Like OMG! Stephen’s Totally Hosting Something on MTV!

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | Thursday, May 25, 2006 | 3:50 pm | 4 Comments

Fresh off his stint of doing, uh, nothing, Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach will be guest VJing for MTV this summer at the beach house. His responsibilities will include being dreamy, making weird noises, and being dreamy some more. Now, why would Stephen be selected as host of the MTV Summer Sizzle? According to the press release, when he initially appeared on Laguna Beach, “young women across the country were instantly smitten with his charisma and picture perfect looks.” In other news, young women across the country are IDIOTS. Eh, to each his own. Or her own, as it were. Look forward to Stephen’s next fifteen minutes of fame starting June 2nd on TRL.

About

4 Comments

  1. 1
    ElectraGlide
    Posted May 25, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    “Charisma.” That’s funny. So, Stephen on TRL, LC on The Hills. Can we expect to see Kristin on Yo Mamma? Perhaps Casey and her mother on Date My Mom?

  2. 2
    c-wise
    Posted May 25, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    How is this possible? Stephen is so… awkward. But then again, this is the same network that’s bringing Wes from the Real World Austin back to television.

  3. 3
    alienlips
    Posted May 26, 2006 at 7:20 am

    Fresh off his stint of doing, uh, nothing, and the photo, I bet he’s made his parents proud.

  4. 4
    MrsPetersen
    Posted May 26, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Say what you want, I could look at Stephen all day long. And he can’t be any worse of a VJ than Pauly Shore or Jessie. Besides, it’s more fun to turn the sound off while you watch MTV: you can play your own music while you watch. There’s nothing like watching half-dressed hoochies dance around to Arcade Fire.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.