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Greetings, Gasmii! It’s KathodeTube, your escort through this season’s kapers of everyone’s three favorite “businesswomen.” This season promises to teach us many valuable lessons in reproduction and the kare of children and pets.
The sisters three check into their beach hotel and go about their usual business of getting into each other’s business. Kim nags Scott to come down, even though Kourt specifically left him at home to keep him out of trouble. He shows up & schleps through diaper duty for like a week, so Kourt ships his drop-top Rolls Royce to Miami as a reward, because that will totally keep him out of trouble.
Kourtney nags Kim to talk more trash about Humpy, and Kim astutely responds that no one gives a krap. So Kourt stages a plate-breaking on the balcony like some sort of Celebrity Greek Wedding Anger Management session. It helps… something. Also, Dash looks more like Deb these days.
Kanye sends Kim a kitteh! And she’s beautiful, and she’s named Mercy. As in “Mercy, why weren’t you born knowing how to use a litter box?” and “Mercy me, I’ve gotten drunk and misplaced my cat in a bar!” Jonothan Choadan saves the day on that one, bless his heart.
So what did everyone think? Who’s watching with me and who’s reading to avoid watching? Who’s excited to see Kim get the matronly/nurturing edit? How many eps before Scott gets blitzed and stupid? Is Khloe giving up her “favorite sister” status by beating a dead Hump? Will Penelope grow hair soon? I kan’t wait!
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