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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
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Cue up that old Vitamin C song, it’s graduation time in Laguna Beach. Somehow, the rocket scientists we colloquially know as Jason, Casey, Kristin, and Jessica have managed to persevere through four years of academia and are now ready to tackle the wide world of college… or at least post LB stardom. Probably the latter. Still, I was certainly thrilled for this episode, if only because we got to see nearly every Laguna parent up close and personal. The only one missing was my favorite desperate housewife, Charlene Torriero. I guess that’s because her son Talan decided to spend his senior year recording the male response to Hollaback Girl (I believe the song is tentatively titled “DUMB”). Either way, high school’s over for the gang. Like I’m totally going to cry! You guys! Group hug!Last night’s show kicked off with another delightful recap by Ms. Kristin Cavalleri as she recounted all the wonderful moments of last week. Okay, basically she just scoffed at Jason and LC, dismissively calling their hookup “Ugh, random!” On the enticing side, however, was news that Alex M. and Casey would be making up. Could this be? Might an olive branch — or at least a quesadilla — be extended? I waited with bated breath!
The show then began in earnest with the warm image of our dearest Roz sitting on a couch with her yearbook. You know, after last week’s bizarro anomaly of LC and Jen bogarting the opening scene, I was a little concerned that our favorite sidekick might no longer be the queen of the intro, but luckily order was restored, and I could breath easy once again. As Roz sat with her yearbook, Kristin and Jessica suddenly bounded into the scene all full of restless energy and donkey-voiced excitement.
“Alex, you have to sign my yearbook!” insisted Kristin.
“And you have to sign mine!” added Jessica. Wow, this was like the best moment in Roz’s life. Everyone wanted HER! Master for a day!
Eventually, the yearbook craziness died down, and the conversation became more pensive. “I can’t believe we’re like graduating,” muttered Kristin. Listen, there’s no one more shocked than me — and all your teachers, I’m sure. Jessica hopped on the “Wow” bandwagon next, saying, “Like eighteen years of like –” but Roz cut her off, correcting her with “Twelve years of school.” Poor Jessica. Simple math was never her thing. Come to think of it, any sort of brain functions just weren’t her thing.
But hey, even though Jessica may or may not have been attending classes since the day her umbilical cord was cut, at least she managed to make it through the grueling Laguna Beach High School curriculum, unlike Talan, who we learned would not be walking in graduation. He’d be getting his GED instead — which will come in really handy five years from now when he’s working at the 7 Eleven in Rancho Cucamonga. To quote Roz, “Like, okay, random!” Yes, it’s been two minutes and “random” has been said disparagingly twice. That’s so standard.
And speaking of standard news that’s so random I’m totally like dunzo with it, Stephen and Dieter would be heading to Laguna graduation. “Why are Stephen and Dieter going?” asked eighteenth-year student Jessica. “Cause they want to go?” No, silly. It’s because they want to be on MTV more. It’s the LC effect. Then again, Kristin probably had the wisest response of all: “They still like us.” The girls all cackled evilly, providing the perfect segue to Hilary Duff. When we returned, we saw this episode’s title flashed on the screen: “The End of the Beginning.” We then arrived at the home of LC, who’s fast becoming the poster child for “The Beginning of the End.” Like last week, our unofficial super senior was flanked by tantastic Jen and new sidekick Heidi who was helping LC make her bed. Wow, it’s like sidekick initiation. Maybe soon Heidi will get to see LC pack! Nevertheless, the girls were all abuzz about LC’s latest date with J. Wahl, and they lapped up the details like a thirsty dog in a toilet. Probably the most shocking development was that Jason had picked LC up in a hot rod. Heidi for one could not BELIEVE that the car didn’t have a roof. I know, it was like a vehicle from the future, this car with no roof. Some people have already termed these strange beasts “convertibles.” Crazy, right? I wonder if Heidi went to school for eighteen years also.
Elsewhere in the ‘Guna, Stephen visited Kristin in her “office” to pick up an all important ticket to graduation. The two then talked about how crazy it is after the prom when all that’s left to face is graduation. “That’s like the last big [clicking sound],” said Stephen. Is it just me, or has Stephen been relying more and more on clicks and clacks to express himself? Maybe he took an immersive coarse on Bushmen communication skills in college.
Meanwhile, over at Jessica’s house, Dieter pulled up to get his graduation ticket (way to not snag one for your sidekick, STEPHEN), and while it was fun (READ: boring) to watch the former couple playfully chat, I was much happier to switch locales to Taylor’s house where she and a corpulent Alex sat in lawn chairs and gabbed about Casey. You see, Casey-dilla wanted to make peace, so she had invited over the entire Alex clique for lunch. Taylor and Alex weren’t totally psyched about the invitation, but it was okay because it meant they could sit around and mock Casey’s voice — which they did quite well. “It’s not mean, it’s just Casey,” said Alex. And in other news, it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno. That made no sense. And yet, it did.
Over at LC’s house, Jason arrived, but sadly sans hot rod. Too bad. I’m sure Heidi would have loved to have seen an actual car WITHOUT A ROOF!!! The lovebirds then drove off to Jason’s grandparents’s house, and on the way, the couple officially deemed their relationship “random.” So it’s official. Tonight’s secret word is “random.” Not that I’m looking down on it. Back in my day, “random” was quite the buzzword as well. I remember showing up freshmen year in college and a guy from Alaska down the hall from me asked, “Why do you say ‘random’ so much?” And then a shroud of self-consciousness descended upon me, and I never uttered the word again. Until today. Random.
Anyway, let this discussion of the word “random” not temper my enthusiasm over meeting Jason’s grandparents. Would they be equally as vacuous? Would they have a similar penchant for patterned t-shirts? Would they communicate with an elaborate pattern of “Uhs” “Ums” “Yeah, no’s” and blank stares? Sadly, the answers to these questions would remain a mystery as Jason informed us that his grandparents would be out of town. Blast! Anyway, the kiddos walked into the house, or estate really, and damn if it didn’t make LC’s place look like a crappy outhouse. Then again, with its cold concrete lines and modern touches, the mansion kind of looked like a corporate headquarters instead. So take THAT, Jason’s grandparents!
Later, LC and Jason slipped into the hot tub and talked about the future, or as Jason calls it, “huh?” The topic of conversation was whether or not they could ever live far from the ocean. LC said NEVER, but Jason actually said yeah, he could. He then asked, “What’s an ocean?” Eventually though, he admitted, “I could live here forever.” Well, maybe you can visit Talan in the 7 Eleven.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the best part of the episode — possibly the season. Family time! Yes, with graduation day finally upon us, it was time to watch all the ‘Guna girls receive gifts from their parents and then scoff at their caps and gowns. First we caught up with Jessica who was stressing over what to wear. A red dress? A hot pink dress? This was all fine and dandy, but the big story here was that we got to see Jessica’s sister Diana. And let’s just say… she won’t be the star of any upcoming seasons.
With the dress dilemma threatening to grow into a full-scale crisis, Jessica then called up Roz who was so nervous, she was afraid she’d cry. Looks like Dr. Frasier Crane might need to sooth her frazzled nerves. Meanwhile, over at Kristin’s house, we met some girl named Blake (maybe a friend from Chicago) but more importantly, we finally saw her mom, Judith! Oh joyful day! Sorry, Will & Grace. You’ve been packing in the celebrity cameos for years now, but Laguna just outclassed you hardcore. Anyway, Kristin told her dad Dennis that she was feeling weird about graduating, but he calmed her by saying, “Well, we’ve all done it already.” EXCEPT TALAN.
Well, after giving Kristin a brand new BMW SUV last week, surely Dad’s graduation gift would be off da hook this week. Right? Would it be a laptop? A diamond necklace? An IRA? Well, get ready because Pops bought Kristin… a frying pan.
[crickets]
This is awkward.
[more crickets. Errant cough.]
Yes, Dennis gave Kristin a frying pan, and even though it was a random gift (and I say “random” totally without irony), I sort of liked the quirkiness of it. Plus, Dad was able to attach a hokey meaning to it by saying that now Kristin could cook up all sorts of things with her life. Unless, of course, she doesn’t know how to cook up things, which is not totally out of the realm of possibilities.
More exciting than this frying pan exchange, however, was that across town, we finally met Roz’s mom Lisa. I instantly liked her, mostly because she brought Roz into this world but also because she didn’t seem preoccupied with appearing 22 (paging Charlene Torriero — your Botox supplies are at the loading dock). Anyway, Lisa gave Roz a ring for graduation, and so began an overwhelming montage of gift-giving and parental cameos. First we went back to Jessica’s house where we met her dad Darrell (he gave her a ring too), and then it was off to Taylor’s place where stepdad Ken was busy giving her a necklace. Next stop was Casey-dilla’s pad where her über-Botoxed/face-lifted/collagen-injected tranny of a mother gave her daughter what else? Jewelry from Tiffany’s. This of course sent Casey squealing louder than that time Imelda served up gorditas with a side of pico de gallo. Next, we went back to Roz’s house and met her modest cousin Shannon, and then we traveled over to Alex M.’s house where we found her dad Craig, her step-sister Dominique, and her stepmom Annette. Who knew Alex M. had such an exotic household: Dominique and Annette? Sounds like the starring lineup for the latest midnight showing on Cinemax.
Sadly, Alex did not receive copious amounts of jewelry, but instead a trip to Spain for a month. As her jaw plummeted to the ground, we then headed off to Cedric’s house, but what’s this? The end of the parental gift-giving montage? Not fair! Yes, we were deprived of seeing Cedric’s parental units (I’m sure they’re just as goofy as he is), and instead we watched him sort through his clothing for the perfect graduation outfit. Luckily, Jason showed up to help out, and as he went in for the handshake with a little “What’s up, buddy?” Cedric pushed his hand away and full on embraced J. Wahl, quietly saying, “Cutie.” You think I’m making that up, but I’m not. Who needs Brokeback Mountain when you’ve got these two?
Anyway, Jason then stood by and advised Cedric on his outfit. I couldn’t help but feel somewhat disoriented. After all, wasn’t Jason the Master? Shouldn’t the sidekick have been watching him? This defies the very rules of the Sidekick/Master doctrine. Nevertheless, Cedric ultimately decided he was only going to wear boxers under his robe. He would have gone naked, but feared public embarrassment in case he became, uh, excited during the ceremony. Oh Ceddy. Fear not. Between all the teachers and the old people and the families and the boring roll call, there’s very little at a graduation worth getting aroused over. But then again, if Jason were to sit next to Cedric, and if their flesh should happen to mingle in a fleeting yet torrid moment, the erectile reaction might be more than anyone could ever handle. Better wear the boxers. And some duct tape.
We then popped over to Jessica’s house briefly, but long enough to see her mother who looks exactly like her, and then it was time to catch up with Taylor again. Dressed in a cap and gown, Tay-Tay had grown upset with this stunning departure from haute couture. “This hat is putting me in a bad mood,” she complained. Hat? How about mortarboard, or at the very least “cap.” Looks like Taylor was on the eighteen-year program also.
Nevertheless, Taylor feared that the gown made her look ugly, and while any parent would probably pipe up and say either, “Well, you’re beautiful regardless” or “Graduation is not about appearance,” Taylor’s mom instead advised, “You need to go extra sexy so it counteracts the potato-bag effect.” Way to go Mom!
Back at Casey’s mansion, our former beauty queen spurred her family on by emitting one of the oddest noises of her Laguna career. The clan headed off to the ceremony, and when they arrived, I couldn’t help thinking that Casey’s mom Kelly looked disturbingly like Ron Pearlman of Beauty and the Beast and Hellboy fame. Needless to say, that’s not a good look.
So many things going on in this picture: Casey’s Bill Gates-ish dad, her tranny mom, that weird girl in the foreground. This could be the next American Gothic.
Well, the moment we’d all been waiting for was upon us. Graduation. Graduation graduation graduation. Amazingly, a new Alex was thrown into the mix. Alex B. was the graduation speaker, and she had stunningly profound things to say: “If only everyone in the world had the chance to experience the beauty and uniqueness of living in Laguna Beach.” Oh, IF ONLY! Mental note: be sure to drive down to the ‘Guna this weekend and experience the beauty and uniqueness of it all. Anyway, Alex B. continued: “If only LBHS had a Starbucks on campus and valet parking. Then we probably wouldn’t have been so late to school so many times.” She then added, “And if only the lobster bisque weren’t always so lukewarm and if only we used two-ply toilet paper made from cash, not single ply. Then maybe some of us would learn something in class.”
Yay frying pans!
By the way, side note: way to dress up for your kids’s graduation, PARENTS. Every adult male was walking around without a tie, let alone a blazer. You’d think they were hunting around for a pickup round of golf — which they very well may have been.
Anyway, the next day, we caught up with Roz and Kristin as they soaked in the post-graduation experience. And poor Roz. I always thought she was the smart one, but either she’d secretly been on the eighteen year program or her brain had just been fried from all the activity. She could not, for the life of her, understand the expression, “The end of the beginning.”
“For like fifteen minutes, Jake was trying to explain to me what it meant, and I still have no idea. The end of the beginning. I really honestly don’t get it,” she said, her voice filled with equal parts puzzlement and alarm.
“I’m not going to explain it to you. I don’t have enough patience right now,” lashed back a giggling Kristin. For shame, Roz! You know better than to ask a Master to explain something. By the way, who can’t wait for the inevitable Kristin/Roz falling out? You know it’ll happen someday. Maybe not this season, and maybe not even on camera. But mark my words: it will happen.
With the whole “end of the beginning” thing blowing Roz’s mind, she then moved into less abstract territory: specifically, wondering whether or not the two of them would gain the freshman fifteen. “You will, I won’t,” shot back Kristin. Wow, she is testy tonight! Of course, the key to getting the freshman fifteen is actually making it through freshman year first, so let’s hope that works out, right? (Probably won’t).
Meanwhile, remember that peace luncheon at Casey’s house? Well, it was time to set that in motion. Alex, Taylor, and Morgan showed up at Casey’s mansion (which had been curiously decorated with giant sculptures from the Orient), and good news! “I made you guys lunch!” Casey proudly announced. And by “Made you guys lunch,” she meant, “I told Imelda to make us lunch!” Well, the girls all took a seat outside, and with awkward tension hanging in the air, Alex decided to make some of the most useless small talk of all time. “How cute is your table?” she asked, clearly hoping some idle furniture discussion might lighten the mood. Luckily Imelda came by to serve up Casey’s “homemade” lunch, and before we knew it, everyone was getting along like gangbusters. “Oh my gosh, you guys. This is sad,” bemoaned Casey as her Peace Luncheon came to an end. Yes, the only thing sadder would have been if Casey’s mom had sworn off Botox for the rest of her life.
As the show wound down for the night, we ended with the promise of a gossip-filled summer for our teens. LC and Jason walked along the beach and once again discussed their future plans, which for the most part involved moving to Los Angeles. “Been here long enough,” muttered LC in the understatement of the episode. We then cut to possibly a different day and time altogether as Roz greeted Jessica and Kristin on the beach with a happy, “Heeey bitches!” Sure enough, Rozzy had the full scoop about Jason and LC, causing heads to turn and jaws to drop — especially Jessica’s. “Jason is weird with girls,” commented Kristin. “Like he doesn’t show any emotion or act like he even likes any of them.” She then added, “Plus he’s always talking about Judy Garland and dancing to Madonna. I just don’t get it.”
Well, let the gossips say what they want. The show ended with Jason and his gal strolling along the beach. “I love Lauren,” Jason said, curiously unaware that Lauren was right there. Oh, I shouldn’t make fun of him. Differentiating between the second and third person is very difficult. It’s an art that only the sharpest of kindergartners can master.
What did you think? How random was this graduation? Was it totally standard?
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I’ve so been waiting for this re-cap. I was flipping through the channels the other night, and it was during the scene where cedric calls jason “cutie” I was dying laughing. I thought you really would of tore that up. jason looked so uncomfortable after cedric did that.
the countdown to the beginning of the end of the guna….
B-Side-once again you rock!
Can’t wait for next weeks recap, I’m sure it wil be a duzzy.
By the why, I found out a great piece of info that I thought you would apprieciate.
Casey’s stepdad (the Bill Gates dude) was the inventor of……..Fozen Burritos!!!!!
I know, I just made your day!
Sorry Frozen Burritos. Maybe I was on the eighteen year program too!
Does anyone know for sure that Jason graduated? We never saw him in cap and gown. They showed everyone else that was on this season, but Jason was nowhere to be seen. I’m wondering if he is on the Talan plan.
Rick D.
Just to clearsome things up. This was posted in yesterday’s paper in Seattle.
Running with the “Laguna” kids: Foam parties. Wow. Dun-zo.
Seattle Times staff reporter
Who’s who in “Laguna Beach”
If this were an episode of MTV’s “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County,” it would be a sunny Saturday afternoon, and Alex M. and I would be shopping at Zebraclub in downtown Seattle, and I would be saying things like, “Ohmygod, so cute” about a pair of white, slouchy cowboy boots. Wow, I’m really good at being 18.
After spending the weekend chasing the Laguna kids all over town — shopping on Saturday, dinner at Joeys Saturday night, brunch at the Sheraton on Sunday — I have a confession to make: I kind of have a crush on Jason now. But hold your disbelief for just a second, because I’m getting ahead of myself here …
Alex M., Jason, Lauren (“LC”) and Dieter were in Seattle in support of Dieter’s charity, Running Home 4 Teens (rh4t.com), which he founded last year to raise awareness for teenagers suffering from depression and substance abuse after battling depression himself over his breakup with Jessica. Meantime, Stephen and Kristin also happened to be in town on Saturday night to host a foam party, which I didn’t realize actually existed outside of episodes of “Elimidate,” but anyway.
Since UW played USC on Saturday, I used the opportunity to bring up the subject of Matt Leinart when I met Kristin at the Grand Hyatt that evening. They dated for a couple of months at the beginning of “Laguna’s” second season.
“He saw me on the show … and called me out of nowhere one day,” Kristin said. “I had no idea who he was, so I looked up his picture on the USC Web site, but it was a really bad picture, so I was like, ‘Ew! I’m not calling him back!’ ” (I looked up his picture, too, and she’s right — he looked kind of like Bob Guiney from “The Bachelor.” Not hot.)
Kristin, who lives in Los Angeles and is pursuing acting, arrived hand-in-hand with Brody Jenner, 22, who starred in the short-lived Fox reality series “Princes of Malibu.” He just bought her a French bulldog puppy, which she named Bentley.
By the way, Kristin and Steph-en are so not getting back together. Dun-zo.
But I’m over it, because I’m pretty sure Lauren and Jason are the new Kristin and Stephen. Yes, they are totally dating, and he lo-o-oves her. He told me so as we were sitting outside Joeys Saturday night — he was smoking Parliament Lights and I was wearing his black fleece hoodie because it was cold and he offered. I know what you’re thinking: I can’t believe Pam was wearing fleece.
Here’s what I was thinking: I can’t believe Jason knows more than three words. I asked him why he never talks on the show. (Sample dialogue: “Wow.” “What?” “Nothing.”)
“It was just the situations they put me in. They [MTV] set you up and they’ll be like, ‘Listen, you’re going to go to this place and talk about this.’ It makes me really uncomfortable,” he said.
That whole breakup scene with Jessica? Fake.
“I broke up with Jessica three or four weeks before that,” Jason said. “I wasn’t going to call her and break up with her on camera for real.”
He doesn’t talk to Jessica anymore and he said he doesn’t care for Alex M. much either. (I love Alex M. I want her to be my new best friend.) Jason and Jessica dated for less than two months; Jason and Alex M. dated for “like a minute,” she says. “It was really fast.”
“Jason’s like the guy who you get a little buzz on and then you kiss him,” Alex M. said. “I’m telling you, everyone has kissed Jason.” (Later, I asked Kristin if she was the only girl in Laguna who hadn’t kissed Jason. “I’ve kissed him!” she laughed. “But that’s it.”)
Jessica, meanwhile, is going to community college in Laguna and recently started hanging out with Dieter again. “She comes up [to Los Angeles] and I’ve been going back to Laguna a lot,” Dieter said. “I love the girl and I’ll always love her. She knows that.” As for a reunion between the couple, he said, “I dunno.”
Stay tuned. “Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County” airs 10 p.m. Mondays on MTV; a second-season marathon is scheduled to start at 4 p.m. Nov. 12. The season finale airs Nov. 14.
Some final tidbits:
• Alex H. is moving in with Alex M. (and out of Kristin’s place — scandalous!) in Los Angeles. Alex M. recently set her up with a guy in a band and they are now dating.
• Casey’s lives in the old Gucci mansion in Laguna, according to Alex M. “MTV kind of forced me to be friends with her,” she said.
• Alex M. is recording an album. So is Talan.
• Jason, Stephen and Dieter live together in Los Angeles in a 16th floor high-rise. Jason and Stephen are taking acting classes; Dieter is interning at a talent agency. None of them cleans the apartment. “You walk in there and you don’t even see the floor,” Jason said.
• Kristin just scored a small role in an upcoming Al Pacino movie called “88 Minutes.” She doesn’t know what the part is, and she didn’t have to audition.
• Stephen is currently single and looking. He wants someone who is mature, has a good personality, loves to have fun and “can keep up.” And by the way, he never hooked up with Paris Hilton.
Hey B-side, first of all you rock, you seriously make my work week so much more enjoyable!
Second, I read in some much loved “Guna Gossip” that Alex (Roz) will be moving out of the apartment she and Kristin currently live in and will be soon rooming with Alex M. So this “falling out” of Kristin and Roz might’ve happened after all…. duhn duhn DUHN!
LBB- thanks so much for posting that, I was just going to post the link so we don’t have to bother with will jason and lc really break up…
anyway, yes Jason graduated, from what I’ve read, not everyone wants to walk…
so has anyone heard what Cedric is doing now that his masters have moved on?
2old4this-I heard that the ones that did walk for graduation were booed at and harassed by the crowd. I think some just didn’t want to put up with that when they are graduating. I know I wouldn’t.
does anyone have any new pic links for the laguna kids?
I want to marry you and just lie around all day and watch laguna and make babies named Kristin and Stephen and Alex and Alex and Alex. You are my idol/soulmate. Kristin 4 president, LC for nothing
First of all, you made my day when i got in to work and saw Laguna and real world new recaps!!!! WOOHOO!
It’s so sad when I am done reading these, it’s just like the show, I never want it to end!!!!
Like I said in the last ReCap posts I can not wait till next weeks eppi. There should be a 25hr a day Guna , channel, and sadly that still probally wouldn’t be enogh. All Guna All the Time!
Overall, great recap. A bit suprised by the hating on Laguna Beach and Alex B. though.
I have to say that even if Roz and Kristen have had a falling out they’ll be BFF again… Its probably just a matter of Kristen not having any time for Roz anymore and putting her up for adoption, where she can get the attention she deserves and maybe even run in a yard…
Ok, so where’s julie and her next “jason’s this and that” charade??? Doesn’t she have all the answers?
I cant wait for next week’s episode!! I was stunned!
Ali–there can’t be two of us!!! HAHA
Ali – I know I got confussed the other day because I saw a post you wrote and I could not remember wriying it. (yes, I too am on the 18 year plan, wait I am 25, does that mean I am on the 25 year plan, now I am confussed!) I could be Alison…
If you are Ali then I can be Alli bc I am Allison…to be fair you can claim Ali!
Hey I’m 25 too..wow we have too much in common! haha
B-Side, you are my Master. Let me learn your ways.
This line is a classic — “It’s not mean, it’s just Casey,” said Alex. And in other news, it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno. That made no sense. And yet, it did. — Does it get any better than that?
I missed last week’s show and only watched half of Monday’s. I feel too guilty watching this crap, but reading your stuff gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.
LBB – THANKS!!!! I love the gossip and it’s hard to find recent news on LB. Anybody else have anything good???
Ali – I know I got confussed the other day because I saw a post you wrote and I could not remember writing it. (yes, I too am on the 18 year plan, wait I am 25, does that mean I am on the 25 year plan, now I am confussed!) I could be Alison…
Oops didnt mean to post that twice. I am Alison too, but just the one “L”
damn, I guess I’m not the only one 2 Old 4 this…..I guess I’ll start to post under “Old Enuf 2 Knw Better”
I heart B-side!
Can’t wait for the SideKick Revolt
Is it just me or does anyone else think its werid that in the opening credits LC licks Stephens nose?
Also, from what i can remember about my highschool graduation, there was not so much jumping around and screaming like freaks before, during and after the ceremony. What was possibly so exciting to them?
“I was a little concerned that our favorite sidekick might no longer be the queen of the intro, but luckily order was restored and I could breathe easy once again”
Couldn’t we all B-side couldn’t we all!!
Another money cap B-side. Loved [crickets]…I played out the scene in my head. Casey-dilla is also a LOL. And LBB thanks for the sweet info. about the Guna tools.
I went to a small private school, with us all graduating there was only 32. Nut, not there was no jumping around screaming like that. We also didnt get our caps and gowns untill we got there. We didnt arrive in them.
Talan decided to spend his senior year recording the male response to Hollaback Girl… Thats awesome Does Cedric sing back up?
I thought this episode was a little boring, but i love these recaps. I think All these girls a back stabbers. At least if Kristin doesn’t like you, she won’t pretend. Gotta respect that. I also think the reason Jason told Lauren he loved her in third person is because, saying “I love you” to her might have been scary, because he might never have felt like this about the other girls he’s dated. Everyone should understand, and he’s a guy they don’t react to things the way us women do.
i wish Stephen would get over Kristin, I kinda feel like he is going to be following her around the rest of their lives. She should just tell him to get lost.
I was thinking the same thing, “Yeah, girls, why ARE Stephen and Dieter coming to your graduation? Oh yeah, they’re huge camera whores”. And also let me just say, Talan not graduating surprised exactly how many people? Oh, zero? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
LC is so irritating some (aka all) of the time. She was talking about how nice Jason’s grandparents house was. Yeah, LC, it’s really nice, not like that total piece of garbage house you have. Their house is on the beach and yours is a whole 35 feet away from the beach. Oooo, bitter.
HA! HOLY SHIT! JESSICA’S SISTER! WHAT HAPPENED? Wow. Is she Jessica’s adopted Hungarian ‘half sheepdog/half girl’ sister?
Holy crap. No box of chocolates for that one. It was so cruel of MTV to place her right next to Jessica in the shots, it just made the difference even more apparent.
And Kristen’s dad got her a frying pan? Uhm…okay. I did wish that they had continued that kitchenware present theme throughout that whole gift-giving montage that followed. Here Roz, you get a toaster. Alex, you get a colander. For Casey, we have a wok.
Hey, at least they got presents though. When I graduated my present was my dad telling me to get a job and move out.
This episode gave us the most homoerotic scene of the year. When Jason walked into Cedric’s room and they walked towards one another, I swear to God, for a second I was SURE they were going to kiss. Plus everything that followed between these two in this scene made the gay for each other subtext rapidly become text.
This was my favorite episode of the season for one reason: No Talan.
As for Roz’ ‘end of the beginning’ confusion…Jesus Christ. How dumb can these kids be?
And I loved that last minute trip that LC got Jason with just before the episode ended. Anyone know what I am talking about?
J – I totally saw that little trip.
LC & Jason are sooooo cute together.
I had to got to the dentist after this episode.
I was more than a little distured to read that Roz would be sans master and moving in with Alex non the less. It seems as if your worst fears are confirmed B-side Alalex is born. Who will watch Kristin pack? Who will Morgan S. watch pack? The sidekicks have implemented their plan for world domination!!!
this episode was rather random lol
i cant wait for next week, i am totally obsessed and want more! who is julie by the way???
Alecia, Julie is Jason’s sister in law.
I couldn’t believe how ugly Casey’s mom was. I didn’t see that one coming.
I thought it was weird how the graduates didn’t face the audience when they were sitting down. When I graduated we were on the football field and faced the stadium seats.
J and Old Enuf 2 Knw Better-
The last minute trip and Jason’s huge push that preceded it reminded me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber where the rich pretty girl throws the snowball and then dumb (or is it dumber) pushes her whole face in the snow really hard. Here is the big jock – who must have lost his scholarship to play baseball because he didn’t graduate- pushing this little prissy girl and not realizing how mean it was. I’m glad she got him back-too bad he didn’t fall, that would have been real funny.
Oh- and did you all hear Roz thank her ‘Mommy’ for the ring!
Maybe I’m slightly retarded but what do you mean about last minute trip that LC had with Jason? J?
Do you mean that she was “trippin” about their love?
roz fan- who will watch morgan s. back , who cares? she is not a master, but a sidekick, i feel she is much more a sidekick to alex and tay tay than they are to her, um who invited her along to the peace lunch, alex did…morgan is much more a go-between for the two groups…and could someone please confirm if cedric is gay? i just want to know if he’s outside jason and stephen’s in the bushes hoping for a chance to watch them pack, or if he has gotten a ‘life after laguna’
Ali- It is where they are walking on the beach and he shoved her from the side almost knocking her down and then she recovers and sticks her foot in front of him and he stumbles. This was all shot from behind.
rozfan-i meant watch her pack-
okay so we all had different types of graduations, please lets discuss LB and not 500 posts of everyone’s own type of ceremony…
thanks b-side – i woulld have totally missed casey’s trannie mom, wow…where did her family come from again?
THanks RK..i actually think i do remember that now! Im an idiot.
Yes 2old, I was thinking the same thing..nobody cares about everyone else’s graduation ceremony…we just care about ‘guna ‘guna ‘guna!!!
This link from the same Seattle paper posted before states that Jason was at boarding school during season 1…was it really bording school or rehab? Maybe he was at brat camp.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/2002581174_addictside25.html
The evolution of Casey’s mom?
http://website.lineone.net/~a1/jocelyne/
LOL!
So if Talan dropped out of high school and was getting his GED, then how could he have asked Kristin to prom… if he didn’t have a prom? Basically, Kristin was stressing out about not having a date when she knew that she HAD to ask Talan since he didn’t go to school there anymore… that makes her even more annoying.
I heard somewhere that Talan dropped out with only two or three weeks of school left. So maybe he dropped out right after prom.
Stephen is such a Ralph Macchio. His awkwardness totally makes me cringe! Could he try any harder to be cool??? The “buddy” shit and forehead kisses are so passé.
I actually thought this episode was pretty good. i liked watching lc and jason’s relationship develop. But I’m just wondering why it is she that he is just all of a sudden in love with? If it’s beauty, I’d understand because a)she’s cute and b) i imagine J-wahls’s a little shallow. But if it’s something “deeper,” is lauren an intellectual maven of some kind that has lassoed Jason’s brain or what? I just don’t know. i mean, he said LOVE for cryin’ out loud!
i have heard that you can find out that you arent graduating even after the prom so they probably thought he was graduating at that point. I remember that happening to some ppl i went to HS with. (its all bout the money)
The only thing funnier than Jason’s poetic “I love Lauren” was the lack of love-reciprication on LC’s part. Is that why Jaosn pushed her as they were walking away? Cuz she didn’t say, “I love Jason, too”? in her sing-songy voice?
What about the “Uuuy-uuuuy” sound Kristin made as she and Alex left the house after putting their caps and gowns on? Am I the only one who noticed? Way funnier than Casey’s odd noise. Kristin rules.
anyone notice that ms.thang (kristin) had a cord around her neck during graduation, who knew smart (i mean that term loosly) and a donkey voice, this girls a keeper
stephen = ralph macchio- freakin hilarioius, so right…
i’m really anti-talan now, before i was just irritated that he chose kristin(for more camera time) over taylor, who so obviously actually liked him back, did he really think he had a chance with kristin? and now his new ‘career’ c’mon…
to those who choose to rip on jessica’s lil sis- she’s a kid, unfortunate to have a cute big breasted older sister on a super hyped show, i’m sure there was a point in your life that you didn’t look camera ready and unlike her, you didn’t have the misfortune of having it broadcast on mtv…this show offers us so much more to snark at,
anywho…do you think taylor kept the tyedye dress from the group shots for the prom? or wore it after to the shoot? i can’t believe she wore it twice so publicly…
I LOVE your comments on Steven’s clicking and clacking. A few episodes ago when he was with Kristin in San Fran, your recap had me crying I was laughing so loud. THEN—When he did it again this episode!!!!
What the hell is he thinking, “I can’t think of anything to say so I’ll just clack a few times, she’ll know what I mean!????” Idiot. I could see some clacks from Jason, but I though Steven had a little vocabulary goin on there. Can clicks can be submitted as answers on college exams. He might need to go to a community college until he gets that a little more under control.
I totally agree Talan went after Kristin because he knew it equaled more camera time. They even talked about how she likes to play games, he is either a) stupid b) a glutton for pain or d) a camera whore although e) all of the about would pretty much cover it huh?
I read on IMDB in the comment section about Talan that he didn’t just drop out and get his GED, he had enough credits to graduate early. I don’t know how much of this is true, but there you go…
oops thats supposed to be e) all of the above.
I was totally thinking of the same thing about Steven monday night. How annoying is that? How could Kristen put up with it for so long? Imaging if thay had kids together, with her donkey voice and his clicking? The kids would be some kind of new breed…..Donkey Clackers!!!!
Hee..clack…haw…click!
OH MY GOD… CASEY IS GOINGH TO BE ON THE GILMORE GIRLS!! WTF?
http://www.caseyreinhardt.com/
2old I wanted to know who Morgan would watch packing I know that she is a sidekick and I worry about these things. What’s next Cedric sidekicking for Stephen? Actually that would be kind of funny
Stephen = Daniel-san. Totally.
Where are the kick-ass Cobras when you need them?!
I can’t imagine that he’s going to make a very good actor. He tries too hard. Maybe Disney or Nickelodeon will take him.
B-Side yesterday someone told me i reminded them of Alex H. (aka Roz) I knew you would appreciate what a true compliment that is.
Forget this episode- I can’t wait for next week’s episode! I want to see what the end result will be with the Jason/LC/Jessica fight at the fashion show!
OH and I heard before the second season started that Talan dropped out of high school to pursue his surfing career. I wonder what ever happened to that?
Ali……..this girl is way too full of herself. How is being on a reality show an acting credit? I guess we are all actors living our day to day life! She’ll probably been a person in the background of Star’s Hollow eating frozen burritos. At least we’ll know who she is!
At least we’ll know who she is!
That just made my day!! I know she is totally full of herself, and if you look at some of the pictures, without the makeup / fake teeth and stuff she looks kinda normal.
She’ll probably been a person in the background of Star’s Hollow eating frozen burritos. At least we’ll know who she is!
thats what i meant to quote.
OMG how could i forget to rip apart casey mom!
WTF?????? FUGLY!!!
ugh she is embarassing.
I met Casey at Pepperdine this year and she is a really nice girl. She is a little over the top, but sincere at least. Plus, she loks a lot less fake in person.
Ok this may be a stupid question, but who is roz? if you are referring to the person I think you are, isnt her name Alex?
I totally agree with what someone said a bit ago – this episode was tame compared to what looks like is going to be happening between LC & Jason over Jessica – again!
Did you see in the last shot? LC told Jason to get away from her, and they shoot to him and he looks like he’s going to start bawling!
Anyone with any good websites that haven’t been posted already, feel free!
This show is definitely my vice.
JLynn-I totally belive that she is a nice person. You could tell by that whole thing that went on with Alex. She knew she did wrong and she apologized for right up front. She’s too sweet for her own good. Which is probably why Kristen dosen’t like her.
I was just wondering what about these ‘guna goons makes them so appealing? Why do we care? Why do we keep watching? Has anything really happened this season besides some hooking up, bitch-calling, donkey sounds and some random click-clacking noises? I am 30 years old for Pete’s sake!!! What is wrong with me? Did something happen in my childhood that has made me plummet into this Laguna hell-hole?!?!?!? Why me?
ha ha ha,
i’m new to the TVgasm world, (and Guna), and I’m eating both up with a spoon. B-Side, absolutely delightful reading your recaps. Where was life before Laguna? Really? Where?
Gunafied,
Shark
we are all obsessed, watch how soon this gets filled up with all our input!
i still cant get over caseys mom. yikes!
HAHA! Liz where have you beeen?
I thought that the episode was very uneventful, with the exception of seeing everyone’s parents and/or siblings. I have to totally agree with the statement that Jessica’s sister had hit every ugly branch on the way down. Jessica must have gotten all the looks and boobs in the family. I also did not notice till you pointed it out that casey’s mother looks like that lady in New York who has had so many plastic surgeries that she is a freak show on Entertainment Tonight. Cannot wait will next week when LC and Jason go at it. and PLEASE show more Jessica and her fine body!!
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
more info on the guna graduation here.
ruplub-I know exactly how you feel. My boyfriend thinks I’m out of my mind that I have to watch a bunch of high schoolers Monday nights. But let’s just say it’s my guilty pleasure. Plus it make Mondays a lot more bearable. Maybe we all should start a support group. We should do it know before the season ends on the Nov 14th. We’ll get good ol Rozzy to be our spokesperson!
Oh God what will be do come Nov 15th? It’ll be the END OF THE BEGINNING………
Ok but can please someone tell me why you call alex roz?? i just started readying this site but im a huge laguna fan!!
htpnk –
Oh God what will be do come Nov 15th? It’ll be the END OF THE BEGINNING………
just try not to think about it, it is too much to handel, I may be in denial, but they can’t take the guna away from us!
Have you never seen a intro for a show she is so Roz. If that’s not enough go to the Laguna archive from August 3 and all your Roz questions will be answered
htpnk – Thanks for your support. My husband laughs at me when I watch it and he says I need some help. But, at least I got him somewhat addicted to the show as well. I’m not too worried about 11/14. I am sure MTV will find a way to repeat every episode about 1000 times before the new season.
It just kills me that these kids, who are already priveleged beyond comprehension, are getting movie, tv and music deals. What gives? Oh, I also heard that not all the kids are wealthy – one of them lives in a mobile home. I hope that the ‘guna fame dwindles soon for these toolboxes, kind of like the RW/RR rejects.
Let’s not worry about the 15th, let’s just focus on the now. I wonder if Cedric really did wear just his boxers under his graduation gown. And did anyone notice how hoarse he sounded when he was talking to Jason? It was probably from hours of screaming “WHY GOD!” when he found out about LC and Jason getting together.
Liz -
B-side calls Alex by the name of Roz because she reminds him of a character from the Frazier show.
Haha Old enuf, I totally thought of that cat lady Jocelyn when I saw Casey’s alien mom. Who wants to bet that Casey look like that at LBHS class of 2005′s 20th year reunion???HAHA
LOL thanks to whoever posted the link to Casey’s website. It is actually pretty nicely done…in some of her pictures, she looks very nice, but most have her trademark too much self tanner look.
Also, I agree with those of you who were commenting on the scene where Jason goes into Cedric’s room. I totally thought that they might kiss, too! I think that Cedric would be totally cool with dating Jason and making it very public, but Jason had an uncomfortable look on his face like he wanted it too but he was afraid of what everyone would think. Plus, I do think that he actually likes LC. Maybe he is bi.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0426738/quotes
These are awesome! The memories.
Can I just say how much I love our little “Guna Community.” It’s nice to know that there are others in this world who love this silly stuff as much as I do. Part of the reason I love this show is because of this website! All you ‘Guna fans rock. We’re not at all random!!!
where are we gonna go when it’s all over though . . . i’ll miss you guys!
can wwe still come?
OK…so Cedric the Gay Entertainer DID say “hey cutie” when he hugged J-Balls?! I swore that’s what he said…but I haven’t watched the tape again to see. Wonder when we’ll see him on the Tony Awards?
My take on Talan…he probably had a D- or F average in one of his classes…found out at the last minute he wouldn’t pass…so instead of the embarrassment of summer school or coming back the next year, he opted for the GED. Hey, recording a grammy award winning album and doing Lindsey Lohan is time consuming!
Okay I know I am about to make an unpopular statement but I feel like somebody needs to say it. Casey is by far one of my favorite people on the show. I know she may wear way to much make up and I can not figure out why she wears heels to the beach. But unlike Kristin and the Guna Tuna I think she is probably a very sweet person, a little goofy maybe, but sweet non the less. And the reality is she can always take off the makeup, but Kristin and Smelly Cat will always be self obsorbed butt holes. Plus lets be honest she definately gives us some of the best moments to laugh about, remember it was Casey that gave us the whole Hygiene problem post.
LMAO at “Smelly Cat”!!!
**Every week reader, first time poster***
Great recap. Frying pan WAS absolutely random. Does anyone think that maybe Kristin got so mad that she got the frying pan as a gift, that she ran over to Jessica’s house to show her and smacked her sister with it?
I must also note Roz has a STRONG resemblance to Debbie Matenopolous. Check it out on VH1 I love the 80′s!! For a while I thought it was Debbie trying to scam us.
Lastly, can you believe that Casey served a non-mexican dish at her peace caucus? I was on the edge of my seat for what spanish delicacy would be whipped up by Imelda..only to be severely disappointed by sandwiches..hmph.
Thanks for the always entertaining commentary everyone!
Smelly cat….smelly cat…what is that odor…Smelly cat…smmmmellly cat…Why does your stank stink????MMMMMM…..
Smelly cat….smelly cat…what is that odor…Smelly cat…smmmmellly cat…Why does your stank stink????MMMMMM…..
B-Side, you make my week. Your re-caps are the highlight of my online time wasting! I especially looked forward to this weeks ‘Guna re-cap because of the “Cutie” scene in particular. I hadn’t quite caught the “JasCedric” exchange and I thought I had mis-heard our awkward little ‘mo. I thought to myself “B-Side will clear this up. B-Side will make everything better.” And you have. Thank you! As for Cedric…keep reaching for that rainbow, honey! You go boy!
Im glad as a ‘guna addict I have found a support group! I thought that I was just partially retarded because Im way to old to even be interested in the show, let alone watch it every single time its on (as if something will be different THIS time). Not only have I found you, my fellow addicts, but I found out this weekend that everyone I know watches this show, in secret of course!
Oh my god! Im so sad, we are so close to the end! AHHHH! I just pray that they come out with a Season 1 & 2 box set I can buy, and they can just put all the random and standard stuff they cut out onto another dvd – I’ll buy it….my addiction will need to be fed!
I LOVE BSIDE!
the male response to hollaback girl. to bad that song was directed from a girl to a girl. talan’s remake or whatever could possibly the worst song ever made.
Ah, yes, but what I really want to know: is this the end of the beginning of the end? And wouldn’t that make it somewhere in the middle? And if so, could that be the middle of now here?
ha!
OMG….did you see that picture of Steven doing the bong hit. NICE**** Thayt’s one to send home to the parents….I can see the letter now.
Dear Mom and dad,
Things are going well up here in LA. Met some new people last night and the nicest thing I can say about them is that their bong had fresh water in it. But don’t worry, Jason was there to light my fire and well the rest my loving parents is…up in smoke!
Talk to you soon,
Your loving (hig as a kite son), Steven
lmao yupp, roz moved out of kristin’s apartment yesterday
and roz now has a boyfriend as well
OMG! How random is it that Jason, Dieter and Stephen live together? Jason + LC / Stephen + LC / Jason + Jessica / Dieter + Jessica -how awkard are those sleep overs? And Roz snagged her a man? GO GIRL!
P.S. – I don’t really talk like this, just caught up in the moment. Keep ‘em coming.
Good point Joni. I wonder if they sit around and talk about the girls and compare their experiences.
I’m glad that Roz has gained some independence. Go Roz!!
It’s only a matter of time before Cedric comes out with who he really is!
I wonder if the guys sit around and compare STD’s?
HAHAH LMAO TAz
Well, if they’re all comparing STD’s, then you know who’ll get blamed for spreading them….. yep, you guessed it – Stinky McStinkerstein herself… Alex “crotch-rot” M.
Liz:
Roz is Alex. “Roz” is a reference to a character from an old, lame 1990′s sitcom who the writer of this blog is reminded of by Alex. I think the only ones who get the reference are people in their 20s who used to watch boring unpopular adult-targeted television shows years ago.
and on a more interesting note, look what I found!
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6098/n3602033168401698220mi.jpg
it’s a hot picture of Taylor, LC, and Lo
I don’t know, look at their tummies on the right. Lo’s torso looks like it’s long enough to be a horse from shoulders to ass and sucking it in yet hanging. And LC looks like she’s got a gut. Is that real?
what the hell do you mean is it real???? you’re a moron
Did nobody else notice that when J Balls and LC were in the hottub he said “I could live here forever… WITH YOU.”??? Was this just in my mind? Where does he come up with this stuff? And how in the world is Talan not graduating but J Balls is? That guy can’t put a sentence together in his own brain, let along on a test. So how did he pass high school?
Well thank you very much. That was nice.
Please put on record the sound Casey made when leaving the house for graduation. It was the funniest thing I ever heard. I wonder how they close-captioned that?
I missed the sound she made, now anxious to hear it next time around!
Someone please post a link to stephens bong hit. also…did he sleep with paris? Trishelle? did talan really sleep with lindsay? how do they meet there people??why do i care? why do me & all my 30 something friends obsess about this show? why oh why?????? Casey will look just like her mom soon!!! I love you B-side
LOL Lo’s stomach does look weird…maybe she ate alot before the pic was taken and still tried to suck in…that would explain why u can see her ribs like she is really thin but her belly sticks out. I’m not insulting her just trying to possibly explain why it looks weird…she still has a great body though:)
Just wondering, im new to this site so who exactly is bside??
No wonder Talan dropped out of high school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/
Liz – B-Side writes the reviews
Holy Has Beens! Just read the perez hilton article..what a room full of LooHoosers!!!
I understand that she writes the reviews but does she live in laguna?? Anyway,I really love the show but its hard for me to imagine how peoples lives are affected being that laguna is such a small towm and there are camera crews walikg around the town all the time.. its just interesting to me
Im caseys cousin, and just so you all know she is one of the greatest people out there…so you all shouldnt judge unless you know someone…, and my aunt kelly is beautiful for the record i dont know what the hell the camera did that day!!!I love you my casey-dilla!!!
Love,
Franki
Check out Roz’s boyfriend
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=32600400&imageID=278177301&Mytoken=974ED3ED-ECEA-4B70-9FA2E6107E5C0AC62668101406
Roz is the greatest character in reality tv history and anybody in there 20′s definately didn’t watch Fraiser when it was on Jen. Loss the hostility and embrace the beauty that is Laguna.
Kristy I have three words for you Greatest Link Ever!!!!!!!
Roz Fan ~ Glad my 8 hours a day at work does someone some good!
I think we should petition MTV to do a Laguna Battle of the Seasons (like RR/RW) to hold us over between LB seasons.
Yeah, I thought it was wierd those three all live together now too (Stephen, Dieter, and Jason), and I thought all the inter-sleeping around on soap operas was wierd. Immagine (impossible I know) how strange a dinner party would be if LC and Jason got married and invited Jessica and Dieter over for dinner. That would have to be the strangest thing ever. But I’m sure they do all still see each other and more drama ensues…
And poor Jessicas sister. I’m sure most of us had moments in puberty that were not hot. Poor thing just happens to be broadcast across the nation during one of the moments. I’m sure she’ll fill out a la Jessica in a little bit and lose some in the other areas. She must be 11 or 12 or something? So, not the best time for everyone.
I did think that noise Jessica made on the beach when hearing about LC and Jason was funny though. And Jessica DOES look like her mom. Keep posting those great links. As always, great re-cap B-side!!!
BTW- what is it with these priviledged kids not graduating. Do their parents not care? LCs parents made her buckle down last year and if they hadn’t she might have been in the same situation. Are they just not attentive or what?
Liz:
B-side is a guy and I think he lives in Los Angeles
ilikelo,
here is the pic of Stephen and his habits
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/400/102105_stephensmok.jpg
I love that there is actually someone mad that there’s a running Frasier gag.
Ragging on an all-american institution like frasier is sooo wrong.
Liz, rather than flood the board with your many questions, why not go back a few and read B-Side’s hilarious season? Then it will all make sense. His posts are the best and totally make the show worth watching. But really, your questions are bringing me down. Why why why? Sounds sort of like, Marcia Marcia Marcia.
La-Land, that was so mean! Not what you said, but that you said it, because I almost choked on my ice! Hee!
Isn’t it so randomly standard we get a post from a ‘Guna relative every week ??
Love your style B-side !!
Cindi–I was thinking the same thing! It’s like a family reunion! I don’t believe any of them, personally, but its still funny:)
You guys should stop making fun of Jason. He’s my brother and he’s a really sweet guy. He only comes across weird on TV b/c he’s retarded. I taught him all the words he knows and it only took one afternoon. I’d say he’s learning very quickly!
Jason’s Sister,
you are not funny. Why don’t you just post as whoever you really are and say your perfect reason for thinking Jason is an idiot, although i am sure it will be nothing new. Seriously, it’s not like he’s the most intelligent guy ever, but when will everyone get over it? Did you read the articles people posted on why he didn’t talk much? He simply didn’t agree with the scripts… obviously that means that on the contrary, he does have a mind of his own, unlike the other mindless sheep who willingly followed the mtv scripts.
Wow manDa. I mean… Wow… Your prose is… standard.
To whom it may concern, not that anyone gives a dookie: I am changing my moniker to Lizardqueen, so as to avoid one of those Ali & Alli shake-ups. The new Laguna loving Liz can be Liz. I’m not that comfortable exposing my royal lineage, but I will make this sacrifice for the peace of the Gasm.
So, if he doesn’t agree with the scripts why doens’t he get the hell off the show? I tune in for characters. If he won’t play his part, believe me, there are other fame-chasers in orange county who would walk across fire for the opportunity. Otherwise he’s a waste of time. He should go back to kiddie-rehab and I’ll get over it when they pry my remote from my cold dead hands.
Jason’s hot-rod is gay.
Manda, the Jason’s sister thing was probably supposed to be a joke. At least I thought it was funny.
After watching one of the many reruns of last weeks episode I noticed that when Kristin got her new car, Roz had her extensions from winter formal still on. I remember reading something about someone saying that scene was out of order. Just thought someone might care that I noticed that.
Megs- Why would someone who has enough credits to graduate early drop out??? I mean if you have enough credits to graduate that means you dont even have to go ANYMORE…just wait till graduation day comes…that was a dumb comment…let me guess you have your GED??
Thanks Mandi, all of us at the Whal household agree with you that Jason’s brain damage is funny. Funnier still that his retardation, plus his fear of shaving, has made him a hunk on MTV. If we ever let him out of the cellar I’m sure he’d laugh too. Or drool. Most likely the latter. On a positive note, Jason will be attending college this year. He plans to enroll in Podunk U and major in watercolors.
I personally think Jason’s Sister is fuuuuuunny. And, by the way, I think her post was in response to Casey’s “cousin” posting. On a side note, I also attended Podunk U and majored in Playdoh Sculpting. Maybe you could hook me up with your brother, Jason’s Sister. Oh yeah, I’m retarded and fear shaving too.
Can we have a poll? Who’s dumber: Jason or Talan? On the Jason side: the boy cannot speak. I don’t care how pretty you are, you must speak. If not English at least some other language besides hairy. On the Talan side: he couldn’t graduate from a high school his parents probably paid a cool $100K to get him into. Could they not have shelled out a couple extra just so that everyone he met from now until eternity wouldn’t know he didn’t graduate high school?
Thanks Heart Jason’s Sister. I will totally set you up on a date with my brother Jason. He’s like a Monet. So beautiful to look at but you won’t get a lot out of him by talking to him. Also, you will have to take him to the bathroom as there are a few things he hasn’t figured out yet. Zipper, button fly, we’ve tried everything but nothing works.
B-side, I’m so glad that you caught onto the word of the week. I just wish they had flashed the word “random” on the bottom of the screen when people said it so we would know when to scream (Yes, that was a Pee-wee’ Playhouse reference.)
And I though the Jason’s sister post was so standard, same with Casey’s cousin. Wait, is standard good or bad? I’m trying to say it was funny, but I think I need to work on my Guna Lingo.
What about Ceddy’s horrendous choice of shoes that we got a clear view of in the “Cutie” scene? My 55-year old dad, who is in no way fashion conscious, would not even wear these shoes. Jason smokes Parliment Lights? Isn’t that an off brand? I’d be asking Grandpa J-Wahl for a decent cig allowance.
Wait!- I’m confused. Is LBH a private school?
They have to pay to go there? For some reason I thought it was a regular public school (no I am not kidding). Is it private?
MIR — Actually, for some reason Parliaments are what the kids are smoking these days. When I go to the bar, its what everyone in the 20-35 age bracket have. I cannot explain why.
its public
Jason traded up when he snagged LC, and it’s hilarious to watch Jessica (a very rude little girl) and Alex M. pretend otherwise.
Stephen has fattened a bit this season, but still looks very young.
Roz and her new honey are very cute. Let’s see them get the Star time for a change!
What’s Lo doing now?
Jason is definitely dumber. Talan is dumb, but he can at least hold a convo and talk to people without referring to them in the third person.
Why wouldn’t you smoke a Parliament? Make mine the P-Funk!
Jason and Cedric can affort to be openly gayish because Jason is so completely heterosexually successful. Isn’t that obvious?
I don’t understand why Talan isn’t the target of the gayness issues in the recaps, considering that he’s so blatantly gay that he leaves a lavender afterimage on the screen. I might add that I love the recaps and I love gay people, in case that was unclear.
Public School is so…standard.
maybe someone has already posted this but I found this pic of steven…. http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/102105_stephensmok.jpg
lol! SnoozySuzy, thank you! your comments seriously are hilarious.
But what if Cedric is actually straight? He’s screwed at this point! he’ll never get a gf now! haha… i know, the chances are slim, but you never know. Talan is a bit girly i suppose, now that you mention it… especially with the boy anthem song
It is only a matter of time that Cedric realizes that he can not be with Jason and starts dating Talan.
Did anyone else notice that Jason’s grandparents house was the biggest thing ever. If he is in line to to that inheritance than he doesn’t need to be able to speak, read, or write.
a friend emailed me this the other day in.
Some of you may have already seen this email that went around a couple of weeks ago about the seedy underbelly of MTV’s Laguna Beach, but if not…enjoy!
Courtney and I had dinner with one of the “writers” of MTV’s Laguna Beach last night. He said that the show is real but they definitely set up situations. Big surprise. As most of you remember last week the gang went to Cabo. I know that some of us thought it was weird that everyone was ignoring Jessica and hanging with Alex M. Here is some background. Before Cabo they showed Jessica meeting Jason at the golf course. They hung out all day and later that night they went to a party at Talan’s house. Talan was trying to pull a fast one and not invite the MTV producers to the party. At the party (while Jason is supposedly still dating Alex M) one of Alex M’s friends walked in on Jessica giving Jason head in the bathroom. The friend that walked in immediately called Alex M and tell her. Alex M and Taylor jump into Taylor’s car to go kick Jessica’s ass but get pulled over by the cops. Instead of playing it cool Taylor throws the fake id she has in her wallet into the back seat. The cops get suspicious and ask her what it was, do a search of the car, find the fake id, interrogate Alex M and get her to admit she has a fake id too. Cuff both of them and take them down to the station where MTV has to bail them out. So in one night Alex M found out that her boyfriend is a cheater and gets arrested.
The next day Kristen and her sidekick (I think that her name is Alex too?) anyway, they ask Jessica if she hooked with Jason and she totally denies everything. They later find out that she lied and that’s why they are upset with her in Cabo.
LC and Jason are currently f’ing. Apparently Jason is a total moron (another big surprise) but he gets any girl super sprung. He failed out of senior year of high school and is not working.
LC and Kristin are not enemies but also not bff. They are both trying to become famous so they are hanging in LA.
Deter is a camera whore. Anytime the producers put together a scene he tries to tag along to get face time.
MTV is hated around Laguna Beach. People that are not on the show are always throwing beer cans and stuff at the cameras.
MTV is currently are working on a spin off for next season with different characters.
Alex M. looked like she was a man when she was making fun of casey’s voice. Oh God she looked so nasty. Do STD’s make you uglier?
topika…only if you catch them from some random man-boy
I was in L.B. and I found this note on the beach. Just thought I would share some gossip with you all.
High Its me Jasen Walh. I am mad you mad at me. I am not sutpid. I am smrt. I am rick. $$$$. I have a car, its blue. It goes zoooooommmm. I L-O-V-E U 2. U can’t tell L.C. I see u soon. I learn how to use a bike and find u. Miss u Ced. From Me. P.S. how come u take pictuers of me when I sleep. U R Wierd. Buy Buy.
topika, haha… so, i dk why i am still awake right now… but that was entertaining. Def. the cedric taking pictures. too bad you didnt find a love note from Ced to Jason… now that would be hilarious
Lol, the thought of Talan having a music career is both sad and funny at the same time. The kid actually thinks he has talent… Reading the stuff he says about doing stuff with people that have some actual talent is really pathetic and shows what MTV does to kids these days, he’s so narcississtic that it’s pathetic.
With that said, I ask myself, why am I talking about him? Nobody gives a rat’s ass about him anyways. I guess it’s cuz it shows what kind of a retard he really is.
Is it me or has Deiter turned totally “random” with his latest couple of appearances? Like where does this kid come from, does he think he can actually sit out most of the season and still make a difference towards the end? Does he not realize Stephen is just using him to get the “scoop” from Jen?? That’s so totally standard.
Hasn’t this mongoloid realized yet that his 15 minutes of fame are up? I mean, only masters can pull off something like that…Sidekicks have NO right to make comebacks…NO RIGHT…NOT EVEN OUR BELOVED ROZ
Manda you are lucky I just happened to find a letter Cedric’s wrote to Jason.
Hello Lover,
I can’t wait until that dope party at L.C.’s crib on Halloween. I know you are telling people already that are you going as a Doctor but do u think anyone will catch on that we are going as a couple. My naughty nurse costume is wild. Think of the possibilities!!! On a more serious topic I am frustrated with our relationship. Frustrated means upset, angry, mad. I try to spice things up bye calling you cutie and cock teasing you about not wearing and clothes under my gown but you seem like you don’t care that much anymore and are more interested in L.C. I am not sorry for cuting her out of all of your pictures. I am your Boyfriend remember that. You don’t want anything to happen to you like in Fatal Attraction, DO YOU? I hate L.C! I hate L.C.! When I think of her I just want to pull my hair out.But usually I just cry into my teddy bear. AYYYYYYYYYY! I hate those two letters I hate them so much I will never use them again. I know you te** me it is just for the video *ameras but I think it might be turning into something more with her. I don’t want to *ose you. I got myse*f a great gift today. I know that since I am at *o**ege and you *ou*dn’t *ome with me *ause you fai*ed high s*hoo* we have spent a*ot of time apart. I spent my book money on a tattoo. I got a sweat tatty of you on my arm. Now wherever I go you wi** be with me forever. I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCH. Before I forget, I got ride of the pictures of you sleeping so you can’t have them back.
XOXOXOXOXO
HUGGS AND KISSES,
Cedric
Manda you are lucky I just happened to find a letter Cedric’s wrote to Jason.
Hello Lover,
I can’t wait until that dope party at L.C.’s crib on Halloween. I know you are telling people already that are you going as a Doctor but do u think anyone will catch on that we are going as a couple. My naughty nurse costume is wild. Think of the possibilities!!! On a more serious topic I am frustrated with our relationship. Frustrated means upset, angry, mad. I try to spice things up bye calling you cutie and cock teasing you about not wearing and clothes under my gown but you seem like you don’t care that much anymore and are more interested in L.C. I am not sorry for cuting her out of all of your pictures. I am your Boyfriend remember that. You don’t want anything to happen to you like in Fatal Attraction, DO YOU? I hate L.C! I hate L.C.! When I think of her I just want to pull my hair out.But usually I just cry into my teddy bear. AYYYYYYYYYY! I hate those two letters I hate them so much I will never use them again. I know you te** me it is just for the video *ameras but I think it might be turning into something more with her. I don’t want to *ose you. I got myse*f a great gift today. I know that since I am at *o**ege and you *ou*dn’t *ome with me *ause you fai*ed high s*hoo* we have spent a*ot of time apart. I spent my book money on a tattoo. I got a sweat tatty of you on my arm. Now wherever I go you wi** be with me forever. I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCH. Before I forget, I got ride of the pi*tures of you s*eeping so you *an’t have them ba*k.
XOXOXOXOXO
HUGGS AND KISSES,
*edri*
Kristin and Alex H did have a fall out. I just read that in some newspaper aticle in Seattle times or something like that. Alex H moved out of Kristin’s house and moved in with Alex M (Tay Tay’s best friend)
SnoozySuzy — good question about Talan and why his effeminate sides are not more scrutinized. I don’t know why that is. I think it’s because a) he has no confirmed sidekick to help the joke, and b) he simply has never been a totally interesting character. Jason’s dumb and inarticulate, but he’s oddly fascinating, especially in the way he treats women and how they treat him. As a result, he’s more often the target of commentary, and subsequently jokes as well.
LOL, you guys crack me up. I read this stuff when I am at work and I can’t help but laugh, and everyone just looks at me like I’m crazy.
I can’t wait till next episode. I wanna see the claws come out. I got my money on LC, jessica will just sit in the corner and cry like she did when Alex M. was going to kick her A$$.
If Alex has a rash down below, she should get some “Butt Paste” I use that when my son has diaper rash. I hear it works good for everything. It was on Oprah.
I think stephen gained some weight too. And he always looks like he just woke up. He was hot last season, but i don’t know about this season, sometimes he’s hot and others i’m just like “eh”.
I think Jason is just camera shy. I don’t think he is that dumb. Maybe a little, but I would be uncomfortable if I had to deal with personal issues on camera even though I signed up for it, it would still be a little uneasy.
As for Kristin, I would love to be her friend, she seems like someone who can have fun and be stupid and not care. I am equal between her and LC, I like them both.
I hate seeing the same things posted over and over again! argh! gimme some new gossip!
and Jen…take a chill pill…
Ok, how many myspace pages does Alex H have? Seriously, why would anyone fake a Laguna person? I feel like ive seen five of each person.
This show sucks. LC rules.
ok, so why does the eatle times write about Laguna Beach? isnt that paper based out of Washington??
i can’t get to the prez hilton site, can someone post what is there? I am going through withdrawel!!
thanks!!
Just wondering why so much info would be coming from the seattle times?? Are they just fascinated with the show as much as I am or something??
Just wondering why so much info would be coming from the seattle times?? Are they just fascinated with the show as much as I am or something??
I dont think perezhilton.com is working right now. i cant get on it either.
well…washington is next to california. Kristin was featured in the NY post a few weeks ago. The fact is, they are popular around the country so they will be in multiple newspapers.
Stephen’s weight gain and lack of mental luster this season must be due to his excessive bong hits!
I know that you are saying that Casey is a wanna-be (or soon to be) porn star. I don’t know if any one has posted this yet but here is Casey’s my space.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=30385030&Mytoken=86CBCD7E-8C6F-4A54-81FD21963D8D7492255941031
Now tell me those pictures don’t just reaffirm our beliefs.
Another great recap B-Side! But I cannot believe you missed the best quote of the show from your girl Roz… When Lisa gave her the graduation ring, Roz goes “Thanks Mommy, it’s REAL diamonds?!” She’s too cute, can we PLEASE get her a sidekick?
What’s Imelda’s problem this week? Can’t believe she served sandwiches over Casey-dillas… Sandwiches, that’s soooo Mission Viejo!
Amber, why is it so hard for people like you to understand that those myspace pages are FAKE!!
My sister’s, cousin’s, brother-in-law’s dog goes to the same groomer as Casey’s mom. Anyways, she shared that that Talan’s been laying low because he doesn’t want to leak the news that MTV plans to feature a season of MADE totally devoted to his transformation from chapped lip, high school drop-out to the next Gwen Steffani. They also confirmed that Cedric has keeping time with Talan in the aftermath of the JaLC union.
I personally think that Talan should try the route of Food Network. The spread he put together for Kristin looked damn good and there aren’t any young people with their own cooking show. Someone get me his agent on the phone. I think I am onto something here.
the myspaces sometimes have good pics, when they arent tagged, but the only one from the show with a real myspace is dieter. (aside from the music ones)
Hey Jen- total score for posting that link. Good stuff on that one. Especially the insight to why J-Wahl may not have walked the stage. Public intoxication, why am I not surprised?
I was laughing at Kristin’s desire to have a career like that of Cameran Diaz. I guess we should all dream big. Who knows? Perhaps that frying pan her dad gave her was made of magic, crystal titanium and every time she rubs it, a new opportunity will roll in.
I will be happy when those fortunate enough to be featured on a successful reality show accept the fact that no one is interested in seeing them play anyone other than themselves. Take Jessica Simpson for instance. Newlyweds had great ratings but Dukes of Hazzard stunk it up at the box office. The most these kids can look forward to is future commentary on one of VH1’s countdowns, (hey-maybe Stephen is packing it on so he can appear on a season of celebrity fit club?), or hosting a reality-reunion show on MTV (a’la Coral or the Miz). Which is more fame than most people see so they aren’t doing that bad but Kristin making 20 mil a movie? I don’t so it….
Amber~
Thats a fake myspace. Casey does not have one. All of those pics were taken from her website and are modeling pics for a spa which in Laguna.
Ok Dan, I was not concerned with the real or fakeness of the Casey myspace. I was commenting on the pictures. I could care less whether or not that my space is real. I just thought that the scandalis-ness of the pictures speak for themselves.
its true..obviously the pictures are real pictures…its just that someone stole them so they can pretend to be Casey..*how sad
I like kristin and all, but when she was trying to explain to Roz about the “end of the beginning” do you think she really knew what it meant or she was just saying she knew so just roz could look dumb on camera? Thats so funny. These girls crack me up
not to bring up more drama, but i was wondering if anyone agreed with me on this. is alex M not the biggest bitch of the show? why would she need to dissasociate herself from Casey, like its that horrible to imagine they were friends? that didnt make alex look any better, if that is what she was going for. it just made her look catty and mean.
Alikat
Since when is California next to Washington?
Professor Map
alex is a total douche bag, i cant stand her either.
WHAT are we gonna do when the season is over? how will we live? lol
we have to wait a long ass time to talk again!
Professor Map,
That’s found on the map they provide to kids that are on the 18-year plan only.
Found this Laguna dirt on Popsugar.com
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Anyway the more exciting news comes from an email so take it as seriously as you want but it’s fabulously great dirt. It’s about the pre-Cabo weekend and helps explains why everyone, even Kirstin, was against Jessica. Remember how pissed I was at Alex M for freaking out on Jessica. Well here’s the new info… you got to read this so
The email said:
XXXXX and I had dinner with one of the “writers� of MTV’s Laguna Beach last night. He said that the show is real but they definitely set up situations. Big surprise.
As most of you remember last week the gang went to Cabo. I know that some of us thought it was weird that everyone was ignoring Jessica and hanging with Alex M. Here is some background. Before Cabo they showed Jessica meeting Jason at the golf course. They hung out all day and later that night they went to a party at Talan’s house. Talan was trying to pull a fast one and not invite the MTV producers to the party. At the party (while Jason is supposedly still dating Alex M) one of Alex M’s friends walked in on Jessica giving Jason head in the bathroom. The friend that walked in immediately called Alex M and tell her. Alex M and Taylor jump into Taylor’s car to go kick Jessica’s ass but get pulled over by the cops. Instead of playing it cool Taylor throws the fake id she has in her wallet into the back seat. The cops get suspicious and ask her what it was, do a search of the car, find the fake id, interrogate Alex M and get her to admit she has a fake id too. Cuff both of them and take them down to the station where MTV has to bail them out. So in one night Alex M found out that her boyfriend is a cheater and gets arrested.
The next day Kristin and her sidekick (I think that her name is Alex too?) anyway, they ask Jessica if she hooked with Jason and she totally denies everything. They later find out that she lied and that’s why they are upset with her in Cabo.
Other fun facts from the email were:
LC and Jason are currently f’ing. Apparently Jason is a total moron (another big surprise) but he gets any girl super sprung. He failed out of senior year of high school and is not working.
LC and Kristin are not enemies but also not bff. They are both trying to become famous so they are hanging in LA.
Deter is a camera whore. Anytime the producers put together a scene he tries to tag along to get face time.
MTV is hated around Laguna Beach. People that are not on the show are always throwing beer cans and stuff at the cameras.
MTV is currently are working on a spin off for next season with different characters.
So this help explains why Jessica gave in and let Alex M walk all over her. Alex M got totally screwed over by Jessica but I still think they are all little bitches.
Another tidbit from thestencil.com:
Kristin is on this months 17 Magazine and also on the cover of next
month’s Rolling Stone “Hot Issue”. She is attending USC but has not
rushed.
Why do people keep posting old stuff on here? Then posting stuff that was posted already on here AND before???
“all-american institution”??? It’s TV, people.
I’m sorry, instead of saying its “next to it” I should have just said near it…i didnt exactly mean that Washington was literally next to California. They are in the same region. Gawd, ppl pick apart every little detail on here. Oh yea, im on the 18 year plan meanwhile I am a college graduate.
and stop posting that stupid thing “my friend had dinner with laguna writers” Enough already!
that email has been posted numerous times on every recap.Kristin did not go to USC, she went to Loyola and already dropped out. What was on the perezhilton website? I couldn’t find anything
Stop with the cattiness! WE are all supposed to rejoyce in our love for Laguna without attacking each other. Cant we all just get along???
seriously. we don’t need to read this same crap over and over again. if you find an LB article, keep it to yourself because the chances are overwhelming that it’s already been posted.
True that Alexis! I’m sick of it.
JLynn- I vaguely remember perez hilton saying something about Talan and his music career but for some reason the site isn’t working today, at least for me.
Ummm.. Alikat: Get a map.
“well…washington is next to california”
there’s actually this funny little state called oregon between us and WA.. i know.. i don’t like to talk about it either.. but we still can’t just pretend it’s not there.
Alikat, don’t be offended it was just a take off on the 18 year plan mentioned in the recap. Defintitely Guac – I’m like sooo not into cattiness. Let’s get back to Guna shall we biatches??
B-side I’m so glad to see you read some of this because you have a lot of fans. You are awesome!!
i read the perez hilton article yesterday. talan was at some function and spent the evening schmoozing up to J.C. Chasez from N’Stinks. The other attendees of the function were mostly has-been reality stars, The Miz, Andrew Firestone, etc.
um al…didn’t you read my other comment? sorry if i was misunderstood. i was trying to make a point about why Laguna would be mentioned in a state outside of california…thats all.
ok..kill me now.
I don’t know the “us” you’re talking about but im from NY so im sorry that I said something wrong about the “left coast”.
I wish that they would all become publicity whores like Paris Hilton, so we could get our Laguna Beach gossip fill everyday.
Talan’s sucha fag
I logged onto the website poster #88, Kristy posted. The one with all the quotes. I clicked on Jason’s name and it said his date of birth is March 24, 1978??? That has to be a misprint, right? Otherwise that makes him 27. But even if is was supposed to be ’88 it still only makes him 17. Somethings up, can someone explain? Is this why he wasn’t at graduation?
my favorite part of the Talan article:
“I just started dressing the way I wanted to dress. I started listening to rock. I changed and I didn’t care what people thought.”
Started listening to ROCK?!?!? Are we back in the 1950′s?
http://www.livejournal.com/users/princesscilla/139166.html
LOTS OF GUNA PICS HERE…
**** first time poster **** i read these recaps every week & they’re the greatest. i don’t care if ca is next to washington or not & i don’t care if you post the same “had lunch with the writers” article a zillion times… this is the only place i go to get my guna gossip… so please keep it coming
thanks and have a nice day
I just want to clarify that that girl is not me
!! It’s on her web site
Stolen from Kristy’s #88 post ~ Here is Jason trying to make the “Peace” sign but he just couldn’t remember how many fingers he had. Steven clacked for him 3 times telling him to put down 3 fingers and then clicked twice for 2 fingers up. Amazingly Ced got it, but Jason was puzzled:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/l1.jpg
HAHA..its not me either. Wow, this world has too many Allisons, Alisons and Alysons! Ali’s Unite!
I just looked on post #88 link and I see what you mean Jules. It says Jason was born in 1978. I don’t know who updated that thing but actually alot of the info is wrong. It’s actually sad that I know this but there are a whole bunch of quotes listed and LC was not in fact the one who said “the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole” that was Jen..wow im a loser..haha
LOL! noballs, your post about stephen clacking is hysterical!!!
unfortunately, I couldn’t open the link.
Alex M. left Alex H. a comment on her MySpace – I deciphered the P.S. line, and it says KRISTIN SUCKS!! (first letter from each word).
“alyhoooossyyy im sayin halooooosssyyyyy……these are the dayss of our lives…..lets get blacked out tonight yeyaaaaa…..erik and his lil pizza haha….u me erik and chris are gonna go to disneyland haha thats gonna be funnyyyy timess……with lil erik….long e gong a cong yong spong hong e rong e spong cong o mong e spong!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps. Kong rong i song tong i non song u cong kong song spong..hahaha spong will one day rule the world!!
Ok Ali..at first I didn’t know what you meant by “that girl is not me” but now I do…I thought you meant that you didn’t post it.
yea that girl didnt actually “meet them” like she said she did…well i guess she did but you cant know that they are actually nice or not.
me neither..
Alli- IO have never come across as many Ali’s Alison’s and so forth as I have on this board!!
Jules- maybe its supposed to read 1987 and they transposed the numbers. If it was 87 that would make him 18, which would sound about right.
hmm…what if jason was brought in as a “planted cast member”? something to think about:
1) what if jason WAS born in 1978? he does look 27.
2) he was “away at boarding school” last year.
3) he didn’t walk at graduation. well if he wasn’t really a student, that would explain it.
just something to think about.
Alli- Yeah I posted it, but it is not me in the picktures… I just fond her web site while I am hard at work… uh working?
wow, i am having typing issues today sorry!
Ali is the new Lauren (season I) or Alex (season 2)- reference to how everyone in Laguna has the same name…
Ok about those pictures that were posted when that girl met the cast…it really bothers me when I see “regular” people stalking “celebrities” so blatently like that. In all the pictures you can see all the camera phones and digital cameras in their faces. It just seems too pathetic to me. These are just regular people–yea I watch the show but I would not even treat actual superstars like that. I just don’t like giving them that satisfaction. also, its annoying.
HAHA Thats wicked funny! I like that!
Hey, I used to hate Alex but I am so over that. I actually think that she and Taylor’s friendship is more genuine than Kristin and her peeps (not that I doubt Ros’ loyalty to her masta but Kristin can be hella fake). I don’t blame her for disassociating herself from Casey-dilla. I wouldn’t want to be known as her friend either.
Good call Alikat.. I wouldnt either, these are just “average” teenages…
I kinda feel bad….
Its really funny, even though I know I am an educated person…I feel like when I write on here it always seems like some kind of stupid rant. I read it after and I’m just like…god, im dumb. I’m just not a good writer, it’s hard for me to get my point across. sorry yall’s (i hate that)!
For those of you who are really bored and can’t get enough of LB, log onto quizilla.com and take the quiz to see which Laguna kid you are. I’d tell you who I am but I don’t want anyone to hate me.
I love it when my boss is out of town.
Here’s an amusing little article I found. It’s not anything juicy or scandalous, but I know for sure it hasn’t been posted yet! (and if it has then I apologize in advance!) It’s just little article to keep us all amused while we patiently await next week’s episode. I’m sorry if anyone thinks it’s lame.
http://surfingthemag.com/news/surfing-pulse/laguna-beach-090105/
I’m just waiting for everyone to tell me that the article was totally random…
ok mommy..that has totally been posted before! shame on you!
Actually, i dont really know if it was but Ive seen it. Just kiddin!
That was totaly random anyways….
wow, im bored. only 15 minutes left of this hell that I call work!
really more standard than random.
I actually feel bad for all the normal people that live in Laguna…you know they are TOTALLY over it.
Kristin really needs to fire her stylist. Or hire one…
I would like to -straigten- things out. Morgan needs more camera time.
Deer Diary,
My name is Jason. I have a beerd. All the girls in LB think I’m cuuuute. This is good because I am not smart. Thank god I have money. Also, thank god I got good practice kissing Cedric so when girls kiss me they think I’m money. Also, I shoot hoops like a pansy. Also, thank god Cedric can write my diary entries for me because I cannot write. Also, I am retarded.
You know i don’t think these kids are “regular kids” I mean when i went to highschool, i sure as hell didn’t have MTV following me around.
And plus they’ve all moved to LA, and are trying to start careers, and it seems to me that they at this point and time are welcoming the stalkers, or any type of press they can get.
oh so you were one of those people putting their camera phones in their faces?
Too much free time on my hands, thanks for posting that. I’ve been trying to figure it out. I thought it might be what you said, but I sorta left it alone.
Jules~
Fun quiz… I’m a LO
Jules~
fun quiz… I’m a Lo!!
Here’s the link:
http://quizilla.com/users/hollaitsonell/quizzes/Which%20Laguna%20Beach%20Cast%20Member%20are%20you%3F/
OMG..i am Talan!
someone shoot me and put me out of everyone’s misery
I’m Trey.
Make that a female Trey.
Bang Bang !!
I’m Trey.
Make that a female Trey.
i’m lauren… LC that is.. noballs, nothin wrong w/ trey! he’s cool
Ugh, I’m Kristen. Blah.
noballs…i’ll trade you talan for trey.
I’m Lo…wait…doesn’t that make me a crack-whore? I better re-take that quiz!!
oops, I forgot, cocaine is her drug of choice…sorry about that Lo!
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/television/tvaddict.html
Jules,
i am curious now, who are you? i’m LC, so i guess that means i dont hate anyone, right? whateV… if you dont wanna post, its cool, but i’m bored and curious
No thanks Taz, I’ll stick with Trey. Sorry ~
that quiz was so standard
I’m a Lo. There are a couple of us Los here!
Holy crap, did anyone else get this? Who’s going??
BOOK SOUP SOUTH COAST PLAZA
3333 Bristol St.
Costa Mesa CA 92626
714.689.2665
Saturday, November 19th, 2pm
MTV Cast Members of The Real Orange County present and sign Laguna Beach
by Kathy Passero
This will be a TICKETED EVENT. When ordering, if you do not indicate in the SHIPPING REQUEST BOX that you are attending, a signed copy will be sent to you after the event and you will not have a place in line! Limit maximum 5 books per order. Limit one ticket per order, Regardless of number of books purchased. One ticket will admit two people to the line. Based on the hit MTV reality show, this fun guide lets fans get up Close and personal with the “cast,� revealing all the inside dish on their early years and their complete high school experience. Packed with exclusive material on each cast member. (MTV)
ok noballs…but talan COULD be the next ambiguously gay clay aiken.
B-Side.. when I think about you I touch myself !
I’m Lo to, I didn’t realize there would be so many LO’s on here. I thought she was kind of unpopular, plus in real life I am so not a LO. I am just glad I wasn’t a Jessica.
holy fucking shit! check this crap out:
http://www.myspace.com/tlcwildcat
so other than jeff posting a really annoying myspace/milkshake parody, theres an mp3 of alex m’s song “hello”
sounds pretty awesome if you know what i’m saying… check it
Ok I love laguna but not this much to…
http://cgi.ebay.com/LAGUNA-BEACH-MTV-HIGHSCHOOL-YEAR-BOOK-2005_W0QQitemZ4782045772QQcategoryZ201QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
B-Side – Hurricane Wilma knocked out my power, my phone and worse yet, my cable. Needless to say, I missed graduation but thanks to your recap, I am whole again. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!
LOL too obsessed i can’t imagine paying that much for an lb yearbook, especially if it wasn’t signed by any of the cast members.
lmao “Yay! Frying Pans!”
Okay, all you ‘Guna fans. I have never posted, but I’ve been a fan of this site since B-Side’s Aug.3rd post.
I think it’s great that I not only found a show to feel sooo guilty and wrong to be watching (I’m 35, married, 2 kids…WTF?!), but then to find this site, which brings me MORE guilty pleasure!! L-U-V IT!!!
You guys make me smile and definitely make the week between Mondays bearable.
B-Side, keep up the good work!! XOXOXO
I agree with post 247 we need a lot more Morgan S (she is a babe) and we could balance it out with a lot less Talan (he is a jackass). That way if Talan has a little time away from the camera it would give him the opportunity to study for his GED (good enough degree). What a loser.
Uhh…yeah! I’m a Kristin…standard =)
Only a total idiot/stalker would pay almost $500 for that yearbook! It made me feel better though. I realize now that I’m NOT that much of a freak to l-u-v these kids as much as I do. Obviously, there are others that are WAY worse than I.
LC & Jason are cute. I saw her on a TRL episode a few weeks ago. She said that her and Steph-EN will always be buds, and that there was someone else special she was seeing. Little did I know then it was J.Wahl! I think that LC is definitely in a class that Jessica and Alex M. weren’t. He gets all mushy with LC. You can see it in his eyes.
When I first started watching, I was totally into Stephen. He annoys me now with all his clicks & clacks (funny how Kristin can totally translate them, though. I wonder if he gave her a deciphering code before they started dating?). Like a couple of other posters, MAJOR hetro-girl crush on Kristin. Reminds me of me in h.s. =)…..
I totally have a hetero girl crush on Kristin too! Donkey voice and all.
I wonder how much a yearbook would go for if the cast signed it?
anyone who is a college student: alot of the laguna grads are on the facebook. (taylor, morgan, dieter, cedric…etc.)
I love looking at all the pictures, but I just saw 3 myspace pages for Taylor and 3 for Jessica. Its just too funny!
yeah the myspace fakers really creep me out, and the only Laguna person who has a real Facebook account is Casey, she mentioned it in an interview she did.
I have been reading these laguna posts for weeks now but told myself I would never post for a stupid mtv reality show. Well, I just couldn’t take it anymore – as this season comes to an end I figured I’d better jump in. I came across this pic – the body language says it all! Look who’s fighting over Jason!
http://community.webshots.com/photo/475528232/475532794xpWIIn
just have to say, b-side great posts and everyone who comments here (well, almost everyone) is hysterical!!!
hey it is Taylor who lives in the trailor. On the MTV website it says in the MTV profiles she lives w/ just her mom and lil sis. It’s her dad’s house shown on grad day. look at mtv profiles she doesn’t give the info on her parents professiion plus she drives the least “laguna” style car. who else agrees that Kristin should first hire stylist then an agent
Sorry for the spelling it’s my first time posting
**First time posting**
Thought you all would like this website, I just came across it and it has a bunch of Guna pics!
http://lagunahookup.blogspot.com/
Jstar, but didn’t we get a tour of Taylors house and stuff on MTV Overdrive and her mom was with her in her bedroom when she was getting ready for her date with talan, i don’t think it is her.
Is it me or does anyone else think that J.Wahl looks kinda cute in his yearbook picture?
LOL could you imagine stephen having sex and doing his little “click clacks”?That would be so standard! ” OOh baby click, harder baby clack” LOL just too funny!
Ok..whoever does those picture sites has wayyy too much time on their hands.
Kristen’s new bf is cuuuute!
luv_lb_nyc-the website isn’t working, unless it’s me. What is the pic of?
htpnk-its just some pictures of the cast at an event. Nothing too crazy.
Can we please get the comments up to 500 this time…just like last recap??
Did anyone see the previews for next week. MTV has a new one with more seens in it. It shows Jason and LC outside by his car and he says something like “I don’t know what to do.” It’s funny watching LC running away from him. I wonder what he does to make everything better, since we know that they are still together.
Thanks Guac. I thought it would be something major.
htpnnk – are you serious???
Does J Wahl actually cohesively string together a subject & verb aloud??
poor Cedric’s Master….. if he had conquered this skill sometime prior to this episode, he could have dazzled the Guna Tunas with his linguistic superiority instead of resorting to packing his pants with catnip.
Did anyone else notice the sarcastic tone that Alex M had at the peace bonfire? Hilarious! How it was a “wonderous” day, and how she and Casey were “friends forever,” yeah right! The whole thing was totally staged, and it was obvious that Alex M didn’t like it!
Did anyone else notice the sarcastic tone that Alex M had at the peace bonfire? Hilarious! How it was a “wonderous” day, and how she and Casey were “friends forever,” yeah right! The whole thing was totally staged, and it was obvious that Alex M didn’t like it!
I hat to admit it, but I think Jason is a Cutie. He actually looks a lot like my boyfriend.
I have friends who live in LA that work for Fox. I wonder if they ever met the Guna kids. I would be out on a plane in a heartbeat. not that I’m a stalker or anything, but they seem awesome to party with!
Yea-embarrassed. I actually read somewhere that MTV kind of forced Alex to become friends with Casey again.
–I hate to admit it but I think Jason is a cutie too htpnk…and he also reminds me of my boyfriend in a strange way.
yay…300!!!!
Does anyone know exactly how tall Roz is? She honestly looks like a giant in any scence she’s walking standing up around kristin.
OMG !
LagunaFan & htpnk both have boyfriends that remind them of jason……hmmmmmm
or are they both dating Jason?
LC?
Jessica?
is that you?
CAT FIGHT!!!!
God, Alex M. always looks like she never showers. Ah, no wonder she has a dirty vagina.
I don’t think that it is Taylor that lives in a trailer. We have seen her house several times. I have a hetero girl crush on Taylor. I think she’s very pretty.
My husband’s cousin reminds me of a skinnier Jason. He’s got the beard and all. He lives in Vermont though.
I don’t think that it is Taylor that lives in a trailer. We have seen her house several times. I have a hetero girl crush on Taylor. I think she’s very pretty.
My husband’s cousin reminds me of a skinnier Jason. He’s got the beard and all. He lives in Vermont though.
Sorry, didn’t mean to post twice.
Alex does always look dirty. Her hair looks long and nappy.
~ “Did anyone see the previews for next week. MTV has a new one with more seens in it. It shows Jason and LC outside by his car and he says something like “I don’t know what to do.” “~
htpnk ~ That’s not by his car that’s inside his house and he’s trying to figure out how to make toast.
LagunaFan, we have very good taste!
Emily, that’s exactly what I was talking about. Her hair looks so greasy. It’s pretty gross.
Diane:
Casey is not the only one who has an account on facebook. Taylor, Lo, Cedric, and Deiter are on the facebook as well. and you CANNOT fake a facebook account, all of those accounts are real.
HE IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE TOAST?
HAHAHAHA
Alex prolly has a smelly guna tuna because she loves asparagus!
Taylor is a cutie but her yearbook picture doesn’t do her justice..
I KNOW! That toast comment is totally making me laugh my ass off!! That comment was so great it was…standard? Loved it!
i think jessica’s friend emily is the one in the trailer
Glad to see the claws are back and in full force!
LOL Jessica…oops i mean htpnk…
luv…LC
why is there no sr. picture of Jessica anywhere?
I think it might be Emily who lives in the trailer. We have seen everyones house but hers. I was kinda startin to think it was Cedric, but we saw his house on the grad episode. so that only leaves Emily.
this may sound stupid, but I woldn’t put it past MTV to have whomever lives in the trailer pretend someone elses house is theirs while filming.
The trailer dweller is probably someone whose house was effected by the Laguna landslide. They probably lived in a nice house before the landslide.
I don’t know if I like the idea of being Jessica. I mean I don’t chew my mouth and get whiny when things don’t go my way.
LagunaFan-Is there anyone else I can be besides Jessica or Alex? I took the quiz and I was a Kristen. Did J-Wahl and Kristen ever hook up?
I did read somewhere that Kristen and Jason kissed but that was all they did. It said that evertone has kissed jason, but I don’t know who everyone includes!
I am a Kristin, and I would much rather be her then any of the other girls on the show. Although LC is totally growing on me, especially since it looks like she is standing up for herself in the next eppisode.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY. TOAST.
I LOVE THE WEBSITE THAT # 287 PUT UP! THATS THE BEST EVER! THANKS FOR FILLING MY CRAVING!
Did anyone see that one kid in the pictures of Talan and Cabara that kid that looks like Perdo from Napolean Dynamite?
Cute! Roz put “I still dont get it” on her myspace! (Re” # 125) Her BF is pretty Random! By that, I mean cute. Random is such a neat word, with so many uses.
It is wrong that I totally want to go to this book signing at South Coast Plaza on the 19th? My Husband would laugh his ass of at me. I tried to get him to go to that fahsion show thind they did in San Diego a while back, and he refused. He DOES like to go to South Coast Plaza now and again , though. We havent been in a long time ( Last time, we spotted Lo and her pal, Zack in Nordstroms) I could just be all random about it and be like “Babe, can we go to SCP today?” And he’s be like “Yeah, I guess” and then we’d get there, and I’d be like “OMG!! Laguna Kids are here???!!!” How RANDOM!!! Whoa, look I just happen to have a ticket! It could work.
Check out these photos:
http://community.webshots.com/user/laurenisqueen
Good ones embarrassed! At first I was thinking “Damn, are ALL the girls in the Guna named Alex or Lauren? Then I read her comment. THe little “Inside Joke” isnt to hard to decipher. Since this girl is clearly “team Kristen”
Embarrassed-you freakin rock! That just made my day at work! Thanks bunches!!!!
I have to say you guys totaly make my day at work go by sooo much faster. That is so standard!
so okay – stupid question, who are those people?
http://community.webshots.com/user/laurenisqueen
okay i totaly take that back the first group of pis i didnt get, now i know its the gunas… sorry!!!!
an ex-boyfriend of mine films laguna beach episodes. he started out with the osbournes and newlyweds.
i sure wish i gave him more a chance back then. lol.
lilu…that’s “booty call” worthy!
It is possible to fake facebook accounts. There are tons fake accounts of celebs on there. You register as yourself then edit all info once the account is created.
“Back at Casey’s mansion, our former beauty queen spurred her family on by emitting one of the oddest noises of her Laguna career”
This just in:
After much pondering and falling back on all my anthropological studies, I have concluded this alleged noise is more than just that. It has now been concluded to be more than a mere noise, but actual vocalization of real words. My colleagues and I have determined the subject to be uttering “Okay, bye!”. When broken down in syllabary form, it can be read as “Nnnkay, byyy-eeee!”. The nature of the subject’s high pitched vocalization made it quite hard to decifer, but years worth of practice, research and study with other anthropology linguists yeilded this amazing discovery.
Next time, we look into the deep hidden meanings of Stephen’s now infamous clicks and clacks. Will get back to you all after a seminar to examine this extraordinary linguistic pattern.
HAHAHA!
I heart Tvgasm and Laguna! They are so standardly random!
Lilu dated a camera man?
Who’d have ever imagined “She Who Drives That Which Shall Not Be Named, but Is WAAAAAAY Cooler Than A BMW” would date a union employee.
how noble
HAAAA !
too funny ktbaby!
KTbaby decifering NnnKay, byyy-eee! is one thing but to decifer clicks and clacks that is a whole new level. Good luck with that.
Old Enuf 2 Knw Better #337 maybe the funniest post yet
Hahaha….”Casey-dilla”!!! That cracked me up. Keep doing the re-caps!
For the record, my client does not have a smelly cooch. Anyone claiming otherwise should expect summons papers.
I would love to inform all of you insane people, that my neice does not live in a trailer nor has she ever lived in one. My daughter comes to this website all of the time and told me about what is being said. I cannot believe grown adults actually waste their time all day and write in about a TV show on MTV.There are far more important things that are going on in this world rather than gossip all day about a bunch of teenagers! Get a life!!
um…taylor’s aunt…you are a grown adult…and your are writing in about a tv show on MTV.
and this makes you better than us…how exactly?
Hey taylor’s aunt, relax. We know that there are only trailer parks in Mission Viejo. And thank you for your valuable contribution to this site, where adults gossip about teenagers. Standard.
Ewwwwww……what the hell is up with that? Taylor’s aunt GO AWAY. Obviously you go on here too all day, or else you wouldn’t know what was said about your niece. Go back to your trailer park and leave us alone!
Okay, now someone is trying to auction off an actual prom picture of Kristen and Stephen for $400!! Who would spend that much money on that?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayISAPI.dllviewitem&item=6221114296&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%AIT&rd=1
Sorry heres the correct one:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?viewitem&item=6221114296&rd=1sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%AIT&rd=1
Taylor’s aunt?! wtf? RANDOM!! but i find Alex’s cooch dr way more interesting lol.
LOL Taz, LBB and Old Enough–you are so funny:)
Taylor’s aunt–I don’t believe you…if you were taylor’s aunt why would you waste your time reading posts that slam your niece? Since Taylor signed up for the show, she opened herself up to commentary, good or bad. If you can’t grasp that concept, then just go to a different website. Why waste your time pretending to be someone you are not? Get a life! Oh by the way–if you are really Taylor’s aunt, how many cars do you have parked in your front lawn? And how many of those cars actually run? Oh yeah…tell Taylor that just because she is bitter at LC for being 100 times prettier than she is doesn’t mean that she should take it out on us LB fans. WE are the reason your niece is having her 15 minutes of fame.
Obviously LBB, you don’t know how to read because I did write that my daughter visits this website. Take a reading class then get back to me!!
Nicole, honestly, SHUT UP!! You are a complete loser!! You’re probably an old, fat 40 year old who is trying to live vicariously through these kids!!
which would be kind of like the parents we see on the show (re post #352)
LOL thats funny…actually I am 22 years old, 5’10″ and weigh about 145 lbs. If you read my previous posts on other LB episodes, you would know that I am still in college.But you can think whatever you want. I really don’t care. And before you came on this site and insulted my fellow LB fans, I had never said one mean thing about Taylor. However, after your bitchy comments, I will definitely start. And don’t be sore about LC being prettier than Taylor–Kristin is prettier than your niece, too. So is Jason, for that matter…his cheekbones are much more refined.
OK…so anymore random laguna relatives want to make any standard remarks?
LOL at cattyshack! (#353)
I am being abused of!! someone call 911!
um… Auntie
re: post # 352, that would be ME, doll.
But keep ‘em comin.
I’m laughin so hard I dropped my bucket o’ chicken
LOL Old Enuf care to share any? I’m hungry:)
LOL old enuf.
Since we’re on the topic of Taylor….
Did anyone crack up during the ep when Alex was explaining how Casey invited all of them over for the peace luncheon, and Alex says “What was I supposed to say, no?” and Taylor gives her this look like….”Uh yeah you were…don’t you remember the hygiene rumor?” I seriously cracked up.
And I crack up at all the randomly standard comments from everyone on this board. I love coming here for my “LB support group.” We are all addicts….we’ve gotten past the first step of our 12-step program. I’m not looking forward to making a list of people I may have hurt because of my addiction, and then having to apologize to them. =)
Ok, i don’t really remember anyone bashing Taylor on here really..she has been pretty much left alone so I don’t know why a fake aunt would try to defend her out of anyone.
By the way, when I got home today i rewound the previews for next week when I saw them on tv and the girl who sat on Jason is without a doubt jessica…for those who doubted it.
nicole,
not that i have anything against you, but LOL! isnt that the 2nd relative of an LB cast member to directly tell you off! sry, i think thats funny!
Going for 400!!!
Comments since my last post…
*LOL at pic of J.Wahl as the cream filling! Did any of you see the other links? The pics of Kristin & Brody are cute. HE is a H.O.T.T.I.E. (in the same way K is a P.I.M.P.)The puppy is the french bulldog he bought her. Everyone…”Ahhhhhhh!!!”
*My vote is Emily for our trailer park girl. Everyone is right. We’ve seen Taylor’s house ALOT (before date with Talan, packing for Cabo, grad night). Plus, I think when they captioned her “Dad”, it read “Step-Dad”, or so I remember it. Oh darn! A reason to rewatch =)
*LMAO!!! Stephen: “Ohh!Ohhh!!!YESSSS!!! I’M going to *CLICK*CLACK*!!!!
*2nd that on the booty-call, Lilu
*KTbaby, you rock!
*GOOD one cattyshack! (#353)
Going for 400!!!
Comments since my last post…
*LOL at pic of J.Wahl as the cream filling! Did any of you see the other links? The pics of Kristin & Brody are cute. HE is a H.O.T.T.I.E. (in the same way K is a P.I.M.P.)The puppy is the french bulldog he bought her. Everyone…”Ahhhhhhh!!!”
*My vote is Emily for our trailer park girl. Everyone is right. We’ve seen Taylor’s house ALOT (before date with Talan, packing for Cabo, grad night). Plus, I think when they captioned her “Dad”, it read “Step-Dad”, or so I remember it. Oh darn! A reason to rewatch =)
*LMAO!!! Stephen: “Ohh!Ohhh!!!YESSSS!!! I’M going to *CLICK*CLACK*!!!!
*2nd that on the booty-call, Lilu
*KTbaby, you rock!
*GOOD one cattyshack! (#353)
OOPS!! Sorry…Stupid computer…
Yup…just rewatched. When Taylor is receiving her grad prez, a necklace, the caption reads, “Ken: Taylor’s Step-Dad”
Has anyone read the new post B-side put up? The LB awards? Too funny!
i KNEW jason was gay!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/348/1706/400/img048.jpg
JLynn:
Again, you CANNOT fake facebook accounts. Sure, there are a lot of people who pretend to be celebrities, but they cannot be considered “fakers” because everybody’s real identity is given away in their school e-mail address. No matter what fake name you give yourself on your profile page it always displays your school e-mail address. And you can’t fake a school e-mail address. School e-mail addresses are assigned by the school and based on your legal name.
Sadie…Did you mean Cedric? Looks like him, not Jason???
The pics in #330 were taken by Roz’s sister! Definitely more fortunate than Jessica’s sister…
LOL Manda yup its the second pretend LB family member to tell me off. I just don’t understand why they would try to act like they were a family member. And if they really are a family member, why would they waste their time going onto boards and complaining about what we say about their relative? Especially “Taylor’s Aunt”. Why would she waste her time responding to harmless commentary about the POSSIBLITY that Taylor lives in a trailer? Making fun of the cast of LB is what this site is known for and why it makes it so fun:)
yes, i meant cedric…heh
SORRY!!
taylor doesn’t live in a trailor either chicky.
This may or may not be Jessica’s sisters myspace but whatever she sure looks like the girl from this week’s episiode
http://www.myspace.com/dianas_space
jessica’s: http://www.myspace.com/jessmith915
real/fake myspace? you judge
jessica looks really, really pretty in all her pictures
i have no clue how she can say that kristin is prettier than her. she is beautiful and a hotter body but that’s just my opinion and very photogenic. now don’t jump down my back for stating my opinion. you guys have a great weekend!
SO Impressed that Taylor’s Aunt (so called adult) reads our reactions to the one opportuntity that got her “niece” out of the trailor park.
This recap was my (OMG) total favorite. Thanks for the laughs. Every week I wish there was someone I could explain how awesome you and your recaps are, but alas, I end up laughing to myself like a maniac. Oh well…it’s better that way. Thanks!
Does everyone keep spelling trailer “T-R-A-I-L-O-R” cause they think Taylor lives in the trailer park? Anyhoo, I just wanted to thank all of you guys for making these posts better every week. B-Side is our king and we are merely his subjects.
As far as the fake myspaces and fake relatives…quit wasting our time and just post fake pictures and fake rumors…..those are far more entertaining.
as for the fake “my space” pages. . . i think some of them are real! i was searching for some of the cast members a couple of months ago and I ran across their pages. At first I was skeptical, after all their is quite a few of them. I started out with “Cami” then branched out with alex and taylor. I read all of their testimonals and was kinda questioning it. (The testimonals talked about Alex going to Spain and Tay misses her bigime). But like 2 months later when I was watching the graduation ep. it was true. Alex going to spain and all. Taylor & alex kept in touch thru the testimonials. So yeah that is my take on it. I think cami’s page is real so far.
DESPERATELY SEEKING ANY and ALL LAGUNA BEACH CAST FAMILY MEMBERS for proposed RELATIONS’ REVELATIONS REUNION TOUR ,,,avuncular anecdotes, secrets of step siblings and even clueless cousins will be part of the festivities IF enough hanger oners apply. CREDENTIALS A MUST ,ALL APPLICANTS must submit to a drug screening to be held at the TRAILER PARK AT YOU KNOW WHO’S HOUSE.Prizes awarded for the best/scariest baby picture.(RUMOR has it this is going to be a run off between JWAHL and CASEYDILLA)Donations appreciated proceeds will go to all the misplaced pool boys affected by the recent landsldes.Be amoung the 1st 5oo posers to reply for a slim to none chance at winning a drive by tour of Mission Viego in the car without a roof(chauffered by… any FRIEND OF .. your choice )
If Jason and LC are together still, I bet Jessica feels like a huge loser for making those comments about how they aren’t going to last. i feel so sorry for jessica, such a pretty girl you wouldn’t expect to have such low self esteem. I guess its hard when Kristin is your master.
Is it possible to be Team Kristin and Team LC, because I like them both. Please don’t make me choose.
novel #380
FRIGGIN’ HILARIOUS !!!!
Jen:
Although this is irrelevant now, i understand you have to have a college email to start a facebook account. However, once the account has been created you can pretend you are someone else and hide your email address. there are currently LC’s and Kristin’s From Iowa, Kennesaw, Oregona dn other random schools. My point was these are not their facebook accounts considering we know that most of them aren’t even in college. Casey’s is real though and 1st season Morgan has one for BYU. I was just saying people fake these like they do the myspace and Xanga accounts.
you are probably right Jlynn..
JLynn:
Well you are right except for the simple fact that you cannot hide your e-mail address. That means you can easily tell if someone is pretending or not.
Man, i guess this means that the Burger King guy and Bob Barker are really at my school, and wanted to be my friend.
LOL!
Can’t wait for tonite bitches!!!
Facebook is so stupid anyway….it says that you have the option to register even if you are alumni…but don’t they take away your official school e-mail address when you graduate? I don’t have my e-mail anymore so how would I register?
That Jessica Myspace is real. I got it off Cami’s page. Which is where Alalex both are. If you read the comments she interested in some guy in SF named Scottie.
Can’t wait for tonight.
A lot of people hide their email address on facebook and it is possible on options. I don’t display mine so that no random people can send me spam and stuff. Apparently kristin goes to Kennesaw with me!
You people are MORONS.
go to privacy options and look what it says under “who can see my contact info?”:
“People who cannot see your profile will never see your contact info. Anyone who can see your profile can see the email address you registered your account with.”
And to the person asking how alumni can register. You assume that universities take away e-mail accounts when students graduate. That is not true. Universities allow people to hold on to their accounts usually for a period of a few months after they graduate and THEN they even offer lifetime accounts by either offering a forwarding service for all mail sent to their student account or by giving them a special alumni account (john.doe@uva.alumni.edu for example) which is also valid with facebook. But obviously if you graduated 10 years ago you wouldnt be able to get an account.
well i didnt graduate ten years ago..i graduated in ’03, therefore, i do not have my school e-mail address anymore. oh well, i dont really want it anyway..i was just wondering about that.
ps-you need to chill out.
ps-even if this Jessica’s myspace account was a valid one..i can’t get on it anymore. maybe she realized that people found her out? haha.
sorry for the frequent posting but nevermind on my last post..i guess my computer was having issues earlier. Yea, it could be her site. Who really knows though……….
i just heard kristens kiss interview, she is so lame ! lol
she was in bed with brody, how cute. i cant paste the link i found it on dammit!!!
woohoo 4 tonight!! cant wait
I was looking at myspaces the other day and I saw 3 for Jessica and 3 for Taylor. I don’t know which are real and which are fake.
what interview are you talking about?? (#397)
#400!!!!!
Well this will show that I’m pretty bored at work today.
I was searching for Laguna gossip and i thought this was pretty funny. On this site from MSN it lists the stars of the show..there is one person I didn’t recognize–Laurie Conrad? Who’s that? when you click on Laurie Conrad it goes to “The art of exotic dancing for everyday women”. Does this mean that LC’s relative has a striptease workout video?? HAHA
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=586794&mp=m&#Cast
I found the interview #397 was taling about. Here’s the link
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4081344.html
Thanks!
No problem! I can’t get enough of the Laguna gossip.
ME NEITHER!! I love it! It’s like a sickness!!
It really is. I need help
Just listened to Kristen’s interview with Seacrest. God, Seacrest is so gay…did you hear how excited he got when he found out Brody Jenner was there in bed?
LOL hey guys I also watch the show Prison Break and I was reading TVgasm’s recap of it and it disses us LB fans! It says “(Ooooh, literary references AND political zingers! Now we’re totally rid of the Laguna Crew!)” LOL BSide on your next review you should say something about that show, since they are talking trash!:)
Just a question, What happened to the old LC? Is it just me or did the LC from season one ever coo? No, she didn’t. This season she’s turned into this Casey-ite. There must be something in that San Fran water.
Bee,
Are you referring to LC’s singsong voice? If so, I agree, it seems to be something new to this season. But if you notice, she mostly does it when she’s being swept off her feet by a guy (i.e., Jason). Last year, she did not have a guy being so attentive to her and probably had no reason to “coo.� I know some people are a little turned off by it, but quite frankly, after the rough (albeit unintentional) treatment she received by Stephen all of last season and part of this one, she deserves to sing a happy little tune!
Did u guys know that dieter suffered depression and substance abuse over his break-up with jessica
Ok just saw the new episode and OMG sooo glad lc took a stand. jason and jessica deserve each other…their both liars and make good cheaters
omg, did anyone get a look at jessica’s nasty ass feet in the beginning? ugh!
Christin is getting punk’d on the new season of Punk’d. How random is that?
Kinda figured one of the Guna kids would be since it’s good PR for MTV.
And OMG what a jerk Jason is! He’s like a Scott Peterson in his younger years. I’ve lost all respect for LC since she’s obviously still with Jason from all the photos of them together floating around. How could she possible want to be with a tool like that after seeing this episode?? What is wrong with these Laguna girls? I’m beginning to think Christin has the right attitude, don’t get emotionally attached and screw with their heads before they screw yours
Cindi,
I was thinking that too but then I thought– what if last night was her first time seeing the episode too??? I mean she said she saw them kiss in person but I don’t think she saw:
1. When Jason clearly grabbed Jessica around the waist and pulled her back down onto his lap.
2. When Jason grabbed Jessica’s face to kiss her and say I still care about you, etc and then kiss some more and then walk off holding hands around the corner to where they did Lord knows what!!
But then again maybe she forgave him because he was CLEARLY (atleast to me) drunk or high in last night’s episode.
I don’t know– today may be the real beginning of the end (or the end of the beginning?) for the two love birds…
agreed zing, i too thought he was ripped his words were slurred and his eyes were glazey. one of the better episodes,at least the best part wasn’t the previews!
i wish there was more behind the scenes on the parents of these gunas. it would be a blast to watch them watch their little off spring on tv….and to know what the relationships are now with their kids and their 15-20 minutes of fame!
Blake = Old friend from Barrington High School in the ‘burbs of Chicago(Kristin used to go there…err…here ’cause I go there too)
Blake was in my ceramics class last year! Wooooo hahaha
The new LC-sidekick – Heidi. I went to High School with her . . . while she was there. The reason the concept of a ‘convertible’ was so strange to her little blonde mind was becasue she DIDN’T go to school until she was 18 like the rest of us.
Little miss Heidi dropped out and got her GED: Good Enough Diploma. Now she’s flaunting her smarts on TV. Way to go Hides.
I like Kristin but how dare she kiss her own best friend Jessica’s crush “Jeff”. She made me think of her differently after that scene. I love the fact that karma is a *****… because Jason always mess with girls head and now he will get dump by LC. She made him head over heels “GO LC”… He messed with the wrong girl. Kristin is full of herself but she’s entertaining & not boring though.
stephen is hottt
this season finale sucked! all it was was kristin crying! i am excited about LC’s new show “The Hills” but i’m not so sure bout LB 3! the girls look even bitchier and the guys all look like they are on steroids!!!
Wow, I really enjoyed reading your colomn… So funny!