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Those kids sure grow up quickly, don’t they? Talan Torriero of Laguna Beach and Kimberly Stewart of Rod Stewart’s semen are engaged to be married, according to Entertainment Tonight. This news comes just days after the two were involved in a much ballyhooed automotive accident in Hollywood. Apparently the stress and trauma of surviving a fender-bender has sent these lovers into each other’s arms for an eternal embrace of marital bliss.
In a statement to TVgasm, Ms. Stewart said, “When we hit that car, my life flashed before my eyes. And as we drove away from the scene of the crime, I suddenly realized that I really like purple. Oh look! Tin foil!”
No word from Mr. Torriero, but insiders say his impulsive romance has been developing on schedule and should dovetail quite nicely with the inevitable breakup and drug habit.
Thanks to reader Gina for pointing out the story.