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Wednesday, October 5, 2005
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Cha cha cha! It’s fiesta time in Laguna Beach! This week’s episode was all about gettin’ drunk on what I imagined was Cinco De Mayo (why else would white kids throw a fiesta?), and while there was all sorts of good drama (like OMG! Kristin totally hooked up with Jessica’s crush!), the real story was watching Roz get drunk and dance around her house like a latter day Tom Cruise in Risky Business, except fully-clothed. We also learned other intriguing things about this sidekick’s personality: her shyness with boys, her love of piñatas, and of course, her deep, undying fear of WAVES. So grab some nachos and a big sombrero. In the immortal words of Lionel Richie in his seminal anthem, All Night Long, “we’re going to party, karamu, fiesta, forever!” Everyone Loves a Spicy Latina Party!Previously on Laguna Beach, Kristin explained to us that her trip up north had been a total dud. “My weekend in San Francisco was a disaster,” she said. Like, totally! Those seagulls were all like stalking you! Way to ruin a weekend, BIRDS. Actually, Kristin’s Bay Area sojourn wasn’t undermined by the gregarious larine population. (larine = pertaining to gulls. I just looked it up.) No, her trip, as you may remember, was sullied by various romantic overtures made by a horny and nostalgic Stephen, thus ruining the platonic vibe we all so expected. We did expect that, right? Of course not. Kristin voiced her disappointment: “Stephen just didn’t get it that we couldn’t be a couple anymore.” Yeah, why would he think that? It’s not like when you guys see each other, you go out on Valentine’s Day dates or anything.
Anyway, enough with the Stephen junk. No one really cares about him except the producers and his wayward sidekick, Dieter. Instead, Kristin then focused on the latest Jessica saga, which thankfully seemed more upbeat than usual. You see, she had a new crush to fixate on (Jeff, Roz’s lovable Winter Formal date), and Kristin was really happy for her. “Jessica had been through so much drama. I just wanted her to be happy.” She then added, “So I, you know, hooked up with her crush. To make her happy!” Actually, in the twisted world of Jessica, having new drama to chew on probably did make her happy. And yes, Kristin did hookup with Jeff; although, we only saw an abbreviated version in the preview. So we’ve seen Alex hookup with Jeff and now Kristin. Jessica really wants sidekick sloppy seconds?
Well, we finally moved on to the opening scene, and surprise surprise, we found Jessica reclining on the beach with Alex H. (who I call Roz because 1) I firmly believe she has a strong resemblance to Peri Gilpin from Frasier; 2) regardless of how she looks, she’s such a Roz; and 3) it’s too annoying to have two Alex’s all the time). Nevertheless, nary an opening scene goes by without our girl Roz, and even though she has yet to make it to the opening credits (can we start an online petition? Maybe get Bono working for this cause?), I think it’s safe to say that she owns the first 90 seconds of this show.
Tonight, Roz had a very thought-provoking question: “What’s that saying? It’s like don’t hate the player, hate the game? Is that how it goes?” Yes, it is. But wait, Jessica had a dissenting view. “Don’t hate the game, hate the player,” she said. No, you’re wrong bitch. Oops, I should know better. Don’t hate the player (Jessica), hate the game (general stupidity). Okay, to be fair, I suppose either expression can be applied depending on the situation. “Don’t hate the game, hate the player?” verified Roz before snipping, “I hate the f*cking game!” Whoa, simmer down, Roz! Looks like someone gets testy when her Master Kristin isn’t nearby.
Roz was still annoyed, though, as she moaned, “I don’t know how to play the game!” Of course not. That’s why you’re a sidekick, Rozzy. “I feel like every time I talk to a guy, I screw it up somehow because I’m not playing the game right,” she then said. Aww, she’s bearing her soul. It’s so sweet, so tender, so WRONG. Sidekicks are to remain silent!
Luckily, Roz made up for this transgression by hosting the famed fiesta at her house. Normally, I’d balk at the oddity of having a party at the sidekick’s house and not the Master’s, but then I remembered that duh! What Master wants to deal with all the work of a party? Clearly, this is sidekick terrain.
Anyway, as I said before, I’ll just assume this was a Cinco De Mayo celebration. Why else would these girls throw a Mexican-themed bash? Besides, it’s not like “Fiesta!” decorations are readily available at the local party store all year round. At least not in Laguna, home to .743 non-white people. I personally enjoyed the little sign hanging on Roz’s wall that said, “Happy Fiesta!” Honestly, what a stupid sign. It’s not like every time I throw a party, I put up a banner that says, “Happy Party!” But maybe I should….
Well, just when we thought this would be one fiesta pacífico, our old friend Mr. Drama had to rear his ugly head. Talan called up Kristin and asked if he could invite Morgan over. After some awkward and shifty deliberations, Kristin and Roz decided that yes, Morgan could come over, but none of the other girls. What about Casey? Surely she’d embrace this Mexican-themed shindig, especially if it meant she could bring some of Imelda’s prized quesadillas.
And because it never gets old…
Click on Casey to hear her request quesadillas…
We knew this whole invite-Morgan-but-not-the-others would lead to chaos, but for now, let’s not harsh my buzz and just enjoy this part-ay! Roz, dressed in what looked like a Gumby-green towel, poured some margaritas (non-alcoholic, I’m sure!) and announced, “Okay, we’re ready for our party.”
[Crickets]
Fiesta!
Meanwhile, in less interesting corners of The ‘Guna, LC was packing for a business trip up to San Fran. And of course, if there’s ever anyone packing, first rule of sidekicking is that the sidekick must observe. Because the chirpy Lo was off at college, skinny Ashlee Simpson wannabe Jen had to step up, making her first major appearance since the end of last season. The two babbled about LC’s trip and whether or not she’d see Stephen and blah blah blah just about the only thing interesting about this was seeing just how much bronzer this Jen girl was willing to spackle on her face. Literally, her face was orange, her neck was beige. Conveniently, Stephen called up to arrange dinner plans, and the longer LC talked on the phone, the more orange Jen’s face seemed to turn. She was like the long lost pumpkin cousin of Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
The Golden Girl
Over at casa de Roz, it looked like this party was finally getting into full gear. We suddenly cut to a peppy montage of all the youngsters pouring into Roz’s apparently unlocked house. Through the front door, through the side door, from the sky, from the sewers, everyone descended on this fiesta del awesome with the excited glee of children entering a toy store. I mean, everyone was there! Jessica! Cedric! Jason! It was like a convention for patterned t-shirts. Oh, and of course, Jason completely ignored Jessica, despite the presence of her always seductive lollipop. Of course, the party wasn’t complete until Talan showed up. Next thing we knew, Alex was slurring her words and asking surprisingly forward questions.
“Talan, did you lose your sidekick?” she asked. Whoa! She knows about Sidekick Theory? That’s crazy! Was she offering her sidekick services? To be fair, Talan never really had a sidekick. He’s kind of like the Murphy Brown of Masters. He just burns right through the sidekicks. Oh wait… I just realized. They were talking about T-Mobile Sidekicks. That’s not nearly as fun.
As for Jessica, she was unsurprisingly moping in the corner now that Jason had ignored her presence (he only has eyes for Ceddy. When will you learn??). Luckily, Kristin was there to be a super friend and give her a pep talk. It was a pretty sweet moment, especially because Kristin has such a wonderful way with words: “So then I was like, wait a minute. Wait a minute! You know??” Totally.
Things suddenly went from enjoyable to stupendous as suddenly a very drunken Roz flittered across the screen, shaking maracas and rocking a sombrero. “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It’s a FIESTA!!!” she yelled. Holy shit. This is amazing. Roz unleashed. Okay, here’s the thing. What have been some of the best Laguna Beach moments? Stephen calling Kristin a slut in Cabo, Alex calling Jessica a slut in Cabo, Casey asking her housekeeper to make quesadillas, and now this, Roz drunk at her own fiesta. Lesson learned: any time these kids interact with Mexican culture, we get TV gold. Remember that, MTV.
Well, Roz may have been wasted, but she was still the hostess. “Everyone stand up out of your seats. Piñata!” exclaimed SlurryRoz. Yes, if there’s one thing this sidekick likes, it’s a good old fashioned piñata bashing. Unfortunately, she kind of forgot the whole blindfold thing, but luckily Jason was quick to improvise by wrapping a sombrero around some poor guy’s face. When later asked what he thought of the piñata, Jason replied, “Yeah, no. I guess.” He then stared blankly for ten seconds, occasionally scratching his beard and rubbing his nose.
Okay, that didn’t happen — at least, not as far as we could see. Later, things became more romantic as Roz, Jessica, and Jeff crowded together to take some photos. And look! Jessica lurves Jeff. They even posed together for a dreamy picture. Unfortunately, while Jessica and some other walked off towards the water, Kristin swooped in and began drunkenly flirting with Jeffy. One thing led to another, and suddenly the two drunkards were smooching hot and heavy right there in the open. Uh oh. Looks like this was turning into quite the fiesta escandalosa!
Unsurprisingly, when we came back from the commercial break, one of the very first things we heard was, “What a bitch!” Yes, those three Laguna outcasts, Alex, Morgan, and Taylor all played a lackluster game of pool and gabbed about the BBQ they weren’t invited to, and of course, it didn’t take long for them all to dismiss Kristin and her hookup with Jeff.
“That is so rude to do to Jessica,” said Alex, who would never do anything rude like, I don’t know, corner Jessica in Mexico and call her a f*cking ho. The speed at which these girls shift from friend to enemy and then friend again is astounding. Next week, we’ll probably see Alex playing cat’s cradle with Casey while Taylor sits alone on the curb outside.
Elsewhere, that other trio of bitches (Kristin, Jessica, and Rozzy) all met up to debrief about the big fiesta. Jessica boasted “I miss Jason, on, no, I don’t really,” which, of course, means that she does. Roz, meanwhile, was quite the firebrand. “Supposedly, Alex and Taylor were really mad that they weren’t invited,” she scoffed, as if it were totally illogical that the only three girls excluded from the fiesta should take it personally. Hey Roz, whatever happened to your peace bonfire? Weren’t you trying to be friends with these girls? I mean, you were a founding member of the Alex & Alex Peace Negotiations.
“Seriously, we don’t hang out with them,” Roz noted. Uh… except for all those times over the past three episodes when you hung out with them. Again, peace bonfire.
Conversation then moved onto more pressing matters: would the girls be heading down to San Diego to play in a wave pool. Once again, the very talkative Roz spoke up: “I’m scared of waves. Why would I want to go to a fake wave?” Well, actually, it would be better for you to go to a fake wave because there’s less risk and… Okay, I’m not going to sit here and argue with a person on my television about the benefits of a wave pool.
We then paused to throw a bone to those people who actually care about LC and Stephen, and caught up with the duo up in SF where they did all sorts of exciting things like… meet up, and…. go to dinner. Stephen announced that he’d be moving to Los Angeles where he’d take classes at Santa Monica College. We knew you’d never be able to stray from the spotlight long. Sucker. We also learned that Kristin and Roz were planning on getting a place in Marina Del Rey, and you know what that means? Time for a TVgasm stalking trip! It’s really too bad that my fascination with Roz really wasn’t fully developed that one time I ran into her and Kristin. I mean, I took pictures, so I wasn’t totally uninterested, but you know what I mean.
Later at dinner, Stephen asked LC, “What do you think would happen if me and you ever had a full-on relationship that lasted?” We could practically see her heart go pitter-pat with the suggestion. Kind of cruel since he must know how much she cares for him. Afterwards, the two wandered around the city as Journey played, and as they looked over the bay, LC asked, “Is that the Bay Bridge?” Didn’t you live in San Fran for a semester? C’mon, if you can’t tell the difference between the Golden Gate Bridge and the Bay Bridge by now, you’re a complete idiot. Sorry, LC. I like you, but, well, maybe you should take that another course at Irvine. You know, the one called “How to not be totally dumb.”
The next day in San Diego, a group of Laguners sans Roz and Kristin arrived at the wave pool to get their surf on. Because despite the endless footage of surfers in Laguna, sometimes it’s more fun to go to a fake wave instead. Cedric attempted to harness this great wave, but alas, his surfboard was whisked away faster than his anal cherry. Later, when Jeff hit the surf, Jessica squealed with delight, cheering him on from the sidelines. Wow, these two made Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello look like Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
I feel like this is somehow symbolic of Jason and Cedric’s relationship.
Afterwards, Jessica gabbed with Alex and Taylor about Jeff, and once again, I was baffled by these girls’ uncanny ability to suddenly embrace each other as friends. I just don’t get it. Nevertheless, Alex and Taylor told Jessica that Jeff really liked her, causing her to chirp, “Really? You think? All of his friends are lie we know he likes you, he just won’t admit it, but we know he does.” Yes, he likes you so much that he hooked up with Kristin to prove it. Somehow, everyone wound up complimenting Jessica, the one-time slut, by saying, “Not only are you pretty on the outside, you’re gorgeous on the inside.” And you know what else is gorgeous? Unabashed phoniness.
What did you think about this episode? Are these girls awesomely ridiculous? Or ridiculously awesome?
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I definately agree with all of your comments on this episode…
…although I must admit Jeff is DEFINATELY a hottie. Anyway, I think that Alex M should shut her big ass mouth and stop yelling at people. On top of that, I think she should get treated for a possible yeast infection? All i know is that I can’t wait to see those gorilla costumes in the next episode…i am not sure where that is going to go…:)
I think this season has been 10 times better than the last, I use to hate it but now I’m addicted to it (and you’re awesome recaps).
First off, I loved how Jessica got that quote wrong. hehe. I actually am liking her a lot more now, she wasn’t so whiny and crazy in this episode. She’s a pretty girl, but like everyone has said, needs some self-esteem.
I love how apparent it was that everyone was drunk at the Fiesta, especially Kristin with her shirt falling off her shoulders.
These girls are phony, but unfortunetly that’s how a lot of high school girls are…hopefully they’ll rid themselves of it, but for now I doubt it.
oh and …L.C. and Stephan may be cute, but they are BORING!!
I’ll leave on this quote “Lesson learned: any time these kids interact with Mexican culture, we get TV gold. Remember that, MTV.” hehe.
funniest recap yet B-side! well worth the wait
Oh B-Side you’ve done it again!! You never cease to amaze me with your wit and candor. I just loved your recap…it’s as if you read my mind! Maybe it was just me, but after the episode ended abruptly and awkwardly with Jessica walking on the beach with Jeff I was slightly confused. Did that episode really just happen? Did I miss something? Is there a lost episode in between last week and this week that they forgot to air? Perhaps MTV is cutting it’s editing budget for this show or perhaps these kids really are that, as you put it, awesomely ridiculous. Hopefully next week’s episode will get us back on track or maybe just fill in some gaps. Untill then, I will just have to pass the time by playing that Casey aduio clip over and over and over…so hilarious!! Loved the recap B-Side!!
“his surfboard was whisked away faster than his anal cherry” has to be the funniest thing I’ve read on here, but that’s probably just because the Cedric and Jason gay relationship is so funny to start with.
I agree with people in the last post who suggested that the kids at the fiesta were on x, and not just drunk. I mean Kristin was biting Jeff’s elbow and saying, “I love you.” She seemed too goofy to be just somewhat-intoxicated Kristin. Plus Roz’s dance moves were too hot to be fueled by alcohol alone. Did anyone else notice that Kristin’s hair at the fiesta was really blonde and then “the next day” when they’re chatting about the fiesta, her hair is mostly dark with blonde streaks? Maybe I’m just dumb and her hair is the same and the only difference is she had the darker layers showing.
B-side, I think you left out to great Kristin quotes while she and Roz were at the nail salon. First, Kristin said something like, “And they just sit around going (random squeaking noises).” The one I really figured you’d like was when Roz asked why they’d want to go to the fake and wave and Kristin said, “Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” for about 10 seconds. That seems like the type of sound byte you would enjoy since you like Kristin’s awkward like’s and um’s.
Don’t we already know that Talan is the one who asks Kristin to prom? I guess Kristin will have to add another day to the amount of time she’s hooked up with Talan. I can’t wait for the gorilla suits, though.
I loved this episode! Alex H. and Kristin were so obviously drunk and it was hilarious. But i think that was kinda a mean move on kristins part to hook up with a boy that jessica so obviously likes, but it is kinda hard not to kiss random boys when your drunk. I think they should just cut steven and lc out of the show completely. They are soooo not interesting and no one really cares about them. I can’t wait until next epidode when they go to prom.
Does anyone remember the ambiguously gay duo on SNL? Jason and Ceddy are pretty close! Love it!
Hey BSide. Re your fixation on Kristin. She may be in MDR, and she MAY be in my hurricane-stranded niece’s Communications class at temporary refuge, Loyola Marymount University, conveniently located near… MDR. The niece thinks it’s Kristin, but the MDR reference on this week’s show sealed up the need for me to force the niece to engage in our favorite L.A. activity, camera-phone stalking. We’ll see what happens. Gawd, I hope Kristin doesn’t read this.
I love the Casey and Terry picture – so mean, yet very, very funny, and quite amazing that they look so similar…..hmmmmm?
I still think that they were having the x party theme….A bit too much laughter, silliness for just drinking. Do any of these kids have parents or are they all orphans???
Oh, B-side, you (sigh) just make me happy..(sigh longer)
Well worth the wait.
Why can’t the producers just give free drinks to the LB kids every week? It would make the show so much better.
What was with Jessica showing up at the fiesta with a whole crew? She walked through the door with like four people, but the producers didn’t flash their names onscreen, so I guess that means they don’t really exist. Not to me, anyway.
LC and Stephen, seriously, does anybody still give a damn about these two? God, LC is so annoying. “I hate packing” “I hate San Fran” “I hate Laguna Beach”, “I hate high school”, JESUS CHRIST, SHUT UP. And watching Stephen work his game on LC was just irritating, and she goes for it all the time.
Did anyone else notice Jason totally groping Cedric when he was blindfolded? Hmmmmm…
I wish instead of a pinata, everyone would have just hit Talan instead. I hate that kid.
That kid Jeff is such an idiot. My favorite moment of the episode? His drunken babbling/trail off after he had his picture taken with Jessica. Excellent.
And Jessica, no you were right. Kristen IS prettier than you. But if it makes you feel better, your breasts could probably eat her.
J
Yes they could and they probably have.
J i love what you wrote!!
it’s true. no screen credit, no existence in real life. i also CANNOT stand LC. everytime she comes on screen, and stephen is even remotely nice to her, i can’t refrain from yelling “that’s cuz he loves kristin, you stupid 2nd rate PLAN B!”, at the screen.
did anyone notice the smoke jason exhaled when they were all sitting around at the patio table?
oh mtv, i understand that showing a little mj and underage drinking could bring up some lawsuits, but after all isn’t this supposed to be the “real” laguna beach?
LASTLY, i’d like to draw some attention to kristin’s weird hair during the cooky babbling scene. at the “happy” fiesta. i mean no other scene in this episode brought me greater joy. she looked VERY drunk.
b-side. i love you. marry me?
LOL, u gotta love it when younger generations (well not too much younger) try to quote things that I said in middle school. I wanted to slap them both and tell em it was “hate the game not the player” and then tell them what it really meant since they have it totally wrong. Ok here we go for those who don’t understand ok hate the game not the player forms from boys trying to date more then 1 girl at once w/o them knowing when they’d find out people would say “hate the game not the player” because guys and girls were all trying to be players thats where “playa hayta” comes from too ok enough of the slang terms 101 class and back to LB. I wonder what happened with Roz, Alex, Taylor, and Kristen since they were all buddy buddy thats why I hate MTV they leave out the good stuff that helps u understand wtf is going on. I also think Jessica is gonna become psycho again with this Jeff kid and I can’t believe she was all normal when she found out about Kristen and Jeff making out. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH AND WE FINALLY GET TO MEET CAMI NEXT MONDAY!!
Has ANYONE noticed that Stephen looks like that kid Phil from Phil of The Future? Since I am WAY too old to watch Laguna Beach, I figured I may as well sell my soul and check out the Disney Channel. If you haven’t, check out Phil; he is a mini-me to Ste-phen!
does anyone think it strange that the next day at breakfast jessica is talking about how much she likes jeff, blah blah blah and kristin is just sitting there – not saying a word about making out with him. does jessica know at this point – does she even care? I just don’t get it. Love the recaps b-side! They make my week.
B-Side these are the funniest recaps ever! Sorry to say but some of the links in the recap have been overrun by MTV messageboard kids. I know this because I was in there a couple of times before I discovered TVGASM and those little kids take the show waaaaaaay too personal. Keep up the good work and I looke forward to the recaps even more than the show.
Yeah, Roz was the peace bonfire mediator and wanted to hang out with Taylor and Alex in Cabo, and then all of the sudden they cant even come to her house? WTF? And then Jessica is buddy buddy with Taylor and Alex just after being told Alex was gonna kick her a**?! What happened? Anyhoo- job well done B-Side!
By the way, LUV the golden girl comment. Just too funny!!
um. ok. so where is this roz petition and how can we sign it? damn, if taylor makes the creds, what gives?
and wtf!?! how shifty are these chicks with their friends? alex and jessica? when did roz give up of the peace process. mtv needs a better editor.
team alex h.! all the way!
This episode was great, but i was greatly confused by the kids ever-changing friendships.
So Jason is allowed to a party with his ex-girlfriend but Taylor, Alex M. and Casey are left in the dust? I’m getting pissed at MTV, i would like some details filled in about the catty fights this girls have inbetween episodes.
Roz and Kristin were on point this week with their nonsense conversations.
Once again B-Side, you covered all of the LB bases with your usual style and flair! Dare I call you, Master B-Side?
I didn’t know how to interpret LC’s reaction (or lack thereof) to Stephen’s verbal pondering of a future relationship with her. Was she holding back on the outside but as you mentioned, on the inside, her heart was going “pitter-pat� and Stephen’s words were music to her ears? I just couldn’t gauge that one in terms of her true thoughts and feelings to Stephen’s dinner-table utterances. She’s got to be reaching a limit with this guy. Once you lose those feelings for someone, they are really hard to get back and sometimes it gets to a point-of-no-return mentality and those once-tender thoughts are gone with the wind. Especially after the whole Valentine’s Day catastrophe when he gave her a consolation prize of flowers and candy the day after his bestowal of the grand prize (a romantic dinner out), which went to his real true love, Kristen. LC was flattered when Stephen unexpectedly showed up at her house with the goods. But once Talan let the cat out of the bag regarding Stephen’s Valentine’s date with Kristen, LC (one would think) had to reconsider this whole relationship-thing with Stephen. Like, perhaps, a “thing� just doesn’t exist with this guy. As for Stephen (and for some reason, I do like him), he had a lot of nerve proposing a hypothetical relationship with LC after making her second fiddle to Kristen time and time again. LC, you do not need to be second fiddle to anyone, you should be the entire orchestra (and conductor!) to some great guy that worships the ground on which you walk!
Wow, who are you and how on earth did you read my mind and comment on every exact thing I was thinking of during this episode!!! This was definitely Roz’s coming out episode. I almost pee’d in my pants when she busted out the maracas. Brilliant. If Stephen and LC should ever marry, please tell me MTV will air the blissful event as an exclusive special episode a la Zack & Kelly’s Wedding special and use Journey’s Greatest Hits album as the soundtrack for the show. Can’t you just see it now!
B-Side- you are the greatest! Although many posters profess their love to you, I think your heart belongs to Roz. B-side and Roz sittin’ in a tree… This show perfectly illustrates how thinking you are the shit really makes people believe you are. After all, I think LC is much prettier than Kristin, but Kristin has everyone chasing after her and LC is kicked to the curb by Stephen repeatedly. I don’t know how someone as young as Kristin has the confidence that she does, but it seems to do the trick. She may be the Alpha dog in LB, but college may be a bit different. Nice friend by the way, making out with your best friend’s crush. Did anyone else sense sidekick defection from Roz in the next episode?
erica, even though Kristin didn’t say anything (on camera) when she was at breakfast with Roz and Jessica, you could tell Kristin looked uncomfortable like she was about to drop the bomb. Between Roz and Kistin’s conversation at the nail salon and Jessica’s calm attitude about the situation when it was brought up at the fake wave thing, I think Kristin and Jessica did have a talk about it, but I could be wrong.
Julie, I can’t see Roz defecting because even though she disagrees with some of the things that Kristin does, they are still bff.
Athomemommy- you are right, I had to check my DVR to make sure that I had recorded the whole episode. It ended out of nowhere! There’s just too many unanswered questions….
To everyone wanting a confimation on whether the kids are smokin’ doobies: read the Rolling Stone article about Kristen. It’s in the current issue.
Oh Oh Oh!!!
First of all, the BRONZER chick!!!!! Way out of control.
Was it just me, or did Kristen not instigate that whole “hook-up” with Jeff? He looked to me like he was just “oh…huh?….whoa..Kristen is kissing me!….uh…smooooch…whoa”
Kristen just gets more and more obnoxious as the season progresses.
kay, so i have no clue if this is seriously her or not, but if you guys have any questions and want to ask alex M, here is a link i found
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=28637428&blogID=51769225&Mytoken=4946E2F1-AC4A-4D2B-A41A65C7A8441E192024400562
like i said, i have no clue if its seriously her or not.. i know thereZ lots of posers out there…
GREAT recap btw!
As I was recapping this week’s show for my husband, I kept saying Roz instead of Alex. A sign I read these recaps way too much? Keep up the good work!
GRrreat recap! I love the first pic of Kristin with those claws!!! HAHAHA
I felt like I missed something in this episode, like Jessica knew about Kristin and Jeff hooking up but it never shows when she found out. When they were talking about him at breakfast, Kristin had this guilty look on her face…I dont know, I know it can’t be helped because this is supposedly “reality” but I really hate the way they edit the episodes, it really confuses me sometimes.
Oh yea and isnt it…”Dont hate the player, hate the game!”? I guess it could be the other way around but I think I’ve only heard it that way. A word of advice to Jessica, if you’re gonna be on TV dont make yourself look dumb by quoting slang phrases that you dont really know.
Did anyone notice Talan taking style cues from Stephen by wearing those hideous black socks? And he had such a puss on his face at the party. Do you think this was pre or post Kristin’s deep suctioning of Jeff’s oropharynx? The aftershow gave a tour of Casey’s house. I think she said she bought the Mercedes CLK500 for her dad. And she ended the tour by saying she was going to take a bath. I just wish the cameraguy could have drowned her in her bubble bath.
I believe that is alex’s real myspace because its linked with the real taylor’s site. ANYWAYS, how the hell did jessica and alex all of a sudden become buddies???
and those kids were so on x i mean the way they were running around and acting all silly…and jess never saw them kiss she was down at the beach, she just heard it happened, probably from cammi who is apparently god because she sees and hears everything that goes on in laguna beach. must be that 1/4 jew in her.
this episode wasn’t as good as i had expected and im almost thinking the surprise person lc is hooked up with is temporarily stephen, which won’t last but i think it will be him.
Okay did anyone notice how Golden Girl got a lil mad when LC called Stephen or was it just me????
It was soo funny when Roz started talking bout that sidekick….I felt like I was in a personal joke. And I know everyone here thought it was EXTRA funny!!!
I wonder if the producers do this on purpose…I always feel like I’m left hanging. We never seem to know what is really going on….
FIGHT FOR ROZ’S RIGHTS!!
I agree we need to start a petition for her…except we better remember to use her real name or anyone who doesn’t read this site will be like, “who the hell is roz?”. I think MTV owes us an explanation as to why she is not in the opening credits when she is the most loyal sidekick to ever cross the screen. Kristin is one lucky bi-atch to have such a loyal subject who doesn’t try to steal all her glory. (and we all know she could!) Oh Roz, hopefully you know you are loved and have people willing to stand up and fight for you rights!! Who’s with me? Well, like B-Side pointed out, at least she has been crafty enough to command the first 90 seconds of every episode. Way to go Roz!
I almost choked when Roz asked “did you lose your sidekick?” I thought whoa, they must be reading TVGasm. They know we call them sidekicks. What a funny moment.
Rick D.
sadie, LC is with Jason. Crazy right?
I noticed that “golden girl” got mad. She looked like “oh god..here she goes again”..
Okay – I’ve waited all week to read your recap and I must say that I “totally” believe that these little people are “Ridiculously Awesome”! Here’s why: Anyone who can be so silly, superficial, and one-step away from total idiocy, but still manage to have a reality show on T.V for 2 seasons, gets nothing but props from me. These kids have us all watching from week to week, waiting to see what silly little drama they’re going to toss around next – and I for one absolutely LOVE IT! I like Kristin’s so-called confidence (is it really confidence though?), Roz’s loyalty, and Jessica’s inability to stand up for herself. This makes for a pretty balanced friendship, and non-stop laughter for me and my girlfriends! …keep the catfights coming…
We definitely need to get Roz’s fine ass on the Opening Credits. She and these recaps are the only reasons I keep tuning in every Monday! She’s like the Rhoda and Kristin’s the Mary…everyone liked Rhoda more…they definitely need to do a spin off and call it ROZ!!!
Okay.. so much to say about these Laguna kids.. Ill start with Jessica: GROW SOME BALLS! In Cabo, Alex made her look like her bitch, and now shes gonna remain silent after Kristen kisses Jeff! Wow! I too cannot believe that Alex H finally crawled out of Kristens world and became herself at the fiesta! These girls make excellent undercover drunks. Alex M cant make up her mind on who she wants to hate.. I think thats why her and Taylor are so close because Taylor keeps her mouth shut. I think she is scared of her own best friend! As for LC.. she is a moron for trying to be with Stephen.. I mean look at him! And for Stephen.. cant you find a girl outside of Laguna.. and out of highschool? Kristen is my favorite.. I dont think what she did to Jessica was right, but shes drunk.. and is trying to have a good time! Jessica and Jeff are not even together. Anyways.. cant wait until next week.. Talan definitely asks Kristen to prom!! He is sooo hot! This show kicks ass! Keep the funny comments coming!
Did anyone else want to scream at LC through their TV? She finally had her chance to tell Stephen how much she likes him and that she wants to be a couple, and what does she do? Nothing! As for the fiesta, they were definitely drunk or on something. I can’t decide what it was- ecstasy? pot? both? And I want to know why the cliques were against eachother again. Any have any ideas?
What I loved was how clearly jealous the “golden girl”/OompaLoompa was of LC. She just stared at her with a bitchy look on her face, she insulted LC’s clothing choices then she clearly got aggravated when she called Stephen. Haha I pity LC, cant she find a normal friend?? Lo is just annoying, and the rest of her friends are jealous of her…no wonder she’s addicted to Stephen.
I agree with the ROZ PETITION. Shes the best one on the show.
I sense that a serious rift is about to tear Kristin’s Bitch Trio apart… just as well. Jessica’s a 3rd wheel anyway… but, I want to know more about Alex’s Hygiene issues… have they been fully addressed??
Roz isn’t in the opening credits because she doesn’t have a storyline like how the “love triangle” is with Jessica, Jason, and Alex. Kristin, Talan, Stephen, LC, and Taylor are in the opening credits because they are all linked to one another. Kristin used to date Stephen, LC was last year’s narrator, but is hopelessly inlove with Stephen, Talan and Kristin are hooking up, and Talan and Taylor had some sort of relationship in the beginning of the second season. So if Roz wanted to be in the opening credit she would have to have some sort of boy drama that is linked to one of these boys. I forgot where I read this but it might be from the Rollingstone where Kristin is posing very provactively or in the Seventeen magazine where Kristin is in the front cover. Well yeah, read one of ‘em and this is the reason she gives why she is not in the opening credits.
SADIE – the Cami = God comment simply made my day
Roz isn’t in the opening credits b/c she isn’t hot or photogenic enough to appear in all the promotional materials for the show. She’s getting more airtime as the season goes along though b/c she’s actually nice, likeable and relatable.
I think that Taylor and Alex are gigantic Losers and I would never – ever- ever invite them to my party either. Taylor is kind of hot but is a total lame-o. Alex is scary.
About the interchangable friendships on LB: Don’t you guys remember high school-it was totally like that. One minute you and so and so are the best of friends, the next minute so-and-so likes friend B better and “upgrades” her clique and leaves you out. Then you have to find a new clique, then a new girl comes, or someone in the clique has a scandalous rumor started about them, then no one wants to hang with that person, so she has to find a new clique. Or two people like the same boy, the boy chooses one or the other, the one not choosen gets mad, but then she finds another boy to like, so then the two can be friends again because it’s all good… That’s so how it is in high school. We have to remember they are not mature adults yet, even though they like playing at doing adult things (having multiple sex partners,going on unsupervised trips out of the country, drinking, etc.) It just seems like we are missing something because, well, the show is only a half an hour long and only so many episodes. They don’t have the time to spell everything out and for us to watch the evolution of the exact how and why of every situation-we just get the shorthand version and the audience has to fill in the blanks. And would we want everything spelled out-how boring would that be?
I love the decision to change the POV from Lauren to Kristin this year. Because from getting information filtered through Lauren’s eyes, Kristin seemed like the most horrible, one-dimesional bitch imaginable. But now seeing things through Kristin’s eyes, we see the real deal: Lauren is a pretty, but extremlely boring and unassertive girl, Stephen is an equally dull drone, and yes,Kristin is a bitch. But she can also be funny, confident, and caring as well. Lauren stayed pretty one-dimensional, though. I wonder about all of the Kristin antics we missed out on last season with the storyline so focused on Boring Lauren and just total waste-of-space Morgan and Christina.
Not to ruin the surprise, but the Kristen prom thing can’t be too big a secret, you can clearly see Talan’s profile in the preview for next week’s episode as the garage door opens.
Kind of a mess-up.
LC and Jason, I’m almost sure that they aren’t together anymore or that it was just a misunderstanding…then again this show throws some curveballs sometimes. And seriously, Cammi must really be the almighty one because she always seems to be the one that hears the rumors and sees the acts of adultery. It’s quite odd for one little black girl in all of laguna to not only be able to see but hear all that goes on. Jenn is a very beautiful girl but what was with that fake and bake tan thing she had going on…seriously someone as pretty as her does not need to do the fake tanning shit.
and whoever said roz isn’t that pretty, she is absolutely gorgeous but has anyone noticed that she stares off into space like she’s blind? She never really looks at Kristin or anyone she talks to she always looks off to the side, it’s so weird.
pee sss I hate LC, she’s just so boring and desperate. Get over it already Stephen doesn’t want you. He only goes to her when he can’t get Kristin, have some fricking self respect and find a real man and stop messing with these boys!
Did it occur to anyone else that maybe Jeff’s sudden interest in Jessica has to do with his lack of screen time thus far? Why else would he be interested in someone born without an ounce of self worth?
As far as Stephen goes, he reminds me of the guy who shows up at prom that graduated 2 years ago. I am so donezo with Stephen.
I had to watch this episode in a crowded bar so I had to read the caption. I realized how lame these converstations are and actually questioned why I watched this show. Then Krisitn made out with Jessica’s crush and I remembered.
ooooorrrrrr – maybe it’s Jessica’s boobs and the free willy way she uses them? That little Jeff knows a good thang when he sees it……doncha think?
I agree with you Mrs. Peterson, we are often left with many unanswered questions and the show frequently ends kind of abruptly.
Each week we’ll tune in hoping to pick up where we left off “last week” and it just doesn’t work that way. I know we (the viewers) are watching it on a week-to-week basis but it’s not aired on TV that way. I think too much “actual” time passes between high-profile events in need of resolution. But for the viewers, only a week has gone by and we’re still hoping to get closure on last week’s “currentâ€? events. Even though it was not last week for the players, it was last month or probably even longer since the show is filmed over an eight-month period.
So I guess we can’t blame the players…but we can blame the show’s editors.
Apparently Jessica’s boobs aren’t the only thing that made Jason stray from Alex. According to:
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com
Cammi really caught Jessica giving Jason head in the bathroom of one of Talan’s parties that MTV wasn’t invited to. Then, according to this website, Alex and Taylor get in the car and try to track Jessica down to put a beatdown on her only to get pulled over by the cops and get busted for having fake IDs. Can you stand it?! Anyhoo, all this info was allegedly obtained from an email from an MTV staffer.
Thank you LB obsessed. I can’t get enough Guna gossip. I love it, love it, love it!
I wonder what Jason and LC talk about. Listening to that conversation is probably like watching paint dry.
I make fun of this show so much but I cannot stop watching it. What will we do when Kristin graduates?
LMFAO!! This was the best recap yet. My favorite:
“Things suddenly went from enjoyable to stupendous as suddenly a very drunken Roz flittered across the screen, shaking maracas and rocking a sombrero. “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It’s a FIESTA!!!” she yelled. Holy shit. This is amazing. Roz unleashed.”
I love the Holy shit. It’s exactly what I was thinking! WTF got into her~And the sidekick comment, it actually took me a minute to realize she was actually talking about a “sidekick.”
I was thinking the same thing,but I thought it was Morgan, not Cammi who seems to know everything.
As far as the friendships, I wonder what sequence these things are shown in. Just because we see it in this order, doesn’t mean it is. When would Spring Break be? And we’re just assuming this was a Cinco De Mayo party.. who knows? It could’ve just been a fiesta…I love Kristin in the beginning “raging Fiesta” there’s like 5 people. UGH!
Oh, and the “Happy Party” sign..this was my favorite recap!!!!
And if they were on E, I think they would have the sense to be drinking water, they could’ve totally just been drunk..have you ever seen high school kids drunk? That’s exactly how they act..
PS. It’s “don’t hate the player, hate the game.” (and if you can’t remember, throw a “baby” in at the end and it will makes sense to you) Why would a player say, “don’t hate the game, hate the player?” A player would not want you to hate them. OH MAN!? Why am I even explaining this.
i looooooove to hate casey “the new girl” thank you so much for posting that mp3, I am going to make that my ring tone for my cell. Jesus christ she is so empty and fake. Nothing goes on in that little head of hers. I love it!
I f-ing LOVE the Journey soundtrack that this show has for Stephen and LC. I don’t get it?
But I love it.
At first I felt like it was ripped from my own inner soundtrack?
But I don’t care.
There is somebody who has borrowed my internal iPod when scoring LC and Stephen scenes and it is now my freaking MISSION to find out who this joker is.
And that, my friends, is how they got the 30 year-old crowd hooked. It’s so subtle and so brilliant.
I totally recommend that MTV follow Kristin to college. I mean this girl is a drama magnet. She has friends like Jessica for pete’s sake! As for Stephen and LC, just bury the dead horse and quit beating it. They are lame. Unless they’re going to f*** anytime soon, leave it alone. If Laguna doesn’t come back for a 3rd season, I totally want a Real World-type of reunion special.
I sooooo don’t have a life. I don’t remember my high school years being so scandalous. I guess that’s why I watch this stupid show and I’m in my third decade of life.
My day is not complete until I hear Casey call out for quesadillas. I think Taco Bell should use her in their next ad comapaign.
Speaking of Casey, don’t forget to check out her site:
http://www.caseyreinhardt.com/
Model? WTF?
I think B-Side is right and that this episode took place in May (on Cinco de Mayo). If you recall, when the girls are at breakfast, Jess explained that she wanted to go to the wave not only to hang with Jeff but to patch things up with Alex, indicating that this party is definitely post spring break.
From the pattern, it looks like each episode consists of the highlights from each month. Right now, we must be in early May and prom is most likely at the end of may or early june. I am getting sad cause it looks like we are nearing the end of our season! There’s probably like four episodes left.
So I’ve heard “Don’t hate the playa hate the game” a million times but Jessica was so certain that it was the other way around, I questioned what I knew and phoned a friend.
I think its hilarious now how when i’m watching i can actually think of what will be said on the recap about the incident, and i too was dying with Roz the entire episode and the sidekick.
Alex responded to my question!! No, they weren’t on X….
Thanks so much for creating this blog for your real fanz!! I love the show so much and even make day trips up to LB to look for you guys and shop and Thalia.
Please, please, please be true and put the rumor to rest if Kristen & Alex were doing X at the fiesta. I say no, but you never know. Also, y didn’t Kristen what Taylor at the fiesta????
U R the best and I can’t wait to see you sing at On Broadway.
Posted by Casey on Thursday, October 06, 2005 at 10:45 AM
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alex
well i wasnt at the fiesta, obviously.. but im pretty sure they werent doing X. al and kris dont usually do hard drugs. Kristin didn’t want taylor at the fiesta because she didn’t really like her at the time because of the whole Talan thing.. long story. <3
Posted by alex on Thursday, October 06, 2005 at 2:31 PM
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OK, LOVE the recaps, as usual I was laughing out loud. Not sure if anyone commented on this, but did anyone notice that when LC was packing and Golden Girl would touch something of hers, LC would snatch it out of her hands and throw it in her suitcase. It was so weird to me. Touchy touchy LC.
And where’s the petition for Roz, LOVE her!!!
Golden Girl was dissing all of LC’s clothes, and besides LC was probably scared she would get bronzer on them.
Is it me, or was it wierd that no one cared that the pinata was so close to windows, glass, etc at the “fiesta”. One mis swing or a slip of the bat and CRASH! Guess Roz doesn’t mind having people break things at her house =)
OMG i Just checked out Casey’s site. HAHAHHAA. You all seriously need to go there if you want to laugh. Under her film/tv appearances they just list that she is playing a role titled “the new girl” on MTV’s Laguna Beach. Ah I love it. Then it says she is coming out with a calendar and started her own children’s foundation (yeah if I was loaded I would start some foundations just to get attention too.) That site just made my night. Check it out if you need a laugh:
http://www.caseyreinhardt.com/
Sadly, I had nothing better to do than to follow the Casey link.
Suprisingly, compared to her appearance on LB, she looks passable as your basic catalog model.
Really hilarious stuff here! You guys are all cracking me up.
One thing I thought was awesomely bad was Roz and Kristin’s roots in this episode – holy crap – did anyone else see those things – get thee to a salon for god’s sake!
What the hell does Casey model? Maybe she is the before picture? That girl is one freaky looking chick. I think she looks like a gelfling! (Im dating myself – if you don’t know The Dark Crystal, don’t ask)… Qesa – dilla – pour – faf – or?
Oh, and one last thing for this week – I’ll admit it, I’m wayyyy to old to be watching this show – but I actually saw on some message board that people are wondering who sang the song they were playing during the Stephen/LC bore – OMG….can I be that much of a looser [hugging my Journey's greatest hits CD] Damn, I guess so!
the real lo:
No, you did not just reference “The Dark Crystal”!?! That is just too funny, and also so true. Bonus points to you for even remembering that movie!
First off,just want to let you know, b-side, that I await your recap as soon as Monday night is over. HOWEVER, I think the sidekick joke is getting kind of old. As is the Cedric/Jason thing, although the rectal cherry or whatever did make me laugh. Otherwise I think your great and you put a whole new perspective on what to watch for during the show.
Awesome idea to follow Kristin next year(sidenote: include Roz)
Awesome observation about their bad roots too. I thought it must have been intentional and intended to look ‘skanky’ but guess not.
If they followed Kristin, which they won’t because she has already said she is done with the show unless she is a member of the Trishelle Cult which means she will say she is done but do everything in the Holy Book of Trishelle and get herself back on reality tv as many times as possible doing as many desperate things as possible, and also if she does get followed it will have Roz because she is her roommate.
I REALLLLLLY don’t think that is the real alex answering them, it’s probably a friend or something doing it for her. Besides that, you REALLY think she’s going to admit that she or her friends do drugs?
Oh forgot to add that you are a PSYCHO for telling her that you go to LB daily to basically stalk her and the rest of the LB group…I bet you were the one that caused the Lohan Accident.
pee ess
You are also a SUPER MORON for telling alex that people on here like her when the truth is most people on here don’t, especially after how hypocritical she was with the whole situation. So I hope she reads this and finally admits how WRONG she was in the whole situation and got what she deserved…or did she because losing Jason might be a good thing.
Yeah really that prolly was not even Alex…..idiot!!
Yeah like she would actually say whether her friends used hard core ILLEGAL drugs….if it was even her.
Ok does Taln ask Kristin to prom or not??? On the preview they make it sound like its not him….
I just read on Casey’s website where she said two little girl’s starting squeeling at the sight of her, and she said, “I’m just like you”. She was probably really thinking ‘I am so much better than you!’
Then in her article it says the season was supposed to be about her and Kristin going head to head, but she said no because she can’t bring herself to talk about people behind their back! She must not have seen the episode where she tells everyone about Alex’s vagina problems!
honestly people, i really think don’t think that she DOES that website, i think someone does it for her so whatever is on there, is from someone’s elses mouth if it even is her site. Also, Talan DOES ask Kristin, look at the preview that is CLEARLY him..who else has that weird shaped head but him?
I hate/like this show
The comment was from an article in a magazine. Is someone doing her interviews for her also?
Am I the only one that thinks Jeff looks gay!
LOL Sadie, I totally agree. I think that most of those sites are fake and even if it’s real Alex wasn’t invited to the Fiesta so how could she put to rest any rumors of what took place that night? The person that posted the question answer/ should have asked Alex to clarify the rumor about her hygene issues aka smelly vagina. Also, anyone that watches the show could easily surmise that Kristin didn’t want Taylor there because of Talan and yes it is a long, drawn out story that we’ve been watching this entire season.
Jeff totally looks like some gay wierdo…I cant believe anyone would think that he is hot…its just someone new to throw into the mix.
If the comment was from a magazine then she didnt respond to your question like you originally said…right???? And she also would not tell the magazine that they did drugs either.
Totally agree CALIGIRL…stop tryna act like u someone (whoever thinks that Alex actually responded to them).
Yaya-
If you look in the Laguna Beach archives, there is a whole post devoted to prom with pictures. That tells you who asked Kristin to prom.
I don’t think Alex would openly admit whether or not they were using drugs, even if they aren’t friends.
who did kristen go to the prom with?
and who is this cami chick
Um, Yes Jeff definitely looks gay and young too..
Gay weirdo?????? Jeff isn’t hot enough TO BE gay!
lol, yea he isn’t hot enough to be gay. I just don’t understand why everyone is flocking to him now. Also does anyone know who cami is???
i have always heard it as “don’t hate the game, hate the player.”
after all, if you weren’t being played by someone, the game wouldn’t matter to you at all, would it? the game exists, but people choose to use it…so it’s that person’s fault. duh.
i mean, hello?
Amanda-
Cammie was at Morgan’s house when Jason and Cedrid played that joke on them during their poker night. She is also the one that told Alex about Jason and Jessica hooking up.
Kristen goes to prom with Talan. Hope I didn’t burst anyones bubble, but I think most people probably already knew that. Hope that helps Amanda!
Yeah, it makes more sense to me to hate the player and not the game, because that person is the one playin the game. Good point Lilu!
Those kids were royally F’d up on extacy, so obvious, I can’t believe MTV didn’t try to hide it better….
how much do you think mtv is paying these kids?
Lilu are u like best friends with Jessica?
I love the show even though they are all a bunch of poopie heads!
Cami is younger than them, but very good friends with Taylor and Alex M. She’s only appeared i think once, in the episode where Jason and Cedric put blood all over the windows she was at the house.
LMAO ME! Lilu you sound just as dumb as your girl Jessica. Don’t hate the playa hate the game is an old saying that pimp’s use to school their hos. Why would a pimp want his ho to hate him? To echo your sentiment, duh…
It is ironic (or maybe not) that MTV began the episode with that conversation because if you think about it, both Jessica and Alex don’t hate the playa they hate the game. Jason played both of them and yet neither one of them hate him. He goes to all of the parties without consequence. Poor Jessica couldn’t even have a drink in Cabo for fear that Alex would tax that *ss. That is pimp stuff right there. He has the girls fighting over him. True it doesn’t make sense but that is the world we live in. I can point out a lot of things that don’t make sense. And quit saying playER. The saying is playa.. go download some snoop dog and you will hear it said multiple time.
I have bad news, there will be a third season but i have a very VERY bad feeling it will feature God and her friend circle as well as the others who come back from college for vacations.
oh and Cami is God, she sees and hears everything that goes on in Laguna Beach. But on the show she pretends to be this 1/4 jew black girl with bad hair and a valley girl accent even though she really is the Messiah.
I will boycott this damn show if they feature Cami in any way, shape, or form. I have a severe dislike for her…
and whoever was bitching about people not telling the truth to magazine people….seriously are you that naive and stupid to believe EVERYTHING you read in a magazine? Ever hear of the Enquirer…or hell ever hear of Entertainment Magazines….? Not everything printed in a magazine is true, magazines have been known to misconstrue, misprint, or falsify information.
I think Roz wants some of Kristen. She’ll eventually come out…
Wow…is all I can say well type after reading this lol. I’m a nerd my almost boyfriend is in Iraq (he’s in the Army)and hes all addicted to The OC and I’m like dude that show sucks watch Laguna Beach get the 1st season DVD and so he did lol he HATES like LOATHES this show so much so he sent me the DVD’s and yea I feel like a nerd cause I own the 1st season on DVD lol. Anyways I’m gonna go take my hungover ass back to bed and watch the 1st season. Oh and read that link LB Obsessed number 53 I think posted its funny I bet its Jessica who lives in the trailer park they never show her house, her car (that I can remember), she never dresses like the other girls or tries real hard to look hot at like the dances so I bet its her or maybe Cedric they never show his stuff either. Strange tho that these rich kids are friends with a trailor park kid never happened when I was in HS anyways off to watch season 1.
doesn’t anyone else think jeff is super gay?
the above-mentioned laguna link:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/051007.html
Urbanchic,
Yeah he does, only he looks like a dike.
I just can’t stand the editing on the show; I mean one minute they’re friends then the next they’re not? What in the world – I was confused. And who cares if Kristin made out with Jeff, he made out with Roz first and that didn’t stop Jessica from liking him; I know I know, timing right. That’s what these kids do, make out with each other’s boyfriends. They should be use to it!
you just made my point, la_land.
“Don’t hate the playa hate the game is an old saying that pimp’s use to school their hos. Why would a pimp want his ho to hate him?”
read your own statement again, and then learn to read and interpret the meanings of words, you f*ucking idiot.
now i get it…the stupid people are thinking of the saying as the player would think it…
the normal people are thinking of it as they should understand it.
so technically, the player would use one, person being played uses the other, hence the confusion on what is right—because they both are.
oh, and because you’re all morons.
they do show jessica’s house they showed it on the valentines day episode
Thank you B Side and everyone else who posts for making my guilty pleasure even more pleasurable. Like a lot of you I’m too old for this show. Hell, I’m old enough to remember when MTV played music videos and didn’t suck. Actually it probably did suck in the early 80′s but I was too young to know. Anyway, this week I read the recap before I saw the episode. I actually squealed with delight when I found out the whole Roz/maraca thing was an actually event and not just a colorful B Side metaphor. It had me cracking up all day at work which wouldn’t be a problem except that I happen to be an ICU nurse. My sincere apologies to whoever’s grandmother’s death bed I was giggling over. Curses to you B Side and Please keep these recaps coming !
Does anyone else think Roz also resembles Phoebe from Friends? I watched that show the other night and thought that they did. Anyways, those of you looking for more info., there is a new 1 page feature of Jessica, Alex, and Kristin in this week’s US magazine. Let me tell you, Jessica looks the best of all three! Just goes to show you what she can do if she fixes herself up!
i think the real trailor person is jason….think about it. you never see his house, that mercedes he supposedly owns was driven by a friend in one of the earlier episodes (don’t know bout you but my friends do NOT touch my 100,000 dollar mercedes, especially my underage ones) and the only car we have really seen him drive is that truck.
plus not like he’s smart (got failed out of high school which is the easiest thing to pass, its easier to pass than go on monopoly and he has no real job).
but who really cares? trailor parks can be really nice or they can be really trashy depending on the area and people who live in it. i’ve seen nice ones and ones that look trashy and i wouldnt diss on anyone who lives in one either but out of everyone, it seems like its jason. youve seen most the other people’s houses except his.
I don’t think that Jessica lives in the trailer park since on the Valentine’s Day episode she told Jason that her mom was “upstairs”. I think Cedric is the trailer park cast member. All gay jokes aside, he really seems to be in everyone’s business and he seems to envy Jason. When he told Jason that he should break up with Jessica and hook up with Alex I thought it was odd. I mean, come on, teenage boys don’t think that way. He would have just suggested that Jason cheat on Jessica and mess with them at the same time. Anyhoo, I just think that alot of his actions and comments come from someone who is just jealous of others and tries to throw a wrench in the works. Well, that’s my opinion anyway. Bye.
P.S. I think we did see Jason’s house and he even has a white picked fence. Oh, and someone previously posted the following link:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/051007.html
It’s really good gossip for those of you who LOVE LB gossip as much as I do.
I know who Cedric reminds me of…Remember the move ’16 candles’ with Molly Ringwald and Anothony Michael Hall? Remember Anthony M. H.’s character was ‘king of the dip-shits’ and he had 2 side kicks. One was played by John Cusack and the other was some tall, lanky, geek kid with braces? That is who I think Cedric looks like! Does anyone else think this or remember who I’m talking about? The characters name might have been Bryce (or that could have been John Cusack’s characters name????) Anyway, I’m ashamed to admit I’m addicted to this show and now this page…I’m way to old to be watching these kids.
I remember seeing Jason’s house when he was packing for spring break. Had a white picket fence and his room definitely did not look like a room in a trailer.
Jessica does not live in a trailer. One of the epsiodes she was standing on the balcony of her house holding her cat. In other episodes it shows Kristin, Roz, and her baking in her kitchen so defintely no trailer. Has to be Cedric or maybe Alex M. I can’t remember if they ever showed her house.
Noooooooooooo! The e-online link showed a picture of Stephen with (can I even type it?) Paris Hilton!?! But how can I believe him as my sweet little angel who only wants the girl of his dreams and will be a complete weenie until he gets if her if he is out partying at the Viper Room or some shit with goddamn Paris Tapdancing Hilton?!!! Note to Mr. Petersen: Not that I really care! Jeez.
Oh, and, of course Jeff looks gay. That’s why Jessica likes him. After all, she WAS dating Dieter last season, he of the way-too-perfectly-shaped eyebrows. Ah-ha, Jessica is a Grace.
No trailer park for Jason-he gave a tour of his house on MTV Overdrive and he also has on old time car and his own motorcycle.
It’s “hate the game, not the player”. That’s it. You don’t get to change the saying because you don’t understand it or you like how it sounds reversed. In other words, don’t be mad at the person who’s getting over, hate the circumstance/situation/
society/ which made him or her act inappropriately. It’s easy to hate the person, a person with low level critical thinking skills will always react to the surface issue. A player would not even be a player, if not forced to play in order to succeed and win-”win” meaning winning all the guys, all the money, etc., hence the saying.
Hope that makes sense.
i think alex and jason gonna hook up in the next episode,i miss seeing lo on the show and i think l,c has the best house on laguna beach
who are you B-side? you are incredibly funny.
i <3 Roz
Kristin and Roz are amazing, the end.
Trailers? PLLLEEEEAASSEEEEE!!!!!
This is Laguna Beach people. A so called “lower class” area in LB would sell for $600,000 instead of the normal $1,000,000 +! None of those kids live in trailers because there are no trailers in LB!
Right on Belinda!! I too laughed when i read that someone thought one of the kids lived in a trailer…this is laguna beach not 8 mile. And I loved the comment about how it was probably Jason who lived in a trailer because all you ever saw him driving was “that truck”. I’m sure “that truck” he’s driving is at least a $30,000 Dodge Ram. They’re not the most expensive truck I realize, but it is a far cry from anything I’ve ever seen in a trailer park! So funny. I’m just imagining what a Laguna Beach trailer park would like…
in 2 minutes of web research i’ve found at least 3 communities: http://www.mhvillage.com/Communities/MobileHomeParks.php?State=CA&City=LAGUNA+BEACH
well aren’t you just f**king special…..yes, the producers of mtv go out to the trailer parks and recruit tp kids to be in their show. Then they drive around to the big money homes, filming them as though the tp kids live there. Where the hell are you from??? A LB trailer?
I think that Jeff looks like the lesbian from America’s Next Top Model.
If this whole trailer thing is true (as suggested by that article), I am sure they didn’t recruit from a trailer park but that someone in the group lived in a park and they needed a nicer house to associate with that character. I know LA has RV parks where you pay a ridiculous amount of money for a spot to park your RV ($200,000 to $1M or something like that).
Thank you Joslyn! You gave a good explanation for the whole playa hatin phrase.
I was reading all these don’t hate the game hate the playa explanations and oh my god…lilu you are an idiot! Obviously the person who would be saying the phrase “don’t hate the playa, hate the game” would be a playa. Im not going to repeat Joslyn…
Just because you want to change it to your point of view does’nt mean that your way is THE way.
Oh yea, I tivoed this episode and it always cuts off next weeks preview…so then I saw the preview finally another day and I can’t believe that nobody brought up the fact that Jason asked Cami to the prom! Damn that guy gets around! God forbid he asks someone outside of that friend circle..I thought it was hysterical, you know alex was about to kill Cami but was holding it in. Jessica and Alex are going to look back one day and just be like damn…i was stupid..and i guess whoever else got stomped along in jason’s path.
the insides of some trailers would surprise you but anyways i forgot about jason and his house thing on overdrive..opps! it’s not alex m because she also did an overdrive of her house i believe…i wonder who it is though! lol and they didnt recruit from the park, they recruited from the school….maybe that idiot who asked “alex m” if they were on x can ask who lives in a trailor park LOL
I did catch that! Cammi is another Cedric; just a hater. First, she’s in everyone’s business and blabs to Alex about Jessica’s and Jason’s “relapse” and causes all sorts of drama and now she wants to go to the prom with him? Pleeeaaasse! This girl deperately wants air time.
I also was dissapointed to hear that the kids have all gone hollywood now. Kristin giving interviews left and right, Talan and Lindsay Lohan, and Stephen posing with Paris Hilton? LB will never be the same again (sniff).
belinda – HEY beeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaooooch!! this is classic right here: “well aren’t you just f**king special…..yes, the producers of mtv go out to the trailer parks and recruit tp kids to be in their show. Then they drive around to the big money homes, filming them as though the tp kids live there. Where the hell are you from??? A LB trailer?”
HAAAAH I’m f*ckin LMAO girl..=)
My vote is either Cedric or Dieter in the trailer park. Or maybe the girl from SPring Break that had acne.
Not Dieter….they have showed his house before…
like when stephen pulled up in his truck and dieter was taking out the garbage (valentine’s day ep)
Hey Belinda- Why are you getting all Alex M. on my ass?
A trailer park in Laguna Beach is not a trailer park in Bogota, NJ.
Dorkette – aahhhh – my main Beeeyatch – thanks – some levity had to be brought back into this board! I guess I was a bit tooooo sarcastic – mea culpa!
Trailers – just a short moment of passioned sarcasm. I’m lucky enough to live 45 min. away from LB, I know the trailer parks to which you referred. I guess you just have to be familiar with LB. Sorry!
ps: Beeeyatch – again – thanks for the smile
I agree with Ella, either Cedric or Emily that lives in the trailer park. We know its not Dieter. But, whos to say its not a million dollar trailer park. I saw a show on the Travel Channel where people lived in million dollar trailer park homes, and they were pretty nice trailers! I don’t remember where they were, maybe Palm Beach or something.
Anyone want to talk about Alex M.’s stinky cooch????? Casey’s extensions???? Jessica’s boobs????
I am a happily married straight woman, but man when Jessica was running on the beach in the last episodes those boobs made my jaw drop!!
Y’all seriously.
A trailor?
No.
Not like you’re thinking.
A trailer is a pre-fab home in the ratio of normal to Kristin.
Let me start by saying that the property values are INSANE, no matter where you live in Laguna. My friend is NO LONGER WORKING because she sold her dad’s house there. She lives in Tucson, on money that she got from the sale of her pop’s house.
Mind blowing.
She’s actually an awesome person and I’m happy for her.
Back to the TP thing?
It’s all relative.
Like, my bff is totally Team LC and claims that Stephen keeps messing around with her b/c she’s hot.
I don’t think that is any more consequential than the sunrise every day.
They’re all hot, or they wouldn’t be on TV.
It’s relative – these kids don’t look at each other with the same eye that we do because of hegemony.
I was hot for the Middle-of-Nowhere Illinois. Out here? With the LA standard of beauty? Not-so-hot.
The point I’m trying to make is that, trailer park or not, hot or not, it’s the context of Orange County and the Journey soundtrack that makes us LOVE this show and create Sims named for our favorite characters.
Yeah BOOBS!
I just have to say that I love coming here and posting and reading everyones post. I feel like we are all in this special type of group. My husband just doesn’t get my love for Laguna Beach and TVGasm. Thank goodness I have you guys!
DITTO!
i, too, enjoyed your recap of the last exciting episode of laguna beach.
however, there was one thing that i thought you would mention- involving roz and her beloved pinata, of course!
not only did jason and his dull, life-less, glazed eyes have to hold the hat on whoever the hell it was whacking away (cedric maybe? i forget.. if it was cedric, its sad that jason had to hold on the hat, and couldn’t hold ced’s hand), but roz also led the person right to the pinata, holding their hands and touching the stick to the pinata so they knew exactly where it was.
WHAT?!?!?! what good is a good pinata bashing if the person knows where it is! LAME! was roz really that wasted that she forgot the rules? what? were there drugs stashed in the pinata, making her impatient for it to be busted open?
i don’t know why, but that scene really annoyed me. f’n sidekicks.. good thing kristin was too busy making out with jeff to notice, or roz may have been replaced!!
I can’t believe I didn’t think of naming some of my Sims characters after the Laguna kids! Thank you for the idea, Sarah! Now I have soemthing to do until the new episode tonight!
Also, I wanted to point out that Roz was totally making margaritas behind a houseplant, all stealthy-like. If tequila makes them silly like it makes me silly, there was no need for drugs on top of that. That said, they all totally smoke pot, and judging by the way the party started when Talan got there, he was the one bringing it.
oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever read.
Did anyone else see Jeff kiss that guy on the cheek at Talan’s house when they were getting ready before Prom??????
Lagunalover – I saw it. I also saw how Cedric and Talan laughed out loud when they heard Jason hooked up with Alex M at the prom – she must really have vagina problems they acted like it was disgusting Jason hooked up with her out of all the girls at prom. And Cedric also told Jason he looked sexy while they were getting ready for the prom. I liked this episode, except why is Kristin so mean to Talan? She could have at least been a little bit nice to him.
Yeah I saw Jeff kiss that guy on the cheek and I thought it was hilarious because everybody on here has been saying how gay Jeff looks. How queer is that? Also, what’s up with Cedric, Jason, and Talan playing around grabbing at each others nuts? I don’t know any “straight” guys that do that.
all the boys on that show are friggin GAY as they come.. jason is gonna b a 40 year old beer belly girly man with side burns and a gotee and Cedric will probably still be pining away for him..
maybe that grabbing each others balls thing is a secret signal or something, like a secret handshake.. or maybe it’s like “tag your it”, you know? gay guys speak their own language, so u never know..
Belinda – ur one cool beeeeeeyach in my book, i like reading the “hint” of sarcasm in your posts too!!!..;) if we can’t FREELY rag on the peeps from LB (and their trailers), what the hell are we gonna DO with our time when we’re not watching show?? life without tvgasm……….. scary thought…
ok.. i’ll probably get ragged on for saying this, the way Cedric gets ragged on for his obsession with blue balling Jason, but…. Roz is actually starting to grow on me!!! who would’ve thought.. i think it was when she did that little stoned hippy dance outside on her front porch the night of the fiesta.. i think the edgier (STONED) sidekick is a lil more NOT boring as opposed to the peace maker sidekick..
As soon as I saw Jeff kiss that guy I knew everyone was going to be all over that on here. Anyway’s here is some Kristin gossip for ya:
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
just scroll down some.
WHOA WHOA WHOA….Simma down now Roz!!!!!!!
Her comment about Caseys make-up “It’s like Mission Viejo or inland Orange County!” Roz, Roz, Roz, tsk tsk.
Jason is a losah
Kristin is still a bitch.
Cant wait for B-Side’s recap of tonights show.
Cant wait until the recaps are posted from last nights show! Casey looked like she just left the corner, and Kristen was a bitch! I’m glad I can come here and talk about my obsession with LB… nobody cares for it here in Chattanooga, Tennessee. We are far far far from a beach! We’re planning a trip to Laguna Beach.. anyone know if its anything like the show says it is? Let me know.. Thanks! Keep the funny comments coming!
I live in Arizona, but I used to live in Chattanooga (actually Harrison), right on!
Hey Emily, I live in Harrison and used to live in Phoenix!! thats awesome!
I live in Kingman in Northwest Arizona, close to Lake Havasu. How funny, kinda strange huh!
Okay I am glad that someone else witnessed the guy on guy action because I thought I was seeing things when Jeff kissed that guy on the cheek. I was a bit clueless during the grab your balls game and couldn’t quite decipher what was happening. If I catch a re-run I am going to have to pay closer attention. NO wonder Stephen was so coveted. He is one of the few straight guys in Laguna.
Alex M. should be labeled as Smelly Cat (Phoebe’s song from Friends). I hum that tune when she comes on screen now. She was still kissing Jason with her eyes open which is just weird. I loved how during the girls recap the next day, Morgan told Alex that Cami wasn’t too bummed out by her and Jason’s making out because Jason was totally belligerent the entire night and she was pissed that he couldn’t even carry on a conversation. Finally these girls admit that when Jason mumbles it makes sense to no one.
Dare I say it- could Cami be Laguna’s TP resident? I started not to go there because she is the one person that offers a little diversity but the girl can’t even afford a decent flat iron. If you know MTV would be filming on Saturday, wouldn’t you do your hair? If not her then it would have to be Cedric because they’ve shown the homes of everyone else. I thought that Emily’s role was to insignificant to count.
Oh, thanks for posting those links. The one that takes you to the E-Online behind the scenes confirms that Kristin’s parents splurged on a new home after LC’s family built that mansion overlooking the ocean. No wonder the girls are competitive with one another.
cedric really cant get any gayer.. the hair salon incident was the clincher I think..
hair salon antics + gossip with “gal pal” Alex M. = who else but the next queer eye applicant Cedric
I’m DYING for a vacay to Northern AZ. I’m in Tucson – south side, woot!
Yeah.
I love the gays and therefore I love “Ced”. And his little pink panties.
But yeah… the wackiness did ensure once Talan “The Party” Jones showed up. I don’t know Talan’s real last name but think about this:
Can you imagine how much it would suck to be like, Jessica, and 12 years from now have to face you future employer?
As my bff says, these kids need to hear 3 serious words:
Stay
In
School.
Seriously. I hope they all don’t think they are going to be big stars, like Trishelle.
Or Amaya.
Excuse me, but who is Amaya?
The Cami not being able to afford a good flat iron thing. Priceless.
I told you guys that that Cami chick is just a hater, I mean how can you run and tell Alex M. that Jason cheated in one episode and then agree to go to prom with him the next. Then her friend said “it’s not like if she (Alex M.) said no, it would stop you”. What a bitch.
By the way, I’m begining to think that Jason has golden balls or something. I still think he’s a total tool but with all these chicks throwing themselves at him, I’m starting to wonder. Hmmmm….golden balls.
Amaya was on Real World Hawaii. I think that is who she is talking about.
I am also wondering what the deal is with Jason. He must have something to attract these girls. He can barely carry on a conversation.
Yes, Jason must have something goin on down there because its ridiculous. He’s not bad looking but come on!
I havent watched this week’s episode yet but I still cant wait for your recap!!!
Hey B Side !
We’re dyin over here ! My Laguna fix isn’t complete without your recap ! Anyone else cringe at the preview of silly LC getting moon eyes over that so not worth it Jason ? Wow, there actually are benefits to being an older and “wiser” woman. Wake UP LC !
ali and joslyn need to get lives.
and the word is still “player.”
ebonics doesn’t count. speaking correctly will get you far in life. i suggest dropping the whole game/player thing altogether. and i’m not using it for my “point of view”, you effing idiots. i am explaining how both ways can make sense– one by the player, and one by the played. i wish your brains worked, this is like explaining calculus to a baby.
you guys are total morons. i have a feeling you’re so familiar with this because you’re ugly losers who are victims of the game and its players quite often.
good luck with that.
Anyone know who sings the song they played when Kristin kissed Jeff, “YOu’re bad news, I don’t care I like you,” blah blah. I really like that song! email the answer if you know it- reneela03@aol.com THANKS!
Omg… i cant believe that LC and Jason are together that crazy omg….