OMG! It’s Over!

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | Tuesday, November 15, 2005 | 1:20 pm | 325 Comments
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Like OMG! I can’t believe Laguna Beach is over! Totally the saddest episode of the year! When Kristin and Jessica were hugging, I was like totally grabbing the tissues and calling all my besties to say I loved them. You guys, promise that when we come back after freshmen year that we’ll all still be friends and keep in touch and hang out. I never want to lose you! Maybe we can buy a pair of jeans and then mail them to each other all semester long! OMG! That would be so sweet! I’m gonna cry all over again!

Okay, so maybe I wasn’t exactly tearing up at this season finale of Laguna Beach (I am, after all, an old, crusty twentysomething with a heart made of stone), but at least this commercial-free installment did adequately capture that awkward, sad, and exciting transitional time when teens leave the nest and head to college (or at least an aimless life in Los Angeles). It wasn’t the most , uh, compelling episode this season, but then again, what else could we really expect? We knew it would just be twenty-two minutes of crying and pondering; so we might as well take it with a grain of salt, kick back, and enjoy some homemade quesadillas, just for old times sake. This season is dunzo.The show kicked off not with the usual grim disclaimer (“The people, the locations, and the drama… are real”), but instead with MTV VJ and professional salt lick, Damien, who promised us a very special guest after the finale. A very special guest?!?! Who would it be? Sherman Helmsley? Charlotte Rae? Dinah Manoff? And yes, I am plucking stars from NBC’s 1988 Saturday night lineup. Actually, my MTV-sense was telling me that this special guest was probably Kristin or LC; so I reserved my excitement for the time being and decided to solely focus on the show — not what wondrous pearls of wisdom these girls might have to share.

Nevertheless, the episode finally began for reals, and as usual, we were treated to a recap by Kristin. However, since this was the season finale, we got an extra-special, extra-recappy trip down memory lane. “I seriously had the best year of my life!” Kristin boasted as we then saw her exclaim, “Look at all the boys!” Something tells me Kristin will be saying that same phrase twenty years from now when she’ll be hanging out at a dusty bar in Idaho, sucking on a cigarette, and coughing up some phlegm. Wow, that was a dreary image.

Anyway, our happy voyage through the past season continued as we relived the glorious Casey vs. Alex hygiene war, the stupendous Alex vs. Jessica bitchfest, and then of course, the bitter LC vs. Jason breakup. Eventually though, we returned to the present day (or actually, the taped present day — so really August) as the usual gang of Kristin, Roz (or Alex H.), and Jessica sat at a restaurant with a lovely array of beverages in front of them. Talk, of course, centered on the future as Jessica pondered what the ten year reunion would be like.

“I can see Jason with the big ol’ beer belly,” she said, adding, “Seriously. I can see him. I’ll be watching from across the street for the next twelve years. At least.”

Meanwhile, Roz had some constructive ideas for this luncheon. “Let’s write our goals, like what we want to have happening,” she suggested. She then added, “For instance, my goal is to have a peace bonfire every fortnight of the new moon’s passing.” Okay, I don’t know why I turned Roz into an 18th century British aristocrat, but I like it.

Anyway, the girls pretty much ignored Roz’s plea for a more goal-oriented life and instead babbled on about their grand predictions for the future. The reigning consensus was that Jessica would be a mommy type, driving an SUV in Virginia and presiding over a clan of eight children (not including those she will have abducted from Jason). “Suzie homemaker,” said Roz, and she wasn’t that off the mark either. Jessica then revealed that in ten years, she saw herself “owning a daycare.” This girl plans to be responsible for other people’s lives? Okay, we’ll just start the class-action lawsuit paperwork now — just to get ahead of the inevitable charges. Actually, I trust that Jessica will be good with children. Although, it might be kind of creepy when she starts asking them for advice about Jason.

As for Kristin, the girls labeled her as the next big entertainment thing, saying they could totally see her as the hostess of her own TV show. Yeah, she’s pretty much the newer, odder-voiced version of Nancy O’Dell, and if looks don’t deceive me, it seemed as though Kristin was quite flattered. Roz, however, was less than enthused with the long term projections her friends had in store for her. When the gals said that she would most likely wind up running a small boutique, the offended Roz balked, “That’s not fun! GOD!” Whoa! Simmer down, Napoleon Rozamite! (Yeah, yeah. I know. It’s “gosh!” not “God!”)

Anyway, Jessica then asked, “Where we going to live?” and as the girls deliberated (the answer was Los Angeles), I couldn’t help wondering why they didn’t just bust out a pen and paper and play an old fashioned game of MASH. That game never lies. Why, just as was predicted in second grade, I live in a shack in Beverly Hills and drive a tricycle and work as a boobies doctor and have a wife who’s a supermodel (she drives a BMW) and have a lizard as a pet and have 500 children. Oh, and we have sex 3000 times a week. In our shack.

Well, the girls continued to gab about their futures, and as the scene drew to a close, Kristin eagerly said, “I cannot wait to see what happens!” Did she just do a promo for her life? Very meta.

For the last time this season, we enjoyed the Hilary Duff-laden credits, and then it was time to learn this episode’s title: “One Last Wave.” And yes, I’m sure there were about three thousand little girls who began crying as soon as they read “Last.” Anyway, we then caught up with Jason, Talan, and Cedric as they surfed the afternoon away — one last wave, if you will (it’s a theme). The guys played and cavorted in the ocean surf, perhaps sneaking in a fugitive grope beneath the waves (I’m looking at you, Jason), but alas, this endless summer would have to come to an end after all. “It’s just gnarly to see everyone going their own way,” Cedric commented, looking amusingly like a giant penis head in the process. “It’s really sad, actually. I really want to cry,” he added. Aww. Poor Ced. Clearly going through the early stages of sidekick separation anxiety. What will he do without his Master, Jason? Grow his own wings? Or attach himself onto a more dominant, yet handsome, ruler in college?

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Seriously, his head is shaped like a penis.

Elsewhere in The ‘Guna, Taylor was preparing to ship out, which of course meant one thing: time for the obligatory friend-watching-another-friend-pack scene. It’s a Laguna Beach staple. Playing the role of observant non-packer this evening was Alex M. who popped up in Tay-Tay’s bedroom, sat on the bed, and then proceeded to get all verklemped. Hey — where’s Morgan S.? She’s a sidekick. Shouldn’t she be watching Taylor pack? That’s like what sidekicks do. Oh well. When kids go off to school, sometimes the social dynamics get a little screwy. I just have to accept that.

Anyway, while Taylor stuffed her luggage with various frumpy outfits and sweatshirts, Alex sniffled that she didn’t know what she was going to do with herself. “You can still call me, you know?” Taylor offered, adding, “Memo to self: change phone number before that crazy bitch calls me. Oh, did I say that out loud?” Okay, Taylor did not say that (but she may have thought it), and after some more sad, incoherent mumblings from Alex, the gals went outside to officially say goodbye. And look! There’s Tay-Tay’s mom, Karen! Or as I like to call her, K-Dawg. K-Dawg in the HOUSE! (this is followed by Redman-ish barking and possibly a Christina Aguilera cameo).

Well, while K-Dwag observed sadly, Taylor and Alex shared a lengthy, emotional hug full of tears and indistinct sounds. OMG guys! This is so sad!!! They’ll like never see each other again! (Until three weeks later at the MTV VMAs)

We then headed over to LC’s house to find her packing — a sight that would have been significantly more tear-inducing had we not seen her leaving the nest last year. Yes, for some crazy reason, watching people leave after they’ve already symbolically left doesn’t quite pack the emotional wallop that you’d think. Especially when said person is only heading an hour north to Los Angeles. Anyway, arriving to help LC pack was not her sidekick (where ARE they this episode?) but Stephen, who entered the bedroom already brimming with strange beeps, clicks, and clacks. Seriously, he was a bit out of control with the noises as he modulated between high and low pitches. Kind of sounded like someone was trying to find an AM station on him.

Well, the two buddies headed outside to take a gander at that lovable Pacific ocean and then retired to the chaise-longues to babble about, you know, stuff. LC informed us that last year, she really wasn’t ready to leave home, but now she’s like totally sooo over it. She then babbled on and on about how she has poor judgment with boys, calling Jason a “momentary lapse of reason.” Eventually though, the convo turned back to Los Angeles as both LC and Stephen expressed excitement about moving up to the big city. And I was excited for them too — in a non-excited, bored, END THIS SCENE kind of way.

After this meandering conversation had run its course (which for me would have been after the first thirty seconds), Stephen rose and walked out to his truck, which he adoringly treated like some pet horse or turtle. And of course, since no goodbye can ever last less than ten seconds, we then watched the amazing, unabridged saga of Stephen getting into his pickup, LC warmly observing, Stephen maybe going to say something, LC still watching, Stephen putting on the radio, LC still watching, Stephen scratching his chin, LC still watching, Stephen putting the car in reverse, LC shifting weight but still watching, Stephen testing the wipers — you get the point. To be fair, not all of that happened, per se, but seriously, with the time the camera lingered on this sequence, you would have thought the car had gone through a full inspection before Stephen finally pulled away.

The picture faded to black — clearly indicating the end of Act I — and as we returned for Act II, we found Kristin sitting somberly on the beach. Oh, and here comes Stephen to join her. GREAT. Why is there so much Stephen? This episode is supposed to be about the kids heading off to college. Well, my hopes were that this Stephen scene would be somewhat livelier than the one we had just witnessed, but alas, those were just pipe dreams. I should have known not to hold out such optimism. After all, I’ve always felt any Stephen scene was usually a snoozefest. Well, Kristin lamented to her ex that all year long, she’s wanted to leave Laguna, but now that the moment’s upon her, SHE DOESN’T WANT TO!! Your response, Sir Stephen:

“It’s weird, definitely,” he said before patting his hands together and literally tooting a sound that I can best spell as “blique!” To be fair, “blique” is Stephen-ese for “It’s all part of the passage of life. We must move on from our comfort zone and try new things, live new lives. Life is full of magnificent opportunities, wondrous experiences. Fly like the might eagle and soar to your potential!” So you see, it makes sense after all.

When Kristin was done expressing anxiety about the future, she and Stephen then took a stroll down memory lane as they reminisced on all those great times: the sushi on the beach, the towel on the beach, the… uh… sex on the beach? It probably happened. I don’t know. To be honest, at this point I had zoned out and was instead fixating on Kristin’s double-hoop earrings. Were they stolen from a birdcage?

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Oh look! An impossibly small parakeet has landed in Kristin’s earrings!

Anyway, this snoozefest had a momentary glimpse of excitement as a mysterious, black poodle pounced onto the beach, but alas, not even Darth Poodle could jazz up this scene. Later, Kristin lost control of herself as she began to cry, saying, “I’m so emotional right now!” And so Stephen hugged her. And hugged her. And hugged her. You know, as long as these two are busy, is there any chance that maybe we can get a Casey-dilla update? Anything? Just flash her face on the screen real quickly. Give us SOMETHING!

And for old times sake:

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Click on Casey to hear her request quesadillas…

Well, we never found out what Casey’s college departure was like, and as Stephen and Kristin parted ways, we faded to black once again. Yes, that’s right. The show used the entire second act on these two. I guess there are millions of people out there who still consider Kristin and Stephen the Luke and Laura for a new generation, but for the rest of us who’d rather see something more exciting (like say Jessica constructing a Jason voodoo doll), this was a minor disappointment. Anyway, we then moved to Kristin’s house where we found ourselves in familiar and welcomed territory: the Master packing sequence. Yes, in the classic style, Kristin dropped items into her suitcase while Roz quietly observed and occasionally assisted. Just like old times, man. Just like old times.

Kristin continued to express sadness, but the waterworks didn’t really get going until Jessica showed up. Then, with the trio together for possibly the last time ever, the group wallowing began in earnest. “How many memories have we had in this room?” Kristin asked.

“Getting ready, like sitting right here with the mirror right here,” Roz added.

“So many times it’s always like Jessica’s sitting right here, and like Alex and I in here,” Kristin added. Yes, the good old times. Who can ever forget all those explosive moments of… sitting around. So many memories…

Okay, I won’t be mean. I understood what the girls were getting at, and I could appreciate their sentimentality. After all, it wasn’t so long ago that I was in their position. Oh wait, it was sort of long ago, wasn’t it? Let’s not think about that.

By now, Jessica had begun to get teary, and Kristin was on the verge of spastic mess. After one particularly long pause, Kristin then turned to her trusty sidekick and said, “Thank GOD I don’t have to say goodbye to you!!” Poor Roz. No one ever says goodbye to her. (Actually, in this case, I’m pretty sure this was a quiet reference to the fact that Kristin and Roz would be living together in Los Angeles.) Nevertheless, Jessica and Kristin then embraced in a sob-filled hug, leaving Roz to awkwardly — nay, VERY awkwardly — observe from across the room. That’s right. You stay in the corner Roz. You will be invited to hug if and only if the others deem it appropriate. Oh, and fetch me a glass of water. NOW!!

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Um… I’ll just stand here and not hug anyone. That’s okay.

Outside, the hugs continued as Jessica and Kristin bawled in each others arms, again shunning Roz from the hug-fest. “I love you, J!” Kristin sobbed. “I love you too!” Jessica replied back (“I love you, K” would have been a much better response. It’s called parallelism, JESSICA). Eventually the girls opened up the hugs to the public, which meant Roz could finally get some hot, three-way-crying action. If only they had one more person. It totally would have been series finale of the Golden Girls. Or Mary Tyler Moore, I suppose. Either way, Betty White would be involved.

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And so Jessica drove off into the sunset to commence the next chapter of her life — a chapter entitled “The Ten Years I Stalked Jason.” Meanwhile, over at Talan’s house, J. Wahl had popped up to say goodbye to his bud. “Love you,” Jason said. “Love you,” Talan replied. See ya in an hour in Los Angeles! In the apartment you both will be living in!

Hey, where’s Cedric? How could we not see the big Jason/Ceddy goodbye? Like OMG!! That is just wrong! Laziness on the part of the producers, I say! Well, our boy Ced may not have been given a proper farewell, but fear not! We did get to say adios to LC. Again. Thankfully, the scene was brief, but we did have to watch as Lauren loaded up her car and hugged her choked-up parents goodbye. Yes, she was heading all the way up to Los Angeles — a full 65 miles away! Seriously, that’s a long trek, keeping in mind that LC’s parents travel exclusively by horse and buggy.

As the show ended, we found Kristin gazing over the beaches of Laguna, reminiscing on all the good times: her and Stephen at the sports shop, her and Stephen at Pomodoro, her yelling “My car is dunzo!”, the prom, the laughter in the car! The hugs! The bonfires! The Christmas party! The slides in Cabo — how slippery they were! The drunk fiestas! The graduation robes!! That conversation with Stephen just a few hours ago!!! SO MANY MEMORIES!! We need to Kenny Rogers this up. All together now: “Through the years, through all the good and bad, I knew how much we had, I’ve always been so glad…”

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And so Kristin hopped into her brand new BMW and drove off to some unknown destination (probably a 7 Eleven), thus ending the tumultuous breakout season two of Laguna Beach. Thankfully, Damien was there to hold us in his arms as he greeted us from the TRL studios once again. “Well, that was truly incredible right there. An episode filled with so much drama,” he said. Drama? Did he even SEE the show?

So now the first big test. Did the girls in the studio audience — those fickle creatures with nothing but a throw pillow to keep them happy — enjoy the episode? The answer: YES. They really liked it a lot! But maybe they were just saying that because moments later LC came out to talk about the experience. Honestly, I was so taxed from this oh-so-touching finale that I didn’t have the heart to recap her interview. I was quite amused, however, when LC said that after two years, it was finally time to move on from Laguna Beach, and then promptly plugged her new show The Hills — which, by the way, looks like Laguna but features these really strange people called “adults.” Creepy!

Of course, we also saw a preview for next season of Laguna Beach, which seems to feature bustier, trashier girls, LC’s less attractive younger sister, reigning ethnic girl Cami, and lots and lots of Abercrombie models/high school guys. I’ll do a full dissection of this preview in another post, but for now, let’s just sit back and remember the season that was.

What did you think of the finale? Did it live up to your expectations? Did you cry? Was this season better or worse than season 1?

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325 Comments

  1. 1
    amber
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:25 pm

    B-Side! I love you!!!!!

  2. 2
    Kim M
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:29 pm

    Great final re-cap b-side….we are going to miss u, for now atleast since I’m hoping that you’ll be recapping LC’s new show and LB3 (if I even watch it) in the future. I have to admit, this episode was a real tearjerker. I cried for about 3.2 seconds.I felt like I knew these people personally.

    I noticed that when Kristin and Jessica were saying their goodbyes that Roz didn’t really say goodbye to Jessica, I’m wondering if here and Roz were ever really that good of friends, or if they kinda just hung around each other cuz of Kristin. These goodbyes didn’t seem that serious considering that most of them would be seeing each other in LA, with an exception of Jessica and Taylor.

    The next LB will never compare, even LC’s show will still not be the same without the other cast members, but I will still tune into her show. The cast of the new LB is ugly…and they seem really lame. I am not very interested. LC’s sister is hideous compared to her.

    Well that’s my novel for now, I’m positive i’ll write more later lol.

  3. 3
    debhalliefisher
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:31 pm

    This was the worst LB episode. Super boring. And Stephen is such a camera hog.

  4. 4
    Kim M
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    *her

  5. 5
    Stephanie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    Maybe it’s bc I hated high school, and never thought for a second about missing it, but am I the only one who thought it was totally weird getting teary eyed about moving 65 miles away? Especially when the majority of your friends are moving to the same town? I know people who commute to LA everyday from Laguna.

  6. 6
    Alexis
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    This season was really good, but season 1 is still my favorite.

  7. 7
    giggles2sy
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    i had to laugh whenever stephen entered the scene. i kept waiting for the strange noises, clicks, ect. and i couldnt wait to hear your take on it.
    well done b-side, well done.

  8. 8
    Am
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    This finale really wasn’t as good as I thought it was. We didn’t get to see the emotional goodbye between Jason & Ced, we didn’t get to see Casey, what the heck is Alex M. doing/going?
    You’re totally right, Ced totally has a penis head. Good job B-side!

  9. 9
    Am
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:40 pm

    *would be

    Plus – I TOTALLY noticed how much Steven beeped & buzzed this episode – I thought he was going to explode when he hugged LC from behind and bent her over the bed!

  10. 10
    aminola
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Random thoughts,
    Now that the season is over, some tings I noticed during the marathon and wonder about:
    1) What’s with the orange “Livestrong-type” bracelets that alot of the guys (especially) wear?
    2) Notice how Jessica gets the “Apprentice Bill Rancic” lip-scrunching thing whenever she’s uncomfortable, nervous or in an awkward situation (which was alot)?
    3) Speaking of uncomfortable, did anybody else notice that skull that Jessica had in her bedroom? Just a bit creepy…
    4) Is Talan color-blind, because his prom jacket and slacks weren’t even the same shade of white! His fashion sense leaves alot to be desired (but then again, I’ve seen the picture with Ryan Cabrera!)
    5) What was the name of the song playing at the end of the finale?
    6) It looked like Steven kissed his own arm when he sat next to Kristin on the beach and put her in a headlock! He seemed a whole lot more at ease with romance last season. Between the clicks, ticks, and head pats (to both Kristin and LC), he just seems dorky now.
    7) And finally, the worst thing about this season: Not enough LO! But, I have to admit that Kristin evolved into a somewhat likeable person this season.
    Her goodbye with Jessica was very touching and sweet.

  11. 11
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    I didn’t care much for the finale. I thought there was going to be closure for some people. But I forgot this was Laguna Beach. I didn’t cry either. But I must say that this season was a little better than the first all thanks to the man with the golden balls: Jason! His love life created all the drama this season.

    As for next season, let’s call it what it is: My Super Sweet Sixteen with ugly chicks.

  12. 12
    Laurel
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    Yesssss! I’ve been waiting for this, and as usual, you do not dissappoint.

    What was disappointing was this episode. Nothing happened. I was hoping there would be some kind of drama, but no.

  13. 13
    maria
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    i thought the episode was great! and i can’t wait to see the hills and LB3. the only thing i didn’t like was the host of the “live” show…has he ever even seen the show? it was like he read off index cards the whole time. he should get fired.

  14. 14
    sadie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:48 pm

    I AM BOYCOTTING THE NEXT SEASON BECAUSE I HATE CAMI!

    anyways, lc’s sister is like…not cute.

    The Hills….hi paris hilton has a movie called…THE HILLZ! so original mtv! It will be boring i mean come on LC is so boring and just…annoying.

    Im really going to hate next season because I really can’t stand Cami or her little friends on myspace.

  15. 15
    Laurel
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    Sadie, agree.

    Cami isn’t exactly cute either. But I’ll definitely be watching that sh*t.

  16. 16
    Kristy
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    MASH! I cried. Cried. You are freaking hilarious!!

    I <3 you!!

    I will miss your recaps and the Guna kids. Sad sad day.

  17. 17
    iheartlaguna
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:52 pm

    This was a great re-cap…I’ve been waiting all day for it to come out. I laughed so hard at the “noises” Stephen makes. I’ll miss these recaps every week now that the show’s over. Can’t wait to see what’s next.

  18. 18
    Robyn
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    B-Side you rule! Thanks for taking an ungodly boring episode and making it hilarious.

    Please do reviews on The Hills too!

  19. 19
    Rachey
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:57 pm

    The episode sucked but the previews for the Hills and LB3 looked promising. What do you guys think?

  20. 20
    Misty
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    I admit it freely: I’ll watch ‘The Hills’ and I’ll probably watch LB3, too. I said I wasn’t going to watch LB2 and I did, so why lie to myself?

    Thanks for all the great recaps this season, B-side. Hope you’re around for next season and LC’s big show.

  21. 21
    Jen
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    the wierd sounds coming from stephen were the most exciting part of this lame episode…

    great recap b-side!

  22. 22
    Misty
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    By the way, LOVED the MASH reference. Your shack must be down the street from my mansion, where I live with Bruce Willis and 5 kids and drive a Lamborghini.

  23. 23
    I miss it already
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    My biggest question (which carried over from last season) is why the HELL do these people bring two suitcases maximum to college? I filled an entire van when I went and I KNOW these bitches have more stuff than I do. Also, what’s with everyone going to college solo? Are the parents really that uninvolved (not only did fashionista LC took her lousy two suitcases with her to San Fran, she had to fly there alone!)
    Do people’s parents not take the annual trek to college with them anymore? Are these parents really that distant? Or maybe they came later with the rest of their things and MTV just wanted dramatic shots of the stars driving away? This is really irritating me..I suppose it will give me something to ponder while we nearly a year for season 3

  24. 24
    Bad TV for Life
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    Awesome again, Bside. Good job making a dull episode seem like it was fantastic. Can’t wait to hear your comments on LB3 and The Hills…

  25. 25
    G
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:08 pm

    Anyone living in Boston, there is a meet and greet at Felt Thursday, like 20 or 30 dollars 10pm- 2am…. Its going to be Stephen and Caveman, I want to go but Im too lazy and cheap, it would be fun to get pics and post them for us all to see as we go thru withdrawl….

  26. 26
    Ozone Dude
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    Season 1 was way better – there was actual drama then. I was so sad Casey didn’t get any screentime – she was my all-time favorite. And we bet money you’d give us a count on the number of times “weird” was said. It was numbering in the hundreds, especially in one brief exchange between Kristin, Jessica and the sidekick. Oh, till next year. Actually, I thought LC’s show looked rather interesting, I guess because I live there, and even Anna Wintour, the NYC Vogue beast, showed up for a cameo in that preview. What if L.C. and Anna have a smackdown over L.C.’s Vogue internship. Now that could get interesting, because L.C. will cry Anna into submission using the same strange power she uses to keep getting herself new MTV reality shows.

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    stephanie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    hey can you post the address for camis myspace. i just was lookin for it but i couldnt find it

  28. 28
    ruplub
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:15 pm

    Viva la B-Side!

    Does anything ever happen on this show? They talk about all the ‘drama’ but it’s all staged to begin with.

    Yet, I can’t stop watching.

    Please help me.

    Season 3 looks like a slutty snooze-fest. How many guys looked like those boys in high school? The girls look kinda crusty as well.

  29. 29
    matt
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    I for one am PSYCHED about season 3 of LB. MTV realized that this show is golden- so expect a lot more money to be spent on producing this next season. Also, the newbies look AMAZING. A bunch of busty, bitchy brunettes and ridiculously toned Abercrombie-esque surfers. Can’t wait!

  30. 30
    jaclyn
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:23 pm

    im a huge laguna fan but the season finale was disappointing.. im really excited for the hills though, and even though lb3 looks like its probably guna be stupid, im stoked for that too

  31. 31
    Vk
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:31 pm

    Omg.. I cried my eyes out. I wish that they would have focused on casey, ced, j-wahl . not just the bitch trio. And is Alex M even going to college ? It was good tho, i refuse to watch LB3 it looks just like a bunch of little 14 yr olds tryin to be biotches..the hillz should be interesting w/ Lc b/c she always is. I hope they have some sort of Lb2 reunion.

  32. 32
    LiLu
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    i really can’t believe they are even bothering with a 3rd season…didn’t mtv learn anything from sorority life?

  33. 33
    love-JESS
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    I really thought that this episode was very lax. There was nothing really going on that they could not have done at the end of last week’s episode and taken up less time……..BUT, MTV wanted to get all they could out of the season and I am glad that there was one more episode. It was all worth it to see LC in the studio and plug her new show which we got to see….LOOKS NICE.

    The preview for LB3 was really worth watching the show. I am glad there is going to be a season 3. It looked like from the previews that Jessica and Taylor were going to make cameos, which is nice because any more of JESS is sweet. Also next season looks like a lot of want to models both guys and girls, and a VERY top heavy busty young woman by the name of Cami, too bad she is not very good looking or she would be the best of the bunch.

    See ya next year!!!

  34. 34
    I Heart B-Side
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:40 pm

    I just discovered tvgasm (yes I’ve been living in a very dark basement) and Laguna Beach is one of my favorite shows. B-Side you are my favorite out of the bunch and I’ve read all of your “re-capping” but this final one had me snorting and spitting out drinks and nearly choking the entire time! I love you! You’re hilarious. Thank you so much for making my day(s). I really do hope you cover LB3 and The Hills also. I can’t wait. By the way, the picture with the guy drowning made me roll off of my bed. Too funny.

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    Brad Piff
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    One reason to watch LB 3 – Cami’s double D’s.

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    I Heart Dar Williams
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    aminola (#10) that song is called “Farewell to the Old Me” and its by Dar Williams. (I was so psyched when they played it and then double psyched when you asked about it– Ms. Williams is a phenomenal singer/songwriter that I have loved for years! Anything to “spread the word!”)

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    Marla
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    The recap is def more entertaining than the finale. I mean…how much crying. Season 3 certainly will be different. With MTV in the LB for 2+ years now, do we seriously think the new crop of kids are going to be “spontaneous” ….they are all HARSH-looking…not a well scrubbed fresh face amongst them

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    Taz
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    i agree Marla…it’s like “Real World” or “Survivor”…once the first season has aired, the subsequent seasons try to outdo the originals.

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    Beth
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    Cedric does look like a giant penis there. When I first saw the preview, I thought Why does he look so weird? The second time I saw it I told my boyfriend He looks like a penis!!

    Love the reference to Mash!

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    larabell
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    i wish instead of airing the episode they would’ve just posted your recap on tv because it was way more entertaining than the boring, crap they showed last night.

    also: as i was ready to shoot myself from the boredom i was ‘being forced’ to endure, i did catch myself paying attention to kristin’s earrings instead of the ‘conversation’ going on.

    and yes, roz looked real uncomfortable in the kristin-jessica (oops, sorry, i meant j- wtf? we haven’t heard anyone call her this til the last 20 minutes of the season) hugging scene.

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    megan
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:22 pm

    For some reason whenever I saw someone drive off in their car into the sunset (ie: Stephen and Jessica)that a car would come screeching around the corner and smash right into the side….
    maybe that was a dream sequence LC had in the 4th act.

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    Mike
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    Alex M. gets larger with every episode compare the first episode to now and you will see what I mean.

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    hee hee
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:32 pm

    “Hey, where’s Cedric? How could we not see the big Jason/Ceddy goodbye? Like OMG!! That is just wrong! Laziness on the part of the producers, I say!”

    Not laziness– they’re just holding out for “Laguna Beach: Too Hot for TV!!” :P

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    Lauren
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    Work finale ever. Completely lackluster and should have been an hour long.

    Next season looks just awful– like not even good enough for me to watch for stupidity’s sake. All the girls look way young and they wear too much makeup. And the boys are on steroid.

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    Napagal
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    I think “The Hills” sounds great. The world L.C. is entering definitely is way way out of the LAGUN-CACOON. Mean, mean, magazine, fashion world. It will be great to see if a child of LB can hack it in the all-too-real-world…..I am watching for SURE..Cannot wait!!

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    jbombs
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:36 pm

    was it me or did alex m go from being on the fence of attractive at season’s start to bloated drug addicted cow on TRL at seasons end? definitely NOT one of laguna’s finest chicas and hence not attending fancy university in LA. LB3 will be a boring, whiney, wave-catching, leathery-skinned underage sex drugs and blurred out bumcracks fest like noneother. CANT WAIT! but on the serious side: B-Side your re-cap was top notch; please come back for next seasons awesome lineup!

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    Andrea
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    “Cedric commented, looking amusingly like a giant penis head in the process.”

    “‘blique’ is Stephen-ese for ‘It’s all part of the passage of life. We must move on from our comfort zone and try new things, live new lives. Life is full of magnificent opportunities, wondrous experiences. Fly like the might eagle and soar to your potential!’”

    HI-LARIOUS! I was cracking up for a good 15 minutes. Loved the Mash reference, as well.

    The girls shown in the LB3 preview appeared ridiculously skanky. I think the show is headed downhill from this point on; the new cast members will be trying wayy to hard to emulate situations from previous seasons.

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    fefee
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    THE ORANAGE BRACELET IS FROM DIETERS CHARITY, “RUNNING HOME OF TEENS” he’s the only kid from this show that took the notority and did something meaningful with it.

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    Molly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    I agree with Marla and Taz — why didn’t they find a new group of real KIDS — this new crop looks like they have all the innocence of Lizzie Grubman!!

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    whocares
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:51 pm

    really great recap

    lb3 looks like parties drunk madeup fake kids living on wealth. i will miss the old cast ne ways yes please recap the hills if its any good.

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    whocares
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:52 pm

    where did lc’s sister come from? she just popped up!!

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    Taz
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    maybe LC’s sister just got out of rehab?

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    Mandi
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    I watched the marathon yesterday and pointed that out to my husband. I did not realize how big Alex M had gottten until yesterday.

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    Nikki
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    B-Side, you’ve managed to find humor in one of the most boring episodes ever….so kudos to you on that. I’ll admit, I got a little misty eyed when Kristin started crying with Jessica, but that’s all you get. And I am just so tired of Stephen and LC being camera sluts….GET OFF OF MY TV. And thank you B-side for saying, “I was quite amused, however, when LC said that after two years, it was finally time to move on from Laguna Beach, and then promptly plugged her new show The Hills”…I too was like o.k. if you’re done with MTV then why the hell are you still having cameras stalk you. And let’s be real about it…she’s not that exciting to watch in the first place. I don’t even know about Laguna Beach 3 either ’cause the girls look like trannies and the guys look like they have spent the last 2 years pumping steroids for a chance to be on this show. No 16 year old should like like these kids. But that’s how MTV plans on hooking us in…They plan on putting the Hillz on in Spring and making us wait until the Summer for Season 3 of LB, so that way we’ll all be so desperate to see someone from LB, that we’ll be forced to watch the Hillz just for a fix…brilliant marketing plan. Alright MTV…you get my attention for 3 episodes maximum of the Hillz…if you don’t sell by the 3rd episode, consider me on strike until next summer….I’d really rather watch trannies and steroid freaks then LC anyways

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    Taz
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    “trannies & steroid freaks”…LMAO! nikki, too funny.

    you know it did look like the chicas had been to “Alex’s Finishing School of Manly Essence”!

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    nics
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:08 pm

    did anyone else see the mtv commercials for the finale that said it was gonna be 1 hour commerical free? not 20 minutes of show and 10 minutes of babble (the previews here hot though)? i was bummed when it wrapped @ 10:20…boooooooo mtv.

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    J
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:13 pm

    Just like last episode; totally boring but with more crying. Yep, the season ended with a whimper, not a bang.

    As for where they will all be in ten years, I can totally see Kristin as a high-priced call girl.

    Also, is it me or did Kristin gain some weight? I’m not saying she’s fat, she just looks like she has more to her than she used to and she has rolls where she didn’t before.

    I figured out the mathematical formula for this episode…
    crying crying crying + slow sad song = Boring episode of Laguna Beach.

    The ending was so dumb.
    Producer: “Hey, uhhh, Kristen…can you go stand by the beach and look at the water for a little while? We need a frame for our montage scene, ok? Thanks, you’re a pro.”
    Just such a manufactured moment. And how many times was Kristin looking at the waves this episode? Three? Four?

    I really enjoyed how this was a commercial free episode of Laguna yet it still was only 22 minutes long. What, the producers couldn’t give us eight extra minutes of boring footage? Lazy bastards.

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    Diane
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:23 pm

    I was absolutely appalled that we didn’t get to see Casey’s departure.

    There would’ve been such a touching Imelda-Casey moment, because god knows that she has no other friends in Laguna.

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    ALECIA
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:28 pm

    LC’S SISTER IS SO FUCKING UGLY!!! WTF WHOP WANTS TO SEE THAT? IS SHE ADOPTED LOL

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    suebee
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    It would have been nice to hear on the show about what these kids are doing post-graduation. If I wasn’t on this site, I wouldn’t know. Are they going to college? Why is Jess staying behind in Laguna? What about dark-haired Alex? Cedric? Is Kristin really going to college? I doubt it.

    Like someone else said, I wasn’t so emotional when I left for college. I was excited. It’s kind of like when they all freaked out at graduation for no reason.

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    lizzy
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    I was very disappointed that they didn’t show the LC & Jason make up …they’re together now right? They didn’t even show him in the preview for “The Hills” – what’s up with that?

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    Succ A. Coc
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    LC’s sister looks like the butler from the Addams family.

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    Tanya
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    Let’s lighten-up on LC’s sister. Are WE ALL SO HOT!!! We are not living large when we are all so addicted to LB. Look in the mirror people!

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    Stacey
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:54 pm

    The finale SUCKED. I’ll admit though that i did get teary eyed seeing everyone leave. watching the show for the last 2 seasons made me feel like i know everyone. and im a senior in high school so ill be going through this soon enough. did they show enough stephen of what??? hes already been through this, but it felt like it was too much of him and Kristin, although i do like her. it just wasnt really closure, especially since theres a new group of kids for LB3. it was TOO SHORT for a finale. I will watch LC’s show to see how it turns out but LB3 looks like SH!T. All the girls look like 13 year old sluts who party and drink all the time and want attention from the 20 year old Abercrombie looking guys in the show. i mean come on, what high school guys look like that? The first season of Laguna was the best because it seemed the most REAL and mellow. The second season was still good cause there was a lot of drama, and i liked Jessica and Taylor being added to the show. but this new season looks like a flop. I was very dissappointed with the finale. But thank you B-SIDE for all your HILARIOUSx10000000 recaps. i laughed at every one of them. ill miss them every week!

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    jen
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:55 pm

    B-Side, when you do the recaps of LB3 and “The Hills” please include a recap of Kristin being PUNK’D. It was the GREATEST PUNK EVER!! If you haven’t seen it, it aired on the latest episode of punk’d.

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    izzy
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:56 pm

    Lizzy: I agree…i wanted to know what was up with the kids now, you know like an update…

    I hope they have a reunion or something. Those are the best on MTV.

    Just so you know, I am a big fan of the show, however,
    I was not a big fan of the last show. There may not have been commercials but they might as well have put them in. I’ve never seen an episode filled with so many awkward, quiet moments and wasted footage. It’s like they took all the extra footage of scenery from the other eps and put it in this one. The kids hardly even spoke about anything!!!

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    izzy
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:57 pm

    p.s. Did anyone notice that on “The Hills” preview that LC was trying to get with another guy? Where’s Jason in all of this??

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    jen
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    and if you don’t want to wait for the re-airings of punk’d this week you can go to the punk’d website at mtv.com and watch a shortened version that cuts out the beginning of the prank, but that shows the best part

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    I can't believe I post
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    I thought LC’s sister Brianna was pretty cute. What really cracks me up is that any girl that would come on here and diss her after seeing a 2 second blurb, has a personality that is about as desirable as a yeast infection.

    Brianna don’t worry those are the same girls that sit home on the weekends, and have no clue why guys aren’t interested.

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    chucky
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 4:59 pm

    Nice recap.

    Anyone else notice this?

    When Stephen and LC were outside at her house looking toward the ocean and MTV played that same Five for Fighting song(100 Years???) they played in Season 1/Episode 1 when those two were in the exact same location as LC’s house was being built.

    Closure. MTV style.

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    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    THIS JUST IN:

    Us Weekly says that LC and Jason are still dating. Kristin is a communications major in college. Alex M. asnd Roz live together and Jessica is attendind community college in Laguna and hangs out with Dieter.

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    2 Old 4 This
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:05 pm

    “K-DAWG in the house”

    B-side you friggin kill me!

    BTW: shame on you for saving photoshop for the last recap of the season. It was the smile of the week!

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    Jen
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    B-Side, THANK YOU for all the hard work you’ve put into the tremendous recaps this season!!!!

    =)

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    Jen!
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:39 pm

    Okay…so last night..I totally yelled at my son’s g/f for getting me so addicted to LB! I mean, for Christ’s sake, I am a 38 year old woman with kids in college and I am addicted to this crap. She (the g/f) said she was sorry (I’ll just bet!) and then asked if I would be watching LB3 – Like OMG, Hell yes!

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    Diane
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    If US Weekly is right, i wonder when LC and Jason got back together?

    How many sightings did people see of them after the ridiculous car date?

    As for the people who said they couldn’t believe they got so emotional, i think it might be more emotional for smaller town kids. I know i was a wreck just like Kristin.

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    Jen!
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    Post# 71
    “THIS JUST IN:
    Us Weekly says that LC and Jason are still dating. Kristin is a communications major in college. Alex M. asnd Roz live together and Jessica is attendind community college in Laguna and hangs out with Dieter.”

    Actually, Jessica attends college at Saddleback CC in Mission Viejo (which Roz pointed out through B-Side was “the new Chino”) I wonder how Jess copes with attending college in the ‘slums’ of Mission Viejo?? Poor Jess! *oozing with sarcasm

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    kylie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    I thought that kristin would have the show, anyway I more than likely wont watch lb3 but might tune into laurens show. and I love your reviews everythime an episode ended I would come onto tvgasm and read your recaps! hahahaha love it.

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    Nicole7
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:09 pm

    LOL did anyone notice how when cedric, talan and jason were leaving the beach to go home, cedric pauses at the bottom of the steps and pretends to gaze out at the ocean? Then he walks up the stairs behind the other two guys checking out their asses. Smooth, Cedric.

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    NJLBFan
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:21 pm

    The only good part about the finale last night was watching the scenes for the new shows. I’m going to hate LB3 already, I can just tell. Don’t get me wrong- I’m SURE I’ll watch it, just like everyone else who reads this (don’t lie), just to see what it’s like. But all those girls are hoping something big will happen to their talentless lives too so they figured they should carry on the torch of a reality show.

    I’ll definitely be watching the Hills!

    B-side- this was the funniest recap EVER! I especially love the Ced pic and the man drowning in the ocean. I heart you!

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    Kim M
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    LC and Jason must’ve gotten back together a while after the fact, since he doesn’t seem to be in her new show at all. Maybe she met up with him at some point later on? I don’t know….I had just assumed after watching the final episode and the previews of the new show that they never actually did get back together, and that those pics we were seeing of them were taken during the 3 months of time that they were dating.

    But I guess if US weekly says they are still together then it must be true, but for some reason I still doubt it.

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    Shelly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:39 pm

    Lizzy:

    I’m with you regarding LC and Jason’s relationship (or lack thereof?). After airing all that “drama� at the fashion show and the pair’s subsequent break up, why wouldn’t we get to see them reconcile if in fact they got back together? The only thing I can think of is that MTV wants us to tune into LC’s new show in anticipation of possibly being able to see them reunite. MTV probably figures if we saw them reunite on Laguna Beach then maybe fewer of us would tune in to “The Hills� (I think that’s what it’s called) to see how that whole situation played out.

    B-Side:

    On a recent shopping trip to the mall, I made a very “random� purchase of some earrings very similar to Kristin’s “birdcage� pair. From this point forward, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to put them on without smiling and visualizing a teeny-tiny parrot inside of them…hilarious!

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    victoria
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    I just read in one of my gossip mags that after the Halloween fight between LC & Jason, it’s off for good.
    I got a little teary eyed. (I’m 35=loser:)
    Next season’s kids look like a Jackie Collins movie. Anyone agree? The new kids have gotta be 30 years old!
    Don’t like Cami at all!!!!!!!!

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    manDa
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:41 pm

    LB Obsessed, thanX for the update. i have to admit, i am really hoping LC and Jason are together. LC seems happy and also she brings out the best in him (when he’s not on X! lol!)

    B-side! Thank you for all the recaps. I actually started checking out this site bc of Big Brother 6… you had me hooked after 2 recaps! I didnt even watch LB till I read your recaps. They are so great! I definitely loved the personal touch you added to the photos this time. Def. you should keep that up with next season.

    Yea, sorry for the long post… had to give props to B-side, since I never have before.

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    BtchenB
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    LC and Stephen are such camera whores. The new kids for LB3 does look sluttier, bitchier and FuGlier. Maybe I shouldn’t be so hard on them… Slutty=DRAMA, and that’s what we freakin need.

    I want my Kristin back. She is the reason why I watch this trainwreck anyway. I’m glad and sad that she decided not to have cameras follow her around anymore, documenting her every moves unlike some people (LC, I’m talking to you, attention whore). I guess I’ll just wait for her in the movies and the pics the papparazi captured on their camera.

    Team Kristin rules.

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    Courtney
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:54 pm

    Did anyone else notice that LC was kind of a dud when she was being interviewed at the end? She wasn’t looking at the camera or smiling at all.

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    M La
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 6:56 pm

    This recap was so funny!! Especially because B Side noticed all the same things I did. Like how much Cedric seroiusly does look like a penis… he’s like a crusty scab you just want to flick off. And the beach scene b/t Kristin and Stephen was so boring I was checking out her earrings too!! Don’t the producers know that absolutely nobody has an interest in Stephen and Kristin anymore… except Stephen himself. And I totally caught Roz being left out of the friends hug.
    Next season’s girls look like they’ve been dragged through the mud, not attractive at all, and really, from here on out, any guy that agrees to be on this show is a douche bag that should get their ass kicked. Cami has about two lines in this season and now she gets to be the main focus?? Come on… and you know they just threw in that footage of this season’s people just to get people to watch, but they won’t really be on it.

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    Moxie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:04 pm

    I know The Hills hasn’t even started yet, but I have to say for the record how irritated I am that Lauren gets an internship at Teen Vogue. It’s clearly based on a giant “product placement” deal (for lack of a better term) that Teen Vogue wants to have with MTV (to compete with Seventeen magazine and their Miss Seventeen show). I will give Lauren credit for the fact that she is a fashion student, but I can bet you that either MTV approached Teen Vogue and asked for her internship, or more likely, Teen Vogue approached MTV and offered it up in return for being prominently featured in the new show.

    Believe me, I know that ALL of these coveted internships at top magazines are tied to major nepotism/connections, but it just irks me how transparent that whole arrangement is…..

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    The Svan
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    That show sucks. Glad it’s over.

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    Shelly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:12 pm

    Courtney,

    Yes, I absolutely noticed that LC was very reserved while being interviewed at the end. At first I thought, well she’s always been pretty low-key (except for the whole Jason/fashion show disaster), so it’s par-for-the-course. But then I thought, if she wants to promote her new series, maybe she should be showing a little more enthusiasm. Maybe she was just nervous in front of a live audience. But I totally agree that she was lacking in any type of emotion during the interview.

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    SisterM
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:27 pm

    LC may have been lowkey while being interviewed. But she was way more dignified than Steven on TRL (earlier that afternoon). He definitely was trying to hard to be cool. I think he wants his own TV show on Nickelodeon! TWERPY

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    katie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:31 pm

    things i noticed after the episode:
    + apparently everyone’s mom is named karen.
    + lc’s parents kind of look like the cohens (very skinny blonde mom and slightly chubby dark haired surf dad)
    +why did taylor look like such a bum when she was packing…?
    +no talan/kristen goodbye?

    when b-side commented that jess was going to talk to her kids about jason, did anyone get wet hot american summer flashbacks?
    j is a total gail.

    it was also kind of amusing that they were reminiscing about how many good times they had in kristens room…didn’t she just move to that house less than a year ago.. she lived in a different house last season for sure.

    i think last season was more moving since most people…um. left …for good. it was definitely more real and only a few of them became total whores who hook up/hang out with the hiltons.

    i concur with the consensus…hills looks kinda cool.. LB3 = lame.
    was the polster in the hills?

    lo and trey should get their own show..for sure.

    p.s. kristen’s punk’d was amazing and she was very funny and genuine.

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    katie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:45 pm

    it’s amazing that you can turn such an uninteresting final episode into an amusing recap, i thank god everyday for your talented writing capabilities

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    Shelly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:48 pm

    Very true SisterM, LC has always conducted herself in a dignified fashion. She was just particularly mellow during the post-show interview. But she is most definitely a class act.

    As for Stephen, who knows what’s going on with him? You’re right, he is trying way too hard to be cool. That bong/flipping-the-bird photo is a prime example of how hard he is trying. I wonder if he’s always been like that or if he has become that way as a result of the show. Maybe he just doesn’t know how to behave any more now that he’s semi-famous (I say that loosely).

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    LadyW
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    Don’t you think it is driving Kristen CRAZY that, in the end, it’s L.C. who got her own show!!! Talan and Steven are also probably pretty frustrated — they tried so hard. LC didn’t

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    guta
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:04 pm

    I cant believe this post has 94 comments already! I fell behind reading last week’s comments because I was so busy reading about the Food Network!! I’M SO FAR BEHIND IN MY TVGASM!!! This is almost hard to catch up than homework :(

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    JJ
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:05 pm

    The only good thing about this finale was that I was laughing hysterically every time Stephen beeped and booped like R2D2. You’re the best, B-Side.

    Also, is MTV trying to tell us that they couldn’t find ANY high school chick in Laguna w/o bad acne or bad hair extensions? Good lord, those LB3 girls are hideous.

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    Diane
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:07 pm

    Kristen’s episode of punk’d is on right now. (11 o’clock) if anyone hasn’t seen it.

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    guta
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:12 pm

    *hardER, sorry!! i’ve actually graduated college a few times!

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    Rachel
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:40 pm

    OMG you are too funny! Haha has anyone else noticed that LC’s voice has gotten raspier since last season? And Kristin has packed on the pounds? Eh, I’m probably the only lame Laguna lover that notices these things…the next season looks horrible…the girls look like straight white trash and I freakin hate Cami. She’s fat and has a receding hairline. I watch Laguna Beach so I can go “OMG I’m so jealous, everyone is so pretty and rich!!” and with Cami as part of the cast next season, I just don’t feel like I can do that anymore.

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    Kelly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:42 pm

    Booo season 3! i have a bad feeling it will center around the universe of the “all-knowing” beastly cami, can’t the producers just trail them all to la? but who am i kidding, i’ll still watch

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    Laurie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:00 pm

    Well, it’s over. Thanks for all the great recaps. They’ve been as entertaining as the show! The Hills and LB Season 3 don’t look very interesting to me. LC just isn’t compelling enough to make me care about having her own show.

    One thing I noticed in last night’s episode: Cedric is a much better surfer than Talan and J. Wahl, plus he’s got his HS diploma!

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    Andrea
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:00 pm

    Don’t you think it is driving Kristen CRAZY that, in the end, it’s L.C. who got her own show!!! Talan and Steven are also probably pretty frustrated — they tried so hard. LC didn’t

    LadyW, #94: I think LC tried extremely hard to get attention! All those parties she threw at her palatial beachfront mansion were definite ploys to get camera time. Also, what she said at the fashion show really amused me:

    “I’m not in high school anymore; I shouldn’t have to deal with this.”

    She is trying to project herself as a very mature person compared to the other, high-school age, castmembers. However, I think she is just as immature as everyone else on the show. In reality, she probably only hung out with the (former) seniors to gain attention from the cameras.

  103. 103
    carrie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:01 pm

    now that this season’s done i suggest everyone check out mtv overdrive because of the little hints at the real lives of these ‘guna tunas. for example, if you watch both cedric’s and jason’s tour of their rooms you’ll notice that they both have the exact same lubricant -…er, lotion! coincidence? i think not!
    you can also learn the definitions of complicated and exclusive slang words like “gnarly” and “stoked” directly from the kids
    …and it’s only a little condescending.

  104. 104
    larabee
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:09 pm

    or the producers knew after season 1 that in order to keep people watching they had to keep the original triangle of kristin, stephen, and lauren.

    and i truly believe half the ‘parties’ on this show- at lc’s house and not- were fabricated and forced by mtv.

  105. 105
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:14 pm

    Rachel (post #99)

    I totally agree about watching and feeling “I-wish-I was-her” with this last two casts, but the new girls really suck. I was cuter than them in HS and I’m not all that hot to begin with.

    Anyhoo, I did say I wasn’t going to watch LB3, but what I meant to say was that I’m going to watch but I’m not going to like it ;)

    Love you B-Side. Please don’t forget us, your loyal subjects, and throw us an LB3 or The Hills bone next season.

  106. 106
    Lady W
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    Andrea -
    Let’s forgive LC for anything she said after she saw Jason’s “momentary lack of judgement”… (i.e. I’m not in H.S.) Jason will always be in H.S.

    But I will agree she did overuse that house…”my house” “my house” …..sorry honey IT’s YOUR PARENT’s House…..but her father is an architect so the whole show was a commercial for his services ….what a good daughter

  107. 107
    manDa
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:32 pm

    Andrea, you might be right about LC, but i always thought the producers forced those types of get-togethers so they could have them all in one place. They like to suggest scenarios…maybe LC was just following script!

  108. 108
    Lady W
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:39 pm

    Andrea — By the way. LC did handle herself like a mature person after the Jason incident. Let’s see didn’t the H.S. girls Alex and Jessica make fools of themselves over his skanky but. LC “kicked him to the curb”….she banned him from her home….so maybe that house is a symbol for a lot of things in that show and the MTV people know it.

  109. 109
    Lori
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:48 pm

    This was either the worst episode ever or I’ve become too good at seeing through the scripting of this show. Not that I’m not looking forward to The Hills (I SO am!), but I’ll pass on LB Season 3. Did anyone notice Spackled Senior, who looked like she was about 35?

  110. 110
    Diane
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:52 pm

    Haha, i just found out that Polster’s first name is Loren.

    So standard. Does everyone in Laguna have to be named Alex or Lauren? geez.

  111. 111
    Talansrealold.
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:08 pm

    The Awful Truth
    w/ Ted Casablanca

    Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O, jackassing their skinny butts around in the elevated section. Eh, these two are so five years ago, don’t you think? As for so five seconds ago, we’ll take a look at…

    Kristin Cavalleri, helping Talan whoop it up for his 20th B-day. VTI (Very Temporarily Important) to the MTV demographic section. Mood. Again. I get such a kick out of these clubs. They card you and moi at the door ’cause ya gotta be 21. But Mr. Laguna Beach can celebrate his underage behind there all night long. Oh, Hell-Ay, you nevah disappoint me! And when I tire of listening to K.C. brag about quitting classes at LMU to pursue her acting career, all I need to do is gaze at….

    Jack Osbourne, bringin’ his svelte, witty self into Bruce Willis territory. Same club. Long night, I know. What’s so funny about all this is that it was only a couple weeks ago that it seemed Mood’s days might be numbered as a result of that Gabrielle Union-birthday showdown. Talk about resilient. Maybe the dude who owns this joint can give some damage-control tips to Kate Moss.

    (The rest goes on to different bits of gossip about other celebrities.)

    http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2005/051108b.html

  112. 112
    Andrea
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:12 pm

    No doubt that smelly-parts-Alex and stalker-Jessica made complete idiots of themselves over J.Balls. What I was trying to convey is that I think LC is kind of fake (like everyone else on the show besides Taylor); she claims to not want to be around drama yet she still hangs around with all the high schoolers and throws those terribly awkward parties at her house. It all just seems like a gross ploy for camera face time.

  113. 113
    Brad Piff
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:50 pm

    I was hot in high school and im still hot now, so how do these kids get cast to be on t.v. as ugly as they are? LB surely has hotter high schoolers, right?

  114. 114
    charlene
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    Did anyone notice a strong resemblance between Jason and that surfer dude named Volchok who messed around with Casey in the last episode of the OC? Damn, J. Wahl is really getting a lot of action.

  115. 115
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    Brad-

    I’m completely sure that there are hotter girls in Laguna, but they have to have their parents’ permission to be on this show. So only moms like Charlene Torriero would allow their daughters to baby-skank themselves for a crack at show biz. And notice how its always the moms who think that they have the cutest daughters who have real ugly ones.

    Besides, money talks in this town. So the formula is:

    1) Parents who don’t give a shit (Drugs? ok. Sex? ok. Alcohol? ok.)

    2) Money $$$

    3) Drama Queens

    4) Looks….well….

    P.S. I did notice the one who had spackle make-up on. I briefly thought the blonde one was pretty but then they showed another clip and I was mistaken.

  116. 116
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:10 pm

    Check out this pic of Talan out shopping with ugly-ass Kimberly Stewart.

    http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

  117. 117
    manDa
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:13 pm

    charlene, wow… good observation! now that you mention it, you are so right! i tried to find a pic, but they were all protected or something, so if anyone wants to check out the resemblence, type it in google (the character’s first name is kevin, if that helps)

  118. 118
    Juan Pedro Del Bosque
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:19 pm

    El muchacho en el retrato tiene cabeza de pene. Pinche gringo es parecido a un perro, aunque un perro tan siquiera coje perras, y no son jotos.

  119. 119
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    P.S.

    That link has a few pics of Alex M. drinking liquor straight out of the bottle at Crobar and Dieter and Jessica were there too. Also there was Alex H. (Roz) and she was wasted! The chick who took the pics says Roz had “the worst hair extentions” and was “onstage making out”.

    What’s the deal with your girl, B-Side? LOL.

  120. 120
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:29 pm

    Letter to San Juan del Rio del Bosque de Argentina de el Pato Sagrado del Cinco de Mayo (whew!):

    Can you quit it? Please let us enjoy this last post. It is almost a sacred post if you will. What you wrote isn’t offensive to anyone but the LB cast so thanks for that, but include everyone.

  121. 121
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:31 pm

    P.S. Juan: Dogs can indeed be gay. My cousin has a gay dog.

  122. 122
    2 Old
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    LOL if ur in 4 a good laugh translate Juan’s post…pure comedy

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    emem
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:41 pm

    I don’t care if this isn’t the real Breanna Conrad’s myspace but check out her profile pictures

    http://www.myspace.com/breanna_loves_you_aaf_6

    She would probably look cuter if she was a blonde like her sister.

  124. 124
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:42 pm

    post 118 said:

    They guy in the picture has a penis head. Stupid “gingo” resembles a dog, but at least dogs screw female dogs, and they’re not gay.

  125. 125
    emem
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:43 pm

    And ohh.. haha it’s 3 in the morning (eastcoast time) I can’t sleep. By anyway, here is another variation of the picture of Lo, LC, and Taylor

    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/taybabycole/DSC_0091.jpg

    I think LC has a rocking stomache

  126. 126
    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:46 pm

    OMG! LC has such a killer bod! Hate her! Jason’s a dill hole.

  127. 127
    zazzlez
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:00 am

    b-side, you are the greatest!! but Im slightly upset at the stinging feeling of soda shooting out of my nose- after veiwing the “Im Drowning” pic.

  128. 128
    zazzlez
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:07 am

    oops and i forgot to mention that i couldnt stop looking at Kristens’ earrings too. The impossibly small parakeet looks looks so happy!!!

  129. 129
    JLove
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 4:05 am

    You gotta warn us before you go “Darth Poodle.” I sprayed my coffee mid-gulp. Nice job.

  130. 130
    Alikat
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:05 am

    Im sorry but I AM better looking than LC’s sister. Maybe YOU should look in the mirror. HAHA. Ok, maybe Lc’s sister will grow on those of us who think shes not attractive. She’s not that bad but when youre used to seeing better looking kids on the show…you start to judge. I just think that LC happened to get all the good looks.

    Kristin’s punkd was awesome. I just saw it last night. It made it worth watching since the other two sucked. The guy who played the psycho is awesome!

  131. 131
    Cora
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:13 am

    ok maybe I’m the only person that never noticed the LOUD friggin’ seagulls in the beginnning of Hillary’s Song…it was weird…it scared me. i have to say I’m so sad that this season ended…I’m thinking back way back to the beginning of this season and I was so excited…and then so let down five seconds later when the show began and it was…zzzzzzzzzzzzz…but then it got better because we got to see a psychopath in the making (Big ups to J…aka Jessica) and Kristen donkey honk was actually quieter then the “Ste-PHEN” that it was before. LC was just a regualar kid who went off to school but I guess being near the crush of your life and living way too far from the cameras was just way too much for her and she had to come home, that made my season it instilled some good ol’ fashion camera/story hogging (big ups to LC, Ste-PHEN and Dieter). I unfortuantly fell fast asleep during the Monday showing (yes I was that tired and bored) so I didn’t get to see the wonderful new cast that will be reaking havoc into my life next season (should I just cancel my cable now?) and I will realllllly miss Bside and the wonderful reviews that he does, because it wasn’t until I started reading them, that I really did appreciate Guna for what it is, a soap opera in the making.

  132. 132
    LagunaFan
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:18 am

    Emem- thanks for the link. I know, like you said, that it is most likely fake. I think one way to tell is that they will have a combination of random pictures, in addition to pictures that are actually from the show. If that was you, why would you need to have pictures that are actually clips from the show? Who knows, maybe I would use them too if i thought i looked good in them but it just seems odd to me.

  133. 133
    lauren
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:28 am

    I actually think Season 3 looks good(who cares if these Guna kids are half my age?!). It’ll be refreshing to see highschool guys that can actually speak in sentences, rather watching highschool dropouts or kids that speak in “uh’s, duh’s, clicks, and clacks”. Move over Kyndra, Cammi has a new sidekick- her boobs! I think Breanna is cute, lay of the lil Conrad…

    B-Side, I am going to miss you! Will catch you on the Apprentice & Real World recaps-your pictures with captions are seriously the BEST! Anxiously awaiting your dissection for the Hills/LB3 previews..

  134. 134
    Julz
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:29 am

    I was really upset with many of my friends. There was no re-cap on Jason and LC, nothing…why did I watch Luguna? Of course to watch Jason and LC drama.

    Oh well…I am really excitied for The Hills, I know I’ll watch that.

    I don’t think I’ll watch Luguna Beach 3, I see it getting too much like The Real World (type casting).
    Dunzo, click, click…

  135. 135
    TeamLC
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:29 am

    I am interested in how Anna Wintour is when she meets LC as they showed in the preview for The Hills. The movie for The Devil wears Prada is coming out soon and her character is certainly lambasted – I wonder if the intership is to show a kinder, gentler Anna. Or maybe no one else cares about Vogue :)

  136. 136
    M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:40 am

    I actually think season 3 looks good! the girls seem sluttier and bitchier which is going to make for some great laguna-style drama!

  137. 137
    lauren
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:43 am

    Julz, I’m excited about the Hills too. I’m SO glad that LC will be living with Heidi instead of Tantastic Jen. Heidi seems really cool.

    What’s the deal with LC and J-Wahl? Is it really over, or are they back together?

  138. 138
    PJ
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:44 am

    I just watched the previews for LB 3 on MTV again. I think LC’s lil sis looks a lot like LC in the face but not as pretty. I think it is the hair. I think we are use to seeing blonde hair on a face that sort of looks like that face so we think she is way uglier then she is. I do think LC is prettier and lil sis is just ok.

  139. 139
    sass
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:52 am

    Does anyone have the link for the rest of the photos in this series? I had it once, but lost it.

    And ohh.. haha it’s 3 in the morning (eastcoast time) I can’t sleep. By anyway, here is another variation of the picture of Lo, LC, and Taylor

    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/taybabycole/DSC_0091.jpg

    I think LC has a rocking stomache

  140. 140
    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:13 am

    Victoria #82-

    So LC and Jason got back together and broke up after Halloween? Is that what ur saying? If that’s true that would make more sense as to why Jason is not on LC’s new show.

  141. 141
    stuff
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:23 am

    i dont know if anyone has observed this before but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE IN LAGUNA DRIVING A BLACK OR WHITE CAR. HONESTLY. kristin had the white trooper followed by the white bmw, roz had a white focus last season now a white cabrio this season, jessica has a white toyota, lc has a white suv and now a black convertable, talon drives something black, taylor has a black acura, alex m has a black jeep, steph-an has that pretty white truck, lo has a white jetta, jason has like 50 vehicals.. ALL of which are either black or white…. even kristins dad has a black car. and even if you look at cars driving around and cars parked in the backround theres RARELY anything besides black or white.

    WHY IS THIS??

    IS THAT A REQUIREMENT FOR LAGUNA BEACH?

    I HAVE BEEN SO BOTHERED BY THIS ALL SEASON.

  142. 142
    ME
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:27 am

    I LOVE your recaps…I just discovered them this week and have been very unproductive at work b/c I have been soaking them up!

    I think LB3 is Wrong. It looks like a bunch of trashy bitchy girls just putting on a show for the…ah…show. They are NOT cute.

    Mash- classic!

  143. 143
    lo
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:28 am

    Fabulous recap-terrible, awful show. Who wants to watch a bunch of people cry the whole episode? BORING! Where is the drama? And the previews for next season look awful as well. I think the ship has sailed from Laguna Beach. How sad :(

  144. 144
    stacy
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:36 am

    Your recaps are fantastic!!!!! I was laughing so hard at work I started crying-then everyone asked what was up so you have ten new converts! Too bad the next season looks like the worst show ever-I won’t be able to stand to watch it!

  145. 145
    2 Old 4 This
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:42 am

    Stuff – Stepford Cars?

  146. 146
    tarin
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:50 am

    SEASON 1 is still #1 for me…

    IMO, and after watching the previews for Season 3, I realized that LB Season 3 seems too much like your typical reality show nowadays. Every girl, from what they showed, is drop dead gorgeous w/ a perfect body & every guy has a six pack to die for and looks to kill.

    Ok… let’s face it… we(myself included) would rather see the pretty, rich people and how they live… but, we also fell in love w/ the original Laguna Beach. We were introduced to… A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WEALTHY, HIGH SCHOOL TEENAGER… nothing more…

    I’m willing to bet that none of the ORIGINAL teens went in w/ the intention of getting rich, famous or even Punk’d.

    Season 1, you had Christina and Morgan(for example), who, let’s face it, weren’t too attractive but they made the show good. Trey wasn’t the “hunk” and yet you fell in love with his persona.

    Season 2 you had Jessica and Cedric(for example) who weren’t “ALL THAT” either and yet the show prevailed. You had overly-dramatic Jessica who brought much interest to viewers and “not-to-good- looking-at-all” Cedric who, IMO, turned out to be the funny guy everybody liked… we loved it.

    BUT NOW…. for whatever reasons, MTV has decided to take Laguna Beach and turn it into the next “I want to be famous” reality freak show.

    From what “I” saw, it’s going to be a catty, I’m better looking than you, and I’m going to be famous season… good for ratings but not the LAGUNA BEACH we came to love!

    Wait to go MTV for keeping LB a one-of-a-kind and unique show… heaven forbid you follow the rest of reality show hell!

  147. 147
    christina
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:23 am

    OMG!!! I guess they came out with a Laguna Beach book. It is called Laguna Beach: Life Inside the Bubble-The Laguna Beach Book that tells all! You can order it through MTV and Amazon.

    I think I might have to order this one even though my bf thinks I am crazy!!

  148. 148
    nugs211
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:25 am

    The girls in the cast from LB3 all look like transvestites.

  149. 149
    sara
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:27 am

    when did all these people see lc little sis?? I only saw her for split second on the previews!! How can you even tell if she is cute ot not??? I don’t understand!!!

  150. 150
    Talansrealold.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:47 am

    LC had like a crazy lazy eye going on in the LB3 promo. Did anyone else notice this or am i crazy?

  151. 151
    old enough 2 know better
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:56 am

    i am not ashamed to say i shed a few tears for laguna, i think the show should have def. lasted longer, with some info on what cedric is doing now

    i agree, kristin must have flipped when lc got her own show

    so where is the person from last week with this news that lc and jason broke up, but couldn’t say anything until this week?, something about insider info? i’m waiting…

    i hope some of the lb girls see their photos from the chicago club and realize chugging alcohol from the bottle looks cheap and trashy

  152. 152
    amber
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:56 am

    I have to admit, when I saw the way MTV set up the commercial for LB3 I was PSYCHED! They should have made the commercials for the last two that awesome! I do have to say that the girls they feature next season have had more plastic surgery than Michael Jackson….they are beyond HEINOUS…did they get tips from Casey? I will watch it because I am a loser, but I loved this season the best. And B-Side, you and your ‘drowning man’ rocked my world! P.S. When Stephen clapped his hands and beeped on the beach, I almost wet myself thinking of what you would say about it. Thanks for making these recaps the best part of my week.

  153. 153
    Lady W
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:59 am

    Here’s the latest from Gawker.com. — (“Gawker Stalker” a recap reporting celeb sightings in NYC for the week) — JASON AND LC MAKING OUT IN AN ELEVATOR AT 1AM — in the Milennium Hotel (just a stone’s throw from MTV’s TRL Studio). Good God LC!!!

  154. 154
    jimconrad4life
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:03 am

    Everyone keeps asking why LC has her own reality show and the other cast members don’t—I think its obviously bc she isn’t trying to become famous. Yea it’s an added perk, but she’s at Teen Vogue-pursuing fashion, what she has always said she wants to pursue. KCav, Talan and Stephen, on the other hand, are all now trying to break into the acting/singing/synergistic world of pop culture. Yea LC is probably meeting/hanging out with celebs and stuff in LA–but the difference is that the other three want to become those celebrities. Kristin is the smartest one of the bunch-she knows that reality show-induced fame is fleeting and she’ll take care of business so she’s around for awhile-that girl is far from being dunzo.

  155. 155
    Marla
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:08 am

    The producers say they chose LC for her own show because she “wears her heart on her sleeve”
    and has great facial reactions.
    That’s true. The others think before they react….that’s why they try too hard.

    LC stop kissing that Jason!!!

  156. 156
    Britt
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:14 am

    Ok- so I so will watch LB3 and the hills, but where is Kristen’s show- Id much rather watch her than BORING LC. Come on MTV? Also – love the drowing girl Bside- great recap!

  157. 157
    Britt
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:14 am

    Ok- so I so will watch LB3 and the hills, but where is Kristen’s show- Id much rather watch her than BORING LC. Come on MTV? Also – love the drowing girl Bside- great recap!

  158. 158
    Koby
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:15 am

    Where are my big sunglasses because I am like totally crying, oh my gosh! Group hug, sorry… no sidekicks allowed. They are so standard.

  159. 159
    aeb
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:27 am

    okay…. two things that i have to comment on before i get to my thoughts.
    1. roz did not get a lot of love because remember, she’s not a “main cast” member. jessica and kristin are. that’s why the didn’t focus on roz and jess saying goodbye.
    2. oh yes, parents go to college. they just don’t help them move out anymore. my guess, this was symbolic – the trailer or other crap that was shipped is “secret” to us.

    why can’t they create a show on lo? as we all know, she’s the best laguna beach character ever.
    p.s. did anyone catch that heidi’s an idiot? YES.

  160. 160
    Nicole7
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:31 am

    Team LC– I read that book and I love it! They are actually going to make a movie out of it?

    Stuff– I think that the reason that everyone drives black, white or silver cars in LB is because those colors are considered to be in good taste. The area that I live in is one of the wealthiest in my state (Arizona, by the way, so not as nice as LB) and everyone around here drives black, white or silver cars. My car is black, my dad’s car is black, my mom’s car is silver…u get the point. THere is no color diversity:)

  161. 161
    notmars
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:34 am

    Kristin is a COMMUNICATIONS major? OMG, hopefully speech therapy is mandatory in her first semester. This is only slightly less shocking than finding out Jason is majoring in the same area. What kind of breakout role will she have in that new movie? I hope her only line is..’um…yeah..WHATEVER!’

  162. 162
    Talansrealold.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:38 am

    #151 – Cedric is actually at Arizona with Taylor. A couple of pictures of the 2 of them hanging out at college are around. Apparently he’s pledging a frat…or maybe it was a sorority.

  163. 163
    KW
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:41 am

    #160– what a moronic comment. not tryin to be a hater but come on.

  164. 164
    Tiffany
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:49 am

    I swear I saw Jason playing basketball in the short ep of The Hills. Im going to go back and look again.

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    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:58 am

    In the recent pics of Roz and Alex M drunk at the club, u can see that Alex M has gotten even heavier. She’s really becoming a lard ass, she even has a double chin now. I’m curious as to what would possess her to gain weight towards the end of the season and then gain even more weight when she got her newfound stardom rather than lose…did she forget that she was on a hit television show that millions of people watch?

  166. 166
    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:00 am

    In the preview for LB3…u see a couple of the old cast members (Jessica, Jason, I can’t remember who else) flash quickly on the screen. U can tell that MTV probably just put that there so we would be fooled into thinking they would be on the new show when in reality they’re not even living in LB anymore. I think we’ll be lucky if we get a 30 second cameo by anyone from the old cast (with an exception of LC. But whatever.

  167. 167
    SFLagunaFan
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:06 am

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/jen.1.jpg

    Kristin from Laguna and Brody Jenner at the “Just Friends” Premier

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    amber
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:09 am

    I just scrolled back through all of these comments and can’t find the drunk club pics people are talking about….where are they?

  169. 169
    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Amber-someone posted a link at some point in time but if u want to see it u can go to laguna.blogspot.com and just scroll down and u will run into the pictures.

  170. 170
    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:18 am

    correction on my last post:
    lagunahookup.blogspot.com

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    AmandaD
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:23 am

    Did anyone else catch the comment made by Roz in kristens bedroom? Kristen said I remember when I first met Jessica and she was like I wanted to say hi before Alex H tells you anything bad about me. Then Roz was like yeah not much has changed. maybe those two werent as close at MTV made them appear.

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    TeamLC
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:24 am

    Nicole7 – I just read about the movie the other day! (That book was fantastic, I recommend it to all!) Apparently Anna Wintour said she was ok with the book but is pissed about the movie and is trying to blacklist designers who cameo in it! Here is an article:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2005/11/09/anna-wintour-undermining-_n_10354.html

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    Lucy
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:25 am

    Very scary picture on Socialite life.com — for some of these guys its all downhill from here

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    amber
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:26 am

    Thanks Kim M. It was worth the scavenger hunt!!!!

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    TeamLC
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:30 am

    AmandaD – it was Alex M that Jessica referred to, not Alex H.

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    Ashley
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:31 am

    Ugh yet another very funny recap…Im really gonna miss reading these till next season. The author is so halriously funny…till next season

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    Juan Pedro Del Bosque
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:34 am

    Hoy cumplo 21 anos y lo mas quiero decir gracias a ustedes, la pacare muy bien.

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    Linda
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:40 am

    Listen Juan — what are you in grade school language lab?? your attempts at cool are pathetic

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    ivapbj
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:40 am

    B-Side, My dearest friend:
    I will greatly miss you and your hysterical comments. I am sad to announce that now my days at work will be even more boring and dredful without my weekly Laguna recap. Hell NO I will NOT be watching some fugly, skanky girls on LB3 I spent all of my skanky girls watching on LB2 and it was so worth it because Stephen would occasionally show up and make me drool. LC’s Show doesn’t excite me because Kristen won’t be present and I really really loved the both of them, they complemented each other perfectly. Oh GOD IT IS A SAD SAD DAY!!!!!!!!
    P.S. I LOVED ur MASH reference I think I’ll go meet my friends and see what color my car will be when I’m all grown up!

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    Linda
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:46 am

    P.S.- I’m a racist prick that gets off on making stupid comments.

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    momentary lapse
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:17 am

    Yea that pic of Alex M is pretty trashy. but why do alot of people act like they didn’t drink before the drinking age? You know you all did…

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    Really Old
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:29 am

    Linda , all Juan said was that he turns 21 today and because of us today is a great day. So …yeah..you look like a douche.

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    mbd
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:31 am

    #153, you left out the best part of the Gawker Stalker:

    Jason and LC from Laguna Beach in my elevator at the Millenium just now, 1:45AM, making out. Yes, just us three. Then she took a break to say “wow, this elevator thing moves fastâ€? and he said “uhâ€? – I felt like I was watching the show.

    ha ha

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    Nicole7
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:33 am

    TeamLC– thanks! If you like that book, you should read “Bergdorf Blondes” by Plum Sykes. Its kinda along the same lines.

    KW–sorry if you think my opinion about the car colors was stupid, but it WAS just my opinion. If you don’t like it, fine. I really could care less.

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    LOL
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:36 am

    Linda-¡Usted es los idiotas estúpidos con un cerebro del miniscule!

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    dw
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:48 am

    this was so funny i was crying.
    Awesome recap!

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    bybybtchs
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 11:57 am

    Courtesy the spies at Gawker.com: “Jason and LC from Laguna Beach in my elevator at the Millenium just now, 1:45AM, making out. Yes, just us three. The she took a break to say “wow, this elevator thing moves fastâ€? and he said “uhâ€? – I felt like I was watching the show.”

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    Ali
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    That eppisond was dissapointing. It was nice to see stephan and Kristen together and seemingly friends. It’s gonna suck that Kristin isn’t gonna be on the new shows. Season 3 looks awful, but, I will still watch it. The Hills looks good though. The gunas are going to visit my old high school on friday…. I am trying to figure out a way that I can go… I’m only 25 so it’s not like I could have a kid in high school yet, any ideas?

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    DT
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:25 pm

    perezhilton.com Taln and Kim stewart look like there SO dating

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    TeamLC
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:29 pm

    Nicole7 – I just read Bergdorf Blondes! It was fantastic! Actually, there was just a spread in Vogue (speaking of Vogue again – I’m a little fashion obsessed) about Plum Skye’s wedding. I think it was the September or the October issue (Plum is an editor there).

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    Ces.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:29 pm

    Doesn’t Alex H look like a drag queen in the pic above? It’s a DUDE!!!

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    pecan
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    How long until there is a LC/Jason tape ala Paris Hilton?

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    Alikat
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:43 pm

    thats so weird Ali..why are the gunas visiting your old school? Talk to the kids bout not drinking/drugs? LOL

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    Ali
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 12:48 pm

    HA! That would be awsome. No It’s for deiters Running home 4 teens. Because Rhode Island has the highest population that watchs the show ( I don’t know if I am proud of that considering we are the smallest state.)

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    whitney
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    wow, deet is really going nation wide with this, cool, ive been to newport, r.i. is nice, any of the other gunas going to be with him?

    i just watched the previews for lb3 on overdrive, one of those chicks looks about 30, sadly, i will probably still watch it.
    i don’t understand why people are hating on lc sis, she looks normal

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    Nicole7
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    Team LC– LOL it looks like we have alot in common…I am obsessed with fashion,too…thats why I like LC so much. Speaking of fashion, have u see the new TMobile Sidekick II Juicy Couture edition? Its soooo cute!!

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    Ali
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    um it’s jason, jessica, roz, alex m, cedric and deiter i think

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    Missy
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    Before anyone else jumps on Linda, see Posts 118 and 119….Juan Pedro is a poseur..he IS excluding people.
    Not nice.

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    Shelly
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    AmandaD:

    I wondered too about the status of Roz and Jessica’s “friendship.â€? Do you recall when they were on the beach trying to convince Talan that Kristin’s visit to San Francisco to see Stephen was just “closureâ€? for that relationship? Roz said something to the affect (referring to Kristin)…â€?she’s my best friendâ€? and then corrected herself and said, “she’s our best friendâ€? while she motioned to Jessica. It sort of seemed as if the only reason these two (Roz and Jessica) even hung out was because of that one common denominator — Kristin.

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    I miss it already
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:38 pm

    Did anyone else here that Roz and Alex M. are now living together? I knew the Kristin/Roz friendship would never last. Kristin just needed someone to follow her around and ask questions about her love life.
    Also, I agree with the statements that Roz and “J” probably wouldn’t be friends if it weren’t for Kristin. Remember when Kristin went to San Fran to see Ste-phennnn and Talan was talking to Roz/J on the beach? Roz said something like “I would know, I’m her best friend…er..WE’RE her best friends..” Anyway that was my first clue that Roz and J were not close.

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    I miss it already
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    Sorry… did anyone else HEAR that Roz and Alex M. are roommates now… my grammar is so standard.

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    I miss it already
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:41 pm

    Shelly sorry it looks like you beat me to the punch on that one..good to know I am not the only crazed fan who remembers these things!

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    Nicole
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    Yes, I did hear that Roz and Alex M. are living together. Probably right away. I agree, Kristin just liked all the attention and admiration she got from Roz. Now that she’s “going places”, Roz probably feels like she’s not needed anymore.

    I wonder if Taylor and Alex M. still stay in touch. On the finale, it seemed like Alex was more upset than Taylor was.

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    guiltylagunalover
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    I think all of that is right, there are some new pix from the crazy laguna kids on lagunahookup blog and Kristin and Roz are not seen together, just the 2 Alex’s! B-side was right all along….there was bound to be a breakup!

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    I miss it already
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Now that I am thinking about it, it seems like Roz and Alex M. are a better fit than Roz/Kris/J and Alex M./Taylor. Remember how gung-ho Roz was to get the 4 of them together for dinner? And how she pushed for them to attend the “peace” bonfire? Also I remember her talking with Alex M. about how it sucked they weren’t friends anymore (during one of the pre-Duff scenes). AND she was the one who was all for going to LC’s end of summer BBQ to hang out with everyone. It looks like she wanted to break away from Kristin but was under some kind of spell…I keep picturing Jafar from Aladdin with that thing he used to hypnotize everyone.

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    Kim M
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 2:11 pm

    Roz moved out of the apartment with Kristin about a month ago, she posted in her xanga about it right after it happened. She also has a lot of new pictures on her xanga with her an alex. She says there that regardless her and kristin are still friends, it’s just that brody may be moving in with kristin and i guess she didn’t feel like she fit into the equation anymore. Since alex is a fat, ugly mongrel who was lucky to even get Jason I guess Roz doesn’t feel like she will ever be pushed out of the picture for a man.

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    Nicole7
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 2:32 pm

    Kim M lol true…although alex reminds me more of a gorilla than a dog.

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    couchpotato
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 3:03 pm

    I love you more B-Side. You are so talented!

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    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    I hope that Alex M. makes cameos in the new season of LB3. I get the feeling that these new chicks are gonna get on my last nerve and I want Alex M. to show up all drugged out or drunk (or BOTH!) and threaten to kick their asses. She’s an extremely intimidating girl. Hell, I would have said “Yeah, I’m a slut and you are God” if she came at me the way she did to Jessica.

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    in love w/ b-side
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 3:50 pm

    a couple of things:
    1) the scene when the girls (kristen, roz and “j’) say goodbye and they’re like – “oh.. we’ve had SO MANY great times in this room”… ummm, didn’t kristen just move into that house like THIS SEASON?!
    2) my friend saw LC and Jason at the Grove last weekend, holding hands and being all couple-y… so I guess they just omitted him from The Hills scenes we saw last night… also, she noted that Jason had more facial hair than anyone she had ever seen.. eww!

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    TalansMom
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 3:53 pm

    How can you tell if the girls are truly busted on the new season from the fleeting glances in the previews? They def. do look more trashy, but isn’t that the trend nowadays? It seems kids are getting trashier and faker in regards to looks. I graduared high school in 2001, and even the season 1 and 2 kids had a high school experience that was analogous to my college experience (openly partying, “hooking up” with more than one person. with guys who weren’t your b/f,EVER doing the same things these kids did within the same hempisphere of their parents, let alone broadcasting it on national TV..)
    I think the younger kids just look more unnatural,which in turn makes them look busted and trashy. Your thoughts?

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    Shelly
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 5:28 pm

    Many of us may end up changing our minds with regards to our original opinions of the LB3 kids once the show begins airing and we get to know their personalities as individuals. We basically just saw quick clips of them sitting in Jacuzzis and hanging out by pools and judged them based on their looks. I understand that with a show such as Laguna Beach there are certain expectations about what a local high school student (on a “reality show� in a wealthy community) should look like. But again, as they start to become real people to us with feelings and opinions, etc., as opposed to a participant in a split-second MTV preview, we might find ourselves getting to like them.

    It’s really hard to say at this point. I was like everyone else when I saw the LB3 previews and felt a little disappointed by what I saw…and of course, they weren’t the LB1 and LB2 kids that I had grown so familiar with over time (some of whom I really liked). But at the beginning of Laguna Beach #1, when MTV previewed this new show (“The Real O.C.â€?), I kind of rolled my eyes and thought, oh no, not another Real World wannabe show. Turns out, I really enjoyed watching these kids and ended up liking them a heck of a lot more than the “kids” on Real World.

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    Talansrealold.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 5:43 pm

    In the Laguna book it mentions that Alex M. was the one who introduced Kristin to Alex H. so it seems the Alex’s go further back that Kristin and Roz.

    Thats probably why she was so upset that they didn’t hang out anymore.

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    Nicole7
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 5:45 pm

    Shelly– good point. I hope the girls grow on me. I’m going to miss LC and Kristin. LB3′s new set of guys, though, looks one hell of alot hotter than Stephen, Talan, etc…why didn’t the boys at my high school look like that?! LOL

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    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    Talansrealold-

    Your post name just reminded me that I read somewhere (maybe on these posts) that Talan and some of the LB cast were in a club celebrating his 20th! b-day. Uh, doesn’t that make him kinda old to be in HS this past year? Maybe held flunked senior year to get another crack at celebrity. LOL.

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    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:42 pm

    http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

    Bricks and Stones just put up some pics of both the Alexs with a caption that says they gained the freshman 15. Alex M. already looked bloated on the finale, but I guess Alex H. has been partying pretty hard too cause she looks swelled as well. Check it out.

    Oh, and another pic of Talan kissing Kimberly Stewart on the head. Are they going out? Only one thing can come of it: Ugly ass kids.

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    jen
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    Kim M:

    none of the cast has a xanga site. you’re an idiot.

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    Jen
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    LB Obsessed:

    I don’t know where you read that Talan just turned 20 but that is wrong. He just turned 19.

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    heyheyhey
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:15 pm

    hahaha…u’ve done it again….i love these reviews. they’re hilarious!

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    Jen
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 7:22 pm

    I just used an automatic translator to translate Juans post. Funny stuff. Here’s what he said:

    The boy in the picture has penis head. Damned little gringo is similar to a dog, although a dog so at least coje dogs, and they are not jotos

    coje means to f**k, and jotos is gay

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    Whitney
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:21 pm

    You think it’s funny to use the Spanish language to cloak profanity and prejudice. He’s a fraud.

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    emem
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    tee-hee-hee Jessica might be whiny and annoying, but because of her and her drama this season was soo addicting to watch.

    Ohhh here’s a picture of Ms. Jessica looking titty-licious hahaha (was that a nasty thing to say? sorry if you get offended)

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/348/1706/1600/Jessica.0.jpg

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    Boycotting LB 3
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    I think that they should just stop it while it’s a good thing. Since Kristin was a jr. during Season 1, it made sense to have Season 2. But, now it’s just not making sense. It’s like when they made Saved By the Bell: The New Class. That maybe lasted a season!

    I’m totally watching LC’s show because it’s a spinoff. But I’m not watching LB 3 because it’s just not what it was meant to be.

    I read an article online saying that kids were transferring to LBHS just to have a chance to get cast on LB. That’s just dumb. To me, LB is DUNZO! I’m boycotting LB 3.

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    Brad Piff
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:57 pm

    I’m voting Juan Pedro for president lol . Vote Juan in 08!

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    N*I*C*H*E*L*E
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:00 pm

    I did not like this episode. I was hoping for more drama and less tears. I mean come on they are all within 7 hours of eachother… nothing to cry about. 2of my friends went to ASU and all of my other friends went to the East Coast and I stayed here in Cali. It was fine. We are all out of college now and we all still hang out all the time. nothing changed.

    As for LB3 I think it’s definately gonna suck. The Hills looks awesome. LC has definately grown on my this season but Kristin will always have my heart!

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    Gina
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 9:51 pm

    B-Side!!! You gotta post this!!! Talan IS ENGAGED TO KIMBERLY STEWART!!! It was reported on ET. See http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/13116/
    What is the world coming to? Next thing you know, Steven will be engaged to Paris Hilton.

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    Talansrealold.
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:18 pm

    Holy Fuck…I JUST SAW THAT.

    Seriously, its gotta be some type of Sham. Kim Steward is like 26 years old.

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    omyg comment
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 3:46 am

    GROSS talan said he would marry taylor, was head over heels for kristin, he justs wants to be loved. i guess the next step (be it 15 minutes after you hook up with someone) is to get married! i guess in his mind he is out of high school why not! like this is going anywhere or even make it to the alter don’t count on it!

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    Alex
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 4:55 am

    Kimberly Stewart is engaged to Talan? Isn’t Talan is only 19?! Wow, it must be true love….

    Talan, you douche bag, how do you go from saying you could marry a girl like sweet Taylor to proposing to a skank whore? Surely there must be SOME other way of keeping the spotlight on you…

    Then again, Kim does seem like a younger, flatter chested version of Talan’s mom.

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    RealityTV4Me
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 5:38 am

    I don’t even watch this show and you faithful followers probably already know this, but it looks like LC has a spinoff show coming.

    http://tv.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=207151

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    Alikat
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 6:10 am

    Ali-That is so funny that RI has the highest amount of viewers. I have also heard that it has the highest rate of drug use. It must be something to do with it being such a small state or something. I love Rhode Island though. I went to college there for one year (URI) and did not want to leave, I had no choice. RI is awesome! Yeah Warwick Mall and Jai Alai!

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    Oldfogie
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 6:25 am

    I think Talan’s engagement is fantastic. As an obsessed 27 year old fan of Laguna Beach who had been feeling like a pervert – I now realize there’s a chance for me to cavort among them.

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    Zorz.
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 6:32 am

    For some reason i just can’t picture Talan proposing to Kim. It just doesn’t add up in my head.

    I wonder if he bought her a 25 cent plastic ring. You know one of those ones you get out of a machine.

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    Lauren
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 6:42 am

    Supposedly, Talon gave her a 5 carot ring… then again, rumors are going around that Paris Hilton’s 24 carot ring was a fake :)

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    veronica
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 6:49 am

    Hey Zorz give the Talan the benefit of the doubt, it was probably a Bright beautiful Ruby Red Ring Pop! LOL

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    RH
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:17 am

    b-side! your recaps are a great way to start my day! i love it. i’m not quite sure another show will give you as much to rag on as this one, whatever will you do?ha oh and it popped in my head at the redman reference, rapper DMX growls and barks a lot. as if we care though….

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    Koby
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:22 am

    What’s the Over/Under on the Talan-Kimberly Stewert marriage? I got 6 weeks.

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    misty
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:33 am

    Awww….I EFFNIG LOVE THE REAL WORLD WAY THEN ALL YOU LIL BITCHES OUT THERE DO SOO BACK OFF!!thanxand goodbye now!

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    htpnk
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:49 am

    I almost blew chuncks when I read that Talan is going to marry the uglist tranny that ever walked the streets. You think with all the money her dad has he would take her to his plastic surgon to have her face REMOVED!!!! GROSS!

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    Taz
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:52 am

    Could someone translate Misty’s post (#238)?

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    htpnk
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:54 am

    Taz, just ignore it, she’s probably 15 yrs old!

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    Taz
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 7:56 am

    She must be on the 18-year plan then.

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    Kim
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:06 am

    Jen-
    Actually Alex does have a xanga and if u were to see it u would see why it’s real. So callate la boca maldita puta. Mmmmk thanks.

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    Hate LB3
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:06 am

    DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT WHEN ALEX/KRISTIN/JESSICA WERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR GOALS IN LIFE, that Alex MEANT to say Suzy Homemaker, but actually said Suzy HomeBAKER???

    LB3 sucks, especially that stupid ugly Cami, she looks like a drunk cabbage patch kid….. Won’t be watching that show… The Hills however…. who knows. All I know is LB is over.

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    Amber C
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:09 am

    B-Side, you did it once again. You made a boring episode funny with your recap. This episode was undrama filled. Very disappointing! The Napolean Rozimite comment was HILARIOUS!! I’m going to miss this show and especially the recaps!!

    I have to say that I don’t think I’ll watch LB3. It just isn’t the same without Kristin and the gang. I may watch The Hills. Maybe if there isn’t anything else interesting on.

    Someone mentioned that they may have seen Polster in The Hills promo. I have to agree. As I was watching the promo I thought that was him. Now that I know someone else saw it too, I think it was him.

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    BMcG
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:22 am

    I live in Virginia and I don’t want Jessica anywhere near my state.

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    htpnk
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 9:22 am

    Jen-how do you know if they don’t have xanga’s or myspaces? I heard that they give out their real myspaces when they go to fan signings and stuff. Where do you get your information from?

    Kim can you send me the link to Alex’s xanga?

    htpnk10@yahoo.com

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    Gina
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 9:45 am

    B-Side!!! You actually read these comments! You are a rock star.

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    Me101
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Kim, can you post the link to her xanga site? Thanks.

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    noballs
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 10:02 am

    Gina I totally agree!

    I’m glad the show is dunzo! I was getting too caught up in these bitches!

    B-Side I’m going to be a total ass-kisser but I have to tell you- You are absolutely fricking hilarious. A few episodes ago I came across this website and read your recaps going all the way back and I have never laughed so hard at anything ‘written’ in my life. I am in tears laughing at your recaps. You are awesome!!!

    The only tears this episode got from me is hearing Steven’s r2d2 pops and smacks thinking about what you would write about them. BLIQUE (who knew) !! LOL

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    kaneetra
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    Alex M looks bigger because she is pregnant with Cedric’s baby. He slept with her right after Jason (literally minutes) because he figured that was the only way he would get some J-Wahl juice.

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    B-Side
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:03 am

    Website was so flooded with traffic that we went down, but we’re back. Sorry everyone.

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    Mr Laguna
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 5:09 am

    Hey HateLB3

    You shouldn’t be looking at Cami’s face.

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    htpnk
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 5:51 am

    Ali-
    I got something good for ya. Email me-htpnk10@yahoo.com

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    veronica
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 5:59 am

    If anyone cares, there is another pic of Talan and his tranvestite wife to be on MSNBC entertainment website.

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    veronica
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 6:01 am

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9409919/

    This is for talan and kimberely

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    veronica
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 6:03 am

    Ok i keep writing, but anyone who looks at that link…look at kimberelys hands. Do those look feminine at all? I knew she was a man. Talan is a fudgepacker!

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    Nicole
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 11:37 am

    WHOA!! We were down for awhile. I need my tvgasm fix. BTW…Happy B-Day B-Side!!

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    britt
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    So YEA- I would bet my next paycheck that both of our B list stars Talan and Tranny are trying to get as much expousure as possible. I mean I bet it was Paris Hilton’s idea. Lets be honest, there is no way they will ever get married EVER.

    Talan is trying to launch is music career- did anyone see him during fight the slide. Lets all say it together ‘ HEINOUS’ Alex was good but Talan- pulease. And Kim Stewart is just trying to become more than one of paris hilton’s roadies.

    as for LB3- Ill watch but ill miss kristen. I wont miss steven or LC but i bet they make the most cameos.
    Good work Bside

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    veronica
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    I got this from msn, it’s anothe pic of our lovely newly weds. Talan looks messed up in this pic and Kim is totally flat chested, and I have tomention again those man-hands. LOL
    http://tv.msn.com/xbox360launch?photoidx=9

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    La_Land
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:14 pm

    B Side, this last recap killed. Definitely your best in my humble opinion.

    I think my favorite line was: You know, as long as these two are busy, is there any chance that maybe we can get a Casey-dilla update? Anything? Just flash her face on the screen real quickly. Give us SOMETHING!” Dude, that joke never seems old to me. I laugh about those damn casey-dilla’s everytime they are referenced.

    I will probably tune into the first epi of LB3 and the Hills. I will say shame on you to the producers. If you were going to continue the LB legacy, why not intro some of the LB3 characters (other than Cami’s ugly butt) during this season? Up until recently I thought LC was an only child.

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    Kim M
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:32 pm

    htpnk-

    I just saw ur post and i’m at work so as soon as i get home i will post the link to her xanga.

    To all of the dumbass people who think that i’m not smart enough to make the distinction between a fake page and a real one, for ur information, alex’s xanga is updated weekly with NEW pics and information that hasn’t even been released to any type of media, such as her moving out with kristin, she posted info about that a month before it was even put in the newspaper and that’s also where they got the pictures of her and alex drunk at the club. U will also see a picture of her holding up a sign with her xanga name on it to prove it is really her….and u can tell it’s not photoshopped, i know a lot about photoshop. So in the future, stfu. Just cuz they are on tv, doesn’t mean that they don’t necessarily use the internet.

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    htpnk
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    Thanks Kim! You rock!

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    Emily
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:19 pm

    htpnk- if you look back in the archives, you will find where it was posted. I can’t remeber where though, so it might take awhile!

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    Emily
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:27 pm

    htpnk- I think I found Roz’s xanga site:

    www1-03.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xluvsjuicyx

  266. 266
    CJBee
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:29 pm

    Ok- I love the MASH reference too…what were the rules of that game? How did you count down to M-A-S-H….Help I’m in my 30′s…I forgot!

  267. 267
    Kim M
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:32 pm

    Emily-

    Yes that’s the xanga. Now I won’t need to post it when i get home.

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    caseydilla
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:56 pm

    no way that xanga is real. first of all, the pics are so random and half of them have been released before (that formal pic was even for sale on ebay). do you think the real alex h. would be posting all those randomass pics online.. no..

  269. 269
    caseydilla
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 1:57 pm

    plus ummmm did you see the part where she has “no updates” (duh–she is not really alex) so she posts RANDOM pics instead…come on now you can’t seriously believe this….
    (I am the real casey by the way)

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    2 Old 4 This
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 2:21 pm

    Talan must have gotten Kim’s engagement ring the same place Paris got hers:

    http://www.confetti.co.uk/cafe/news_gossip/news.asp?id=15088425

    a beeeeyoooteeeful CZ!

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    FAKE
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 2:30 pm

    T*H*A*T S*I*T*E I*S F*A*K*E!!!!!!!!!! NUFF SAID!!

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    LB Obsessed
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    OMG! I was trying to post last night and I ’bout had a fit when I saw that the site was down. My skin started to itch and I began to sweat….oh…..wait… that’s when I was withdrawing from meth. Wait, what was I saying? I LOVE LAGUNA and I hate Cami too. LOL to the poster who said she looks a like a cabbage patch kid with zits.

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    wtf32
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 4:56 pm

    I just read on wikipedia.com that stephen has been confirmed as to be bi-sexual. Is this true?

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    Juan Pedro Del Bosque
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 5:21 pm

    oye ese xanga que hizo post es una fabricacion y todos ustedes ya lo saben por lo que he leeido. Pince werca idiota no sabe lo que dice. Hasme un favor y matate

  275. 275
    Joey
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    when I went to college, us dudes did a one-armed quick hug and a “see you later man” – the “I love You” between boys was sorta gay. But then again, I watch the “My Little Pony” of reality shows.

  276. 276
    brandon
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 8:47 pm

    I didn’t believe it at first, but this is what it said on Wikipedia.com…LOL! Oh my Gosh!!! This is too funny!!!
    “Stephen Coletti can be seen on the MTV hit show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. He was born in Laguna Beach, California and attended Laguna Beach High School. He briefly attended San Francisco State University during the 2004-2005 year, but dropped out and now resides in Los Angeles. He is an aquarius. He enjoys surfing and skating in his spare time. His father is Bruce Coletti and he has one younger sister. It has been confirmed through magazines that Stephen Coletti is bisexual. His best friend is Trey Phillips.”

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    crisbel
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 9:00 pm

    ok i wanna know what hapen whit trey philips o my god! he’s so cute i just wnan to know he numbre or e-mail jeje i’m from venezuela you can write me crisbelale@hotmail.com please everythin information that u have or got about trey let me know please

  278. 278
    crisbel
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 9:02 pm

    ok i wanna know what hapen whit trey philips oh my god! he’s so cute i just wanna to know he number or e-mail jeje i’m from venezuela you can write me crisbelale@hotmail.com please everythin’ information that u have or got about trey let me know please

  279. 279
    Latisha
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    I love Laguna Beach, that show is so awesome there is no way stephen is gay though, talan can’t believe he’s with kim stewart, can’t stand casey, what a ditzy troublemaking bitch love the rest of laguna beach though

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    lagunalover
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 9:20 pm

    There is supposed to be another show in the works that features the LB season 2 kids in LA called 8th and Ocean or something like that- featuring Kristen

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    The Soup
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 10:27 pm

    Did y’all see tonight’s The Soup? They almost always have LB on it, and tonight’s was funny. They showed Kristin and Stephen’s goodbye, and as Stephen drives away, he gets hit by a big truck. Then they show the goodbye among Kristin, Jessica, and Alex. When Jessica’s driving off, she gets hit by a big truck… It was funny!

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    jACKIE
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 6:58 am

    B-SIDE I LOVE UR REVIEWS THEY R AWSOME! I LOVE ROZ TOO LOL WELL I DID CRY BUT I AM DEF GOIOJGN TO WATCH THE HILLS AND LB SEASON 3

  283. 283
    abby
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 7:09 am

    ~I AM GOING TO MISS YOU ALL~ ~LC IS THE BEST~ LC AND STEPHEN HAVE TO GET MARRID~

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    nycgirl4ever
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 11:42 am

    REGARDING LC AND HER INTERNSHIP:

    Let’s stop and think for a minute? How much money do you think MTV makes off of LC? MILLIONS! Yes – LC – because had she not been directly involved in the triangle of year, the show would never have taken off like it did. Not a bad trade-off for putting up with all the cameras and BS that comes with it. They should get something out of it. And given the money LC’s family has, it’s refreshing to see a rich kid actually have some ambition and work for a career. Being an intern at those fashion magazines basically means being a pee-on (almost literally), and I congratulate her for doing it.

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    jaime woodfire
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 12:51 pm

    when does season 2 come out on dvd please..?

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    Tara
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 2:06 pm

    Jaime,

    I googled it and I can’t find a release date. It might be awhile.

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    omyg comment
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 3:21 pm

    wtf32, i just looked at that site too, it fails to mention that stephen has an older brother. i’m not believing this info, but thanks for it anyway!

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    Kim M
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    Juan Pedro-

    Esa xanga no es una fabricacion. Para de hablar espanol en este foro. Hay muchas personas que entienden. Ahora hazme un favor y matate tu, mamao.

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    who cares
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    WOW u guys have no life!!!

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    Lola
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    Kim M. Stop typing in spanish and talk about LB loser.

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    Fala
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    This was posted in Salon.com this weekend:

    The finale of MTV’s “Laguna Beach” was about as mesmerizingly awful as you might imagine, with all of the little hotties like-like-like-liking their way through the complicated emotions that accompany graduation. If you don’t agree that we, as Americans, lead impoverished emotional lives, “Laguna Beach” goes far in proving that thesis. Let’s just peruse a random assortment of quotes from those fine teens, straining to capture the weight of their impending departures from their hometown.

    “Oh, wow, you’re, um, really leaving.”

    “It’s really weird. It, like, hasn’t hit me that I’m, like, actually going to drive out of here and, like, not be coming right back.”

    “Oh, my god, I, like, don’t even believe I’m, like, saying goodbye to you, J!”

    But what was really shocking was that the teenagers in the live studio audience at MTV, assembled to mourn the season’s passing, were all tearing up. “I feel like I got to know them, so it was [breaking down] kind of emotional!” I don’t know who I feel more sorry for, the emotionally impoverished teens of “Laguna Beach” or their emotionally impoverished fans.

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    kelly girl
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 8:51 pm

    I thought the last episode was a total rip off! When they said commercial free, I thought the show would last 30 minutes, but it was only 20 min. long. Come to think of it, I probably could not have stood another 10 minutes of the LB crew sobbing for no reason at all. Especially because most of them are all living in LA! But, I must admit my Monday nights will not be the same without my favorite show.
    Oh, someone asked about the new show 8th and Ocean. From what I have read, it will not feature the LB cast, but will feature a new group of kids who live in Miami. I love the recaps!

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    Kim M
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 4:02 am

    Lola-

    If u understood spanish, u would know that I was telling juan pedro in spanish to stop talkin in spanish here since he kept on doing it…so next time, stfu if u don’t know what ur talkin about. K? Thanks.

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    Mr Laguna
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 5:12 am

    Juan you stupid mexican, this is the USA. Speak english!!

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    me
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 7:06 am

    Ok now how can you say that that Roz’s Xanga site is not fake. Somebody said something about her holding a picture with the site name on it that is definitely not photoshopped and you know it becuase you know a lot about photoshop? Well I don’t know where you learned about photoshop but can’t you tell that she is not really holding a picture that says that. The words are obviously typed and pasted. If that was really Alex H then why would she have to type and paste. She would just have written it on a “real” piece of paper and held it.. you ppl are morons.

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    Courtney
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 9:15 am

    Hahah. I saw that episode of The Soup. I about pissed my pants. So great.

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    Lola
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 10:15 am

    Kim M and her alias Mr Laguna – talk about LBand not about if its ok to talk to type in spanish. PS- next time u decide to talk shit Kim, dont do it as an alias

  298. 298
    veronica
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 10:56 am

    Mr Laguna you sound like a racist. Just because he speaks spanish doesn’t mean he’s mexican. He could be alot of other hispanic cultures. Are you on the 18 year program too? Why are people so rude on this site. Everyone needs to just relax.

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    Kim M
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 11:22 am

    Lola-

    Wtf are u talkin about? I never typed anything as an alias. Are u illiterate? I AM LATINA, WHY WOULD I TYPE AS AN ALIAS AND CALL SOMEONE A MEXICAN FOR SPEAKIN SPANISH?

    Did u not read what I said to you previously?
    I SAID….DON’T TELL ME NOT TO SPEAK IN SPANISH WHEN U DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING. IF U UNDERSTOOD, I WAS TELLING JUAN PEDRO NOT TO SPEAK SPANISH ON THIS BOARD CUZ PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN UNDERSTAND HIM AND PEOPLE SUCH AS URSELF GET OFFENDED.This guy Juan pedro kept on talkin shit in spanish thinkin that people couldn’t understand him and I could so I let him know that. I have been on this board for months and have always only discussed LB puta, so DON’T talk shit TO ME. Thanks and have a blessed day.

  300. 300
    Alikat
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 11:50 am

    Lol Kim!

    In a way im glad this show is over for a while..there are too many immature people posting on here. Hopefully they will find a new, more productive way to use their energy.

  301. 301
    Nicole
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 1:19 pm

    It’s Monday night, and NO Laguna. Very depressing. Now Monday’s really are the worst. Laguna used to soften the blow a little. Oh well, at least I still have Prison Break…

  302. 302
    I miss it already
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 2:21 pm

    True but we always have the Gauntlet 2 to look forward to! It starts next week and let the drama begin! I only pray the Miz has finally found a real job and won’t be on this challenge(doubtful).

  303. 303
    Nicole7
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 5:44 pm

    Hey if ur depressed about LB being over, check out Prison Break. Its on Monday nights and the two brothers who play the main characters are hot as hell! :) LOL Im not a rep for Fox I swear:)

  304. 304
    Zorz.
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 8:14 pm

    I feel so empty.
    I need to watch the Season 1 DvD right now or something.

    No gossip on the ‘Guna kids today? Don’t tell me they’re fading away already!

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    ummm
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 8:44 pm

    does anyone know what jason’s full last name is please?

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    KiKi
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    Jason’s last name is Wahler….I can’t believe I just admitted to knowing that…

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    Lola
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 10:12 pm

    lol. I just got off work and I see The Constitution better known as Kim M’s explanation. It’s called employment Kim, try it. P.S.-lol @ ur damage control.

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    Lola
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 10:13 pm

    lol. I just got off work and I see The Constitution better known as Kim M’s explanation. It’s called employment Kim, try it. P.S.-lol @ ur damage control.

  309. 309
    Mandy
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 10:18 pm

    it cracks me up how everyone is soooo “i hate her”, “she’s fake”, ect… a lot of these comments are pretty heated…love em/hate me, i’ve enjoyed the ride (although it took me a while to openly admit my obsession with the show)…

    oh and not that it’s fair but yea these kids are going to get hand outs like internships, record deals, acting jobs…it’s the way of the world…its easier to just accept it than to get mad at it…

    lets see…LB3…im surre ill watch just to check it out…but i think at this point these young kids are just going to be trying to out-do the originals…im sure its going to be all the annoying parts of LB1 and LB2 x100000…The Hills on the other hand looks good…and who knows…even though the only familiar face in the previews is heidi, lc does a lot of promotion…dieters charity…ect…maybe we’ll get some glimpses of our beloved cast

    gonna miss my ‘guna…
    b-side = genius

  310. 310
    Kim M
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    Lola-

    lmao @ “employment..try it.” I guess ur not as lucky as me to have a job in nyc at the most prestigious hospital in the country where u get paid a hell of a lot of money to sit on ur ass on the computer. Sad times for u.

    And I’m sorry u were unable to comprehend my “constitution” which proved u to be an illiterate douchebag. I guess ur living proof that the nation’s public school systems really are failing us.:-(

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    Flo
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    HAHAHA… i love the sarcasm. excellent. its like, Voltaire, only bitchier. good job.

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    gidget
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 5:20 pm

    I love this show completely but two things:
    1) Stephen must have Tourette’s because of all the weird clicks and noises he makes
    2) L.A. is an hour away, yet they think it’s some far off exotic destination where all their dreams will come true. In reality, all of us bums living in the smog of Los Angeles look at the hills of Laguna as the far off destiny where our dreams of panoramic views from ginormic mansions can come true. [If you're not run over by an old person living at Leisure World or Leisure Village or whatever that old folks community is where there are many, many accidents involving the phenomenon among 65-plusers known as "pedal error."]

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    2 Old 4 This
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    Now Gidget -

    Seizure Wolrd (where they’re 55+ , on meds & have 3 Manhattans w/their 4PM dinners!) is in Laguna Hills.

    While Laguna Hills is nice enough in it’s own right, it could NEVER be confused with Laguna Beach.

    One may travel through Laguna Hills to reach the Xanadu that is Laguna Beach but do not confuse the two –
    that’s so Mission Viejo!

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    Punky
    Posted November 24, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    Taylor has it up on MySpace that she’s dating Jason now, lmfao… http://www.myspace.com/taytaycole

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    Courtney
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    I thought the last episode was ok. It was a lot of crying but it was still ok. I did not cry how ever I was about too. I thought this season was sooo much better than the first one. I did like all the cast members,besides Jason and Jessica. Maybe Jessica is a really sweet person off of the show but I did not like her. I thought Kristin go better from last season.The one I liked the best was L.C. She was soo sweet along with both Alex’s Taylor and Morgan. Well I can’t wait untill season 3.

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    Zorz.
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 6:08 pm

    that myspace is fake Phunky.

    the people who make those up are so retarded. They really need to get a life. At least we just talk about the LBers. They actually think they are them.

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    nasher
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 9:27 pm

    If it’s on next season B-Side you gotta do recaps for ESPN’s Bound for Glory…it’s like Guna on steroids!!!

  318. 318
    julia white
    Posted November 26, 2005 at 3:41 am

    Ok great reviews. Laguna Beach was an awesome show and I just wanted to post a couple of things I found annoying/weird that some of you may have noticed…
    1) jessica’s lip scrunching thing everytime she was bored or nervous and her ridiculously massive love handles…ugh
    2) definatley stephen’s ticking noises…goddamn he really needs to hook up with kristin again so he can take some of her communications/speech classes
    3)kristin’s nasally voice which probably sounds worse than someone screeching their nails on a chalkboard
    4) casey’s crazy ass pageant hair
    5)cedric’s face…haha im so glad that someone pointed out his penis shaped head
    6) jen’s (lc’s friend) nasty orange tan
    7) alex h. in general…first of all she looks like a freakin transvestite and second of all she was only hanging around kristen and jess for the spotlight
    8) how jessica always contradicted herself…this was really hard to tell but I can provide you with a couple of examples: the episode where jess is at cabo with her friends and says “I would never date jason again, ever…well mb not ever but i would never date him ever again,” the episode where jessica gets in a fight with jason on the phone and is like “im not always mad at you but if u didnt make me mad i wouldnt always be mad at you all the time,” etc…wtf is up with that!!
    9) how kristin always has to steal everyone’s chance to shine…kissing jess’s crush jeff, leaving lc’s party with stephen, being miss popular at lo’s part…it gets so annoying dont you think?
    AND FINALLY
    10) the fact that none of these chicks are in shape!! OMG all of them either have that little pooch on their stomach’s, double chins, or chubby arms and legs…gross. I thought this was california where all the people are supposedly beautiful, hmm this show proved me wrong

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    Carolyn
    Posted November 26, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    question– does anyone know the name of the song playing at the end of the episode when Kristin is leaving/looking back on all the good times (my car is dunzo!, the sushi picnic on the beach, cabo..umm yea that is about it). Thanks to anyone who can be of help!

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    kristina
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 4:09 am

    i love laguna beach! i’m so sad that it’s all over. but i hated casey at the beginning because of what she did to alex, but at first, i did not like alex because of what she did to jessica, but now i thought that she was cool. i loved jessica, Kristen, Alex, Talan (he was so cute) and i did not like jason at all because all of the drama with jessica, alex, and LC. i like LC too because she drew the line when she saw Jason kiss Jessica. i would of been in her if my b/f kissed another girl (especially if it was his ex) Alex was like that too, when she found out that jason was hanging out with Jessica.

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    Alexandra
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 5:45 pm

    If someone know what is happening in Trey’s life now?? please tell me is very important for me

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    sherry
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 10:28 pm

    OMG i cant believe laguna beach is over i was obsesed with that show i hope stephen comes up with his own show that would be to cool!!! i love you kristin lc i feel bad for you jason is a jerk!!

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    Punky
    Posted December 1, 2005 at 2:58 am

    hmmm

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    Alexandra
    Posted December 1, 2005 at 11:08 am

    If someone know what is happening in Trey’s life now?? please tell me is very important for me

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    Kandyce
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 1:12 am

    that song was called “farewell to the old me” but i dont know the artist. im sure if u type that title in yahoo or google you will get the singer’s name. but yeah, i love that song, it was so sad and i started balling when i heard it…

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