott – “I just like when the guy jumps in the money and swims in it.”

Krimace changes the subject by saying she got an email from Shengo, her former bodyguard and 5 Second makeout man.

Scott (in  Hooked on Phonics accent) - “Shengo shags well.”

Fry Girl echoes Scott’s Shengo accent. Krimace goes on to say that Shengo saw pictures of them in the city and mentioned that he’s currently in the city too and that they should get together. Fry Girl asks what is Shengo doing in the city? Scott replies “To protect Krimace’s ass.”

Krimace waxes poetic about Shengo and has a series of sexy flashbacks about him, his accent and his taco flavored kisses.’

Krimace asks if she should call Shengo? Scott replies “What else have you got going on?”

Fry Girl tells us that Krimace declared she was going to stay single while in NYC, but Krimace is in love with being in love.

Krimace tells Scott and Fry Girl that she likes being single. If anything happens with Shengo it will just be a hook-up. Fry Girl shakes her head and says that Krimace never just hooks up, every guy she dates ends up becoming her boyfriend. Scott agrees with Fry Girl and then asks Krimace a pivotal question.

Scott – “So do you think if anything happens further that he’s going to protect your ass while he’s rubbing that ass?”

Then Fry Girl poises an equally deep question “Do you think Shengo has ever made love to a kangaroo?” Scott laughs. Fry Girl continues saying how Shengo’s voice is so sexual and Scott jokes that it even makes him a little hot.

AT THE GOLF CLUB…

Scott wearing a Freddy Kruger sweater meets with his boss Keith Frankel.

Scott – “If you value your life do not get cigar ash on my sweater.”

Keith asks Scott were are his golf clubs. Scott replies he needs to get bi-coastal and doesn’t have east coast golf clubs.

Scott tells us that Keith is not only his boss but also his mentor.

Keith – “Pull the door toward you.” Scott – “Got it.”

He goes onto say that Keith saw him at one of the lowest points in his life: Krimace’s birthday in Vegas. Flashback of an out-of-control Scott. Scott’s plan is to show Keith that he is a changed man and can be on the same level as Keith.

Inside the Golf Club, Scott tells Tiger Woods 2.0 that he doesn’t really play golf.

Scott – “I don’t really play golf and what the fuck is going on with your outfit?”

Keith recommends that Scott starts off with the beginners set. Scott adds that he will progress to the intermediate, advanced set pretty quickly.

Tiger Woods 2.0 points out the hammer driver as Keith looks on.

Keith – “John Mayer tweeted that the other day.”

Scott asks if they are fairly expensive.

Scott – “My son Mason will not permit cheap Made in China items in our house.”

Tiger Woods 2.0 tells Scott the club is $800. For an entire set it’s $4,500. Scott ponders custom clubs since all of his clothes are custom why not his clubs too.

Keith buys Scott the clubs as Scott says “No. Stop. Okay. It’ll be a business write-off.”

Scott is impressed that Keith bought the clubs so nonchalantly like buying a club sandwich. Scott wants to move up the corporate ladder ASAP to achieve that kind of cash flow.

PLAYING GOLF…

Scott warns Keith that he isn’t really a golfer. Montage of Keith hitting golf ball after golf ball like a pro. Scott begins to sneeze.

Scott – “I sneeze when I smell money. It is a result of shoving Ask Zandar gems up my nose when I was 8.”

AT THE PENTHOUSE…

Fry Girl arrives home with food. Krimace tells her she is going to dinner with Shengo! Fry Girl replies Krimace is about to fall in love…entering the love zone. Krimace begs to differ. She tells us it’s just dinner; she’s not getting married but US Weekly will probably say she is.

AT AGAVE…

Krimace spots Shengo and they have a slo-mo hug. All of Krimace’s feelings for Shengo come bubbling to the surface. Shengo takes a swig and tells Krimace that he is off duty so he’s going to drink. Krimace giggles.

Krimace tells Shengo what she’s been up to with the clothing store. Shengo coyly asks if it’s been keeping her out of trouble.

Shengo – “Are you wrapped up in your clothes instead of taking them off for the camera?”

Krimace hints that it’s great to be single in the city and that Shengo is also single in the city. Watch out! Samantha and Carrie are on the lose. Here comes a city hotflash!

Shengo grins and tells Krimace that he has presents for her. He got her ‘Tim Tams’.

Tim Tams – “Tiny Tim Dental Dams”

Apparently Tim Tams were Krimace’s favorite candies when she was in Australia.

Krimace drinks more than she normally does and invites Shengo to come back to her place and see Fry Girl and Scott even though they might not be up. ‘wink’ ’wink’

BACK AT THE PENTHOUSE…

Krimace shows Shengo around and leads him out to the balcony. Then they head back inside and she shows him her room. Shengo ‘hand hugs’ Krimace.

NOTE: Hand hugging originated during last season’s ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’. It was Bruce’s patented hand hug reserved only for family members.

Shengo – “Hand hug.”

Shengo deftly segues the ‘hand hug’ into a kiss. Krimace closes the door but fails to close the shades. ‘shades fail’.

The camera crew runs out onto the balcony and films through the windows.

Shengo – “I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…”

Shengo wises up and realizes they’re filming through the windows so he closes the shades.

Shengo – “You’re not going to see what’s about to go down under unless you buy the DVD out in 6 wks.”

THE NEXT MORNING…

The camera crew films the two in bed. Krimace asks if Shengo is enjoying New York.

Shengo – “I enjoyed the layover with you.”

Shengo tells Krimace his favorite part is reconnecting with her. Krimace replies how random is that.

Krimace gushes how nice it is to have someone to wake up with.

Shengo comments how tiny Krimace’s hands are. Perhaps she can do a tiny hands skit with SNL’s Kristin Wigg.

OUT IN THE OTHER ROOM…

Fry Girl is meeting with Bruno and Peter, owners of Jupi, for an important clothing meeting.

Bruno – “It smells like Australian in here. Where are you hiding him?”

Krimace tells Shengo she has a meeting to go to and joins Fry Girl in the living room. The Jupi guys want to play a game called ‘Love it or hate it.” He’ll hold up an item and they’ll say love or hate it.

As Krimace and Fry Girl begin to play, Shengo walks out from the bedroom.

Walk of Shame.

Everyone grins and glances at one another.

AT DASH NYC…

Fry Girl is helping Gregory pick out colors while Krimace giggles and texts.

Fry Girl zones in and says she knows Krimace is texting Shengo. Fry Girl predicts that Krimace has already planned her entire Australian wedding.

Krimace downplays it saying she is only going to see Shengo one more time.

Gregory – “Bitch please, you are so going to be that TGIF engaged girl by tomorrow.”

AT VIA DEL MILLE…

Scott announces it’s the Keith Frankel cigar twist.

Scott - “A favorite of Monica and Bill’s.”

Scott tells us tonight he’s having dinner with Keith and some of Keith’s associates.

Keith mentions that Scott’s future father-in-law Bruce Jenner is in the aviation business. Scott warns that if he borrows a plane from Bruce that Goth Ronald (Kris) will find a way to make sure he gets one that will break down. Keith laughs that it’ll break down in the air.

Then the waiter brings the bill and Scott snatches it away from Keith telling him he’s got it.

Scott – “Interesting. So this is what a dinner bill looks like.” Keith – “Give me that. You can’t read.”

The check is $3500 but Scott has it covered. Everyone raises their glasses to Scott as an old geezer asks Scott to hook him up with Krimace.

Scott – “Sure but it’ll cost ya and you’ll probably want to pick up some liquor and an NFL jersey.”

AT A BENTLEY DEALERSHIP…

Scott accompanies Keith who is looking for a car. While there Scott notices a car nicknamed ‘The Ghost.” Scott murmurs he isn’t looking for a car but if the price is right…

Scott – “This is beautiful. Mason will look so good in the passenger seat. We’ll need the Ryan Seacrest booster seat for my son.”

The guys get out to check the trunk space in the car. They want to test how many bodies can fit in the trunk and make Gooch climb in.

Keith – “So 3 Gooches is the eqivalent of 1 Rosie O’Donnell.” Scott – “Are you planning on ‘Riding the Bus With Your Sister’?” Keith – “Bwhahaa good one, Scott.”

The car salesman pushes Scott to get him his insurance car and license. Scott pauses wondering if he should run this by Fry Girl first. Gooch asks Scott if he is a pussy and who wears the pants in the family. Scott replies okay lets run the numbers.

Montage of Scott signing papers. Looks like Scott has his on Ghostbusters mobile.

Montage of Scott driving his new car.

Move bitch, get out the way!

AT THE PENTHOUSE…

Fry Girl is getting ready to go to lunch as Krimace texts away to Shengo. And in the background you can hear Mason cooing!!! I wonder if Scott charged E! for Mason background noises.

Fry Girl snatches Krimace’s BlackBerry and then Krimace snatches it back. Fry Girl’s phone beeps. It’s Scott. He’s downstairs. Little does she know he’s in his new ride.

Fry Girl climbs in and asks what’s up with the car?

Scott – “What do you mean? What car? This is a phantom.”

Fry Girl is like you didn’t just buy this car. Scott is like yeah I did. Fry Girl has to plaster on a fake smile because they’re surrounded by paparrazi even though she is seething inside.

Fry Girl gets out of the car, refusing to go to lunch with Scott. Scott follows her inside. She tells him he’s being ridiculous and that he should return the car. Scott replies it’s not Neiman Marcus you can’t return something.

Scott – “Mason and I are all too familiar with Neiman Marcus’ return policy. No father/son sweater vest set should fade after one wash.”

Scott tells Fry Girl he can’t return the car. It would be embarassing. She has to realize that this is just one step in his journey to advancing in the business.

Fry Girl thinks just because Scott is rolling with billionaires doesn’t mean he has to spend like them.

AT A POOL HALL…

Shengo takes Krimace to go play pool. They warmed up by playing pocket ball on the car ride over.

“Bedknobs and ‘Pool Sticks’: The Sequel”

Afterwards Krimace goes back to Shengo’s place.

AT THE PENTHOUSE…

Scott calls Keith in front of Fry Girl and tells him that he needs to return the car. Keith is like you got in trouble huh? Scott explains that he’s not in trouble just that Fry Girl had a good point. Keith offers to call the dealership and smooth out the return.

AT PLEIN SUD…

Krimace and Fry Girl go to breakfast. Fry Girl asks Krimace how was her date. Krimace asks Fry Girl not to make fun of her, but she thinks she likes Shengo. Fry Girl smirks.

Next time on “K&K Take NYC”: It’s Krimace’s 30th birthday and everyone is headed to Vegas to celebrate include Goth Ronald who does a keg stand.