Like OMG! Laguna Relationships Are Totally Dunzo!!!

The Hills

By B-Side | | 1:15 pm | 23 Comments

breakup080806Love springs eternal, unless the cameras are off. Two of Laguna Beach’s most storied relationships have like totally fallen apart! According to US Weekly, LC and Jason have called it quits because “He had been going out to clubs, flirting with girls, staying out late.” Also, he’s kind of a cokehead idiot (allegedly). We don’t know why Lauren took so long to drop her soft-spoken, hairy beau, but chances are she realized how dumb she was for passing up that fake Paris assignment for Teen Vogue.

Also new on the singles scene is Kristin Cavallari, who broke up with Olympic spawn Brody Jenner because “they fought a lot.” Another cause for their demise: Kristin suddenly realized she was dating Brody Jenner. (Rimshot).

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    Ms. Tumnus
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    The saddest part of that article is the news (to me, anyway) that she had a freaking “Jason” tattoo.

  2. 2
    AubreyLB
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    Like OMG, I totally saw it coming. LC is way above Jason, he’s such a loser! Poor LC.

  3. 3
    tha_easy_keezey
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    Let’s place bets on how long before she takes him back…

  4. 4
    stacyrocks
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    It’s about time, bitch. That guy is so gross. Maybe LC will have a better boyfriend for the next season of The Hills.

  5. 5
    Tati
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    #1) Ms. T– I hear ya, i thot the same thing! Let’s just hope LC doesn’t decide to get a tatoo for every guy she dates longer than 1 year—she’s only 20! She’ll be a walking book of names by the time she’s 30.

  6. 6
    MissKatrina
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    This made me way happier than it should have. Ms.T (#1), does she seriously have a tattoo? First, ew. Second, WHY?! Third, luckily she is in the land of ill-fated relationships and their related tattoos. Thus, I’m sure she can get that atrocity lasered off in a hurry.

  7. 7
    antebellum
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    So sad. I guess.

  8. 8
    tvtvtv
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 5:11 pm

    a “reality based” show, haahaaaa.

  9. 9
    c-wise
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    I think I read (via Reality Blurred) that production just started on The Hills season 2. How convenient that they’ll be getting some drama for the season premiere…

  10. 10
    zevonia
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    Thank husband that Lauren turned on her brain and dumbed JBlow. Too bad she didn’t do it sooner. Or on the show. Do you think JBlow would have cried like Jordan did when Heidi dumped him? No, he would have sat there, staring off into space and then mumbled a couple of words. Whatever did she see in him in the first place?

  11. 11
    dsher
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 5:32 am

    I only hope she doesn’t go back to that loser!! Did you see his Myspace page? Who is that skanky girl Taylor who says she is is best friend? He freaked out when LC picked up a phone call from someone and he has that skank in his Myspace? Please Lauren don’t go back! You can do so much better.

  12. 12
    carodf
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 6:09 am

    For the case of them living at Park La Brea:

    This is taken from E! online from about the same time season 2 ended (link: http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/051125c.html)

    Lauren’s spinoff is supposedly similar to MTV’s PoweR Girls, except that it follows her and friend Heidi (who is hated by all of Lauren’s other friends) around Los Angeles. The spinoff is being called The Hills–as in the Hollywood Hills–and MTV plans to show the exterior of some random Hollywood Hills home as if it’s really hers. The truth? She’s living in an apartment by L.A. shopping complex the Grove!

  13. 13
    hardly@work
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 8:14 am

    I heard this last night on e news and was so excited—could not wait toshare the info here! They said she had her Jason tatoo rearranged(?) now that they were broken up…how sad

    Travis Barker filed for divorce from his wife Shanna–so the MTV curse lives on.

  14. 14
    k37744
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 8:43 am

    does this mean i have to get the ‘park la brea’ tattoo lasered off my right buttcheek?

  15. 15
    erika
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 11:14 am

    August 9, 2006 — HIGH drama is unfolding before the second sea son of MTV’s smash reality show, “The Hills,” even begins filming.
    The show, which revolves around privileged 19-year-old Lauren Conrad, appears to have missed a violent breakup with boyfriend Jason last weekend, as producers have yet to start shooting the new season.

    “He went psycho,” an insider told The Post.

    Building staff at the apartment complex where Conrad lives have been informed that she and roommate Heidi are moving out, according to sources close to the production.

    Already the locks on her apartment have been changed, and the building’s staff is under strict orders to physically remove Jason if he tries to get in.

    In last week’s finale – filmed a month ago – Conrad had to choose between taking a coveted internship at a fashion magazine in Paris or moving in with her boyfriend in Malibu.

    She chose to stay with Jason, shocking fans.

    MTV officials declined to comment yesterday.

    “The Hills” is the spin-off of MTV’s other popular reality show, “Laguna Beach,” which begins its third season on Aug. 16.

  16. 16
    Terence
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 11:32 am

    About time. Told yah so, LC

  17. 17
    TVCheese
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 8:14 am

    Now that season 1 of The Hills is over, I’m realizing how boring it was overall. Bring on Laguna! Next!

  18. 18
    lkj1586
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 10:30 am
  19. 19
    DeeDee
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Jason went psycho!!!I bet his coke dealer was out of town. Give it up man, go to rehab…Mel is there!!!

  20. 20
    MsSeptembr
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:48 am

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=83345203&blogID=154020299&MyToken=ec90a60d-6c67-493f-9651-2ed2731c5562

    His publicist must have wrote that. I didn’t think he was capable of stringing together more than 3 words to form a sentence.

  21. 21
    I can't believe I post
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    Gosh after reading that story I realize Jason is really broken up inside, sadly I think the last time he was this upset was when Cedric told him he no longer wanted to be his bottom.

  22. 22
    SDfashgal
    Posted August 12, 2006 at 12:50 am

    I doubt very much that Jason has a myspace account let alone a computer. Whoever wrote that letter is challenged in the grammar and spelling department. Most of the pictures in the supposed Jason myspace are copies of what is already out there in the gossip blogs and magazines. Anyone can open an account. Also, Lauren has said many times that she does not have a myspace account and I saw her picture on his page.
    Don’t fall for it people.

  23. 23
    murphena
    Posted August 24, 2006 at 9:38 am

    I read in US Magazine (maybe not reliable) that LC and Jason are trying to make things work. If that’s true, she’s even dumber than I thought.

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