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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
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Isn’t it nice to know that in these uncertain times of global terrorism and meteorological disasters, some people still find a way to make a difference? To bridge the gaps that divide us all? To offer a helping hand when everyone else just has a cold shoulder? No, I’m not talking about the Red Cross, silly. I’m talking about the United Summit of Alex & Alex: the most important inter-clique peace movement since the Treaty of Versailles. Yes, it was all about letting bygones by bygones on this week’s episode of Laguna Beach as the cliques came together for Laguna Aid: A Bonfire for Hope. Unfortunately, every well-intentioned peace treaty has its Gaza Strip, and in the case of the Laguna Ceasefire of 2005, our old friend Jessica managed to unravel this newly woven tapestry of love, destroying days of hard work by those plucky idealists, Alex H. and Alex M.. Man. Can’t we all just get along?The episode began with Kristin yammering away about last week as usual. “Mammoth was such a blast!” she gushed. “But poor Jessica. She had no fun.” Oh really? That’s a shock. She always seems like such a happy, carefree girl. Who would have thought she’d have her entire snowy vacation ruined by her own neuroses? Oh that’s right. EVERYONE.
Turns out Jessica was probably better off staying on the slopes (where’s she’d hopefully get frostbite… of the head) because when she came home, she learned the awful truth about her ex-boyfriend (of two months): he was dating Alex M.. (ORGAN CHORDS!!!) But even worse, according to Kristin, “now she was gonna have to see them at the bonfire.” The BONFIRE??? Not… THE BONFIRE!!! It’s only like the worst place ever to see your ex boyfriend! O-M-f*ckin-G!!!
But wait! There’s more! Kristin had one more gigantic twist in store for us: “At the same time, the two Alexes were making up.” Wait, they were fighting? How could no one tell me Roz was in a fight? That’s like a major thing. Sidekicks don’t battle masters! It’s like a small white guy starting shit up with Suge Knight. It just doesn’t happen.
Well, as the show began in earnest, we caught a glimpse of some very rare but very welcomed Alex-on-Alex action. Yes, Alex H. (or Roz, as I like to call her, in honor of her Roz from Frasier likeness) and Alex M. met at a diner to set aside whatever problems had fueled their bitter, hardly-noticed fight. Poor Roz. She seemed so sad. I don’t know why. After all, she is the undisputed queen of the intro scene. Seriously, she’s in every opening scene. I suppose it’s the producers’ way of mollifying her after her giant snub from the opening credits. Nevertheless, there was business at hand, and Roz had something important to share. “I do want to start hanging out though. Like more. If you want to,” she said tentatively. Uh oh. Was Kristin’s sidekick jumping ship? Would this be the new era of Alex and Alex? You know, Jason and Alex are Jasalex. So I guess Alex and Alex would be… uh, Alex? Or maybe Aalleexx. Or maybe Alexlex. Or Alalex. I really hope this merger never happens. It’ll totally throw off my nicknaming.
Anyway, as perhaps a way to counter the vaguely lesbianish undertones of this meeting, Alex M. then revealed that Jessica had sent her a text message, asking if she and Jason were dating, to which Alex texted back, “Yeah.” Makes sense. But we knew more drama was to come because a) Jessica was involved, and b) we quickly transitioned to Hilary Duff singing that ever-so-horrible but ever-so-perfect opening song. And just in case we weren’t sure more problems were on the way, the producers coyly named this episode, “What Goes Around…” Oooh! A dot-dot-dot! An ellipses, if you will. How very Desperate Housewives. I half expected Mary Alice Young’s annoying coy-voice to come on the soundtrack and say something like, “Yeeesss. What goes around comes around. For some, too fast. For others, too slow. But for a few unlucky souls, just on time.” We then see Teri Hatcher digging a grave or something. Aaand scene.
Now that you’ve gotten a taste of my Desperate Housewives impersonation, let’s move on. So after the opening credits, we came upon Kristin and Jessica who were talking about, you guessed it, Jason and Alex. “When I first found out, I was in class!” Jessica announced as shockwaves instantaneously rolled across America. Wait, Jessica, what is this “class” you talk of? Is that some sort of traditional rickshaw or water craft or light rail? Because according to this show and The OC, no one actually goes to “school” in Orange County. So clearly, “class” had to be referring to something else.
Nevertheless, Kristin wanted more deets from Jessica. “Who told you?” she asked.
“KENDRA,” replied Jessica. Kendra??? Oh, that BITCH! Wait, who is she?
But seriously guys, Jessica just wanted to put this all behind her. “I don’t want to get worked up over another Laguna rumor,” she said, getting worked up over another Laguna rumor. For the record though, Jasalex is a fact, not a rumor. Or as I like to say in my Schwarzenegger voice: It’s not a rooomah!
Of course, this led to the infamous Jessica text message from the opening scene, and when Alex replied to the question “Are you guys dating?” with a succinct “Yeah,” this sent Glenn Close 2005 into a furor. After all, what sort of raging bitch replies “Yeah” to a yes or no question? That would be like asking a girl her name and her giving you HER NAME! WTF??? There’s no room for logic in Laguna!
Later, at 24 Hour Fitness, Taylor hounded Alex M. (she of the bitchy “Yeah” responses) about a fresh new hickey on her neck, courtesy of Jason. You see, Jason had gotten drunk and thought Alex was Cedric and, oh never mind, it’s not important. Anyway, when the hickey discussion had run its course (no cardio pun intended), the girls set their sights on the upcoming bonfire (yay!) and how awkward it would be (boo!). Look, as long as someone falls in the flames, I’ll be happy.
Speaking of which, Kristin, Roz, and Jessica all headed out for the big Laguna détente with mixed emotions. “Are you guys excited?” asked Kristin. Um, hellloooo? The bonfire is only like the BEST night of the year! Of course we were excited!
Well, okay, maybe not all of us. Jessica wasn’t too pro-bonfizzle, but that’s only because Jason and Alex were slated to be there, and those wounds from the eight-week relationship were still fresh. Nevertheless, as a founding member of the Laguna Council for Clique Unity, Roz was ever the bonfire booster, declaring, “We can make it fun if it’s not!” Roz LOVES the peace bonfire! Hmmm… I wonder if Bono will show up? Peace Bonofire, if you will. (I know. Wah wah wah.)
Anyway, the gals all showed up on the beach and met up with various other members of the Laguna clan (no minorities allowed, thank you very much), including the always-welcomed Casey and her unique brand of beachware, a.k.a. high heels. Unfortunately, her adorable housekeeper Imelda was nowhere in sight, which meant a big nada for the fire-roasted quesadillas, or Casey-dillas as I like to call them.
It didn’t take long for the claws to come out as all the girls snickered amongst their cliques. Jessica, meanwhile, looked off into the distance, perhaps hoping her pink granny hat would shield her from the ensuing awkwardness of Jasalex. Worst peace bonfire EVER!
At least some people were having fun. Yes, Cedric was having a blast with the wieners (insert appropriate Cedric/hot dog/penis/gay comment here) while Talan marveled at the HILARious sight of his burnt hot dog. I know. The wonders of charred beef franks never cease to amaze.
Eventually, things got underway as Alex, Taylor, and their joint sidekick Morgan showed up at the peace bonfire. Oh, and that kid with the big, red hair (Darth Carrot Top, as we like to call him) was there too. Scratch what I said before. Best peace bonfire EVER!
As the flames of unity flickered in the pit, the groups seemed to mix and mingle a bit more. The invisible barriers of mistrust and resentment soon fell like the mighty Berlin Wall, especially as conversation wandered onto the always fascinating topic of sunglasses (of which nearly everyone had the same type). Just when I thought this peace bonfire — or PeaBon — was going to be an unmitigated success, disaster struck. No, the earth didn’t suddenly swallow the kids up in a Laguna sinkhole of cosmic justice. Instead, Jessica and Alex went off to have a “talk” about Jason. And by “talk,” I mean general voicing of various self-delusions.
“I was never mad,” explained Jessica. “I was extremely bummed out.” Oh, okay. That’s totally false, but entertaining, so go on: “I guess I was like really, really just surprised.” Ah, another solid dose of denial. All right Jessica. It’s the bottom of the ninth. Bases loaded. Full count. Knock this baby out of the park!!
“It takes a lot to make me really, truly mad.”
GRAND SLAM! Well done Jessica! That’s the sort of self-delusion the kids pay the big bucks for! Bravo!
Yes, it takes a lot for Jessica to get mad. This coming from a girl who probably sent a hostile missive to Coca-Cola when her 2-liter went flat. “Dear Coca-Cola: Why did you do that? I wish you’d just be HONEST with me!! I didn’t know the soda would go flat. How was I supposed to know that? YOU DIDN’T TELL ME!! And you never call! You never want to hang out!! Write me back. I love you. xoxoxoxo Jessica.”
Anyway, things got real interesting with the arrival of Jason — or “J. Wall” as he’s affectionately known by his crew. This led to many hugs and kisses with Alex, which was pretty funny because about five minutes prior, she had just told Jessica that she would never kiss Jason in front of her. Oh well. Guess the peace bonfire could only be so effective.
Oh, I’m totally cool with Jason and Alex together. They look really happy.
DON’T LEAVE ME, JASON!
The next day, Kristin and her cronies ambled through the crowded streets of Laguna, reliving all the smoky memories of the biggest and most important gathering since Live 8. “Did you guys have fun last night?” she asked.
“I had fun,” replied Roz. Well, of course you did, ROZ. You organized the damn thing. Maybe you and Bob Geldof should just go off and get married and throw activist bonfires for high schoolers all over the world.
Later, Roz noted, “It was like a little peace bonfire.” Yeah, we know. We already NAMED it for you. Nevertheless, in the wake of the awareness raised at the previous night’s summit, Kristin explained her revised opinion on Taylor. “Like Taylor, I don’t not like her. I just don’t care for her. You know?” Not really.
Like totally.
Meanwhile, over on the links, Talan and Cedric were passing the afternoon with a lighthearted round of golf. What is up with this episode? First we see Roz dining with Alex, then Cedric with Talan. The sidekicks are all revolting! Oh wait, false alarm. Turns out Jason was lingering just off camera. Phew. It was like waking up from a really bad dream.
Anyway, after Talan keenly observed, “You have mad facial hair, dawg,” Jason called up Jessica and invited her over to the club, much to the chagrin of his buds. Seriously, way to ruin an afternoon of golf. Luckily, Cedric and Talan salvaged what they could by making a fart noise and running around the green. Elsewhere, Alex^2 reconnected over the phone in an effort to fix what the peace bonfire could not. The two conspired to organize a dinner with each other, Kristin, and Taylor. Man, these Alexes are alll trouble. I blame Roz. Gotta keep those sidekicks on a short leash.
Back at the golf club, Jessica arrived with such excitement, you’d think she’d spent the morning boiling ten pet rabbits. She and Jason sat on a veranda of some sort, and after about two seconds of pleasantries, Jessica was already on her ex’s case, accusing him of babbling to Alex about negative things she had said in the past. Jason of course denied this vehemently (which for him meant staring blankly with a half smile and saying, “Whaa?”), but Jessica nevertheless hounded him until she had sufficiently purged herself of her daily whining. Finally, the two decided to hang out the rest of the afternoon, maybe go to the beach…
That night, Taylor had a small nervous breakdown as she fretted over her big dinner with Kristin and the Alexes. You’d think she was going on a date with Prince William with all her jittery questions. What happens if she arrives first? Does she want to arrive first? What will she say? Will she stand up? Will she wave? Will she stay seated? Will she hug? Will she turn her head 43° upon Kristin’s arrival? Or should she do a less garish 18°? How about a joke to crack the ice? Is Kristin Polish? Can she make a Polish joke? But wait, Pope John Paul II was Polish. And he just died. Too soon to be making Polish jokes? Is she going to hell? Is she going to spend eternity toiling in the hot fires of Lucifer’s domain?
Okay, Taylor didn’t go as nuts as that, but she was pretty rattled. Later, when she and Alex M. arrived at the restaurant first, she looked absolutely terrified. Eventually, Kristin and Roz showed up though, and Taylor opted to greet them with a small wave and a pleasant smile. WELL PLAYED, TAYLOR!
Unfortunately, this peace meal (pun intended) made the peace bonfire look like the freakin’ end of Top Gun as the two rival cliques barely spoke a word to each other. Luckily, Taylor finally broke the ice with a discussion of college, and for the record, Kristin was going to USC, Roz was going to Santa Monica City, and Taylor was going to Arizona. We didn’t find out where Alex M. was going though because she busy dealing with a friend on the phone who had something very important to say. Or at least text message. Turns out that Jason and Jessica were caught kissing. Dunh dunh DUNH!!! Great. Just when the peace meal was finally turning around.
“She’s an idiot,” declared an angry Roz. She HATES when peace talks get ruined! Alex M. was even more threatening in her response: “What a dumb little… Wait until she gets the wrath of Alex.” Yes, but which one??? Might Jessica be on the receiving end of a multi-Alex whooping? We can only hope.
After the commercial break, we then heard the real scoop. You see, Cammy had walked in on Jason and Jessica. Oh that Cammy. I wonder if she’s been hanging out with the mysterious Kendra too. Either way, Alex M. warned us that things could get ugly for her and Jessica down in Cabo. (Sniffing) Do I smell a Spring Break episode coming up? I’ll save you the suspense: YES. Next week.
Meanwhile, Kristin and Roz confronted Jessica about her alleged canoodling with Jason, but of course she denied everything. “Alex is not my favorite person, but I wouldn’t do that to her,” Jessica promised, adding, “What do I look like? A psycho? I mean, just because I spend upwards of six hours a night parked outside Jason’s window, monitoring his every move, soaking in his essence, sniffing the old t-shirt he left in my hamper three yeras ago, doesn’t mean I’m crazy or anything.”
Regardless of what happened though, she shouldn’t have talked to Jason in the first place, reasoned the incredibly level-headed and correct Kristin. “Don’t talk to him,” she advised. Man, I hate when she’s right. Really shakes up my world view.
As the show came to a close, Alex and Jason met up in scene so stagey, we could practically see the shadows from the cue cards. “So… what do you want to talk about?” asked Jason, the producer undoubtedly off camera signaling for “more talk!” Anyway, the maybe-couple talked about what happened with Jessica, with Alex reprimanding her man for his unfaithfulness. It would have been a pretty riveting scene, had not both kids literally had wide smiles on their faces the entire time. Finally, Alex laid everything flat on the table. “Do you want to be with me?”
“Yeah no,” answered Jason, in probably the most noncommittal response of all time. Well, maybe everyone should go to Cabo, but he should go to Costa Rica, Alex reasoned, once again exciting me for the impending Spring Break installment. And that’s where the show ended. Pretty dramatic episode. Can’t wait until next week. I wonder if any of the kids will get totally shitfaced and go Marissa-in-Tijuana wild. And furthermore, I wonder if LC and Stephen will just so happen to be down in Mexico too, coincidentally sharing the same hotel as Kristin and the girls? Stranger things have happened…
The definition of intensity.
What did you think about this episode? Anyone else feel like starting up a peace bonfire?
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I think that was the first time we saw Alex H. without Kristin.. Isn’t that against the sidekick rules?? Will this episode precede a possibl e ascension to power for Alex H. ????
I was surprised that Kristin didn’t stand up for Jessica when Alex M. was saying… just wait for the wrath of Alex.
It almost looked like Kristin was shaking her head. What was up with that?
I wondered why Jason could be honest with Alex and not with Jessica? I am not exactly sure why Alex is so surprised that he got together with Jessica…didn’t he do that with her when he was with Jessica? Seems like he needs to stay single and date around. He apparently doesn’t want to be with just one girl. Hope these kids use condoms….
The infamous Cami has a myspace if you feel like knowing who she is lol. Anyways, I can’t wait for the next episode because Alex gets up in Jessica’s face calling her a slut and stuff and I was thinking…Isn’t Alex M the one who initially stole and hooked up with Jessica’s boyfriend? Isn’t Alex M the one who said she didn’t care that Jason was with Jessica? NOW whose the little coniver? Oh and Alex M is going to Arizona as well as Morgan S and Taylor. I don’t know whats with that college but it looks like the majority are going there.
Kristin WAS shaking her head because Jessica is stupid for even hanging out with Jason. I would have been fuck you Jason, NOW you want to hang out with me?
And did you happen to notice how unbeliveably mad Cedric was when Jason invited Jessica? He was like NO MAN NO!! and Jason was like what’s your problem with her and Cedric was like I never liked her…even though there are pics of them together at prom….
soo much drama in the lbc…
Yea I was also surprised that Kristin seemed like she was agreeing with Alex M. Isn’t Alex M. the one that pretty much stole Jason away from Jessica. How could Alex be the one that is mad? Especially how at the bonfire she said she wouldn’t kiss him or hug or anything in front of Jessica, then they had about a 10 minute display of hugs and kisses. That girl Alex pisses me off. Jessica is annoying but I feel bad for her. Meanwhile, Alex is pretty much letting Jason get away with hooking up with Jessica. What is with this guy? Why do the girls just let him walk all over them?
Ok, aside from Jessica just being annoying as hell she must also have very low self esteem to want to be around Jason….and did Alex actually think that she was going to be able to trust Jason, he was messin with her when he was “dating” Jessica. OMG they all must be a little on the dumb side.
B-side, i definitely agree with the best peace bonfire EVER!!! after darth carrot top showed up!! hahahahah i can’t stop laughin at that kid. i love it!!
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Wow B-Side, you speak Laguna quite well. And Kristin got into USC??? Is she majoring in “like how am I going to deal with that” or something?
Bad joke. Nice recap.
OH-MY-GOD!!!!! It looks like Cammy has some type of ethnicity in her. That would explain why she wasn’t at the bonfire.
Alex and Jessica need to make peace and tell Jason to F*uck off!! Then where would he be?
It was pretty funny ay how mad Cedric got when Jason invited Jess to the golf course. But why is he calling her now? A litle late!
Man, I don’t know what to think with Alex and Alex bonding. The two factions are uniting, it’s like the facists and commies joining up. It’s throwing my universe out of line.
Great bonfire, I’m so glad I was introduced to the next line of America’s comedic leaders, yes, they indeed found the hotdog/weiner/penis double entendre. Wow, way to go LB people. I never would have found that link myself unless I was 10 years old. I would love to go shopping with the O.C. crew, “Hey, look at these melons. Kristen, you have nice melons. Alex, your melons are little. HAHAHAHAHAHARDYHARHAR!” Bastards.
And man, Talan gave me what was my favorite moment of the night at the bonfire when he told Jessica, “You’re gonna cry, you’re gonna cry”. Way to be a friend, you heartless fuck. Come on now, if the roles were reversed and it was Talan sitting there waiting for his beloved ex, Mr. 15 minutes of fame, to arrive with its new boyfriend, he’d be upset too. Seriously, when the hell is Talan going to just drown? I hate this kid. He’s the Duff to my Lohan. He’s the black people to my George Bush
I LOVED Jason’s claim that Jessica ‘pretty much took advantage of him’. And how exactly did she do that? She just beat him into submission? Tied him down and flat-out date-raped him?
Can’t wait for next week though. Another Cabo/”SLUT” fight? Alex vs Jessica! Oh man, I’m pumped. Why don’t they just do the show in Cabo all year? The best stuff happens there. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if we end next week with a shot of Alex covered in Jessica’s blood. In fact, I’m pretty much hoping for it.
Staged! staged, staged, staged was the overall feeling of this recent installment…and what is really starting to annoy me is why do we not get to see parties such as the one where the lovely Jessica took “advantage” of Jason – read: he was drunk -???!!! WTF? And why did we not get to see the girls partying at “Kristin’s condo” in Mammoth, which was referenced endlessly? Do the kids have some kind of contract with MTV that it will not overtly show them drinking/ can’t follow them after certain hours? Like why did we not get to see Jason and Jess on the beach??? Basically, we haven’t ever actually seen any actual action this season, other than hideous Kelly-Clarkston-gone-rong Alex-M and Jason’s weak make out scene, and Roz’s disturbing extension-pony- tossing makeout with that small boy in the limo, do we never get to see any action? For all we know, NONE of this “drama” is actually occurring – it is just being discussed incessenantly. and we are watching it. ha ha. But, seriously – they pushed the start date back like four times, and they skipped the whole first half of the year – the “story” MTV has now is completely different from how they represented it in the previews. My guess is that part was just too dull, and now they are ruthlessly editing and forcing the kids to say things in order to come up with some kind of plot. What do you want to bet at this point in the year, Alex M. and Jason have actually been dating for like 6 months…
Sorry for endless ruminations…And I think Kristin is so cool. have to say.
ummmm Lbc? Thats Long Beach not Laguna Beach…
Hey Nichele,
Last I checked, Laguna Beach also started with L and B, The C can stand for crackers if it makes you feel better.
Don’t take things to seriously, it was a joke to end my rant. Get over it
BTW – was anyone else completely disturbed that 18 year old Jessica (who is obviously not college bound and painstakingly left out of any talk regarding future plans, hers obviously being mall job related – I see Victoria’s Secret…) would always ask her 8 week boyf Jas if he was sleeping at her place??? Um – where is her mother/father/legal guardian/brain??? Seriously, is it any wonder that such vacuous parenting has produced the self involved suck of time that is Jessica? I think not.
From seeing LC and Kristin’s dad last season and just from generalized knowledge of how rich society raises thier kids, I don’t think they care all that much. Jessica’s mother is a stay at home mom and was there during Valentine’s in another room. Lc and Kristin’s dads when they went to Cabo were just like…meh who cares!
I give props to (non-Roz) Alex for at least trying to be a woman about the situation and talking to Jessica before Jason came- even though she broke her “no make-out in front of Jessica” clause in like 30 seconds. I have no sympathy for Jessica- after someone clowns you for two months,breaks up with you by phone, and then dates someone else-in your own clique for goodness sake!, they call you on some random day in the middle of the week and are like let’s hook up and your like, OK?! Jessica deserves the verbal smackdown it looks like she will get next week in Cabo. Also Alex(non-Roz) didn’t have anything to do with Jason and Jessica breaking up-that was gonna happen whether or not Alex (non-Roz) even existed on the planet Earth. Jessica ruined that relationship all by her damn self. Jason is a simple guy; he just wants make a girl smile, take her out, make her happy, talk about baseball from time to time, you know? Jessica just constantly screamed in his face and accused him of imaginary wrongs, and a low key guy can’t really deal with all that. This was a really good episode-can’t wait for next week!
P.S.-Does anyone know exactly what the beef is between Kristin and Taylor? I mean, what’s the problem?
Jason is a freaking stoner (or possibly mildly retarded)… that’s the ONLY thing that can explain it. Also hes an asshole, but probably just because hes scared of girls and doesnt know how to act around them. Alex is ugly and fat, but its funny how she goes tanning and tries to loose weight after shes dating Jason. Kristen is HILARIOUS and a bitch and I love it and want to be her. Jessica is kinda annoying but I feel bad for her, and I’ve been with a Jason so I kinda understand where she’s coming from, but it WAS only like 2 months. When Roz talks its like “um are you even talking?!” because shes a freaking wall. LC is pathetic, and I think that Stephen is a dork, and hes not really that hot, he looks like a pretty 14 year old girl. They are all cokeheads.
Joslyn – as B side noted, the beef appears to be that she doesn’t like not like her, she just doesn’t like care for her. Poor little tay tay, I thought she was going to have a nervy nerve spasm.
Clearly she is very annoying with her nervous smily nice demeanor. I’d hate her too. Go Kristin.
I do not give Alex M ANY credit. She was all up in Jason’s face the entire time he was dating Jessica. Going to dinner with him, inviting him to Casey’s B-day party, going to a dance with him and throwing it Jessica’s face at the salon as if to say “Go ahead say something.”
Remember when Jason said that he heard ALex M was kinky in the second or third episode this season?
I think that is why is went out with her. Obviously he is NOT really interested in dating her.
As far as Alex’s little promise not to kiss Jason in front of Jessica..well well that went out the window as soon asn Jason showed up ..didn’t it? IMO Alex M was just trying to look all mature and above it all for the cameras, but she was a phony.
Also, Kristin was a little wimp too this episode. First she was saying to Jessica and Alex H, that
Alex M was so wrong for going out with Jason right after he broke up with Jessica because if anyone of her friends did that with Stephen she’d be pissed. Then Kristin sits there and allows Alex M to call her so called good friend Jessica a bitch. Wasn’t Kristin the same person who said it was wrong for Alex to be dating Jason in the first place? Why did she not tell that to Alex M as a comeback to her calling Jessica names!
I hardly find Jessica a stalker either. She is just a typical insecure teenage girl who fell in love with some jerk. She also very unfortunate to actually be in a place surrounded by big shallow phonies who all are 17 going on 35. Jessica’s only crime has been to act like a real(as in not fake) normal teenage girl with feelings.
I hope when she matures and gets a few more years of life under her belt she will develope more confidence. I think she will.
When I was a teenager I allowed people to kind of push me around, but now? lol…NOWAY!
I like Taylor. She seems like a cute, sweet person. She was probably nervous because Kristen can be mean!
I agree with every post here-and I don’t care how stupid these kids are, I LOVE watching this show! It’s absolutely my guilty pleasure. I’m a nurse working on my Master’s, and I still TIVO this show so I don’t miss it. It brings back such great memories of my private, snobby high school. I just miss Stephen and LC-they’re my faves! I too wonder why Kristin hates Taylor so much? Then again, who does Kristin really like (besides Kristin)?
Aw man, I was so excited to see your new review, but it wasn’t even close to as funny as last week:( Oh well. Can’t win them all. You should have taken the ball and ran with it on the Alex telling Jess she wouldn’t kiss Jason and then went for it right afterwards. SO much untapped potential.
Anyway, loved this episode. Loved it. Jason is functionally retarded (I wouldn’t be surprised if he really was 35, but was held back in school over and over again). All these females deserve what they get though. Honestly, they put up with Jason’s crap and then they get mad at each other, while he gets off scott free?
Anyway, Cabo next week is going to rule. Don’t let us down next week, B-side!
I still don’t understand why Roz and Kristen didnt try to stick up for Jessica when Alex was threating to unleash her “wrath”….If Jessica was my friend (thank god shes not!)I would’ve told Alex to take her WRATH and shove it up her fat ass. But then again that would go against the fake backstabbing ways of the ‘Guna girls…I LOVE IT! lol can’t wait for ALex to unleash her wrath next week in cabo!!!!
So… my favorite part of this episode was SHOCKINGLY not even mentioned!!! When Jessica met up with Jason at the golf club, she just happened to be rolling her tongue all around a sucker. Coincidence?? Oh, I think not!! Which of us hasn’t tried that move to win back the affections of a true love who dumped us. Ok, too much information, moving on…. I am just saying, I cracked up when I saw that!
Hmm…what escapes me is why you’re so infatuated with people that you don’t know?…Yeah I watch the show, but I don’t invent websites and thrive on a life that’s not mine. Maybe instead of ripping obscenities on people from a wealthy community that go through basic teen shit, maybe you should pry your “35 year old” self away from the computer and have a some what redeemed grown up life….but that’s just a thought?
Now, Jenn”i” the only obscenity I saw here was in your post. And what, might I inquire, is a “some what (sic) redeemed grown up life?” Why must you torture the English language so? Is that your version of a redeemed life? Are you angry about the i at the end of your name in a period far from the eighties? I would be. It might even drive me to post vicious little statements with rampant disregard for vocabulary or spelling conventions.
sounds like something was taken a little too personal!!!! (jenni) hahahahahahaha
LOL Jenni, how does the fact that we all like the show affect your life in any sort of way? Do you feel mature now that you expressed your concern over how other people get enjoyment? And who made up a fake website….Here’s a thought for you:
Consider getting your own life instead of trying to bash on other people for no apparent reason.
all i know is these girls’ racks look D-LICIOUS!!!
LoL I totally forgot about Jessica and her lollypop ploy! I laughed at the site of her w/ her bobbies hanging out while she put on a show with her lolly pop!! no wonder Jason suddenly wanted to know what she was doing that day, I cant believe you missed an easy joke like this B-Side….I dont particularly care for Jessica,Alex, Kristen OR Taylor…Im a Roz fan all the way, Im hoping for a sidekick revolution!
First of all – i love this show and I love your recaps.
Whoever “Jenni” is – shut the f*** up – if you think this website is so pathetic, why are you reading it?
These kids are way more famous than they should be – I think they should be fine with a little humor surrounding their ridiculous lives. That is part of the price for being a reality TV star with no dicernable talent.
Keept it up b-side.
and Kristin is my favorite, though i thought she was kind of a wimp in this episode.
Cami is the token minority of the group. Well, even though she is not in the group and obviously mixed, but still!!
after seeing those pics. I’m definitely a cami-fan. yummy yumm yum yum.
I have been very irritated with MTV this year since I found out who Cammi was. In case people didn’t know, she’s also a junior, so she could have carried the show on her back into a 3rd season. After all, she is friends with this cast and probably has friends in her own grade.
The only thing I can guess is that her parents didn’t consent… or, of course, MTV didn’t want to taint the whiteness of the cast.
I actually was going to make a joke that Cammy must be “ethnic”. Who knew?
I think Cammy was at Morgan’s house when Cedric and Jason played that joke on the girls poker night. Does anybody else remember her?
i know it would be fun to watch, but i’m sure mtv can’t show all the “partying” that the cast talks about because they are all around 18 years old. you can’t just show underage drinking, even though it happens all the time. ever notice how the kids all appear totally drunk (or whatever) but never drink? i think it makes them look retarded. lol!
They definately could show them partying and drinking if they wanted to. They show it on the Real World all the time and not all the cast members have been 21. For some reason the powers that be over at Laguna never show us any real action they juat talk bout crap that already happened w/out showing it to us…and yet i still continue to watch…oh well.
I’m going to guess that none of these kids would have agreed to it if their parents would have documented proof of their drinking and sexual activity. With Real World, the kids are college age and not under their parents rule as much. Plus, I think more parents are ok with their college-age children drinking than their high school children drinking.
Why is everyone so down on Jessica excuse me wasn’t Alex the one chasing after Jason even though she knew he had a girlfriend. Jessica is doing nothing wrong she’s doing exactly what Alex did to her. Someone needs to be a lady here and stop letting this guy use them.. Anyone who will let a guy cheat tell you to your face he’s cheated and your still with him then you deserve what you get. If they like it hey I love it but calling someone a slut for doing something you already did is just wrong. Are people in Laguna this scared were they won’t stick up for their friends? Kirstin shaking her head at dinner like Alex was right was sickening I would’ve of said thats between you and her she’s my friend I don’t want to hear any negative comments. Kinda sad knowing Jess would probably not let anyone talk smack about Kirstin in front of her. Guess thats what happens when you have too much time too much money live in a fancy Mansions and have maids fashion 8 money 10 lifestyle 10 moral values 0.
just a few crtisims b-side
all your short nicknaming or joing two diff words together is so confusing and just slows down the recap-and keep calling alex m roz its funnier
Just a few criticisms whocares. All your lowercase letters and misspelled words are just not wanted. It’s definitely more funny that way.
its probably wrong that im 25 and watching this show, its just so bad its good. can it be any more staged though??
The recap was so off base and therefore very unfunny..IMO.
I think for a person who likes to refer to Jessica as Glen Close(Fatal Attraction) in almost every recap each week you seem to totally miss the fact that Alex M seems WAAAAAAAY more prone to being a psycho.
Did you hear that ho bag Alex M nagging Jason, and tey jsut started dating!
“Why don’t you kiss me”, “do you like me”,
“do you want to be with me”, “why would you do that?”
LOL.
Next week Alex M seems to be then treatening to beat Jessica’s ass over some dude she just started seeing! That is crazy behavior psycho to me.
Also, basically Jason shrugged when Alex wanted to know if he still wanted to be with her, which means to me that he doesn’t care about the “relationship.”
if you go to cami’s myspace you can link to a bunch of other LB kids myspace pages…
some real gems in there…
I still love how Jason didn’t even try to deny that he hooked up with Jessica… he seemed to find it hilarious and almost seemed shocked when Alex didn’t find it hilarious and “I told you I was sorry!” didn’t cover it…
Jason is a manwhore…lol
He has been talking about wanting to f–k ALex M since day one, “I’ve heard she’s kinky though”.*rolls eyes*
Also, with the self edited comment Alex made in the pool, “Jason said he wants to make…uh, go to the movies, go to dinner”, that makes me think it is all about sex with them and she knows it. She is insecure about it too. Alex lured Jason away with a very sexual type flirtion and is now worried that is all he wants from her.
Seriously, Jason just wants to screw this girl a few times because she has been throwing herself at him for awhile…including at Caseys party were she said she had a “big surprise” for him in an email.
hmmmmmmmm
Does anyone else see the uncanny resemblence between Jessica and Jamie Lynn Spears (aka Brittney Spears’ younger sister)??? It is unnatural how alike they look. I agree with you B-side, I don’t think these girls actually go to “class”. These are some of the STUPIDEST girls I have ever seen. Mainly the reason why I am so addicted. They have to be acting, no one can be this dumb. Can anyone explain to me why there was a rift between the two groups in the first place? Did it have anything to do with last season? Because I didn’t get to watch much of that.
I think what goes around comes around was a very a ppropriate title. Alex was totally trying to mack it on Jason the whole time he was going out with Jessica “I just want to like hang out with you after prom”, ie have kinky sex. She is a hypocrit to crticize Jess for doing the same thing. Plus, Jason is the sketchball who can’t committ…so typical. I think Alex and Jessica should team up to get him back for screwing with their heads. But since that won’t happen I am going to take Jessica’s side, she was right and Alex is wrong. She should be less annoying though and instead of saying things like ‘why are you so mean???” (whine, whine, whine) she should just get right to the point and say what her problem is. She was pushing him away with her annoyingness but when it comes down to it she is a better catch than Alex who looks like a man!
Casey really needs to try to stand up straight. She looked like a humpback at the beach.Who in the hell wears high heels to the beach? She is trying to hard to fit in and she looks like a fool. Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tan, she is horrible! I can not stand her!
The one thing that bothered me the most about this episode is the fact that Kristin and Alex aka Roz sat there and listened to Alex M. talk sh^% on Jessica and didn’t say anything. What kind of friends are they? If that would’ve been my friend I would’ve been quick to say something. And what was up with that last scene? It was beyond staged. I would’ve thought the producers would’ve atleast had enough sense to ask them to re-do the scene and next time try to act like they actually give a fu%k. How are you going to find out ur boyfriend has cheated on u and have a big smile on ur face? That wilderbeast Alex has a lotta nerve talking about Jessica and acting like she is such a backstabber and so “conniving”…when she had no problem at all moving in on jason when he was with jessica. Ugh…this whole episode just really stressed me out.
I totally remember the mixed? black? girl that was at Morgan’s party. Yeah,where’s her screen time?
I can’t believe no commentary in the recap on Jessica’s boobs practically spilling out on the table when she met Jason! True dat on the Jessica/Jamie Lynn Spears resemblence-personally, I always thought Jessica looked very J-Loish, and this week when she wore the J-Lo floppy hat it was official!
All the dudes on LB are Scott Peterson’s-in training. I mean, we all knew players in high schools, but these LB boys have elevated player-ism to a damn near an art form. Scary. Even scarier since most of them cannot speak in coherent sentences.
You know who I miss? Trey. He seemed like a really good guy, he had that steady Asian-looking girl, and even sort of a political cause. I always thought he would be a good boy for Lauren.
All the dudes on LB are Scott Peterson’s-in training. I mean, we all knew players in high schools, but these LB boys have elevated player-ism to a damn near an art form. Scary. Even scarier since most of them cannot speak in coherent sentences.
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LOL!
Your post rocks! Esepecailly the Scott Peterson part, it is so true. Wasn’t he a privileged kid??
heeehhehhee
Classic!!
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omg…jeepers…sorry for that typo…that ones a doozey..lol
Cami is actually according to her 1/4 black jew, which means she is probably ashamed to be back and tries to be as non-black as she can because if her friends realized she was black, they probably wouldn’t like her very much. She’s actually also going to be a junior and is only 16, which i find funny because she seems to have a bit of a drinking problem, not that the rest of the cast doesn’t…
and i didn’t mean that comment as racist, im mixed myself so don’t take offense anyone :p I just find it funny how she wrote that on her myspace like we couldn’t tell she had black in her.
^ Yeah they all under age drink…BIG TIME.
Rich drunk sluts basically!
and yes I even mean the boys.
Ok…I totally don’t know who Cami is…I think I might have missed something. Can someone fill me in????
Liz-
You’ve got to go back a few eps to the party at Morgan’s house-remember? You know, when Casey, Alex (non-Roz) Taylor, etc. were “playing poker” and “were afraid” when the Wonder Twins Jason and Cedric acted like the were filming “Scream 5: The Cable Series”. OK, if you can go back to that ep especially, (because I think she was on camera for 2.8 seconds at the Winter Formal, too) She was the very obviously black girl at the table and running around with the rest of them acting goofy. She was kind of a taupe shade which might have thrown you off, but check the ‘do, check the ‘do:her hair is the giveaway. It was a half- done relaxer/kinda fuzzy/sorta nappy/Nicole Ritchie-type/how-can-I-be down-with-my-all-white friends-look. I’m not hatin’-it must be hell to try to find a good black hair stylist in that town- or in a 50 mile vicinity!
All I gotta say is Roz and Casey have got to do a SPIN-OFF…maybe have them move in together after they graduate, with Imelda…it would ROCK!!! They are the main reason I tune in every week!!!! They both need to be on the opening credits and need more air time!
bside your hilarious!
Casey-dillas LOL
the laguna rumor while believing another laguna rumor comment – hilARious!!
JENN”I” (said in a forest gump manner), go to hell. funny how YOU found this site just like us ‘losers’ right?
SADIE, i totally agree w/ all your posts. it’s like you are in my freaking head =) do u have a myspace page..? oh and just interested on how you know so much about LB.. do u live there? and i thought your LBC comment was funny….. BITCHES!
CAMI rules! JESSICA Drools!
ALEX M’s a stupid slut!
The more I think about it, regarding the lollipop scene…who just carries lollipops with them everywhere to suggestively suck in front of their ex-bf on the country club balcony? And how could anyone miss those boob shots?? I used to think Jason was pretty hot…then he opened his mouth. Yeah and no? LOL I mean come ON!
I totally disagree with everyone, this week’s recap was as funny as ever…Aalleexx is the funniest thing I ever saw! Am I the only person who thinks Alex non-Roz is really cute in a Kelly Clarkson kind of way?
jessica–
i’m so sorry about the whole alex thing. i don’t know what i was thinking. i totally want to be with YOU, not her. i swear on our relationship
Just noticed that as Alex said the “I would never kiss him in front of you” thing @ the bonfire, the camera wasn’t in on her as she was saying it…so it might have been out of context. Same for Jessica’s “looks” as Alex & Jason are hugging…the whole scene seems a little disjointed.
Also, I just saw the red-haired kid in the previews for CABO!
I’m sorry, but Jessica is a beotch!! She said that she would never do that to Alex and she got busted and is still trying to play off the sweet/innocent routine to her friends. At least Alex was pretty up front about her intentions… Jess so wants to be the “Woe-is-me” girl..
This show is hysterical. And for some reason, as every episode passes, Kristin seems to be the only one with redeeming qualities.
PS.. I think I’ve read this board too much, my first reaction was “OH NO!! Roz is a traitor! She’s NOT allowed to scheme without permission!? What’s up with that!?”
Kristin seriously let me down this week! Where was the bitch-slapping-come-back for Alex at dinner?!?!
J-Wall kills me! His responce to Alex after she asks if he wants to be with her….”Uhhh, yeah, no” Classic!
Next week should be great…can’t wait to see the Laguna cat fight in Mex!
P.S. Jenni, with your posting, you were just asking for an ass-whooping! Kiss our old, shit talking, Laguna Beach loving asses!
I was rather confused why Roz and Alex were trying to get the two cliques to make up, and forget about some unknown problem between the groups. Basically, this whole episode was rather weird, especially the Alex and Jessica thing on the beach. I agree with #64 that all of Jessica’s looks seemed taken out of context, although Jessica is really crazy. After the scene of Alex and Taylor running on the treadmills, when Alex says she doesn’t want to hurt Jessica’s feelings, I thought that maybe I was wrong about Alex, but then she kissed Jason 10 “edited seconds” after telling Jessica she wouldn’t. The whole burned wiener thing just made me shake my head at Talan’s stupidity.
The two funniest parts to me were Ced’s pissed off reaction to Jason “hanging out” with Jessica, you know, someone of the opposite sex. Then there was Jessica, who kept bending over to show off her big boobs. Swirling her tongue around the sucker was what pushed things over the top, however. The way that she said “you wanna hang out” was exactly the same way that Alex M told Jason that they should, “you know, hang out after the dance.”
For the people that say that Kristin and Roz are bad friends for not standing up for Jessica, they’re both really sick of Jessica’s whining and the fact that Jessica keeps trying to be “friends” with Jason, no matter how many times they tell her it’s wrong and stupid. I don’t think they really like seeing Jessica sad, or that they want something bad to happen to Jessica, they’re just sick of having to put up with her drama.
When watching Roz and Kristin are checking out the surfer in the preview, does anyone else hope that Roz hooks up with a random guy? I want to hear her say, “I figured, I’m a girl, you’re a guy, so whateverâ€? again. Since LC is obviously going to have to appear in Cabo, the question is, Will she go out in public, or just do a puzzle to pass the time between sexual escapades with Stephen? It’s been far too much long since we saw the LBer’s in bikinis.
B-Side, could you please post a picture of Jessica and her supple bosom when she was gratuitously showing off her assets to Jason? That would make my day.
Not trying to be a beeyotch, but I find it surprising that people are calling Alex M. fat. She is thin to me. She may weigh 5 or 10 pounds more than the other girls on the show, excluding Jessica. If Alex M. is fat, then I want to be fat.
I love these recaps. I thought the show was quite boring this week, but this recap has made me want to rewatch it.
Did you guys see Jessica stand up to Kristin at the end of the episode, when Kristin was telling her to stop talking to Jason? Jessica said something like “Okay, I know you’re serious.” Kristin was a little taken aback that Jessica was standing up to her, and Jessica was a little scared. I get the feeling no one really stands up to Kristin much. Kristin is the queen bee in her group.
HUH Weston..you are wrongo.
At that point when they were all at the dinner table it was it was not about Jessica being stupid for supposedly hooking up with Jason again, it was about Kristin and
Alex H not allowing some scanko douche bag to sit there and call their so called good friend a bitch and then the make a threatening comment about her.
“Wait until she sees the wtath of Alex”.
first of all that bitch is trippin’ referring to herself in the third person.
Kristin had some big opinion about
Alex M swooping in on Jason back at the house didn’t she?
“Oh if I broke up with Stephen there is noway one of my friends should date him”.
Then at the table in the restaurant I guess Kristin forgot all that when face to face with Alex M, didn’t she?
Kristin could have at least said to Alex, “Look, I do not know whether what your text message said was true or not, and frankly I do not care. However, I would appreciate it if you did not talk about my friend like that right here in front of my face.”
How hard would that have been!
Yeah I think that Kristin is just sick of hearing Jessica complain about Jason and then go back and hook up with him…..I feel sorry for Jessica because she obviously thinks that she can do no better than Jason…in fact she did say it in one of the episodes…so sad.
I have a myspace page but I don’t use it except for a login to view my friends pages and pictures.
I just know a lot about the show because I watch it constantly (it really is like a bad car accident, I just can’t look away) and I read a few boards and websites about the show. I’m not nearly as obsessed as some people are but I do know too much for my own good :p
I agree with YAYA_Smith because if i was Kristin, I would have been like “Ok, who is the one that didn’t care in the first place that Jason was with Jessica? Karma bitch!” But then again, they aren’t like us the viewers, we get to see all the sides of the story and they only see certain parts like…in…real…life lol. Kristin had no idea that Alex M said she didn’t care about Jason being with Jessica (remember around the table she was like Guys, he is so hot and Taylor was like he’s your type but what about Jess and Alex goes Oh well) and therefore we can’t really fault her for not saying anything. In her eyes, Jessica hooked up with the idiot who treated her like shit and who is currently dating someone else. It doesn’t look like Alex stole Jason to them like it does to us (even though it was pretty obvious but hey if she did ask him prior to them dating to prom, then that really isn’t such a bad thing although I would NEVER let my man go to prom with someone else)
Alex isn’t so much fat, she is just a thick girl compared to the others. The other girls don’t have hips and thighs like Alex does but I have to admit, I did think she was a fat ugly man, Now I just think she’s an ugly man whose smoked too many cigs and now has a raspy sounding voice. And I’m really interested in hearing her sing, apparently she is trying to start a career.
and she’s going to MaryMount College…okay I’m done postin…lol
Hey I just saw a preview to next weeks Cabo episode and it shows Jessica actually apologizing to ALex M! THEN Alex M calls her a slut in which Jessica repiles “ok im a slut but Im trying to apologize!” WTF?!? Now usually I dont really like Jessica all that much but Im on her side in this…Is she really this intimidated by that transvestite? If Alex callin Jessica a slut is not the pot calling the kettle black then i dont know what is.
I think that Jessica is trying to get back at Alex for tryin to get with Jason when Jessica was with him (does that sound right)….anyway I don’t really think that she is sorry at all…after all Jessica did lie to Kristin when she asked her if she had kissed Jason. Yeah and Alex really is the slut here and she is not that cute.
I don’t think Alex is a slut. Jason and Jessica are no longer together. It was wrong for her to pursue him when he was with Jess. And the comment that Kristen made about not going out with a friends ex boy friend, I don’t think that Alex and Jess were friends since they were having a peace bonfire. Would anybody else agree with that?
Well supposedly they all USED to be friends.
Well…..actually of ALL The pictures I’ve seen (and I’ve seen wayyyy too many of the cast) Jessica isn’t in any of them. Yet, Alex and Kristin are always together partying and what not. Yet, I haven’t seen ONE picture including Jessica besides pictures from the actual show (like prom and winter formal). I think it’s weird, maybe Jess doesn’t party like they do but you’d think she’d be in one picture.
Yeah I don’t really think that Jess and Alex were like good friends or maybe not friends at all, more like someone that she just knew… I dont know why they would want to be friends anyway.
If I were Jessica, I would tell Kristin, “Kristin, stop cheating on boys and leading on Stephen. When you do that bitch, then come back and give me relationship advice.”
Ha. Ha. Ha. God it amazes me how cool you people think you are. After all, all I did was propose an opinion on something like the rest of you did, and I’m such a “loser” because I called you out on all your pointless, annoying, hypocritical bitching. Afterall you are making fun of these kids for “over analyzing” shit that goes on in their every day life. Hmm..but aren’t you “over-analyzing” a god damn t.v. show episode??
As for the many of you who are wondering..”Why are you reading this site and blah blah blah,” Well it’s quite simple, I got bored one day and browsed the internet. AHHHHH!!! Oh my good lord, it might be hard for you to comprehend this atroucious act that I have participated in, but yes it happened. I’m expected my treason charge to be dropped off at my door by George “Dubya” Bush this afternoon. How I have betrayed this great nation we live in. Damn me.
As for “PK” You bashing my name was nothing short of retarded. My full name is Jennifer, cut that in half fucker and what do you get…”Jenni”. Not particularly an 80s move. It’s more along the lines of common sense, something you don’t have? “Why must you get pissed off at me for having an opinion?” Don’t be mad because you’re guido ass gets rejected in night clubs because you don’t have a life. That’s not my fault dearest. In America we have prostitutes that are sure to serve. You might take that into condsideration because you’re hostile attitude is coming off as being “vagina deprived”.
As for “Who gives a flying #$” – Why would I take what anyone on this website is saying about people I don’t know on a reality tv show personal? I wasn’t on the show, Why would I care? I just think it’s funny that people who are middle aged are commenting and obsessing over every little thing someone does on the show. “Oh my god, did you see Jason’s left butt cheek when he was walking it was SO MUCH more firmer than the right one….is Cedric to blame? I mean come on, how pathetic can you get, dumbass.
As for “Sadie” – One word for you my love, DUMBASS. You’re bashing on people for no apparent reason, and you’re a regular to boot. You’re obviously pissed off, my guess would be, because MTV turned you down for “The Real World,” because Rachel’s ramblings about being a nurse in Iraq was more popcorn worthy than anything you had to say. And yet…you still have nothing worthy to say. So you’re done.
As for “Sam” – I was browsing, saw the latest post, read it, thought it was funny that people above the age of 30 were making fun of well privilaged teenagers from California. So they may be annoying, so they may be spoiled, but is it seriously that bad that you have to make a blog site up about them and over analyze every episode, down to every last letter that comes out of their mouth or every last eyelash they bat??? And I don’t have to shut the fuck up, because..well because I have my opinion and I’m going to voice it no matter how much you bash me. So get over it, cause I have.
As for “The guna watcher, I hate the O.C.” – Your rendetion of the forsest gump impersenation was as old as the cobwebs growing from my grandmother’s crotch, which proves to me, that you’re an old man who is probably a pizza delivery man for Papa John’s and the only real excitement you get in your life is tuning into laguna beach in hopes of a nipple shot. And I’ll wait for you in hell so we can talk about your problems face to face. Okay?
As for “Aw” – Well I guess with this post I’m going to be asking for a massacre. The next thing they’ll be roasting at their “oh so pathetic bono loving bonfire” would be me right?!? Hardy har har. So you can kiss my “I have a life and I’m very young ass,” I mean that must bother you that when you were of the age of myself and the laguna beachers, that the only thrill in your life was the roller rink and what dumbass with an afro and bellbottoms was going to ask you to couple skate. Don’t get pissed off cause you’re old. That’s just the way the world works.
And as for anyone else who wants to say some dumb random comment on how I spell or what I say, that’s your problem. I don’t care. Well I’m going to get off my computer and get up and go have a life, and I’ll let you guys try and rip my post apart piece by piece, and I’m sure I’ll love the analysis that comes out of it. And the fact that I replied person by person is because I love the thrill of arguments and I’m what you might call a “shit disturber” (and i’m quite sure one of you dumbasses will have a smart remark for that). All in all, if you have something to say about me, I have something to say about you. I’ll check back in a few days to see who’s bashed my ass some more! Later masterbaters
maybe Jessica is the one taking the pictures? hmm?? kidding. she may be a little on the looney side, but her boobs look great!! that buys at least six months with me.
that has got to be the funniest post i’ve read, EVER!!! hahahahahaha Jenni, if you’ve got a rack like Jessica’s, we should hook up. holla at your boy.
Actually, sugar, if you take “Jennifer and cut that f-er in half” you get Jenn, not Jenni. But I do have a serious question for you — do you put a little heart or a smiley face over the “i” when you sign your name?
Ha! Best psycho rant EVER!
holly shit balls…jenni takes the cake on psychotic!!!
Jenni- if you don’t care so much why do you keep coming back and posting???
LOL! We all know who’s taking this a little too seriously!
OMG – spaz. I think Jenni needs to get laid. You know, if she is old enough.
and fyi-when did being 24 become middle-aged? I didn’t get that memo.
I have to give her credit though- “later masterbaters.” God. I wish I came up with that. The best I can do is “later gator.”
Be nice….Jenni might kick your ass in Cabo if you’re not
These have got to be children of divorce like me.
Honestly. I do-not-the f**k-understand so that’s my conclusion.
Ad also the editors and the producers. Don’t they know that all I want is to see Kristin and Stephen get back together.
It’s become my mission.
As for the episode? This one was probably my least favorite of both seasons.
Jessica is a weak focal point unless you can get her on camera being psycho and here, she was just being an insecure brat who doesn’t understand how her actions really DO affect other people.
I’ll just bet that when all of this was going on, Jessica’s friends were dogging on her hard off-camera both for letting Jason treat her like doody and then hooking up with him and for bratting to Alex at the bonfire. If Jessica wanted to really be taken seriously, she would just to Alex to bounce and that she didn’t want to hear excuses.
The girl has no self-esteem and it’s really unpleasant to watch when you KNOW you’ve done that lame shit, too. I just want to tell her that things get a million times better and lots of boys will like her if she can get away from Laguna and all of the memories of being a little on the unstable side.
I hope she goes to college.
Plus, I’d like to know how LC’s clinical depression is shaping up: Black nail polish, lots of black eye-liner, quitting college, and focusing on puzzles?
I’m just saying… Prozac can be a young girl’s bff when her real bff went off to Santa Barbara, stayed in college, and got herself a boyfriend.
Also:
1. I know SO MANY lesbians from Laguna.
2. Did Taylor go to ASU or U of A? If she’s at U of A, I am totally going to the college bars this weekend.
I’m sorry, but being young is no excuse for such incredibly poor spelling – I mean, wtf?! Don’t try to use two syllable words if you are going to use them out of context and spell them indecipherably. Stick with all the expletives you love so well. With all that free-time computer use, I would’ve thought you’d note the spell check. BTW – I am young also, viably employed, which is actually why I am in front of the computer all day, and able to have an opinion without being incredibly ignorant and insulting. Which is something you, Jenni, obviously need to work on.
When you sign up for a reality show, especially one on Mtv, you set yourself for criticism and satire. We all know that Mtv creates drama for the sake of entertainment and so do the cast members.
It is kind of like posting a comment on a gossip website. Anything you say is also subject to criticism and satire, but maybe someone is too young to realize that.
Yes Jenni, that was directed towards you.
this link was on another blog on the site. I had to post it here!!! check this one out folks! britney spears in full mom mode.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britneysbelly.jpg
jenni- nana nana boo boo…stick your head in doo doo!!
Sarah,
Taylor is at U of A. My friend told me that she rushed, and I think she went Theta.
Dear JennI,
Jessica, is that you? You can’t fool us. Turning your anger about the horrors of Laguna life and love onto innocent fun-loving Tvgasm…well, at least being obsessed with a website is better than being obsessed with Jason — typing doesn’t come with that whiny annoying voice of yours.
so i just figured out something: yes, kristin is a bitch on the show, but you love to hate her, cuz she knows she is one. she tells it like she sees it and doesn’t care what people think about her. alex (m), on the other hand, is a total hipocritical bitch. problem is, she doesn’t know it. and she seriously seems to think that jessica is in the wrong, yet she is not. god i hate her!
I thought no one was more psycho and incoherent than Holly,(check the RW recap archives-Jenni is Holly in like five years) but Jenni now is the new queen of Future Homeless Woman-Level III Psychosis.
Keep talking crazy, Jenni, and you may not be lucky enough to make it to 30-someone will either strangle you to shut you the f*ck up or you will live out your “old age” (starting at age 24, of course) in the looney bin.
The fact that you took the time to think of an answer, check the correct spelling of each person’s handle, and then type a damn research paper with footnotes shows you don’t have a life, sweetie. We all are already fully aware and unbashedly acknoweldge that we watch way too many inane reality shows, and we couldn’t believe it ourselves that we counted among our favorites Laguna Beach. In fact, we already had a really great virtual laugh about that like about two, three weeks ago, so you’re late on that, boo. If we were really capable of being embarassed or ashamed of watching, reading about, and commenting on stupid reality shows, we wouldn’t visit this site.
So stop wasting your time (and ours) by talking to “old” people.
By the way, what cool young person “with a life” even wastes their time on blogs for “old” people? How lame. I bet you visit the AARP website blogs after this one and try (and fail) to harrass retirees in your yawning chasm of spare time. Spend this much time on your damn homework, and you might pass this year.
One more thing: yeah right on checking this in a few days-your corny ass is reading this sh*t right now.
That was a good one “AW”…lol…give it a rest Jenni.
pathetic, everyone here and everything on this site! jenni i love you, lets meet up!
Sarah, LC has an intership, is in school, and is in a new relationship. Goodness forbid someone stumble a little in life and take a little time to get back on her feet. LC will be just fine.
Okay my bad, you’re 24. I’m 19. What do I know? I didn’t realize that posting twice was such a psycho thing for me to have done. How many times have you posted PK or AW…I’ve seen you’re name on here more than once scrolling through the posts. I didn’t realize having an opinion and responding back to someone trying to be a badass was psychotic??
I was doing laundry, got bored, got on the internet, found this website and thought it was funny that people who claim to be so damn mature are bashing on people my age. They’re 19, not “24″ of course they’re not going to be on the same page of mentality as you dumbass. 5 years is quite the age gap.
All in all, if you can’t handle my opinion, that’s your problem, not mine. If you get a kick out of the website, that’s fine, that’s what it’s here for. I just stated it was retarded and you went ape shit on my ass, because it’s the only entertainment you seem to get out of your sad life :-*
And no, due to popular belief I don’t dot my i’s with smiley faces, that was kind of let go oh I don’t know about 12 years ago for me.
Ciao.
I have a feeling the reason why Kristin did not stick up for Jessica was due to that fact Jessica has been soo annoying with the break up…the constant phone calls she makes to Jason, the entire time Kristin and Roz said Jason treats you like sh*t…I tend to think they are tired of hearing Jessica talk about it and not DO anything about it..plus they were at dinner and it was a shock to hear and probably akward since they were at the peace bonfire the other night!
move over jessica, jenni is in the house!
whine, whine, whine….blah, blah, blah
quit your bitching
Yes, I’m a dumbass because I like a tv show…who would have thought that liking a television show and talking about it made you a dumbass? Why did I waste so many years in college getting a Masters when all along I was just another dumbass that watched television? I want a refund from my private university for lying to me and giving me a paper saying that I was smart!
Jenni, do you really think your little comments mean anything? Yes, please reply that obviously they do because I’m replying back to you so that must mean that they do. Seriously, you must be very bored if all you can do is bash on people who do what everyone else in the world does….Talk about things they have in common!
Watch out everyone Jenni’s gettin a little out of control….lol.
Wow lol Ok now did anyone notice Jason isn’t very hair this episode except his face? I swear he glues pubes on his face not going to really say whos *giggles*. Anyways I did a little invesgating work (yes I’m bored) and I found some myspace pages so I think I shall post them for all of u LB fans since we are all pretty much all out of HS and enjoy seeing teenagers cry and try to re-live HS thru some rich kids AHHAHAHA anyways here we go
Taylor:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=9772478&Mytoken=1FBE4C45-B9B5-4600-89A172705CCA3940193671968
Alex M:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12637002&Mytoken=1FBE4C45-B9B5-4600-89A172705CCA3940193671968
Alex M music page:
http://www.myspace.com/alexmmusic
(Ok I didn’t know she was trying to get into singing but I have a small feeling she isn’t very good but thats my opinion she doesn’t have any samples on her music page)
Dieter:
http://www.myspace.com/dieterschmitz
(Dieter’s is mostly to promote his website/cause which I can’t stand Dieters little farret face but hey he’s acutally using Daddies money for something)
Ok thats all of them kids and no wonder that Cami didn’t make it on the show she is one ugly little kid but I bet she makes it on next seaon since they keep dropping names like we know these people so WOOHOO maybe we will have a 3rd season. Anyways enjoy the myspace page!
I am guessing Jenni loves to stir shit up and that’s what she’s done….good job Jenni!!! If everyone who writes on here is a loser then you have officially joined the club…it seems to me that the only thing sadder then “middle-aged” people “obsessing” about a teenage reality show is a person taking the time to complain and rant about “middle-aged” people “obsessing” over a reality show…that’s just my opinion!!
So while i do love Kristin and I get that she and Roz were probably irritated by Jessica’s stupidity – I gotta agree with other post-ers – I still thought she would show a little more balls and stick up for her friend.
Granted Jessica so annoying and its possible that MTV cut the scene to look a certain way…but the reason Kristin is cool is because she is straight up and doesn’t puss out on things. I expected her to have her friends back. It kind of made me remember how truly f-ed up high school girls can be.
Ok, 1 more thing about the whole Alex M talkin crap bout Jessica and how Roz and Kristen didn’t say anything well ok guys lets all go back to our HS days (hopefully everyone can remember them I barely can and I’m 23 lol) anyways now remember how us females (maybe males dunno I don’t have a penis) used to talk much caca about our friends no matter how close we were well I know ALL OF U FEMALES DID THIS cause I did anyways we’d all join in on the crap talking and just sit there and laugh while someone else did and throw in a few points (like Kristen did in a nice way which I commend her for) but anyways back to the point its all about fitting in and what not so I see why Roz and Kristen didn’t stop her they are in HS of course they are going to let it happen giggle about it then run off to Jessica and tell her everything if they were older u know 21+ they woulda said something so can’t get mad at these girls for something we all did. Now number 2 about how Alex M and Jason were smiling the whole time Alex was trying to rim him a new one said I said trying now we gotta go back to HS again remember when we were in total puppy lust with that really hot guy we dated and everytime u saw him ur heart would melt and all u could do was smile even if he cheated on u well ok that explains why Alex M was smiling I really can’t explain why Jason was cause well like I said no penis but that answers most of the questions. I about DIED laughing when Alex M started in on all that Jessica psycho talk of why he cheated on her I was like UH OH JESSICA JR. It was greatness. I also can see why they don’t show the parties or the “hooking up” because they are in HS and its probably something their parents know about but they don’t want the world to see their kids doing. Real World shows it because well because those people are “adults” and signed off their rights these kids parents probably signed for em. Oh and at some of the parties u can so tell they are drinking look at the plastic cups and 1st episode of this season with LC shes all stumbling her words and I think Lo tells her shes had too much or something and LC raises her cup. HAHAH that was kinda funny but anyways hope that helps y’all understand a little bit betetr.
I tried so hard not to do it, but I admit it. . .I’m twenty five with two kids and have watched this shoe since day one the first season. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but it is the ONLY show that I really watch on tv and the only night that I’m dedicated to one half-hour of television. It’s so bad that I try to make sure the kids are in bed so I can “concentrate(hee hee)” on the drama. I DO have a life, I’m a full time nurse, but this show is absolutely cathartic for me. I’m so glad that I’m not the only one my age that does this. Okay, whew. Now that being said. I actually feel sorry for Jessica because, when I was in high school I was very similar. I was very insecure and when the guy that I liked for about 8 years finally paid attention to me (even if he was a pot head), I would stay with him at any cost even though girls would tell me the horrible things he said and did when I wasn’t around. I knew it was probably true but didn’t have the concrete evidence. So, I always gave him the benefit of the doubt but would nag him about what I heard until he would get so angry he would go do something else that I would hear and get mad about. We did break up after about two months (like Jessica) but when he went out with other girls, there was no WRATH involved. Anyway, I cringe when I watch jessica because I want her to do what I didn’t and a)shut up b) have some confidence and stand up for herself. Why can’t she see that she’s an attractive girl, with potential to have an awesome personality? It actually kind of broke my heart in the epi where they were in the salon getting pedi’s and Alex walks in talking about how she’s going out with Jason to the formal! That was me (8 years ago), sitting in the chair, listening to it all, not standing up for myself and thinking “What the?” So for all the Jessica haters. Cut her some slack. she’s a good-hearted girl that just doesn’t know what’s good for her.
I am engaged to a Jason look-a-like… lol.. This show is going to destroy us. I hated high school.. too much drama… but its fun watching some1 else go thru it…
Next week episode looks like it will be a lil better then the last 2 weeks… hopefully.. I hope Jessica finally snaps and kicks Alex M’s ass..
And when did Taylor get her nose peirced?
Stop dogging out Jessica. I like her she’s like a little lost puppy. Besides Jason’s the one in the wrong. He could not wait 5 sec. to pick up the next girls there like taxi’s at the airport to he pick up one every other second.
I’m in the I like Jessica club. Sooooo much potential to be cool. I have a feeling she will grow out of this. She needs a good dude to show her the way. can i get an amen?
So what I’m a loser? Like I give a shit what you think about me. I’m in the last trimester of my pregnancy and I get bored with just doing laundry around the house, so coming on here and talking is my guilty pleasure. Muahahahahaha.
I don’t really care anymore, if you want to nit pick on them that’s fine, again i say, i just stated it was retarded. But go for it, you dissing on me and dissing on other people makes me giggle.
And my HUSBAND, yes husband, i’m married, can’t be with me during the day, because he goes to school and works. So i’m going to go take my psycho ass and put the colors in the wash biiiatch.
Who cares about what others think. Why doesn’t everbody stop their bitching and moaning and just MOVE ON!!!!!!!
Jenni, is this you?
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/britneysbelly.jpg
by the way, I think you’re posts are hilarious.
correction!!! before the grammar police come to arrest. you’re should be your. whew!! that was close.
No wonder why you’re such a bitch, you’re prego. Hope all goes well and you have a healthy child.
But honestly, you must be a boring person. I mean you bitch because we all talk about this television show we all like but what do you talk to your friends (if you have any) about? When people get together, they talk about things they have in common. It’s called being a normal human being.
Yeah, Jen. Your unborn child is swimming in all that negative energy you’re brewing up. I’m sending you love vibes. I’m calling for all the TVgasm folks to send love vibes to Jen for her unborn babe.
Feel the love Jenbot.
Dear God, Jenni’s going to be a mother soon!? A mother that can’t spell and says things like “later masterbater”. Great, good luck to that poor kid. And we talk about how dim the LB kids are…
By the way, Jenni, please stop explaining yourself, you’re making it worse.
Anyway, Roz is in the house!-literally. If you have a chance, check out MTV Overdrive: Roz is giving her house tour this week. Special bonus: Billy, Roz’s pet dog and Billy’s outfits! Speaking of Roz, I don’t think she gets enough credit for being attractive. Has anyone noticed that Roz has really nice eyes? They did a lot of facial close-ups on her this week during the peace brokering meal between the two Alex’s, and I was like, for a sidekick, Roz is not-half bad looking!
Roz gets more screen time than half the people in the opening credits. Roz needs to step out and be her own person-not a sidekick anymore!! Go Roz!!
Do I sense a Roz fanclub on the horizon?
manwhore –
no, no Roz Fanclub. But most definitely a Jenni one!
well jenni u got serious problems. Stop puuting salt on other folks game. Just like u get bored other people get bored. If u r so bored play checkers on the internet. Dont get so worked up while u r pregnant. People like this show. Honestly how long did it take to write that newspaper article. If anyone agree with this holla.
what up pimpette. I’m hollerin. holla back.
Um, Jenni, congrats on being MARRIED – what a huge ACHEIVEMENT and being PREGNANT and getting to wash lanudry all day. Hurrah! You must be so, so so so so so bored, eh? Word to the wise – a redeemed life often includes having a j-o-b. Having a HUSBAND (btw – I think most any girl could snag one of those – most gals with an education don’t do so at the age of 19, however) does not constitute an ACCOMPLISHMENT. sad for you. Now, go away.
btw – at least tell you kid “retarded” is not an adjective. ugh. And your poor, poor husband – whatever he is in school for, it must make him miserable to realize how uneducated his laundry doing wife is.
ok people. quit drinking the haterade. Jenni is lame…we all know that. So here’s to new beginnings. A new era in TVgasm land….no more of jennipooh anything allowed in here (unless it’s really hysterically degradingly funny).
I agree lets just move on to what we are here for: to talk about LAGUNA BEACH!
With that said, lets take a poll- Jason and Alex- together forver or cant last another episode?
I say the fizzle is out before it really even starts.
LOL, I didn’t wana get in the Jenni drama butI’m just itching to say something so I will. A couple of posts back she said she had a “hot” body or something to those lines but now shes 6 months pregnant? Women do NOT have hot bodies when they are pregnant I’m sorry to say and marriage at 19? Good Lord child did he knock u up and u had to get married so the trailor park commitee wouldn’t kick ur family out? LOL Anyways yea my grammer sucks guys and I’m using “chatroom-lingo” but I’m doped up on cold meds so my cold will go away. I hear something buzzing y’all hear that? BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, Jenni ur done just like ur laundry.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2924605&Mytoken=86CBCD7E-8C6F-4A54-81FD21963D8D7492255941031
Roz’s makeout buddy jeff has a myspace too, lol
Did you all know that Laguna is spanish for the guna? little trivia for all you gasm people.
You guys, I think this thing with Jenni was gotten really weird.
Why hate on people? You all get an opinion, shouldn’t she?
Taylor is at the U? Awesome! That makes me like her a little more – Tucson is way more grounded that Tempe. I bet she’s doing really well in Tucson. I also bet pledging was a good experience for her – I was KD and LOVED it! And before people get crazy and start bashing the Greek system, count to ten and keep in mind that sure, it’s not for everyone, but it can be a lot of fun and it can be exactly what some people need in their lives. My best friend hated that I pledged and we are still best friends, even though she’s in Chicago and I’m in Tucson.
As for LC – yeah, people do stumble and need a second but she’s doing an internship at Teen Vogue and there’s a spin-off series being negotiated. I think LC is depressed. You go to your condo and stay in the whole time? I know there’s a lot to be said for the fact that the show only captures a moment in time but when was the last time you saw that girl smile? Plus, at the VMAs, she was definitely following Stephen around as he followed Kristin around. Same-old, same-old.
I do think that LC’s internship has more to do with an MTV show than it does with applying and being selected from a candidate pool. Even if she was, her activities at the Simpsons’ VMA party were kind of sad and lonely. I don’t hate on her, I just think a little Zoloft would help.
Read my website.
You’ll know I have no judgments against the Great Depressed.
Finally, Jessica sucks but more importantly, the show sucks for taking advantage of what will most likely become REALLY hard to live down. Think about it: You know some of your worst teenage moments. Hell, some of mine happen 2 years ago. If those had been on camera the way Jessica’s whining tantrum and wildly gesturing arms were on camera, you would grow up to be whomever you are at 25 or 30 and you would own that behavior BUT a nation of viewers would own it as well.
I put a LOT about my personal life on the world wide web, more so than my family and ex-honeys would like to see and I get hate mail. I can’t imagine how shitty it would be to be in your freshman year of college and watching yourself do some of the things she’s done. She’s a weak focal point because either she really has some serious issues with her self-esteem or she has been portrayed very poorly.
Screw the producers if the girl has the issues that I would bet she does and screw the editors for making it seem worse than it is if she is totally healthy.
I’m just saying – watching her is painful for a number of reasons and I feel really sorry for her.
More Stephen and Kristin!
Wow, looks like #80 needs a chill pill. Anyway, I loved the recap B-side- thought it was hilarious, especially Jessica’s letter to Coca Cola! I thought this ep was really good. I was crackin up when Talan told Jessica that she’s gonna squirt one – absolutely hilarious (and insensitive)! This ep also made me despise Alex M., and Jason’s hilarious.
Jenni,
You seem to have a lot of rage. I’ll bet money that if you spend this much time responding to other’s posts and starting arguments on the internet that you too will be watching MTV when you are (gasp) TWENTY FOUR.
Sarah, what’s your website address? You have my curiosity spinning a bit. Thanks,
Thomas
Now that I have that off my back (sorry) I just have to say the post about Jason being 35 is really funny. He always has such a lost look on his face. Yes, Jessica is annoying. Yes, Alex is an ugly man. I do love Kristen and Roz though. I am really excited for the next episode to see the “wrath.” Also, I thought Taylor totally freaking out about dinner was really funny and sad at the same time.
All yall people out there need to stop hating on us just because we rich. I may not be fine to yall but I got the hottest guy in Laguna. That says alot about me. Yall just mad cause yall dont look like me. Find something better to do with yall time. I’m preety to myself and to Jason. So I dont give a damn what yall say. So stop talking shit. Dont talk shit about my friend Casey either. I’m at Marymouunt and if any of u bitches have a problem come and see me and tell me to my face that I am an ugly man. You will get your ass whupped. Stop taking this shit so seriously. This all happened the first half of the year. They are our memories meant to entertain. Everyone in highschool can relate on some level. We are people with feelings. Haters get a grip. To all my fans thank yall and much love. Check out “My Space”. This will be my only post. I’m putting all yall haters in yall place. Have a good time reading this. I know I’ll have only a million posts. Bye haters.
I love it when people get bored and pretend they are one of the case members. The best ones are where they spell the person’s name wrong.
Alex we r not hating on u. I for one think that ur cool. I dont think that u stole jason from jessica. You r beautiful inside out dont worry about what other people think. I’ve seen u around campus. That new lighter color in ur hair is awesome. I hope u read this remeber keep ur head up.
Everybody Lc is pregnant with Stevens baby. There r pictures to prove. She is about 2 months. She looked very sad and depresed. Poor Lc.
Alex,
Your post din’t come from Laguna. It came from Lahood. nice try, dork.
Sorry epiphany but Laguna in spanish does not mean “the guna”. It would mean that if it was La guna but laguna does not mean anything in spanish. where do you get your information?
Wow it looks like Jenni needs to get a life quick…or wasnt she the one who said she was living it (which i guess means putting the colors in the wash). weird. o.
Can’t wait to see you on Monday…biyotches!!!!!!!
Chick-
Where are these pictures that prove LC is pregnant with Stephens baby??
If your gonna inform, you gotta share.
Someone help me out!
This is the list of LB grads, found everyone but dumb ass Jason Wahler and Talan Torriero–how funny if they didnt graduate!
Congrats grads
Laguna Beach High School held its graduation ceremonies on Thursday, with about 220 seniors receiving diplomas:
Rubicela R. Abarca
Raul Rodriquez Albarran
Sarah Faith Alcone
Cataldo Salvatore Alessi
Michael La Pierre Anderson
Diana Samantha Anenberg
Gregory Isaac Arellano
Jessica Arnold
Kristina Kindell Arrington
Ryan Daniel Ashauer
Heather Nicole Barber
Seth Whitin Barnard
Mahri Layla Barnes
Jamie Cozette Basich
Brian H. Bergen
Dena Rose Berkson
Alexandra Lucette Bernard
Casey Briana Bird
Jeffrey David Bolar
Jeffrey James Boyle
Seychelle Hagen Bradley
Alana McGuire Braun
Bryan Bloch Brown
Kylie Michelle Buck
Michael Akira Bunting
Bret Daniel Mann Burge
Michelle Amber Burkhardt
Blakely Morgan Burns
Rebecca Ann Campoy
Nicole Christine Carroll
Kristin Elizabeth Cavallari
Joshua Nicolás Cedeño
Cedric George Channels
Andrew William Chapel
Gillian Mary Claar
Kathryn Louise Coblio
Devin Morgana Cohee
Taylor Lauren Cole
Mandy Elaine Collins
Roland Javier Cosio
Brian David Cronin
Charles Jacob Csira
Michelle Kristine Darnall
Christopher Craig de Lorm
Simone Alexandre de Vilmorin
Sean Charles deGarmo
Matthew Shawn De La Torre
Morgan Ashley Derichsweiler
Sean James Dollar
Cecilia Doreng-Stearns
Addison Elaine Doud
Nicholas Andrew Du Vernet
Lewis Henry Esler Duker
Lindsey Taryn Engelhardt
Jonathan H. Ewing
Jesse Dean Fair
Ryan Corcoran Fair
Sam E. Ferguson
Connor Hunt Ficcadenti
Brittany Elise Field
Jeremy Bernard Frimond
Trevor Wally Frimond
Mikela Elizabeth Fritz
Sean Taylor Fuszard
David Richard Galanter
Anika Cole Gannon
Stephanie Marie George
Babak Azad Gilani
Katherine Jeanette Delfino Gordon
Christopher Bertrand Gourdal
Samantha Christine Grant
Chelsea Loren Guthrie
Courtney Jane Hamchuk
Danielle Rose Hammersmith
Robert James Harman Jr.
Lauren Ann Harris
Ryland Cleyton Harris
Tyler Fletcher Hathaway
Alexandra Joy Hawthorne
Cassidy Nicole Hazelbaker
Ryan Robert Hedden
Kendall Nicole Hellman
Randall Tyler Hellman
David Lawrence Hempen
Joy Marie Henderson
Laura Marin Herbert
Christopher Ryan Hoffman
Lauren Alexandria Hooser
Danielle Jean Hoysgaard
Jon Michael Huerta
Alexandrea Young Irvine
Maximillian Nathaniel Marley Jaffe
Martin G. Jaimes
Michael Charles Jennings
Vincent Tomomi Kardos
Shaylen Lauren Keller
Kendra Clara Kent
Mehran Khamnehipour
Kristina Marie Kieswetter
Brent Ryan Kling
Adria Jeanine Kloke
Michael Willey Kote
Ivan Kovacevic
Brett Douglas Landrum
Courtney Elizabeth Lauwereins
Danielle Christine Lawrence
Derick Unsal Lee
Andrew John Liddiard
Evan Graham Lockwood
Carly Michele LoJacono
Samuel Luna Flores
Roya F. Mahdavi
Dina Abbas Mahmood
Katy Lynn Manee
Natalie Rose Marshall
Alexis Joyce Martinson
Courtney Nicole Mayo
Kailee Ruth McGee
Roxanne Perkins McKnight
Jeri Lima McManus
Christina Wallis Mestre
Correy Danielle Miller
Ryan Taylor Moore
Stephanie Patricia Morgan
Lucas Coalson Morris
Alexandra L. Murrel
Cassandra Jean Navarrete
Brianna Lynn Neal
Anna Jean Nelson
Meredith Margaret Nilsen
Ty Garrett Nutting
William Stewart O’Hare III
Kimberly Lynn Ochwat
Ryan Christopher Okie
Stephanie Olamendi
Clark Eugene Olson
John Paul Olson
Allison Jeanne Parmentier
Shawn Wright Pfendler
Allison Allen Phillips
Jake Samuel Pinto
Brendon Patrick Preston
Jennifer Anne Pries
Katherine Emma Elizabeth Proctor
Jillian Rochelle Rabago
Gabriel Cohn Rabben
Katherine Elizabeth Rabun
Pablo Ramirez Estrada
Jenna Christina Rehnborg
Casey Beau Reinhardt
Shane Kulani-Jay Riehl
Kelly Elizabeth Roark
Rachel Erin Rogers
Emily Alder Rolfing
Matthew James Rollings
Cynthia Ronses
Christopher James Rosney
Keara Ann Ross
Bradford Jay Rowley II
Elena Ruelas
Mónica Salgado Alvárez
Deanna Mary Schafer
J. Michael Selevan
Erik St. John Seyster
Babak Shahmardi
Will Mitchell Sherman
Natalie Shusterman
Michelle Gail Simonson
Collin Robert Smith
Jessica Renee Smith
Morgan Nicole Souders
Cambria Lynn Steel
Sara Louise Stevenson
Scott Zerfing Stinnett
Joseph Michael Suchy
Christopher Alphonso Summers
Kevin Jyetsong Tan
Alana Alexandra Thomson
Cache Taylor Tucker
Ian Frank Tucker
Adam A. Turbi
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Scott Douglas Urban
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Keith Darwin Vallis
Megan Elizabeth Van Dyke
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Alison Leigh Wallis
Elliot Whittaker Whalen
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Chelsi Lynn Whitworth
Spencer Harold Willhoit
Scott Patrick Winner
Allison Elaine Winston
Bradley Lewis Wolf
Amantha Lee Writer
Remington Kingsley Liyih Wu
Laura Jeanne Yale
Dagmarette Yen
Itzel Yanira Zamora
Blake Colleen Zerboni
Roy A. Ziegler II
Brittany Raquel Ziolkowski
Isaac Alexander Zoller
Honorary Diplomas:
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Yeah whats this about about LC being pregnant??? I want details..she was just on TRL on Wed…she didnt look pregnant.
Why on god’s green earth did you post ALL the names? Seriously…that was stupid. Oh and Talan did not graduate because he dropped out of school in order to pursue a musical career. He’s THAT smart that he didn’t need that last half a year!
Can’t find the link but was posted in thier local newspaper.
Sorry about all the names, I really didnt realize it was that long…but you didnt have to be rude..and yea go figure he’d do something like that, he’s SO Great on this show, I’m SURE he’ll find a job real quick!
LOL, When did Alex M become a wigger from Texas? I’m from Texas and I don’t even say y’all as much as “she” did. Anyways “Alex”, if u don’t enjoy the hating then why sign up for a show that makes u look like an asshole? Everyone knows MTV is all about making people look like assholes or are u not smart enough to figure that out because mommy and daddy paid for ur HS degree?
http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/091605_alexmtemplearticleBG.jpg
alex m on her music from pink is the new bloq.
I was just watching the episode before this one and when the girls are at casey’s house taylor’s hair is shoulder length, but at the end of the episode she has her extensions from formal. This episode (the bonfire) its back to short. A little out of order in the editing??
That’s what you get for being attentive while watching Laguna; you see Taylor or Talan’s magi-grow hair.
OMG JASSICALEX!!!
And what’s with the Laguna Beach product placement? Has anybody else noticed it? All the kids wear shirts, hats whatever that say “Laguna Beach” or LB.
Do you really think that Kristin wanted to wear a big, brand new red sweatshirt that said Laguna Beach at the post-peace bonfire breakfast? Come on now. That’s so not designer.
And Jason wore his lovely maroon LB baseball hat when he played golf. And I’ve seen Talan and Stephen sport Laguna Beach stuff.
What’s next? Laguna Beach condoms? Laguna Beach bubble gum? Laguna Beach cheese, to make Casey-dillas?
I know how much you’ve all missed me and you’re still talking about me.
Yeah I’m pregnant and married at 19. That’s my business, I wouldn’t take my son back or my husband back for the world, because they are what make me happy. It’s not my fault that you think talking about teenagers when you’re “24″ is the lime light in your life. Don’t be jealous!! Just because you haven’t found someone who wants to take care of your dirty ass isn’t really my problem..
I’m not the one acting like a dumbass and like someone pissed in my cheerio’s because I said talking about people you don’t know on a reality television show was DUMB.
Sorry I had a fucking opinion. If you want to sit there and talk about them that’s fine, but when someone calls you out on it for being lame, don’t get pissed off, it’s an “opinion” just like what you had. If you can dish it, be able to have it thrown back in your face bitches.
Like I said, yes I watch the show. Yes some of the shit they do on there is retarded, but it’s high school. High school is retarded. These kids are my age and yes to someone in their “middle 20′s who claim to be totally superior and have jobs and supposedly have lives,” wouldn’t necessarily be posting about something a teenager would be doing. Didn’t you do dumb shit that was annoying when you were that age? I have.
And shame on you for dissing me for doing laundry. I like clean clothes, you don’t? Ewww, nasty bitch. And no for your information I don’t live in a trailer park, I live in a nice house. And for someone coming on here to bitch about kids and their name brand shit, that was very superficial of you my dear. HOW SCANDELOUS.
And on an ender..you’re bitching at me for the same thing you’re doing to someone else. So shame on me for stooping to YOUR level.
Yes you are entitled to your opinion, Jenni…So with that said, CAN WE ALL MOVE ON? Lord, I tried to ignore this arguement thats been going on but now its just ridiculous. If EVERYONE would just ignore her opinions, if you dont like them,MAYBE this crap would GO AWAY!!
I agree with Kiki. This has become very childish and stupid. People- GROW UP!!!!!
if your 19 then didnt you JUST come out of high school, geeze get over yourself already. I wished you well with the unborn, said my peace, not shut up, stop coming back and adding in quarters. I want a refund already!
I think everyone wears stuff that says their town’s name on it…not that weird.
Jenni- not to burst your bubble or anything but the ONLY reason ppl respond to you is because you are writing insanely long posts that are very angry. How can you think you would not get a response? If you haven’t noticed, people aren’t nice on here…not to anyone so if you don’t like the heat…get outta tha kitchen!!!
Churchill,
http://arizonasarah.diaryland.com
I have no idea why I’m unable to get links to post here the way they do at the other message boards that center around pretty people who could, albeit uncomfortably, be my children. I’m 31 and I have a Sim who looks like Kristin.
So sue me.
When mu Kristin Sim dies from my neglect (I tend to forget to pause when a neighbor stops by or when I hop on the phone), I’m totally going to make a surfer Sim named Stephen.
Oh and people, stupid rumors about the cast are totally uncessary.
I agree – if you have the goods, share them.
Otherwise, you’re just taking up space, sweetheart.
Oh.
And if anyone starts a support group for not very Christian Singles who are over 30 and who love this show, call me. I might need to bring this show up to my therapist next week.
LAGUNA BEACH SUCKS
Does anyone know the name of the song that was playing before and after Jason and Alex broke up?? I know the lyrics kept repeating “It’s up to me…” and at one point said “I’m still hoping to let you go” Please let me know!!
Nikki-
I think you can go to mtv.com and look on the episode guide and I think it gives the music that was in the episode. Hope that helps!!
I am so waiting for a recap of last nights episode because i so missed it
There are so many things I can say about last night’s episode but the first thing that comes to mind is that Alex M. came off looking like an idiot by the end of the show. Jason played her severely. Also, what is up with Jason and the hickeys? Icky Hickey is what I am going to call him now.
Thank you. Good day.
Yeah Alex did look like an idiot. In my opinion she got played worse than Jessica,(haha). I never thought I would say this but Roz disappointed me in this (Cabo) episode, I knew Kristen wouldnt have a problem turning on Jessica but Roz…I just couldnt believe it.
I agree! Jason just wanted somadat nasty azz! I can’t wait for the recap! come on Tvgasm!!!
ALex was horrible in last nights episode.
First of all she was a lunatic ranting and raving.
Then she goes to Jason who brushes her off in the worst way.
Next week now I see Alex is all up in Caseys face over something Casey told Jason…wtf?
Alex is a wacko.
Jason does not even really like her..why is she acting like this!
I thought Alex was going to be the cool laid back chick Jason could deal with..NOT!!
LOL
Thanks Emily!! I found it – the name is “Up to Me” by 5 Times August, just in case anyone else was wondering.
I think Alex has a little sadistic streak…making Jessica call herself a slut and then putting her down and calling her “low” because she did. I like Alex. She didn’t make a move on meathead until he & Jess broke up.
Jess is too whiny. She’ll learn though as she get more experience. Boys/men don’t like that. She needs to get comfortable with herself first.
Now, my thoughts on meathead (Jason)Sorry teenyboppers, he most definitly is NOT hot. He looks vaguely like a monkey.
He has shown 0% personality and everytime one of his girlfriend’s wants to talk about why he’s an ass, or why he lied, cheated, etc. all he does is look over her shoulder or to the side, with his mouth in a smirk, and shrug his shoulders.
What a winner!
I think that Jessica could not have looked any hotter when she was wearing her bikini. I mean she was pouring out of that swimsuit. I cannot imagine Jason not wanting to hook up with all that
I think it’s a great show and it shouldn’t matter how old you are, that isn’t a prerequisite to watching it. Entertainment is just that entertainment. The cast, they are all pretty interesting to look at.
THERE ALL LITTLE HIZZIES THATS WHY THEIR IGNORING THE FACT THAT FOR ONCE THERS SUM CHIK THAT HAS A LITTLE MORALS (JESS) CUZ THEY ALL HOOK UP WITH THERE GUYZ BEHIND SUM ONES BAK!!!! HINT LC KRISTIN STEVEN TAYLOR TALAN JASON ALEX YAH AND SHE TOOK HER MAN SO COMMON SENSE HE WILL ALWAYS GO BAK TO THA ONE HE LEFT DUH SO JESS DOESNT HAV A STRIKE AGAINST HER THAT WAS HER GUY SHE HAD EVERY RITE THAT BITCH WAS SCAN SHE NEW HE HAD A GIRL SHE WANTED TO PLAY WITH HIS MIND AND SHE DID BESIDES ONLY LO KRISTIN JESS AND LC ARE THE PRETTY ONES THERE ALL HURT AND TAYLOR LOOKS LIKE THE SISTER TO THE BOY WHO PLAYED IN THE CHER MOVIE MASK ONCE A CHEATER SUMTIMES A CHEATER AND IF HE CANT STOP U JUS AINT GOOD ENUFF HUH
so what was the rumor that Casey spread about Alex??? I hate it when they don’t give specifics!
How can we like get in touch with them b/c I think Stephan is so freakin sexy oh man I want him!!! But ne who welp i like better go Lata!