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Thursday, October 5, 2006
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It was Valentine’s Day on Laguna Beach, and like Kyndra and Tyler totally fought the entire time. He was like “You’re not watching me play pool” and she was all, “Yes, I am” and he was like “You’re annoying,” and she was like “the flowers are scattering,” and Rocky was like “I love you,” and Alex was like “I love you too,” but then he was like “I think” and Cameron was like “Tyler’s gnarly” and Jessica was all, “I’m in Europe!” Random! I miss Kristin and Stephen eating lobster together. Teardrop!Yes, this week’s episode was all about romance as the kids prepared for Valentine’s Day, that most hallowed of Laguna holidays. Unfortunately, the show began early, which meant I missed almost the entire opening scene. However, I did catch the tail end of it as Cami and Kyndra exercised on elliptical machines and complained about how Nikki always narc’d to big brother/douchebag Tyler about every little detail. In its truncated state, the scene lasted only about fifteen seconds for me though (random!), and after the opening credits, we learned that this week’s episode was titled, “Spies, Lies, and Alibis.” Like OMG! A triple rhyme! I haven’t been this blown away since I found out foie gras was…
DUCK LIVER!
Anyway, after checking out some obligatory shots of waves crashing on rocks, we then headed up to Rocky’s house perched high above the Cactus Kingdom. Some text on the screen informed us it was “The Day Before Valentine’s Day,” or as it’s known to those of us with half a brain, February 13th. As usual, Rocky was busy baking something or another, and before she and Tessa began talking, we already were sighing and thinking, “Poor Tessa…” If there’s one thing we could assume, it was that Valentine’s and Tessa have not been a perfect match. Sure enough, Tess revealed that her Valentine’s Days have always been “like ‘interesting.’” Interesting, which is ironically her word for “BORING AND AWFUL.” To be fair though, maybe she did mean “interesting” in the truest sense of the word. After all, it is the one day of the year when she and Rocky’s parents rent experimental art films from the late ’60s.
Nevertheless, Tessa finally relented with her cheery attitude and revealed that her Valetine’s Days were so much interesting as they were underwhelming. “I haven’t really had a great one yet,” she said. C’mon, stop beating around the bush. Just tell us what we already know.
“I don’t have a Valentine. So you know what? SHUT UP!” she snapped at Rocky. Finally, the true laid bare! Just as we suspected.
Meanwhile, over at the Coffee Pub (a bitter rival to the Koffee Klatch, perhaps?), Nick and Cameron met up for a pleasant lunch al fresco. As they talked, I couldn’t help wondering if Nick’s upper lip was naturally that big or was he simply perpetually being stung by bees. Either way, Cameron suddenly received a call from Jessica, who informed him that she was presently and inexplicably in Europe.
“She would be,” muttered Nick. I didn’t really know what he meant by that. It’s not like Jessica wears a certain “I should be in Europe right now” attitude. If I had to guess, she probably heard a rumor that Jason was somewhere in the Pyrenees, hence the sudden flight across the pond.
Interestingly enough, Cameron learned that Cami had been trying to reach Jessica. She wanted to tell her something, probably about Cameron hooking up with Kyndra at the formal. Funny how it’s awful for Nikki to narc on Kyndra, but it’s fine for Cami to rat out Cameron. Ah dumb girls. Gotta love ‘em. (Actually, no. That’s not true. You don’t gotta love ‘em at all.)
Speaking of dumb girls, Cami and Nikki were presently browsing through Emporio Optic where they discussed the upcoming Valentine’s party that Tyler and Kyndra would be throwing. How would the party be in the wake of all those formal rumors, they wondered. Nikki then revealed, “Yesterday, I was going up to L.A. with my mom, and I kept getting phone calls from Tyler, Kyndra or Cameron. So funny.” Yes, hilarious. I’m doubling over with laughter as we speak. I’m going to tell everyone at work about this. They’ll think it’s a riot. I mean, Nikki got phone calls from three different people! If that’s not pee-in-your pants funny, I don’t know what is.
At this point, the scene suddenly became totally incomprehensible and Cami and Nikki engaged each other with an elaborate string of “he said that she said that she said” stories. I could try to transcribe, but I don’t have the twelve hours it would take to write out the ten seconds of ultra dense dialogue. I’m not even trying to be funny: I could not for the life of me understand what they were talking about. I assumed it was more nonsense about this nefarious Winter Formal hookup. Cami was probably trying to coverup for Kyndra’s sake, and Nikki was trying to re-state her case. Nevertheless, Niki wound up mad because she found out Kyndra was mad about whatever, and in the end, she told Cami, “I honestly don’t think it was our fault that they hooked up.” Why would it be their fault? It’s not like Nikki and Cami spiked Kyndra’s and Cameron’s drinks with some weird love potion. Or did they…
Later, Tyler and Kyndra went out to a pre-Valentine’s dinner, and ever the gentleman, Tyler came dressed in some ratty, faux-vintage, wannabe trendy army garb. He accessorized his outfit with a shiny, garish bracelet as well as his customary bratty attitude. Yes, he was pissed at Kyndra for allegedly hooking up with Cameron, but rather than confront her on the issue and deal with it normally, he chose to be petulant and whiny, with a little amateurish passive aggression added on the side.
“So many people are gonna be hooking up tomorrow night,” Kyndra said at one point. Tyler’s response: “Like Cameron.” That’ll show her!!!
Kyndra merely brushed off the comment, saying, “Such a weirdo. I don’t know why you would say that.” I know why he’d say that: because he’s prissy bitch.
Amusingly, Kyndra then handed him a Valentine’s present, but Tyler didn’t deign to open it, instead saying he’d rather perform such activities later, and furthermore, he wanted his food to go. When asked why, he passive aggressively lied and said he just wasn’t that hungry. Is there anything wrong with that? BABY DOESN’T WANT HIS FOOD ANYMORE! Of course, the very next shot showed him eating, which just proved that he was simply throwing a hissy fit. Man, this date was not going well. It’s almost as if Kyndra had once again mused on their different levels of education. MUST SHE ALWAYS BRING THAT UP???
“You realize that when I call you ‘girlfriend,’ I don’t mean like girlfriend. It’s more like a Jack and Karen thing, you know?”
After the commercial, we found Cameron and his loyal sidekick Nick playing basketball in the park. He said he wasn’t gonna go to Tyler’s dumb Valentine’s party, but then Nick revealed that Derek and Matt were going, and thus it would be the perfect time to screw with them. Well, who can deny the pure joy of fucking with friends? Cameron was sold hook, line, and sinker. Nick then lost control of the basketball, causing Cam to remark, “You suck at basketball.”
“You suck at life,” Nick replied. Whoa! You don’t speak to a Master that way. Bad sidekick! Bad! Cameron should have taken out a water gun and squirted him in the face.
Luckily, Cameron did put Nick in his place by quickly shooting back, “I’m going further than you are!” Ah, yes. The Master always wins out over the sidekick. Well played.
Over at Tyler’s place, he and Kyndra were busy setting up the backyard pool area for the big party. Kyndra dropped rose petals into the pool, but alas! They were all drifting into clusters! Why, it was almost as if there was a filter… a pool filter of some sort. And it was sucking them all in! It’s like the pool was designed to not let dead plants linger on the surface! Who would have thought?
“Help us escape this pool of depravity!”
When it became apparent that Kyndra would be unable to scatter her rose petals in an optimal pattern, she moved onto a new battle: She asked Tyler if it was okay for Cameron to come to the party. He merely muttered “Okay” and ambled away like the pouty bitch that he is. Seriously, it’ll be awesome if we ever get to see a bunch of people beat him up. He makes me feel empathy towards Kyndra, and that’s not a good thing.
“Do you think I’ll ever hit puberty?”
Meanwhile, at Candace’s house, Cami, Candace and Rachel (a.k.a. Bernice) all gathered together to discuss the upcoming party. None of them had anything particularly interesting to say. I did notice that all and all, Cami is much more tolerable when she’s not around Kyndra. I also noticed that Bernice seemed to be growing a mustache. Word to the wise: less tan, more shave.
Elsewhere, Raquel showed off her Valentine’s outfit as Tessa watched pathetically from the sidelines as usual. Rocky noted how nervous she was for her date and how she loved Alex and blah blah blah. It was all chirpy and boring. We could tell Tessa was zoning it all out, instead thinking in her head, “I hope Blockbuster has Two Weeks Notice in stock…”
Eventually, Alex showed up to take Rocky to dinner, and after all the hubbub she went through about her new dress, it was amusing to see that Alex hadn’t even dressed up in the slightest. He was just wearing his normal outfit: t-shirt with unbuttoned shirt on top of it. Anyway, the two headed over to Savoury restaurant where they sat outside and watched the sunset over the ocean. It was all very romantic, and Rocky could barely contain her excitement over the venue. “I like it a lot,” she said. “How do you feel?”
“I like it,” Alex responded. And thus it was made official. Savoury Restaurant: liked by Rocky and Alex! Someone alert The Lexie!
The two then talked about how wonderful their relationship was, but there was some subtle trouble afoot. Raquel suggested that she wanted more words from Alex. And his response to her request: a mild grunt. Alex, she wanted words, not noises. When pressed about his generally silent nature, Alex revealed, “I’m not really that emotional.” Girls love hearing that!
Well, Rocky was undeterred. She again implored him to speak, saying, “I’m like ‘tell me something!’” And to that, Alex replied with… silence. Ah, the J-Wahl special! To be fair, it really wasn’t his fault. What Rocky failed to realize was that the guys on Laguna Beach are limited to a set number of words per week that they can all use — kind of like the conservation of mass — and unfortunately, Cameron and Nick had taken up almost all of this week’s male words. That left Alex with nothing. He could only mumble and stare.
Alex did, however, rise to the challenge. In an effort to stir up conversation, he looked at Raquel’s bracelet and said, “You always wear that bracelet. What’s that say? Live and love? Do you live and do you love?” Why, that wasn’t force at all! Move over, Joy Behar! We’ve got a new gabber in town!
Anyway, Alex didn’t realize that by asking about love, he was falling into a classic trap. “I love you,” Raquel replied. This was then followed by a pause so pregnant, it was gonna have quadruplets. Rocky raised her eyebrows optimistically, waiting for Alex to say something, anything. I thought he might go all Ghost and say, “Ditto,” but instead, he matched Rocky and said, “I love you too.” Moment later, however, he qualified his statement by adding, “I think so.” I’m not sure that Rocky heard that part however. The din of mental fireworks was probably blocking out all other sounds.
Rocky did ask Alex how he knew he was in love, and he replied awkwardly, “‘Cause I feel it.” He then said, “I also love tangelos. They’re pretty.”
Meanwhile, Tyler’s Valentine’s party was in full swing. As promised, Cameron showed up, and as expected, Tyler got mad. The two exchanged cold greetings, and as Kyndra struck up a convo with Cam, Tyler grimaced and walked away, his face looking like he just saw someone at school with a cooler, newer Transformer.
Later, the gang sat down at a super long, ornately decorated table for dinner. Someone had the brilliant idea of raising their glasses, or red cups as it were, for cheers, but since this group wasn’t exactly the sharpest, they never actually toasted to anything. Not to love, not to life, not to fish tacos. Nothing. Yes, this party sucked royally, and no one felt it more than Cameron and Nick, who decided to pass the time by talking shit to everyone. “Dude, check out Tyler. He’s so gnarly,” Cameron said.
“Yeah, I know. Fully. What is he doing?” Nick replied back. I had to respect the LiveSnark. If only these two knew about the powers of passive-aggression. They would have had a field day.
Anyway, after dinner, everyone went downstairs to play pool (exciting!), but Cameron stayed behind to finish his meal and drink more NotAlcohol from his red cup. Kyndra was kind enough to stay back also, and while we were supposed to believe it was just them, we could see others lingering briefly on the sides of the screen. Not that it mattered. Kyndra and Cameron’s conversation was slight and devoid of import. The two soon joined everyone else downstairs, but by then the damage was done. Tyler had sorely missed Kyndra’s presence, and he bemoaned that he’d been playing pool all this time, and she wasn’t there with him. SHE MUST WATCH HIM PLAY POOL! Kyndra denied this charge, saying that she’d been there a long time, but Tyler would have none of it. He accused her of being with “you know who.” Yes, maturity at its finest. By the way, you know it’s a healthy relationship when you can’t trust your girlfriend to simply be near a rival guy for just five minutes.
Cameron, meanwhile, seemed to be fairly drunk and slurry at this point, and he happily thanked Nikki for inviting him, hugging her firmly in the process. Oh, if only Tyler could have been having as much fun at his party. Then again, if he didn’t spend the night pouting, he probably would have considered it a disappointment.
The next day, we found Alex regaling his buddy EJ about his experience at Savoury, or as he literally called it, “The best restaurant EVER.” He then related how Rocky had mentioned that getting him to speak was like squeezing water out of a rock, causing EJ to mutter, “Weird…” It is weird! Because you can’t get water from a rock! WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? IT’S SO WEIRD!!!
Alex then talked about the whole “I love you” situation and stated that he wasn’t planning on opening up emotionally to Raquel because that would leave him vulnerable. Such a chick thing! EJ noted that none of the girls he ever dated wanted him to be vulnerable, but to be fair, he also considers jacking off to Stuff Magazine “dating.” Ultimately, Alex insisted, “I’m not falling in love,” which meant he had already fallen in love… or Raquel was gonna be facing a whole lot of heartache sometime soon.
For now, Rocky was on cloud nine. She told Tessa about the whole date, saying, “It was so romantic… it was like out of a movie!” WELL! I’ll have you know, Ra-kwell, that while you were out “experiencing” romance, Tessa was feeling romance on account of a very special viewing of Must Love Dogs with your parents, thank you very much.
Anyway, Raquel then alerted Tessa that “I love you’s were exchanged,” and that’s not all. Did you check out her neck? Looks like hickeys were exchanged too…
Finally, Rocky concluded, “He’s perfect.” Yes, perfect. Except his inability to express his emotions. But that’s neither here nor there.
On the other end of the romantic spectrum were Kyndra and Tyler, who were presently sitting in his backyard, scowling at each other. Tyler accused her of being in a bad mood, and she replied that he had bummed her out at the Valentines party. Ty Ty countered that it wasn’t his fault (it was), and when Kyndra asked whose fault it was, he responded, “I don’t know. YOUR fault?” You know, a lot of these kids are rich and privileged, but I think Tyler is the first one who’s proved to be a through-and-through spoiled brat. It’s always everyone else’s fault. He then charged, “You come over here with an attitude!” This coming from the weenie who’s had nothing but an attitude ever since he popped up a few weeks ago.
Tyler then said that Nikki was telling him about something or another (the rumors, most likely), causing Kyndra to snap back, “Okay, well, why doesn’t Nikki tell you about every single thing about like every little thing?” Oooh! Well stated, Kyndra! Touché!
Well, as you can imagine, this did not end positively. Tyler broke up with Kyndra right there, saying, “I’m basically done talking to you because you’re annoying.” And we’re basically done watching you because you’re annoying. You can exit pop culture right now, thank you.
The two bickered, but ultimately, Kyndra got up and left, all to the tune of “Hate Me” on the soundtrack. Hate you? Don’t mind if I do!
“I match the sofa.”
“Well, I match the shrubbery!”
“I guess we’ll just agree to disagree.”
What did you think about this episode? Who was right in this situation: Kyndra or Tyler? And futhermore, is Alex really in love with Rocky??? Like OMG!!!
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LMAO B-side…your recaps are the only redeeming thing about LB season 3, no joke. But you wanna know how I know Tyler’s really gay? He wears girl’s sunglasses…uh-huh…yeah, Jackie O. called & she wants her shades back, Tyler, you whiny bee-atch. And Kyndra, please pawn the bling from this closeted fool and buy yourself a clue.
Is it just me or does it seem like there is 20 mins of commercials and like 10 mins of actual footage….
Anyway, the speculation of Alex H. (Roz) and Candace being step-sisters is over, the house they labeled as “Candace’s house” was also the same house they said was “Alex H.’s house” in seasons 1 & 2.
James Franco or Alex or whatever he’s called is not in love with Rocky. They didn’t show it for next week’s episode, but my guess is that relationship will end sooner than later.
Tyler just looks like the biggest pu**y ever. I so badly wanted he and Cameron to go at it in the back yard. Cameron’s like twice his size, it would have been ugly.
“He makes me feel empathy towards Kyndra, and that’s not a good thing.”
No kidding. Tyler is the biggest loser I have ever seen on this show. He even tops J-Whal! I only hope they are really broke up and we don’t have to see his pathetic ass anymore!
Rocky! I’m so sorry dear, but you’re going to get dumped really soon. I can see that one coming!
B-Side as always your re-caps are better than the actual show. Thanks for the laugh
B-side funny recap as always. Tyler is just so annoying. Is it just me or does he totally act like a whiny little girl?? and what was up with cam and nikki all over eachother before he left the party?? I smell new drama!!!
As much as I loathe Tyler and Kyndra as people in general, I have to say I am completely entertained by their facial expressions. Seriously, do they suck on lemons before the cameras start rolling?
As much as I loathe Tyler and Kyndra as people in general, I have to say I am completely entertained by their facial expressions. Seriously, do they suck on lemons before the cameras start rolling?
i HATE Tyler hes so lame and annoying and whines too much…but the way he acts towards Kyndra i think she brings it on herself to an extent. But i still dislike both of them. And i do think Rocky is setting herself up for a heartbreak here soon she told Tessa that she thought Alex basically knew what she was going to say cause he asked about her bracelet i took it as a simple question to start a conversation but how did she think that it meant he was going to say i love you or he wanted her to say it? hmm
Why are Breanna, Lexie, Chase, and Kelan even in the cast. This season bums me out. Thank God for the recaps. I don’t care anything about these people, they annoy the hell out of me. Looks like I’ll just be reading the recaps from here on out. Keep ‘em coming B-side, they’re certainly more entertaing than the show.
This may have been mentioned before at some point, but WOW, does
Tyler look like Mark Wahlberg! Especially when he matches the shrubbery.
if i recall correctly i remembering reading comments from the episode where kyndra and tyler first got together someone predicted they would be broken up in 3 episodes. Good job! even though i think everyone saw that coming. Tyler is pathetic, i have not once seen him with any kind of good attitude, even though kyndra is stupid for going back to him and clearly doesn’t have it all together herself, what does he expect from her when all he does is act pissy all the time? Sorry Rakwell i think your boyfriend liked you better a few weeks ago. Her sappiness is taking over and driving him away.
Huh, that’s interesting. According to this site (http://www.letsgo.com/jessica.php), Jessica was in Europe from March 10-20. Way to edit out of order again, MTV.
Tyler has a big head. Thank you and Good night.
I love these recaps! Kyndra is so insecure it is actually a sin. Ty Ty’s clothes are even more of a sin but I think Cami’s weave takes the cake.
Jessica is constantly eating and lugging around bottles of water, gatorade, or pepsi and steady eating SOUP wherever she is. On another note, I don’t know what was up with Alex (Rocky’s man) (WHY SO MANY ALEX’S IN LAGUNA??) I don’t know whether to belive him that he “loves” her or what…awesome Hickey on Raquel’s neck…Nick wants to bang Cameron and last but not least…”pooooor Tessa”!!!
I am really hoping Kyndra and Ty Ty stay together with out him to make fun of the show would be really boring. Who would we have to entertain us Dirty Cami, Boring Tessa The Ice Princess has no personality what so ever we need Ty Ty and Kyndra. This is the worst season of Laguna I watch in hopes something remotely interesting would happen only to get disappointed time and time again. Maybe adding old drug addict J-Whal might spruce things up. Cameron and Nicky should hook up. Tessa is such a loser she needs to get a back bone be more aggressive and go after her man who ever that may be the rock star guy cameron anyone she needs help!
Here’s my 2 cents on Tyler & Kyndra’s relationship:
1. Ty Ty is back dating his high school aged Ex because the college chicks don’t fall for his passive aggressive, status queen crack whore shenanigans.
2. Kyndra puts up with it because her mom landed a sugar daddy so why shouldn’t she? I mean, we all turn into our mothers, right?
I agree with everyone who is saying this season sucks. I miss the old kids. These new ones try to hard.
Is is too late to nominate Ty Ty for “Biggest Idiot – Male” in the TVGasm awards??
I’m guessing the Solo Cup Company has an agreement with MTV for product placement. Those red keg cups are in every episode!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed Cami being more likeable when she’s not with Kyndra. I’ve been liking her more the past few episodes.
Cami was sort of more likeable but uhh I still don’t like her. I’ll say it again, Tyler and his sister are INCESTOUS!! Don’t you think the sister looks a bit preggers in some of the scenes?! And the $6,000.. baby clothes and maternity clothes!
Tyler is a brat, but that is pretty much irrelevant if Kyndra cheated on him. Why should he treat her any better? She just keeps telling herself and everyone else around her that she didn’t do anything wrong, even though Nikki claims to have witnessed it. I am sure Tyler is past the point of trying to talk things out with her. Her response will always be “I’m a good girl, I didn’t do anything wrong” as she looks away, chewing her fingernail. Furthermore, she must be the stupidest person on the planet to expect Nikki to keep what she sees to herself. That shows how selfish Kyndra is. She seems to think that Nikki’s loyalty as a friend should run stronger than Nikki’s allegiance to her own brother. But it was nice to see that Kyndra is affected by words… when Tyler told her that she is annoying, she gulped like she was taken aback by his words. Jeez, I hope she reads TvGasm.
KristinMichelle, I do agree with you, if it’s true that she did cheat on him. From what we saw it didn’t really look like anything other than dancing.. and that really shouldn’t be considered cheating.
Nonetheless, I still think that the way Tyler is treating Kyndra is completely ridiculous. He’s so uptight and bitchy and lame; he’s worse than me when I’m PMSing.
if i recall correctly i remembering reading comments from the episode where kyndra and tyler first got together someone predicted they would be broken up in 3 episodes. Good job!
It was me, but I said 2 episodes which I think is how long it lasted. Either way if you are an insecure, jealous, possessive, prissy, whiny guy you might as well join a monastary.
Oh yeah, and the whole “I love you” awkwardness by Naomi Judd and James Franco…yeah not a good idea. You guys are what 17??? Three episodes max is how much more this lasts. With Tessa stealing the guy (ooo what drama!)
if i recall correctly i remembering reading comments from the episode where kyndra and tyler first got together someone predicted they would be broken up in 3 episodes. Good job!
It was me, but I said 2 episodes which I think is how long it lasted. Either way if you are an insecure, jealous, possessive, prissy, whiny guy you might as well join a monastary.
Oh yeah, and the whole “I love you” awkwardness by Naomi Judd and James Franco…yeah not a good idea. You guys are what 17??? Three episodes max is how much more this lasts. With Tessa stealing the guy (ooo what drama!)
i love tangelos, too.
Methinks Ty Ty is going to have a long and rewarding career as the L.A. County Jail’s official shower soap boy.
Did anybody else notice how weirdly blotchy Tyler’s face is? Particularly when he shaves his scruff off.
But aside from his looks, I’m beginning to think there’s something seriously wrong with him. (and since he hangs with Jay-Wahl, it’s probably drugs).
anyway, I almost felt sorry for Kyndra. Almost being the key word.
I would also like to know why Lexie and Breanna get star billing this season. Breanna’s story line is weak thus far, and Lexie’s is basically non-existant!
what i want to know is why tyler still home from college on winter vacay in febuary? looks like that school thing didnt work out so good!
Jeez this show keeps getting worse by the week huh. Before I start bashing the show, I need to bash this topic quickly. Everyone keeps joking about the red cups, not funny anymore guys. Everyone in the world hides beer in solo cups, whether it be at concerts, football tailgates or underage parties. We were all guilty of this. If you were 16 years old and you were being filmed with the guarantee your parents would see, would you be lugging around a beer can? The answer is no. Also there is the distinct possibility MTV demands the use of solo cups since they wouldn’t be able to show the footage if it blatantly encouraged underage drinking. Cuz believe me, if they could they would have followed Jason into the bathroom every time he blew a line of coke.
Back to a more childish topic, which is: how damn queer this cast is, specifically Tyler. I actually thought it was funny because someone was talking about how they wanted Cameron to beat his ass, like Cameron was actually a cool, tough kid. No sorry, Cameron is definitely a loser too, just not quite as bad as Tyler. I don’t think anything could save this season. I think the only thing that could possibly save it, would be a certifiable badass coming to town who’s only there to attempt to ruin the people on the show’s lives. Like for example he would try to sleep with every female cast member, especially the ones with boyfriends, and specifically on nights the camera’s are there. Then during the 3rd scene where they recap with their friends the events of the night before, he would say things like “Shes such a dirty whore, she bit those shitty lines I was feeding her hook line in sinker, she sucks.” And they would all laugh about it while slapping each other five. Or he would just walk up to girls at parties who have no business being snobs like Cami, and put them in their place. “Cami why do you think your better than everyone, your just a fat pig with a crappy personality, why don’t you go kick rocks.” And then he would proceed to dump his beer over her head. Also he would just pick fights with the guys on the show for generally no reason, other than they need their snobby, prissy ass beat. Like the opening scene would come on and he’d be lifting with his buddies and say something like, “You know who I hate, Cameron, he thinks he’s hot shit, I just want to punch him. You know what, I am going to punch him. I’m just gonna walk right up to him and lay him out… Tonight.” Queue Hilary Duff, ‘Let the rain fall down’… Now that is a show I would watch.
thanks for the disseration “lagunaconsultant”.
who cares about the red solo cups? however I will add my 2 cents worth, since their can’t really be any product endorsing on the show, such as soft drinks, clothing lines etc., I’d rather watch them drink out of red cups than walk around with a big blurry blob in their hands, kind of like they do with the Real World shows.
Did anyone notice that the opening sequence for this episode was edited a little differently? When Kyndra’s montage came up, they didn’t show the clip where she has the heavy eye makeup and is looking downward and rolling her eyes, all beotch-y. (OK, I know she is like that in every scene, but I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.)
Are they trying to soften her image a little, perhaps? Or maybe because that clip was actually shown in this week’s episode. Hmm, not sure.
Well, I guess It’s unanimuous!!!!
Everyone loves Tyler.
Perhaps Tyler broke up with Kyndra so he could hook up with Clay Aiken. I love how he treats Kyndra. This was the episode where one of Tyler’s drunk friends punched one of the high school boys who ended in the hospital with 20 sutures. Also Nikki was arrested in her underwear. I guess MTV caught some of this but failed to show it. There is a rumor going around that you won’t see Nikki or Tyler for the rest of the season.
Man, forget about Cami, Tyler is DEFINATLEY the biggest bitch in Laguna. Words can’t really express how much of a bitch he is.
And, the way he pushed up his Jackie O sunglasses at the pool….how much gayer can you get???
Poor Tessa, you could tell she was very jealous of Rocky and Alex’s Valentine’s Day date. I don’t think she will be very sad when they break up.
Oh, and the RED SOLO CUPS RULE….although when I was in high school, we preferred blue.
You know why Ty Ty is gay gay? He refused to open his gift from Kyndra because it wasn’t in a box from TIFFANY’S! DIVA!!
You know why Ty Ty is gay gay? Because he refused to open his gift from Kyndra because it wasn’t a box from TIFFANY’S! DIVA!
Okay i finally registered. B-Side, you are my hero. your recaps are SO funny.
anyways, this episode pretty much sucked. Tyler is the most annoying person ever. I think Kyndra (who has my name.. sort of. I’m Kendra, but she gives all of us a bad rep. =[ ) and Cami are funny but i dont like them. Tessa is cute but uber dull and mousy. Rocky drives me nuts.. i'm waiting for Alex to dump her. Maybe he'll hook up w. Breanna!! who we never see by the way... Putting Breanna, Kelan, and Lexie on the cast was really stupid, we NEVER see them.
anyways that's all for now.
peace out b-side. =]
Too funny with the underage drinking question. What about The Hills, where they were all getting wasted every night at LAX? Suddenly MTV has ethics? Anyway, this isn’t meant to be spam (LostFan), it’s just meant to be a link for Laguna Beach fans because they might also like the show that comes on after it. If you don’t care, then just don’t click here
Otherwise, there’s more on Two-A-Days.
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i’d just like to point out that the v-day party scene when cameron and nick (i think that’s who it was) are making fun of tyler at the table right across from them was most likely edited in. not once do we see them say these things, they just appear out of nowhere as the boys are leaning in talking to each other. and we all know how much mtv likes edit this show.
ew, kyndra and cami are BOTH ugly, but cami as NASTY anda DISGUSTINGLY raunchy she is, is still 1,000,000 times better looking than that nasty butch witch kyndra. UGH.
I can’t believe B-Side didn’t comment on when, during his conversation with Nikki, Tyler said something about “keeping it in the closet”. Speaking of staying in the closet…
I can’t believe B-Side didn’t comment on when, during his conversation with Nikki, Tyler said something about “keeping it in the closet”. Speaking of staying in the closet…
tessa is pretty, but shouldn’t rocky be the narrator?
i want more of kelan, tara, and lexie. and even jessica!
I hate Tyler, he is fugly and thinks that just because his family has money he can have that attitude.He “sucks at life”.
BTW,
“I mean, Nikki got phone calls from three different people! If that’s not pee-in-your pants funny, I don’t know what is.”
LMAO great recap.
Tyler is the grubbiest person I’ve ever seen…Kyndra deserves alot better than that…please MTV…keep him off cameras no matter what may happen!
“This was then followed by a pause so pregnant, it was gonna have quadruplets.”
OK B-Side…you have to write a letter to my boss to explain why there is coffee all over my keyboard and computer screen. You are just TOO damn funny!!!
I have an idea for a new Laguna spin-off. Entitled “Tyler…Must…Die”. we follow poor limp-wristed Tyler as he runs squeeling through the streets of Laguna trying to get away from everyone that wants him dead.
Have been “lurking” here for about a year and LOVE the recaps. Hilarious.
I signed up just post that Tyler looks like Dana Carvey.
Have been “lurking” here for about a year and LOVE the recaps. Hilarious.
I signed up just to post that Tyler looks like Dana Carvey.
Cami is a troll doll who trashes everyone, even her friends because she has no life. She needs a makeover outside and inside. Kyndra does not seem to know there is a world out there besides hers. Rocky and Tessa are so supportive of each other and mature and NICE. What is wrong with those other bitches. It is obvoious they are jealous and know Rocky and Tessa are MAJOR competition. Rocky tried to mend her friendship with Breanna who dumped on her again. Breanna needs to take some lessons from LC. She was much nicer and not a bitch.
Tyler is a GNARLY hobbit. Cameron, what is up with that, there are so many guys and he is so average at best. The only good thing he said was, “Jason is man’s worst specimen.” Pretty funny and finally someone put that humped shoulder Jason in his place.
Drama is great, but Cami and Kyndra drama of being mean for the sake of meaness is pathetic.