Like OMG! Nikki’s Totally Allegedly Doing Coke!

21 Comments

1. 1
   zevonia
   Posted October 16, 2006 at 5:37 pm

   Oh B-Side, it’s obvious that Nikki was only drinking coffee. She spilled some sugar and, like a good girl, she’s cleaning it up!

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   Stef
   Posted October 16, 2006 at 6:09 pm

   Aw, you mentioned my friend Tish. And we all know Nikki is just making lines of nose sugar. Dur.

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   Aaron
   Posted October 16, 2006 at 8:34 pm

   Great recap B-side.

   yeah. i agree. Nikki was just drinking coffee.

   Hey B-side, are you going to do recaps for the new Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel?

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   sheiney
   Posted October 16, 2006 at 11:17 pm

   Who knew Lindsey Lohan and Nikki were such good friends?

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   Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker
   Posted October 17, 2006 at 5:23 am

   Hahaha it was only a matter of time, the guna kids graduated from weed to coke! BIG laughs at her future mugshot, but the hair looks better than what Nikkis would I think.

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   Liketotallyrandom
   Posted October 17, 2006 at 6:21 am

   Um excuse me but why is she using a business card instead of Daddy’s platinum Amex? I mean, really….

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   TheKid
   Posted October 17, 2006 at 6:22 am

   Man, those kids are so street. Remind to walk around the OC after dark.

   Losers.

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   J Unit
   Posted October 17, 2006 at 9:46 am

   At least I can sleep comfortably knowing that the silver bullet didn’t slow her down.

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   LagunaConsultant
   Posted October 17, 2006 at 11:09 am

   OH MAN… I almost spit out my coffee at work when I saw this glorious headline.

   My only complaint is that it wasn’t more of a major player. If it was, it would almost be to late for MTV to take out the rest of their scenes without some kind of explanation since its mideseason… If not, they probably would have been forced to make that person go on record and try to explain themselves… I’m friggin tickled pink even thinking about the prospect. Even hearing Nikki have to explain herself would be priceless. I can hear it now. “Ummm, I was like hanging out at this super yummy boys house with a few of my bestest girlies, and they were all like using these like straws to sniff up this like super gnarly stuff, but like even though I thought it was like some sort of pixy dust, I still like didn’t want to do it, but like I wanted to impress this super cute boy so I like totally acted so standard and gave into peer pressure. My baaaaaaad.” Your bad indeed. Everybody kept asking why she didn’t have a more central role in the show. Think MTV knew something we didn’t? Makes you wonder.

   Also a couple quick comments on the actual pictures. First of all, somebody needs to get Nikki to return Angelina Jolie’s lips to her. That bitch has more injections in her lips than Joan Rivers has in her whole face… And that’s saying something…

   Also, did anyone else notice the striking resemblence to the Olson twins in these pictures??? And I’m not just talking about their respective cocaine mustaches… Maybe Nikki can join them in rehab for their drug addictions, errr I mean eating disorders.

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    tigereye
    Posted October 17, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    it cracks me up how most all party pics i’ve seen of the LB where the infamous ‘red cup’-a close cousin to water bottle- has been swapped out to the actual beverage being drank shows Coors Light. wtf??! Now, Coors isn’t the worst beer out there, but why the hell is it sooo popular w/ these trendy kids? you think they’d pick something less ‘rocky mountain’ or ‘country’ so they can be thought of as only urban hip. Perhaps it’s the best at helping to choke down that yummy aftermath that happens when playing with ‘sugar’.

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    tigereye
    Posted October 17, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    it cracks me up how most all party pics i’ve seen of the LB where the infamous ‘red cup’-a close cousin to water bottle- has been swapped out to the actual beverage being drank shows Coors Light. wtf??! Now, Coors isn’t the worst beer out there, but why the hell is it sooo popular w/ these trendy kids? you think they’d pick something less ‘rocky mountain’ or ‘country’ so they can be thought of as only urban hip. Perhaps it’s the best at helping to choke down that yummy aftermath that happens when playing with ‘sugar’.

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    LagunaConsultant
    Posted October 17, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    A little more food for thought…

    The best part about the website that these pictures came from was the reaction of the diehard fans who were absolutely bullshit that these pictures got taken off her Myspace even though she has it marked “private.” Apparently this was the most egregious act of privacy invasion like evaaaaaa

    Even funnier, was the fact that these girls were talking like they were actually friends with Nikki in real life, and not just vicariously through their television and computer, while they sit on their fat, unpopular asses eating bag after bag of smartfood while they oogle their dreamy Stephen posters.

    Also this clears up why Nikki and Kyndra have that weird obsession with vintage Celtic crosses¦ Cruel Intentions anyone? During Nikki’s cribs thing on the aftershow, she actually had one cross that filled up the entire trunk of her Range Rover… Must be how she gets her coke over the border… Can you imagine how many 8 balls she could get into that thing? Dear God…

    I know I always talk about hypothetical scenes that would be awesome, but Nikki getting busted by some Laguna goody goods, while sitting at a desk in her house with a massive pile of coke in front of her Tony Montana style would take the cake. “Oh my God Nikki what are you doing?” “Uhhh like totally nothing (nervous laugh)” “Nikki that does not look like nothing, that looks like, OH MY GOD, is that cocaine?” “Cocaine? Are you for real? Is that like all you guys think of me?” “No well we…” “WELL SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” As Nikki sicks her miniature dog on her unsuspecting assailants and makes a mad dash for the door as MTV cues up Hilary Duff’s new single never clean¦ Let the snow fall down, I never dream. Let it numb away, my virginity…

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    tater
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 9:12 am

    Rick James said it before and I’ll say it again…cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

    Seriously though how come she’s not part of this year’s cast. J-Wahl is a crack head and he was an intigrual part of the cast.

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    Thatslike, totally random!
    Posted October 18, 2006 at 9:16 am

    SNIFF SNIFF… smells like rehab to me!!

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    2 Old 4 This
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 6:49 am

    The second picture would make a good LB Public Service Announcement:

    “Cocaine. Don’t Do It. Like, it TOTALLY makes your Mani look like s*#@t”

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    nico-co
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 10:13 am

    i bet everyone but Rocky and Tessa do coke

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    Coley
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 11:30 am

    I agree nico-co. And like someone else mentioned, they were all def on E last year. Although we don’t know much about Lexi and her unseen crew.

    I know I am a little premature since B-side hasn’t posted the recap yet , but last nights episode was pretty good. You could just feel Alexs nervousness. I just wanted to SCREAM “TELL HER”!!!! IT’S OVER!!! I was giving him brownie points for not wanting to hurt her feelings, but that must not have lasted for long when he was getting every girls number there. This could be an interesting twist to the show, maybe something to amp it up a bit?? I wonder who Alex will date next??? Lexi??? Bernice??

    And again…..WHERE IS BREANNA?????!!!!!!

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    JHill
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    If Nikki is doing so much coke, why isn’t she 60 lbs. like her brother? Food for thought.

    Coley, I agree – at first I felt like Alex was just trying to be a nice guy, but then all hell broke loose when he was scoring phone numbers left and right. It literally brought me right back to high school, and I didn’t like it one bit.

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    lora
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    Yeah, I’m commenting ahead of time, too, but holy cow! I was embarrassed for Rocky. She was practically begging Alex not to dump her.
    Cami just needs to shut up with all her “ew” comments anytime she is in Tessa’s vicinity. It’s so junior high!

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    Amanda
    Posted October 19, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    I’m so sad the update isn’t up yet. I’ve been waiting alllll day for it.

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    Emily
    Posted October 26, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    Go to myspace.com/redcupit for some good pictures b-side. i think they will make you laugh