Laguna Brunch

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | | 12:30 pm | 10 Comments

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The kids of Laguna Beach enjoy breakfast.

I don’t roll out of bed early on a Saturday for many things (and by early, I mean 11:45 AM). But when a friend calls up and says the Laguna Beach kids are eating at the next table over from her, I am awake faster than you can say “Done-zo.” With a camera in hand and a scruffy hat masking my bed-head, I promptly left my apartment and walked over to the nearby Saddle Ranch Steakhouse where none other than Kristin, Talan, Alex H. (or Roz, as I call her), and some other kid from the show were chowing down on oversized plates of breakfast goodness. The group looked tired and disheveled. Clearly morning after. Sadly, resident porn star Casey was nowhere to be found.

It was a little tricky getting these photos. TVgasm accomplice S. Lo actually had to man the camera because the only available seat at her table left me facing away from the Laguna Beachers. Hence, I wasn’t able to really observe the kiddos (which is why I can’t name their fourth friend — didn’t get a good look). Luckily, S. Lo was intrepid with the camera, and we managed to steal a few discreet shots. Enjoy.

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Kristin, looking mighty sexy in her Marlboro hoodie, chats on the phone. I could not, however, hear her donkey voice.

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That’s my shoulder in the foreground. Just to give you a sense of perspective.

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Wow, these guys are really lively.

And that’s it. We tried to get more, but the angle just wasn’t working for us. If you’re still unsatisfied, then enjoy these random shots of Kristin and Morgan I found in the TVgasm archives.


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10 Comments

  1. 1
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted August 15, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    Ahh, Reality White Trash. When I think hearty healthy breakfast, I too think saddle ranch. If its good enough for every other reality star (blaire from Road Rules used to act as bull operator, and several others have cocktailed/bartended), then its good enough for me.

    Who knew white trash came from laguna,

    MYL

  2. 2
    mike
    Posted August 15, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    Saddle Ranch is the best for a hearty, healthy breakfast– $9.99 all you can drink mimosas and/or bloody marys! need i say more?

  3. 3
    the chief
    Posted August 15, 2005 at 4:10 pm

    it’s DUNZO, not “done-zo”

  4. 4
    joslyn
    Posted August 15, 2005 at 6:50 pm

    Like, awesome! Thanks for the pics. You are totally providing such a Laguna Beach fix for me.
    Thank-zo!

  5. 5
    ali
    Posted August 16, 2005 at 6:50 am

    I think he was talking about they way they pronounce it “Done-zo”

  6. 6
    Posted August 16, 2005 at 7:37 am

    amazing how diferent kristen and roz look when they arent getting hair and makeup done for them by mtv:)
    All I could think of when I saw those pics of her and Morgan is “hee haw” “hee haw”
    Good job w/the undercover pics!

  7. 7
    tmac
    Posted August 16, 2005 at 8:14 am

    ok, is this show a reality show or is it scripted?

  8. 8
    Morrison
    Posted August 17, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    Kristin’s voice really does sound like a donkey. It’s so incredibly annoying.
    Combine that photo of Morgan and Kristin’s voice and you have the “hunkey” the first ever human/donkey hybrid.

  9. 9
    who cares
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 10:00 am

    Done-zo or Dunzo, who cares? It isn’t even a word! Get over it.

  10. 10
    o
    Posted August 18, 2005 at 10:06 am

    tmac, its a scriped reality show. it’s real, but the crew tells them stuff to talk about, what to say, drama drama drama. they really are friends and in relationships and do fight and blah blah you get it.

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