Like OMG! Best Winter Formal Ever!

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By B-Side | Thursday, September 28, 2006 | 1:24 pm | 51 Comments

girls092806 Total scandal on Laguna Beach this week! Kyndra was all like “I’ll be a good girl!” to Tyler, but then like she totally hooked up with Cameron at the Winter Formal, and then Tyler’s sister totally saw and was like “OMG! I saw you!” and Kyndra was like “Whatever!” and Cami was like “It’ll be our secret!” and Rocky was like “I’m afraid to ask my boyfriend to the formal!” and Tessa was all, “I’m gonna go alone!” and Lexie was like “I hope Kelan likes my balloons” and Cameron was like, “I’m not hooking up with anyone this year.” It was totally random!As you can imagine, the ‘Guna was shimmering with anticipation this week as the Winter Formal loomed on the horizon like one of those fancy new “Girl Ferraris” I’ve been hearing so much about. Of course, when it comes to Laguna Beach, you can’t say “dance” without “drama,” and before this episode began, we already knew we’d be in for a doozy, thanks to Tessa and her always reliable and wooden narration. First she reminded us what exactly this strange “Winter Formal” event was: “You know, the dance where the girls ask the guys,” she said. OH! That’s right! Thanks Tessa!

Before you could even begin to ponder who Tessa would be asking to the formal (as if you really would ponder that), she quickly noted, “I just felt like going solo.” Translation: “I knew no one would go with me. I remind boys of formica.” Tessa also informed us that Rocky was all nervous to ask Alex to the formal because they had just started dating. Apparently it’s more daunting to invite your boyfriend to a dumb dance than it is to spend and entire weekend with him in San Diego. Oh Rocky, you beguile us with your enigmatic ways!

But the real story with this formal was Kyndra. As you may remember from last week, she started dating a douchebag named Tyler, who was not only rich and spoiled and hated talking about college, but he also was apparently quite jealous, especially of Cameron. As a result, Tessa told us that Kyndra wouldn’t DARE ask Cameron to the formal, “but everyone knew she wouldn’t be able to keep her hands off him at the dance!” This was quite a shock to me. After all, Tyler seemed so manly and intoxicating. How could Kyndra ever feel the need to stray?

Anyway, as the show opened, we found Kyndra, Cami and Pumpkin Face (a.k.a. Candice) sitting around a table and talking about buying dresses online (the horror!). Surprisingly, Kyndra’s mom Karen didn’t gallop into the room, hoping to catch any vicarious morsels of gossip to keep her lifeblood flowing. After they exhausted the topic of online purchases, Kyndra revealed that she was gonna ask Derek to the formal, causing sidekick Cami to predict, “I think Kyndra is gonna get like retarded and then like hook up with Cameron… that would be really funny.” Yes, it would be hilarious. Kind of like THE HOLOCAUST.

After the opening credits, we found Tessa and Chase wandering into a store called IWS. “This is such a rad store,” Chase gushed. “This is like my favorite store ever!” Memo to self: remember to never go to IWS EVER. Nevertheless, as the two browsed through the collection of patterned shirts and tacky pants, Chase asked Tessa who she was gonna ask to the Winter Formal. For a moment I thought he was fishing for an invite, but then he revealed that he was already going with some girl named Lizzy. “Oh yeah?” Tessa replied upon hearing the news.

“Yeah,” Chase mumbled back. This was then followed by an exchanging of longing stares that were most likely edited in from a later part of the conversation where the topic was most likely ice cream or bubbles.

Ultimately, this sexually (un)charged shopping experience came to an end as Chase declared, “We have pretty raging dances!” And let’s face it: nothing says raging like a Laguna party replete with plastic cups and parents!

Elsewhere in town, a black car with a pink balloon poking out of its window wound its way through the twisty streets of Laguna. What sordid activity lay in wait? Well, the car pulled up to Kelan’s house (in which he and Cameron were playing video games), and soon we discovered that the mystery guest was none other than Lexie and her friend Rachel, or as I like to call her, Bernice (on account of her Staten Island fashion choices). Anyway, the girls surreptitiously stepped out of the car, taking with them a giant hoard of pink balloons.

“Hopefully he can’t see us,” Lexie said. Yeah, it’s not like you have a hoard of pink balloons that might attract his attention or anything.

Covert incarnate.

Luckily, Kelan was oblivious to Lexie’s shenanigans outside — he was clearly transfixed by Cameron’s ill-advised 2nd down punt on Madden 2006. This gave the girls ample time to mess up his purdy, black SUV as they scrawled “Winter formal with Lexie?” on the windows. Amusingly, Lexie then said, “He’s cute and all, but I don’t want him to get the wrong idea.” Hmmm… and what would give Kelan the wrong idea? Oh, I know! A MASSIVE HOARD OF PINK BALLOONS.

Meanwhile, as she drove off to ask Derek to the formal, Kyndra scoffed at the notion that the girls would have to invite the guys. “That’s sooo stupid!” she balked. Exactly what doesn’t she think is stupid? Sorry, Toots. Try as you may to be “over” everything, you’re still not Kristin Cavallari.

Back at Kelan’s house, Lexie decided to hide inside his SUV (which was conveniently unlocked). Eager sidekick Bernice then rang his doorbell, and when he and Cameron emerged from their Madden haze, Kelan let out his typical stoner smile. “Will you go to Winter Formal with me?” Lexie asked, stepping out of the car.

“I guess,” he replied. He then added, “By the way, THANKS for completely messing up my car, you stupid bitch. I don’t mind spending $60 getting it detailed AGAIN.”

As for Kyndra, she managed to get over her disgust with the mating rituals of Winter Formal and asked Derek via a pizza box to join her at this annual event. I’m surprised he said yes, what with his rigorous schedule of working on his (nonexistent) tan and getting abs. We then cut to whiny boyfriend Tyler who appeared to be on a date with… his sister? This was so Cruel Intentions.

If Breanna had a love child with some makeup, it would be Nikki.

Anyway, Tyler’s sister was named Nikki, and at first glance, she sort of looked like a rounder version of that other famous Laguna sister, Breanna (who’s been completely MIA since her sidewalk showdown with Rocky). Last week, we learned that Tyler was fond of spending cash (like $500 on a crappy t-shirt), but this was nothing compared to lil’ sis, who apparently received $6,000 monthly allowance. Why did one girl need that much? Oh, just a debilitating shopping habit.

“Sometimes I don’t have anything to do; so I just shop,” she explained. Maybe she should pick up a book instead. You know, like Infinite Jest? Something that’ll keep her off the streets for a few months.

Eventually, conversation between these two drifted from their unabated consumer habits to more pressing matters: the Winter Formal. Tyler informed Nikki that Kyndra would be attending with Derek (or “Derelicte,” as he amusingly called him), but he still had his suspicions about his girl. After all, Kyndra had told him that she thought Cameron was cute. “Whoa! WHAT??” Nikki asked, adding, “She expressed an innocent opinion about someone’s physical appearance? That’s appalling!”

Nevertheless, Tyler put his sister on official spy duty, with her mission to tail Kyndra at the formal and ensure that she stay on the straight and narrow — or in the case of her chin, straight and projecting. We then headed over to the beach where a lonesome Rocky sat on a blanket and pined for her lovah, Alex. Alas, he was late — or lagging, as they say — but after three seconds of incredible suspense, he descended from on high and joined his chirpy girlfriend by the sea. And yes, he did plead guilty to lagging in the first degree. Anyway, this scene was fairly idiotic because it revolved around Raquel explaining how she’s always hated formals because of all the cattiness involved and blah blah blah now she was excited to go to show off Alex and have the bestest time ever. The two kissed in the sunset, and as waves crashed behind them, we cut away to a commercial break. Thank goodness. I was almost swept away by the romance!

After the break, we returned to the same beach, but this time Kyndra and Tyler were the resident lovers, not Rocky and Alex. Because no opportunity should ever be wasted to show off conspicuous consumption, Tyler made the brilliant move of wearing Gucci shoes to the beach, which meant he and Kyndra had to spend a good amount of time running from the incoming surf as if they were avoiding a gaggle of zombies. Finally, they found a dry spot where the Guccis could be worn without fear. Kyndra then observed, “This is my first dance without you. Isn’t that weird.” MY WORLD IS SHAKEN.

The ever vacant Tyler responded, “I don’t know. Not really.” Meanwhile, inside he was probably thinking, “While you’re at the dance, I’ll be spending my time purchasing sundry items from the Prada store and then jealously stalking you from afar with my Tiffany binoculars.”

Kyndra then suggested that he meet up with her afterwards at Cami’s house where the official after party would be going down. It seemed like a reasonable idea, but Tyler absolutely refused to commit to such a preposterous plan. Even worse, he then accused her of not being able to get enough of Cameron. Like OMG! He totally went there! You know, as long as he’s being the jealous boyfriend, he might as well go to the after party, but I guess he’d prefer to stay away and let Kyndra slip up, just so he can have the high moral ground. If it made him feel any better, Kyndra then said, “I promise I won’t dance like crazy girl or anything.” She then added, “I shall only dance a proper box-step and if necessary, a Viennese Waltz.”

Elsewhere, Cameron and Kelan were out and about surfing, and aftewards, Cam asked Kel if he was gonna make the movies on Lexie. “No way, dude!” he shot back, adding, “I’d sooner have beef stroganoff than make the moves on Lexie!” As for Cameron’s romantic prospects, he didn’t really anticipate anything happening. He noted that if he were to hook up with Kyndra, it would be “completely random.” Yes, random, except for the fact that they’ve hooked up before, and they flirt all the time. But aside from that, yes, a hookup would be straight out of left field!

Later, Kyndra and her posse (Cami and Candice, who seems to be jockeying for Sidekick #1 position. Look out, Cami!) headed to Beautiful Nails so they could get all did up before the big dance. It was there that Kyndra made a bombshell announcement: “I have the cutest Chanel clutch that I’m bringing!” WELL, RING THE BELLS ATOP NOTRE DÂME AND LET ALL THE COUNTRYSIDE KNOW: Kyndra has a the cutest Chanel clutch in all the land!!! Henceforth, today shall be known as KYNDRA CLUTCH DAY! Cast flowers in the brook in honor of this momentous occasion!

After suitably impressing her gal pals with news of her Chanel clutch, Kyndra then expressed some anxieties about the big dance. “The only thing I’m worried about is losing my morals and my shoes,” she said, happily leaving “virginity” and “dignity” off the list (not to mention her Chanel clutch).

We then saw a nifty montage of various people getting ready for the formal, during which we learned that Kyndra has her very own hair stylist named Lisa who comes over to her house in advance of these milestone events. I’m shocked that Kyndra’s mom didn’t suddenly appear dressed to the nines, hoping that some date-less boy might take her to the dance as well.

We also saw Rocky and Tessa dressing up for the formal. I really didn’t know why Tessa didn’t simply take Raquel’s parents as her dates. Afterwards, they could have watched Shadowlands! Nevertheless, the two girls and Alex hopped into a stretch limo (fairly excessive for three people, yes?), and before we knew it, we were at the Formal! This meant that for about forty-five seconds, we saw lots of teens dancing, as well as shaky, poorly-lit footage courtesy of one high schooler who was roving around with a camcorder. Basically, it was just many shots of Kyndra sticking her face directly on the lens (she’s attracted to shiny objects).

At one point, we found Kyndra talking/slurring to Cameron, ultimately saying, “I love you!” Unfortunately, Nikki the mole saw it all happen, and having observed earlier flirtations in the limousine, she now had enough evidence to conclude that Kyndra was not being a good girl as previously promised. Dunh dunh dunh!!!

Anyway, after some more dancing and partying, we then saw random fireworks which probably had nothing to do with the formal whatsoever. The kids then poured out of the venue, which meant we got to see the amusingly sad sight of Tessa walking alone, sans date. Shadowlands! She could have watched Shadowlands!

On the way to the after party, Kyndra like totally hugged Cameron, which was obviously verboten (another point against her!). Then, at Cami’s house, Chase suddenly derided the lack of music at the party. Oh, if only he would regale us with his sonorous voice! He sings like an angel that boy does!

Later on, a drunken Kyndra asked Cami, “Did you hook up with anyone?” I think Cami’s generally sullen expression could answer that on its own. Kyndra then admitted to hooking up with someone — the inference being Cameron. “Don’t tell anyone!” she said.

“Okay, it’ll be our little secret!” Cami replied, clearly overlooking all the microphones and cameras broadcasting this to the world. How very Connie Chung.

By the way, in case Cami didn’t already suck enough, what was the deal with her party? Could it have been any more lame? I felt like I was watching a rumpus room in 7th grade. Nevertheless, at one point, Nikki and Kyndra tried to talk about the secret hookup, and even though Kyn had just confessed her dirty deed to Cami, she now was vehemently denying the charge, trying to smooth things over with Camp Tyler. Needless to say, it didn’t seem to be working (that hickey on Cameron’s neck didn’t help matters either).

After the commercial break, it was time for the age-old Laguna tradition: recapping the big party from the middle of the episode. Doing the honors this week was Rocky, who also happened to be kneading dough with her hands — a sneak preview of what Alex has to look forward to on Prom Night? As usual, Tessa, the alleged Master, watched quietly, saying how much she enjoyed the Formal. “I had fun. I had a lot of fun,” she commented, adding, “You know. By myself. Alone.”

Tessa then revealed that she barely even got a chance to dance all night long. “What were you doing the rest of the time?” Raquel asked. She then added, “Oh, that’s right. You didn’t have a date to dance with. My bad.” To be fair, Tessa’s lack of dancing was due to her sneaking out midway through and watching Howard’s End with Rocky’s parents.

Anyway, Raquel noted that her voice was totally shot out (although, as far as I could tell, she was just as chirpy as ever). She then feared taht if she were attacked in a dark alley, no one would be able to hear her. Sleep soundly, Rocky. Everyone can hear your voice from miles away. Not that it mattered: “There are no dark alleys in Laguna,” she said. Oh, I beg to differ!

As the scene ended, Tessa wistfully commented, “I hope I have a good prom date.” And by “good,” she meant “existent.”

Meanwhile, Cami and Candice sat around and relived the night of splendor that was Winter Formal. The two pretty much fixated on Kyndra hooking up with Cameron, but at one point, a regretful Candice expressed sadness that she only got to dance with Cameron once. Maybe he was spooked by her Jack-O-Lantern face? Either way, I’m sensing another love triangle!

As for Kyndra, she was getting lunch with Nikki (who by the way, I would much rather follow than Kyndra or Cami. Bad casting choice, MTV). No sooner had they sat down at their table than a red Ferrari zoomed by, making both girls’ hearts flutter with gold-digging urges. Nikki revealed that she not only loved Ferraris, but specifically the new “girl Ferrari” that was round in the back. However, this convo was not about girl Ferraris. It was about “the hookup.” Kyndra continued to deny all accusations, saying, “I did not do anything wrong. I was such a good girl.” Unfortunately, Nikki had quite the comeback:

“Yeah? I was there. Remember?”

Doh!

Busted, bitch.

Well, Kyndra responded in the only way she knew how: staring off into the distance. The lunch ended with a small volley of “It’s lame” and “whatever,” and then both girls got up and left. Would the sacred union of Tyler and Kyndra be destroyed? Or would love conquer all? And would we care? I guess we’ll find out next week!

What did you think about the episode?

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1

tvismylife

Posted September 28, 2006 at 1:28 pm

Am I first?
2

lagunalikewhoa

Posted September 28, 2006 at 1:39 pm

WELL, RING THE BELLS ATOP NOTRE DÃ‚ME AND LET ALL THE COUNTRYSIDE KNOW: Kyndra has a the cutest Chanel clutch in all the land!!! Henceforth, today shall be known as KYNDRA CLUTCH DAY! Cast flowers in the brook in honor of this momentous occasion!

holy crap – this is the funniest thing i ever read. i just yelped at work!
3

tvismylife

Posted September 28, 2006 at 1:46 pm

I was surprised that Chase was able to attend the formal and didn’t have “band stuff” to deal with. Kelan seems to have a lot of free time and never has to deal with the “band stuff.”
4

hollabackboy

Posted September 28, 2006 at 1:59 pm

Cameron is now officially the Laguna Beach man-slut. Seriously, he hooks up with Jessica, Kyndra, Tessa, and Kyndra again. And I loved how badly Kyndra was lying about it. Even after admitting to it on camera on Cami, then after Tyler’s sister saying she saw her. Kyndra, in case you forgot, YOU’RE BEING FILMED AND IT’S GOING TO BE ON NATIONAL TV! What’s the use in lying about it. Especially with Cami, who might possibly spread it around. By the way, is it me, or does Cami seem to be getting more annoyed by Kyndra as time goes on?
5

hollabackboy

Posted September 28, 2006 at 2:08 pm

Yeah and Cami’s after party did suck, if you could call it that.
6

vividblurry

Posted September 28, 2006 at 2:10 pm

I loved when Kyndra showed up to the nail salon on the evening of the formal and was shocked to see *gasp* other girls from her school there. Small world!
7

lagunawatch

Posted September 28, 2006 at 2:13 pm

i thought ty ty or as i like to refer to him, napoleon dynamite, was going to explode again when kyndra said, “this is my first dance without you. isn’t that weird.” i was waiting for him to respond, “gosh kyndra…i thought we were like beyond that. and by the way, my lips hurt real bad!”
8

KristinMichelle

Posted September 28, 2006 at 2:30 pm

It seems the uglier the cast is getting, the richer they are getting. Six grand a month in allowance?! That is almost twice the average household income in this country. I guess with all that money, no one has the courage to tell her that her hair looked ridiculous at the Winter Formal. She looked like she had been strapped to a papoose for her entire life until that moment.
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joeypotter

Posted September 28, 2006 at 2:49 pm

What did that slutty Kyndra do to/with Cameron? I assume it was on a dance floor, so it was at least vertical. Let’s hope Nikki tells Tyler (and us) and he flies into a rage. This show definitely needs more REAL drama, like people throwing crap and stuff.
10

dsher

Posted September 28, 2006 at 3:01 pm

“After all, Tyler seemed so manly and intoxicating. How could Kyndra ever feel the need to stray?”

So funny B-Side! How hard is it to stay faithful for one night? WTF? That lunch with Nikki was so funny when Kyndra was busted. Did you see Kyndra’s face when Nikki said “I was there”? HA! Also, didn’t you think it was weird how Kyndra kept repeating her montra “Nothing happened, so I was a good girl” Even to herself after Nikki said she saw her?

Bring on more Nikki, she is way more interesting than Cami.

Did you notice they didn’t even mention Cami not asking anyone to the dance?

Poor pathetic Tessa. I realize she is on the boring side, but she’s pretty cute. Why can’t she get a date? Sad. What was really sad was three people in that huge limo. I don’t get why Rocky and Tessa are such out casts? How the hell did they even get picked to be on this show?
11

annna

Posted September 28, 2006 at 3:31 pm

i don’t think nikki’s allowance is $6,000 a month. that was tyler’s comment in his story with his mom ‘so what? nikki’s allowance is like $6000?’ though i’m sure it’s somewhere along the lines of that anyway….

my other comment concerning nikki: the first time i saw her i thought it was breanna too, but i don’t think she was that ugly.
12

Doodle

Posted September 28, 2006 at 3:46 pm

Poor poor Tessa, even her mystery illness has a boring name….

According to this site, it was “Stephen Johnson’s Syndrome”. Around 2 years ago, Tessa was prescribed a topical medicine by her dermatologist and then had the reaction. The disease causes your skin to more or less to burn/rash/peel off in a frightening manner (hence her not letting anyone come and see her).
13

netnuh

Posted September 28, 2006 at 3:57 pm

Uh, where has Breanna been?
I vote to kick Breanna out and put Nikki in. I like Nikki. I dont know why but I do.
And who was Camis date? Did she have one?
Any why does this cast always have to talk about money. The last two seasons didnt.
Laguna, how you frustrate me so!
14

anniedawg25

Posted September 28, 2006 at 4:09 pm

did anyone notice the extremely robotic way that THE LEXIE hugged Telan/Talan after he said he would go to the dance with her? Homegirl needs some oil to loosen up those joints!!
15

strat1x

Posted September 28, 2006 at 4:17 pm

“the real story with this formal was Kyndra. As you may remember from last week, she started dating a douchebag named Tyler”
Freaking HE-Larious
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marriola123

Posted September 28, 2006 at 4:48 pm

Is it me or did the materialistic girls appear only in this season. I never remember LC, Jason, Stephen or Kirstin talk about their $500.00 dollar jeans $6,500 monthly allowance, jewelry or their precious cars. Its really sad. One thing to be blessed another to brag about it. I think Tylers spoiled brat little sister is a hundred times more interesting then that annoying voiced Kyndra dirty Cami and boring Tessa. Even Rocky isn’t as tough as I thought. Tyler’s sister has balls and cash. Poor choice in casting the IT girls!
17

k37744

Posted September 28, 2006 at 5:47 pm

these laguna chicks are into some fuh-hugly guys.

you know who’s better looking that cameron?

stephen johnson.
18

Steve

Posted September 28, 2006 at 5:58 pm

It isn’t even the girls bragging about money, it’s douchebag Tyler. He is so aware that he is being taped and has yet to speak in a full sentence without mentioning how much money something he bought is worth. I’m all for kicking the fat blackish chick and Kyndra out and bringing Nikki in, but please, leave asshat Tyler out.
19

littlebug

Posted September 28, 2006 at 8:22 pm

Did anyone else notice in the scene after winter formal, when jackie lantern Candmess and Cami were talkin about Kyndra, how DIRTY the soles of Cami’s naked feet were? They were nasty black like walkin barefoot through the movie theater black YUK! Have some shame girl you’re on TV!
20

Lucy

Posted September 29, 2006 at 12:50 am

this is such a group of losers.

Tessa in formal wear, slouching around, as drippy as ever, hair just hanging there as always, all blah. She reminds me so much of balding Lori from Real World Back to New York.

Why can’t TyTy spend some of his zillions on orthodontia and dermabrasion? Someone needs to tell him (and Kyndra) that you can only pull of the sullen asshole thing if you are hot. Even Cameron’s mouth-breather sidekick is hotter than Tyler.

Kyndra’s just not cute. I agree Cami hates her. I also think Tessa hates Rocky- did you catch her passive agressive comment re: not getting to dance because Rocky made her leave early? And she soaks it up when Rocky pretends Cameron is baywatch material, but couldn’t look more bored whenever poor Rocky wants to gush about Alex.

Hilarious re-cap as always.
21

tater

Posted September 29, 2006 at 4:47 am

“After all, Tyler seemed so manly and intoxicating. How could Kyndra ever feel the need to stray?”

You know I asked myself that same question…I mean he’s always got something interesting to say, is never jealous or possessive, and is so humble [/sarcasm].

I hated this episode with a passion. Except the part where Cami said when Kyndra talked it made her head hurt. It’s probably true but it’s definetly the pot calling the kettle black.
22

NikkiT

Posted September 29, 2006 at 6:26 am

I saw Cami’s feet too!!! EWWWW! I was totally disgusted! Maybe that’s why she NEVER has a boy toy!
23

shazamm

Posted September 29, 2006 at 7:50 am

I don’t even know what to say about these pathetically gross, worthless children. They all make me want to vomit orange self tanner all over the place.
24

MrsC

Posted September 29, 2006 at 8:05 am

Yes, that is why this season sucks so bad. These kids are very aware they are being taped. Last cast had their moments of awkwardnedss where we viewers predicted producer intervention on creating drama and what to talk about and or recreate.

This season is so much worse. The girls say “RANDOM” a lot and that is supposed to make us believe that so and so had a party and invited someone that they never speak to just because. Yeah, it is just because. Just because the cameras are there.

Kristin is a bigger star than any of these girls could ever dream to be and I think the girls are upping the drama button in hopes that they too will grace the covers of mags and get some acting roles.
25

Tiffany

Posted September 29, 2006 at 8:13 am

Okay, I luv luv guys in sunglasses…but those shades “ty ty” had on just were NOT cute. Just cuz it’s brand name doesn’t make it cute.
26

alienlips

Posted September 29, 2006 at 8:25 am

Kyndra went and had to tell EVERYONE all about her Chanel Clutch she was gonna carry, but when she got into the limo, she had a big ass purse on her shoulder! So much for KYNDRA CLUTCH DAY!
27

MissKatrina

Posted September 29, 2006 at 9:07 am

There was some scarily large hair in this episode. Did anyone else think of Goodfellas?
28

nico-co

Posted September 29, 2006 at 9:26 am

can someone just do something?! i know that’s a pretty generic thing to say but c’mon Tessa is always boring, Cami is always dumb and annoying, cameron is always covering up his hook ups, jessica=pathetic…this show is terribly predictable
29

fulfill_the_dream_78

Posted September 29, 2006 at 10:52 am

I can’t say I am too shocked at the “nouveau riche” tackiness of TyTy and his chunky sister. Only those with new $$$$ feel the need to constantly yap about it.

Gee, who didn’t see the Kyndra and TyTy drama coming after just one episode?

Memo to Kynrda:
Those who forget the past, are doomed to repeat it. Words to live by sweetheart.
30

LagunaBeached

Posted September 29, 2006 at 1:25 pm

No one else thought tyler and his “sister” seemed a bit incestous? I knew he’s sorta gay but he seemed screwey enough…
31

sarah.

Posted September 29, 2006 at 1:42 pm

“these laguna chicks are into some fuh-hugly guys.

you know who’s better looking that cameron?

stephen johnson.”

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

amazing.
32

WTFLaguna

Posted September 29, 2006 at 1:53 pm

OMG I love reading these re-caps! I crack up when I watch the re-runs cause I start looking for all the stuff everyone made fun of…like Jessica with her 500 pepsi and water bottles on the beach that night with Cameron lol.
33

Amlei

Posted September 29, 2006 at 3:26 pm

That picture of Kyndra at the dance makes me think of The Ring. Creepy.
34

southernbelle

Posted September 30, 2006 at 12:07 am

“Cam asked Kel if he was gonna make the movies on Lexie.”

like a Screech movie? ew.

When Raquel and Tessa were rehashing the dance, Tessa said something about it and Raquel said, “when, that night?” Hmm, wasn’t THAT night the night before? Good editing.
35

simper1

Posted September 30, 2006 at 12:21 am

Latest Two-A-Days recap:
http://ilovecamping.blogspot.com/2006/09/revendge-is-sweat-on-two-days.html
36

Tigoe91

Posted September 30, 2006 at 8:56 am

Cami – The future Oprah of Laguna Beach.? After all, she’s got the girth, a questionable relationship with members of the opposite sex, and a fascination with Kyndra (you know, the white Gayle King!).

Maybe she should date Ty-Ty, because he’s the next best thing to Steadman.
37

LostFan

Posted September 30, 2006 at 10:28 am

Is anyone else getting really sick of reading spam for Two-a-Days recaps in the comments section for every single LB recap?
38

anniedawg25

Posted September 30, 2006 at 6:10 pm

more comments:

—OK, was it just me or was Kyndra a totally wasted hot-mess? YIKES she was slurring her words at the dance and looked so drunkenly disheveled it made me want a shot of something myself!
Also she looked pretty hunover the next day.

–Cami looked like she could care less that Kyndra “sinned” and wanted to go to church because she hooked up with someone. That was a pretty fake laugh.

—At Cami’s “afterparty” someone said “we need some music” and chase chimes in with “Ugh, like I know. I don’t even think there is a GUITAR HERE”. Earth to Chase. The world of music does not revolve around you. Put on a CD or the radio, loser!

–The return of the myserious Red Solo Cups in the limo!

–Ty Ty and his sister…someone hit the nail on the head in a post above….incest? Their scene together screamed “Cruel Intentions” ‘

–Also, did Tessa even TRY to get a date? And I am surprised there was no mention of Jessica at all in this ep, I mean I am sure she would have something to say about Cameron –AKA Monchichi– gong to a dance.

MTV should really be thanking the TVgasm crew because seriously, this website and comments are the only reason I watch this show!! ha ha ha
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Volcat

Posted October 1, 2006 at 2:21 pm

For some reason, Cameron reminds me of David Puddy…
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porcelain

Posted October 2, 2006 at 12:36 pm

lol
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noodle

Posted October 2, 2006 at 4:48 pm

Cameron is such a dork. Its so obvious that he never got chicks before this school year.

Nikki seems so much older than Kyndra, and I loved how she called her out on that whole whisper in the ear thing at the dance.

And the day after convo with Tessa and Rocky was so painful.
Tessa: “I had so much fun.”
Rocky: “Yeah, like, I had so much fun.”
Tessa: “I know, it was SO fun.”
UGH.
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LagunaConsultant

Posted October 3, 2006 at 10:05 pm

Couple quick comments…

First regarding Tessa, everyone keeps questioning why shes the narrator because her personality sucks and shes just boring, but I highly doubt MTV dubbed her the narrator before they even started filming, so I have a funny feeling something big involving her is going to happen soon… Could that possibly be her that Cameron is hugging in the promo for this week? Shits gonna go down, you wait.

Speaking of Cameron, I’m surprised nobody has commented on how STUPID he looks wearing that surfer crap. He looks like a complete goon wearing those tube socks he’s always strolling around in.

And finally on a more general note, I hate this friggin cast. The last 2 seasons, the kids weren’t much better, but there were a few likeable characters, and as a whole, they didn’t come off half as badly as this group of fake, camera watching, spoiled bitches/losers. I don’t think I’m alone here
either
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ridunkulous

Posted October 3, 2006 at 10:11 pm

I’m only slightly embarassed to admit I noticed this, but – did anyone catch Kyndra in the episode of The Hills where everyone went to the sushi place for Jason’s bday? (reruns on today around lunchtime)

There were 3 or 4 shots of her at the other end of the table where Jason kept going to hang out, leaving Lauren all alone and pissy. No sign of TyTy, but i can only guess that’s who coaxed her out of Laguna for the night…
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Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker

Posted October 4, 2006 at 9:20 am

Good ep this week and a very good re-cap, B-Side. Ok just a few comments for this one…First of all, what is with Chase saying raging all the time? Man every time I see this guy on TV, he becomes more and more of a raging homosexual.

- I guess its sad that Tessa didnt have a date, but that just shows you somethings up with this one….she is the narrator on Laguna Beach and no one will go to a dance with her? Move over Alex, Tessa may be the one with the hygiene problem

- Tyler and his sister….wow. She gets bored so she shops on a $6,000 allowance….first off all what kind of an allowance is that and these kids are still getting an allowance?! She should hit the gym when she gets bored, or spend $6,000 on some cosmetic surgery.

- Kyndra Clutch day! Thanks for making this day official, -Side. I’m getting my drinks and everything ready for next year’s Clutch day.

- Kyndra needs to leave this Tyler guy, every time I see him, I just see the downside to drinking and drugs…IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU KIDS! You can be as out there and bewildered as Tyler!

Have a good 1 guys, see ya next week
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reeeeelbigfsh

Posted October 4, 2006 at 12:10 pm

Kyndra was also in the episode of LB season 2, where Cami asks Alex M. if it’s ok for her to go with Jason to the prom. Kyndra is FAT and has UGLY BLACK HAIR! Ha!
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Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker

Posted October 4, 2006 at 3:52 pm

She was just havin a bad day..haha..but yeah she was in a few Laguna episodes, mostly when they have a party or a get together, you can spot Kyndra and sometimes Tyler like in the episode where Jessica and Jason got in the fight at a dinner with everyone or even in the cabo trip episodes.
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noodle

Posted October 4, 2006 at 4:02 pm

Also, Tyler looks like the love child of Liza Minelli and David Guest.
Seriously disturbing.
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Kari M

Posted October 4, 2006 at 10:19 pm

So I’m not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but Kyndra doesn’t go to Laguna High, yet she was the one to ask her date to the dance with that ridiculous pizza. The magic of reality tv at its best.
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Kari M

Posted October 4, 2006 at 10:31 pm

umm…update to my last (and belated) comment. Wikpedia changed their site to say that Kyndra does in fact go to Laguna Beach High School, but I’m not convinced. Why else would she not take Tyler as her date?
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Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker

Posted October 5, 2006 at 5:06 am

I dont think she took Tyler because he’s in his 20′s…a little too old for a high school dance. Just a guess tho…
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abcdefghijKERRY

Posted November 5, 2006 at 8:03 pm

i dont know if you know this, but the reason tessa is always at rockys is because she doesnt actually live in the guna. she lives in san clemente which is 2 towns over. she still goes to laguna high though. AND! kyndra is homeschooled, which i definetly would have never guessed seeing as shes up in everyones business anyway. it must be cami, whos big hair holds all kinds of information.