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By B-Side | Friday, August 18, 2006 | 5:21 pm | 20 Comments

The best part of a new season of Laguna Beach? All the internet photos that follow. Thanks to sidekick Candace, we have a plenty to look at, including a keg stand, a vag-slip, and general trashiness. Our favorite pics after the jump…

Like OMG, Cami! Turn around! He’s about to get away!

Awww. Somebody should have told Bernice to look at the camera…

Like OMG! Bernice is totally in her mid-thirties!

Seriously, Bernice. Could you TRY to look at the camera once in a while?

Looks like these girls are ready for a rockin’ night at The Sizzler!

I feel badly for the skinny dude all the way to the right. Don’t even bother trying to flex…

Bernice, Kyndra, and Candace: making sure Halloween stays scary.

Is it me, or does Bernice’s head get larger with every photo?

Like OMG! Kyndra with dark hair! Random!

Candace is not drinking under age, IS SHE????

Uh oh! Looks like Candace is putting the moves on Chase. Tessa better fight her off with the power of her SuperBlandness.

Nice font, YEARBOOK!

**Like OMG! Kyndra’s doing a keg stand! Does she even know how many calories that is??**

If a jack-o-lantern and a Muppet had a love child…

Future thermonuclear physicists.

I see Laguna, I see France. I see Kyndra and her sister’s underpants. And not underpants. Is this illegal?

The actual caption for this picture from Candace: “Hahaha they match.” I’m not even making it up.

For more of Candace’s album, click here.

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1

bevogasm

Posted August 18, 2006 at 5:31 pm

Bernice the camera-hater totally looks pregnant in that Halloween pic.
2

LagunaBeached

Posted August 18, 2006 at 7:07 pm

God.. Bernice.. just.. ugh. Wow these teens look out of control. They are alsodumb as rocks. You would think with the parents being wealthy and succesful they would pressure them to get an education?? I know in my town almost everyone graduationg is going off to a 4 year university mommy or daddy went to. What are these kids going to do? Become A-List actors and model? Pfft think again, everyone knows reality stars are the LEAST talented.
3

J-Light

Posted August 18, 2006 at 9:52 pm

Bernice’s real name is Rachel!! oh well I will still call her Bernice.
4

shiaobundan

Posted August 18, 2006 at 11:34 pm

Auugh. The girls this season are so fake looking…too much makeup and fake tans. So is Kyndra a bottle blonde? I wouldn’t be surprised…and she is so no where near as pretty as either Kristin or LC … or even Roz or Jessica for that matter. :[ I miss Seasons 1 & 2!!!

And that Candace girl looks mildly retarded. Something about the way her upper and lower jaw don’t seem to align properly.
5

jc7676

Posted August 19, 2006 at 2:10 am

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. The rest of Candace’s webshots album is a close second.

All the captions say retarded shit like “haha we are sexy haha” and “hahahaha again.”

Oh yeah, and some also say “hahahaha.”
6

SRomeo

Posted August 19, 2006 at 4:25 am

oh, for sure Kyndra is blonde in a bottle. did you see how skunk-esque she looked when her hair got wet in the hot tub first episode?
7

antebellum

Posted August 19, 2006 at 5:54 pm

Those are the worst school pictures ever. God this new season is ugly.
8

shiaobundan

Posted August 19, 2006 at 10:45 pm

This is pretty interesting…
If you look through her other albums you’ll find a lot of pictures of the old cast members.. I’m assuming that these are pictures of them back when they all lived in Laguna…

There’s actually a picture of Heidi from The Hills with LC, Kristin C. and Alex H. Strange? We already figured out that Whitney (or someone) had Laguna connections way before The Hills.. now Heidi too huh? Link below if you’re interested.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/483724422/1483735612070918378jtjCyS
9

shiaobundan

Posted August 19, 2006 at 10:46 pm

This is pretty interesting…
If you look through her other albums you’ll find a lot of pictures of the old cast members.. I’m assuming that these are pictures of them back when they all lived in Laguna…

There’s actually a picture of Heidi from The Hills with LC, Kristin C. and Alex H. Strange? We already figured out that Whitney (or someone) had Laguna connections way before The Hills.. now Heidi too huh? Link below if you’re interested.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/483724422/1483735612070918378jtjCyS

(I know LC knew Heidi before The Hills, but all the rest of LB? o_O )
10

Saadz

Posted August 20, 2006 at 2:37 pm

I love how she put “please don’t steal these to make fake laguna myspaces/xangas/whatever for season 3.if you do i will come find you and hunt you down.”

If you don’t want people stealing your pictures, maybe you shouldn’t put them on the internet.
Dumbass.
11

antebellum

Posted August 20, 2006 at 4:39 pm

Also, don’t “come find you” and “hunt you down” mean the same thing? Nice way to be redundant, CANDACE.
12

B-Side

Posted August 20, 2006 at 6:02 pm

shiaobundan — i’m pretty sure Heidi went to Laguna High…
13

netnuh

Posted August 20, 2006 at 7:09 pm

Heidi is in some episodes from season 2. I (sadly) tivoed the marathon and rewatched a few episodes and she was there!
14

mangos

Posted August 20, 2006 at 9:22 pm

Everyone in this new season is fug!
15

Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted August 21, 2006 at 8:15 pm

I thought Heidi was one of LC’s sidekick’s on LB II. I think she was the one with the sage advice of, “When in doubt, shoe it out.” (?) This was still the Stephen era, I believe…
16

SRomeo

Posted August 22, 2006 at 3:05 pm

im pretty sure it was J-Wahl era but nonetheless, Heidi was there, and she did say when in doubt shoe it out. still, she was never really that big of a character. i remember right before the hills aired, they had an LB marathon where everytime heidi showed up with her two lines the whole screen would freeze and LC would pop up in the screen and be like, “see? heidi actually was my friend before the hills and didnt just tag along with me to LA to be on this show, i swear”. it wasnt really like that but i mean cmon, heidi was the worst sidekick ever.
17

UglyCutie

Posted August 22, 2006 at 6:17 pm

Everyone on this season IS fug! I don’t know all the names yet but there’s a blond one who sort of looks like she’s gonna look cute then the camera stays on her for like 1 second longer and she looks like a wax figure. Sort of pretty sort of creepy. I’m still watching though. I lost touch with TV Gasm since the season 2 finale, but I’m back! I look forward to seeing Cami fall in a well or attacked by a shark or “randomly” attacked by killer bees.
18

Alikat

Posted August 23, 2006 at 6:34 am

it’s weird to me that Candace’s album has a member name of Laurenisqueen…very odd.

Anyway, I hate them all. Is it just me or did Cami get uglier from last season. She wasnt that bad when she went to the prom with Jason but I think she put on a few pounds.
19

Jonquility

Posted August 27, 2006 at 8:18 am

This season’s cast is sooo lame! You can tell some of them are playing to the camera. Especially Cami and Kyndra. Whenever I see Cami’s face I see Miss Peggy. LOL I swear MTV’s LB producers must have paid Jason to take her to the prom. He totally dissed her with Alex. OMG those BOOBS!! Do you think Daddee bought them for her? She’s got’em and she is flaunting them. Please someone mail her some ProActive for that acne! Other than the above she’s a sweetheart! LOL
~j
20

TwinFalls

Posted August 28, 2006 at 11:27 am

Heidi from The Hills is from Colorado. Was there another Heidi too, from season II? I’m thinking yes, and she was somewhat unfortunate.
Now I’m going to put on my old lady hat–am I the only one that is a wee bit shocked at how these high school kids take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol and put the photos on the Internet? I can totally see partying in high school, I did that too in the 80s. And maybe even taking some pictures. But taking pictures and posting them where your parents would find them? Granted, a few parents probably wouldn’t care. But I really find it hard to believe that no parent of these season 3 mean girls clique will care that their kiddos are captured on film doing keg stands, holding Coronas, etc. It’s one thing to have a picture of someone looking totally trashed. Parents can reason that away. But a picture of your kid holding a beer, standing in front of a bunch of empties looking totally trashed?
These darned kids!