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Thursday, November 10, 2005
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On Monday night, MTV aired the second-to-last episode of Laguna Beach, which meant it was one of the final chances to see our favorite high schoolers muse on such hallowed subjects as fidelity, loyalty, and of course, bruschetta. Sigh. Coming off last week’s drama-filled installment of the ‘Guna, this latest show was a bit, uh, lackluster, but that’s not to say it was any less amusing. After all, everyone was atwitter in the wake of JasonGate 2005. This was like bigger than the landslide! I’m only sorry that my jury duty kept me away for so long!As the show opened, we were once again shocked to see that Kristin, Alex H. and Jessica were nowhere to be found. Instead, we were treated to a different trio as LC sat around with loyal sidekicks Dieter (or the D-Man as I like to call him) and Jen, who lately seems to look like the bizarre love child of Ashlee Simpson and the color orange. With everyone heading off to college (READ: moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting careers and various traffic incidents with Paris Hilton), LC felt it would be important to throw yet another party to celebrate the end of summer, and quite possibly their fourteenth minute of fame. But what would the party be like? LC already threw a killer pool party a few weeks ago. Man, this is tough. Wait! Dieter has an idea!
“You know what my dream of the night would be?” he asked. I don’t know what your dream of the night would be, but DO TELL!
“I want everyone here, we’ll get a bunch of cool food and like–” Dieter started before LC suddenly blurted out, “No, no. This is what it’s going to be.” Hey, you just interrupted Dieter’s DREAM NIGHT! Show some respect, bitch. Ah, but it was too late. LC had the floor: “We’re all gonna get dressed up.” Yay! It’s like the Black & White party, but less confusing! Keep in mind that “dressing up” for the Laguna kids means wearing a t-shirt with one tacky pattern, not three.
Of course, any good party depends on the guest list, and when Dieter joked that LC should invite Jessica and Jason, she immediately balked, “Are you insane? Why would I ever invite that girl?” Uh, something I like to call “ratings.” But then Dieter suggested that LC should invite Kristin because allegedly, she’s “mellowed out” a lot. “Whatever, I’m so over it,” LC replied, indicating she was willing to bury the hatchet. “We’re gonna be living in the same town. L.A. is such a small town,” she added. You know, technically, you’ve been living in the same town already. And I’d like to wager that Laguna Beach really is a small town. But that’s okay, LC. You can’t be on top of your game all the time. You probably lost a few brain cells from that time when Jen used bronzer instead of frosting on those cupcakes. Okay, that never happened; although, I’m sure Jen would incorporate bronzer into every meal if it were edible — assuming she eats.
After the credits, we saw this week’s ominous episode title: “Nothing more to say.” I would assume that’s in reference to Jason, but considering he’s never had anything to say in the first place, I’ll just let it slide. And speaking of Jason, we found our Casanova wunderkind licking his wounds in the deep recesses of Talan’s garden (and no, that was not a euphemism for gay sex). The newly-single guy was firmly ensconced in a deck chair when Talan appeared by his side carrying a dainty tray of pastries and baked goods from the hearth of one Charlene Torriero. “Gucci! What are these?” asked Jason. Not really sure what he meant by “Gucci,” and honestly, with all the mumbling and bird tweeting, I’m not even positive he even said “Gucci.” Sometimes my Jason-to-English translation capacity just isn’t expansive enough. So standard.
Nevertheless, with tasty treats consumed and enjoyed by all, it was time for Talan to don his Dr. Phil hat and cure Jason of all the heartache and woes that plagued his hirsute noggin. “You lost the love of your life,” said a jokey Talan with his usual sly smile.
“Dude, it sucks ’cause like I really liked her. And like it wasn’t supposed to happen like that. Like, I wanted to f*ckin’ marry the chick,” said Jason, clearly in a world of hurt. Or actually, more like a world of haze and bubble letters, but that’s besides the point. Luckily, Dr. Talan had the prescription for romantic resolution. He suggested that Jason call up LC and say, “Look LC, I need you to talk to me, but I need to literally sit down and have a person-to-person conversation, but you need to talk to me. I’ll meet you anywhere, anytime, but I want to talk to you.” This was then followed by Jason giving his patented blank stare. Looks like Talan overloaded the system. Too… many… words…
Elsewhere in The ‘Guna, Kristin and her typical posse of Jessica and Roz (or Alex H. — I call her Roz because I think she looks like Roz from Frasier) cavorted on the beach, once again providing the ultimate nexus of Laguna icons: gossip and sunshine. The hot topic of the day was of course Jessica’s scandalous smooch with Jason, an act that caused the normally reserved Roz to shove her friend and snap, “I can’t believe you kissed Jason!” This unsurprisingly led to a litany of self-deluded comments from Jessica, culminating in “It’s not like I went and pursued him.” She then added, “I never seek him out. I mean, yeah, I attached a GPS device under his skin so I could monitor his every move, but whatever. That’s hardly pursuing. I like to think of it more as Friendship Control.” And with that, a beeper went off in Jessica’s purse, causing her to yell, “HE’S LEFT WAHOO’S FISH TACOS! UPDATE THE LOG! UPDATE THE LOG!”
Meanwhile, over at Taylor’s house (or was it Alex’s? Or Morgan’s? Sorry, I don’t keep an eagle eye on the boring group — or BlandCamp, as I now officially term them) — anyway, where was I? Oh yes, so Morgan, Taylor, and Alex M. all got together and did what they do best: linger in a kitchen and make mildly bitter, mildly interesting, and mildly spacey comments about the world around them. And in this case, the world around them was LC’s party. Basically, they were excited for it. And that’s about it. Another great visit with the gals!
Speaking of the big bash, we then returned to Lauren Conrad as she set up her catered party and nearly lit herself on fire in the process. Now THAT would have been an episode. Eventually, her crew filed in, starting with the prodigal sidekick Lo. You’d think Lo’s return would be greeted with similar pomp and circumstance as earlier in the season, but apparently, with the tag-team sidekick duo of Heidi and Jen in place, Lo’s relevance to the Laguna community has been understandably diminished. Maybe that’s why she dropped her typical Cali-teenybopper stylings for the more matronly 1974-Candace-Bergin look. Nevertheless, Lo was soon followed by all sorts of people like dearest Cedric as well as Talan, Dieter, and of course, Stephen, who kicked things off by declaring, “The Pahhty has arrived!” Also arriving: awkward beeps, whistles, and purrs. Yes, it only took about three seconds before Stephen unleashed his usual cavalry of R2D2 sounds as he whirred some high-pitched noise upon sitting down next to LC. I think it’s time for Stephen to visit the local Tourette’s specialist.
Well, this party may have been all nice and pleasant, but it didn’t kick into high gear until the dainty catering arrived. And like me, Cedric was first at the buffet table. Wow, he was really starving. Doesn’t Jason feed him? As famished as he may have been, Ceddy still showed some class as he let hostess LC pluck some skewers off the table ahead of him. “Oh, you go first, love,” he said, quietly assuming his normal role in life: #2.
Soon the air was filled with accolades directed at LC. “Lauren, what a great party! Thank you!” lauded one skewer-happy guest.
“I love your bruschetta!” said someone else, possibly Talan. How did this show suddenly turn into the last two minutes of Everyday Italian?
With everyone loosened up by the intoxicating spell of delicious bruschetta (not to mention the mysterious liquid in their red, plastic cups), conversation began to flow freely, and soon everyone was babbling about everything. Alex congratulated Talan on his epic band performance at the landslide benefit while Taylor had a small powwow with LC about that dawg, Jason. “Boys suck,” declared LC, one step closer to the wonderful world of the Indigo Girls.
Meanwhile, huddled on a bed and doing nothing in particular were Kristin, Roz, and Jessica. Debate was in the air as the girls wondered whether or not Kristin should actually accept LC’s invitation and drop by the party. It seemed as though she was going to pass on the whole affair, but we could all see Roz had a hankering to go; so the girls — minus Jessica, natch — resolved to simply stop in, with the stipulation that when Kristin wanted to leave, they’d jet. As if Kristin would ever wait around for Roz…
Over at LC’s party, Stephen spoke to his ex on the phone, once again employing a variety of strange accents and inflections. The sound du jour was cockney as he hung up with Kristin by saying, “Awl Roight!” Eventually, Kristin and Roz pulled up into LC’s driveway, their hearts beating with the sort of dread and nervousness usually reserved for political hostages. “I’m nervous for you, but I didn’t want to say anything,” Roz admitted. Way to not say anything, ROZ.
Well, the two girls finally entered the Conrad domain and were instantly embarrassed that they were the only ones not dressed up for the “dressy party.” But like most teenage girls, they simply channeled their insecurity and self-consciousness into unadulterated catiness. Kristin and Roz completely ignored LC and instead formed a small clique with Stephen away from everyone else. You know what that means: sideways glances, muttered disapproval, and dismissive declarations of “Whatever.”
In the end Kristin and Roz departed with Stephen in toe, clearly taking whatever momentum this bruschetta-fest had left. That’s okay though because LC then revealed to her friends that this night had been the most relaxing night for her in a long time. And let’s face it: when you’re 19, living in a palatial mansion, not in school, barely working, and spending your afternoons shopping and tanning, things can get pretty stressful.
The next day, there was the typical party recap by Kristin as she told all the not-so-sordid details to Jessica. It wasn’t an entirely stimulating scene, so instead we moved over to LC who was shopping with Heidi and Jen. Sensing that their master was in low spirits, the girls revealed a personal mantra that may or may not have been stolen from Sex in the City: “When in doubt, shoe it out!” Sadly, a runaway train did not burst through the boutique and kill these girls at that second.
As the gals shopped, Jen piped up with a little piece of gossip: “You know what Jason said to me?” No, but do tell, oh Tantastic One! “He was devastated,” she said, clearly lying — Jason could never grapple the syllable-heavy word “devastated.”
Nevertheless, we then found the devastated Jason sitting on his front doorstep, apparently banished from his own house as well. And guess who was coming over? Jessica! Yay! Anyway, Jason sat quietly amongst some yellow flowers and butterflies, birds chirping all around. It was kind of like the Jane Austen version of Laguna Beach. This pastoral moment was interrupted, however, with the arrival of Jessica, which meant one thing: awkward conversation. The two talked about heading to Los Angeles, the Harvard of starry-eyed high school dropouts, and Jessica asked, “Excited?”
(Long pause)
Jason: “Yup yup yup.”
(Long pause)
Jessica then asked, “How’s Lauren?” Jason didn’t even bother verbalizing his thoughts. Instead, he made a quiet, imperceptible noise that sounded like a cross between a gulp and a mumble. To hear it, just click here. Jessica, meanwhile, could not believe that Lauren had become so unhinged over the whole situation. “It’s amazing that something like that little can like… whatever,” Jessica complained. Yeah — something that little. Jason just, you know, kissed his ex-girlfriend. I don’t know why LC was so sensitive about that. I’m sure Jessica would never have freaked out. I mean, yeah, she probably would have slit some throats, boiled a few bunnies, and maybe even resorted to voodoo, but c’mon. Who doesn’t?
Will Emma Thompson be joining you for tea, Jason?
The conversation became slightly more lively when Jason and Jessica each accused each other of starting the infamous kiss, and surprisingly, these great masters of debate could not reach a conclusion, which meant another somber drift into awkward silence. The scene finally ended with Jessica rising to leave and saying, “Good luck with… life.” It was a surprise move, considering we all expected her to say, “Okay, I gotta go now. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! PLEASE!! YOU CAN CALL ME LC! I’LL WEAR A BLONDE WIG!!! I PROMISE!!”
And speaking of LC, the show ended with Jason taking a trip over to her house to talk about “things.” Unfortunately, the convo would have to take place outside, on account of LC’s dad imposing a strict anti-Jason ban. Anyway, the cheatin’ bastard arrived at the mansion in his BMW, which had me mildly disappointed. No antique hot rod today? Perhaps another obscure mode of transport could be arranged. Maybe a Penny Farthing or at least some sort of crude buggy?
“I want to come over here at apologize to you, say I’m sorry for…” Jason started, clearly running out of steam with so many words. “Kissing another girl? In front of me?” LC said, completing the sentence. Ouch! Mini-zing! She continued: “I feel like you kissed another girl in front of me, and I trusted you. And if you’re gonna do it in front of me, then I don’t wanna even know what you did not in front of me. Like, put yourself in my position, honestly. How would you feel if I kissed an ex-boyfriend right in front of you. But I was SORRY.” Kaboom! Just go home now Jason. You got served.
Eventually, this little talk wrapped up when LC said, “I don’t know what you want me to say.”
“Nothing more,” said Jason. And with that, the expected Kelly Clarkson musical montage began as Jason drove himself all the way home. Has Jason finally learned his lesson?? Like OMG!!!
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B-side, dude…welcome back…we’ve been jonesen for ya!!!
It’s hard to believe Jason and LC actually do work it out. Seemed like it was done in this episode.
YES!!! FINALLY!!! YAYYAYYAY!
jason said “gucci”, it means “cool” it was explained in a mtv overdrive clip
Thanks B-Side! Well worth the wait. I love Stephen’s R2D2 sounds. LMAO!!
I wonder why Lo got no attention?
yay! i’ve been looking forward to this one!
LC was amazing. Jason deserved it all and more. i love her.
You are a riot. I think i love you.
Hey.I love LC she is exactly like me!She is the coolest chik ever!
Shoo. Not shoe.
Thank God, I was starting to have withdrawls, i must have checked this site 30 timee today for this recap.
b-side, why is this re-cap SO LATE and so NOT FUNNY?
i think you are the lamest writer on this site and should die a slow, un-humorous death and the mantle of laguna recaps should be passed on to EdHill.
though you are smart enough to read between the lines, i fear a majority of the commenters arent, so that was SARCASM.
i cannot bear to watch the show because it sucks, but your re-caps are, as always–like everything else on this site–hilarious.
^ Awesome. Laguna watchers are geniuses.
B-side – Yeah! I feel like a kid at Xmas, and I had to post this before I even read the recap, because I’m just so darn happy that you are here!
Oops, MY sarcastic comment was directed at Liza, a few posts above Jash’s sarcastic comment.
Jash’s was much funnier than mine anyway.
(Just adding to the 1000+ posts this blog will get!)
I heart your witty posts, but this was not as good as last weeks. Please keep them coming!
Loved the recap, but was a little sad to see you left out Stephen’s comment to LC about Jason and Jessica going out on a hot date. I was also sad to see you left out when Jessica told Jason to call LC. I thought it was a big step for the future star of fatal attraction.
Hey bside welcome back, great recap as usual, although i was pretty disappointed with this episode. I wonder why Lo was not on camera AT ALL….and lC sounded like crap the entire episode. I hope next weeks season finale is exciting!
Thank God….I’ve been waiting for this recap!!! Don’t ever be this late again!
B-Side, I cannot wait until you recap this week’s double installment of Amazing Race. I find my self saying- I can’t wait until I see what B-Side thinks about it whenever a Griever does another boner move or beseeches Jesus for another “ya gotta help us”. You are my hero!
Desperate Housewives is soo much better than this show.
Finallyyyy. I thought you would have been a little tougher on Kristin this week…when she was leaving LC’s and said something like “oh wait let me say…nevermind whatever.” Classic Kristin. I already can’t wait for next week. I have mixed feelings because I don’t want this season to end but I know that we are in for the ultimate recap.
Kristin is an IDIOT..how rude to come to someone’s house and ignore everyone…Kristin is OVERRATED! I like how LC handled Jason…you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…..and I am really tired of looking at jessica…can’t wait to see when she is older and her boobs are down to her waist.
YAY! I’m so happy u finally posted ur recap. Although this episode was sooooo boring, u managed to still make a decent recap. We’re gonna miss u when LB is over b-side, recaps for other shows just aren’t the same as these ones. I’m very sad now.
my favorite moment of this episode was that jason took jessica’s trash when she left his house. i loved it.
i loved the lo cameo, but naturally, i was upset it was so short since i believe she is the only normal one on the show (other than trey), which probably explains why they have no facetime.
and officially, i was on the line, i am on team lc. kristin said it best when she said, “i didn’t have any fun, but then again i didn’t even talk to lc.” yeah, you’re a bitch and you know it. i guess that works for you.
B-Side! Thank God you’re back! I love you! So funny. Can’t wait until next weeks episode. Should be a good one.
Me thinky EdHill jealous of the 800 + posts to B-Side’s LB blog……hmmmmmm????? Love you both, but DH sucks this year, doncha think?
GO TAR!
wonderful. i thank you.
Each and everyone of you posting in response to this recap need to reevaluate your lives and where it is headed. This Laguna Beach dribble is not entertaining nor is the recap the slightest bit funny. May God have mercy on all of you. Although I am pretty sure you are all half way to hell by now. By the way save your rebutals for I do not understand herb.
I agree with PowerfulPoster except I don’t blame you all for not having lives nor will I make fun of that fact. Dude recapping wasn’t funny. You all sound like the type of people that go to Wal Mart in the morning to apply deoderant. Yall sound like the type of people that could get strangled with a cordless phone. Thank you.
God, this episode was boring. But hey, I didn’t expect them to keep up the momentum from last episode.
Why was there so much artificial tension about Kristin going to LC’s house, like they were going to see each other and it was going to be like the Ghostbusters vs. Zuul? However, Kristin’s outright snubbing of LC (and everyone else) at the party was the one good part of this episode. And surprise, Stephen, the poster boy for ‘useless’, once again ditched LC for Kristin.
And yeah, LC, L.A. is such a small town. Totally. It’as not like there’s 17,000,000 people in the metropolitan area or anything, no, small. Right.
And I don’t understand why everyone is all like, “Yeah, this is gonna be our last time in Laguna, this is gonna be the last time I’ll ever see these people”. Yeah, it’ll be the last time you see them until you all come back to Laguna for Arbor Day or whatever. These kids come back home every other weekend.
Crap, this episode was just a let down.
And next episode looks like a big yawnfest as well, another half hour of everyone going “Oh my god, I’m never going to see you again, whine whine whine, we’re saying goodbye FOREVER!”. Yeah, THAT’S exciting.
But maybe, just maaaaybe, that special surprise that MTV is promising will turn out to be Talan getting hit by a bus.
could you stop explaining why you call Alex H. Roz? I think we got it by now and those who haven’t are late to the party so screw em anyway…
you’re a funny bastard! and so is Ed Hill! In the words of Natasha Bedingfield, “I love you, I love you, I love you, I love youuuu”
When you think about it, that was a lame ass party. Jason probably suffered brain overload because he said more words than he did all season. Kristin not speaking to LC was rude and uncalled for.
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B-Side, will you have sex with me and then recap it? That would be so gucci.
Welcome back, B-side! Thanks for the recap!
“Just go home now Jason. You got served.”
Hillarious! Welcome back and great recap!
B, Amen to that. No more explanations of the inside jokes. Newbies can read back thru or just like you said screw em.
It’s official. I am pathetic! I have checked this site, LIKE, 25 times in the past two days looking for this weeks recap. I guess this makes me a junkie, too. Maybe social services will come take my kids away. hhhmmmmm….
now I know why mommy doesnt have time for us. thats ok tho, i like step mom better.
These re-caps justify the existence of Laguna Beach: the show. I used to think I was alone in my thoughts of the slow-mindedness of Laguna. Thanks for putting the spin of humor into it all! I don’t think anyone on the show has much to say. I do miss Trey because of that, even if he was outside of mainstream and not lovable by Laguna.
Please tell me your step mom doesn’t look like Kelly Irvine-Reinhardt (Casey’s……Uncle….er, I mean mom).
This would make me very sad for you, indeed!
Jen
omg this recap was way better than the actual episode.
…Not really sure what he meant by “Gucci,” and honestly, with all the mumbling and bird tweeting, I’m not even positive he even said “Gucci.” Sometimes my Jason-to-English translation capacity just isn’t expansive enough. So standard…heehee…B-Side, I live for these posts.
Penny Farthing?! HI-LARIOUS! Best recaps ever! You can’t beat a tvgasm recap on one of your guilty pleasures!
tow not toe, right?
Thank freakin God you posted, B-Side. I was going through serious withdrawal. Roz and Dieter’s deceased, illegitimate love child was crawling on my ceiling.
First off, you missed something important. In their kitchen convo, Stinky-Girl-Parts Alex said “everyone needs to just get over Jason,” and I heartily agree. Therefore, I will no longer post dumb stuff about J-Balls and will stick to actual comments and theories. Maybe.
One such theory is that: at some point this season, off camera of course, a mad scientist replaced Stephen’s brain with Bobcat Goldthwait’s. There is no other explanation for Stephen’s inability to modulate the tone of his voice in exactly the same, incredibly annoying way. Either that or he is honing his retarded act for when he moves to LA and tries to get cast in “I Am Sam II: Still Sam.”
I’m glad B-Side pointed out that, even while apologizing, J-Balls still couldn’t complete a sentence and needed LC to help him? The poor girl ended up apologizing to herself just to keep the show moving.
JB: “I’m here to apologize for…”
LC: “Kissing another girl in front of me?”
And later…
JB: “This really sucks because I like you and what I did was…”
LC: “Dumb?”
Oh LC, I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Also, I am so glad for the fact that Kristin and Roz went to LC’s even when Jessica didn’t want to go… even thought kristin didn’t have the tenacity to even say hello to her host, the lovely LC.
Please give us a clip of Stephen’s whirring, wheezing R2D2 noises!
LC was not a good hostesss. Just sitting their holding court at the VIP table. And why did she invite Kristin and forget to tell her about the proper party attire?
Jessica is always lying to make herself look good (always a great idea on reality TV). She told Roz and Kristin that Jason kissed her. Jessica leaned in first and Jason kissed her back.
I liked the episode, even though it was a little bit on the boring side, with not much happening till the last two minutes of the show. I will also have to admit I am liking Jessica not wearing a bra the last couple of episodes to see Breastisca walking around and chatting it up with J-whal……Going to miss Laguna when it leaves us next week.
I love LC! She is a G. But I have to admit, I can’t believe she told Jason off like that, seeing as how she used to let Stephen walk over her. I think Jason learned his lesson, and she’ll take him back. Besides they make such a cute couple
this episode was okay, not one of the better ones of the season though. this show is so stupid but so addicting!! and ps. these re-caps make my day. i literally laugh out loud by myself when i read them. keep up the good work man.
Thought the party was supposed to be a “big blow out” but instead there was like 10 people there, and almost all of them the regular cast members… are these really the cool kids??? Why cater for 10 people?
I thought it was so funny when Kristin and Roz arrived and Stephen practically ran out of his seat to go meet them. He gets on my nerves. He’s like a sad little puppy that’ll follow Kristin anywhere she goes.
I think Cedric said “Oh, you can go first, Lo”, not love.
Anyways, Kristin is always bitchy and rude. It’s not surprising she would come over there and not even say hi to LC, but just sit in a corner with Roz and her faithful pup Stephen.
Why is everone so mad at Kristin for party poaching Stephen anyway? He sounds like freakin Bobcat Goldthwait. Good riddance.
But I did appreciate Kristin’s tiny jean skirt. Human beings cannot make skirts that short. We don’t yet have the technology. Therefore, I believe her skirt was left on this planet by a highly advanced race of alien beings.
This episode was a big fat yawn.
B-Side, tell us about Jury Duty.
Who was there, what were they wearing & did Dieter get any face time?
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How funny is the still shot of J-Wahl sitting on his front stoop with the “Vacancy” sign hanging next to his head?
Sensing that their master was in low spirits, the girls revealed a personal mantra that may or may not have been stolen from Sex in the City: “When in doubt, shoe it out!” Sadly, a runaway train did not burst through the boutique and kill these girls at that second.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haha 2 old…i was thinking the same thing about the vacancy sign…wondering if j-wahl’s parents threw his sorry ass out.
It was a birdhouse — with a vacancy sign! Do you think J Wahl’s parent’s odd choice in lawn ornaments drive his strange behaviour? (Birdhouse noo too Gucci”
dude, i don’t think j-wahl is an idiot, i think he’s stoned in every episode.
You don’t think Jason’s an idiot. Stoned in every episode — duh — with cameras every where —- that’s an idiot
Why is Deiter always so obsessed with hanging out at LC’s house? He’s the annoying kid from grade school who would hang out at the kid’s house who had a pool, just so he could go in their pool. Leach.
hahaha, yeah, i was thinking the same thing b-side…. what happened to Lo being so cute? she really looked rough in this episode.
Aaron, please don’t get me started. My Master is an idiot.
Someone just turned me on to this site and it’s so lovely. I might add that we can all learn a lot from Kristin, like when you find yourself in an awkward situation (at a party thrown by your enemy) you can easily exit by talking on your cell phone, sidekick, or blackberry.
SO the episode was okay… I was thinking the whole time that LC’s real intentions of inviting Kristin over to her house was just to embarass her and let her know how out of place she is… or maybe MTV just made her do it. Also, I think Jessica should be so embarassed after this season… she seriously became the town whore and now the whole nation knows it… poor girl
what i don’t get is why LC is so peeved at jessica and jason? to normal people, jason kissing his ex would be deplorable, but didn’t LC constantly chase and even hook up with steven when he was with kristin? kharma’s a beyotch baby.
“It’s gonna be so gnarly saying bye to everyone.” -Ced
Ced- I second that notion- it’s gonna be soooo gnarley when Laguna is dunzo. I felt some tears welling up watching the disintegration of the triumvirate (Kiki,Jess and Roz)in the season finale. Although I have to admit- I think I’m going to miss B-Side’s recaps way more than the episodes themselves.
WELCOME BACK!!!
I was so excited to finally see your recap.. I seriously have an addiction to you, these people and the show..I’m gonna be so sad when the last episode airs.. What are we gonna do?? And how are we gonna fit in words like “Random” “gnarly”
“epic” and “Gucci” in our everyday lives..
u all make me sick. how dare u all complimentthe recap guy for his failed comedic babble. and acting like the guys absence actually afected ur lives? weiiiird..
The epi was just okay. It was nice that the drama calmed down a bit, but my most fav part of the show was @ the ending. When Jason and Jessica was sitting in front of his house. To me, I felt that Jessica finally let Jason go. Like for good (MAYBE)it looked like he had the biggest sigh of relief ever. (like I can finally move on with my life now that she finally let “us” go.) Like that one song from Wilson Phillips, “release me.” When Jessica told Jason to call LC, he kind of needed to hear that to let go of their on again off again relationship. Its TOTAL CLOSURE for the both of them. I hope Jessica finally let him go and moves on to another guy who would give her the love / respect that she SOO needs and deserves
Couldn’t agree more. Jessica is LC last season. Hanging on to a boy that is constantly screwing her over. Unfortunately LC is a hell of alot nicer than Kristen so people actually feel sorry for her. And yes Kristen was slightly rude not saying anything to LC when she went to her home. However LC invited her to a party, didn’t tell her the dress code, didn’t greet her at the door, didn’t even stand up to acknowledge that someone who had never been to her home was now standing in her “backyard”, and made no attempts to say goodbye. Rude..I think that just about defines the word.
“R2D2″ and “Awl Roight!” …..hilarious! What is wrong with this kid??? He thinks he’s too cool for school. What a dumbass.
Ok Reading your recap and having milk and ceral as I am doing = not a good idea! Wonderful! I will be so sad next week when my alter egos end their show….sigh…
To Liza, comment #9…it’s a metaphore you idiot.
Little things that struck me as funny.
When Stephen arrived at LC’s party and said “the party has arrived” I just got this sense of how big his head is now that he’s been on tv. Ugh. Also, it cracked me up when he went to LC and said “Wanna share an asscheek with me?” when asking to share her chair…..that question just made me bust out “That’s not ALL she wants to share”
Later when Taylor, Alex and Morgan arrived Lo said something like “Oh here’s some people I like” does that mean she announced when people she didn’t like arrived? lol
I also like Lo. I think she gain some weight and that’s why she is not on often. When she is, she is not in the little outfits.
Remember the episode when Lo walks down the steps of LC’s house to visit her on a break from school? It was obvious that she had gain some weight.
Too bad! I think she’s hot.
Ok a few more observations (can you tell I’m watching it right now?
When Stephen said good-bye to LC at the party, he went over and sorta puppy-dog patted her head. Ever notice that whenever he is in Kristin’s good graces he always resorts to treating LC like a pet? And it’s so clear the ONLY reason Kristin was so attentive to him was to burn LC. He’s such a puppet.
And… Jason’s througout Jason’s scene with Jessica and later when he and LC were talking – they were all just smiling these goofy smiles. Made me think that these two scenes were played out specifically for the cams. I mean these two scenes felt very heavily “produced” especially Jessica’s “You should call her” remark.
I agree with the posts way ahead of this. B-side, seriously, the Roz explanation has to stop. That’s like when MTV is constantly putting “Alex H.: Kristin’s Friend” by her picture and it’s almost the finale. I think we know who she is by now.
You haters need to stop trashing b-side. This episode was pretty boring and i think he did a good enough job recapping a boring episode.
Ok..I have to go to Wal-mart to apply my deodorant. Wait? Where’s wal-mart again?
LagunaFan–hilarious!!
It surprises me that no one has mentioned the scene on the beach with Roz, Kristin & Jess. I found it really weird that Kristin’s exact words were (speaking to Jess) “I mean, I love you more than LC but I would never do that to her” or something along those lines. That just seemed really crazy to me. She was pretty hard on Jess and I loved every minute of it. How Jess said “I hate those kinds of people” and Kristin says “Well you’re one of them!” I loved it! I am a total “Team LC” Guna-watcher but it made me like Kristin for a moment during that scene.
B-side you failed to mention my favorite part of the episode when Roz and Master vowed to be bitches only on their way to LC’s house. One word EPIC!!
StephanieU-Don’t respect Kristen for that. She probably feels that way because what Jess did to LC, LC did to Kristen last season..just not right in front of her..Oh and maybe Kristen wouldn’t do that, but she would kiss the guy Jessica likes at a party they were both attending. Kristen needs to get over herself.
Kristen is going to be on PUNKD on Sunday. I can’t wait!
anyone else having a laguna finale party?
lets try to get a bar in NYC to play Laguna monday night
i can’t believe im doing this!!! (how old am i again?!?!?!)
no props to LO what the hell happened to her…its like she isn’t the coolest anymore
brilliant B-Side…you’re my hero!
“It’s not like I went and pursued him.” She then added, “I never seek him out. I mean, yeah, I attached a GPS device under his skin so I could monitor his every move, but whatever. That’s hardly pursuing. I like to think of it more as Friendship Control.”
Kristin is getting Punk’d?!! Has she really reached celebrity status that quickly that its neccessary to punk her? Or is Ashton running out of B/C List Celebrities and has to dabble in the Reality TV market now…?
She has really gotten to that celebrity status. She has been on 3 magazine covers, countless magazine, radio and tv show talk shows and landed a spot in a movie without an audition..how long will it last? Who knows, but right now she is it.
What covers other then Seventeen has Kristen been on? I need to know!!!!
You know, I’ve always thought that Jason had that proud man-of-few-words Mr. Darcy vibe. Good call on that one, B.
I believe it was US Weekly.
Best part of the episode: The sound effects MTV added to LC closing the door on Jason…twice! There is this huge slamming sound that was so obviously added in- so standard….
well someone has stolen 2old4this, and since i am not ashamed of my love for laguna i’ll go by whitney, not that any of you really care…
even if you are on team lc, vote for kristin as the it girl of the year on vh1.com
-tinkerbell- yes, mtv probably set it up for them to talk on camera about the kiss, there are links in previous posts to news articles about these set up talks, which is why they are usually giggling because they know they are being taped
–bside–good recap, but i think you felt rushed to get it out (its not like any of us were demanding it) and skipped over many of the shows little humorous moments, but we forgive you, rest up for next week!
http://www.lagunahookup.blogspot.com/
posted pictures of lc with lil’jon, and any breaking laguna gossip
Whitney way to embrace your love and your never to old for the Guna were just to old to admit it
Sorry if someoone posted this. I did not have time to read all the posts, but in Us Weekly it said that Roz and Kristin are not living together. Alex M and Roz are now living together. U called it B-side. The fallout of the century has occured. I think.
whitney formally 2old4this
Sorry girlena,
I’ve been “2 Old 4 This” long B4 you…..check previous weekly postings.
I posted as “Old Enuf 2 Knw Better” last week when I saw you posting under my screen name.
This week, I’m cashin’ in on my senority.
DON’T MAKE ME PUT DOWN MY METAMUCIL AND GO GERIATRIC ON YOU’R A**!
…..now, where did I put my bucket o’chicken?
When LC and Jason were talking at the end of the episode, I like how his shirt said “Trust” all over it.
I loves these recaps and will hate when the show ends. I know there are some die-hard LB fans who love gossip about the Guna kids outside of LB, so B-Side mentioned the Talan/Paris car accident, but has anyone been seeing Kristin in Us Weekly as much as I have. I love the girl but she looks shitty in all her pictures. Her hair is terrible and she looks kinda chubby. I guess what they say is true: in Hollywood you have to be 10 to 15 pounds underweight to look normal on camera. Poor Kristin. I wish they’d give as much attention to LC. Does anyone think she looks like Ben Stiller’s wife?
B-Side,
On one of the mtv overdrive’s the ‘Guna kids explained that Gooch (short for Gucci) means something that is really cool. Just thought you would want to know that, can’t believe I do.
2 old 4 this- i posted as 2old4this for over a month now, same name without the spaces, go ahead and check the recaps, but why am a having a cyberspace spat over a posting name? b/c i goota make my own drama…there just wasn’t enough in this weeks episode…
thanks for clearing up the vacancy sign, birdhouse, i was wondering why jasopn’s family needed renters (not really i just thought it was random)
I have a request. Could you perhaps make a Jason soundboard with jason clips to click on. It would really make me happy.
I also want to make it clear that LC is clearly hoping and waiting for Jason to beg for him to get back together with her. Im glad all of you think LC is so great and compared to Jessica she is a model woman but perhaps you might dismiss all characters as the idiots they truly are. LC is still the heart broken pathetic puppy we love to hate. And her behavovior, while impressive compared to other women on the show should not be praised. Why can’t she tell Jason he can;t come to her house without hiding behind her dad’s bazaar and catty house rules?
LB Obsessed -
I was thinking the same thing. LC does look like Ben Stillers wife.
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
But honestly, “Poor Kristin”? I’ll have sympathy for that child when she has to get a J.O.B.
so Standard
2 old 4 this- i posted as 2old4this for over a month now, same name without the spaces, go ahead and check the recaps, but why am a having a cyberspace spat over a posting name? b/c i goota make my own drama…there just wasn’t enough in this weeks episode…
thanks for clearing up the vacancy sign, birdhouse, i was wondering why jasopn’s family needed renters (not really i just thought it was random)
Ok I voted for Kristin as the itgirl of 2005 on vh1.com…she definitely deserves it she’s a lot better than the other ugly hags she’s up against (lindsay lohan, paris hilton, someone else I can’t remember). EVERYONE GO VOTE!
LEts keep the haters on the DH site off here- just because your recapper isnt ‘Gooch’ doesnt mean you need to be hatin on Bside. Maybe you should Shoe it out. Go back to Wisteria Lane
At least this recap made something about this episode interesting.
When they said it was an awesome party I had to rub my eyes. Were they really talking about the party I was watching? There was like 4 people there, were there more people in the house?
I did however, think it was very mature of Jessica to tell Jason he should call LC. Who knew she had it in her?
I think LC was just as rude as Kristen. She is the host so she should have at least said hi. Kristen felt weird enough. If you throw a party- you should get off your ass and welcome the people you invited.
And jessica is and isnt stupid. Obvi Jwahl still likes her- evidence when he rape kissed her and actually said he still did. So if you were Jessica and a boy you liked kept saying that and showing affection wouldnt you just think the other woman- LC- was stupid for not realizing something was going on??? Jessica is stupid however for not being more on the DL and for actually thinking Jason will go back to her. He wont change.
Jules- good point about Jessica being mature- not that i think she is- but that just shows that she doesnt actually believe that Jwahl will go back to her.
Ps did Spedhill get demoted to mailroom clerk
Note- i think we are all losers to a degree for blogging on this site- but whatever. ITs fun and takes up precious work hours. Holla
oh this is not good.. i just read comment 105 “I’ll have sympathy for that child when she has to get a J.O.B.” and sat here trying to figure out what J.O.B. stood for!!! ahhhh, i’m on the 18 year plan at 25!!
LB Obsessed – I too have always thought LC was a dead ringer for Ben Stiller’s wife. She could totally play Marsha in the next Brady Bunch movie.
Thanks again B-side, the recap was worth waiting for.
great recap, I literally had tears rolling down my face. Gucci B-Side, Gucci. Anyways, R2DT needs to get over himself. Did we ever find out of Jason graduated?? He usually drives a jeep cherokee and that BMW looked new, was it possibly a grad present or just him Moms car??
LMAO Fred!
Just a tired old hag’s sorry attempt to sound hip
Another clever recap, as usual — my favorite line this week was about Jen being the offspring of Ashlee Simpson and Orange.
Kristin getting Punked. She is a punk. In fact as someone here referred to Jessica as the ‘town whore’…well Kristin is the town asshole. The sad thing is she is rude, catty to her own close friends. She doesn’t treat anyone with respect.
The way Kristin acted at Lauren’s party only showed what a social retard the girl is. The very least she could have done was at least waved hello to everyone as she arrived even if she had no intention of going over to sit with them. It’s apparent her self esteem is low because of the way she acts and the way she treats people. The reason she felt uncomfortable at that party is because she’s been rude to and talked about every person that was at the party. I’d be ashamed of this girl if she were my daughter. Same goes for the town whore. I applaud LC for taking the high road on this one by at least extending an olive branch. Kristin just proved she nothing but a snotty disrepectful girl.
#108 “LEts keep the haters on the DH site off here- just because your recapper isnt ‘Gooch’ doesnt mean you need to be hatin on Bside. Maybe you should Shoe it out. Go back to Wisteria Lane” – WTF?! Chill out – how old are you 10?
I agree that one of the best parts of this recap was Jen is the bizarre lovechild of Ashlee Simpson and Orange! BWHAHAHAA!
I really wish we could know what miraculous thing Jason did to win LC back? Hmm..i wonder..
Kristin was’t the only rude guest.
I didn’t see anyone carrying in a Hostess gift for LC.
How gauche(not gooch!).
Then again, I could be wrong – tabs of X are sooooo hard to see from a distance.
Waddya’ll think the Big Surprise will be next week?
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Jessica was being mature when she told Jason to call LC. Anyone else notice the eye roll when Jason told her thanks for saying that? I don’t think a “thank you” was what she was hoping he was going to say.
Anyways, this episode was pretty boring, but that was expected. The fashion show episode was the climax of the season. I guess this week was the awkward after-sex ciggarette. Next week will be the “find your clothes and get the hell out of there” episode. Can’t wait!
BTW- Loved the recap B-Side, your wit never ceases to entertain me. L-U-Ved it!!
LOL @ athomemommy
I love that people here are so excited to get a new re-cap, if it’s too late, they can barely wait for it….then they critisize it when it comes out.
B-side takes the words right outta my mouth, but I’d never think up how to say some of those things by myself! Thanks for being a bright spot in my week!
Alikat-
I really don’t think Jason did anything miraculous to win LC back. This whole espisode she had a look of discomfort on her face when anyone would say anything negative about what happened. I was totally waiting for her to tell Tay Tay to shut her pie hole when she kept going on and on about Jason being an a-hole. I’ve been there. A guy disses you big time and once the inital anger wears off you can’t wait for “Please, please take me back” from the schmuck. She’s young, she’ll learn.
yeah u read the name right. any way, this episode sucked and so did the recap. I wholeheartedly agree with Powerful Poster as well.
did anyone else think it was wierd how lc kept mispronouncing “girl” during her talk with j.wahl? she was like why would you kiss another “guhl” in front of me. she said it like 3 or 4 times.
freshman 15?
also, lo has gained some weight. but since she’s one of the few cast members that actually went to college, i won’t front on her.
i agree w/ the other posts about steven’s actions at the party. he’s such a fickle turd-and not even cute. why do these girls like him so much?
To Megan #89, I imagine they are PUNKing Kristin because Punked is on MTV and so is LB – This is a fantastic ploy by MTV to raise ratings on that show by luring all of us to watch that stupid Ashton Kutcher on a Sunday night~
What’s with all the Old Faht Wannabe’s????
LMAO !!!
babe632 -
“fickle turd” Hi-Larious!
PowerfulPoster – While I agree w/ u, i cant help but be sucked into this ‘dribble’. Also all these ppl fighting over a nickname, truly pathetic. get jobs ppl!
And the gloves come off!!
Can anyone remember a scene, in any episode, when Kristin and LC actually had a conversation or a fight?
I remember in the first season when they were at the concert and were saying nasty things to each other but no fights ala Alex and Jessica in Cabo.
if i ever become a stripper, my stage name will be “penny farthing.”
Lighten up guy!
Just having fun jon jon. don’t take this stuff so seriously
wait a second…..pretentious mannerism, self-righteous attitude, holier than thou posting…..Jenni? Is that you?
Pics of Cedric as a kid, and an autographed pic of Kristin
http://trent.blogspot.com
pretentious mannerisms? u know nothing of my work. hit the bricks gramps.
ROFLMAO!!!
Penny Farthing……That was hilarious!!!
#137 an autographed pic of Kristin, thats about as appealing as a coffee enema.
ALERT ALERT BULLETIN BULLETIN URGET
People, I have hit the motherload:
http://www.talantorriero.com/forum/index.php?board=1.0
..you have to register but believe me it is well worth it–Talan himself responds to many of the sappy posts (14 yr olds proclaiming their love for him)…be sure to respond to my post “Hurry up and release your album!” (that’s right, I have nothing better to do and I’m not ashamed)
(no need to thank me, B-Side)
..or someone purporting to be Talan, I should say.
Carrie this is a gold mine.
Here is a quote of with Talan defending his fashion show performance:
“They edited out the meat of the song. I was dancing and walking the cat walk with everyone screaming and jumping up and down.
No worries, when you hear the recorded track, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Talan ”
This guy is so cheesy he makes Ralph Macchio look like a stud
Does anyone else think that maybe the only reason LC rejects Jason is because she knows it’s all on TV and doesn’t want to look like a dumb girl who just takes the dumb guy back right away. We all know they get back together, but i think maybe if it wasn’t for the cameras she would probably have taken back sooner.
ps my friend saw Stephen was at LAX yesterday morning– said he is too skinny
Note to Talan: You are not a good singer!
The way he held the microphone alone made me want to punch him in the face. Poor useless, charmless, talentless Talan. Maybe he could sell naked pics of his mom on ebay under “old chicks who think they’re hot”.
P.S. Post # 127: Who gained the freshman 15? I hope you weren’t talking about LC. Did you see her in her white bikini? Hardley even freshman 2. Puh-lease!
I love the picture this week of LC – she had that same expression on her face throughout her conversation with Jason. You could totally tell she wanted him to say the right words (or any words) so that they could make up, and it just wasn’t happening. Whoever said she ended up apologizing to herself to keep the conversation moving, that comment cracked me up!
Hmmmmm – Stephen is ultra skinny, speaks in squeaks and noises and whistles – sounds like a meth problem. Just wondering??? He does seem a bit tweeky when on camera…..AND HE THINKS HE’S COOL – ?
THIS JUST IN:
According to http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com
Kristin and Brody Jenner broke up and she’s now dating……get this……Aaron Carter. Eewwwwwwww. I truly hope this isn’t true. She’s lost her playa card if it is.
Anything after last week would have been anticlimactic. Does anyone else think that Kristen has a hot voice…although it can sound like her larynx have been burnt out from bulemia. Sorry to join you guys so late into the season.
nasher its okay to be late but Kristen has a donkey voice B-side has a great link to it somewhere, with Stephen being so thin and making these idiotic noises why don’t we just call him Beeker (from the muppet show)
The party: I think the reason only 10 or so people showed up was made clear when Stephen was on the phone with Kristin. Stephen said, “It’s supposed to be just us.” Which I guess means just the SHOW people.
Jessica: Ugh, when she was on the beach with Kristin and Roz, she said, it’s not like I pursued Jason.” WTF? Walking up to Jason and telling him, “I just want to be with you” is pursuit.
kristin is not dating aaron carter. that was a lie set up by….dun dun dun his people.
B-side,
You neglected the most obviously funny remark about Stephen…at the party Alex M(asingill)says of Stephen and Kristin, “They’re clicking.” Wasn’t this the most obvious reference to Stephen’s linguistic stylings of clicks and clacks?…
I can’t believe that LC still thinks Stephen is her “friend” when he disses her at any chance he has. Ok, LC didn’t say hi either, but I didn’t see any integration of Kristin to the group. She was hanging everwhere, even in the stairs, with both of her slaves … then leave and not even yelling BYE GUYS! To anyone!!
Come on! It was akward as heck for both, LC and Kristin. Maybe I would have gone too, but Stephen SUCKS BADLY!
I’m surprised you didnt mention the actual sort-of grown up moment between Jason and Jessica where she suggests that he call LC and talk to her and he thanks her. I was shocked, anyway. Wonderful write-up as always. I’ll miss these when the season ends here soon!
I was disappointed by Stephen’s actions at LC’s party. I tried so hard to like him (in fact it took me all of last season, but I eventually warmed up to him) and had compassion for him following Kristen’s rebuffing of him… first during his visit to LB at the 2004 Christmas break and then her subsequent visit to San Francisco when she gave him the cold shoulder. I really felt some empathy for him and hoped that either Kristen would come around and take him back, or he would find someone new (besides LC, since she deserves so much better). But unless MTV performed yet another hatchet editing job, it appeared as if Kristen and Roz arrived at LC’s party, Stephen ditched the group at the table, went and sat down with these two gals and shortly thereafter, up and left the “party scene� with them. I really thought he was being disrespectful of LC on a couple of levels. He was a guest at her home to attend her party and then as soon as the girl with whom he had two-timed LC arrived, he essentially casts LC (the hostess) aside and takes off with this chick that had earlier treated him like crap. If MTV’s editing only made it appear that way, then my apologies to Stephen for being so judgmental, but if what appeared to have happened, actually did happen, then my above opinion of Stephen still stands.
Love the Everyday Italian/bruschetta comments…and as an English major, I’m all over the Jason/Mr Darcy comparisons! In Pride & Prejudice, Mr Darcy turns out to be really thoughtful…when he finally talks, that is. Maybe Jason actually talks when there aren’t cameras around.
I just caught the last few minutes of a replay of this episode, and they took the Kelly Clarkson song out at the end and replaced it with something else! Why would they do that?
Is it just me or does it seem like that orange girl, that LC hangs out with, might be a troublemaker? Between her little comments during the whole “Jason-drama” at the fashion show and then at the store the day after the party, I’m a little suspicious of her motives.
Man i love whoever writes these they are to funny. Ya this show is just funny but its better reading it.
Heres my favourite part from this weeks episode recap tvgasm style
“How would you feel if I kissed an ex-boyfriend right in front of you. But I was SORRY.” Kaboom! Just go home now Jason. You got served.”
Ya i thought that that was pretty funny…maybe im just lame…
Este programa es pura mierda. Ustedes son una bola de gringos sin vidas. He dicho caso cerrado.
Ashley – ur just lame.
I’m not sure if someone posted this but anyhoo..
If you wanna see Stephen and Jason and live in NJ you can see them at Club Abyss which is at Sayerville, NJ on Saturday, November 19
To: Juan Pedro Del Bosque
I visited a Spanish-to-English link after viewing your post and this is how it appeared after I hit the “Translate” button:
“This program is pure crap. You are a ball of gringos without lives. I have said case closed.”
I know that languages don’t always translate literally back and forth, but I still have to ask, what exactly does “a ball of gringos” mean?
Eres muy osicona Shelly. Has el mundo un favor y orcate. Translada esto gringa.
Does anyone else think that Laguna Beach is like the new 90210?
I was in 5th grade when 90210 was starting to get really popular. My friends and I’d talk about it the next day at school. Meanwhile, my older sister was in college, and her friends would talk about it on the way to school too!! It’s kinda funny that it’s the same thing with LB now. I’m 24 and have been out of college for 2 years now, but I watch it, and so do kids in high school!!!
LB – the new 90210~!
Sorry Juan…couldn’t translate that one. But judging by the tone of your post, I wouldn’t want to know what you said. You obviously don’t have the balls (balls of gringos) to write in English and participate in the topic of conversation…Laguna Beach. I was just trying to engage in a little friendly chat, but that was pointless. I will leave you alone now… adiós.
seems like u were the 1 to get off the topic first Shelly by translating his posts and by clearly stating u wanted a friendly chat. Not a very bright statement
Adiós to “u” too, Kim.
Kim-1 Shelly-0 Cat Fight!
this has to be the most hilarious thing ever…i love you..basically
Okay, so I’m already going through withdrawals a little so I checked out season 1 on dvd last night and watched the first few episodes. Here are funny (to me anyhow) things I noticed:
1. Stephen say standard WAY more than I had ever noticed the first time around.
2. I knew the fiasco at LC’s “party” was familiar– Kristin, Stephen and Roz did exactly the same thing at the “Black and White Affair” and took all of the steam out of that party too. A Professional Party Poo Poo Squad, nice.
3. Polster was around a lot– he was amusingly labeled as a “Party Enthusiast” and then later as a “Fashion Enthusiast”. He’s so freakin enthusiastic. I love it.
4. Tantastic Jen was around too but I didn’t recognize her 2nd season cause she was blond 1st seacon.Wassup with that? She looks WAY better this year I must say though.
5. I wish they’d never have changed Dieter’s initial caption as “Stephen’s Wingman”. Or maybe he should just be “Wingman” in general.
6. Kristin has gone from bubbly to bitter but it works well for her.
7. Stephen started with the weird voices right off the bat– he was clacka-lacking, speaking Spanglish and everything. I think he’s autistic.
8. LC’s old house was booty looking. (yet still 10 times better than mine)
9. Roz looked way more innocent last season– hard times, hun?
10. I never noticed the flat out pained expression that the lady had on her face when Christina was auditioning in NYC. Ouch.
Can’t wait to get my hands on disc number 2!
Did you notice on the first season DVD they changed a lot of the background too. It ruins the scene, why would they have to change it?
Zing Post # 174:
MTV’s doing the Laguna marathon today. So tune in to see if you can catch any other recurring themes.
I wonder if the chief editor is the same person from last year which would explain the similarities. Just a guess.
For those of us in the thirty-somthing range….I doubt I was this cool/stupid in high school…but I LOVE to watch the stupids. My first car was a brand new bitchin’ Camaro and I was hot in my Varnet sunglasses…dig the 80′s!!
i don’t understand why everyone…well almost everyone is mad at jessica about the whole lc and jason incident. Is it maybe jason really likes jessica beacuse he always cheats on his current girls with her. And i can’t believe alex m had the nerve to get mad at her for hooking up with him when she was trying to hook up with him when jason and jessica were together. What freaking hypocrite. dumb…dumb..dumb
jessica isn’t a whore. she is not going around sleeping with a whole bunch of people.
she has feelings for an ex that is playing her like a violin. she has hooked up with him while he has has had other girlfriends.
that may make her stupid, but not a whore. jason is the whore.
you’ve done the same thing, and you know it. stop being so judgmental.
Jessica is a whore. She also has no self respect for herself. Its kinda sad, actually. And just cuz you would stoop to her level, yeahhhh, doesn’t mean that everyone else would.
Shannon Bitchin’ and Varnet? Your making me want to break out my Loverboy records!!!
once again, it doesn’t make her a whore. if she was the one running around sleeping with everyone she saw, she could be labeled a whore. but whore isn’t the right word.
and stooping to her level? what’s her level? she was in HIGH SCHOOL! this IS their level!!!
her ex-boyfriend, who she obviously still cares about, is paying attention to her. she goes along with it because she likes him and wants to be with him.
sad? yeah.
stupid? yeah.
disrespectful? a little.
whorish? no.
yeah, she should have known better. but guess, what? these kids are 17, 18 years old and they’re being held to adult standards by everyone watching them.
if you sleep with the entire football team, you are a whore. if you broke up with one player on the team, and you miss him and want him back and fool around with him while he’s dating someone else, you’re not a whore. they’re called “feelings.” they don’t just go away. common sense and respect come with time…they’re young and selfish, and well…they should be.
i guess not all of us were as well-rounded and grown-up as you in high school, nicole7. congratulations, i mean that.
Gringo = white trash
actually, gringo means honkey or cracker.
spanish is lame. you couldn’t pay me enough to speak it in my own country.
if i go to a spanish-speaking country, i will learn. but i won’t be going to a spanish-speaking country.
now how’s about some laguna talk?
lilu if that wasnt a racist comment i dont know what is. you give the white race a bad name. Please keep youre close minded comments to yourself.
She doesnt speak for me latino and im sorry one bad apple can give us all abad name.
it isn’t racist to think that people in a certain country should speak the language.
i wouldn’t go to germany and expect germans to speak english to me.
i think it’s more racist to assume your own culture is more important than that of whose territory you are in.
pretty simple. but think what you will. you can call me racist, but it doesn’t mean i am, just like my saying you’re retarded doesn’t make you retarded.
i have spanish friends. they’re not stupid assholes who cry racism at every little comment that doesn’t scream “i love diversity.”
Sorry to drag on the lame Spanish/English war of 2005 but I think that enough people speak the language in this country to make Juan’s post totally idiotic. I mean, c’mon, and post in Cantonese or some other “tough” language to decipher.
Anyhoo, LB rocks and it is not “mierda” (shit). I love watching it and all the drama. Sometimes I miss all the drama queens I went to school with since they kept life interesting ala Jessica and Kristin. I may not agree with all their decisions but it sure makes for fun T.V.
P.S. I’m not a gringo but I’ve slept with some and, in the dark, y’all feel the same. Tee Hee.
That being said, lilu is a total moron.
I didn’t post the think about Lilu being a moron BTW. Not cool.
and you’re a slut.
Let’s try to keep the comments here focused on Laguna Beach, not the merits of speaking or not speaking Spanish.
No need to attack each other personally, people. These boards are getting very harsh. I don’t want to have to moderate.
Sorry B-Side, but I have not attacked anyone, someone posted under my name, but I apologize to lilu anyway. Sorry for that moron thing.
I agree B-Side. Also, hopefully youll give an extended recap of next weeks finale.
Yeaaah– I am not saying that I did not do dumb things in high school, but I did have respect for myself unlike Jessica. You can have your own opinion about her…thats your right. However, I just did not like you stereotyping all of us on the board with your generalization that “you’ve done the same thing, and you know it. Stop being judgemental”.
Latino–I don’t think that Lilu was being racist with her comment…she just said that she did not like the Spanish language. Whats the big deal? I don’t think she meant any harm…just expressing her opinion. It kinda seems like you (Latino) wanted to draw attention to yourself by typing in a language that we weren’t previously using on the board. You put yourself out there.
Hey by the way did any of you watch the first episode of the marathon? When they go to the party, LC’s supposed “new best friend” Jen is kinda going behind her back and being disrespectful to her when she is gossiping with Kristen. I know someone alluded to Jen having a hidden agenda earlier, and this kinda seems to support this thought.
“I just did not like you stereotyping all of us on the board with your generalization that “you’ve done the same thing, and you know it. Stop being judgemental”.”
i can appreciate that, nicole7. it absolutely was a generalization…but i meant it more in the sense that most people have done that (or something similar)and jessica shouldn’t be considered a slut just because girls who kiss other people’s boyfriends are “generally” seen as sluts or whores.
there’s always circumstances, you know?
and thanks for the spanish thing.
Being a big lame laguna fan – I have watched this entire marathon today (sad but true).
I don’t think I ever realized how annoying Alex M’s voice is – but hearing it all day it’s like she is talking straight out of her nose. Nasal much? ick
Seems to me Jason has a pattern of cheating and getting caught – this guy is not at all good at being secretive. He dances all sleazy with Alex M. in front of then gf Jessica at the Winter Formal, then he gives Jessica a hickey when he and Jess hook up while he’s dating Alex. So kissing Jessica in front of LC was just more of the same. The guy has no clue how to hide his crime. dumbass.
Btw, B-Side I love when you get all parental on here. You keep those kids in line!
And great recap – as usual. The execs at MTV should give you some money for your recaps – I think you have raised the excitement of LB and they should thank you for it.
I want to apologize by the way to latino. I feel it’s the grown up thing to do.
haha, that last comment was not me. i didn’t apologize to anyone, least of all latino.
white people suck and should apolgize to the resst of us who are not for not caring enough about us to learn how to talk spanish.
my gringo freinds would but a caps on your white asses.
C’mon guys, can’t we all just get along? At least for Laguna’s sake. Geeez. B-Side is gonna get mad and punish all of us by not writing a recap of the final episode and that would really suck. Stop ruining the fun for everyone.
I guess you’re right. Lilu, I’m sorry. I will only comment on Laguna issues from here on.
Latino, I, too, apologize. I love Laguna Beach too much to let a misunderstanding get in the way of such interesting and fuuny recaps. Nuff said.
wasa my people if anyone live in the boston area steve and jason will be at the felt club thursday the 17th.. i already got vip tickets for like 40 bucks to meet them or w/e.. but yeah if you live in boston there comin’ lol. alrite much love, peace.
no es translada torpe! es traduce! tu eres una estupida!
LB Marathon:
Okay, so what’s the deal with Kristin and Taylor? Did Kristin’s hate come out of nowhere?
Jen:
What the hell? If someone was talking all willy nilly about my girl, they would get checked for sure. Jen appears as though she wasn’t coming to LC’s defense.
Kristin:
She totally reminds me of CLUB friends. Y’know the kind of friends that are fun when we go out clubbin, but all other associations are off the table. Also, she’s a bit conceited. Am I totally misreading that?
Jason:
In that episode when Jess and he were out to dinner and she was going to put her hair up, he totally flipped out for a second. After watching most of the marathon, my opinion of him has slipped dramatically – not that it had far to go.
LC:
I adore her, but she seemed confused about Stephen. Hadn’t she seen Season 1?
Does anybody know the title/artist of the song that was playing after Jason apologized to LC and then drove away? I’m having a hard time finding it! Please let me know!!
I also apologize for my remarks. I love u b-side!
I just want to say, thank you all for posting your comments. I don’t agree or love what everyone says, but it’s fun to read, almost as much fun as B-side’s recap, but not quite. Have a great weekend everyone!
What’s the deal with airline peanuts? I mean you use your hands, teeth, you just cant open the damn bag. They might as well come with the jaws of life.
“b/c of you” kelly clarkson
i know im a little late but i have to make a comment about the this whole spanish thing…my mother is hispanic/and my father german and i speak spanish/german…but i obviously speak english as well..anyway…people who think that everyone else should conform to their native langauge are stupid people…english is the langauage and if you dont like it…then just leave…im sorry if you think this is racist but im a little tired of people wanted to make things “their” way…and for those of you who call people “gringos” how would you like it if someone called you a “wetback”..its the same damn thing…so people lets just talk laguna….i dislike jessica
“LC was not a good hostesss. Just sitting their holding court at the VIP table. And why did she invite Kristin and forget to tell her about the proper party attire?”
I was wondering too why everybody was saying Kristen was the rude one.
Lauren should have got off her butt and walked over to them to say hi and welcome.
lauren is such a princess sometimes. All she had to do was say hi and show them over to the food.
I would have felt tense too.
Steven is creepy, the way he runs to LC after Kristen sets him straight is embarassing to watch.
Why is LC so stupid? She should get that skinny little twerp out of her life even as a friend. He isn’t a good friend. I loved it when she was flirting with Jason at her other party. Steven looked shocked, his plan of controlling LC’s strings all summer fell through.
She is cute enough to find someone else if she would just focus.
Ok! For those of us who are obsessed with LB, I had the chance to go meet them last night and at the last min they decided they did not want to talk to anyone so they went on stage and signed autographs for like 10 min! I got pics!! Here is the thing in real life Alex M. is a sweetheart she took time to pose and talk, Alex H. is really cute and seems to get a little confused easy, Jessica well as we all know whiney and not friendly she just looked like she hated doing it. Suprise Dieter is the sweetest and he is very cute in real life, he does not have a puffy face most me the camera weight. He is really cool. Just thought I would let ya know!
thx again B-side for extending the guilty pleasure I get watching LB . I’m a bit younger than you and can’t kibbitz around the office water cooler w/ my co-workers about these ‘yutes’, primarily ’cause we have no water-cooler and specifically ’cause I am the only female in the workplace ( subfreezing testosterone levels have me on thin ice as it is ). I’m lovin’ the arcane references and sound bytes. Your witty insights and skillful barbs give me the mirth I need to thrive. Sign me up for TEAM B SIDE.
that’s funny, someone came on under my name and apologized twice. interesting. sorry, wasn’t me.
anyway, maybe i missed this somewhere, but does anyone know who is going to be on the third season? i have a feeling this is the season that will lose me. i just like the old cast so much, and i think that’s why i like the show…i know i don’t like cami…
what do you guys think?
oh and mell..that’s cool. but do you really think you can judge alex as a sweetheart based off 60 seconds of contact to get a autograph and a picture? just curious.
3rd season has been discussed, but nothing’s been confirmed. I am sure that on the final episode they will let us all know more about that. I’ve heard Cami is the main girl, but also LC’s little sister.
oh, lovely…i can’t stand cami…well i guess, i can’t say that because they don’t even show her enough to be annoying, but i just don’t care about her. and who cares about lc’s little sister?
ugh. this season will suck, but i guess i should be happy it will get me off the laguna kick…we’ll see.
By the way, dont mind my other names like jon jon or InAgreement, Although Ill probably deny those too even when not asked about it.
So lilu has 2 other aliases? lol..that explains all the back and forth shes doing.
I never realized how much weight Alex M. really gained until I watched the marathon. She really ballooned as the season progressed. At the beginning of the season her size was not too bad. Damn shame.
I agree Kim, and I think the reverse happened to Jessica. I think she lost weight as the season progressed.Recent pics show how shes gotten even slimer,hotter2.
“By the way, dont mind my other names like jon jon or InAgreement, Although Ill probably deny those too even when not asked about it.”
that was really smart. i am so sure that i would broadcast it to the site if i was doing that. idiot. get a freaking life.
i’m not only lilu, i am also nicole7, and athomemommy and i am also both 2 old for 4this–both of them. and i am latina and latino. so haha fooled ya’ll!
there is only one lilu. someone on here is taking people’s names and postng as them.
why do you need a name on here if it isn’t reserved and anyone can pretend to be you?
nice try, brad piff, but you just posted under your own name, you fucking idiot.
nice try lilu lol
i have AIDS.
wow, you’re just really immature and annoying. if you have to have mutiple personalities, why don’t you do it on your time instead of bothering people?
and by the way, just for the record, it doesn’t matter if someone thinks i am me or you or me and you because no one knows or cares who EITHER of us is…that’s why it’s anonymous.
so go ahead…be me. you obviously want to be.
does anyone know how to get in touch with someone to stop this bullshyt? at this point, i don’t even think the person acting as b-side before was really him.
Brad Piff– you are definitely not Nicole7, and I doubt you are the other names that you claim to be. Why are you trying to start shit? Just talk about Laguna.
So about that last Laguna episode…
nicole7, i don’t think HE’s claiming to be you, i think he is claiming to be ME claiming to be YOU, but accidentally posted under his own name instead of mine.
this is so effing confusing and ridiculous. and i’m not going to let it get to me because it is stupid.
LOL well said
I cant wait for tommorow. Finale day!
i don’t know any guys who watch this show. at least, not any straight ones.
does anyone know the song they’re playing on the commercials for the last episode? not the “it’s good to be in love” one, but the one that’s just music…?
yea…i’m disappointed i have to say. this episode really was boring. it doesnt leave much to look forward to for tommorow…honestly i am not sure if i’ll watch tomm. or not. do you all watch them or just read the recaps?
I watch the episode and read the recaps…I am beyond help LOL
I know many stqaight guys that watch this show. Both my boyfriend and brother. So basically, your both immature and an idiot.
Kristin being punked was soooo funny! We actually got to see her really cry for the first time!!! Go Ashton – Mr. Demi!!!!!
I gotta say after reading every post, 1 person stood out-lilu-. You have proven to be annoying, immature, and str8 up derrogative. May God help you.
i agree demi, anyway, kristen getting punked was hilarious. If you missed it, im sure youll catch the rerun.
I’m on Pacific time so I haven’t watched the PUNKd espisode. Kristin cries huh? Then it’s a must see. I can’t hardly wait for the final show. I wonder what the surprises are. They did say surprises as in more than one, right?
BTW, lilu needs to get back on her meds. Let’s keep this board on the LB track peeps. Who cares what language you speak as long as its LAGUNA talk. Kill it already, DAMN!
LOL LB Obsessed! I second eveything you said,including the stuff about that weirdo lilu. Tivo Punkd Cause it has definate replay value.
If anyone knows of a bar in NYC for the finale, post it!
I never thought I was “weird” for watching a bunch of high-schoolers (ok – borderline obsessed) until I saw the way Kristin reacted at LC’s party – I forgot how young they really are and how big the age gap really is! Damn – I was a little disappointed in her.
Actually, gringo really just means american or “not latino”…its just a bad way of saying american..nothing more. just like some people say the “S” word..
I have definitely noticed that a lot of the “sidekicks” on this show are very two-faced, including Tantastic Jen. A lot of the side people have went on both sides of the LC/Kristin feud and went along with each of them. I cant remember what girl it was but in the episode when Lo had a party (it may have been last season, not sure) there was a girl who was first seen with LC but then later on laughed when Kristin made fun of her. What backstabbing biyatches! I think I have seen Jen do things similar.
Loved the recap, keep up the good work. anyways you didn’t mention the part where Kristin is telling Jessica that Stephen left the party with them and they went to get more food…(maybe I dreamed it or something) but anyways that would be weird because they were eating before they left for the party, there was food and the party and then they left to get more food? talk about bulimia cause otherwise they’d be morbidly obese.
ah y para Juan Pedro del Bosque tranquilo mano si no te gusta el programa ni el blog pues no los leas, nadie te esta obligando.
you guys are all losers. i like this show, but i must be the only cool one who watches it. i don’t make it a part of my life like you do.
Okay, so does anyone know if the LB Kids are going to be on TRL today? are they supposed to be on before or after the finale?
first of all, at least half the messages on this board are from one person person pretending to be a bunch of us (me, liluu nicole 7, and a lot of others.)
so stop insulting people when you don’t even know they are the ones who said something you didn’t like.
it’s kind of obvious what you are doing when there are six posts within in an hour, agreeing with you about someone on the board. i mean, hello…
stop being immature and go find a place to play.
this board is getting really annoying. i don’t think i am going to come here anymore. one person has to ruin it for all of us.
brad piff, demi, kim, manDA, whoever you are, thanks for ruining it for the people who come here to talk about the show.
B-SIDE–is there anyway to make your name permanent with only ONE email address? because obviously anyone can use the same name and register under any old email.
they are ruining your following, and i would do something about it if i were you. no one wants to deal with this when we’re just having some fun talking about laguna.
oh and i am stupid and forgot to say that kim’s boyfriend is gay.
don’t do anything about it, b-side. it’s not importANT.
Gee, who ever woulda thought the Laguna Beach comments would become an immature playground for children? So shocked.
Grow up you idiots.
Caity- I think there should be a way to do that since there are sites that require you to have a typekey id (for example: socialitelife.com).
B-side: that may be a good idea if it is possible. Too many obnoxious people commenting.
Demi: I know that at least once a recap someone will throw out the loser card. You know what, you are here and you did post a couple times so whats up with that? Im sure a lot of people on here are far from losers and like me have a boring ass job (im going to school right now to get away from it). This is all I have to get through the day. Get over yaselllf!
Hmm… Okay, so does anyone know if the LB Kids are going to be on TRL today? are they supposed to be on before or after the finale?
i heard they are, shron, but what do i know? i’m a big fat retard who can’t even bursh my own teeth! and i fart all the time and can’t stop so i have no friends.
Waaaaaa! Gugoo Gaga Waaaaaaaaa!
There are some comments in here by another Kim that is not me. I have always posted as Kim on here but apparently someone else is posting as Kim as well. Any comments not pertaining to LB are not me, I don’t come on this board to argue like the other Kim. I will now start posting under Kim M to avoid confusion.
So anyone know if it’s going to be on after the finale, or before?
I ask b/c TRL comes on the same time as Oprah and I need to prioritize
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yah im not sure Shron but I definitely heard that they will be on during the actual laguna episode.
Never have I come here to argue fellow Kim, just stated a few obvious facts. Keep my name out of your posts. Thank you in advance.
I’m sorry everyone.
My shrink says I need to interact with others outside my own head.
I post under all your names because you’re all so much more clever and interesting than me. I wish I could be each and every one of you because it’s just not pretty on this side of my keyboard.
I’m a sad, lonely soul who needs to make everything in the world about me.
Forgive me – I know not what I type.
What’s up with everyone posing as someone else? Anyhoo, is tonights finale half hour or an hour long? I want to set my tivo correctly.
I found on mtv.com for TRL today it said something about sorting out Laguna Beach drama, so I think they will be on there.
I wanted to tell you all about the comment I made about the car kristin got, i do have a nicer car. It’s a pacer and it’s way better than krisins BMW anyday.
I looked at the MTV website and the cst should be on TRL today.
Lol, a pacer. seriously, there needs to be a better way for commenting. I know that’s not lilu.
These boards used to be so funmy before everyone started attacking one another. Watch now because I said that someone will pretent to be me.
LagunaFan why would you care if this is or isn’t me? Are you ever going to know. Just focus on on Laguna and not on me. Don’t hate on my car, is it really a shock that I drive one?
sorry, all im saying is what is the point of ppl coming on here and posting as other people..I just thought that the fact they said pacer was funny. damn..simma down. I couldnt be shocked or not shocked about your care bc i dont know who you are.
It is true that we will never know who is who on here..what is the point of posting under a name that someone else is using though?
Im sorry LagunaFan, that wasn’t even mean replying. I actually drive a Bentley, not a pacer. I just wanted to clear that up.
Excuse me fellow Kim…I’ll put whoever’s name that I feel like it in my posts. Apparently some people were offended by wtf u had to say and I didn’t want them to think it was me, being that i’ve been posting here under the name Kim for months…so please be shuttin the fu** up now. Thanks.
oops I meant that wasn’t even *me* replying. Typo!
and here I was thinking fellow Kim was mature lmao. What exactly did I say to offend you? All I did was say my boyfriend watches LB. Calm down dear.
none of that stuff was me. i don’t have a bentley or a pacer.
lagunafan, i didn’t say that to you.
i apologize for this moron who is doing this.
Does anyone know the name of the song that plays during the teaser for the season finale??
I didn’t get to watch punk’d what did they do to kristin? She looks prettier with long hair too.
totally off the subject, Pick up my album – Chrome ‘Straight To The Pros’ available now @ Best Buy. Pick it up!
Kim, this is what u said…
Never have I come here to argue fellow Kim, just stated a few obvious facts. Keep my name out of your posts. Thank you in advance.
The “keep my name out of your posts” was obviously not taken very lightly. I’m not a child, don’t tell me what I need to be keeping out of my posts. That’s what my point was. mmmk? Thanks.
which one, toointothis? the one with words or without?
if it’s the one with words, you can try googling the lyrics.
i also think we should all stop replying here until something is done about the person (or people) who don’t have lives. caity is right, there has to be a better system.
people who only have internet balls are sad, and are probably beat up in real life so they come here to lash on out everyone else and get attention. they’re not getting mine anymore. it’s sad.
‘LAGUNA Beach,” the teen reality show/soap that has become the biggest series on MTV, has spawned a spin-off.
“The Hills” will follow the continuing drama that always seems to swirl around Lauren Conrad — better known to fans as L.C., the vivacious young blonde who drew so much attention on “Laguna” — as she moves to Los Angeles, goes to college and works as an intern at Teen Vogue.
“The way I look at it is, ‘The Hills’ is to ‘Laguna Beach’ what ‘Melrose Place’ was to ‘Beverly Hills, 90210,’ ” says Tony DiSanto, executive producer of both shows.
“This is the story of Lauren from ‘Laguna Beach’ bursting out of that bubble, moving to L.A. and trying to juggle school, a career and relationships — you’re going to get a good mix of the three different avenues of her life and how she’s trying to keep it all together,” DiSanto says. “It’s a nice change from ‘Laguna’ — you’re sort of living this with her — it’s a progression from ‘Laguna Beach.’ ”
DiSanto says the show’s producers approached Conrad about doing the show because she was so good on the original series.
“She wears her emotions on her face, she’s so expressive and [she's] this dynamic, amazing kid who’s doing a lot of great, cool stuff — and we thought this would be great TV.”
The new show’s crew will be made up of camera operators, editors and other staffers who have worked on dramas, much in the same manner that “Laguna” is produced.
Typically, reality shows are staffed by people who mostly have experience filming documentaries. One of the most noticeable differences in “Laguna” is its slick, network-TV appearance, as opposed to the videotaped, single-camera style of other reality shows like “The Real World” or “Survivor.”
“Like ‘Laguna’ its going to shoot in a cinematic style,” says DiSanto. “But you’ll notice subtle differences that are more classic cinematic devices for storytelling.”
Another “Laguna”-like show called “8th & Ocean” is also in production by the same team. But that show will center on the lives of wannabe fashion models trying to hit the big time in Miami’s spiciest neighborhood — home to what has been called the “sexiest beach” in the U.S.
Since its debut last year, “Laguna” has become one of the most-watched shows on MTV, even surpassing “The Real World,” the network’s perennial ratings war-horse. “Laguna,” which finishes its second season tonight at 10, follows the trials and tribulations of a group of teens who live and love in one of the ritziest neighborhoods in Orange County, Calif
p.s. fart fart fart
wow, someone is actually sitting here waiting for my posts to add a p.s. and it says “fart fart fart.”
how original.
anyway, i would definitely watch a show about lc. i think i’d like that a lot more than some random lb replacements. thanks for the info, SF, i didn’t know anything about that.
lilu I thought you weren’t going to give those people your attention? Just repeating what you said.
http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
scroll down – some more Laguna gossip from Chicago…
Yeah, I will watch it too. Maybe we’ll get to see in her show how her and jason got back together. I also voted on VH1 for kristin in big in 05. I definitely don’t want Paris Hilton to win. I like kristin but I don’t think all this will last for her. She should go back to school.
I will FOREVER LOVE the Kristin, LC, Stephen love triangle they were and continue to be the best castmembers!!! Stephen is so much better looking than J-Balls!!! And at least one degree smarter!
I am on team LC AND team Kristin !!!!!!
I think the song being played in the preview to the finale without the lyrics is a song by jim jones or Coldplay. Not sure tho.
bricks and stones is great…but they really need someone to proofread before putting it out there for people to see it.
i like lc and kristin, too. i don’t really see the point in hating either one, if it wasn’t interesting, we wouldn’t watch it…if everybody was complimenting each other and hugging all the time, it wouldn’t be much of a show.
i think jason’s gross, but i don’t hate him cause i don’t know him.
does anyone know what time TRL is on ?
Ali-
I’m pretty sure it’s on at 5:00pm
great! thank you!
Thanks for posting about LC’s new show. I read somewhere a while ago that she is not pursuing acting because she took a few classes and realized she wasn’t any good.
I haven’t decided if I think Kristin’s “career” will have legs. She does some things that make me think she will make it and other things that make me think she’ll disappear shortly. Should be fun watching to figure it out.
And I agree with ivapbj – I like both LC and Kristin. I think they compliment each other and make the show more interesting.
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/31258.htm
Check out the new spinoff of Laguna.
I’m happy that LC is doing a spin-off show…that’s good news, now i’ll get to have some sort of Laguna fix. I guess we’ll be seeing a lot more of here and Jason, technically since most of the cast moved to LA, we’ll probably still the majority of them. That’s exciting news to me. I wasn’t too fond of the idea of them having a new cast of underclassmen.
lilu, I’m talking about the song with lyrics. The one that plays with the montage from this season. I’ll try googling the lyrics like you suggested.
Word around the net is that one of the surprises will be Kristen and LC showing up at at the finale together. Hope they answer questions, but it’s not likely.
i love lb… i love bside… i love the fact all those lb kids are on massive amounts of drugs… i hate annoying posters that lurk on message boards & act like it’s the first time they’ve ever been on the internet. the end
oh & those strange sounds that come out of steven’s mouth are secret communication with his home planet… where everyone spends their days surfing and trying to look “deep”
I can’t wait for the finale. BTW, didn’t I post earlier that I was on PST and then the “imposter” posts at 6:20 something in the A.M.? Sorry, I am LB Obsessed but not to wake up at six in the morning to argue about something. Let’s just say that I’ll stop talking smack about anyone in particular and just gossip about the ‘Guna kids. So, if you see a mean post with my name, it ain’t mine.
Anyhoo, I did see Kristin on last night’s PUNKd and I thought she looked really pretty. I posted earlier that her pics in the Us Weekly mags have been horrible. I hate it when she has her hair pulled back. But I give her props for looking hot. Hate her!
I just looked at tvguide.com and if you go to MTV and look at their listings and click on laguna beach, it’ll give you a description of what will be happening on that episode and it says for Laguna Beach season finale that the cast re-caps the seasons going on in front of an audience at MTV’s Time Square Studio. And the show tonight is 30minutes long and comercial free.
To: Bebe – #270
TOnight’s season finale is one hour long commercial free like last year.
YES!!!!!!!!!
PS: to the poster who says that we’re losers and have no life. You were right in my case. I’ve been off of work to have a baby. So, I’m a 30-year-old, married, state employee with a baby. Yup, I have no kind of juicy drama in my life right now. Love the show and love these posts (normally) ’cause all my friends (including hubby) think I’m goofy for being so into the show.
LB Obsessed- do you have a link to the pics of Kristin in the US Weekly? Does anyone else?
I don’t understand why people post just to say that they think that posting is lame…they have even less of a life than we do:)
Tara-
Veronica says tonights epi is 1/2 hour. Who is right? I think an hour sounds about right.
toointothis, i think you’re talking about “it’s good to be in love” by frou frou.
if it’s not that, then i don’t know. and i have no clue what the one without words is. anyone else know?
and this episode is commercial free, but it’s still only 30 minutes, according to the listings.
OOPS! Well, the show is 30 minutes, but there’s other stuff. This explains it:
Monday’s finale of Laguna Beach, which will feature Stephen and Kristin’s dramatic final encounter, will air without commercials. That’ll give the cast an extra eight minutes to say “like, bye.�
The episode will be 30 minutes, and will feature the cast live at the TRL studios commenting about the episode, which may take up more time than commercials. The finale will be preceded by a marathon of the entire second season, which will air straight through to the 10 p.m. ET finale, with the exception of an hour-long break for TRL.
During the finale, the show’s executive producer, Tony DiSanto, promises that “[t]here will be a couple of surprises that are going to tip off some great new stuff coming up on the channel.� That’s most likely the announcement of the “familiar faces and some new faces� who will be featured next season, he tells the New York Daily News
With so much hype about LB’s 3rd season, I almost forgot about LC having a spinoff!
With Cami being the lead in Season 3, I’m not sure how good it’ll be. She doesn’t seem to be too interesting. It’s not like the limelight followed her in the Prom epi.
I’m totally gonna watch LC’s spinoff. I have a feeling it will do better than LB Season 3.
Lb obsessed – tonights show is half hour long. They just showed previews to a new miss seventeen @ 10 30 est time.
Veronica-
Sorry couldn’t find any links, but if you find anyone with a subscription, she was in the last two weeks mags. Hope this helps.
Tara when will the ET Finale be? I can’t miss any of these shows, even though they all will get repeated like 200 times. Still, it’s much more calming for me to watch them the first time. Ok, I’m obsessed with the show and I am not afraid to admit it.
well gtg ppl work is over…we’ll meet again tomorrow adios:)
i am in boston, lets go! i wish click clack wasnt going to come here tho, i wish it was someone better like lc
Everyone LC is going to have her own spinoff show called the hills check out bricksandstones.
LB obsessed- I know when I see the times that I post sometimes I’m like whoa look at that time it says 5 am or whatever. I don’t know what time zone this site is run on but it’s not mine and Im on the east coast. Maybe thats the deal with you too..?
Hey s_lev, thanks for the update on LC’s new show. It’s not like 17 other people didn’t already mention that. Moron.
Hey me, are you so stupid that you can’t figure out this site is on Pacific Time? Laguna Beach is in the Pacific Time Zone too. Other recaps on this site mention that they live in Los Angeles (near the Pacific Ocean) all the time. Idiot.
Everyone – are you not capable of checking the 100 other sites that will easily tell you what time the show is on? And guess what? It’s on at 10PM ET like every other week. Fools.
Lots of you – TiVo’s are TiVo’s b/c they figure out stuff like when/how long a show is on. Haven’t you figured that out yet?
People who post as others -Go away. you are not funny, clever, witty, or worth anyone’s time. I hate you.
Most of you – you are dumbing down and corrupting what is a great, funny, and cerebral site with your embarrassing comments. Think before you post.
Yes, I watch LB and enjoy it for what it is. Some of you are nuts. WTF are you going to do with one of htese kids’ autographs? Seriously, think about that.
Whoa..ok. No need to get nasty phakir. I pretty much assumed that it was pacific time but really, who cares? I commenting on someone else’s comment. Get. over. yourself.
p.s.- I didn’t want to say “its on pacific time” and be wrong bc i figured someone would be like “what the hell is wrong with you? why would it be pacific time…idiot- cant you do math?..etc.” Well, I guess you just can’t win with you people.
wow phakir maybe you should stop being such an asshole to everyone and deal with your own issues. you are so cynical and rude, i wonder if you’ve ever goten laid. probably not. sorry we all can’t be super intelligent like you.
TOO FUNNY! LOVED EVERY WORD! KEEP IT UP THE GOOD WORK B-SIDE!!
oops i measnt *gotten* laid
lol i can’t spell today *meant*
Sorry! I meant to say
keep up the good work!! Anyways you get the point!! B-side is king!!!
my parents own a 7 11 . drop by sometime
phakir is awesome. Just needed to say that.
Another thing I need to say- Iride the short yellow bus to school.
Does anyone think that a half hour, even commercial free, is NOT long enough??
As far as next season, we really haven’t seen enough of Cami to see if she is interesting. There will have to be drama and MTV knows it. So drama there will be.
I WILL SLIT MY WRISTS TONIGHT AFTER THE SHOW, I AM DEAD SERIOUS LOL
ANYONE ELSE WITH ME? WE CAN MAKE IT A SUICIDE PACT LOL I DONT REALLY WANT TO SEE LC HAVE HER OWN SHOW EVENT THO I LIKE HER, I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO STAY THE SAME!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!LOL
Yeah, I’m going to be sad after the show but I think I’m going to have to pass on the slitting wrists thing/suicide pact – but good luck with that…lol.
oh & those strange sounds that come out of steven’s mouth are secret communication with his home planet… where everyone spends their days surfing and trying to look “deep”
- LOL #306 – I almost spit on myself when I read that.
JASON IS SPEAKING IN FULL SENTENCES ON TRL. HE KNOWS MORE THAN 2 WORDS?!
it was a joke but i am really violent that we dont have recaps anymore or anything after the guna!!
im sad
but no worries, i really wont kill myself lol
I am watching TRL right now and Jess and Jason were just talking. They seemed tense. I thought he lived with Deet and she visited Deet a lot. I would think they would be over it.
HEE HAW, CLICK CLACK.
Oh, please keep recapping trl – I’m still at work.
ALECIA – glad you’re not really taking this too seriously! ha ha
OMG I HAVE TO MISS TRL CUZ I’M AT WORK! UGH!
ME TOO, KEEP TELLING ABOUT TRL, I AM STUCK AT WORK. AND IM BOREDDDDD!!! NO IM NOT THAT SERIOUS BUT I HAVE A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR
This is really terrible. I’m doing something that I haven’t done in about 7 years. I’m watching TRL *shrudder*
THANK GOD tonight is the finale, how much lower can I sink….
And as a side note, that host girl needs to reel back the bitch attitude she’s throwing at Jason. He was not the only one.
OK Stephen looked retarded, and thank you Vanessa (VJ) for making fun of his overly akward attempt to hug you.
I AM NOW GONNA LEAVE WORK SO I WILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO GET ALL DRUGGED UP FOR LAGUNA LOL OH SO SAD THIS IS. BUT IT IS FAREWELL FOR NOW, AND WE BETTER GET A RECAP TOMMOROW ASAP!!
WE NEED TO GET UP TO 1,000 COMMENTS ON THE LAST POSTING. IT WOULD ONLY BE RIGHT AS A TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GUNA BIOTCHES!!!! IM OUTTT
OMG…it’s on right now!?!?!? No fair, I’m at work too!!! Are they all on? I thought it was only supposed to be after the show???? WTF!!!!!!!!
Chipmunk Morgan is on!!!!
And just called the Season 2 girls “scandulous” so basically they’re really envious.
Lo definetly doesn’t look fat anymore either. She actually looks really nice.
IM VIOLENT THAT I CANT SEE TRL, WHY DO WE HAVE TO WORK??
I know, and it’s the best when they are put on the spot and asked questions. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M MISSING IT!!!! I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS!!!!
did alex m just say holy shit on TRL
Oh no, I can’t believe it? Are they planning to reair the TRL Epi? Oh, this just really stinks. Any more updates?
Cedric got really antzy when Vanessa asked him if he was friends with Jason?
Wonder why Ced was hating.
i think b-side should def do a recap of this trl episode!
Vanessa asked Cedric what the most scandulous thing about this season was.
And he made fun of Jason’s “lapse of memory” when he kissed Jessica in front of LC. Then went on to say he couldn’t believe girls when back to him after how he treated them.
“Its called game” -Vanessa.
would someone mind reCapping TRL or at least filling in on the good parts? and d. I., yes, def. Bside should do a special recap of both punkD and TRL
Laguna wannabe (post 160) I noticed the change of songs at the end of this episode also and thought I was crazy! Good to know I’m not. The first time it was Kelly Clarkson “Because of You”..I have no idea what this song is they replaced it with. If anyone knows why they did, please let me know!
(and sorry if this has already been answered but I skipped through a ton of posts with everyone fighting about speaking Spanish)
The kids are gone now, Kristin, Taylor, Roz and LC were no-shows.
Basically they just ragged on Jason the whole time, and Alex M. apologized to Jessica for Cabo.
Mmmm yeah that’s about it.
They showed a clip with Stephen and Kristin from tonights show. You didn’t get to see enough to figure the whole thing out. They were talking about their relationship is all I know.
If you dind’t see Punk’d you can watch Kristin reaction on Overdrive. Just go to MTV and then on to ON TV then Punk’d . They put her in the hall of shame.
I don’t think that there was enough on TRL for a recap but it would be a good idea.
I AM HOME NOW, AND STILL SAD AT LEAST THERE IS A MARATHON TYPE THINGIE GOIN ON. I AM LISTENING TO IT WHILE I AM WORKING OUT. I CANT WAIT TILL TEN!!!!!!!!!
I can’t stand that tonight is the last night of LB. Laguna Beach has become my crack. Oh well, if there is a second season I’ll give it a try. At first I didn’t want to see Cami as the main character but I’ve been thinking that if she turns out to be a total bitch (odds to that are good) then it should be a great show. I mean, I love watching shows where there’s a total bitch just to see when she’ll get hers. Buahahhahah….
ok just saw jessica and jason on trl and it is painfully obvious they hate each other…soo great
I live in Australia, and love laguna beach too, we’re 2 episodes behind you guys though. We’re going to see the landslide episode on friday night.
LB Obsessed
I just wanted you to know this is the second season. You said if there was a second season you would give it a try. The next season will be the third. I think you ment the third season, because I believe I have seen you post about the first season.
/check this one out
http://www.break.com/pictures/picture1731.html
feelin nipply
10 minutes…..
hey this thing says something about a typekey, and i registered, and it went through…but i can’t use it.
is this site not set up to use typekey? and was that always there, i never noticed it.
http://www.break.com/pictures/picture1731.html
Sorry forgot to add http
Nothing happened…just a bunch of boo hoo chicks!!!!
wow. that was so lame. i am so disappointed.
i have a feeling the girls of the 3rd season are just going to try to act like the regular good old girls. it looked like they were auditioning for a movie…i know it’s pretty much “enhanced reality” anyway, but geez, at least TRY to make it look real if that’s the point.
You know what…I don’t think LC and Jason ever got back together. I have a feeling that maybe all of those pics and everything that we were seeing of them were just during the 3 months they were together and the same goes for the interviews where jason was sayin he loved her….it looks to me like after that episode where they broke up they really didn’t speak again, and when LC moves to LA she doesn’t associate with him either….so I think she really is a stronger girl than I thought.
I had a feeling about this before, that her and Jason hadn’t really gotten back together and that those pictures were from a previous time, but that was pretty much confirmed when I saw the preview for her new show. I guess now we can give LC the props she deserves.
And I must admit, I did get a little teary eyed during the finale. I shed a couple of tears. I feel like I know these girls personally. This new show will NOT compare to the old season, and the people are not as attractive either. LC’s sister for 1, is pretty damn ugly. Looks like she got the short end of the stick in that family.
Yeah, Jessica’s sister and LC’s sister should form a support group or something– ick.
I wish a camera crew had followed Kristin around instead of LC though! But whatever, I’ll watch. Sucks that the new shows won’t be out until next Spring and then Summer!!! Booo!!!
And wow– I don’t know if it was the fact that without the commercials the show was about 15 min long but it just was such a disappointment for me! I thought SOMETHING would happen other than people saying goodbye and crying. Something. ANYTHING. Dang. Looking forward to B-Side working his usual magic.
1. OMG! Why didn’t they tell us any of the new kids names. All I know is Cami and LC’s little sister. Last year they at least put their names on the new people.
2. Is LC’s little sister the main one. These girls didn’t look as made up. It looked like they are going to party a little more then the last two groups.
3.It looked like from the old seasons they are only going to show Jessica, Alex M., Taylor and LC some besides her being own show.
4. NO Kristin What am I going to do?
5. By the way w/e happen to Cassey?
I was so disappointed that i already knew about both “surprises” but i do think the Hill looks like it has some potential.
The 3rd season looks like total crap though.
the short end of the stick? ha, you’re more forgiving than i am…i said she was beaten mercilessly by the ugly stick.
she seems cheesy already. i really don’t think i will bother with the new season….but i never thought i would watch this show to begin with, so who knows….lol
Also Jason will show up. Or it looked like it.
Uh… that season finale sucked! Nothing happened! I cried a little during last season’s finale, but I had trouble just focusing tonight. MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT!
Next season looks sucky. I don’t even think I’m gonna watch it. I will definitely tune in for “The Hills.”
I want to know what happen to the Kids dishing out things that happen. Was that what TRL this afternoon was all about? Becuase I didn’t see that this afternoon on TRL or after tonites show.
I don’t think I will watch LB3, I might try The Hills. But it is only going to be LC. I want Kristin, Alex H., Jessica, Jason, and Stephen too. I want to see them all. I am so upset.
I think that we probably didn’t get their names because MTV didn’t want to repeat the whole “Casey” fiasco.
Remember last year when they set up the show to revolve around Casey vs. Kristin….yeah that didnt happen at all.
Now thinking about this LB3, it might turn out alright, i’m sure the clips we saw were all shot in a months time, and they are filming it for a longer period of time this season so they can put more stuff into the shows.
Diane,
yeah casey was a flop this season. they played her up to be this “new girl that takes over” and she just never really clicked with anyone. i have a suspicion that casey’s family moved into the school district to try and get her on the show, since her “resume” on her website says she is an aspiring actress.
if casey wants to act, she’s going to have to work on that whiny, sing-songy voice of hers. i would listen to kristin ramble on for a week before i would listen to casey struggle through regular english and her version of spanglish for 5 minutes.
if casey wants to act, she’s going to have to work on that whiny, sing-songy voice of hers. i would listen to kristin ramble on for a week before i would listen to casey struggle through regular english and her version of spanglish for 5 minutes.
Hey, I was wondering if someone can clear something up for me. (yes, I’m on the 18 year plan).
In the second to the last episode, when the big Jason-LC blowup occurred, LC was hugging Dieter and all the sudden he says:
Dieter: “Hold it, hold it”
LC: “ok”
Dieter: “Hold it, you got it? Hold it.
And then they quickly dis-embrace.
What was she holding? Or dare I ask??
Casey was actually a highlight for me this season, she was pure comedy. But as an actual character she did nothing. I think somewhere she claimed she wouldn’t “cause drama” like the producers wanted, but i think she was just to dumb to read the scripts.
Jen!
I believe he was telling her to “hold” in her tears.
PJ-
Thanks for that. I did mean the third season. The epi hasn’t aired here on the west coast but, by all the posts, I’m expecting to be disappointed. What is “The Hill” going to be about? Is it about LC’s new job or something.
I can’t wait to see these new chicks. By your comments I assume they’re pretty gross-looking. I can’t watch a show with chicks uglier than me. How can I watch with a “I was I was her” attitude with that kind of crap. TV is for pretty people. That’s why I watch it, to escape reality. Oh well.
Diane,
Thanks…..but what was the “hold it, hold it…..you got it?” all about? Why ask “you got it?”
Makes no sense.
Or am I just simple.
(don’t answer that)
Does anyone know where Jason lives? I need to talk to him like now!
Actually I think Dieter meant for her to hold her composure. Like a good friend, he did want her looking weak or more embarassed than she was already. I mean, if I cried, I would regret it later.
All those of you who saw the finale: Do you guys feel cheated or what? Answer quick cause the show starts in like 15 min.
LB Obsessed,
“the hill” is about LC and her new internship with Teen Vogue. she moves in with her friend heidi in LA, and I believe i saw tantastic jen in one scene…but the clips are moving at freakin warp 10, so it’s hard to tell. same thing with the LB3 previews…the clips are moving so fast, hard to tell much about the people. it’s funny though, they kept showing this one blonde girl that looked alot like LC, so i thought that was her sister, then at the very end, they showed LC in the pool with her sister and it wasn’t the same girl. didn’t see much of cammi in the previews either. oh, and the guys are MUCH improved over this season.
LB Obsessed, i felt the exact same way about these girls. None of them seemed to be anything special, and i felt even creepy while watching the preview. It really is going to be like watching your little sister…and thats just kind of weird.
Does anyone knows LC’s sisters name?
Oh how sad. The guys get cuter and the girls get uglier. Maybe MTV did that for a reason. So the girls wouldn’t run out and get movie deals ala Kristin and dry up their friggin’ well. LOL.
don’t really feel cheated..but not really any drama. hard to out do the fashion show episode. lots of hugs and tears. hangaround stephen was in a lot of the scenes. kristen is really emotional (who knew she could emit emotion?)
I swear that every scence in the LB3 preview was in a pool or a jacuzzi.
And i didn’t notice until you said something, but the preview was going at like 10 times normal speed. Probably so we couldn’t really get a glimpse of any of the characters.
Well, gotta go make the popcorn. See y’all in 30 min. To be continued……
I couldn’t believe Kristen’s emotion! I was like whoah, she’s actually human.
I definetly think that she cried the most out of everybody. It really made her appearance different too. It was strange to see her go out like that.
someone mentioned earlier that they have probably only taped a few weeks worth of material at this time…so IMHO, this was all taped at one or two pool parties, and maybe they haven’t really figured out who are the standout characters yet, so they are just assembling fast footage as a teaser. i swear the previews were making me seasick!
Diane,
LC’s younger sister is Breanna and there is a younger brother named Brandon.
Hey B-SIDE! Guess whose birthday it is today? That’s right! It’s Roz/Alex H’s 19th birthday today! Happy Birthday, Roz!
ok..going to preface this next comment by beating y’all to the punch…I’m a loser!
anyway…in the scene where kristen is on the beach with hangaround stephen, her hair is parted on the right (as you are facing her)…then they go up the stair and stop on a landing..her hair is parted on the left..then they start walking up the stairs..her hair is parted on the right again.
hmmm….
Great link… Alex M., Jessica, and Dieter were in Chicago recently- here’s some pictures of them at a bar. Alex M. looks like she’s ready to pass out.
ok wow. forgot to post the link.
http://chicago-scene.com/photo.htm
Hey does anyone know the name of the apartments that LC lives in in LA? They were gorgeous!
OK..it was a big deal when Kristen got her X5, but when did talan get that white mercedes convertible, and when did LC get the black BMW convertible?
LC propbably lives in Downtown LA at these new apartments they’ve built because it’s really close to FIDM, which is where she goes to fashion school. Only decent fashion school in LA. At lot of students from USC live there because it’s really close. They are sooooo expensive.
http://www.themedici.com/index.htm that could be them.
http://www.theorsini.com/index.htm
Ok I think I’m done being crazy.
19 seems ridiculously young to be moving out on your own. Oh Laguna.
ok those aren’t her apartment. Sorry. She lives in Park LaBrea. Across from the trendy grove in LA.
About LB’s 3rd season… I don’t know if any of you remember a link to a webshots page posted a few weeks ago. It is Roz’s sister’s page. but anyway, after looking at the webshots page again, she is definately one of the main characters for season 3. they showed her alot on the previews.
New to the site, when does the B-side recap come out (for the season finale) ???
umm why is 19 too young to moving out on your own??…i moved out when i was 18 and im 21 now and buying my own house in about a month…whats wrong with that?…but then again…im from cali so we cali people are just crazy
unk- ur not the only one. I’m 20 and I’ve been out on my own too since 18 but I’m in NYC. But I was born and raised here so living in the city by myself is nothing to me.
This was the first time in a long time that the chemistry between Stephen and Kristin seemed normal. Did anyone else hear when he said something about not having to listen to her tone of voice or something like that? I thought Kristin’s emotions were sort of funny because LA is like 45 minutes from Laguna (and everyone is basically going with her) but it was nice to see she had some.
#406, I was thinking the same thing about the cars. After we saw Talan’s mercedes, I was obsessed with seeing what everyone else drove away in.
Leaving home at that age is normal but now when I look at people who are that age I can’t even believe I was allowed to drive much less live on my own. It seems so young.
Sorry for the long post.
Check this picture out, Jessica sent it to Jason last night.
http://img354.imageshack.us/my.php?image=forj1de.jpg
The finale episode sucked. Oh yea, and just because Phakir has internet balls really just makes him/her a loser. Take out your anger somewhere else.
The girls in season three are fugly! especially LC’s sister! Wow, she did get hit with the ugly stick-as someone said above!
Did anyone else find it hysterical when Kristin and Jessica were hugging and saying bye how Roz was in the corner looking mighty uncomfortable. Jess and Kristin were having an “i love you” moment and Alex looked like she wanted to kill herself. HAHA
Thats stupid htpnk, that picture is from the show and its of jessica in the nail salon (check out the cushion behind her head).
Ok, Can someone else agree with me when I say, Alex M. gained so much weight! I mean her stomach was sticking out and her face looked wider. And the previews for LB3 all the girls looked skanky. I’m really going to miss the old cast. I think now these kids who are going to be on the new LB know how everyone watches the show and I think it’s going to be so fake. LC’s little sister looks like the guy in the movie Mask with Cher. Is that harsh? I iwsh they would do a show still following all the LB cast in LA. And i didn’t like the fact how Kristin, LC, Roz, Tay Tay and Casey were all no shows. I was looking forward to seeing at least Kristin and LC. Plus, I think everyone was totally hating on Jason. I mean I know he’s a playa, but please Don’t hate the Playa, hate the Game PEOPLE! Don’t be pissed because they all got played on National TV. Anyway, I don’t know if I’ll watch LB# although the guys’ on that show do have nice bods, they should just blur everyones faces and just use their voices and bodies. I’m definetly going to watch “The Hills” I luv LC, and I also so Polster in the preview when they were all sitting at a table eating or whatever.
I agree with you Veronica. When Alex M was saying goodbye to taylor, you could see how big her stomach got. She definitely gained a few pounds.
I hate how it looks like Kristin is not gonna be in next season and how that one girl’s hair looks like a wig! I don’t think I’m going to like the new season because they are all going to be trying too hard. THe guys are ugly too, yes they have better bodies than on last season but they look gross. Maybe everyone will grow on me like last time though. I thought the same thing about this cast I think.
Thanks lilu
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The frou frou song is the one is was looking for.
Pls 4give if already been said.
Hey on the Hill preview did yall see that one clip where a guy is shooting the basketball…it looked like Jason???
As much as I love this season, I’m looking forward to the new cast, because lets face it…the drama with this cast has pretty much played out. Jason has run out of unwitting girls to cheat on, the LC/Stephen/Kristen triangle has been reduced to a series of click/clacks and hee haws, talan has been discovered for the loser that he is, & alex m’s hygene problems have SURELY been cleared up for months by now. we need some fresh meat and new juicy scandals!!! bring em on!
yes tiffany, i noticed what appeared to be jason also, and i believe in one scene by the pool, i saw tantastic jen.
Last night’s epi sucked so much ass. It should have been named “Kristin’s Goodbye” cause it was just her remembering the past two seasons.
As for the new cast…..man…oh…man. The girls are ugly. Every one of them. LC’s poor sister looks like this one that came out in a Made episode. Cami should not be allowed out of her house without makeup. The one guy looks like he worked out and starved for about a year just for that one shot…but he did neglect the face. YUCK!
As for the vibe I got with the previews, it reminded me of My Super Sweet Sixteen. Now, since the show is so popular, they’re all going to act like they’re too cool for school. What I liked about the old LB cast is that they “tried” to keep it sort-of mature. They were kids acting like adults, but the new cast just seems like kids acting like kids and I can get that watching my 14 and 16 year old nieces.
Seriously everyone- Lc’s new show is called “The Hills” not the “hill” as most of you are saying. theres not just one hill.
I am sooo looking forward to the LC show. Her friend Heidi looks so funny. I didn’t see Stephen there – do you guys think he will be around LA with LC? BTW, Polster is so hot!!
ok does anyone know if i can see them on trl online anywhere?? if so post the site!!! last nights finale wasnt that great at all…so please someone let me know where i can watch them on trl!!!
LagunaFan- She was big in the Episode, but I was also talking about TRL. That shirt just didn’t flatter her body. I noticed she was a big girl in the graduation episode where she is in the dress at Casey’s door and its a camera shot behind them, her legs are HUGE! She is pretty though.
Did anyone think beforehand that last night’s finale would be longer (i.e., a full, or nearly full, 30 minutes) due to it being commercial-free? The closing credits started to roll (as Kristen was driving up to Los Angeles) at 10:21PM. It just seemed so abrupt…but maybe because I expected it to go until 10:30PM. Oh well, how much more “drama� could those Laguna kids create in 9 more minutes? (Quite a bit probably!)
I was happy to learn that we get to continue to follow LC and her budding fashion career.
I gave up on Stephen…he almost had me liking him but LC’s last party kind of changed my opinion of him…not to mention that more recent bong picture where he’s flipping off the camera. What’s that all about?
LC’s sister’s name is BABY HO! And nothinbg about last night’s show was worth the film they use for it.
What better day to be sick and incapicitated on the couch than yesterday…hours and hours of LB. As I watched all the episodes again, it struck me as really funny that MTV just basically filmed kids getting wasted in every episode. All the little red plastic cups….
Alex definatly looked very big on TRL, the tight jeans, shirt and shall thing.. not flatering, Jessica didnt look that good either.
I am going to miss Kristin and Stephan though… where can i get that fix?
PS: I need another show to replace the absence of LB, any suggestions?
I feel bad that B-Side has such minimal material to go off of. This episode was so uneventful and SUCH A RIP OFF! TRL was way better. But being B-Side, I’m sure he’ll make the recap 100 times better than the actual episode…then I won’t be so bitter about the 21 mintues of crap I endured last night…
I think Bush needs to refocus his war efforts…the true axis of evil is (are) Kristen, Jessica and Alex!
who the hell dressed Jessica and Alex on TRL anyway… it must’ve been an LB hater
I stepped away from the TV for five minutes and it was over. THAT was it? Where were the promised ‘surprises?’ Was it that LC and Numbskull don’t get back together? Or that LC has her own show? Those are not ‘surprises.’ Maybe it was that a cold, snobby witch like Kristin could shed real tears? Or that LC let StePHAN hug her one last time when she should have kicked him in the groin? I LOVED when LC told StePHAN that she ‘was a poor judge of character.’ SLAM to you, oh Boy of Many Noises. Not looking forward to Season 3. But “The HillS” should be great. I think I will survive just fine without Kristin…but I would have missed LC.
This is sick, I have developed a ‘faux friendship’ with a reality V star.
Sorry…I meant …’a reality (T)V star.’
I find that in my everyday life i tend to talk about these kids like they are actually my friends, and its sick and needs to stop. I seriously felt loss last night when the show ended.
But then i saw a commercial for the Gauntlet and figured I’d get my reality shox fix there.
i can’t wait for the Gauntlet… see some bitch action from Coral, some slut action from Tanya… maybe some “HOOOOORAH!” from Mike, maybe celebrate Veronica’s 37th birthday… good memories. The gauntlet…the inferno… i’m not choosy. Hey wouldn’t it be cool if they let the LB kids join in on the fun? NOW THAT’S GOOD TV!!!!!!!!!
that would be the best! although, we all know the ones we would want there wouldnt come.
I agree, I love watching the Gauntlet or the Inferno. I love that show as much as I do LB. Except I hate everyone on The Gauntlet and Inferno, I just like to watch it because of the fights. I hope since veronica is getting up there in her years, that she doesn’t fall and break her hip, but with thighs like those they may actually serve as padding for her. Enough about those losers.
I do have to admit I did cry when I saw the Season Finale, make fun if you will. But like someone said earlier, it’s been 2 seasons of watching all these people you kinda of get used to them, you know, how everyone felt about “friends”, LB is like a more screwed up version of Friends. I love all the characters, even Jessica, each one of the characters represents someone else in the past. We all know someone who was like Kristin or Jessica. I think that is why everyone loves the show is because we all remember what that time in our lives were like.
i know Ali! …at best we’d probably get Cedric, Jason’s prom date and Talan’s mom… uhhh yeah, i’d still watch
they should do battle of the seasons for Laguna Beach.
I would die if they did that.
the second season would totally whoop the first season’s ass because the 2nd season had nooo shame. I wouldn’t want to go up against Burly Man Alex…especially after her recent weight gain.
Oh yeah, I’d totally watch too. it’s a sickness
emem- thanks for the info! are you going to club abyss to see them? i live about 20 minutes from there. i would love to, but i dont think so since none of the girls are going to be there. i should be happy to see the guys there since im a girl, but id be more entertained seeing kristin and her crew.
after writing this, i realize again how pathetic i am!
I was disappointed to see LC as the last guest from Laguna Beach… I was really hoping it was Kristin (who is alot more interesting than LC). MTV should do a show following Kristin around, she’s what made the show click.
*Team Kristin*
so no one can help me out with the info i am looking for?? i want to see the cast on trl from yesterday and Im sure someone has a link or something! Please let me know!!!!!!
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com has a great photo of alex m chugging some grey goose straight from the bottle. looks like the guna kids are doing the bar crawl for promos…hope they all don’t need rehab before their 15 minutes have expired.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/348/1706/1600/StephensFakeID.jpg
OK…death match…
Veronica (Road Rules) vs. Kristen (LB)..who comes out on top?
Ok I have a question. When I watched the end of the second-to-last episode, when Jason is driving away from LC’s house, the first time I saw it I SWORE they played “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson, but they didn’t play that song this time. It was a really cool song, though, but I didn’t catch who sang it. Does anyone know?
I was totally disappointed in last nights finale. I can’t believe I wasted the “full 22 Minutes” of my time! The surprises were things most of us already knew! I am pissed……all that hype and major bullsh** for THAT!???!?
Taz – I vote for Kristin! Veronica is so lame that Kristin could probably convince the crew to purposely set Veronica up. Also Kristin is completely awesome. (
I know my name is TeamLC but I share the love)
TeamLC…it would be a close call. Veronica is the most coniving person i can think of, and she’s had a lot of experience…but she is getting old…kristen has her youth in her favor. and while i think kristen might be intimidated at first, she would get her game on quickly and outsmart Veronica. Throw in Coral and Alex M as team mates…and someone’s going to cry!
Am, it was Because of you by Kelly Clarkson.
Taz – Nice call on the teammates! Some will definitely cry and someone will be called a slut! *Ahem Veronica*
oh yeah…Alex would be all up in Veronica’s grill.
toointothis, you are quite welcome.
and jen!, not to be mean, but it isn’t that complicated–like one person said, deiter was telling lc to hold her tears in. by saying “you got it?” it was a way of asking if she was okay and had everything under control.
You know I hate it when the shows make you think something big is going to happen and then it turns out to be nothing. The big surprise was uptalked to absolutely nothing. They just do it to get more ratings and for people to watch. Like on Dr.Phil yesterday he told the audience that on todays episode, someone is going to get physical with him and then it shows a cut of a women kinda charging him and calling him a son of a bitch, but the show is about cheating husbands, he probably told her to pretend he was her husband. I would laugh if that really happened though. People are turning into liars.
Kristy,
It was “Because of You” the first time they played the episode. Last night, it was a different song as Jason drove away. It was really pretty, though. I’m hoping someone will know. It was a girl singing, if that helps (NOT Kelly Clarkson)
I think MTV should start doing a reality show of everyone that has been on MTV Reality, not a challenge, but call it “Reality Star Real World” you know, throw in people from RW, RR, LB, Brianna and Ashley from Miss 17, and Jason from MTB3, I know it’s like the surreal life, but I would still totally watch it.
Shelly (431), I think it was only about 20 min. because of those “surprises” at the TRL studio at the end.. also because when they re-run, it will be with commercials (so 20 min is standard length)
CANNOT agree more with everyone’s observations on LC’s younger sister…did it seem to anyone else though that she is just starting high school? LC was giving her all kinds of advice in the hot tub and she looked pretty young. But the other girls/guys in the previews looked older. My coworkers (yes, we’re all obsessed) pointed out that who the hell wants to watch a 14 yr old freshman (if that indeed is what LC’s sister is)…does this mean MTV is banking on trying to follow this girl around for all 4 years? Or just kind of show her adjusting to high school life while focusing on older, bitchier, prettier girls?
Thoughts on this please!
Yea what was with them saying there would be so many surprises in the last episode? We didn’t learn anything new at all!
Oh well, I am so glad I have the Gauntlet to look forward to!! That is definitely what you should watch Nasher.
Alex,
well we know that cammi was a sophomore this past season, so i’m thinking maybe a lot of the other kids are not seniors either.
Laguna kids in the Gauntlet would be great!!!
I can’t wait for the Gauntlet and I think B-Side does those recaps too!!
When does the Gauntlet start?
Good grief I can not believe you guys are trashing LC’s little sister. She’s a cute little girl, for the love of the Lord she is only 14, at least she is not Tantastic. For the record I was so glad to see LC is living with Heidi (a total babe) instead that nasty ass Jen chick. Hopefully LC has realized she needs to kick both Jason and Jen to the curb.
Taz- I think the Gauntlet starts Dec.5 and it is on the same time LB was on.
Am,
Lagunabeachookup.blogspot.com says is Vaughan Penn, I can’t help myself.
PLEASE—–can someone tell me where i can watch the laguna casts appearance on TRL from yesterday!!!!!! please someone answer me for the love of god
Sorry, it’s Lagunahookup.blogspot.com
Liz…google it yourself..i’m sure you can find it.
emily,
thanks, i looked it up on MTV.com…it starts 12/5, but the preview show is 11/21, i believe.
I don’t know if you can watch the Guna cast appearance on TRL or not. It wasn’t all that great. They really didn’t let them talk that much.
Deet, Ced, Jason, Jess, Alex M., LO, Morgan, and Christina were the only ones who said anything. And they only said about a sentence each. Well Jess, Jason, and ALex M. talked the most. I think Jess and Jason really don’t like each other.
I just watched Punk’D. Did anyone else think it looked like Kristin was watching the camera? I think it kinda of looked like she was in on it. Maybe they did it just because Guna was ending and knew she would bring in viewers.
Thank you So Embarrassed- I completely agree. I just watched last night’s episode again, and LC’s sister Brianna is cute! All you haters out there trying to compare her to Jessica’s younger sister need to just quit it.
Kristy,
lol – Nope, it’s not that one. I’ve listened to that song already. It’s just really bothering me now, so I want to find it!
Hey, I just picked up the new “Laguna Beach: Life Inside the Bubble Book”. If anyone’s as obsessed with this show as I am this is a really entertaining read full of fun info about the cast from before the show started. I particularly liked the inside juice on the Stephen, LC, and Kristin love triange.
Did anyone else think that LC looked coked out in the hot tub? Something was up with her, she looked all sickley….not cute like normal.
What the hell did LC ever see in Ste-phen or Jballs? Both of them are hyper-retarded and neither can either think of or execute a complete sentence.
Oh well, Season III looks stupid, and LC is boring ….at least I can hate Coral again! Yipee!
FD- share! share! I’m at work and bored beyond belief! Please share!!
FD-So the book is worth getting?
Am, you’re killing me here!! I don’t know where else to look. I’ll watch it again tonight.
I think that Jessica is stupid. She never finds the right guys. When they break up with her and find another girlfriend she has to go and make out with him. As for Kristin. She is sooooooooo ugly. She has no sense of style either. LC is sooooooo pretty and looks better with Steven.
try this:
http://www.mtv.com/onair/laguna_beach/season2/episode_guide/ then click on Laguna Music. That’s all the music that was in last nights episode.
Kristy,
I found it! I looked around and the song when he’s driving away from LC’s house is called “Flown” by Sheridan.
Unfortunately, you can’t download it or even find lyrics for it, at least not yet – that I’ve found at least.
Thanks for your help, though!
Casey:Fake
Alex M.:fat
Lauren:wants Steven to much
kristin:slutty
Jessica:Blonde without the actual hair dye.
Talan:pointless character
Jason:playa
Taylor:pointless character
Alex H.:Ugly
Morgan s.:fat
Cedric:talks weird
Jen:talks like a smurf
Lo:pointless character
actually taz, its not coming up if i google it…so maybe your smart ass can find me the link…….to everyone else, please let me know where i can find the trl episode yesterday with the laguna cast! Thanks!
liz..i’m not a smart ass. i was just suggesting that you try googling it, since no one else was responding with an answer. that was very uncalled for.
Well, I’m not all the way through it yet but its pretty good. Definitely worth getting. It shows the younger side of the cast that you don’t see in the show. Like the fact the Jason was originally from the hood? Not that I’m surprised. You can read more about the book at http://www.simonsays.com/content/book.cfm?sid=33&pid=512827
Am, how did you find it then? I totally thought it was Kelly Clarkson.
Am,
Look what I found!!
http://www.myspace.com/sheridanmusic
i think jason (colin farel’s younger american brother) and talan were noshing on sushi while in his garden…
The scene finally ended with Jessica rising to leave and saying, “Good luck with… life.” It was a surprise move, considering we all expected her to say, “Okay, I gotta go now. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! PLEASE!! YOU CAN CALL ME LC! I’LL WEAR A BLONDE WIG!!! I PROMISE!!”
that had me laughing out loud!
A+!
Laguna Beach rocks, and im so sad its finshed.