OMG!!! Jassica No More??

Laguna Beach

By B-Side | | 5:21 pm | 77 Comments

jason_angryWe’ve had to deal with a lot of high-profile celebrity breakups, but few have been as rough as the heart-wrenching demise of Laguna Beach’s very own Jason and Jessica, also known as Jassica (or Jesson, whichever you prefer). I know what you’re thinking. Are they really over and done? Is there such a thing as love at first TRL appearance anymore? If they can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Just take a deep breath, people. We’ll get through this together. If we could survive Kristin and Stephen (and lord knows that was a doozy), we’ll somehow, someway get through this dark chapter in Laguna town history. For the moment though, I’m going to light a tea candle vigil for our departed lovebirds in the hopes that maybe this fairy tale romance might somehow rekindle itself.Oh, who am I kidding? I was nearly dancing on the couch this episode as Jessica finally got bitchslapped with reality and lost the boy she should have dropped several weeks ago. Serves her right for complaining instead of dumping. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start at the beginning.

As usual, the show opened with Kristin regaling us with more tales of The ‘Guna. “I’ve been hanging out with Talan,” she narrated, “But he just wasn’t boyfriend material.” OH SNAP! The show’s three seconds old and already Talan’s been taken to school. That’s okay. Last I heard, he spent the early part of this summer galavanting around with Lindsay Lohan. I’m sure Kristin’s boyfriend assessment was the least of his concerns. As for his missing stash of coke? Well, let’s just say, he hasn’t seen Lindsay since. Wow, that was totally libelous, especially since I just made it up. Libel is fun!

Anyway, Roz and Kristin sat by a window and talked about how Stephen was coming to town. He apparently wanted to take Kristin out to dinner, causing Roz to coo, “You’re a pimp.” Kristin simply laughed back, “A P.I.M.P.” Yes. Much the way Roz is a S.I.D.E.K.I.C.K. What? You never heard that 50 Cent song? It’s off his rare Laguna Beach Mixtape Vol. 3. Little known fact: the “G” in G-Unit stands for ‘Guna.

After we Duffed out on the opening credits, we discovered the title of this episode was the cheery “I Hate Valentine’s Day.” And by the way, the people who say they hate Valentine’s Day actually looooove it but just don’t want to admit it (usually because they don’t have a date). Take THAT, Valentine’s haters!

Anyway, the ever-annoying Lo returned to the show, this time toting her nervous-looking boyfriend, Patrick, who may or may not be Keanu Reeve’s long lost child. The two trudged down LC’s outdoor staircase (home to all sorts of unflattering angles) and then reunited with the college dropout inside the mansion. Patrick, who observed everything like a frightened hamster, loosened up a little, even going so far as to make some jokes. But of course, killjoy LC had to ruin everyone’s moods by hating on Valentine’s Day. Oh boo-hoo. Maybe you should be out meeting people in college instead of hanging around your parents’ house, waiting for the MTV cameras to come calling? Wow, that was quite parental of me.

Elsewhere in Laguna, Stephen reunited with his sidekick Dieter who ALSO happened to be home from college. Since when did Valentine’s Day warrant a college homecoming? A cynical part of me believes these kids are just hopping at any opportunity to return to the MTV cameras. I don’t even want to know what stunts they’ll pull for Arbor Day.

Anyway, Dieter and Stephen shared some meaningful glances, and as they muttered about their Valentines, we saw that a) Dieter has packed on his Freshman 15 quite impressively, and b) Stephen’s hair is prone to afternoon puffiness. Pretty exciting stuff.

Meanwhile, Kristin was the latest loudmouth to jump on the “I Anti-Heart Valentine’s Day” bandwagon. As she complained and prepared for a big night out with Stephen, Roz sat alone and dejected on a bed, wisely noting that the people who always whine about Valentine’s always have plans (nice insight, Roz. Just goes to show. Years of observing Dr. Frasier Crane have really paid off!). “At least you have something to do tonight,” rebuffed Roz to Kristin’s latest complaint. Poor Roz. Nothing to do on Valentine’s except sit around and wait for her master to call. Well, either that or catch up on her Kelsey Grammar collection (might be a Down Periscope kind of night).

Unfortunately, this affable scene was promptly ruined by the always-annoying Jessica who unsurprisingly had a story that was technically meant to cheer Roz up, but only served to readjust the spotlight on Jessica instead. “I just spent a hundred dollars on cookie stuff and candles!” she exclaimed, as if they had JUST been talking about cookie stuff and candles (which they weren’t). Hey Jessica, did you happen to buy a muzzle too by any chance? It’s sad that I now regard Kristin as the normal, cool one (next to Rozzy).

Just when I thought this scene couldn’t get any worse, Roz brought the news that we so feared: “Jessica, Jason is calling your phone. I’m not even kidding.” Great. More drama. “What?” asked Jessica, suddenly excited. “Jason’s calling. Should I get it?” responded Roz. With a smile creeping over her face, Jessica replied, “No, let me answer.” The new cookie and candle owner bounded out of the bathroom, at which point Roz laughed and said, “I’m just kidding. I’m bored.” I LOVE ROZ!!

Anyway, while Kristin went off to dinner with Stephen, Jessica attempted to make things romantic for Jason by lighting what seemed like thousands of tea candles in her living room. “Jessica, he’s just your boyfriend. He’s just coming over for dinner with you,” remarked her friend Courtney. Amen to that. Maybe with a little luck, Jessica will catch on fire. Or at least her $100 worth of cookies will.

Meanwhile, Kristin and Stephen opted to shun ‘Guna fave Pasta Pomodoro in favor of the classier Rumari’s, home of the giant lobster entrée (was I the only one who salivated over the massive chunks of lobster Kristin was shoveling onto her fork?). The two former lovers had some strained but flirtatious dialogue, with the ever articulate Kristin finally proclaiming, “Yeah, every time I see you, I feel like. Like it’s fi–, you know, like uh, whatever. You know what I’m trying to say?” Not really, but well-stated nonetheless.

lobster

Must… Eat… Lobster…

Maybe we should go back to Jessica and see how her romantic evening with a bag of tea candles and cookie dough is going. Well, it wasn’t really “going” as much as it was “slowly rolling to an awkward stop.” Yes, Jason showed up with takeout food, and as they quietly took their seats (he on the couch, she on the floor), the scene unfolded with the uncomfortable charm of a first date from hell. Granted, I’m sure the lumbering MTV cameras didn’t help, but this was what we like to call a horrendous dinner. Not only did they have little to talk about, but the times when they did open their mouths, it was usually to impart passive-aggressive comments. Well, actually, Jason was more aggressive than passive. “You’re a bad influence on me. I shouldn’t be with you.” Happy Valentine’s!!

The next day, the royal triumvirate of Kristin, Roz, and Jessica met to talk about their Valentine’s Days. Well, not Roz. As we all know, she was home alone; unloved and spurned, as usual. Kristin babbled a little bit about Stephen, but then it was time for Jessica to kvetch, and sure enough, she assaulted us with her same old whining. “He never calls! Never wants to hang out!” HE. DOES NOT. LIKE YOU. Do you want him to put it in sky writing??

Thankfully, Kristin and Roz were just as fed up as the rest of us and once again told their annoying friend that they had no sympathy for her. The two listed several reasons why she should dump Jason, but Jessica merely put her hands over her ears and did the whole “la la la” routine. So yes, she actively denied reality. Idiot. Roz better call Frasier on over. We’ll need his help.

Meanwhile, Stephen decided to surprise LC with flowers and chocolates. It was the least he could do, considering he had spurned her for Kristin on Valentine’s Day (not that LC even knew). Anyway, Stephen showed up at LC’s door, causing her the squeal with joy and shower him with hugs and (in her head, at least) kisses. OMG! Stephen’s back!!! Yay!!! LC hadn’t seen him in like three and a half weeks!!

Unfortunately, this visit was merely a pop-in, and no sooner had he arrived than he was gone. LC retreated to the kitchen with her chocolates where she and her friend dug in with rabid delight. “He gave you candy too?” asked LC’s dad. “You know what that means. ‘I Love You.’” Shut up, DAD!

We then returned to Jessica’s house where we quickly discovered that her phone ringtone was just as annoying as she was. The best way I can describe it is some hybrid between sleigh bells and a mosquito. Anyway, this scene was actually surprisingly awesome, if only because we got to witness Jason not only dumping Jessica, but dumping her on the phone. Okay, we should probably move her into a padded cell now.

Later, Jason and Cedric spent a romantic evening together enjoying some of the finest culinary delights Wahoo’s Fish Tacos had to offer. Of course, Cedric was quite excited about the big breakup (he ever so hated being the other woman). “I thought she was going to kill herself,” laughed Cedric. Yeah, my thoughts exactly. But then I remembered that she’ll probably have to go through her crazy stalker phase first.

Actually, I was wrong on that front too. I forgot that before she could go all Fatal Attraction, Jessica needed the “Psssh. I’m over it. He’s the one who’s not over it” phase. Sure enough, we caught up with her venting to Kristin, acting as if she were totally fine. And then, as often happens on Laguna Bach, Jason conveniently happened to call up. “It’s Jason. Should I answer it?” asked Jessica with a sly smile. Well, of course, she picked up the phone and on the other end, we could hear a loud cackle and then “Hey, it’s Roz. GOTCHA AGAIN!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!”

Okay, that didn’t happen, but Jessica did answer the phone. Jason said he was coming over, and I was kind of confused. Didn’t they break up? What else did they need to discuss? Oh that’s right, MTV just needed a scene to end on.

So Jason showed up, which was very awkward because Kristin was still sitting there. I kind of hoped that she would stay, just to provide a voice of reason for these two, but she left, unfortunately. The former lovebirds sat on opposite couches and kind of talked, but not really. Jason apologized for being such a dick, but as usual, his smirky little grin popped up, causing Jessica to go ballistic. She wanted to know what was so damn funny, and you just knew that he wanted to say “YOU,” but even Jason had some restraint. Either that, or he was reminiscing on his latest tickle fight with Cedric.

jessica083105Anyway, Jason ultimately said that he and Jessica couldn’t be friends like before, and after he left the house (effective conversation!), Jessica completely broke down and all but put out the Bat Signal to get Kristin to come over. Kristin came over quite quickly, which had me wondering if maybe she had been sitting out on the porch the entire time.

With tears streaming down her face, Jessica was a hysterical mess. She announced that she blames things on herself and wanted to know what she did wrong. Jessica blames things on herself? Really? Couldn’t tell! I thought she was dating an asshole for the fun of it. Poor Kristin had to tend to her friend, and as the episode came to a close, the two girls hugged for support. Like OMG! I was like totally crying!!

What did you think about this episode? Did Jessica get what was coming to her?

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77 Comments

  1. 1
    Sally
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    POOOOOOOOOR Jessica….

    Hilarious. I live for your Laguna Beach write ups every week! Thank you for yet another gem. You rule. Jason & Cedric tickle fighting? Brilliant!

    Thank you….

  2. 2
    Lisa
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 7:25 pm

    Your write-ups are great!

    I’m loving Kristin more and more this season. I hate to admit this, but she seems like a really good friend.

    Too funny when you said that she seemed like she was sitting on the porch!

  3. 3
    Fred
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    I have to confess.. i think i’ve checked the site like 200 times for the writeup. I am just as addicted to your mockery as i am the show…

  4. 4
    jason
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 7:36 pm

    I don’t get this show and haven’t really watched it. Is it real or fake?

  5. 5
    lia
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    while i hate all the laguna kids, i really hate alex the most especially since that bitch and jason are a couple in the next episode!! what a trifling ho!

  6. 6
    Wes
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 8:53 pm

    My Tivo cut off the last five minutes so I didn’t get to see everything. I laughed when you said that Roz fooled Jessica for the second time, and I was more than a little disappointed to find out that it didn’t happen. It was quite weird how fast Kristin came back to save the day. I was thinking she just drove around the block for five minutes, but the porch thing makes more sense.

    Oh yeah, her “call phone ringtone” was annoying? You should probably fix that.

  7. 7
    kfwill
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 9:03 pm

    Fred, me too. All day at work. I’m so glad it’s finally here. Hilarious!

  8. 8
    Sam
    Posted August 31, 2005 at 11:13 pm

    I totally loved how Jessica tried to save face after being dumped by Jason.

    If I remember correctly, Jessica said something like:�That’s why I was trying to get him over here. I was going to do it (break up with him) myself. It’s not like I wanted to cuddle with him�

    Sure you were Jessica. Sure you were…

  9. 9
    Jade
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 12:36 am

    Jessica is a total ass.. Jason isn’t even that hott. & that lobster is calling my name right now.

  10. 10
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 1:59 am

    And Danny thought he had a crummy Valentine’s Day!

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    mellymel
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 5:48 am

    I can’t believe there was not a comment on how their relationship was only 2 month long. Also on jessica’s comment about this year she has a real boyfriend that she likes. Meanwhile she dated Dieter for a whole year. I kinda want to get the 1st season DVD just to watch Jessica…

  12. 12
    Caroline
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 6:21 am

    LC is so LAME. i cant wait for talan to spill it that stephen chose kristin over her on valentines day.

  13. 13
    Jimmy
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 6:36 am

    I have been waiting since the end of this weeks episode to read this recap. KUDOS!!! Although, I love the show it gives me even more reason to watch it.

    Roz has got to be the funniest person on the show we should start a petition to get her ass on the opening credits and get her name changed to Roz (Kristen’s Trusty Sidekick) when they introduce her each episode. Great site thanks for the laughs!!

  14. 14
    Jen
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 6:45 am

    I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one checking every five minutes for the write up! – Reading these makes being at work bearable.

    And eventhough Jessica is super annoying, I still feel bad for her , especially since Jason is with that slut Alex now! – God, she is such a slut!!!

  15. 15
    shelby
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 8:46 am

    I am happy I am not the only one who checks here every five minutes for these things because I think they’re hilarious. I also love that comment where someone said, “And Danny thought he had a bad Valenine’s Day.”

  16. 16
    Nichele
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:10 am

    I am in tears from laughing so damn hard. I love it when you talk about the “tickle fight” jason just had with Ced…

  17. 17
    myfeethurt
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:28 am

    You know what I was thinking about? When the trio went to Dave and Buster’s (or whatever it was called) Kristin totally had her extensions in. Which means that it was after the Winter Formal. Which means that Alex probably did ask Jason to the dance right before he and Jessica started dating. The editing in this show seriously BLOWS.

    But, on a happier note, I think Jessica is going to go totally nuts now, which will be totally awesome.

    By the way, has anyone else noticed Steven’s mullet? I mean, seriously, cut that thing. Plus, he’s like, totally ugly.

  18. 18
    myfeethurt
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:32 am

    Oh, and by the way, I prefer jASSica to Jesson….

    And honestly, I can copy edit!! :)

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    Allyx
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:35 am

    HEY! please look, you’re right about Cedric being gay… hahah…

    http://theblackflamingo.com/new/graphics/fashionshow/MTV_fashion4.jpg

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    poe
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:36 am

    LC seemed to get the better bouquet of flowers even if Kristen had that huge lobster…

    Can’t wait to see Jessica go ballistic over Jason and Alex…(and i had the same thought about Kristin waiting outside for him to leave!)

  21. 21
    Robyn
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:55 am

    Very funny this week. I loved “Cedric and Jason spend a romatic dinner together at Wahoo’s Fish Tacos”

    Jessica is gonna go apesh!t when Jason starts dating Alex. Sloppy seconds, Alex. What a slut!

  22. 22
    Kat
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 10:01 am

    I love the site!
    I feel super bad for Jessica but what idiot acts like that on TV? I too am beginning to like Kristen after her Jessica rescue. No one in my high school looked like these people, we were all in plaid shirts and braided belts. Alex and Jason are great.
    LC is way depressing, WTF? Stephen and her HAVE to get together. He is so dreamy – eww I feel like a molester. Talan is looking finer everyday. Roz is my absolute favorite and I think she should be on the opening credits as well. Does anyone watch the MTV overdrive episodes? Any interesting stuff? Does the DVD include any new scenes or interviews?

  23. 23
    bex
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 10:09 am

    Did anyone notice that Kristen seemed to be fighting back laughter when she came back to “console” Jessica? And she immediately managed to bring attention back to herself by comparing the Jassica break up to her & Stee-VAN. That’s friendship. Laguna rocks.

  24. 24
    gangsta
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 10:46 am

    great recap! are these kids awkward b/c of the cameras, or are they true dorks?? pretty on the outside…dorky in the middle.

  25. 25
    suebee
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 10:57 am

    Did anyone think that Jason was too cool to date a girl like Jessica. She seems like sort of a nerdy little girl. She’s cute and all, but I am not really sure what Jason saw in her.

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    gangsta
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 11:03 am

    he saw big boobs. she’s a hottie. she seems like she tries too hard to be like the other girls…. classsic case of super-insecurity coupled with no self-esteem.

  27. 27
    joslyn
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    I really hate Stephen now, after he came into town, didn’t tell anyone, took Kristin out, and then did a drive-by at LC’s. Can’t wait till LC finds out next week, maybe she will snap out of it and get over Stevo, even though I do like them together. And yeah, I’m starting to see Kristin in a new light -she’s not just a bad girl, I’m seeing other sides of her now and she is pretty cool. Roz should get her own show, why should Frazier have all the fun with a spinoff?

  28. 28
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 12:20 pm

    Yeah, I like Roz too. She definitely should be in the opening credits.

    And by the way, even though her real name is Alex H., how much of a “Roz” is she?

    Such a roz

  29. 29
    couchpotato
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    Hilarious post gansta! B-side you’re brilliant as usual. I absolutely loved the little prank Roz played on Jessica, and to say she did it out of boredom – great stuff! I’m starting to want to see Stephen and Kristin back together. He’s so smitten with her, I think it’s adorable when they’re on good (flirty) terms. LC is so cute, there’s no reason to sit around pining away for some guy who considers you and after-thought. Cannot wait for next week’s ep.

  30. 30
    Emily
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    I think that LC needs to get over lame Stephen and move on. I’m glad Alex and Jason are hooking up, they have been lusting after each other. The clips on MTV over drive are them talking about what they would wear on a first date, shoe style, etc and they give tours of their bedrooms.

  31. 31
    Emily
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 1:35 pm

    Just a question for everyone- Do you like season 1 or 2 better?

    I think season 2 is better, especially with the hilarious weekly recaps!! Thanks!

  32. 32
    Cayla
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    I’m excited for a Laguna Beach Arbor Day, too.

  33. 33
    joslyn
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    Emily-
    Love Season 1, but Season 2 is mo’ better. Plus now we all get the style and the format of the show, like we know to expect the awkward long pauses, the mumbled dialog, the sketchy editing. Because the first time I saw this show, I was like “Huh?” By the second or third episode, I was hooked. I also think this season started the drama right away, instead of the slow build-up of the last season.

  34. 34
    lugz
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    That recap was hilarious – so well written, sharp and witty. I truly enjoyed it.

    I’m intrigued by all the people who think Kristin made it back to Jessica’s house so quickly….um… you all DO know they edit these things , right?

    It’s also funny how LC and Jessica are actually SO hot, but their self esteem is so low – no wonder they have boy trouble. Kristin on the other hand is decent looking, but projects such confidence, no wonder all the guys are into her.

  35. 35
    kittykat
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    i’m glad there are other people as addicted as me..i can’t help it, and i get excited for Mondays…i agree with Kristen being a good friend, i like how she came to Jessica’s rescue, b/c as pathetic as she is, us girls can remember that feeling in high school, when its like the end of the world.
    but who was Jessica kidding? i’m so sure you were going to break up with him..as if!!

  36. 36
    mark
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 5:07 pm

    was it just me, or did it totally look like lo’s boyfriend was hitting on LC?

  37. 37
    Nicole
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 9:26 pm

    i love your laguna beach recaps. hillarious, keep up the great work!

    that lobster picture made me so hungry

    + whoever posted that cedric picture, wow thats too funny. :D

  38. 38
    Monica
    Posted September 1, 2005 at 11:52 pm

    Has anyone noticed that Stephen looks like MACAULAY CULKIN? Creepy.

    I am so glad they broke up…they are both idiots but I feel sorry for Jessica as annoying as she is…and its so pathetic that she said she “deserved it” when Jason apologized for being a dick to her! Can she have less self confidence?

  39. 39
    the dude
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:46 am

    mtv did a great job with two close-up head shots of lo’s boyfriend giving some “i really wanna do you” looks to l.c. what a douche!! haha

  40. 40
    couchpotato
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 7:42 am

    LO’s boyfriend is way too cute for her. How did she get him?… MTV cameras?

  41. 41
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 8:21 am

    Thanks GOD people are FINALLY stopping the hate for my girl Kristin.
    LC?
    Get.
    A.
    Life.
    She is living ain a fantasy about Stevie and ruining her chances of ever over-coming the fact that her sad, sad single-sided romance is playing out on national television.
    I S & K to get back together so bad… they are AWESOME! together!
    A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

  42. 42
    the dude
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 8:26 am

    kristin is definitely the only one who portrays to have a positive self-image. If she wants a future in television biz…i think she has one. L.C…i hope you grow from this experience. you’re smokin hot!! and LOADED $$$$ holla at your boy…we’ll chill!!

  43. 43
    the dude
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 8:30 am

    yo, b. i’m still gettin teary eyed from cryin about kristin’s picture being in mid-donkey honk!! thanks for the laughs.

  44. 44
    Emily
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 9:46 am

    Hey congrats on making on the best week ever site!

    http://bestweekever.blogs.com

  45. 45
    mellymel
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 1:45 pm

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Laguna-Beach-MTV-Kristin-Cavalleri-Domain-Name_W0QQitemZ5804424047QQcategoryZ11153QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    hopefully this link works. Hurry only about 9 hrs left!!

    Straight out of the Laguna Beach TV series on MTV! YOU could actually own the domain name of one of the main characters, Kristin Cavalerri! Start your own website or fan club with the exclusive ownership of this domain name, http://www.kristincavalerri.com

    Place your best bid now before you loose this FOREVER!

  46. 46
    lugz
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 2:20 pm

    BTW — does anyone agree with me that Talan is SO GAY??? I always thought he seemed a bit light in the loafers, and then I watched an interview with him on the MTV web site….his favorite music — VANESSA CARLETON??? LINDSAY LOHAN???

    Ok, please find me one straight guy in the world who would list those…

  47. 47
    kelly
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 4:52 pm

    lugz–talan may or may not be gay, but didn’t he DATE lindsay lohan? maybe that’s why he likes her music??? what is it with people on this site? everyone is so narrow-minded and homophobic.

  48. 48
    gidget
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    I love the fact that Stephen is a total player. All this time, we’ve thought, “Poor Stephen. He’s got these two girls fighting over him.” Though he obviously loves it … I don’t think anybody was prepared to see the big playa in motion. Taking the Donkey Mouth out on Val’s Day and then turning around and hitting up EL C with flowers and candy, just in case he needed to take advantage of that Friends with Benefits membership.
    He’s the P.I.M.P.
    Go Stephen, the Mullet Stud!!!

  49. 49
    Kristins Real Last name
    Posted September 2, 2005 at 6:16 pm

    I HOPE NOBODY BUYS THAT SCAM WEB DOMAIN. The real domain name that’s for sale is a misspelling of Kristin’s last name. IT’s worthless.

  50. 50
    ali
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 8:10 am

    I know. I don’t even know how to spell her last name correctly but it doesnt look like the way it would be spelled…whoever would want that is a loser anyway,

  51. 51
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkebellAPixie
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 8:33 am

    Looking at the title of this recap it just dawned on me….next week when Jason and Alex hook up we will have Jasex on our hands. That sounds like something you might take for intestinal discomfort.

  52. 52
    Lexi
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 11:18 am

    I LOVE LAGUNA BEACH! Its the best show ever! But yeah, I think that Stephen and Kristen are cute together and all but I like Stephen being with LC better. Kristen and Talan should actually go out! And I think that Alex and Taylor are stupid. Alex says on them little interviews on the internet that she gets pissed off when other girls steal other girls boyfriends but then what the hell did she do to Jessica. Jessica and Jason were SO cute together besides he was a JERK to her and that wasen’t right! He knows he is REALLY hot and can get practally any girl so he takes advantage of that. He is a jerk but hot! And Taylor is ok, A LOT better than Alex. And Casey is ok too but I don’t really know her!

  53. 53
    ?????
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 1:06 pm

    lexi, what grade are you in? and what are you talking about???

  54. 54
    Daisy
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 4:05 pm

    I have always felt that Kristen was an annoying, stuck up little brat. And as much as I hate to admit it, after watching this week’s episode, I think she would be a really good friend. Contrary to a previous post that is up on this page, I don’t think she found Jessica’s breakup funny at all. She was there for her friend, just as most girls are when someone close to them is going through a breakup. I guess she finally wins a friendship point this week

  55. 55
    Ellie
    Posted September 3, 2005 at 4:28 pm

    I have to agree that Kristen has grown on me immensely since the beginning of the season. Perhaps my growing fondness for her is just emerging out of the juxtaposition of her with whiny, pathetic, trannie-in-training Jessica (who, I might add, should just jump off a cliff and call it a day) but then her genuine empathy for Jessica after her breakup with Jason and her keen insight into the fact that taylor just like’s talan b/c he gives her so much attention scored her major points in my book. She just needs a solid speech therapist and she’ll be $$.

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    Holly
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 2:06 am

    Well someone suggested the Laguna recaps, and I’m not disappointed. Very entertaining. However, my only comment on Laguna in general is this:

    LC is annoying. She’s never honest about her real feelings, and doesn’t say what she wants–so stop sobbin over her people. She gets what she deserves. I can’t stand that kinda crap…

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    'guna watcher, i hate 'the o.c.'
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 7:25 pm

    get ready for tomorrow night’s episode: “Alson”!

    was it just me, or was LC literally hyper-freaking-ventillating when steven came w/ flowers and she was hugging him! how desparate can you be LC? JEEZ!

    and when jessica told jason she ‘deserved it’ when he apologized for treating her like shit?!? WTF? she is so stupid! jessica is annoying and I agree about the ringtone!

    AND she had her cell phone on ‘Vibe & High’

    only someone annoying as her would have that on their phone..

    oh, and the tickling session w/ jason & ced – hilARious!!

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    kymmy
    Posted September 4, 2005 at 10:21 pm

    who is roz by the way?

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    curlyqemt
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 5:24 am

    I think that Jason is a real JERK! What a lead on. And yeah for Jessica, now she can find someone who can really appreciate her! As for Stephen, make up your mind! Good Greif! I think that LC should move on as well, I mean get a job or something, what do these kids do? Just sit at home all day and spend their parents money? How laim!

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    whatsupwthat?
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 5:37 am

    What’s up w/Talan’s lips? Somebody PLEASE buy that boy some CHAPSTICK! He’s grossing me out w/those crusty lips!!!

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    Emily
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 8:19 am

    Kymmy-

    Roz is Alex H-Kristen’s sidekick. If you look back at some previous recaps, you will see her being compared to Roz from Frazier. Hope that helps!

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    Kady
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 6:42 pm

    Does anyone know what song they played as stephen was going to pick up kristen to go out to dinner, and while jessica was getting ready for jason to come over? some of the lyrics were “well im caught in between of what you wished for and what you need”

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    Bren
    Posted September 5, 2005 at 8:14 pm

    I Must Add This Time We Got To See Jessicas Not So Expensive House … And The Preview For Next Week … Talan Telling LC That Stephen Went Out With Kristin On Valentines Day … Her Face Just Priceless … Cant Wait Until Next Write Up …

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    ali
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 5:50 am

    I don’t recall Kristin having her extensions in during their “dave and buster’s rendesvous”…they have shown clips of her with them in before so maybe thats what you remember.

    Ugh…I used to like LC but she just needs to get the picture…Stephen. Doesnt. Like. You. LIke. That. period. MOVE ON! (well maybe she did already hopefully). Its just sad

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    Sadie
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 5:56 am

    I thought I was the only one who remembered that Jessica was in Season 1 and was dating Dieter (who also treated her like shit and she also complained about him too but much less). She is so stupid but then again staying with that asshole probably did warrant you deserving asshole treatment. Anyone else hear that LC and Jason are together ?
    http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9324/214745030l9em.jpg
    Doesn’t prove much but apparently its on gawker.com too.

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    suebee
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 7:35 am

    I looked at the photo posted by Sadie. Aren’t those camera phones ridiculous?

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    Sadie
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 8:11 am

    Yeah it is ridiculous! These people aren’t famous for anything at all. Goes to show you that once you get on MTv you can milk it for all it’s worth because somewhere out there, there is a teeny bopper waiting to praise you. About the picture, There are other reports on various websites saying they are dating, some saying they were making out at the MTv awards and what not. The picture doesn’t prove much of anything except that they hang out together.

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    ali
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 8:56 am

    Yea that photo is pathetic. Yes, the show is entertaining…but they are not stars. I can’t believe that people would whip out their cell phones like that. In NYC I see famous people once a week and im not going to be a freak and take out the camera phone.

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    Emily
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Did anyone else notice in that picture that LC has a ring on her ring finger of her left hand???? Wonder if it means anything.

    I do remember Jessica from season 1, although I don’t remember Dieter treating her like crap.

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    Rachel
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 4:02 pm

    I think L.C. has fallen for a really good friend and honestly some of us have done that. She is stuck on him but do you blame her he leads her on!I hope in the end Stephen realizes how much of a slut Kristen really is and just leaves her alone. Feeling sorry for Jessica I am not she is stupid she has her friends to help her let go and be a bitch to him but she wants to look stupid on T.V. I think Kristen and Jason should hook up since they like playing heart games! I also think Jessica and Dieter should hook back up.

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    Sadie
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 5:32 pm

    I have a ring on my wedding finger and I’m not married yet…rings on those fingers really don’t mean anything sometimes and seriously, you think Jason would marry LC over Cedric?

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    gunawatcher
    Posted September 6, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    K-
    The song in that particular scene where Steven is going to pick up Kristin is called “In the Sun” by Joseph Arthur.

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    ali
    Posted September 8, 2005 at 5:29 am

    I dont think that normally people wear rings on their wedding finger but I guess some people do. It’s weird. I think its bc people want to pretend they are married.

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    Todd
    Posted September 11, 2005 at 10:27 pm

    I love Lo, she’s so beautiful and such a sweetheart. Why isn’t she on the show anymore?

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    missy reed
    Posted September 12, 2005 at 7:56 pm

    I love laguna beach show, I been there myself.. It seems everyone thinks these girls are bitches, i think they are normal girls who, if we all had the same amount of money, we’d be the same way. Plus, they got a t.v show. It’s hott.. If I had my own show, trust me, i’d be the same way, probally more bitchey too!

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    supastar
    Posted September 12, 2005 at 7:59 pm

    If i was jessica i would be hookin up with jason again too, he’s a hottie. She just needs to know how to play the game.. If she would just diss him, he would be all over her.. Come on girls dont you know the rules yet?? Kristin knows, she should be teaching her..

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    almalove
    Posted September 15, 2005 at 6:39 pm

    I love Laguna Beach ever since it started. Now I love it even more. LC was my favorite at first but shes so stuck on Stephen that is getting old. My favorite person is Kristin. Shes so much fun!

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