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By B-Side | Monday, June 12, 2006 | 10:45 pm | 10 Comments

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The Los Angeles intersection is a strange place. Usually, it’s where people get into accidents, get caught by traffic cameras, or, as is usually the case, get stuck waiting for a light. But every now and then, something wonderful happens. A few months ago, I was lucky enough to have Corey Clark walk right in front of my car. This evening, I had a similar brush with greatness. Just as I was preparing to make a left turn, I noticed someone sauntering out of a local watering hole. Turns out it was none other than that most eloquent of Laguna Beach residents: Jason. Or as the cool kids call him, J-Wahl.

In the excitement of the moment, I busted out my camera phone (and also turned down my radio. I don’t know why. For some reason I thought that would help). Unfortunately, even though Jason was only about fifteen or twenty feet away, the crappy pic (see above) made him look like he was a good mile down the road. Nevertheless, I assure you that blur was in fact Jason. Joining him was a girl I’m pretty sure was LC (same build, hair, height, etc.), but since I only saw her from behind, I couldn’t identify her with certainty. I wasn’t very happy with my photo documentation of this dual sighting; so I quickly parked my car and trotted up to the bar in hopes of further stalking, but by the time I arrived, they were gone. Oh well. A larger, blurrier shot of Jason after the jump…

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Trust me. It really was him. I’d recognize that tiny beard and those vacant eyes anywhere.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    southernbelle
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    It’s like those crazy filmed capturings of Sasquatch. It’s like you want to believe that it’s true, but you’re just not totally convinced that it actually exists. I do have faith in B-Side and his catlike camera phone reflexes.
    And yes, I too turn down the radio when I’m doing something that noise should have absolutely no effect. Glad it’s not just me.

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    the_shred
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 12:02 am

    i read in USWeekly that LC and Jason now share an apartment together.
    i believe you saw him and i believe it was her. sharing an apartment is DEFINITELY enough to spell “together forever” in a relationship such as theirs.

  3. 3
    ILUVMTV
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 12:16 am

    i wonder is mommy and daddy are paying.

  4. 4
    D-Hoffs
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 9:23 am

    looking for a street sign is a big radio turn down moment for me. weird.

  5. 5
    k37744
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 11:09 am

    b-side that is so friggin RANDOM, i love it.

    a timid creature such as j-wahl can be easily spooked by the thumpings of motley crue’s ‘kickstart my heart’. it was a good call on your part.

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    ABC Girl
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 11:13 am

    Can we have recaps of CHEYENNE please????

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    MissKatrina
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Ohhh Lauren…shacking up with Jason?! Why dost thou make me hate you like the rest of your vapid cohorts?

    I almost, ALMOST, think Stephen would be a better choice. Although, I don’t know who is worse; Jason, with his lack of vocabulary, or Stephen, with an vocabulary of clicks and beeps that rivals R2D2′s.

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    hilcat
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    Speaking of LC and Stephen, I saw them both on TRL right before the show started (God, it just keeps getting more and more embarrassing that I watch ALL of this stuff) – anyhoo – when she came out, they sort of gave each other the hello air kiss and hug but then she scooted away from him and put the other host in between them. It was subtle, but you could tell she didn’t want to be by him and that she wasn’t really happy to see him.

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    remford
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    It’s a small, twisted world indeed. You know, for every bit that LC is as cute as a button, and the extent to which she’s eminently taggable (upon reaching legal consumption age, of course), the thought of “Being where J-Wahl may have been” is just so depressing, it makes me want to cry.

    Of all the vacant worthless CO2 exchangers that comprise the casts of these shows, I always held-out a little extra special bit of hope for LC who at least seems to have SOME measure of grounding in the real world (even if once upon a time, and with questionable judgement) and some appreciation for what vaguely resembles what the rest of us might call “basic values”. Her J-Wahl fixation has left me gobsmacked.

    I only hope she’s in it hoping for a piece Grandpa Wahl’s estate. Otherwise, we’re left with the only other realistic conclusions, which are that J-Wahl must be hung like my forearm, or that cheesy little beard has some sort of hypnotic “tickle benefit” “down there”. Just the idea of the thought of either involving LC make me want to weep.

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    I can't believe I post
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    remford I could not agree more about LC although because of “J-Wahl” she is saddly killing her appeal.

    I must confess I still hold out hope that Taylor probably has “basic values”, at least she was smart enough to actually go off to school like a normal person. (rumor has it she will actually finish)

    By the way B-side I am with ABC Girl I second the Cheyenne recaps. Please

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