Friday Afternoon Laguna Fun

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | | 5:24 pm | 30 Comments
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From left to right: Jeff, Taylor, Talan, Jessica, Cedric, Morgan, Dieter, Alex M., Casey, Stephen, LC, Kristin, Jason, Alex H.

This photo of the Laguna Beach cast at the VMAs has been floating around for some time, but it made me wonder. Based on this picture, what awards would these kids win?

Winner, Most Hollywood: Cedric

Winner, Most Gay Hollywood: Jason

Winner, Most Wannabe Hollywood: Stephen

Winner, And You Are? Jeff

Winner, Best Pregnancy: Alex H.

Winner, Best Alex M. Impersonation: Jessica

Winner, Best Pornstar Impersonation: Alex M.

Winner, Best Tagalong: Dieter

Winner, Best Peak of Her Life: Casey

Winner, Best Future Housewife: Taylor

Winner, Why Are You Front And Center? Morgan

Winner, Why Are You Back There? LC

Winner, Most Wishing He Was In the Front Row: Talan

Winner, Most Likely To Drop All These Fools: Kristin

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30 Comments

  1. 1
    jess with no breasts : (
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 5:32 pm

    Winner, Best Looking Cast Member: Jessica’s Boobs

  2. 2
    Emily
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    B-Side you are THE BEST!!! I love the best pregnancy and best pornstar impersonation!

  3. 3
    Emily
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 6:33 pm

    Just look at how Alex is holding Casey’s arm. Roz is taller than half the guys!

  4. 4
    sadie
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 6:38 pm

    best pornstar is casey bside you know that!

    and best tag along is alex h :p

  5. 5
    HineyHo
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    I think BSide judged the awards precisely! Taylors is the BEST.

    I can sooo see her in 20yrs looking like Talans Mom.

  6. 6
    Steph
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 8:05 pm

    Wait!! Did I miss something, is Roz preggers?

  7. 7
    Posted October 28, 2005 at 9:19 pm

    send me a Jessica’s video

  8. 8
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 2:52 am

    Hey,

    Just found your site, it’s beyond fabulous : )

    Thanks so much!

    Holla!
    ~Faraji

  9. 9
    Hes1223
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 7:05 am

    Too funny I definatley think Stephen is such a wannabe it’s so sad. And Kristin looks like she is above all these people and she’s just taking the picture cause they promised her another new car for it.

  10. 10
    Tara
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 11:55 am

    I’ve gotta say I’m addicted to your site! I found it while I was searching for LB summaries during Katrina. We had internet but no cable, so this site kept me informed. I still need to see some eps on reruns (where’s the marathon), but I know everything going on. I just have to say that I still check this site even though I’ve got cable back!!!

  11. 11
    J
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 12:35 pm

    Steven taking a bong hit on college humor, too funny.
    http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1618686/

  12. 12
    Courtney
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 8:11 pm

    “Winner, Best Looking Cast Member: Jessica’s Boobs”

    God, isn’t that the truth!

  13. 13
    Diane
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 8:00 am

    Why is LC shoved in the back? You can barely see her. She just looks like a floating head.

  14. 14
    Sam
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 3:31 pm

    Ha ha hilarious. the awards were spot on!

    B-side i seriously think I have a crush on you!

  15. 15
    Punky
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:51 am

    look at jason’s hand on kristens behind Roz’ back.. heh

  16. 16
    word
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:52 am

    lol, Roz seriously does look pregnant.. wtf

  17. 17
    Taz
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 6:38 am

    Damn..EVERYBODY is grabbin at Roz’s ass!

  18. 18
    ha!
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 7:56 am

    And Casey didn’t win Best Pornstar because…? You know that had to be a crushing defeat.

    I mean, just look at her pose, and her left hand for God’s sake. Stephen should eternally thank her for making him look that well hung.

    ha!

  19. 19
    wowsa
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:11 am

    Good catch, ha! That’s even more impressive girth than, uh, our President demonstrated in the now-infamous flight suit photos (back during the aircraft carrier/”Mission Accomplished” photo op).

  20. 20
    Amy
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:11 am

    Anyone see the Punk’d previews for this season? It looks like Kristen is getting punk’d. I can’t wait!!!

  21. 21
    ivapbj
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:37 am

    B-Side you truly are amazing!
    Your comments will have me craking up all day!!!!!

    Kristen’s getting punked??Languna Beach member and The Gorgeous Ashton Kuthcer all in one show i almost can’t take it!!!!!

  22. 22
    Diane
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    Oh man, these kids really are being launched into stardom.

    We’ll look back in 20 years in awe that we followed these kids around at all.

  23. 23
    Amy
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    On the preview last night, Kristen was like crying. They must have got her good. I cannot wait!!!!

  24. 24
    manDa
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    jeff should be Most Gay Hollywood. he looks like such a dork. and for real… why is LC in the back?! whats up with that.. anyway.. i missed tonites episode… waitin on the recap

  25. 25
    jp
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 8:39 pm

    What night is the Punkd show with Kristen on? Did I miss it?

  26. 26
    mondo259er
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 9:50 pm

    how did cedric not get the award for “best GAY hollywood”? he was robbed…and by the way, what is wrong with roz’s face? it’s huge…

  27. 27
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 1:58 am

    De-lurking now to beg you to HURRY UP with tonight’s crazy episode’s recap.
    I think Jason may have more than one personality in his head…he seems almost convinced of his own lies!

  28. 28
    Posted November 2, 2005 at 11:37 am

    Uhh, I think you have Alex M.’s award wrong…try “Best Male Impersonation: Alex M”

    But hey, pornstar was pretty good too!
    P.S. You rock and I’m addicted to your recaps!

  29. 29
    Posted November 2, 2005 at 11:39 am

    I know…Alex looks like a tranny!

  30. 30
    Blaice
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:57 pm

    agreed with up there jessica has some sweet titties….

    and jason is without a doubt gay hollywood…and i agree with what you said about steven…..who the f**k goes to college and comes back for a highschool “get togethers”

    guess it was to much coke…..crack adict

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