Jail-Wahl?

25 Comments

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   Ubiquitous
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 10:30 am

   Andy Milonakis? That ten year old who briefly (thank GAWD!) had a “comedy” show on MTV?

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   Jonquility
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 10:46 am

   Jason Jason Jason (shaking head) Possession and bribery might have worked in Cali-land but in NYC you don’t have such a purrrty face. Just don’t drop the soap and look out for guys named Bubba. LOL

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   laughterkey
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:05 am

   I <3 J.B. Fletcher. She’d be the best grandma EVER.

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   stacyrocks
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:15 am

   LoL! Nice work with the Photoshop, B-Side!

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   brilliantmistake
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:22 am

   Perhaps he staged it all to break out his brother, unjustly convicted of murder, from prison.

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   MalloryS
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:25 am

   Andy Milonakis is like 27. I know… it’s crazy.

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   mellymel
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:39 am

   I saw Jason that night on Avenue B in NYC. He looked all bugged out already that night. Someone was asking him out the VMA was and he couldn’t look at them and was looking behind him and around him at the sidewalk. I wish I took a picture that night. He is only about 5’8-5’9…really short

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   teamLC
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:45 am

   I just almost peed my pants in glee over your Murder She Wrote reference…I never thought I’d hear J-Wahl and J.B. Fletcher name-dropped in the same paragraph. Bravo, B-Side. Bravo.

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   zevonia
   Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:57 am

   I’m so shocked. He always seemed like such a nice young man.

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    tigereye
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    oh snap! hahaha, goodness, crazy fools never seem to learn. geez, the 4 of them in one apartment would be hell.

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    HoneyBunny
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Damn – I would love a clipgasm of the strip search!

    hb

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    jfazz
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    Has Kristin ever been right with her scoops, I can’t believe this happened almost 2 weeks ago and is now just coming out.

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    joeypotter
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    So, how many seasons do you think it will take for Jason to show up on “The Surreal Life?” I guess it’ll be after he gets out of the slammer.

    Did anyone see LC being interviewed before the VMA’s when the MTV guy asked if she’d seen Jason yet? She looked totally spooked and said, “oh s**t, you mean he’s here?!” (or words to that effect). I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s been stalking her (it seems to go with his generally badly-adjusted sense of self).

    Part of me feels sorry for the guy. You’ve got to wonder how he was raised (besides just spoiled) that would make him such a train wreck at such a young age.

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    tater
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

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    LagunaBeached
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    Haha bought time. I still sorta feel bad for Anna Nicole Smith [random]. Isnt it wierd her son died in a hospital without a nurse or anyone notice??

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    You’re not the only one who finds it odd, apparently.

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    remford
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 6:29 pm

    Oh man, bribing an officer is something that you had better do right the FIRST time. If you don’t, it’s gonna land you in the punk ward of the precinct lock-up, handcuffed with your hands behind your back and your shorts around your ankles. Can anyone say, “J-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl”?

    In short, he’s f*cked. Either the officer already has his hard-on for the uber-privileged snots he has to deal with as they roll-in from the Hamptons and would just LOVE to get his hands on one of those Ell-ay fairy boys, or the cop has already put two kids through Brown and Columbia courtesy of the Wall street mogul parents living out on the island, and is just chomping at the bit to get ahold of some of that Guna dough.

    After all, for all the great things So. Cal. may be, it’s known more for 187′s, social climbing, and casting couches. Bribery is not really an integral part of its history like it is in Chicago or NYC. What’s the lesson here, don’t bribe a cop who knows your family owns several acres along the pacific coastline unless you’re prepared to add him to the perpetual payroll. Period.

    My greatest fear is that he will find himself in the clink alongside one of the Gotti boys. Can you imagine the cacophany of unintelligible grunts and mumbles coming from THAT cell? They wouldn’t even have to drop trow.

    If they did manage to dabble in a little of that desperate prison “man love”, I’d weep for future generations. I mean, could you imagine a Jason with THAT kind of bling? Dog tags are one thing, but my GOD!!!! And what about the hair gel issue? Let’s hope the Gotti boys don’t take up beard growing in their spare time.

    The possibilities are just too scary to contemplate. Could you imagine an archaeologist sumbling upon the product of their union? They’d conclude that this civilization could build skyscrapers and go to the moon, all without a spoken language. But I digress.

    I just shudder at the thought of what happens when J-Douche turns 21 and can actually enter clubs of his own free will….

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    I can't believe I post
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    LagunaBeached I debated posting this, but I felt I should because alot of incorrect information and speculation is going around. I live part time in the Bahamas and can tell you Anna Nichole has lived there for a couple of months, you would be shocked as to how many celebrities live there. I work directly with the hospital where this tragic event took place. I know all the clinical staff who were involved very well, as well as the two gentleman who have been addressing the press. (thats their CEO and COO) I can tell you there is much more to this story than is being reported. I can also tell you that this is a very good hospital and honestly the nursing staff gives as good and in most cases better care than hospitals stateside. Because of confidentially I can not really say anything else however I can tell you that the whole story of what really happened will probably come out in the next couple of weeks. I assure you this is a very hard time for all individuals involved, and I ask you to please keep them in your thoughts.

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    grena
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    Wow! ‘I can’t beleive I post’-
    The whole Anna Nicole thing makes me so sad. Of course I didn’t know them personally, but it feels like such a loss. It makes me want to cry. Can you tell us what you know, but in a ‘blind vice’ kind of way so that you don’t have to directly reveal too much? Please! I’m sure more people than me are dying to know. Thanks so much for posting! Will you please say it in a blind vice kind of way? Thanks,
    Grena

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    tikilights
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    And Lauren broke up with this stud?

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    hilcat
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 4:24 am

    Perezhilton had this arrest on his page as well and said the drug was cocaine. I know…shocking.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 4:58 am

    My greatest fear is that he will find himself in the clink alongside one of the Gotti boys.

    Are you serious about those punks being in jail or referring to when they visit their uncle (or was it grandfather?)?

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    Court_Love
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 6:07 am

    Desperation is a stinky cologne, J-Wahl.

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    MissKatrina
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 6:19 am

    Am I a terrible person for thinking that this is AWESOME?!

    J-Blow getting arrested for anything would be great, but getting busted for BLOW?! It makes that nickname that much better!

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    hardly@work
    Posted September 14, 2006 at 7:11 am

    Wow! I know every one says it, but this really just made my day! Yeah! That’s how we do it on the east coast- hmmmm I wonder what his disorderly conduct was- throwing a tantrum because he was denied entry somewhere?