Recap: Laguna Beach: Like OMG! It’s A Spring Breakup!

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | Thursday, November 2, 2006 | 12:58 am | 226 Comments

LIKE OMG!!! I thought last week’s episode of Laguna Beach was like totally full of drama, but omg! Did you even see last night’s Spring Break show? Like there was so much drama! First Kyndra was like “Ew! I hate Tyler” and then she was all “I’m single and loving it!” but then Tyler was like “Slut!” and then he was like “I love you so much,” and Kyndra was like “I love you too!” and then they were like “Let’s suck face!” and Breanna was like “I’m gonna hook up with Derek!” and Derek was like “Kelan should hook up with Lexie,” and Lexie was like “I’m not going to hook up with Kelan!” and Kelan was all, “I have no balls!” and Derek was like “We’re so going to the zoo!” and Breanna was like “Look at the jetskis!” and Tessa was all, “I’m going to Virginia with Rocky!” It was like the most insane awesome Cabo trip ever! I totally want to go down there! Random!Yes, this week’s episode of Laguna Beach was chock full of drama once again. Funny how this season’s finally starting to heat up with only a few episodes left. Too bad. I guess this is all just a giant setup for next season, assuming there is one (ratings this year have been like totally in the toilet, omg!). Anyway, as per the tradition, the Spring Break episode delivered its usual drama, and even though most of it centered around the chronically uninteresting Kyndra and her romantic woes, the show still managed to be highly entertaining. I guess we can thank Breanna, Lexie, Derek, and even Kelan for stepping up and providing some hot and heavy action (or lack thereof). And I guess if we’re thanking Breanna, we should really be thanking ourselves. After all, it was J-Unit and I who liberated Breanna from a closet in her basement — thus precipitating her high profile return to Laguna Beach. Ew! Don’t sneer at us! It was like totally a joke! OMG!

Anyway, this week’s episode began with Kyndra packing for Cabo Wabo. Apparently home schoolers get a Spring Break too (and yes, Kyndra is home schooled). Coming over to watch her pack was none other than Cami — as if it could be anyone else. We all know that the most sacred ritual of sidekick-dom is watching a Master pack. Cami gladly rose to the challenge, taking a spot on the bed and observing as Kyndra lifted up an item and scoffed, “bebe’s. Like, what the hell? Since when did they get cute stuff?” Hey, stop attacking clothing you already own. Besides, if it’s good enough for Mischa “bebe is a great brand for fashion forward women” Barton, it should be good enough for you, Kyndra.

bebe: the preferred apparel for awkwardness.

Anyway, once Kyndra was able to grasp the idea that bebe could manufacture visually appealing garments, she then moved onto more pressing topics: Tyler. Yes, the waifish boy who had apparently dumped Kyndra after Valentine’s Day was now back in the picture, albeit, in a murky, mumbly sort of way. He’d been calling her incessantly, warning her not to hook up with people in Cabo. Even worse, from what we could gather from the conversation, it sounded like Tyler might actually be in Cabo too. Cami warned her Master (quite brazenly, I might add) that if the two of them argued all vacation long, then she would be super annoyed. Again, I was still wondering how this could all be since Tyler and Kyndra were supposed to be broken up. Then I realized I was spending entirely way too much time pondering the logistics of this stupid relationship and decided to simply move forward with my life.

“If Tyler stands in the way of my perfect Cabo trip, I don’t even know what’s going to happen,” Cami warned. Yes, who knew what might happen if Tyler destroyed Cami’s paradise. She might even say things on camera that she hadn’t rehearsed beforehand. She was gonna get that crazy!

After the opening credits, we headed over to dullsville as Tessa (snore) and Chase (double snore) babbled about Spring Break. Turns out neither of them were going. I didn’t know where Chase would be, but Tessa revealed that she would be going to Virginia to visit her family. YAWN. Who does she think she is? A normal teenager? Even worse, she was taking Rocky with her, which meant we’d be deprived of Raquel and any possible blueberry tracksuit sightings. Of course, we all know who the real victims of this arrangement were: Rocky’s parents. With Tessa in Virginia, who would they watch Garfield 2 with? For crying out loud, it’s a tail of two kitties!!!!

Nevertheless, Tessa and Chase couldn’t help but ponder what drama may develop in Cabo San Lucas. “I hope Kelan hooks up with Lexie,” Chase said. Gosh, like ten episodes later, and he’s still trying to push it. Kelan and Lexie have never seemed to like each other? Why the need for the hookup? Oh wait. Tessa had an answer:

“They’d be a hot couple,” she said. Oh. WELL! Then they should definitely hook up! I mean, granted, Kelan has never shown a discernible interest in THE LEXIE, but they’d sure as hell look good together!

Chase then asked Tessa how things were on the Derek front. As some of you may remember, the two lovebirds (or likebirds, really) called off their sultry romance last week when they realized that three sentences a week did not a love connection make. Tessa, it turns out, still liked Derek, but things were kind of awkward between them. Not to fear. Chase predicted that Spring Break might help things, saying that when Derek returns “he’s probably gonna be like ‘Oh, I missed you.’” Yeah. Or he’ll be like “Yeah, I just hooked up with like ten chicks.”

Ominously, we then cut to Breanna who was busy packing up for Spring Break and discussing the virtues of a new suntan lotion featuring the healing powers of aloe. Eagerly absorbing all this information was an enthusiastic girl named Kylie, who I don’t seem to remember being on the show before. I didn’t really know who this new person was, but by virtue of watching Breanna pack, she automatically ascended to sidekick status. Masters do not watch other Masters pack.

Anyway, Kylie turned out to be quite the feisty sidekick. When Breanna pondered who’d be hooking up on Spring Break, Kyle began peppering her with rapid-fire questions, saying, “Who do you want to hook up with? Who do you want to? Huh? Huh? You have someone in mind! Breanna, I can tell when you’re lying!” SETTLE DOWN, KYLIE! For goodness sake, she was shaking the bed with her excitement. I guess she really wanted to take advantage of this opportunity. It’s not often that one can be a sidekick to the Conrad family. I mean, it’s like being asked to hang out with Brad Pitt for the day — you’re gonna try to make the most of it, maybe get invited back.

Nevertheless, Breanna revealed a very scandalous intent: she wanted to hook up with Derek (he does have such a magnetic personality, after all). Well, naughty Breanna going after Tessa’s sloppy seconds! Wasn’t that a bold move going after Tessa’s man? Apparently not! Rarely seen matriarch Kathy Conrad suddenly stepped in to offer her opinion. “Oh, you know what? I think that’s a stupid rule. Once you’re broken up, you’re broken up. It’s free game,” she said. Let it be known: Tessa’s right to Derek has been vetoed by the Conrad Court of Appeals!

Then again, did Tessa even have any claims to Derek in the first place? As far as I could tell, their relationship consisted of one sushi dinner, three awkward interactions, and a few spare mumbles.

Anyway, we then heard the familiar refrains of OK Go, and then we were down in sunny Cabo San Lucas where everyone was galavanting around, enjoying the relaxed liquor policies for sure. I’m glad everyone was having fun. Sometimes, when you live in a sunny, beautiful beach community in California, you really need to get away to a sunny, beautiful beach community in Mexico.

Arriving at the luxury accommodations first were the boys, including Derek (or D-Rock) who expressed a desire to go to the gym immediately. He was probably joking, but you know if someone said okay, he would have been like “YES!” Once the guys checked out their immaculate lodgings, Derek then talked about how excited he was for Breanna and Lexie to arrive. “I’m just gonna spit mad, mad game.” Yes. I’M SURE. He’ll surely regale them with tails of monosyllabic splendor.

Ultimately, Derek announced, “Dude, this is going to be the best Spring Break of our lives!” It’ll be worth the herpes!

Meanwhile, down in the lobby, Kyndra and Cami waltzed in, and I’d like to take this time to thank Cami for donning her finest Captain and Tenille garb. The Loveboat convention shall be contacting you shortly.

The girls then headed out to a balcony to check out the pool, and in perhaps the boldest move all year, MTV decided to film them from an extremely low angle, which provided great amusement when a gust of wind suddenly blew Kyndra’s skirt up. Don’t worry, she was wearing underwear, but that still didn’t erase the uneasy feeling I had that I was watching some pervert’s fantasy.

Kyndra and Cami then made their way down to the pool where they met up with several other of their classmates. Amidst the crowd was none other than Tyler, who apparently didn’t mind how pathetic it was that he was a college kid on Spring Break with a bunch of high schoolers. That’s okay though. He was tough and cool, as evidenced by the rebellious puffs of smoke he exhaled every so often.

“Someday, I’ll even hit puberty…”

Anyway, we then were treated to a quick montage of cavorting in the pool, the highlight of which was Cameron yelling, “Your boobs are falling out, Cami!” I’m pretty sure that was the point, dude.

Nick W. points out the obvious…

Meanwhile, next to the pool Tyler sat with his buddies, planning out his hookup ambitions: “We were just saying, no chicks from Laguna. All fuckin’ new chicks!” Yes, that sounds like a great plan. Too bad you’re hanging out with ALL CHICKS FROM LAGUNA.

Later on that night, while Kyndra dined with Candice and some other people at a restaurant, Tyler walked by with EJ (a.k.a. “Tyler’s friend.” Apparently he’s no longer “Alex’s Friend”). Nevertheless, he randomly told Kyndra, “We’ve got stage five ‘cling-ons’ right now with us.” Seriously, the Laguna kids LOVE Wedding Crashers. Tessa better put that on her Netflix queue for Rocky’s parents…

Well, Kyndra did not appreciate Tyler stopping by her table, and so she asked him rather directly to leave. “Don’t point fingers when you live in a glass house!” he replied, clearly not realizing that it’s best not to THROW STONES in a glass house either. But seriously, don’t point fingers in a glass house. Otherwise, you might get smudges on the glass, and that’s really annoying and stuff. Other things you don’t want to do in a glass house: BE AN IDIOT.

Nevertheless, Tyler and his posse moved on, leaving Kyndra to bitch and complain about him at her table. Around this time, I noticed that she was dining with older people, including a lady who looked like her mom. What the? We then cut to one of the women at the table, and it turned out to be… TYLER’S MOM??? Never mind why she was there and never mind that her son is a total idiot, but she just sat there while Kyndra bashed him to her face? And way to show class, Kyndra, talking shit about Tyler in front of his mom. At least have a modicum of respect and do what we do: bash behind people’s backs!

Anyway, Kyndra eventually left her table and gave Tyler a piece of her mind, saying she didn’t appreciate him bringing other girls around, interrupting dinner with her friends and family in the process. But wait, aren’t they not together? Shouldn’t this all not matter? And why were there so many parents around?

Of course, if there’s one person who can make Kyndra seem redeemable, it’s Tyler, who condescendingly said, “Did you get it all out? Are you done?” This was a mildly shocking reaction, considering it’s Tyler’s who’s been the whiny baby of the season. Nevertheless, the two ended the conversation on not such great terms, and later on, all the girls (including Cami in a booby-licious dress) headed out to a club. “I am so single, it’s disgusting!” Kyndra announced, surely mistaking the words “single” for “classless.”

We then saw Cami and Kyndra dancing up a sexy storm… in a completely empty bar. Whooohooo! Crrrrrraaaazy!

It’s the hottest club in all of Cabo!

Luckily, people eventually filtered into this club, and having reached an optimal level of drunkenness for promiscuous behavior, Kyndra then sidled up next to Cameron and began flirting voraciously. “I’m single,” she proclaimed as Tyler watched from afar (while dancing and smoking by himself. One wild and crazy guy!). Also observing the proceedings was Tyler’s sister Nikki, who appeared ready to tattle to Tyler if need be. Other things she was ready for: pure, unadulterated cocaine!

Well, eventually, Kyndra and Cameron rose from their booth and headed across the dancefloor, most likely with intent to go make out somewhere. Unfortunately, their retreat was broken up by Tyler who seethed, “You’re a fucking slut.”

“I’ve known Cameron for like four years now,” Kyndra replied, surely using “known” in the most Biblical of senses. Anyway, the argument suddenly went soft when Kyndra asked Tyler why he was even down in Cabo in the first place (Finally! Someone asked it!), and he answered, “I’m sorry. But you know that I love you.” Of course! That’s why he called you a slut! It’s truly the highest form of endearment someone could express just shy of an engagement ring.

Unfortunately, since Kyndra’s something of a shallow girl, she immediately fell for this transparent line (and there were others which I didn’t feel like transcribing), which meant that as far as we could tell, she and Tyler were back together. So much for being so single that it was disgusting. Meanwhile, poor Cameron was still standing around, probably with half a boner still. Poor guy. I think this was the definition of cocktease. As for Tyler, he told his girl, “I’d love to hang out with you tonight.” Translation: “Let’s have wild sex on every surface of my suite (assuming Nikki hasn’t already gotten it dirty with cocaine).”

Sure enough, the two headed out to the dance floor and promptly began making out. Then again, “making out” is an understatement. Tyler looked like he was trying to literally eat her face. It’s as if he were a hungry dog lapping up table scraps on her face. As you can imagine, everyone in the vicinity was completely grossed out. And by “the vicinity,” I mean AMERICA.

The next day, Cameron, Derek, and Kelan all lounged around the pool, observing Tyler from afar and mocking how pathetic he was. Good times. Later, Cameron fell out of the picture as Derek and Kelan joined up with Breanna and THE LEXIE on a jetski adventure. As you can imagine, it was quite exciting to see The Lexie traveling at such high, dangerous speeds. Surely this would cause a great scandal throughout all the landed gentry of Laguna!

After fun times were had by all, the quartet all took seats on the beach where Lexie asked what the guys were up to later. “We’re going to the zoo,” Derek announced proudly.

“Again?” the girls both asked.

“OH YEAH!” Derek replied. He LOVED the Cabo zoo! He then asked, “Why would you want to go anywhere else?” Um, maybe not everyone enjoys spending their Spring Break watching caged animals.

Sadly, I quickly realized that Derek wasn’t talking about an actual zoo zoo. No, he was referring to that bar from the night before, which was named “Zoo.” To be fair, Derek did say he was going to the zoo, which is why I was so confused. Nevertheless, I could understand why he was so excited to check out Zoo again. That lady in the pink: total hottie!

Anyway, while Derek pined for cheesy clubs, Kyndra, Cami, and Candice all sat around a table and ate sushi. I was encouraged to see that Kyndra remained at the cutting edge of fashion, what with her top that seemed to be assembled from either mosquito netting or a cheesecloth. Nevertheless, Kyndra may have been très chic, but her actions the night before had truly angered Cami — so much so that the crabby sidekick had to throw around words like “irate.” Apparently Candice was annoyed too, mostly because Kyndra had reveled in her single status so much but then completely caved to Tyler after like two seconds.

“It’s like pathetic,” Cami said. “I mean, I know, you’re not pathetic.” She then added, “I’m so sorry, my Master! Please don’t drop me as your sidekick! Please! I beg of you!”

Well, Kyndra had no response to any of this beyond chewing with her mouth open like a suntanned yak. We then cut to later that night at Zoo where none other than Lexie was gettin’ down with her bad self. Breanna and Derek, meanwhile, were cozying up to each other in a booth, with the song “Tipsy” appropriately playing in the background. Just when we thought they were going to hook up, Derek suddenly announced, “We need to get Lexie and Kelan together!” Seriously, people. Just stop. It’s not going to happen. THEY DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER. Let it go…

Finally, Derek and Breanna cut to the chase and began swapping spit right there in the corner. This caught the attention of Lexie, whose jaw predictably dropped within seconds. Once again, THE LEXIE WAS AGHAST!

Looks like Breanna’s getting D-ROCKED!

“Heavens!”

We then cut to Kelan, who sat silently as usual (I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually know how to speak), and then we went back to Lexie, who now seemed to be perturbed by something or another. She kept looking urgently to her left and her right. THE LEXIE WAS EXPERIENCING GREAT SENSATIONS OF ALARM! Perhaps she was in need of another beverage. Somebody fetch a yeoman!

Since apparently the Derek smoochfest was over, Breanna suddenly appeared at Lexie’s side and asked, “Want to hook up with Kelan?” To which Lexie shook her head no.

“I’m not pressuring you. I’m just asking,” Breanna added. Yes, no pressure at all. Meanwhile, Bree-Bree asked this right in front of Kelan. He probably was stoned, however, because he didn’t notice any of this conversation whatsoever.

“I almost feel like people are talking about me… right under my nose…”

Moments later, Derek pulled Kelan aside and asked, “What’s wrong with you, Kelan? What’s wrong, bro?” I’ll tell you what’s wrong with him: he doesn’t like it when you keep telling him to hook up with a girl he has no interest with (especially if she’s standing right next to him). Shockingly, Kelan actually broke his silence, suddenly yelling at the top of his lungs: “I can’t stand it anymore! I just can’t fucking do it anymore!!!” Wow. Consider that man head over heels in love with Lexie!

But wait! Maybe he was! Kelan then lamented to Derrick, “I just don’t have the fuckin’ balls, dude!” Did this mean he actually liked Lexie? Probably not. It was most likely tricky editing. Elsewhere in the club, Tyler arrived looking like even more of a douchebag than ever. Even worse, he was dancing with another girl, causing Kyndra to yell, “Slut! Slut!” She actually seemed to be in the right because after all that talk about how Tyler loved Kyndra, he then began making out with this random trollop right there on the dancefloor. Idiot. Stick a fork in it: this relationship was dunzo. Again. Until the next time Tyler wins Kyndra over with loving words and tacky baubles.

The next morning, Derek and Kelan ate breakfast, with the former commenting, “Everyone’s lost their voices. It’s outrageous!” Why yes, it is quite outrageous indeed! Some might call it downright astounding. Derek will surely never forget this unexpected turn of events!

Soon the guys began discussing Lexie, with Kelan saying, “I’ll never understand her, dude.” That’s right. The Lexie is an impenetrable enigma that no mere mortal can ever unravel. She shall forever be cloaked in dark mystery! Such is The Lexie!

Speaking of which, Lexie was presently hanging out with Breanna, talking about the shenanigans with Derek from the night before. The two briefly pondered how the brief hookup would affect things with Tessa, but Bree-Bree insisted that Tessa should just “get over it!” And honestly, I’m sure Tessa would be fine. After a lighthearted viewing of Manhattan Murder Mystery with Rocky’s parents, she’d be all set.

As the episode ended, we found Cami and Kyndra checking out of the hotel, complaining about Tyler and whatnot. “I feel bad for your that you had to deal with my ass,” Kyndra said to her sidekick in perhaps her most thoughtful comment all season. Ultimately, the girls stood around looking like they both had bugs up their asses, and finally they left, headed back to the dreary, mundane world of Laguna Beach. Such an intolerable existence!

It’s sad when these girls make Paris and Nicole look like luminaries.

What did you think about this episode? Was it right for Breanna to hook up with Derek? And what did you think about the whole Kyndra/Tyler situation?

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mokins

Posted November 2, 2006 at 2:19 am

Yay – I’m first! I thought this was the best episode of the season thus far. Not enough Rocky though. I actually felt a tinge of sympathy for Kyndra at one point, but that was quickly erased when she spoke again. Cami definitely spoke against her Master more than one time – shocker. And I feel sorry for Kelan…what is his friends’ problem? Why can’t they just realize he and Lexie aren’t going to hook up? Or is MTV setting us up for a surprise hookup?…perhaps the season finale? Great job B-side!
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kyle

Posted November 2, 2006 at 2:46 am

has anyone else noticed how cami never seems to have any love interest?

and chase and derek put wayyyyy too much pressure on kelan to hook up with lexie. on one of the episodes it was mentioned that kelan used to really like lexie but now he doesn’t like her so i think everyone just needs to back the hell off and let him do his own thing.
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JHill

Posted November 2, 2006 at 4:50 am

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Kelan turned out to be gay… he seems to be forcing an attraction to THE LEXIE.

OK, what is up with Nikki’s bouffant hair? I can understand a funky updo like that for the Winter Ball, but it’s like an everyday hairdo for her, like she thinks she’s attending Elvis and Priscilla’s nuptuals.

I missed Tessa and Rocky! Good thing they’ll be making their return next wekk (with ALEX)!
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dsher

Posted November 2, 2006 at 4:55 am

Great re-cap B-side. I spit out my coffee when I read “Someday I’ll even hit puberty”

Tyler is the biggest loser I have ever seen. Obiviously he has no college friends because he is always hanging out with high schoolers. LAME. As much as I don’t like Kyndra I would really like to see her get some self respect and dump him for good.

WTF were the mom’s doing in Cabo?

I can’t stand the way Kyndra does that scrunchy lip thing. She looks horrid. Kyndra you would be a whole lot cuter if you didn’t look like you are smelling shit all the time.

I don’t get everyone’s concern for Tessa. Usually they are all going out of their way to be mean to her? She wasn’t even really dating Derek anyway.

Chase looks like a 40 year old dad.
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dr_sloppy

Posted November 2, 2006 at 5:11 am

Breanna’s jaw is the size of Derek’s head. It was like watching a Biggest Loser contestant hoovering down their last meal at McDonalds.
6

tater

Posted November 2, 2006 at 5:47 am

If anything this epsidoe was funny. I immediately caught the glass house quote that went wrong…but I guess drugs make you forget how to use a metaphor correctly. And Kelan’s burst out was priceless…I mean I thought he was going to punch D-Rock in the face and say “Get it I’m not that in to here!”
Oh yeah and the term slut coming out in Cabo…been there done that. How about yelling “harlot!” out there a time or two?
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 2, 2006 at 6:50 am

JHill I am with you on Nikki’s bouffant hair, everytime I see that girl she reminds me of Elvira mistress of the dark.
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:03 am

What an episode¦ Talk about season saving, so much shit happened I’m not even going to try and cover it all. I wish Rocky and Tessa would stay in Virginia for good.

Ok first I’d like to say that Derek is a douchebag of Alex/8-Bahl proportions, but for some reason I don’t mind him that much. I think its because I have this strange feeling that since he got the shaft from appearing in the credits as one of the major players, he’s decided that he’s going to try and hookup with as many of the girls from the credits as possible to stick it to the producers. You know what, that’s a man after my own heart, and he’s doing a damn fine job so far: Tessa, Breanna and now THE LEXIE. At this rate in the last episode he’s going to wind up buzzed and in a hot tub with Kyndra and Cami looking for the clean sweep.

Second, how messed up was Tyler in that episode? My god, he was so F’d up on ecstasy it was unreal. He couldn’t even hide it, AND HIS MOM WAS THERE WITH HIM. Trust me it wasn’t coke. A cocaine high was the way Nikki was acting, constantly fidgeting and looking like she just got doused with a bucket of 200 degree water. The scene where Tyler was whispering sweet nothings in Kyndra’s ear was as tough to watch as it gets. Kyndra looked like she might have sampled Tyler’s X as well¦ Take it from someone’s who’s taken it before, they were both rolling.

Third, I told you THE LEXIE was one of those girls. I explained this phenomenon a few episodes in one of my posts about how the Lexie reminded me of this prissy, high maintenance girl I went to high school with, that only had boyfriends because they were accessories for her outfits. She had absolutely ZERO intention of giving them anything more than the occasional peck, and the thought of a guys “package” made her sick to the point she would gag when thinking about it. I think those 2 sentences sum up Lexie better than a 200 page biography would. Also I think its painfully obvious that Kelan has liked Lexie for a long time and still does, but she just won’t give him the time of day. Like she’ll hint around that she likes him, but when push comes to shove, he gets nowhere.

Finally I’ll end with Breanna. I think because of her sister she has achieved Kristen Cavalerri status as far as guys go. Being that any guy would hook up with her whenever she wants, no matter what the guys relationship status is, just to because they want to be able to say they hooked up with Breanna Conrad. Also could she have been more excited when Derek said to her how he wanted to kiss her but he was afraid it would be awkward. She looked like LC in a Stephen store.

I’ll end it there just because I don’t want to bore fulfill the dream too much ha ha. What a great episode though, it made the last 10 dreadful weeks almost worth it.
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hanan5050

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:29 am

Kyndra and Tyler are so the poor man’s Kristin and Stephen. They are even copying the whole ‘we broke up but we are both going to Cabo and scream the word “slut” at each other.’ Boring & contrived, much like the Breanna/Derrick hookup.
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2 Old 4 This

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:33 am

So do we think this is Tyler’s third or fourth Spring Break in Cabo with the LB kids? Or do you think he stayed back in the Guna in the past to rob the cradle, er, spend time with Kyndra?

And the Mom! WTF? Maybe the whole family was in Cabo visiting the Mexican pharmacies
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stella

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:36 am

As usual, great recap B-Side!! I’m suprised no one mentioned Candice’s “not to be a diplomat” line when the girls were at breakfast discussing Kyndra’s hookup with Tyler. We got irate and diplomat in one conversation. My head was spinning from all the big words they used.

Tyler is the biggest douchebag ever. He and Kyndra are perfect for each other. You’re right #9, they did rip off the entire Kristin/Stephen melee spring break past. Those kids have it so rough!!
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Tiffany

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:55 am

I think Kelan’s is the hottest guy on season 3.

I think The Lexie is either a lesbian or what Laguna Consultant says. I really want to know how she and Derek end up going to the prom!

Kyndra-wow she is IN LOVE with that retard.

Derek is sooo ugly.

I think Tessa and Kelan should hook up. The are the hottest out the group and both are really quiet-maybe they can bring something out in each other.

ummmm…The parents went? Was this a parent supervised event maybe???
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alienlips

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:56 am

Just a thought. When they showed Tyler dancing with either Kyndra, or one of the “sluts” he brought with him, the girl is holding up her hair which is what we do when it’s hot out there on the dance floor. Why was Tyler doing the same to himself? Maybe he was vogue-ing….
14

TVCheese

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:57 am

Did I see in the scenes for next week that Derek and THE LEXIE go to Prom together? Huh?!?!
15

dent

Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:10 am

Does anyone know anything about home schooling? How does Kyndra get to go to the formals and what not? Did she used to go to school with these other kids? I’m confused. And please tell me that her dumbass mom is not the one she is learning from…
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joeypotter

Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:16 am

I have a different take on Kelan and Lexie: they are the most normal people on the show. I think they really do like each other a lot, but both are shy, or at least terribly self conscious. Derek told Kelan Lexie is shy, and Kelan saying he didn’t have the balls, well all that means is that he couldn’t find the nerve to make a move.

God, I remember those horribly awkward moments. Mine went on with the same guy for years. No, he wasn’t gay and no, I wasn’t an ice princess. Doesn’t anyone else remember that, at least outside of Laguna, being a teenager is really hard?
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Brewer818

Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:31 am

Laguna Consultant is right on bout Lexie… she’s just a tease… this poor Kelan kid just gets strung along… and I think he’s totally afraid of rejection…he’s too nice a guy to make a move… not to mention im sure Lexie never goes out of her way to initiate anything…

And yes Tyler was holding his hair like a chick on the dance floor… that kid is ridiculous… I liked it when Cameron or one of the other guys stated (in the pool)..”I’d like to just punch that dude in the face”…

What I found funny about this episode was how plastered all these kids were… i definately think that is why Tyler and Kyndra got together that nite.. they seemed in that sensitive, let the feelings pour out type of drunken mood..
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2 Old 4 This

Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:40 am

I think the real word to describe The Lexie is Frigid.

She’d have to let a guy near her to be a tease and there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that in any of the episodes yet.

Tessa did refer to her as “The Ice Princess” – lol
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livemusicjunkie

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:02 am

wow – how is it that just because Lexie doesn’t want to hook up w/every guy that she’s automatically “frigid”. If she hooks up, she’s a slut and if she doesn’t she’s a tease or frigid??? I think people are just far too used to the tramps that area all over these shows. I don’t see anything wrong with NOT hooking up. They’re all still quite young – despite they’re adult behavior.

Kyndra is SO gross! When she isn’t lit, she’s scowling and looks like a 40 year-old, angered housewife. ICK!

All in all, though, it was one of the more entertaining episodes.
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Thatslike, totally random!

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:09 am

B-side. You make my Thursdays worth getting up for!

two best quotes from this post: “Ultimately, Derek announced, “Dude, this is going to be the best Spring Break of our lives!” It’ll be worth the herpes”
AND
“Other things you don’t want to do in a glass house: BE AN IDIOT”

I almost got fired for laughing so hard and so long!!

did anyone else notice that Bernice/Candace looked like she’d just done a line of coke and then realized the camera was on her? Its the second night they’re out, after the sushi incidents…

tell me if im reading too much or what… but you KNOW they brought (or bought) a few 8 balls for the trip LOL!!

They rollin’ GANGSTA NOW, SON! (sorry, my Bronx comes out every once in a while, no matter how hard I try to surpress it)

Cant wait for the prom… it’ll be like, totally gnarly!
21

marriola123

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:15 am

Finally this episode was probably the best out of the whole season but that is not saying much! As for Lexie being a tease she may be a flirt but, I think she is a lot wiser then these other girls like when Alex tried to hook up with her and she stood him up because what he did to Rocky right infront of her. I think she is a lot smarter and tries not to hookup with these Laguna Boys because she knows its just a conquest and they move on. None of these LB Boys can be taken seriosuly at all. They spread the like word around like they proabably spread herpies to one another. As for Breanna what she did was not a big deal hello broken up means no longer together how can these girls put claims on boys like that. Is there like a army of different boys to date? All the LB girls say no? As for Tyler he’s such a joke he’s trying to be J-Whal only thing he has going for him is money and its not even his what Kyndra see’s in him I do not know he’s so unattractive and boring. Why does Cami always look so dirty she looked so slutty in the pool yuck!
22

bostondeenie617

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:17 am

Does anyone know what brand and style of sunglasses cami had on during this episiode?
23

RealityMonkey

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:18 am

Kyndra got taken in and treated like a sucker. KCav, she is not.

Lets hope Rocky is all Silent Night next week when Alex asks her to Jingle his Bells. But probably not, since none of the girls on this season have any backbone.
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mo_knows

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:20 am

I know this is random, but did anybody see the overdrive where they talk about how many kids are in their families… I swear I heard Kyndra say she is the youngest of nine- ??? That’s crazy if that’s true, her trophy-wife mom does not look like she popped out 9 kids… but maybe her dad has some other baby mamas. Anyone else see it?
25

B-Side

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:27 am

Wow. Lots of commenting! Maybe this post will go over 100, like the old days…

Tyler is a douche.

JHill — great observation about Nikki’s hair.
26

LagunaConsultant

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:31 am

One more thing I forgot to ask. I wasn’t paying that close attention when Cameron, Derek and whoever were shitting on Tyler( which is the equivalent of shit saying throw up smells worse) but I could have sworn I heard I believe Derek say something about snowing or snow when Tyler walked by. Theres a very good chance I’m wrong and I just wish I heard that, but if he did, it was obviously a well hidden dig at Tyler for doing copious amounts of blow. Did I imagine this? I wish I had Tivo
27

RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:36 am

Kyle I’m right with ya on Cami, for a chick that drinks and has a set of floatillas that could feed a whole village of Malawian orphans – she gets no play.
28

WTFLaguna

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:43 am

The Best part of this episode, NO DOUBT…was CAMERON’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN THE CLUB with Kyndra and Ty-Ty acting like complete fools. I swear, I was laughing so hard watching his faces when they would show him watching those two. lol.
When Kyndra and the girls were sitting around before the “finger pointing glass house” fiasco…did anyone see the random old man hand reaching for the dip on the table???!!! I was like WTF Is going on and WHO IS THE OLD GUY!?!?! That was too funny.
Cami is so dirty with her floppy tata’s all over the place, and her weave cloggin’ the pool drain, CHRIST!
29

BrownEyedGirl

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:04 am

Well, Kyndra did not appreciate Tyler stopping by her table, and so she asked him rather directly to leave. “Don’t point fingers when you live in a glass house!” he replied, clearly not realizing that it’s best not to THROW STONES in a glass house either. But seriously, don’t point fingers in a glass house.

That was so hilarious!! I love your recaps B-side!!
30

DJ

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:04 am

About Kyndra homeschooling this is how it works (I decided to homeschool my senior year because I was sick of going in every day): Basically if you homeschool you are by law a student of the disctrict you live in. So for example, if you homeschool in Boston, you are a part of the Boston Public school student body. You can’t walk at graduation with them but you can go to all functions and participate in exracurricular activities. So that’s why Kyndra can go to these functions. She may have gone to school with these kids before and that’s how she met them. Or perhaps she just gets around;)
31

J-Light

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:12 am

hey Laguna Consultant, I rewatched that scene and Derek says ” no that’s, no” atleast that’s what my caption says. But we all know he was packing.
Well this was quite the Cabo trip, of course nothing can top season 1 but this was one of the best episodes of the seaon. It’s gotta suck for Cameron to think he was about to score and then get denied! Especially losing Kyndra to a douche like Tyler. I can’t believe Kelan’s sudden outburst, apparently he really does like Lexie, she’s just not that into him. If Kelan can’t hook up with her, why does Derek think he’ll have a chance at prom? The Lexie does not approve! Thanks for rescuing Breanna so she could make an appearance in Cabo! I can’t believe there’s only 2 episodes left!!!
32

BonaFide

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:32 am

Being a HUGE Laguna Beach fan, I am eternally grateful to B-Side and J-Unit for becoming so chummy with the Laguna gang that they’re invited into their houses with cameras. I mean, I really can’t get enough of these kids, and yes; I am that pathetic!

But… Is it just me, or has the recap changed because of this chumminess?

Case in point: Last week B-Side said:

Ultimately, Rocky asked, “Do you find this ironic that we both have literally the exact same issue?” Ummm… no. And you don’t have the same issue. She has a boyfriend. You don’t.”

This week, Breanna’s new BFF, B-Side, writes:

Then again, did Tessa even have any claims to Derek in the first place? As far as I could tell, their relationship consisted of one sushi dinner, three awkward interactions, and a few spare mumbles.

And what’s with the screenshot of the Derek/Breanna hookup on the home page? B-Side usually chooses screenshots that tell a lot about the episode, but this time, he chooses an episode-irrelevant screenshot of his new BFF.

I love B-Side’s recaps because he is hilarious and also because he is insightful and levelheaded, but I am sniffing out some major bias here.

I miss those days when we all pretended the Laguna gang didn’t read Tvgasm, and I dread the day when B-Side will appear on a Laguna Beach episode with an MTV caption reading “Breanna’s Sidekick.”
33

partysunflower

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:38 am

lagunconsultant

you can watch the whole episode at lagunabeach.mtv.com

please watch it again and update us with ur findings. !!!!

I love you B-side!!
34

Lisa

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:39 am

Did anybody else feel like vomiting during the last scene with Kyndra and Cami waiting for a taxi? The huge Louis Vuitton duffel bags, the over-sized sunglasses, the over-processed hair and the disgusted looks on their faces made me want to puke. It was just so much trendiness and excess and wasted money all in one moment. I know this is part of the reason we watch this show (to observe these kids with absolutely no concept of how rich they are) but that scene made me shudder.

I do agree with what Cami was saying then though – Kyndra needs to break up with this guy cleanly because Cami don’t want to hear it no more!
35

B-Side

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:44 am

BonaFide — no conspiracies here. I would have made that comment no matter what. I mean, isn’t it ridiculous that Tessa and Derek were even considered an item? Granted, maybe last week I shouldn’t have used the term “boyfriend” to describe Derek vis a vis Tessa. Little did I know it would brew up a conspiracy theory about my waivering position on the status of their relationship!

As for the screenshot — I’m still trying to figure out why that wasn’t relevant to the storyline. FYI — I usually get pics that I think are funny. Believe me, I didn’t post that smooching photo because I was feeling all “OMG! It’s Breanna! I have to post a screen grab of her!” If I ever do that, I should be immediately ejected from the TVgasm universe. (However, I reserve the right to post any and all Lexie screen grabs, regardless of motivation).

Hope this clarifies any issues!
36

Jennifer30309

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:47 am

Great recap, B-Side. I do love it when you poke fun at reality stars and then have to awkwardly encounter them in the real world. God, I cannot wait until you find yourself on jury duty with Cammi.
37

lagunatuna

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:49 am

This show is starting to get good, and now I hear there are only 4 or 5 more episodes. Rocky and Alex seem to be the only real love story. Thank goodness for that. The Kyndra, Tyler story is quite the mess, but still fun to make fun of. And why does this show focus on the nonreality when this is supposed to be about reality? I.E., the Tessa, Chase hype of a love story. There never was anything there. He has a girlfriend, and did throughout the filming of the show. I wonder how she must feel watching Tessa trying to move in on her guy. That’s why Tessa is boring to watch, because it’s a stroy based on a sham. The same with the Kelan, Lexie story, there is no story. The stories that are interesting are the real ones. Kyndra comes off as a dysfunctional bitch with all of her dysfunctional relationships, but at least it’s real. Rocky and Alex with all of their back and forth boy/girl shit – at least it’s based on the real deal. The reason Kristen and Stephen were fun to watch was because it was a real story. Please MTV, next season follow the real stories, the real thing is always better.
38

MissKatrina

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:56 am

Best episode yet, hands-down. Moments of hilarity:

1) Master-sidekick packing ritual when Cami sang that Tyler could “Shoooove iiiittt!” (Actually he didn’t shove it…he snorted it.)

2) Lexie shaking her head “no” right the hell in front of Kelan. (By the way, she’s not frigid, she’s smart. Would THE LEXIE really risk her royal cleanliness for a mere few minutes of frivolity? I say NAY!)

3) Tyler smoking whilst “dancing”. Douche!

4)KyndraCam looking toe-up and cranky waiting for their cab. Hee! Made me think of the last scene in that terrible movie “Death Becomes Her” with Goldie Hawn.
39

insertnamehere

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:58 am

I love your jabs at THE LEXIE. “Heavens!” haha
40

dsher

Posted November 2, 2006 at 11:25 am

I just re-read your re-cap.

I’m now laughing like an idoit at Nick pointing at Cami’s boobs and “Meanwhile, poor Cameron was still standing around, probably with half a boner still. Poor guy.”

Bonafide, I think your a little harsh on B-side. I still think his re cap was un biased. It would be a great episode if B-side was on LB as anyone’s sidekick. I’d definately tune in for that one.
41

silentfire

Posted November 2, 2006 at 11:33 am

omg I was cracking up at cameron’s facial expression/reaction to being cockblocked by tyler. I wonder if he ever said anything or if he really did just stand there like an idiot lol
42

LagunaConsultant

Posted November 2, 2006 at 11:48 am

Haha thanks J-Light, from now on when I have a question regarding a quick cameo by somebody, or something somebody said then I’m just going to straight out ask you ha… Your right on the ball with this shit.

Yo B-Side, since your in the mood to answer questions, does this little “business” relationship with the Conrad’s give you access to LC’s supposed Hills apartment? You should go drive around with her and Heidi blasting Biggie’s “Whats Beef” and pretend to look for J-Wahl. Now that would be an awesome clipgasm. And if you did happen to run into him you could tell him if he goes near your Roz you’d kill him haha. Speaking of Roz, did you try and get in contact with her? She’s also pulled a dissapearing act of late, well since Cameron dropped Jessica at least.
43

fulfill_the_dream_78

Posted November 2, 2006 at 12:39 pm

Wuz up Laguna Consultant, thanks for the shout out.

Damn I wish Cameron would punch Tyler in the face, that line from the pool was classic. Cameron seems like a pretty genuine dude, I bet he could take Tyler down in about 3 seconds.

I also think Kelan is pretty chill, why he won’t talk to THE LEXIE I have no idea, she’s just a high school chick!

Memo to Kelan: You’re in a band dude! Even if you guys aren’t that great, girls still dig guys that play guitar, use it to your advantage. And please don’t let that penis with ears Derek take her from you on prom night. He knows you like her and he’s just gonna slide right in. Fuck that.
44

K Conrad

Posted November 2, 2006 at 12:40 pm

Hi Everyone! I just want to say that there is no conspiracies here or “business” relationship with the Conrad family. We love B-Sides recaps, even the ones that make fun of us. We emailed B-Side during “The Hills” to tell him how much we enjoyed his recaps. We mentioned that if he was ever in Laguna we would love to meet him or do a funny video clip for tvgasm. It was just meant to be funny, nothing more. He has our permission to continue to make fun of us. I think his recaps are smart and witty, however some of the comments can be very cruel. Especially comments like dr_sloppy, about Breanna’s jaw or chin. I think that comments about a person’s physical features (especially young girls) are hurtful and not necessary……. just my opinion!
Keep making us laugh B-Side!!
45

mo_knows

Posted November 2, 2006 at 12:55 pm

Holy Crap, was that seriously the Conrad mom??
And #34 Lisa- I was thinking the EXACT same thing while watching the last scene… those girls grate, especially with the oversized sunglasses.
46

IJustWatch

Posted November 2, 2006 at 12:59 pm

^ is that foreal? If so, TELL LC I SAID HI! Just kidding (not really).

Okay so I totally missed the ep because I was caught up watching Top Chef, but after reading this I’m anxiously awaiting the rerun. I caught glimpses of Tyler’s pre-pubescent self looking “gnarly” as ever. BTW – I hate the word gnarly. It reminds me of my roommate who was from Dana Point, and she would ALWAYS say it in this raspy, smokers voice. Anyways…

Lexie looks like the type of girl who would have a college boyfriend. She’s not frigid or cold, she’s just probably sooo over these high school boys. Someone please tell her that college guys aren’t that much better…

Oh, and those Louis bags that both Cami and Kyndra were rockin at the end (as well as some random chick they showed briefly as the Dynamic Duo were driving away in the taxi)? It’s ridiculous how much money these kids have. PURE MIERDA!! I definitely don’t remember the other seasons being this blatantly showy showy. Even X-mas on The Hills wasn’t this showy showy!!
47

CTVampSlayer

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:13 pm

Honestly, I think Cami is surpassing sidekick status. It seems to me she just puts up with Kyndra, rather than acting as second-fiddle to her.
48

nico-co

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:32 pm

Kyndra got played out soooo bad this episode i would hate to have that on tv! it’s so obvious what a douche she is and all he does is spit out a couple of lines (after he snorted some) and then he probably fucked her all night…

forget all you Lexie haters! I wouldn’t hook up with any of those guys either…and i bet she gets more respect!
49

nico-co

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:40 pm

douche he is*

and maybe i’m wrong but isn’t the drinking age in Mexico 18? these kids are 16 getting wasted and apparently with their parents
50

newtrino

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:42 pm

I’m sorry, but dr. sloppy’s comment being called out makes it even funnier to me. Yay, fat people hoovering McDonalds food.
51

LagunaConsultant

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:46 pm

B-Side, if you answer any of my questions, please answer this one. Was that really the Conrad mother who just posted that? Because if it was, that was TVGasm history right? To my knowledge she would have been the first person to ever appear on a reality show and then make a post in the shows recap. I almost fell out of my chair when I read that comment.

Also, did anyone else immediately start trying to remember their previous comments regarding Breanna, LC and the Conrad family as they were reading that? Cuz I sure did. I think I’m clean actually besides making fun slight fun of LC’s deepish voice once. This is probably due to the fact that I’m madly in love with her.

Ijustwatch – “TELL LC I SAID HI! Just kidding (not really).” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
52

JHill

Posted November 2, 2006 at 1:54 pm

fulfill_the_dream_78 – I was trying to think of the words that came to mind when looking at Derek; thank you for supplying them for me with the “dick with ears” comment… hilarious! Seriously, he looks like he has cowhide instead of skin.

Tiffany – I agree, Kelan is hands down the hottest guy there. What those girls see in guys like Cameron, Derek and Tyler I will never understand.
53

ItsMyParty

Posted November 2, 2006 at 2:16 pm

question:

do these kids eat anything but sushi (and the occasional bbq)?!?
54

K Conrad

Posted November 2, 2006 at 2:26 pm

Hey…Laguna Consultant and IJustWatch….LC says “HI”.
55

tigereye

Posted November 2, 2006 at 2:31 pm

If that was really Kathy Conrad, very cool! And even cooler that the family would have such a good sense of humor. The parts of all LBs and The Hills that showed LC interacting w/ her family I was always impressed by and thought they seemed like the real deal. LC always reminded me of myself, and she def seemed more caught up in her own stuff and not always other people’s drama.

Eeennyway.. B-side you’re hilarious as always. I would never question your ‘moral fiber’ and think you’d be selling out w/ less snide comments and such. The Co-Creator of such a place would never do such a thing! = ) plus you’re attractive and funny, I don’t think I could think ill of you… unless you became a douche.
lol
56

sleepy.inlove.aloha

Posted November 2, 2006 at 3:06 pm

I miss Kristin
57

B-Side

Posted November 2, 2006 at 3:21 pm

Hey guys. I can confirm that that is the one and only Kathy Conrad! Yes, she pretty much summed up everything. Kathy actually emailed me at the start of the season; so as you can see, any bias I would have had would not have merely first appeared last night. Anyway, the Conrads were very kind to let us come in and waltz around their house. They have a good sense of humor about everything, and they do read it all — so beware!

As for LC, I haven’t met her, but if I run into her in Hollywood, I’ll surely mention that I know her family now, and that will surely creep her out. All awkwardness will be dutifully reported!

Tigereye — I appreciate the comments, but there is a strong possibility that I am already a douche.
58

I can't believe I post

Posted November 2, 2006 at 3:27 pm

So B-side any truth to the rumor that your taking Breanna to prom?
59

amy303_1/2

Posted November 2, 2006 at 4:35 pm

OMG! I am very much a lurker, and haven’t posted a comment since August, but I just have to say that I am so exited that K. Conrad is real as verified by B-side and that LC said hi to Laguna Consultant and IJustWatch.! When I read that my heart skipped a beat. What a Dork!!!!
60

RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 2, 2006 at 4:56 pm

I love your recaps B-side, however, I think your analysis was correct the first time around – that Dereck was Tessa’s Man.

A. Chase, Rocky and Cameron all at one point described Tessa/Derek as girlfriend/boyfriend – when Cameron brought it up in the episode they go out for (it seems that’s all they eat) sushi, Dereck did not deny it.

B. MTV’s tricky editing. I’ll site Laguna Consultant. The same editors that made us think that Rocky actually heard Alex call her a slut were also responsible for bringing us Tessa’s birthday which is in March before X-mas. It was noted that Derek was pictured escorting Tessa to her brithday which would make sense because it would be pre-spring break. Threes episodes seems about right, remember, neither LC’s and 8-Ball’s relationship nor Alex’s and 8-Ball’s relationship lasted any longer either on film.

C. Whoever mentioned above why were all the LB kids making such a big deal of it when some don’t even like Tessa. Because they were going out, hence the controversy of Breanna choosing to mack on Derek.

As much as I emphasise with Tessa Ringwald, I agree with K Conrad that “once you’re broken up, you’re broken up”. I’m dying to see why Lexie would even go with to the prom with Derek.

Laguna Consultant and Brewer818 – your take on Lexie reminds me of that clip in the Borat commercial when Borat is doing the test drive sees a woman driving by in another car and says “Look there’s a woman in a car drive past, let’s catch her.” and tries to make the salesguy follow the woman. The salesguy explains, “In a America, women have the right to choose who they have sex with.” Borat, “WHAT?”

I loved seeing Cameron getting cockblocked, by Tyler who more and more reminds of James Spader in Pretty In Pink. Smokes and all. It was on cable today.

I also have to admit there’s nothing I’ve written that I would have a problem saying to anyone’s face whether trapped in jury duty, an elavator or at the Coffee Klatch.
61

LagunaGal

Posted November 2, 2006 at 5:06 pm

I love you B-Side!

I was wondering if anyone knew about Jessica’s trip to Europe. http://www.letsgojessica.com/ shows that she got picked to go to Europe for a travel company for spring break. Her journal says she was there in March of 2006. It just didn’t seem to match up with the times she was talking to/with Cameron. If she was there and came back but was going for spring break as well, then maybe that’s why he broke up with her since she was never around. Does anyone else miss them together? I know she can be whiny, but most girls with cheating guys are. I do think she’s really pretty, and that she and Cameron were cute together. Anyone else have any thoughts on them?
62

IJustWatch

Posted November 2, 2006 at 5:43 pm

LIKE OH EMM GEE LagunaConsultant, are you as giddy as I am?? Even though to LC I’m just a random soul, like I’m so totally stoked that K Conrad passed the message along! SCCHWEEETT!

Anyway.. can we get a timeline of when all of these alleged relationships, parties, and vacays are supposed to have happened? That damn trickery called “editing” has me sooooo confused..
63

samxx7

Posted November 2, 2006 at 6:04 pm

i’m starting to think maybe the tessa/derek relationship may have been longer than we think…lame mtv editing makes it so hard to find the truth…all i know is if their relationship had been as short as we think, i know that the bitchy girls in laguna would be making LOTS of jokes how it didn’t last and how pathetic they think she is…bc they really don’t like her lol. It makes more sense for atleast kendra or cami to have mentioned one thing about it since derek is one of the boys they “own”
64

deb

Posted November 2, 2006 at 6:36 pm

When I saw CAmi in the credits with the sailor cap and all this is what I thought:
http://negative.250free.com/camivslatoya.JPG
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Diana811

Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:08 pm

Laguna Gal – I like Jessica a lot – I think her & Cameron were cute together & that he actually really did care about her – I just think he was too into what his friends thought……… I actually miss seeing her on the show – I miss last season’s cast – I doubt any other cast can ever top them

Here’s what I thought about the rest of the characters in this episode:

Tyler is a woman…….

Kyndra dances like she has headphones on – & she’s listening to a different song………….

Cami is never seen with a guy because she wants to date Kyndra………

Rocky & Tessa are the equivalent of Morgan & Christina from the 1st season – the self-proclaimed “good” gilrs who venture off to calmer destinations for Spring break………… & who are also really nice, but really boring………

I think Breanna & Lexie should be the new “dynamic duo” of next season – I can totally see Breanna as the narrator……….

Kelan is by far the cutest guy on this season……..

That’s all the opinions I have for now…..
66

Brewer818

Posted November 2, 2006 at 8:33 pm

Kelan seems like a chill dude… he reminds me alot of myself 3-4 years ago… He’s good looking enough to get with the hot chicks, but he doesnt have the personality to match… He seems really reserved and timid around the girls… kid doesnt speak at all… He just doesnt have the condfidence or balls to make a move..

That is probably why Lexie goes to dances, and hangs out with him so much… he’s a good looking guy who she knows isnt going to make her uncomfortable by trying to grab her boobs all nite and get laid…

We all know she is prude as heck.. not that there is anything wrong with that, since she’s what?.. 16? I actually think she looked pretty hot in last nites episode… although i dont know if i should be saying that since im 22..
67

annna

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:08 pm

i laughed so hard reading this recap that i literally peed my pants a little. thanks b-side.
68

Megolopolis

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:32 pm

Ok, not sure if this has already been answered previously, but who is that kissing on the outdoor patio at the end of the opening credit sequence? It looks like Chase and Rocky? Am I wrong?
69

DOJ

Posted November 2, 2006 at 9:57 pm

i luv bree-bree&lexie frendship.i like this s/b the best much better than 1,2 it just my opinion.cami is much more likeable than kyndra.
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trashytvlvr

Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:23 pm

question: why do they use gnarly in so many different ways? like cameron said tyler was too gnarly, then beach waves are too gnarly, then rocky was getting too gnarly for alex…what’s up with that.

also, regarding what some ppl said about their obvious materialism and overconsumption, i totally agree. i know we watch this show b/c of that in part, but i remember seasons 1 and 2, and its so different. prom, homecoming, cabo, etc, they never seemed to be so caught up in how they looked or what they wore as these girls.

that’s it.
71

ACE

Posted November 3, 2006 at 12:48 am

As for Tyler, he told his girl, “I’d love to hang out with you tonight.” Translation: “Let’s have wild sex on every surface of my suite (assuming Nikki hasn’t already gotten it dirty with cocaine).”

I would go w/ “assuming Nikki HAS already gotten it dirty w/ cocaine”
72

dr_sloppy

Posted November 3, 2006 at 6:08 am

I got told off by LC’s mom! Please don’t lock me in the basement.
73

A-Lev

Posted November 3, 2006 at 6:58 am

def a great episode only to be one-upped by the recap and comments.

1. anyone else notice how the camera kept panning to Nikki as if she was about to say/ do something, and right b/4 she would they would pan away?

2. my take on gnarly: it’s equivalent to ‘Smurf’, can be used in any context to mean anything: “Smurf yeah tyler’s an idiot”

3.great line by diana811- “Kyndra dances like she has headphones on – & she’s listening to a different song………….”

smurf ya later
74

LagunaConsultant

Posted November 3, 2006 at 7:03 am

Wow I’m kind of speechless this morning. I get into work like normal and log on my computer to find a response from Kathy Conrad of “LC says hi.” My immediate reaction was thinking there is no way this is really her, this proves it. Then I scroll down 2 comments, only to find a confirmation from B-Side. Yea I’ll go ahead and admit that I feel pretty great right now(Yea I know I’m kinda pathetic.) And I realize that LC probably wasn’t hovering over the computer with her mother saying something along the lines of “Looks like Ijustwatch and LagunaConsultant like me¦ Tell them I said hi! hehe” But damn it, I’m gonna go ahead and pretend that really happened. You know why? Because it would be AWESOME.

The only thing now that kind of sucks is, in the slim chance that I did ever meet her in real life, I went from probably having a 1 in 5,000 chance to a 1 in 5,000,000,000 chance. Yea I realize that I’m 22 and live in Boston on the other coast, but one could always dream right? Not anymore. I can see the conversation going something like this.

Me: Hey there, nice to meet you, my names Matt
LC: Hi I’m Lauren
Me: Oh I know, believe me, I’m a huge fan.
LC: Oh really?
Me: Yup, I even go on this site TVGasm and post about the show all the time, your mom even told me you said hi to me once in a post.
LC: (No idea what I’m talking about and starting to get creeped out) Oh yea? That’s nice.
Me: Nice? It was awesome! I’m Laguna Consultant. Remember?
LC: Wow. You are a HUGE loser huh.
Me: (Laughing awkwardly) Yes I am.
LC: You have 5 seconds to step away from me before I scream for help at the top of my lungs.
Me: Lauen, wait I ju¦
LC: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea that sounds about right. Obviously I’m not that big of an idiot, but you catch my drift.
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fulfill_the_dream_78

Posted November 3, 2006 at 7:48 am

Wow LagunaConsultant, looks like you are even more obsessed with LC than I am…..but since I appreciate your postings so much I will let you have her……I’ll focus my attention to Charlene Torriero (Talan’s mom) instead.

Much love to the Conrad family….it’s nice to see you all enjoy TVgasm as much as the rest of us.
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tigereye

Posted November 3, 2006 at 8:24 am

oh B-side, i’m doubting you’re a douche! But now I feel special cause you actually singled me out! gee thanks! however, this all might squelch my plans of emailing you and J-unit asking about info on living in SoCal, since I plan to move there (yeah.. in the next couple of years, i’m preplanning!), as I may then be construed as stalkerish-or stage five ‘cling-on’, if you will.

LagunaConsultant, you crack me up! I would pretend that she actually said hi to you too, cause it would totally be smurfin’ awesome!
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mo_knows

Posted November 3, 2006 at 8:46 am

I know this is pretty late in the postings, but if Tessa’s b-day was in March and not at the beginning of the episode as they showed it, and she is dating Derrick at the time (B/c he brings her to the party) then what does that mean about Rocky and Alex? B/c he was at her house helping her set up for hte party- so was this b/f they broke up or after they get back together as they show next week? I HATE MTV’S editing!!!
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CMC

Posted November 3, 2006 at 8:50 am

LagunaConsultant:

I think you and Lauren would make a great couple¦provided you can get close enough to her before she calls security! You’d be LC & LC and can make lots of baby LCs!
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Thatslike, totally random!

Posted November 3, 2006 at 9:24 am

Laguna Consultant (aka, LC part deux haha!) –

any word from Rocky on that FAB track suit?! and were you really banned from Caseydilla’s site?

you just got 10 cool points. Officially. ;P
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Pinky101

Posted November 3, 2006 at 10:03 am

I have nothing productive to add. Just doing my part to get the comments to 100. Great recap B-Side!
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 3, 2006 at 10:08 am

Its funny you should ask that because I was wondering myself about that today, but no response regarding the tracksuit. Oh well, that would be asking too much I guess.

I’m glad I earned the 10 cool points. They will go a long way in counteracting the embarrassment I feel about being a 22 year old guy posting on a pre-teen show message board haha.

The LC/LC thing is actually a bit weird. I don’t know why, but I never made the connection. I think I could use another 10 cool points to make feel better for subconsciously being a creep.
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lindslb

Posted November 3, 2006 at 10:46 am

Does anyone here live in Laguna? I’ve lived in Laguna/Newport my whole life up until this year. I get homesick watching, but I love it!

I’ve seen a lot of the old gang out and about, but never talked to any of them.

Love the recaps B-Side, it makes the episodes complete!
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KB

Posted November 3, 2006 at 10:51 am

So this is my first time doing this.. kinda nervous. BUT ANYWAYS B-Side you are the only reason I watch this show.. LOVE IT.

And I also always wonder who is kissing at the end of the credits.. kinda looks like cami?
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dsher

Posted November 3, 2006 at 10:56 am

I just wanted to take this opportunity since now I know that the Conrad’s read this blog that I have always liked the Conrad family on LB. They seem like one of the most normal families on that show. LC was always my favortie in season 1 and 2 and The Hills. I just wished she would have made better choices in boyfriends. But the parents were always cool. Loved that they had consequences when LC’s grades were falling and that when LC tried to weasle out of it Kathy reminded her that is was her fault. Also, loved when LC was going to graduation and they were in tears. I don’t really know Breana because she is not on the show that much, but I’m sure she’s a good kid too. Keep up the good work Conrad family.

I’m not sucking up. I’m just complimenting.
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 3, 2006 at 11:54 am

So I just went on to Rocky’s website (yes, I know, I’m a loser) and it says they only get to see the episode like the day before it airs. Well if she didn’t hear ALex call her a slut then she knows he did now. WTF can you imagine how much freakin drama must happen after everyone sees all the shit they talk about them lol…
They probably all hate eachother now from shit they just found out that was said last year lol
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Thatslike, totally random!

Posted November 3, 2006 at 12:05 pm

LC part Deux –

100000 cool points, as I am a 26 year old who has to justify her (borderline) obsession with these spoiled kids from clear across the country, and if you’re cool (and younger than me!) then you KNOW I’m cool!! hehe

I dont think you’re creepy… now if you were say, 42, and watching this for more than pure mockery (aka dirty old men) then I’d be creeped out… 22 and love to mock? AWESOME

and btw, I feel like everyone here is older than pre-teen, or else we wouldn’t find b-side hilarious! anyone agree?

say it loud, and say it proud: I WATCH MORE TEEN PROGRAMMING THAN MY LITTLE COUSINS!!
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bwinfree

Posted November 3, 2006 at 12:35 pm

Ok,
Let me say I come to read the re-cap every week because I laugh my ass off.
Whoever B-side is…he/she is friggin brilliant!
So…my opinion is that Chase really loves Tessa, he is just too busy to be with her now. I thought Breanna was so cool in her conversation with Alex about Rocky…she didn’t bash her and showed class. She said “she’s a little crazy”! Alex is a jerk! Does he even go to school with these kids? He reminds me of that scumbag Jason! I’ll bet Kathy Conrad breathed a sigh of relief after LC and Jason broke up..what a loser he is! Finally I had to laugh last night…all season Cameron had all the girls…much as I can’t stand Kyndra, she left him in the dust! He’s standing there looking like “duh” big teeth and all!
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CMC

Posted November 3, 2006 at 1:07 pm

Thatslike,totally random!:

I agree with you that most of the people who post on this site watch the show mostly for mockery and sheer entertainment, even though our high school days are distant memories.

Quite frankly, my teen years were pretty boring so by watching this show I get to live vicariously through the Laguna Beach kids without having to suffer through all of the drama myself¦well most of the time anyway. There was that one time that I was feeling pretty uneasy when Rocky and Alex were on the beach and she was practically begging him to give her one last chance so she could change for him. As a viewer I felt very empathetic toward her and extremely uncomfortable because she was empowering that toadstool Alex.

But most of the time, it’s just a fluffy little show that’s enjoyable to watch. Actually the real fun really begins the next day when B-Side posts his re-caps and we all chime in with our respective opinions. It builds camaraderie in a twisted kind of way!
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 3, 2006 at 1:49 pm

Hi Conrad’s – Your family seems very nice, and your kids seem like genuinely good kids. In spite of the jabs, I’m sure if any of the (young) guys on this site had the opportunity to take Breanna out on a date – they would jump at the chance!

I also hope 8-Bahl is permanently out of the picture regarding LC. She can definitely do WAY better! How did Mr. Conrad ever manage to keep from pummeling him?

Tyler really needs to find some friends closer to his age, isn’t he supposed to be in college? I agree with the person who posted about the Ecstacy, I think he was rolling too.

Cami and Kyndra are so miserable. Leave it to those two, to spend a week in Cabo, in a four or five-star resort, while sporting LV luggage and $500 shades – and leave pissed off. Seriously, was there NOTHING they could find pleasure in?

I don’t miss Tessa. I think she’s a boring fake. If she and Kyndra used to be BFF’s, and Kyndra is as mean-spirited and fundamentally rotten as she seems – how nice can Tessa really be? I STILL think Tessa is a dethroned Queen Bee
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 3, 2006 at 2:02 pm

EARTH SHATTERING NEWS REGARDING BLUEBERRY TRACKSUITGATE

Ok I’ll be honest now since I blatantly lied earlier when asked if I had heard any news regarding the blueberry tracksuit. Well I have heard everything there is to know regarding the tracksuit. I have been made aware by a pretty damn reliable source, that the tracksuit was purchased by Rocky’s mother at Bloomingdales. Apparently Rocky does not like to shop (I’m surprised they even allow her to be on the show because of this) so her Mom usually buys her things and hopes for the best. Who could have thought such a wonderful present like a Blueberry Juicy Coture tracksuit would have caused this much commotion. But it did, and we’re all the better for it.

Why am I telling you this you ask? Well that’s because I’ve been holding in a rather huge secret. Truth be told, Rocky is SENDING ME THE FRIGGIN BLUEBERRY TRACKSUIT. Yup. Same one. Worn twice. In my possession. Muaahahaha. Ahh that felt good getting that off my chest. You know how hard it’s been concealing the news that I’d soon be in possession of one of the most talked about items in TVGasm history? It was the equivalent of hooking up with the hottest girl in school and not being able to brag to your buddies about it. Pure torture.

Believe me, this is completely legit. Once I am in possession of the infamous suit, I will be sending in pictures of myself with it for Rocky to post on her website. I do have mixed emotions about this though. One side of me wants to expose my identity to world, and the other wants to take pictures of myself with the suit wearing machine’s mask from 8mm. Unfortunately when you post as much as I do, some people may get the impression that I’m some loser with 4 inch thick glasses who lives in his parents basement. While the part about being a loser is definitely up for debate at this point, I’m actually a pretty normal guy and it would be nice to show that. On the other hand, anonymity is the best part of posting on this site. Because I’m telling you right now, I’m going to get some SERIOUS shit from my friends when they catch wind of this. I’m talking beatings. Rightfully so I might add, but I’m 95% sure though I’m going to be sans mask for the pictures.

I know what your all thinking now, have I been compromised because of the tracksuit? Not a chance. Much like B-Side I’m not going to stop saying the things I say just because I received such a glorious piece of Laguna memorabilia. If anything, it’s going to get worse. All I can say is Alex better be a goddamn saint next episode, or else he’s going to get prodded by me in my next post mercilessly, regardless of whether they are together presently or not.

All in all I’m ashamed to admit that between finding out that Rocky’s sending me the tracksuit, and LC’s mom telling me that Lauren says hi, this has probably been one of the top 10 days of my entire life. I’ll keep you all updated on the suits arrival, or if I happen to catch a flick with Rocky’s parents and Tessa.
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 3, 2006 at 2:09 pm

One more thing ThatsLikeTotallyRandom, I was only joking about being banned from Casey’s site, but lets just say she won’t be inviting me over for Imelda’s quesidilla’s anytime soon either.
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twissa

Posted November 3, 2006 at 2:13 pm

Hey, random question (and I mean that – it’s actually a random question); is this Tyler possibly the same one Taylor from last season dated? I was rereading B-sides older recaps and he refered to a Tyler that Taylor dated at one point, as a “random loud gay guy” who had appeared now and then. Tyler seems kinda gay to me…
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J-Light

Posted November 3, 2006 at 2:25 pm

Laguna Consultant you are so freaking lucky!!! you definitely have to send pics to B-Side so he can post them for all the rest of us to see!! and hey if you get beat up, atleast it will be worth it!
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B-Side

Posted November 3, 2006 at 3:16 pm

I have a tracksuit addendum!

LagunaConsultant is very lucky to be receiving the blueberry tracksuit because I actually spoke with Rocky’s mom last week, and she told me she was going to BURN IT.

Well done! You’ve saved a Laguna Relic! Might a blurred out photo be not far behind? You know where to email us…
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K Conrad

Posted November 3, 2006 at 3:45 pm

LagunaConsultant, you are so funny! I just talked to Rocky’s mom today and she told me she was sending you the blueberry tracksuit. I will ask LC to not call Security on you when you meet her.

Thank you to dsher and Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict for your nice complements. I really appreciate hearing that.
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reeeeelbigfsh

Posted November 3, 2006 at 3:50 pm

I think Tyler and THE LEXIE should go out. They’re both so delightfully dysfunctional. Can you imagine them trying to feed each other?
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ohmymymy

Posted November 3, 2006 at 4:41 pm

I was just watching this on my DVR and I noticed that after Breanna and Lexi were walking on the beach about to sit down, both of their bathing suit bottoms were black. When they were getting on the jet ski’s Breanna had on a white bottom. WTF? Maybe it is because I am high but I thought that was so random.
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lagunatim

Posted November 3, 2006 at 4:53 pm

umm, am I the only one who noticed that Cami’s Louis Vuitton Keepall is a fake?
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jozeyg

Posted November 3, 2006 at 4:57 pm

awwww, i want a blueberry tracksuit =(
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jozeyg

Posted November 3, 2006 at 4:58 pm

100!! woo hoo
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 3, 2006 at 5:06 pm

So B-side you spoke to Rocky’s mom last week too? Please tell me this means more videos are on the way.
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lagunatim

Posted November 3, 2006 at 5:14 pm

ok correction, did anyone notice that both Cami and Kyndra both like to carry fake Louis Vuitton Keepalls?

eugh.
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IJustWatch

Posted November 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm

Are you sure they were fake? As they were driving away in the taxi, the quick glimpse of Nikki showed that she also wore one.. I don’t think they would wear fake ones considering the amount of money they can drop in one shopping hour.
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lagunatim

Posted November 3, 2006 at 6:19 pm

“Are you sure they were fake? As they were driving away in the taxi, the quick glimpse of Nikki showed that she also wore one.. I don’t think they would wear fake ones considering the amount of money they can drop in one shopping hour.”

Biggest misconception ever

alot of people who drop that much money DO buy fake things..mostly knowingly of course.

From the quick glimpse of Nikki’s, hers was real.

Anyways, yes, i’m 99.9999% sure they’re fake. I have a few Keepalls (with and without shoulder strap)so I can spot a fake in a heartbeat.
Both of their Keepalls have feet on the bottom, which no auth. ones do. Louis Vuitton won’t even add feet to a Keepall. Secondly, both of theirs are the Keepalls with the shoulder straps..which means they have a leather strip on each narrow side of the bags..and that piece of leather SHOULD go all the way to the top (where the zipper is)..and both of theirs don’t..it stops midway.

And when Cami was in Kyndra’s room carrying her Keepall, it just looked weird on the narrow sides by the zippers.

I’m just pointing out what I noticed – I think carrying fakes is embarassing in itself..but to be doing it on television…
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IJustWatch

Posted November 3, 2006 at 6:50 pm

No, I’m fully aware that even people with a lot of money buy fake things. But I would think that Cami and Kyndra are so image-conscious that they would be more careful to carry imposter LV on tv. THAT’S what I meant.
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twissa

Posted November 3, 2006 at 7:24 pm

KConrad is the real Kathy Conrad? Wouldn’t she call her daughter “Lauren”? I thought “LC” was just like her high school pals’ nickname for her.
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askingautumn

Posted November 3, 2006 at 8:34 pm

Nice recap as always B-Side! I caught the first of the series of ‘exclusives’ you and J-Unit had in LB, and the first one with the Conrads was hilarious. It’s funny, because at first I was all ‘oh hell no are they geting in and talking to Breanna’. But the fact that the Conrad clan actually are cool with you guys, regularly read the site, and even post on it (What’s up Kathy Conrad? You raised an awesome family! and it’s good to see Breanna out of the basement hehe) is beyond awesome.
With that said, the recap was extremely funny. In one of my rare days off, I actually caught the cabo epi. and rather enjoyed it. Kyndra seriously does look like 20 years older when she scowls- not that that’s really helping out the way she looks to begin with, but eh. Tyler….well I guess you could call it dancing and smoking, completely douchetastic. He was definitely channeling his inner madonna (you go on with your bad ass self girl!) The Lexie is definitely a tease or she’s really just not that interested in Kelan, at least with hooking up with him while the cameras are rolling. I was extremely confused with the random cuts to Nikki (and btw I currently cannot stand that chick because she has my name) but maybe the camera people copped some of that coke of hers (hey it is mexico!). Cami I really have nothing to say about her because she really never has anything intellegent to say outside of a pathetic whine or agreeing with whatever the hell it is that Kyndra is saying. Definitely missed Tessa and Rocky this week. They seem like the only normal ones. And can someone PLEASE explain to me what the appeal of Cameron is? He is like so not hot (wow that was a relapse in valley girl mode, sorry). He has a rather large head, and ugh just looks odd.

Laguna Consultant, that is awesome that you have obtained the holy blueberry tracksuit-post some pics soon! Rock that shit out. Oh! before I end this -Momma Conrad your house is absolutely beautiful I love the way it came out (from what I could see of it anyway). Later
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CMC

Posted November 4, 2006 at 7:55 am

I was watching reruns of several of the most recent episodes last night and heard something that I missed the first time around. In the episode when Nick W. was talking with his buddies about having asked Rocky out on a date, someone made a cryptic remark (among many on this show) about the possibility of Nick getting his legs broken. There were also a few other innuendos similar in nature that gave the impression that Rocky’s family has links to organized crime.

Is there some ongoing rumor in Laguna Beach that Rocky’s “family” has mafia ties? My first thought would have been no, because if that was true, Alex-the-Idiot wouldn’t have treated nice-girl Rocky like crap, if for no other reason, total fear. But then again, Alex doesn’t seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Tiffany

Posted November 4, 2006 at 8:56 am

CMC.. That has been stated before…Maybe KConrad can help us out with that one…??
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DOJ

Posted November 4, 2006 at 9:13 am

KYLIE WAS ON THE SHOW BEFORE,WITH BREE-BREE GOING 2 KYNDRA BBQ,@BREE-BREE POOL PARTY& I THINK THAT WAS HER,WHEN THAT GIRL CALL CAMI DRITY@ THE XMAS PARTY.
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Jessica'sbrain

Posted November 4, 2006 at 11:09 am

Best episode of the season. Better than last seasons Cabo.Kelan ought to move on. The Lexie is as warm as an ice statue. He could get plenty of action in Cabo. It was nice to see Breana. Kyndra got what she deserved. Tyler is the biggest loser in Laguna history. I am sure he had a razor blade and mirror in his pocket. Why don’t we ever see Cammi or Candace hooking up?
To K Conrad: I always thought Lauren was the prettiest Laguna girl. Breana is growing on me. You got a fat ass crib(very good).
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Thatslike, totally random!

Posted November 4, 2006 at 11:20 am

WOW! a girl goes away for a night and comes back to a thousand more posts! NICE!

LC deux – That is SO awesome! Pics BETTER come soon! And I totally get the ridicule from the friends, they think I’m redonkulus for watching it LOL! I’ll say it again, say it loud, say it proud! I WATCH TEEN PROGRAMMING! hehe… and btw, I’m apparently quite naive because I really thought you were banned from Caseydillas site LOL… I guess thats why I believed there was juice in ‘them thar’ red solo cups LOL!

CMC – I think we all watch it because its fun to sit in our house and root for the “good girl/guy” and hate the bitch/prom queen/alpha dog, all the while losing ourselves in mindless drivel! LOL! It brings me back to my drama filled days of HS and college, which, truth be told, I loved every second of, even though I will never admit it in public! The thrill of the chase and the agony of that bitch stealing your man hehe…

Oh, and Mrs. Conrad – you really DO have a GORGEOUS house! That view is amazing! Holy cow can we all come VISIT?! haha, JUST KIDDING! No stalking, I promise! It’s too expensive for a cross country ticket anyway… HAHA!!
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B-Side

Posted November 4, 2006 at 12:00 pm

Wow, I think this may be the most commented on post since we introduced authenticated comments back in January. well done, everyone!
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K Conrad

Posted November 4, 2006 at 12:23 pm

Hey B-Side, I’ll add to the comments.
Thanks for all the complements on our house. We really worked hard to do a nice job. It’s truly a dream home and we are so grateful we get to live here. We are still in awe of our view every day and night!

I have not heard any rumors about any mafia families living in Laguna.

Lauren actually prefers to be called “Lauren” and not “LC”. I was just answering LagunaConsultant with “LC” because that is what he called her. So, from here on out….let her be known as “Lauren”.
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TinkerbellAPixie

Posted November 4, 2006 at 12:38 pm

hmm
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mommysaddicted

Posted November 4, 2006 at 4:09 pm

Both Lauren and Breanna seem to have grown up in a good family and have their feet on the ground. The Breanna and Rocky thing is typical of girls that age, I was the victim and the agressor in situations like that many times in High School. Both girls, L and B, seem to be able to mix the right amount of fun and reality and I think it says alot for them.
Kristins appeal was the naughty girl appeal, the kind of girl you date but don’t marry. Lauren was focused and had high expectations, which I think turns high school boys of in general. Need I mention Rocky and Alex?

Anyhow…the comment from Kelan to Derek (when he thought Bre would shut Derek down),shows Breanna is not slutty and retarded like the rest of the girls. She also seems to be safe from Kyndra and Cami’s ruthless criticism. She seems above it.
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anniedawg25

Posted November 4, 2006 at 5:10 pm

*****Great Recap, and Great comments everyone!!!!*****

some thoughts:

1)Laguna Consultant, that is so cool that you are getting THE tracksuit. Please give us the scoop when you get it.

2) Didn’t Breanna’s friend at the beach tell her “I hate the rule that says you can’t hook up with other people’s boyfriends”? at first I thought “you mean EX boyfriends” but now realizing that Spring Break is in March, Tessa’s birthday is in March then maybe Tessa and Derek were seeing each other around Spring Break? Maybe it wasn’t a mess up from Bre’s friend after all…

3) Tyler IS SO FRIGGIN LAME!!!! K-Conrad, PLEASE get the Laguna Beach court system to BAN HIM from the town FOREVER. He must be breaking some law to be a college kid hanging out with the high school crowd. If anything, the laws of “coolness”..which he has broken a long time ago anyway.

3) DEB….LOVE the pic of Latoya and Cami! Seperated at brith, those 2!

4)I can;t wait for the prom/graduation ep…but that usually means the end is near for the season…..so not gnarly. Or is it? I am confused.

5) Kyndra, Kyndra, Kyndra….GIRL get a clue!!!!! I never thought I would say this, but LISTEN TO CAMI!! She knows what she is talking about! Tyler is scum!!!
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IJustWatch

Posted November 4, 2006 at 6:15 pm

I HIGHLY doubt that comment about Nick getting his legs broken was in reference to Rocky’s family being affiliated with organized crime. What a strange theory. Maybe it had something to do with him being “friends” with Alex and “creeping” in on his friend’s territory. Or maybe Rocky is nicknamed so for a reason.

I was just watching a commercial for the Laguna High graduation.. but why isn’t Cami in a cap and gown? Is she home-schooled too? I know Kyndra is… but what about her? Would explain a lot if the both of them were stay-at-home students together – maybe the school administration deemed them too vicious and cruel to interact with their peers. Or ugly. It would also explain why the two of them try so hard to be included with everything else.
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vividblurry

Posted November 4, 2006 at 6:40 pm

FINALLY got to watch this week’s episode on Tivo. I love that LC/Lauren’s mom is commenting on TVgasm, although I certainly hope this won’t censor anyone’s true feelings about the Laguna crew. I happened to like LC as portrayed on “The Hills” – and given the supporting cast members, she came across as a close to a mental genius as a reality TV star can get.

I absolutely cannot tolerate Tyler, and I am aware that most – if not all – are in agreement with me. First of all, his smoking habit is disgusting, and it’s made even worse by the fact that he performs said habit while dancing! Douche, indeed. Secondly, he has terrible posture. I will not target his obvious and multiple physical shortcomings, but I simply must point out the awful posture he sported while slinking around Cabo with his shirt off. I briefly envisioned what it must be like for Kyndra to endure any form of sexual congress with this mopey effeminate dope, and the mental image was far too horrifying to bear.

It’s unbelievable to see how thinly veiled the underage drinking was in this episode. OK, perhaps not unbelievable, but I previously admired MTV for at least trying to make it seem that the Laguna kids had priorities other than alcohol and drugs. Clearly this is not the case. Granted, I am no angel, but I don’t remember flying to Mexico and going out to clubs and getting wasted and being so jaded in 11th grade. (Granted, I was awkward and underdeveloped and in the closet – afflictions with which no teenager in Laguna seems to be afflicted, aside from Tessa [awkward] and potentially The Lexie [in the closet?].)

As a closing remark, I’d like to say that I find Nick W. intensely attractive. Is it me, or is my gaydar going off whenever he so desperately appears on-screen?
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vividblurry

Posted November 4, 2006 at 6:43 pm

“afflictions with which no teenager in Laguna seems to be afflicted”

D’oh – almost as bad as “don’t point fingers in a greenhouse” or whatever. Sorry!
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IJustWatch

Posted November 4, 2006 at 6:53 pm

OMG I can’t believe I’m so stupid. I keep forgetting these kids are only juniors. I only assumed since they showed Kelan in a cap and gown that they were seniors for a minute. Damn, there goes my theory about them being banned from school.
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lora

Posted November 4, 2006 at 7:19 pm

I hope that WAS Mrs. Conrad because I absolutely agree, it’s so inane to keep slamming the girls on things like their jaws or chins or noses. We’re watching high school kids in a small, wealthy community living their lives and making the same kind of mistakes that any high school kid in any part of the world might make. Comment on their antics all you like, that’s what this is here for, but tearing them apart because you don’t like their facial features seems insufferably shallow and cruel.
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CMC

Posted November 5, 2006 at 10:13 am

IjustWatch:

My remark about Rocky’s family and the mob was neither a “theory” nor my opinion. I was curious as to whether certain individuals in Laguna Beach (namely Cameron, Derek and Nick W.) believed it to be true or have made it their own running joke. As an outsider watching the show, the conversation was very confusing. When the comment was made, they all laughed in an “inside joke” kind of way, but it didn’t make much sense to the viewers. Of course that’s nothing new with this show. Many of the Laguna Beach conversations make no sense because we don’t have the complete history (pre-Season 3) behind them.

In terms of Cami and graduation, my understanding is that she does attend regular high school, however she was just a junior at the time Season 3 was filmed. That’s why she wasn’t wearing a cap and gown.

With respect to Kyndra’s home-schooling, based on some of the other posts, it sounds like she can partake in the social events because she lives in the school district. The school may also have some involvement in her home-schooling. I know someone who is enrolled in the local high school but is home-schooled by a teacher from that school. I too, am curious as to why Kyndra is home-schooled. Is it her parents’ decision? Some kids are just unable to integrate into a formal classroom setting and maybe Kyndra is one of them.
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 10:39 am

OMG, this epi was so cool! I loved watching Kyndra get totally burned in front of her friends. And by Tyler of all people! I agree with vividblurry that this lame douche is EFFEMINATE. His little scrawny, pale body reminds me of me…..when I was six! Gross!

I think this episode pretty much brought Kyndra and Cameron down a notch. Great!

I don’t know why everyone is kissing Kathy Conrad’s ass. Look, you do have a nice palace. LC is nice girl…now. But she “creeped” on Stephen when he was with Kristen. I don’t care if Kristen was doing the same thing. LC had no business throwing herself at Stephen whenever he’d call. He was TAKEN. But now since I see how K. Conrad feels about seeing a friends’ ex, (based on what she told Breanna about Derek) I see where they get their morals. Besides Breanna never told Rocky that their little peace lunch was now null and void since she wanted to hook-up with Derek.

Now everyone says Breanna is such a nice girl. Did anyone see the episode where Rocky basically told the story of their friendship “break-up”? She didn’t sound like such a nice girl then. Then she turned around and played the victim to her friends.

I would like to think that they see themselves on TV and see how messed up their priorities are. Yes, I understand that MTV has ridiculous editing, but they don’t put words in their mouths. And even if they do, they’re dumbasses to say them.

As far as making fun of them and their physical attributes, well, Kathy Conrad didn’t say anything when we were all making fun of KCav’s donkey voice, or Jessica’s tits, or Jason’s apparent drug use. No one on this site even winced. So don’t come off all high and mighty now that you know that K.Conrad reads these recaps. Someone accused B-Side of being biased but I think it’s some of these posters who are becoming biased.

If they want to be on TV they are fair game. Nobody cares that I think Tori Spelling looks like ET with implants, right?
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 10:45 am

P.S.

Does anyone else think Cami’s side burns are cooler than Elvis’?
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lora

Posted November 5, 2006 at 10:57 am

Uglycutie, why are you such a hater?? You are certainly entitled to whatever private opinions you want to have on anybody you see on TV, but when you bash them on a public forum SOLEY because you don’t like their physical features you come across as ingrainedly vicious, among other things.
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 5, 2006 at 12:29 pm

Ugly Cutie I hear what you are saying. I agree with you that there have been a lot of people on here that have started kissing up to Mrs. Conrad (did I mention how hot she looks) and I think you would have to be an idiot to think that these kids don’t read this website.

I know in some of my past post I have stated things like why in the hell is Lauren going out with that jackass Jason? Knowing she would probably read it and hopefully ask herself, why am I going out with that jackass? It also should be noted that I was hoping Jason might read it as well and think wow do people really think I am that much of a loser, and maybe clean up his act. (Although that is certainly doubtful) Likewise this year when we all look at Tyler and say “what a douchebag”, were not trying to be mean (Ok maybe a little) but we also want him to realize what a jerk he comes off as. Although in his case I think his problem is much more sever than Jason’s. And while I am on the subject of Tyler has anyone else noticed when he whines it looks like he is about to urinate on himself? Tyler one word of advice buddy, Depends, here is a link: http://www.depend.com/

I can also tell you personally when I have posted things such as calling Kyndra “Skunktastic” because of her roots I was partially putting that there so when she is mean to someone “less cool”, which there is no doubt she is often, they could just look at her and say “bite me Skunky”. Likewise when people have put down Cami or as I call her “Little Buddha”, part of it is to knock her off her damn high horse. Think about it, you don’t see people coming on here and ripping Rocky all to shreds, why, because like Rocky, we all know she is a very sweet girl.

Then look at Breanna, (who I don’t know if you guys have noticed but she has a very hot mom) when she was a jerk to Rocky I think most of us were kind of disappointed, why, because we like Breanna. And while we are on the subject of Breanna, and Breanna I your going to read this, you have STUNNINGLY beautiful eyes, so ditch the goofy ass looking 1970′s sunglasses that are bigger than your head, we want to see your eyes damn it, they are awesome. (I think she got her eyes from her mom, did I mention she was hot?)

One of the main things that this season is missing is sidekick eyecandy, think about it, there is no LO, there is no Taylor or Morgan S and I am but sorry Little Buddha just does not cut it. Tara is cute but we haven’t really seen her since she had to be rehabbed over the Foie Gras incident, and besides I don’t think THE LEXIE wants to share any of her airtime with a lowly sidekick anyway. All in all this season has been pretty disappointing, as has been reflected in the ratings. Hopefully next season they will minimize or get rid of Kyndra and Cami, ditch Tyler completely and get some more interesting kids to take their place. Regardless of what happens I am sure B-side’s recaps will make it worth watching.
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K Conrad

Posted November 5, 2006 at 1:18 pm

Hi UglyCutie! I didn’t really see it as kissing ass. I just took it as complements. Most people, including myself, like to be complemented. You might want to try it sometime. You might make someones day! Now I’m going to walk around all day thinking I’m hot because Icant’tbelieveIpost said so. (even if he was kidding) Thanks!

Please keep in mind that it’s an MTV show meant to entertain you and you shouldn’t take it too seriously. You get to see about 5 percent of what goes on in these kid’s lives.

I am all for making fun of people! I think we should be able to laugh at ourselves. But I think there are some things (like a person’s God given looks) that cross the line into meanspirited. That’s all I was trying to say.

OMG…..so much DRAMA.
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lagunatuna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 1:28 pm

I just have to say that I love that K. Conrad has joined us. How much more fun this has become. As to the comment about ex’s being ex’s, or whether or not they are off-limits, here’s my take: You definitely cannot date your friend’s ex. However, if it is not your friend’s ex, then all’s fair. As I understand it, Tessa and Breanna are not friends, and nor were L.C. and Kristen, hence all’s fair.
Maybe Stephen led L.C. to believe he was available; if so, there would be shared responsibility there.
I think this show brings back memories to us all of the bizarre social environment known as high school. Trying to navigate your way through can be tricky, hurtful, exciting, downright humiliating, et cetera. I love watching this to hiss at the villian, and applaude the nice guy. It’s fun.
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 5, 2006 at 1:39 pm

Oh no Mrs Conrad (or as I like to call you KC) I wasn’t kidding I think your pretty smokin, and I don’t mean that in a Eddie Haskell kind of way. Now I know where Lauren and Breanna get it (Because lets face it… it ain’t from Dad. jk)
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 2:39 pm

I just took it as complements. Most people, including myself, like to be complemented. You might want to try it sometime.

Wow Mrs. Conrad…the claws are out! I did compliment you. Scroll up and you’ll see that I wrote that you have a nice palace. That’s a compliment isn’t it? But maybe you’re used to more drooling.

Look, the point I was trying to get out is that I don’t think anyone takes this show seriously. I think it’s very entertaining just as I find the first auditions to American Idol entertaining. People makeing fools of themselves and not realizing it. Both of K.Conrads kids CHOSE to participate (with her permission, obviously) so they’re putting themselves out there. I’m not going to their schools and calling them names to their face. I have nothing personal against any of them. I just like reading the posts and throwing in my two cents and if that includes teasing the kids about their looks a bit, then so be it. If they are going to continue to come out on TV then they (and MRs. Conrad) need to develope some thicker skin. When they start coming out in magazines as “worst dressed” they shouldn’t cry about it. I dress like shit ALL the time but no one cares cause I’m nobody (thank God).

As far as being a hater. I don’t hate on anyone. I enjoy this show. Just don’t try to pretend that everyone here likes Breanna. As a matter of fact, the previous posts have been meaner (you know, the ones where Kathy didn’t post).

BTW, why did Lauren stay with that violent drug addict so long, KC? And why did your daughter hook up with a guy with a girlfriend on the first season? LC knew he and Kristen were together. THEY WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL. Since you’re on here just thought you could answer that. Thanks.

P.S. Notice that I have yet to comment on anyone’s looks but Tori Spellings?
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 2:47 pm

Oh and lora:

Where were you when we were all making fun of Cameron’s teeth?

Ooooohhh….buuurrrrrn!
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lora

Posted November 5, 2006 at 3:19 pm

Okay, Uglycutie, let it be noted that I do not enjoy reading pointless slams about ANYBODY’s natural physical features. That includes Cameron’s teeth and every other person’s looks you trashed.
BTW, why do you keep bringing up Tori Spelling? She’s not even on this show.

Mrs. Conrad said she doesn’t have a problem with B-sides recaps, his remarks and observations are funny without being mean-spirited. You ought to try it!

What I had problems with this episode was seeing these high school kids sloshed. We’ve all been there, but it’s definitely not anything I’d want taped for posterity!
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lagunatuna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 3:39 pm

First of all, I must say to you “Uglycutie”, of course Momma Conrad will defend her children. This is a Momma bear. I would expect nothing less. She and her children deserve a round of applause, they have all done well. Yeah to you who rise above. If LC made some mistakes along the way, so what. The point is to learn and do better. It is those of us who do no better or learn no lesson who may deserve the tongue-lashing.
Which brings me to Kyndra. As quoted in the Orange County Register Wednesday, August 16th edition. Quote: “I think everyone portrayed on camera is, for the most part, portrayed how they really were.” Another Kyndra quote from the same article: “Acting would be so cool. I took acting lessons. I think that would be very fun. If I had a job offer, I’d take it in a heartbeat.”
I’m sure the offers have been pouring in. Kyndra herself says that she was portrayed as she was. She must be so proud.
This girl obviously has an ego the size of Texas. She was under the misguided conception that she was The Shit, and answered to no one. No strategy, no class. All the big cars and shopping trips couldn’t fix what was broken within. Didn’t Kyndra also say at the beginning of the show, “Laguna Beach, survival of the fittest?” Only time will tell, but my money isn’t on her.
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm

UglyCutie:
I think your comments are hilarious! Keep them coming!
I highly doubt this is really Kathy Conrad posting on this site!
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 3:48 pm

We’ve all been there, but it’s definitely not anything I’d want taped for posterity!

Right, but they DO want it taped for posterity! That is my whole friggin point. They want to come out on TV. They want to be the personality that they portray. They want people to talk about them. Granted, not negativley, but that would be a nice little fantasy. So what do you agree with, lora? What CAN we make fun of. You let me know what the rules are in this blog and I will follow them. Is drug use okay to make fun of? Is accusing someone of being a slut okay? Is underage drinking okay to make fun of? Bad extentions? The way someone talks? What? Tell me. School me, girl.

To answer your question about Tori Spelling….I just used her as an example cause I think she is extremely ugly. I loved her reality show and I think she’s a great comedic actress, but her looks keep her from better parts. Don’t shoot the messanger.
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B-Side

Posted November 5, 2006 at 3:58 pm

Wow. Might this go to 200?

I’m working on editing together an little interview I did with Breanna and another one with Rocky and sort of Alex. I’m warning you — the camera work is suspect and the questions not excellent, but it’s still fun nonetheless.
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lora

Posted November 5, 2006 at 4:21 pm

I’m not saying you can’t make fun of/criticize their behavior or antics, but I take issue when you trash people solely on physical features such as teeth, chins, or noses. Now that I know you don’t plan to stop, I’ll just skip your posts, and you can skip mine. Deal?

(but livinginlaguna, you might want to post a picture of yourself and have uglycutie rate it. hilarious!)
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 4:49 pm

I think we found the “Lady in Pink” at the Cabo bar (page 3) It’s LORA!!!!
No wonder you have such a chip on your shoulder about your looks!
Now, thats HILARIOUS!
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 4:51 pm

Why would I wanna rate livinginlaguna’s picture? Was he/she in Cabo too? I thought I saw livinginlaguna serving drinks in one of the scenes..hahaha

Geez lora. get over it! I don’t make fun of them on their looks SOLELY. I just throw it in along with jabs at their personalities. Did you not read what I wrote about Breanna’s behavior on the lunch date with Rocky? And what she did after sucked too. Besides, why do you care so much? Are you planning into getting into show biz or something? It’s fun. They’re on TV voluntarily. LET. IT. GO. Breathe.

Oh and if you want me to ignore your posts don’t throw in a stab at me right at the end.
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:01 pm

I was’nt serving drinks in Cabo, I was holding the ashtray for Taylor on the dance floor. (better tips!)
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:03 pm

whoops – I misspelled wasn’t. Sorry.
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:08 pm

livinginlaguna

You are sooo funny! Holding the astray for Tyler!! LMFAO!

I was there too. I kept cleaning the mirror for Nikki after each use.
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annna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:12 pm

LOL, you guys are worse than the kids on the show with this arguing through essay-long comments.

I can’t wait til Wednesday.
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:20 pm

UglyCutie:
I like your sense of humor. I thought I saw you holding up Tyler’s hair on the dance floor, when he got hot (the only time I’ll use “Tyler” and “hot” in the same sentence).

I saw Nikki last week at the Coffee Klatch. (yes, I really do live in Laguna.) She walked in and let out a big, loud sigh because there were two people in front of her in line. I thought she LIKED lines!!
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gotigersgo

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:33 pm

This section has gotton more fun!Both of you have good points.
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UglyCutie

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:34 pm

Okay no more essays…..until next episode’s recap. But I gotta give props for the “I thought she liked lines”. Ziiinggg!!!
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 5, 2006 at 5:42 pm

lagunatuna (Thats a great name by the way) I agree with what you are saying about Mama Conrad, except I must correct you, sweet KC is not a mamma bear, she is a mamma FOX. (*Quick disclaimer Mrs. Conrad you should know that I am fully aware that you are a happily married woman and I completely respect that and am in no way trying to hit on you.) However if you ever want to put in a good word for me with Lauren… By the way as I write I have Simon and Garfunkel tunes playing in my head… go figure
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iloveteendrama

Posted November 5, 2006 at 6:00 pm

When I saw Cami in that scary hat, I thought what the hell kind of bff is Kyndra to let her go out like that? Then it hit me–she looks like Judge Smails from Caddyshack!

And I’m new here, so forgive me, but is Tyler Clay Aiken’s twin brother? WTF?
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iloveteendrama

Posted November 5, 2006 at 6:01 pm

meant to say “forgive me if this has already been pointed out”

thanks
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mommysaddicted

Posted November 6, 2006 at 8:03 am

Tyler make me nauseous. There is a guy like him in my hometown, who hangs out with HS kids because no one his age is impressed anymore. Tyler needs therapy. Not that there is anything wrong with that!!
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Tiffany

Posted November 6, 2006 at 8:07 am

Im with UglyCutie.
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 6, 2006 at 8:13 am

Ok, this had to have been the most boring crop of comments I have read in a long time. I come on to see 40 new comments, and there isn’t a single enjoyable one. All of them consisted of people sucking HARD on the power tete, or Livinginlaguna and UglyCutie stroking their own ego’s by admonishing each other for their own stupidity. I can only deal with so many mundane comments. For anyone who hasn’t read the last 40 comments or so, save your time. This is what they basically look like in a nutshell:

Uglycutie you are like sooo funny! No way, you are like sooo funny Livinglaguna. Hey uglycutie, I saw Cameron the other day in CVS, and he was buying this thing of crest toothpaste, and he was all like “oh man I hate this tube that it comes in,” and I was like OMG I thought Cameron loved tubes, cuz he like LOVES tube socks. Anyway I noticed this because I like actually live in laguna and all. HAHAHHAHAH livinginlaguna you are my HERO¦ Huge zing with the tube socks, that was awesome. Hey guess what, now I’m going to take a random shot at Kathy Conrad in a failed attempt to show that “I’m real” and that I’m wicked gnarly! Did I say that right Livinginlaguna? I mean cuz you like live there and all. Did I tell you how cool that is recently? Well if I haven’t, that is so cool! We’re the shit huh! Well I’m going to go watch Saved by the Bell and pretend Nikki and Tyler are making guest appearances and doing lines everywhere! ZING!

As hard as it is to believe, it was even more painful to read than that. I kept omitting my favorite part though since I’m only 90% sure this was happening:

UglyCutie: Livinginlaguna you rock!!!
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Logging out of ugly cutie¦.
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This may take a moment
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MemberName: Livinginlaguna
Password: ********** (I decoded the password too, its douchebag, shhhhh)
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Thanks for signing in, Livinginlaguna. Now you can comment.

Did somebody say they can’t wait for Wednesday? I second that.
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livinginlaguna

Posted November 6, 2006 at 8:59 am

LagunaConsultant:
Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! I’m sooo impressed with your password “decoding” skills – I’m pretty good at that too.
Membername: Laguna Conslutant
Password: dick-shiner
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 6, 2006 at 10:00 am

Can’t we all just get along? Rodney King circa 1992

I, for one, love the fact that Kathy Conrad is interacting on this site. As far as I know, there is no censorship on these blogs, and anyone can comment. It looks like this thread might hit 200 – and that’s great for TVgasm. And if it’s great for TVgasm, it’s great for me!

If anyone, and I include myself here, is expressing a more sensitive point of view, that is a personal preference. I believe that that is the nature of free speech; it’s broad enough to accomodate multiple sides.

Even before Kathy Conrad posted here, I thought their family seemed pretty down-to-earth. Has Breanna been shown to be unfailingly sweet? No. Has anyone on the show been portrayed that way? No. High school girls by definition are complicated, insecure, and fickle – they are under huge pressure socially, sexually and academically.

I didn’t think Breanna handled the luncheon with Rocky, or having Rocky at her party particularly well; but I also didn’t see the unedited version, nor do I know the background on why the two had a falling out. Sometimes girls just outgrow each other, and guess what girls – it happens when you’re women too. Regardless, IMO Breanna is NOT an unattractive girl inside or out – and I’ve felt that way from the beginning.

Also, attacking someone’s morals based on a comment about not buying into a dating “rule” is ridiculous. Obviously it’s bad to go after your friend’s SO’s or exes, everything else is fair game. That’s the way most of us play it in the real world.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and should be able to express them however they want to without being personally attacked or insulted by other posters (after all, we all have our obsession with LB in common!). Let’s save the really GOOD insults for Kyndra and Cami, ’cause let’s face it – THEY really do deserve it. Their mean, nastiness transcends all age barriers.
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lora

Posted November 6, 2006 at 10:33 am

Great post, Chee-Z! I agree with much of what you said.
But even Cami isn’t SO bad if you ever check her out on MTV Overdrive. She’s materialistic, catty and shallow at times, but she also talks about how important good grades are and that she makes her schoolwork a priority. She also mentions how annoying it was that Kyndra ditched her for Tyler in Cabo — it’s obvious that Cami is NOT his biggest fan.

While I don’t think Kyndra is physically unattractive, I do have a big problem with her choices, and particularly with her indifference to the way her behavior is being chronicled on the show. Obviously, she really IS like that. And in my opinion, that’s bad.
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nico-co

Posted November 6, 2006 at 12:44 pm

THANK YOU lagunaConsultant i completely agree with you. I was surprised with how many comments were left and then i started reading them and then i became upset that i was reading a bunch of CRAP!!
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UglyCutie

Posted November 6, 2006 at 12:46 pm

OMG Laguna Consultant really thinks he IS a Laguna consultant. Go figure.

Excuuuuuse me for having some fun, guy. I’m sorry my comments weren’t as cool as your faux convo with LC and the boner you have for Rocky’s tracksuit. Talk about stalker. I never once said that I was gnarly (which I thought used to be cool but according to Alex it’s bad now, I guess). I thought your comments were not worth the 20 paragraphs you wrote but others thought they were funny, I didn’t care.

The only reason Livinginlaguna and I were having a good laugh is because we find the same things funny. WHO CARES!

Of course you don’t have to agree with us, and I don’t agree with some posters, but I don’t attack them. I save that for these retarded kids who know that year after year the Laguna Kids are made fun of but sign-up anyway.

Back off a little. You’re not the know-all, be-all of this blog.

Why are so many people all touchy on here? I remember that seasons 1 & 2 we didn’t have this going on. I’m sorry if you feel a personal connection to all these kids and their parents, but you really DON’T. Track suit or not.
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aurora116

Posted November 6, 2006 at 1:17 pm

Does anyone else notice that Kathy Conrad keeps mispelling the word “compliment” and writes it as “complement” which means something different?
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 6, 2006 at 1:46 pm

Hi aurora116,

You misspelled “mispelling”. I’m just sayin’….

Sorry!
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jozeyg

Posted November 6, 2006 at 4:09 pm

STOP THE MADNESS!!
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askingautumn

Posted November 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm

Children behave!! UglyCutie- get off your high horse!! stop trying to one up everyone on how cool you think you are. It doesn’t matter if we have a personal connection to these kids in real life or not- the whole point of this show is to show everyone what they are going through and they are issues that EVERYONE in high school had to deal with so back the hell off!
And who really cares if Mrs. Conrad really does post on here or not- do NOT come up in here and start judging everyone. We all have our opinions and even if Kathy reads them, she still respects them and at least has a little class!
Be considerate of each other feelings- it’s called respect
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CMC

Posted November 6, 2006 at 5:15 pm

My Dear LagunaConsultant:

What happened to your normally good-natured demeanor? Your posts can be long-winded at times (however I’ve been guilty of that myself), but usually you’re pretty affable! Take some deep breaths and relax. We’re not saving lives here. Nobody’s a douche-bag¦well except for Alex¦and he’s a vinegar-filled douche-bag at that!
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aurora116

Posted November 6, 2006 at 5:54 pm

haha you’re right Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict … i did misspell that.
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 6, 2006 at 7:23 pm

Hi aurora116,

I always do stuff like that – I thought it was kind of funny – glad you’re not mad!
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lovinlaguna

Posted November 6, 2006 at 10:50 pm

Cami is a rock star. She is fun to watch, witty, and entertaining. She would be a better narrator than anyone.
Keep the posts coming, we must hit 200!
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lovinlaguna

Posted November 6, 2006 at 10:55 pm

And UglyCutie, stop talking, you’re hurting my head.
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t

Posted November 7, 2006 at 6:25 am

Don’t mean to perpetuate a war here but just wanted to let UglyCutie know that he/she’s got some support. I completely agree with your point that once K Conrad’s post came up (u R quite the fox btw), SOME (not all) people started kissing ass or at the very least accommodating their normally wonderfully honest posts to be somehow pro-Conrad. Just my take.

and I know some people got annoyed, but I personally thought the quips between you and livinginlaguna were hilarious : )
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lora

Posted November 7, 2006 at 7:01 am

Remember back in season 1, when Christina and Morgan went to NY for spring break while the rest of the kids went to Cabo? The cameras went to NY, too. Granted, an audition for a NY musical is way more camera worthy than visiting family in some insignificant location, but it still seems strange that the narrator gets no coverage at all.
Anyway, I’m still waiting for Tessa to “stand up” to the mean girls as she indicated she would in the first episode.
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K Conrad

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:18 am

I really didn’t mean to start any chat wars. I just wanted to let people know that some of the kids and their parents read TVgasm and enjoy it and that some of the comments were hurtful. But I can see now that it doesn’t matter to some of you, so I will just put on my big girl panties and deal with it. It was nice to read that some people agreed with me….thanks for your support.

I will also admit that I’m not a great speller….I need my spell check.
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I can't believe I post

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:28 am

Sweet KC don’t worry about the chat war, and besides don’t you know, nations go to war over women like you…. Its all good.
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nico-co

Posted November 7, 2006 at 10:03 am

for anyone who is sayin that Kathy Conrad is getting her ass kissed, if you think about it, she responds mostly to the nice comments said about her and her family, and doesn’t pay attention to all the other bullshit that gets talked about here…so really anyone kissing her ass just wants her to acknowledge them…duh…nothing wrong with that tho
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jozeyg

Posted November 7, 2006 at 10:07 am

i agree with whoever said that Nick W. is cute. I don’t think he’s ugly at all. He’s not ‘hot’ like the usual LB surfer boys are, but he’s adorable. He seems like a nice guy, and I think he really geniunely(spell check) likes Rocky.

I remember at Derek’s barbecue, Nick sat next to Rocky and was trying to talk to her. I like him out of all the guys there.
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t

Posted November 7, 2006 at 11:55 am

for anyone who is sayin that Kathy Conrad is getting her ass kissed, if you think about it, she responds mostly to the nice comments said about her and her family, and doesn’t pay attention to all the other bullshit that gets talked about here…so really anyone kissing her ass just wants her to acknowledge them…duh…nothing wrong with that tho

well yes, that’s typically why people kiss ass.
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 12:23 pm

OMG DID U PEOPLE SEE THE SECTION ON ROCKY’S WEBSITE DEDICATED TO LAGUNACONSULTANT! LMFAO WTF!!!! That was the funniest shit I ever saw (besides Cameron’s face whilst getting dissed for Ty-Ty in Cabo) too funny, I can’t wait to see pics of this friggin’ tracksuit. Maybe someone will give me a car if I ask?
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B-Side

Posted November 7, 2006 at 12:45 pm

Does someone have the link?
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:00 pm

yup…here it is, how awesome is this lol…
http://www.raquel-rockydonatelli.com/PhotoAlbums/PhotoAlbum_20061104_TrackSuit/PhotoAlbum_TrackSuit.html
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:02 pm

oh yeah B-side…you’re mentioned in there too (:
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:09 pm

lmfao and so is the “CACTUS KINGDOM”! I can’t be the only one who thinks this is so funny, where the hell did everyone go ):…B-Side? K-Conrad? Anyone?? ):
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B-Side

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:10 pm

Gotta respect the shoutout to the Cactus Kingdom
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:12 pm

I know, I saw that and was AHHHHH!!!!!! I liked the “reserved” spot for Lagunaconsultant’s pic with the tracksuit…this is great lol…
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2 Old 4 This

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:31 pm

Thanks for the link WTFLaguna. SO funny. Can’t wait for the photos.

These back-biting posts only mean one thing……folks are jonezing (not in Spell Check, be kind) for the next episode.

need a fix…..getting cranky…..must…watch…more…Guna
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2 Old 4 This

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:32 pm

one more lame post to push toward 200
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J-Light

Posted November 7, 2006 at 1:55 pm

haha I can’t believe Rocky has a page on her website dedicated to the “Saga of the Blueberry Tracksuit” that is just too funny! Laguna Consultant you better not dissapoint her, and send her an awesome pic to display!
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lagunatuna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 2:13 pm

Okay,WTF, I just took a look on her website. That is just too funny. Obviously this girl has a sense of humor. Thanks, Laguna Consultant for getting this blueberry rolling, as I am rolling with laughter.
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 7, 2006 at 5:07 pm

You’re right on the money 2 Old 4 This, I AM jonesing for the next episode! Next recap too, B-Side (hint, hint!).

Congratulations on your tracksuit coup Laguna Consultant! I can’t wait to see the picture on Rocky’s site. Who’s going to model it? I vote for you!

Just doing my part in reaching the 200th post…
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B-Side

Posted November 7, 2006 at 5:43 pm

Is it me or does it sort of suck that now, we’re finally all getting into the season, writing tons of comments, but there are only like two or three episodes left?
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UglyCutie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 5:53 pm

I finally saw Rocky’s page. I’ve always liked her. She is a funny, smart, and pretty girl. I really hope she turns out to be the stand-out of this season. She has been so far. She totally eclipses poor boring Tessa in the personality department and she is waaayy cuter than doe-faced Kyndra, shit-smelling faced Cami, and Breanna…..what can I say about Breanna? Well, all she is missing are the bolts on her neck. Obvious LC hogged up all the good genes in that family.

Rocky should be narrator next season and I hope she really stirs things up and puts all those chicks in their place.
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted November 7, 2006 at 6:04 pm

I agree B-Side, it does kind of suck. I’m definitely going to miss it!

On the bright side, the RW: Denver cast looks like they might be really dysfunctional. Possibly even more so than Key West! Of course it’s no Laguna Beach…
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J Unit

Posted November 7, 2006 at 6:19 pm

B-side, did you ask Racquel about her Blueberry Tracksuit in your interview?

And as a complete non-sequitor, if I ever meet Rocky’s mom, I am going to bake her some cookies.
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B-Side

Posted November 7, 2006 at 6:22 pm

I forgot to ask about the tracksuit, sadly. If only I had remembered — like so many other questions I omitted. Alas…

As for Mrs. Rocky (a.k.a. Robyn), she and her daughter seem to cook so much, I’m jonesing to try their food. I’d make her chocolate cheesecake, I think.
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JHill

Posted November 7, 2006 at 7:37 pm

B-Side, of course you would bring over a rental such as “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” or “Labyrinth” for such an occasion with the Donatellis, right!?
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JHill

Posted November 7, 2006 at 7:42 pm

Guys, check out this article on our favorite douche Alex… surprise, surprise – he’s now taking acting lessons!

http://www.sanclementetimes.com/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=218&cntnt01returnid=34
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 7, 2006 at 7:51 pm

Oh man, that was a crazy bunch of posts. That was certainly more entertaining than the last 50. Much like Kathy Conrad said, I didn’t mean to start a message board war¦ Well actually that’s a lie, that’s exactly what I meant to do. The board was getting boring and mundane and we needed to spice things up a little bit. Mission accomplished. Sorry if I offended anyone.

I couldn’t believe when I saw the post about the section in the website, I almost fell out of my chair laughing as well. I will say that the blank picture is pretty intimidating though. Oh well. For all your information, the Fed Ex from the Cactus Kingdom was received safely today, and the glorious tracksuit is now in my possession. I know you were all just dying to know that. This thing is being monitored as it goes across the country like it’s the friggin Olympic torch. Now I’m just a digital camera away from a pretty embarrassing shot¦ Stay tuned for that, same wonka time, same blueberry velour channel. Also, was anyone else giddy to see the comment about the green tracksuit that might get debuted next season? Oh man, I almost blacked out when I saw that. Ladies and gentleman, start your jokes. Better be careful though, I already filed for the rights to all Rocky Donatello ninja turtle jokes. Do you think it would be too much to ask that she wears a purple facemask and wields a bo when she wears it??? Lets start a petition.
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UglyCutie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:00 pm

OMG!!! I just read the article about Alex. He’s beyond a hanger-on! The article says that he’s still with Rocky and that he watches the show with her and her parents!!! WTF! He has no friggin shame. The article also says he’s from San Clememte HS. And that he considers himself more of a drummer. IDIOT!

He’s taking acting classes now. If I see this nimrod on my TV in anything other than Laguna Beach I am starting a letter-writing campaign to whatever station puts his mug on the air.

Oh, Rocky, why did you go back with him? I hope that the article was written before the episodes were aired and I hope Rocky kicked him out on his ass mid-epi.

This guy just sunk lower than I thought humanly possible. Here’s to Alex taking up hard drugs and selling his supple ass on the street.

GO AWAY MORON!
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JHill

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:01 pm

Hmmm… Rocky… cloaked in green velor… a well-documented love of baking… I’m channeling Cookie Monster!

LagunaConsultant – although I know how difficult it would be to part with The Tracksuit, I think it should be passed along to each TVgasm reader willing to take a sacred photo donning the garment; an homage of sorts to our beloved Rocky (wishful thinking, I know)…
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RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:03 pm

195#
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JHill

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:03 pm

UglyCutie – to add to your sentiments, here’s to Alex accidentally stumbling ass first onto one of his drumsticks.

(Yes, this is my fifth post in like 15 minutes… I’m waiting for the election results in my state to come in)!
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RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:04 pm

200?
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lora

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:06 pm

Eh, I guess there will always be those who live to insult others. Funny that they have such a problem on TV, a la Kyndra Mayo.

Whatever. I’m still waiting for the moment when Tessa’s big bad self stands up to the queens of mean.

And if Laguna Beach season 3 is nearing it’s conclusion, could it be that The Hills season 2 will soon be airing? It’ll be fun to see what Lauren, Heidi, and the rest have been up to!
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RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:08 pm

OK, I was one off but I just want to pay tribute to B-Side and LagunaConsultant and all of the others who’ve been posting on the reg and are finally having fun!!!
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RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:10 pm

Iora wins the free trip to Cabo!!!!!!
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UglyCutie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 8:26 pm

WoooHooooo….we’re over 200 comments!! Record, B-Side?

Well, I completely agree with JHill that the track suit should be passed around to the hardcore fans to take pics with it at….let’s say known places. Some can wear it in NY in front of the Statue of Liberty, in CA it could be in front of Disneyland….etc. That would be awesome!! But eventually someone would keep it and sell it on Ebay

Oh, well it was a cool idea.

P.S. Why is Alex’s face always greasy looking? He needs to blot.
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UglyCutie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:02 pm

RcerXnTrixie:

Why did lora win the free trip to Cabo? I didn’t get it. Did a miss a post? Just curious.
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RcerXnTrixie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:05 pm

Just a LB joke UC since B-Side got us all hyped over making it to 200.
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lovinlaguna

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:08 pm

How did you find Rocky’s website? Is there another website I don’t know about?
This Blueberry saga could be the start of something interesting. If the Laguna kids start passing stuff out to devoted fans/obsessed devotees, I’m calling dibs on that horrendous choker Kristin wears throughout season one. Or maybe Caseydilla’s puffy pink jacket. Or LC’s white hobo purse that you can find on ebay listed under “LCs purse”. The possibilities are endless.
Can anyone else think of some good paraphernalia?

And just a small request, BSide I love you and your recaps but the OMG title for every episode is a little much, not trying to be harsh, just a little suggestion. I don’t want to start another war!
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UglyCutie

Posted November 7, 2006 at 9:17 pm

lovinlaguna:

I think you meant to say memoribilia not paraphernalia. Anyhoo…how bout Jason’s stash (in that case it would be paraphernalia). Or Jessica’s self esteem (obviously she has no need for it). We can also try to get Cameron’s veneers! Oh, oh, Cami’s sailor hat!!

So many things….I’m getting all giddy.

Lagunaconsultant, get on the case. You’re our only hope.
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Thatslike, totally random!

Posted November 7, 2006 at 10:26 pm

holy cow! 200+! SWEET!

Send that track suit up to me in NYC, I’ll make sure it gets to see the statue of liberty, the empire state building… it’ll be the best traveled article of clothing since LC’s bi-costal errand run! LOL!

although, if I actually have to put it on, people might mistake me for Violet Beauregard!

VIOLET! YOU’RE TURNING VIOLET!

I guess I’ll have to take that chance, if it means I get to partake in the lovliness that is the blueberry track suit… siigh… ;P
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B-Side

Posted November 7, 2006 at 10:53 pm

UglyCutie:

This is what you’d call a “modern” record. Before we started authenticating comments, 209 comments was nothing. Laguna once had 765 comments. But ever since we had to start making people sign in (for spam purposes etc), the amount of commenting in general on the site dropped by about half or so. People are reluctant to sign up for things like comments.

That being said, I don’t think we’ve had a post generate this many comments since the authentication was put in. Great job, people! Will it go to 300? And to think, another recap is on its way tomorrow night…
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 8, 2006 at 12:19 am

In regards to passing the jumpsuit around, I think I’m going to politely decline. This is mainly due to the fact that its autographed “To Matt <3ALWAYS Rocky” Yup thats right Alex, I’m moving in on your chick son WHAT WHAT haha
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 8, 2006 at 12:23 am

I don’t know why that last comment cut off…

In regards to passing the jumpsuit around, I think I’m going to politely decline. This is mainly due to the fact that its autographed “To Matt <3ALWAYS Rocky” Thats right Alex, I’m moving in on your chick son. WHAT WHAT haha
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 8, 2006 at 12:26 am

Ok that is defintely taking away my thunder. Maybe its the heart symbol thats messing it up, I’ll try it without it.

In regards to passing the jumpsuit around, I think I’m going to politely decline. This is mainly due to the fact that its autographed “To Matt heartALWAYS Rocky” Yup thats right Alex, I’m moving in your girl son. WHAT WHAT haha
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LagunaConsultant

Posted November 8, 2006 at 12:29 am

Yup, thunders left the building
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 8, 2006 at 5:24 am

I think that’s a funny idea…like the sisterhood of the traveling velour blueberry tracksuit…I live in Philly…so I could run down the Philly Art Musuem steps with it like none other then…..ta daaaa “ROCKY” Balboa!!! Or put it on the Rocky statue here lol…oh yeah bitches…I really crack myself up!
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fulfill_the_dream_78

Posted November 8, 2006 at 6:25 am

it’s been nice reading all of these comments, although time consuming, but nice not seeing some jackass posting about a Two-A-Days recap on some other competitive website.

just an observation…
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2 Old 4 This

Posted November 8, 2006 at 7:16 am

Laguna Consultant – meet me at dbar for the torch, eh, tracksuit hand-off & photo session. C’mon! Be a sport!

You could make it a Cross Country fund raising event – hook Cami & Kyndra up with some REAL LV luggage.

(Just between you & me, you can use an imposter for the cross country campaign – sorta like Anheuser Busch did with The World Cup trophy – I won’t tell a soul)
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hardly@work

Posted November 8, 2006 at 11:30 am

Holy shit…yeah guess Im pretty late to the party, but wow….mrs. conrad, an acquisition of the blueberry suit…too much to process after 216 comments, just wanted to be in on the new record….
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tAsHiEz

Posted November 8, 2006 at 1:03 pm

hey. im a newcomer. i love reading all these comments. but i especially love yur recaps b-side!
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B-Side

Posted November 8, 2006 at 2:40 pm

Thanks tAsHiEz!
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B-Side

Posted November 8, 2006 at 9:53 pm

Hey guys — just watched tonight’s episodes. Might be a slight delay in getting them up tomorrow. But at least the first recap will be up in the afternoon, I’m hoping!
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nikkicanlicky

Posted November 9, 2006 at 12:41 am

this is my first time posting on here and unlike other tvgasm virgins, i will not say “this is my first time so pardon me for my ignorance”…ive been reading these posts in secret for weeks, but i havent had the URGE to post until now..and its not due to the 200+ record…its cuz this damn thread is so damn GNARLY…(hence me being on here during the 2 episodes today…PLUS an extra hour or so reading)…i JUST couldnt wait til tomorrow’s recap to post since tonight’s episodeS were also GNARLY (yes i know i keep using the word in the wrong way)

first of all, B-side’s recaps, as everyone on here has said, are what makes the show more interesting (even though unlike most folks who dislike this season, i actually tuned in more)

second of all, i just thought LagunaConsultant was another poster, but MATT (hey, even in a mask, youll be hot in blue velour) is truly a funny addition to the recaps…

i swear B-side the recapper is the Master version of TVGasm: The Real LB, while LagunaConsultant the commentor is the worthy sidekick! I can see it all now: LagunaConsultant will be sadly watching B-Side pack HIS (LC’s) personally autographed blueberry velour Juicy jumpsuit on his next trip to Laguna…because it IS okay to take your sidekick’s stuff (reference to Kristen kissing Jessica’s beau in season 2)…

3rd of all, the EPIC hilarity of these comments came when wtflaguna linked us to Rocky’s website…her down to earth addressing of the SUIT made me admire her more, and i DO hope her and tessa (I LOVE HER too! sorry Mrs. Conrad, i LOVE LAUREN, but BREANNA comes off SELFISH this season) are still friends!

this is how much of a loser i am…unlike B-side and LagunaConsultant who have rose up in the popularity ranks and have become CHUMMY with the LBers…(getting Hi’s and suits from LB moms AND going to LB kids’ homes)…all I want is this damn post to be acknowledged by both these two hot men that gave me a reason to sign up for this…=)…i should really be studying for school, but id rather read about high school, which i havent been in for 3 years (i guess im a youngin compared to some of you guys ;P)
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WTFLaguna

Posted November 9, 2006 at 7:56 am

B-SIDE!!! WHERE IS THE RECAP! LOL I MISSED THE FIRST EPISODE AND AM DYING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CACTUS KINGDOM!!!
How hot did Kelan look on stage lastnight, yummers…
just a side note- I really think chase likes the bologna…amen.
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lora

Posted November 9, 2006 at 9:17 am

Hey, WTFLaguna, you can always catch the full episode online at MTV.com (geez, I sound like a commercial!)

I can’t wait for the recap(s) either.

one thought after watching the show was that Cami’s boobies might need their own agent to get star billing, on account of the way they’re always poppin’ out for the cameras!
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fulfill_the_dream_78

Posted November 9, 2006 at 2:10 pm

I’ll probably post this again in the new comment section for the new episodes, but damn Bernice (Rachel) looked hot in the 2 episodes last night.

I think she’s the sleeper hottie of the season.
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areyoukiddingme

Posted November 14, 2006 at 3:12 am

i’ve never been so annoyed in my life! BIAS, THERE IS. shit was talked about all in this recap + comments – i understand it is fun and games – but not a bad word against breanna. and she sucks! and this kissing ass business to the conrad mom… gag me. lame lame lame. not to mention pathetic. kissing ass to the conrad mom is not going to get you an invite to the mansion nor will you EVER meet the family so STOP. it’s really nauseating. the fact that conrad mom is posting on this board is even worse. i knew that boycotting this season would be the right thing to do! for having so much money, the conrads are milking mtv for all its worth. how many times do we need to be told that the conrad dad says that “flowers mean i’m sorry, chocolate means i love you” or whatever the hell he said? honestly that was in like 2 eps of previous lbs and also in the hills. Anyway, that is all. Team Kristin bitches. Conrads, get a life.
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