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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
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OMG! Like somebody call Alex and Jessica! Jason totally hooked up with LC tonight. That’s like sooo wrong. I mean, what do they even have to say to each other? I heard from Cami that Cedric was totally pissed and was like “What the hell?” and then like told Jen who was all like “I gotta tell Dieter,” but then Casey was like “Have a quesadilla!” and Emily was like “No, don’t ruin my Cabo trip!” and Taylor was like “I hate muscles” and Talan was like “What?” and Jeff was like “Just because I kiss boys doesn’t mean I’m gay!” and Morgan was like “Your dress is so cute!” and Alex M. was like “Thanks!” and Kristin was like “Yay BMW!”
Okay, so maybe that gossip chain didn’t happen — yet — but it will, especially once the latest scandal permeates through the tightly-knit Laguna Beach community. Yes, Jason and LC hooked up, but more importantly, Kristin got a new car! Talk about a watercooler episode!The show kicked off with Kristin’s usual recap of weeks past. Basically, she was so done with Talan (whatever happened to donezo? I still don’t know how to spell it. Done-zo? Dunzo?) and Jason was now officially a dog. Too much stress for poor Kristin. “I was just all about getting a new toy to play with, and I don’t mean a boy,” she said. Ah, but she didn’t rule out vibrator…
Anyway, we soon came to the opening scene and whoa whoa whoa! Stop this silliness right now! Do my eyes deceive me? The only two people on screen were LC and her tantastic friend, Jen. Where’s Roz? She’s the queen of the opening scene. How could she be omitted? Something was up, and I didn’t like it.
Turns out things were different this episode. Our normal stars — Kristin, Jessica, Alex M. — were relegated to the sidelines as the wunderkind from last season took the reins once again. As we listened in on LC and her Fake Lo sidekick, we learned that plans were afoot for a big barbecue. Basically, LC wanted to invite over all her old friends and a few “mellow” seniors like “Morgan and Taylor and Alex. Oh, and Casey, who I love.” I’m not sure I would have used Alex M. as the paradigm of “mellow,” especially when hygiene specialist Casey was in tow, but I welcomed the potential drama. Further adding excitement to the mix was Jason, who Jen suggested LC invite. Ah, wonderful. And that’s when this Jen girl put on her Shecky Greene hat and asked, “Hey Lauren. What comes with more Part B?” To which LC replied, “Part A?” Get it? (Part A, PartAY). Way to go Jen. Your first big opening scene, and you drop a turd of a joke on us. Go back to the tanning salon, and don’t come back until you have some Roz-level material.
We then saw the opening credits and the title for this week’s show: “Boyfriends are like purses.” There’s always another one in five minutes? Oh wait, that’s “streetcars.” I’m sure the purses thing will be explained later on in an inarticulate way; so I’ll just wait until then to decipher this possibly comedic launch point (hopefully the comic stylings of Jen will not be involved).
Anyway, speaking of boyfriends, we then cast our eyes on Stephen and Dieter as they headed to the beach to surf. Ah, sidekick and master reunited after the tough passage of an academic year. Question: why does Dieter have such a puffy face? It’s like he has a chronic allergic reaction to something. Maybe air. Nevertheless, he was nothing less than thrilled to go to LC’s house. “I’ve been looking forward to having a BBQ at Lauren’s house. Like just all of us chillin’ by the pool because it’s like so perfect,” he said. Ten years from now, Dieter will be working at the Laguna Mobil station, filling up Kristin’s tank, and saying, “Remember the good old days? You know, when we used to barbecue. We should do that again. Just like the old days. I miss them so much. I’m so lonely, Kristin. So lonely.”
Elsewhere in the ‘Guna, LC was shopping for, you know, stuff, when surprise, surprise — in walked Talan! Even though this chance meeting was completely staged, Talan still said, “I’m just shopping.” Yeah, because he normally just shops around women’s boutiques. Nevertheless, LC told him about the party, saying, “Hey, I’m having a barbecue today if you want to come.”
“Oh, that would be sick!” replied Talan. Whoa, easy there. Relax. It’s just a BBQ, not courtside tickets to the Lakers.
We then moved over to the world of Kristin as she and the girls hopped into her car. “I have to go on this side because the door doesn’t work,” announced Roz. THANKS ROZ. Luckily you can air all your problems to Dr. Frasier Crane, WHO YOU WORK WITH. And for the record, yes, Roz got in the backseat.
Well, for those of you hoping for an exciting scene of turning on the car, you were out of luck. Turns out Kristin’s old Isuzu Trooper was dead. The girls all gave their best automotive advice (“Press the brake,” suggested resident mechanic Roz), but eventually they succumbed to the sad reality that they would have to take ANOTHER CAR. Dunh dunh DUNH! “Now I definitely need a new car,” declared Kristin. Yes, this episode was thick with drama.
Back at LC’s palatial mansion, it was time to kick off this BBQ. Once again, playing the part of Lo tonight was Jen, and playing the part of hungry was Stephen, who immediately requested the LC stuff some mini brownies into his mouth. Soon everyone jumped into LC’s pool, which is, by the way, the nicest pool EVER. Eventually people began streaming in, but it wasn’t the big reunion I had been hoping and dreaming for. Basically, the only person to show up from last season was Broadway sensation and poster girl for averageness, Christina. She was so lame we didn’t even get to see her up close or hear anything she had to say. I was immediately excited/scared to see if her little sidekick Morgan (chubby Mormon girl? Looks like a chipmunk?) would come, but alas, she was probably off noshing on carrots or acorns or something.
Also arriving at the party were Alex M. and our old pal Casey, who brought her 35-year-old prom date/professional goon named Dustin, or as I call him, “Fuggedaboutit.” But the fun didn’t really start until Jason, or J. Wahl, arrived. Yay J. Wahl! And look! Here comes Talan and Darth Helmet too (although, as I mentioned last week, with his helmet freshly shorn, I now have to call him by his birth name: Jake). Well, Jason entered the bbq like it was a red carpet event, hugging people and saying clichés like “Much love.” Unfortunately, Jason was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and you know what they say: Casey + J. Wahl = goodbye Alex. It was for the better. Did you get a whiff of that girl’s hygiene? Stinky.
Eventually, Casey and Dustin left the big soirée too, leaving Talan and Taylor to make disgusted faces at each other. Meanwhile, in the pool, Jason and LC found themselves rapt in conversation. Actually, it was more like LC was babbling on about her college career, and Jason was staring at her with a vacant smile — because let’s face it. No matter what Lauren said, all he could hear was “Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies Cedric’s penis boobies boobies boobies.”
“Just smile and keep up with the big words. That’s all I have to do.”
Later, the two stepped out of the pool, and Jason expressed his feelings for LC in his typically articulate fashion: “You’re like, ‘Oh, um, for you,’ and I was like ‘Yeah?’” And yes, that was a direct quote. Well, you know how these things go on Laguna Beach: first we saw LC and Jason flirting some more, then we saw Stephen observing jealously from afar, and then we saw a healthy portion of Jason’s butt crack emerging from his shorts. Just another day at the pool.
The next day, we returned to the dullsville subplot of Kristin and her car. I don’t know what she did to deserve such a dumb storyline, but at least it was better than last week when she spent the episode running around like a madwoman, squawking at every passing object. Instead, we found Kristin riding with her dad Dennis in the car. Whaaa? Adults and teens spend quality time together on this show? I thought parents were only there to quietly live vicariously through their kids. Anyway, today’s big adventure with Kristin and Dennis was to get a new car. “This has new car day written all over it,” he announced, adding, “What kind of cars do the kids have at school?” Competitive, are we? Shockingly, Kristin approached this entire situation with a fairly mature attitude. She didn’t whine about her car or beg for a more expensive one. Instead, she casually laughed off that her Isuzu was one of the shit cars in school. Kristin then stole the Shecky Greene hat from Jen and said that regarding her car, “It’s been a Trooper.” Rimshot! WELL DONE, Kristin.
Anyway, the good news for Kristin was that pops pulled into a BMW dealership and surprised her with a brand new SUV. “Dad, is it mine? Dad? Dad? Is it mine?” YES, IT’S YOURS!! BE QUIET! And so Kristin drove off into the Laguna sunset, and conveniently, her car came pre-equipped with spy cameras, the perfect add-on for the casual driver who just happens to be on a reality show. I wonder if you can order that feature with any BMW. You know, sort of like how you can “iPod” your car. Maybe you can “Laguna” your Z3. Well, with a brand new car on the road, there was only one thing for Kristin to do: call the sidekick. We then cut to Roz who seemed absolutely filled with dreamy joy as her master regaled her with stories of the X3. Don’t worry Roz. Your moment in the sun will come too.
Is Roz gonna break out into song?
Meanwhile, up at Chateau Conrad, LC presided over an afternoon tanning session with Jen and some new girl named Heidi. The three gabbed about boys and whatnot, thus precipitating a forced metaphor that will undoubtedly be quoted and idolized in the high schools of America. The basic thesis: boyfriends are like purses. (Remember? The title of the episode.) LC then took the helm: “You’re always going to have that one boy who you’re always comfortable with, and, you know, you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere, right?”
Right!
Continue, Ms. Conrad.
“Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with,” she added, before driving it home with, “Then you have those other purses that you really like but don’t want to be seen with.” And let’s not forget the most common purse: the type you only wear when you’re drunk and horny and then never see again.
Sadly, this scintillating dissection of the romantic-handbag theory was truncated when Jason called up to invite LC to dinner. So what sort of purse is he? The hairy dumb purse you wear only after three other girls have worn it first? I hear those sell really well for some girls.
Anyway, LC said she’d love to have dinner with Jason (and she did it in that sing-songy voice that made me want to slap a muzzle on her mouth), and eventually, he showed up at her house driving a very dandy old-fashioned kit car. You know, Jessica and Alex never received this sort of foppish treatment. But then again, we learned through some intermittent scenes that Jason really wanted to “chill” with LC, probably more so than with Jessica and Alex, and, well, Cami (sorry Cam. You’re just not ready for the big leagues).
Inside the Conrad Compound, LC’s meddling parents wanted to know all the details about Jason. Oh Jim and Kathy. We know you’re just happy to be on TV. Just, try not to ask your daughter for an autograph. Unfortunately, we didn’t really get to see Jason meeting LC’s parents. It would have been really funny if he had suddenly become super articulate around them. But anyway, the two piled into Jason’s old car, thus providing one of the more amusing vehicular images on Laguna Beach.
While the new lovebirds enjoyed a rather dull date, we cut to another romantic dinner, this time between Stephen and puffy-faced Dieter (maybe he was stung by a bee?). Like a good sidekick, Dieter had some big gossip for Stephen. “Dude, I heard the most standard stuff about Lauren today from Jen.” Is that what the kids are saying these days? “Standard”? Wow, that’s some standard stuff. Anyway, Dieter continued, “She’s going on a date with J. Wahl.” He then added, “In other news, my doctors say that I will have permanent facial puff. Bummer.” Stephen reacted with typical jealous surprise, and then we returned to the other couple, whose dinner conversation seemed to revolve around Jason sheepishly complimenting LC, and her saying “Thank you” in that damn sing-songy voice. Seriously, these two had little in common (as evidenced by the copious amounts of dead silence hanging in the air), but if there was anything they did know, it was the importance of a hot tub to any date. Thanks Roger Loge!
We then paused to check in on Kristin and her new car. Not much to report there. Roz and Jessica squealed with excitement; Roz and Jessica sat in the car; Kristin accidentally turned her wipers on; Kristin finally figured out how to turn them off. The End. Okay, back to the date!
Well, the two pretty teens hopped into LC’s jacuzzi where they flirted and groped and smiled some more. “I have fun with you,” said LC, prompting Jason to say, “Me too.” He has fun with himself also? So he’s THAT sort of purse. Anyway, a tiny peck was exchanged between the two, but mostly this private pool party was all about the bashful smiles. Why didn’t Jason step up and jam his tongue down her throat? Surely that’s his style. Or is it? You just know a jealous Cedric was in the bushes, sharpening a blade, cursing LC’s name. Beware the jilted lover, LC. Beware…
What do you think about this courtship? Does it seem natural?
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I think they are really cute together. Mayabe jason has finally found someone. I hope they work out At least he is not with alex anymore.
Totally agree. I think they are good together and Jason is a changed man.
“Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies Cedric’s penis boobies boobies boobies.” Thats the best line I’ve read out of all the recaps.
Thanks for the laughs B-side. Keep them coming.
“And let’s not forget the most common purse: the type you only wear when you’re drunk and horny and then never see again.” GAH! You are my favorite!
Even though Jason is kind of a dog. I’m glad LC moved on from Stephen. He was playing too many games with her. It’d be funny if Jason and LC actually lasted. All the girls would be hating on them.
It seems like he actually likes LC more than the other girls but who knows, he hasn’t “hooked up” with her yet (aka had sex). We’ll see!
Ok and I am sooo jealous of LC’s pool!
This was the worst episode yet! boring boring boring… I am having flashbacks for how dumb season 1 was. LC’s spinoff is going to suck. The recap was great, as always though.
Uh B-side – it’s “what comes BEFORE Part B”
Yea like that joke was even funny! the cheesiest thing EVERR!
Did anyone notice the apprentice-like voiceovers?
Okay, kick me twice, but I thought the Part A joke was funny!! I especially like the way the light bulb visibly popped on over LC’s head as the meaning of the joke seeped into her pretty little head. And Jen? Brilliant Barbie!
Kristin-i have never watched the apprentice. What do you mean?
LC and Jason ARE still together, I’m obsessed with this show (I know, pathetic), and dig up gossip on it all the time : ) They’ve been together for a while now. And, Jason, puffy face, and Steven all live together in LA…..
This episode was rather lame. I must admit though, it was a nice, quiet break from the usual drama of Laguna Beach. I guess I will just look at it as a little break untill next weeks big grad-night episode!! Hopefully we’ll see some more drama next week! I think LC and Jason are cute, like that couple everybody secretly hates cuz they’re both so pretty. I guess as long as their happy, that’s all that matters and they seem to make each other smile. Is it just me or is this show slightly anti-climactic?
“Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies Cedric’s penis boobies boobies boobies.”
LMAO
B-Side you rock !
p.s. LC’s boobies are nuthin’ compared to the likes of Alex, Cami & Jessica – what gives? Has Jason turned a mature, emotional corner and decided to date women with brains?
oh, right…..dating LC….
I GET SUPER VIOLENT WHEN I HEAR LC’S SING SONGY VOICE!
AND THE FACE WITH HER STICKING OUT HER TOUNGE! WTF? SHE IS HOT BUT THAT SHIT HAS GOT TO GO! LIKE OMG!
Did anyone realize how WEIRD Jason’s voice became everytime he say YOU’RE SO CUUUUTE!?
Most BORING episode ever… truly was reminicent of Season 1, where they did absolutely nothing. What is with these girls all fighting over apeman? He seriously could not string a sentence together to save his life! You could hear the crickets chirping during that awkward date. And yet LC is so willing to give it up… she is so desperate.
Great recaps B-Side! They make me laugh every week!
merrill- where do you find your gossip? I live for laguna gossip (sad, i know) but i can never seem to find anything like that.
and b-side, thanks for the recap. my mtv went gray after 10 minutes of the show. i can’t wait to se one of the 10 million repeats.
oh yeah- b-side, one more thing- I love how you always throw in the casey quesadilla references. you freakin crack me up.
And did anyone else find it irritating that the previews they showed on the commercials weren’t even in the show? Like Kristin & Stephen’s reactions to LC & Jason dating? Not to mention that the clip they showed of Casey screeching “Are you KIDDING me??” was from like 8 shows ago when someone asked her if she quit her job after a week. Who could forget that puffy pink monster on her back?
I think you could have done more with the image of those 2 philosophers ridding in that moronically small car together. Also, the cinematic cut from Kristin’s gigantic white SUV to Jason’s cartoon car pulling up to LC’s house was hilarious…and genius.
What were Kristin and her cohorts doing? Where did they drive to? Who did they talk smack about? Why didn’t MTV force LameC to invite them to her Barbacue so that we could watch Roz dance, Kristen make out with random guys and Jessica cry about Jason?
Okay I just want to publicly state that i f’ing hate all those stupid stalkarzzi teens who took the pics of them on that date and blasted them all over the internet and completly ruined the surprise of this episode. I was VERY pissed off, that made this episode like..not exciting or whatever.
and anyone notice how lc transformed into baby talk lc when jason (or stephen for that matter) talks to her. shes all normal then jason calls and shes like goo goo gaa gaa hiiiiii.
or that jason actually said more than three words in a sentence with her? Kinda sad that you have to resort to dating a drop out high schooler when your in college though.
Hahaha! The hairy dumb purse that you wear when three other girls have already worn it! Thats awesome!
ali- like when lc and talan were shopping and lc invited him to the bbq… her voice suddenly didn’t match the rest of the audio.. or previously when jessica said “did you see casey’s dress” at the pre prom party; her face was turned, the audio changed, then later in the episode we heard her say the same thing!
Where are you guys getting the gossip on this show? I have looked but can’t find any. I know, its pathetic, but I love love this show!
The caption under that picture???
“Just smile and keep up with the big words. That’s all I have to do.”
Priceless!
one of the best episode recaps yet!!!
Who knew Jason bought the Munster’s car at a Hollywood auction.
LC is going to have a Laguna spinoff? About her in college or living in LA? I am dreading the end of this season…
Where are you guys getting the gossip on this show? I have looked but can’t find any. I know, its pathetic, but I love love this show!
Did anyone notice that Casey and that guy left, and then like 10 seconds later they showed LC talking to Jason and Casey was behind them sitting at that table? Talk about poor editing.
We heard more out of Jason this episode than all season. And its funny how he calls all the girls he goes on dates with he calls “hun”! I’m glad that she is moving on from lame Stephen- he isn’t even that cute.
Did anyone else notice that now that Kristin is dunzo with Talan he goes and talks to Taylor the whole time at the BBQ? Now she is good enough for him?
m- here’s some more gossip for you. kristin is dating brody jenner (from the princes of malibu). and SUPOSSEDLY, lc and stephen are back on. of course, there’s also that rumor about stephen and trashelle from real world vegas….
Who the hell allowed Roz to miss the opening scene I live for those 90 seconds. I’m suprised you didn’t mention the other girl by the pool with LC and Jen was a LO look alike I had to do a double take
“So what sort of purse is he? The hairy dumb purse you wear only after three other girls have worn it first? I hear those sell really well for some girls.”
Oh my god, I almost choked when I read that. Hysterical.
As for the new Dynamic Duo, will MTV please remind them to bring their personalities the next time they go out? Then again, now that I think about it, they did. That’s the scary part. Maybe they really are perfect together, considering that the keyboard I am typing on has more personality than the 2 of them combined.
Thanks Kristin!
I know all the guys on the show are pretty pathetic, as soon as they dont get attention from one, they go right to another…why cant they take a dip outside their little dating pool???
Brody jenner is a hottie but a spoiled idiot!
Jason reminds me of a cave man! “me…like…boobies!”
I liked this episode it was nice not to have all the drama, I love LC she is so cute I know most of our voices change when we talk to a new guy we are interested in that is natural I wouldn’t go as far as her, but we all do it. However the end reminded me of when LC and Stephan were in the hot tub and she said come on and they put their towels on and disappeared and that is how that episode ended dejavu. Also did anyone notice on that one picture of LC and Jason floating around where she has her left hand up she has a little something on her left ring finger.
ONe more thing that was classic that Talan just happend to show up to “shop” in a womans store!!
Please don’t everyone jump on me…but I have never seen this show. I have only ever heard of it from seeing the recaps on here. Is this suppose to be another Real World but with uber-rich teens who already knew each other? Sorry, fans. Just curious as to its popularity. Thanks.
How does J-Wahl get girls? This guy is monosyllabic. He may actually be retarded. “I like you.” “You’re pretty.” “This car is old.” This is a fun date? The producers might have told LC and J-Balls to hook up just to screw with Stephen’s brain. That would be… standard?
The only thing these two have in common is not being able to hold a conversation. But, like, they know when something is cute so it’s cool.
LC has a clown face sometimes. Anyway, guys find her the most attractive, according to this poll: http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_300/308_vma_nominees_2005.html
Another piece of comedic gold:
Jason: It’s hot in here.
LC: We’re in a hot rod!
I enjoyed how Jason was shown with a cigarette at the BBQ. We all know these kids drink and smoke weed and cigs, but I enjoy how MTV has been slowly loosening the reins and showing a little more. Hopefully by season 4 we’ll just see them doing straight blow off one another. We know it’s happening.
I don’t mean to be catty (who am I kidding? Yes I do) but did anyone see Taylor’s face in close-up’s at the BBQ? She’s got a bit of a zit problem. God Taylor, non-perfect skin? That’s so Mission Viejo.
And what the hell does LC’s dad do? Did he invent air or something? They live in a palace.
Boyfriends are like purses? God, these girls stretched that simile on for WAY too long, it just kept going and going. And it probably surprised absoultely no one that when talking about something related to purses that these girls suddenly became more articulate than they had been all year.
Stepehen…does anyone believe this kid just isn’t flat-out pathetic? When he was told about LC and Jason’s date you could almost see his eyes start to fill up with tears. Now he has no idea where he’s going to score easy vagina.
I enjoyed Jason picking LC up in the WonderCar. Maybe next date he can pick her up in a hydrofoil.
And I must say, Jason was almost downright normal in his date with LC. He was polite, semi-charming, and I must say, almost likeable in a way I’ve never seen him so far. Notice I didn’t say intelligent, lord no, he was still as dumb as could be, but still, who knows? Maybe he wants more from LC than simply to infect her with his crotch sores.
Did anybody else notice how ridiculously awkward those “kisses” between LC and Jason were? Angelina Jolie kisses her brother more passionately than those two got it on!
Has anyone ever been watching t.v. when something happens that makes you feel so uncomfortable that you have to turn the channel? That is how I felt watching LC and Jason’s date. I could feel the ackward silence trickle into my living room. Did they even have a coversation? I am not sure about this whole situation!
I wonder if Mom and Dad took out the binoculars to check out the goings-on in the hot tub when LC and Jason came back to her house. I’d be a little bit creeped out cavorting w/ members of the opposite sex with the parentals so close by. Of course, if I were LC’s dad, I’d be sure to be cleaning my collection of shotguns in the front yard when Jason came by for the first time, too.
I seriously think that Jason has kissing issues in front of the camera and thats all! He always does weird pecks! I would probably feel the same way if i wanted to make out with someone but had cameras in my face!
B-Side, I love you!
I really am happy for LC cause she finally gets all the guys attention, and i hope that Jason doesn’t fuckup this one. JASON UR HOT!!! JASON AND LC 4/EVER
BIGGEST FAN!!!
I missed this episode, but after reading this recap I want to catch a re-run just to watch the awkward silences between LC and Jason (who I don’t really find attractive or charismatic, so I just don’t get his appeal). I totally noticed Dieter’s fat-face attack earlier this season. Looks like he gained the freshman 15 all in his face. (If he was even in college…I lost track of what grade he was in.)
How long will Jason be able to secure the snazziest snatches in laguna beach…he doesn’t seem to be a man of many prospects. He can’t articulate, spell, comb his hair, etc. so how we’ll he get a job? Even as a LA hanger-on what acting role could he get other than a deaf-mute boy?
LagunaWho?-
The cast is in highschool and supposively unscripted. There is lots and lots of drama and we all watch it and get on here and talk smack about it. Its great, season 1 is out.. buy it!! and watch season 2 on MTV every Monday at 10! Well next Monday is graduation.. you tuned in a little too late!
Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies Cedric’s penis…
What the…? Cedric has a penis?
do people really think jason is good-looking? he keeps being mentioned as part of the “pretty couple” that people are jealous of.
i think he looks absolutely homeless. actually, i think all the guys do. they’re ugly.
Someone mentioned “Apprentice-like voice-overs.” There have been several in the past few episodes. You can tell because they always do the voice-over soundbyte when the speaker isn’t on camera and the voice is louder and clearer than the rest of the conversation.
And this could have summed up LC and Jason’s interactions: grinning, silence, “you’re cuuute,” more grinning.
Great recap!
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9324/214745030l9em.jpg-check it out, it’s not from that long ago.
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9324/214745030l9em.jpg
redo!
i was thrilled to hear jason speak. i mean the kid actually has a vocabulary. i was beginning to worry that all he knew how to say was “um” and “uh”.
ithink lc and jason are great together. anything is better than lc mooning over stephen again and again.
I love how LC’s parents acted all concerned and interested in Jason right before the date, but had no problem with her bringing him back to Casa Conrad and splashing around in the pool…
And did anyone notice how relieved Jason was when they pulled up to the mansion, he said something like “Yay, we are home, I don’t have to drive anymore”… do we think he spent the night? Judging by the weak brother-sister kisses in the pool, there wasn’t going to be too much action in LC’s bed that night…
Maybe it’s just me, but i LOVED this episode!!
LC and Jason – LOVE IT!!
Kristin’s new car – SO JEALOUS!!
B-side – your re-caps keep getting better and better!!
man look at all the cameras in LC’s face in that photo.
One more thought:
Do the ‘guna teens get paid for this stuff?
And I am also obsessed with this show (sad, very sad) but I want more gossip!
I know, where do you get the pink camera phone?
When LC and Jason were in the hot tub, it looked like LC wanted Jason to shove his tounge down her throat. I noticed it looked like he kept glancing toward the cameras, it definitely seemed like he was just shy because of the cameras.
I thought that these two were falling all over each other, it seemed as though they were infatuated with one another.
I have to say I was disapointed NOT to see Jessica as much or her in a bikini. I was getting used to seeing explode out from what she was wearing.
I can’t believe people thought this episode was boring. This is the first time all season we’ve seen actual sexual tension between two people (aside from Cedric and Jason, of course). The awkwardness of their first date was so typical for a first date at that age, especially because you could tell all they were thinking was, “when can we go home and hook up”. Felt like the real thing for me, not a setup by the producers. I’m not surprised they’re still together. They have chemistry like we haven’t seen since, well, since ever on this show.
Was I just seeing things are did LC have a small tatoo on her lower back?
I hope it was just her wireless mic because nothing says “classy” like a tramp stamp!
did everyone notice how everyone in the restaurant was gawking at LC and Jason when they were on their date…and then there were people yelling a lot in the background???
I dont remember that happening on all the Jesson pomodoro dates!
These are the supposedly the Characters for Season 3 of our beloved shows.
The new cast-Cami, Cami’s friend Kyndra, Candace (cedrics prom date and sam’s winter formal date) Breanna (lc’s little sister) and 2 of her friends, and these guys Chase and Kelan who are in a band and their friend Cameron
Don’t get me wrong, I am very excited that these two have gotten together… LC deserves way better than Kristin’s sloppy seconds (aka Stephen). I just wish MTV showed them making out.
LOL…did any one notice that they dropped the “new girl” title from Casey, and put LC’s friend…LC meet your new sidekick…your stuck with her NOW!!…And this was a pretty boring episode.
How come nobody has ever seen LC’s sister???
An article came out sometime last year in the OC Registar about Dieter and how he has depression. My guess is that the puffiness is due to meds…
Oh this was soooo boring and there is always sexual tension with cedric around. I seriously believe he is in fact gay because i don’t know about the rest of you girls but the only guy friends i have going to the salon to straighten the front of thier hair with me are my fag friends. besides, i don’t think we’ve seen him with a girl at all.
and you know jason and lc had sex that night after the hot tub. you all think she’s so innocent but i think its all an act to make her look like the sweet girl and kristin the whore (even though kristin is one). and how the hell does she date all these guys, brody (annoying golddigger off his dad) and the mvp foot ball guy? i smell another trashelle in the works! stephen just looooves those reality tv hookers.
OK LC’s my girl & i’m glad 2 see her over stephen but y hook up with the ho of laguna. i mean he had sex with alex m. & didn’t she have crabs or something. i can’t stand al m. she’s such a bitch. Everybody’s scared of her cuz she’s built like a man.
I have to say it “Pretty Couple?” Jason isn’t pretty, or hot, or attractive. LC is cute but lame….whatever….but what is sooooo hot about bushy eyebrows, and brain farts? Come on girls…..
ok. first off, jason is mine. BUT. out of him dating alex, jessica or LC, i definetly choose lc.
JASON IS A HOTTIE.
Oh, there’s sexual tension between Stphen and Kristin, it;s just not the kind that’s leading up to something, it’s the kind that’s leading away.
I loved this episode. While it’s possible that my evening Xanax was kicking in, I loved how the editing was done on the BBQ while LC and Jason were connecting. From a dumb-founded Stephen’s POV, the sound was fading in and out as he begins to see the writing on LC’s washboard abs?
Yeah.
Brilliant!
The only thing I would have wished for would have been to hear a Journey song, like have the music be all “Don’t stop. Believin’. Hold onto that fee-lay-y-an.” while Stephan left the party and got in his sad little white truck. I love the Stephan and LC Journey soundtrack for their story-line and I just think it would have been a nice puntuation to the end of an era.
Whatevski.
Oh!
I just thought of something! It’s going to be be super-hard for Stephen to follow Kristin around in her BMW if he doesn’t upgrade from the truck.
And there ain’t no way this season is gonna end without one more “Ste-phen” or one more, “She is such a bitch. He likes her SO. MUCH. Like, uh, ya know?”
I can tell all ya’ll why the ‘guna tunas are all over Jason’s crotch. He’s the only boy on the crew who actually looks (only looks, doesn’t speak) like a man. Like, he seems to be pretty finished with puberty, while that twinky Jeff boy that Jessica is all over maybe….MAYBE just started growing in his pubes. Jason= hot sex with a bad boy who probably is packing heat. Stephen is cute, but cute in a very feminine way and probably won’t grow into his looks for another three or four years. Talan, meh, he sort of looks like a somewhat attractive piglet to me. And Dieter? Oh god, I’ll be nice by not saying anything at all….
J-Balls, Jason gets all the girls BECAUSE he is monosyllabic. The girls think he’s mysterious, when really he’s just stupid.
That call-out to Roger Lodge made ALL that ackwardness worth it …
Another brilliant recap, nice work, the purse comment is classic, that might be the most shallow analogy ever created.
I am surprised you didn’t make more mention of LC and J-Ball’s frolicking around the pool at the BBQ. It was not just Stephen, but everyone in attendance was aghast at the spectacle, as if this was the first ever incident of hoe-ing that Laguna had ever seen.
jason looks like a homeless person.
all the guys do, actually. i don’t think a single one of them is attractive.
stephen looks like a pinnochio not-yet-come-to- life, dieter looks like isaac from children of the corn, jake looks like malachi….nasty, all of them.
i just see these girls fighting over all of them all the time and i think you poor things, you have no idea what real guys are like.
that “hot rod”–totally ridiculous. and “j-wahl”? total cheese nickname.
it’s funny how these cool kids are really huge dorks…and don’t we just love to watch them?
oh, and i have to add…these kids are supposed to super-loaded, and all kristin got was a crappy bmw suv? come on, they could have done better than that. even her friends were acting like they’d never seen one before.
i got a nicer car than that for my 16th birthday, and i am not even close to living in laguna. i was kind of embarrassed for kristin.
“I was immediately excited/scared to see if her little sidekick Morgan (chubby Mormon girl? Looks like a chipmunk?) would come, but alas, she was probably off noshing on carrots or acorns or something.”
this made me explode with outloud laughter.
I couldn’t agree with you more. The ‘Gunafags aren’t eye candy in my book. Oh, and plus I don’t find having leftovers from a heshe with “hygiene” problems appealing.
B-Side your the $hit!
Ok, since when is a BMW not a nice car?? hello!
BTW, These kids are not SUPER rich…ok LC may be rich but they are just upper class. Of course Kristin would be happy to go from an Izuzu to a BMW and I think Jessica has a mazda. These girls may not be poor but they are not crazy spoiled. Its not any different from what ive seen. Especially coming from my HS where some kids had jettas and some had bentleys.
i love these commentaries-lol turd of a joke..love it..i didn’t know jason was a smoker..maybe all the smoke has damaged his brain and the ability to formulate sentences..watever..im still addicted to the show..no matter how anti-climactic it is
I swear, the commentaries on this are almost as good as the show!
Jessica drives a Toyota Corolla Sport… it was on her overdrive… i love her
I agree Jessica no matter what she drives, no matter how crazy or spaztic she gets and ruins people’s evenings. I would take her with her glasses on (makes her look realyl smart and even more cute) and make sure I hung on to her because she is only going to get more mature. You got to think LONG TERM
Lilu
what type of car did you get? I would be thrilled if I was just graduating from high school and received a BMW SUV. My GOD I would be thrilled at any time in my life and someone got me a BMW anything….okay any type of new car. Really!!
“Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies Cedric’s penis boobies boobies boobies.”
That is some hilarious shit, B-Side!! I laughed so hard when I read that!
Thank god for your reviews because this ep. was a little boring…..
Hi Everyone – I’ve been reading along all season, but this is my first post. I’ve turned all my friends on to these recaps and we love them!
I agree with mam on the weird kissing – but I don’t think it’s necessarily the cameras. He was wasted at the prom with Alex, you think if he really knew how to kiss, he would have. Sooo bizarre to watch him kiss. Almost as flat as the drone of his voice (“Is this your car?” “yeah”).
By the way, I thought B-Side would have more to say about that car – HILARIOUS!
For the first time since Jason appeared on my TV screen, I actually had some decent thoughts of him. He treated LC with respect and actually seemed pretty genuine as he peppered her with sweet nothings such as, “you’re cute,� etc. Maybe there is hope for him yet and I may have been wrong in my original assessment of him by thinking he was no more articulate than some prehistoric beast from Planet of the Apes. Jason, don’t be dumb like Stephen and squander this opportunity to be with a classy girl like LC. As far as I’m concerned, having LC in your presence gives you a little more respectability.
I found this on eonline and gives a little more insight into how this show actually is run. On the second page of the article it states that not all of the ‘Guna stars are super wealthy..and one of them happens to reside in a trailer park..hmmm…who could it be..while Casey dresses like she could be from Trailertown USA…this bit of information will make the scenes at each persons house a little more interesting. Who of LB’s homes haven’t we seen?????
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/051007.html
Ok, GET REAL, a BMW SUV isn’t that great of a car? We’ve all been awakened to the fact that there are many people in this country who can’t even afford A car, and you’re acting like a BMW SUV is nothing? Get some perspective!
Also…
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that Jason seems like a really awkward kisser! Maybe it’s just the cameras…with his reputation, hopefully he’s a little better than that
I’ve noticed all the voice overs, too. One of the first ones I noticed was at the bonfire when Alex was saying she’d never kiss Jason in front of Jessica. The whole BBQ scene seemed really oddly pieced together to me.
No kidding. My dad had a very good income, but I got a used pontaic sunfire for my first car and I was pumped just to be getting a car. A BMW is a very nice car, especially for someone who is 18. In fact the only BMW at my high school was one from the 1980′s. Come back to earth.
Lilu, thank you. I knew Dieter looked familiar, just couldn’t figure it out. Definitely Isaac from COC. Hilarious!
Has anyone noticed that the hooking up with everyone in the same circle is very Melrose Place?!?!?!
A BMW SUV seems like a soccer mom car. I went to school with a guy and we joked that he was so old money that he drove a Taurus. Kids with the most money do not always drive the nicest cars.
http://www.bricksandstones.com
Gossip on talon trying to wrtie a musical anthem for all the guys out there…an answer to ‘hollaback girl’ ha!
talon just went after kristin for more camera time.
You know what really bothers me about Kristen getting a brand new car? She is such a bitch and backstabber to so many people (some of them her “friends�) and she’s rewarded with an expensive new vehicle. What is wrong with this picture?!?!?
mtv got kristin the car so they could ‘trick it out’ and give it away as a sweepstakes, check out the laguna site on mtv, but i’m sure she’ll get something just as nice as a replacement
I can’t wait for next week’s episode!
Did you see the preview that showed The ‘Gunas volunteering at the local shelter and helping the Red Cross come to the aid of their mud-slide washed out neighbors???
me neither
whitney
they tricked out her old trooper for mtv to give away…so mtv probably had something to do with the purchase of the bmw.
Sorry to bring up MySpace profiles again, but I couldn’t resist:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=28365898&Mytoken=8EB99507-1211-AFFA-DC358FFF2A1E11DE3456135
J. Wahl, haha
anyone have any cool new pics of the cast? post the site if you would please.
anyone have any cool new pics of the cast? post the site if you would please.
After your recaps, I had to catch a couple of episodes myself.
I have a few friends in Laguna, and spend a lot of time on the beach there during the summer.
The beaches are swarming with attractive rich kids. So my question is.
Where did they get these kids? OMG.. very unfortunate looking.
LC is the only attractive one of the lot! Alex H. and Talon. well hmm both FUGLY!
Watching teenage rich kids giggle, flirt and gossip not my thing. But will continue reading the recaps.
On Jason’s supposed myspace it says he doesn’t smoke, but we know after this epsiode he does. But maybe he quit.
Hey, guys! This is the first time I have posted…Laguna Beach is definitely a guilty pleasure for myself and my fiancee…the recaps of the shows are so hilarious! You all do such a great job! One thing I do think is interesting, though, is that girl who supposedly got a nicer car that Kristin (Lilu, I think her name was) has not responded to everyone’s questions. I have a question for Lilu–was it fun playing rich girl on an internet blog site for a day? Instead of watching Laguna Beach, which you obviously have some jealousy issues with, I recommend a show for you called Trailer Fabulous…it will probably mimic your real life much more than LB does.
BURN!! Nice one Nicole, totally have to agree with you on that one!!
If I were Kristen’s Dad I’d buy her anything she wanted, which a simple BMW, compared against anything and everything I could afford is a pittance.
I thought the comments posted on this site were to be about the shows?
What is with the personal attacks Nicole?
Retract your claws, and move on!
Yeah, a lame BMW SUV totally sucks compared to the diamond-encrusted Bentley that my parents bought me for graduation. Also, my house is three times as big as LC’s and I wipe my ass with twenties.
Whatever. Lilu is from Mission Viejo.
So why does Jason peck girls like a chicken going after feed? He did it with Alex Manface after their equally awkward date, too. Seriously, I am beginning to wonder if he actually gets to the sex part, starting out that slow. Maybe he gives girls ten-to-twelve pecks and then just pushes their head down. A lot of chicks love that kind of purse.
Puffy faced Dieter’s t-shirt at the BBQ (which MTV partially blurred out) is supposed to read: “Hey Princess, bring me a BEER”
funny that mtv chose to blur that out when they obviously all drink
usnrnpage–sorry, I just get sick of people who always have to knock other people when they get nice things. Lilu said a snotty comment about how what she drove in high school was sooooo much better than the BMW Kristin got. Then, when others on the board asked her what kind of car she got, she disappeared. Just thought that was kind of shady…
“Lilu is from Mission Viejo.”
LOL!
That’s so…standard.
LOL Mrs. Peterson: who wouldn’t like that kind of lovin’? Hasn’t LC said in previous shows that crab is one of her fav foods?
Well Lc and Jason r really cute. I hope that he treats her good. They were a breath of rfresh air tosee. I know it was random but itwas good to see rather than kristin or lc and stephen. I think that they r very interesting. Something like Jay-z and Beyonce. Its a good look. It could be love and last years. Holla if u agree.
honestly, i like dieter. a lot. last season he was one of the only “normal” ones and even though its obvious lc and him aren’t BF’s like they say they are, hes wicked down to earth. did anyone watch the aftershow where they tour hs house?? b/c hes a complete sweety and he has his own foundation to help suicidal/homeless teens/crap like that. i feel really bad for his puffiness and i think hes the coolest sidekick handsdown
Mrs. Petersonn (#118), you’ve got me rolling over here!
J (#45), you also! As for your questions as to what Lauren’s dad occupation is, he’s an architect. He designed la Masion Conrad. If I’m not wrong, Kristin’s dad works in the same firm and he’s building a house next door.
OMG! Like somebody call Alex and Jessica! Jason totally hooked up with LC tonight. That’s like sooo wrong. I mean, what do they even have to say to each other? I heard from Cami that Cedric was totally pissed and was like “What the hell?” and then like told Jen who was all like “I gotta tell Dieter,” but then Casey was like “Have a quesadilla!” and Emily was like “No, don’t ruin my Cabo trip!” and Taylor was like “I hate muscles” and Talan was like “What?” and Jeff was like “Just because I kiss boys doesn’t mean I’m gay!” and Morgan was like “Your dress is so cute!” and Alex M. was like “Thanks!” and Kristin was like “Yay BMW!”
Ya had me at OMG! B-Side.
“crappy bmw suv?…i got a nicer car than that for my 16th birthday, and i am not even close to living in laguna. i was kind of embarrassed for kristin.”
hmmm…interesting. let’s see…what did I get for gifts when I was a teenager…
16th – I got a set of keys to my mom’s booger green 1976 VW Rabbit…oh yeah and $25 bucks for gas.
HS Graduation – I got $100, and a vague promise that my dad *might* help me some with paying for college.
was i pissy…hell no, grateful for what i got. would i have been *embarrased* at getting a *crappy bmw suv*…no, i would have passed out and peed myself.
J–
In #45, “infect her with his crotch sores”… OMG I nearly fell off my chair laughing! thanks for that!
I was going to read the comments to make sure my comment didn’t touch on something that was already said but damn..126 comments already, that’s too much to read through. So instead I’m just going to hope that nothing I say has been repeated too many times.
Somebody already said this but yeah B-Side…it’s clearly ‘what comes before part B?’ ‘Part A’..whatever you said made no sense at all, not that it is a requisite for the girls on Laguna Beach to make sense.
Did anyone notice how in one shot Jason was clearly holding a beer in his hand? It was a keystone and in the next cut he was holding a red cup…poor job by MTV.
I think Jason dating an older girl just confirms everyone’s suspicions that he is really a 28 year old trying to jump start a struggling acting career.
Lastly, this has been touched on I think but it has to be hard talking/hooking up in front of the cameras. Especially once they decide to edit you as the non-talking guy. And for any guys out there it’s hard enough to make a move on a girl for the first time without the help of alcohol but now add cameras into the mix with most likely cameraMEN who will make fun of you if you get rejected, tough spot for J-Wahl.
LOL bmw a crappy present…i love how people get so materialistic like they have something better when you know they have a bicycle sitting outside next to the bus pass.
shut up already its a nice freaking car, although i would have taken a black one
Justin – I did notice the beer. In fact, I thought it was a Coors Light. But it wasn’t conclusive, and I thought it may have been a Red Bull also.
“What comes before Part B” — oops. You know, sometimes you only listen with half an ear when you listen to these girl babble.
And yes, lots of comments today. This might be the post that breaks the 300 barrier.
I think Kristin actually got her car in the beginning of the year – I sadly went on to her real myspace, which she doesn’t have anymore, about a year ago and she said she just got a new car…and you hear how she is like “I can drive this to school every day!” and this episode is apparently supposed to be in the summer. Who knows, MTV’s editing licks – maybe they have that foul beast Wes practicing his editing skills in the secret real world editing room on this show. I wish they would just let us watch what happens and quit trying to make things so much more complicated. Poor rosacea face Stephen. He is so, so, so sad. he reminds me of that sad guy that comes back in “Can’t Hardly Wait” who hates college because he blows and all the girls are repulsed. Yes, Stephen, the 12 year old with cystic fibrosis and big sappy eyes does not work out of the roller skating rink, it’s true.
Most akward date ever between LC and Jason. And the whole hot tub / pool scene didn’t get much better. Still love the show though…and of course the recaps!
Yeah, that crack MTV Editing Department is really making a mockery out of the show. Their manipulation of the sequence of events is really skewed. They may think by doing this they are making the show more enticing to watch, but instead, everyone (a.k.a., the viewers) is pretty much on to the fact that so much of each episode is so heavily edited that what we think we are viewing is not really what is happening.
I believe it was casey-dilla (post #31) who said that Casey and her boyfriend were seen leaving LC’s BBQ only to later appear in the background at that same party from which she just departed. (Had she left and returned?) That is just a very small example of the show’s extremely questionable editing tactics. We don’t know how everything truly plays out because of the cutting and chopping of scenes. I can understand getting rid of the boring and unnecessary stuff in order to make the show interesting for the TV viewer, but messing with the timing is just not right. It’s completely misleading.
Sorry if this was brought up already…but on the subject of editing…
When they were promoting this week’s show, they used clips of everyone’s shocked reaction to finding out about Jason and LC (which now I guess we’ll see next week). Did anyone notice Casey-Dilla in that cheesy pink jacket? Didn’t that look like the poker game at Morgan’s house from the beginning of the season? As in before Alex and Jason hooked up and he was still dating Jessica?
I know the editors take things out of sequence to create storylines, but that’s REALLY out of sequence, no?
since we’re talking about the editing, wouldnt it be funny if next week Kristin was driving the sidekicks around in the trooper again…
bside i’m going to check my dvd from season one for the spelling of dunzo… it reminds me of the hate the game/player debate of late september 2005.. gotta be solved
Shelly:
The editing mishaps you describe are inconsequential and do not detract at all from the story. I noticed Casey in the background too, but it didn’t mean anything. We still know she left early (which was all that the shot of her leaving was meant to impart) because the party extended into the night, and even when she was seen after she left it was still during the daytime. So we still know she left early.
It is the editing that misleads us about the storylines and the relationships between cast members that bothers me.
Where the hell & how bad is this place Mission Viejo?? I’m from Australia so I have no clue how crappy this place sounds.
ALERT – those without tivo if you missed this week its on right now 9:30 weds night
Check this site for some new pics http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
wow, okay, sorry for not liking bmw’s. i think they’re crappy, pseudo-wealthy people’s cars, that’s all– meaning anyone can have one, but people who do think it oozes wealth and good taste, but actually reeks of “i like nice cars but i can’t afford better so i’ll try to fool you with this.”
just my opinion, as we are all entitled to.
Lilu you are obnoxious!
Ok, Lilu…still haven’t told us what YOU drive…
PS Heather thanks for the link to http://www.bricksandstones they had some great pics!
NICOLE–playing rich girl? please. get over yourself. i’m sorry you don’t have nice things. maybe one day, you’ll be able to afford a nice cheap bmw or something.
i could buy and sell you.
hope your got your internet-ego-trip out of your system, honey.
so no one on the internet ever had a nice car, because anonymous people only lie about everything, right? you’re funny.
i watch laguna beach because i have enough money to sit on my ass and do nothing. it’s wonderful. as for trailer parks, it’s nice for me to see them on Tv and walk away from them when it’s over while you strive to upgrade to a double wide.
don’t be so jealous, it makes you ugly. but you already know that, don’t you?
heather–yes i am obnoxious. your point being…?
and nicole, it isn’t your business what i drive, sweetie. and if i told you, you would whine and cry that i am lying. why would i bother? but don’t worry, it’s fabulous.
just for the record, not everyone in the world loves bmw’s. i was just surprised that kristin didn’t get something better.her dad makes a ton of money, so i would expect more.
get the hell over it, and find something else to obsess over.
later, losers.
I wonder why Kristin and all her friends always make that weird kiss face. I have quite a few pics with them doing that.
Edit – I have seen quite a few pics with them doing that.
Lilu–wow! Glad to finally hear you say something! Love the cover up on how “if you told me what you drove, I would just whine and cry that you were lying”. That was a nice sidepass around actually answering the question. Also LOVED your comment on how I was striving to upgrade to a doublewide! Who knew such a wannabe rich girl like yourself who could (in your own words) “buy and sell me” had such a hilarious sense of humor! Seriously, though, its not because I love BMWs that I was giving you a hard time. Its the fact that you try and pretend that you have alot of money and that you are so much better than myself or anyone else for that matter. I am not going claim that I am rich too–I’m middle class, same as most. To me, you are a prime example that no matter how much money someone has, it can’t buy taste. Kinda like Victoria Gotti…all that money, no class. What a shame. Well, Lilu, have fun wiping your ass with twenty dollar bills while us poor folk use plain old toilet paper.
how did i ever claim i was better than you? i was talking about kristin and that i thought she would get something better.
don’t flatter yourself. i didn’t say anything relating to anyone other than kristin until after you decided to make it your personal battle.
and yes, you would say i was lying. and yes, i do have class…enough to know there’s no reason to be jealous of strangers and not to pick fights with invisible people.
c’mon, nicole, let’s just be friends.
Lilu–there is no reason for us not to be friends. The only reason that myself, as well as several others (although I do not want to speak for them) had any problem with you is that you kind of came off alittle…full of yourself, to put it politely. If you are as wealthy as you claim, that is great. I am happy for you. My grandparents are really wealthy,too (my granfather is a Senator) and the life that they lead is wonderful. I am going to college right now (I graduate in May) so that I can get a great job and make money as well. I probably won’t buy a BMW even then…Mercedes, Audis, Lexus, etc. are all nice cars, but they are status symbols that I just don’t feel the need to have, no matter how much money I make. Right now I drive an ’05 Mustang and I love it. In your eyes, its probably a piece of shit, but to me it is alot of fun. I’m 22, so I want to get the sports car thing out of my system early!
Anyway, I’m over your comments…lets just move on. Both of us obviously like the show, so lets just concentrate on it instead of each other.
Anyone else need a drink?
if it comes in a red cup, Laguna style.
I bet those red cups are going to be flying off the shelves now..ha! They come in blue and yellow too…they could mix it up a little…color code them by liquor.
Hey guys I have a question…does anyone know any more info about that guy (“bodyguard Chuck”) that Casey brought to LC’s barbeque?
okay…but i don’t see why it came off as full of myself, i was really just making a point about kristin. i wouldn’t have gotten so snarky if some people hadn’t taken it so personally, it wasn’t about anyone here.
i get so tired of people who get online-ball for no reason, and then get annoyed when someone says something back.
but yes, whatever. i agree. time to get over it.
and i would also like a drink…but i only have wine and sometimes sweet gives me a headache…
hmmmmm…
i don’t know anything about that dustin guy (other than his name) and that it makes me wonder what the statutory rape laws are like in CA…
lilu:
BMWs may not be cars to show off, but for a working vehicle they are certainly not substandard for even the very wealthy. driving through the neighborhoods of beverly hills and up mulholland drive you see BMWs and Mercedes parked outside just about every house seeminlgy.
and it’s not as if kristin’s dad was buying a new car for himself. he bought a car for his teenage daughter who up until recently didnt even know to check the oil periodically. what did you expect him to get her, a hummer??
OMG… lots of comments already… okay, um, excuse me but i do not consider Victoria Gotti classless… she has had to deal with a lot of shit. Sometimes she dresses bad, but come on, we all have bad days! Okay, and this comment was way early, but someone mentioned something about a tattoo on your lower back being trashy… um, are you serious?! what century do you live in! An expression of yourself that also happens to be cute does not mean you are a slut… get a clue. Okay, and to answer everyone’s questions about Jason, um… hez hot! Get over it! And not just compared to the other guys on the show. I really don’t think Talan is ugly. I wouldn’t say hot. Maybe cute. But Jason is definitely hot. And since when have any guys had cool nicknames? J.Wahl or whatever… thats normal for guys, first initial last name… i know several guys who are cool that do that.
Anyway, the best part of the show was the look on Jason’s face when LC was talking to him… he looked so funny! he was like, intensely staring at her, like trying to capture every word she was saying. Okay, on Jason’s girls, I’m TEAM LC! They make the cutest couple!
thanks for the update, dan.
i am not explaining myself furthur.
take it easy.
I remember reading in the car guide that comes out every year by Consumer Reports that a BMW SUV is really not a good car. BMW cars, yes for the most part good, but the SUV got really poor ratings. So maybe that’s what Lilu was getting at. I actually agree with her-for the money spent, Kristin’s dad could have and should have brought her something else. Her dad was obviously trying to be flashy, so for the flash factor, and if he wanted to stick with the SUV route, I think I would have gone for maybe the Porche Cayenne.
For the record, I drive a PT Cruiser and my first high school car was my aunt’s hand-me-down 1980-something Buick Skylark complete with an AC Delco AM radio.
Can Lilu go away now? I bet she couldn’t buy one person who could actually stand her.
Did B side go to college? Which one? You’re an amazing writer, you should write for a sitcom if you aren’t already. ABC wishes it had comedy writers like you.
Lakota, you are right–B side is a great writer. I am amazed at how much detail he can remember from the show! I wish i could have his kind of memory…I would do alot better on tests:)
By the way, how old do you guys think Casey’s date is? I guess like 25 or so, but I;m not sure. If he does go to their school, I wish the guys that I went to high school with looked like him!
Oh yeah I was wondering if any of you know whether or not Kristin’s dad actually PAID for her car or if he got it for free because of the free advertising the show did for BMW. Also, I thought that it was kind of weird that he didn’t let her pick out which model she wanted, or at least researched which BMW was the safest. I mean, she got it in white, which might be her first choice anyway, but I would have thought she would have liked black or silver better.
okay, i may be wrong here… um, i dont have Tivo or anything, but did anyone notice Talan making fun of Dustin? Like, he was just a muscle-head idiot! Casey introduced him, and they totally didnt care, and Talan commented later about it like the guy was a loser.
Nicole:
Totally. I spent years in college trying to understand and assimilate the writing techniques Bside so effortlessly employs. It’s hilarious to see such an articulate writer focused on Laguna Beach.
Anyway, you know mensa has a Laguna Beach night.
Or, at least, I’ll keep telling myself that.
Nicole-
I love B-Side, too, but come on, I don’t think he memorizes the show. He has, like eighteen TiVo’s at the TVgasm office, to pause, rewind, fast forward, etc. Hell, you don’t even really have to have a TiVo for this or almost any show on MTV. Sometimes, if you really wanted to, you could watch the same show at least three times in the same day.
wow, lakota, what an insult. you must be a freaking genius.
i can’t believe how many of you are so stupid and jealous that you are continuing this conversation.
even nicole got over it. so can you.
do you have that much of a complex that you are letting me get to you that much? you don’t matter to me because i don’t know you…so that means i shouldn’t matter to you.
i suggest you chill out, calm down, take one of your pills, and watch the 1st season in its entirety…it’ll make all the pain go away.
Joselyn–that could be true…who knows. LOL it is on MTV all of the time though, probably because (in my opinion) it is their best show on right now (Real World Austin kinda sucks in my opinion).
Lakota–I agree! He would be great as writer on Saturday Night Live, especially if they did a skit on Laguna Beach! LOL Horatio San (with the right wig!)could play Alex and Rachel Dratch could play LC:) Who would play Steven and Jason?
omg… lilu… get off this site! will you please shutup! this is an LB discussion page, so if you dont have anything to say about LB, go away. I think you made once comment about LB… the rest were just stupid. I am not stupid or jealous. I just would like to see this page stick to LB, cuz thats why i am reading it and i’m sick of reading your annoying comeback comments.
like, oh my god, manDA, if you could learn to read chronologically, you would see that that conversation ended and we were talking about laguna beach. casey and her date, actually.
if you idiots would stop bringing it up, it would have been over approximately 10 posts ago.
christ. if you have a problem with the discussion, take it up with the morons who keep bringing it back to life. god, you are such an effing idiot.
they could bring back some old members and chris kattan could play stephen…
melanie pohler could totally be lo….if lo even mattered anymore, i mean.
i was wondering when SNL would parody LB…i figured it’s only a matter of time.
hahaha, oh, and horatio sans as alex is freaking priceless.
I agree, you need to move on Lilu. I understand how you feel cuz everything I have posted has been picked apart by somebody (yourself included) and I’m so tired of it. I just want to post silly comments and not be taken so seriously. We’re all here because we love a ridiculous show and love the recaps B-Side writes even more. Why watch the show and read the recaps if all you’re gonna do is hate on everybody?
The SNL would be great. Whoever played Jason with just say Uhh or hmmm the whole time and then there would be whiny Jessica, that would be freakin hilarious!!
That was supposed to say whoever played jason would just say…
i see you’re in the moron club with manDA, athomemommy.
READ THE WORDS ON THE SCREEN. i am talking about laguna beach. i started by talking about laguna beach, and then got crap from people. i didn’t “hate on” anyone until they “hated on” me for no good reason. use your brain.
the crap has ended, and people like you keep bringing it up.
get over it, seriously.
p.s. i have a sneaking suspicion you’re the same person trying to annoy me…it won’t work. if anything, it’ll make me stick around.
i know you’d love that.
simmer down, not trying to attack, just something I needed to get off my chest cuz I’m sick of people picking on other’s posts and taking things so seriously. I’m over it and I’m sorry I offended you. Stay as long as you like.
Sarah #137, Mission Viejo is in Southern Cali, but that is about all I know. I didn’t think it was a bad place4, but then again I’ve never been there. I live in Arizona. Hope that helps a little. Maybe there is someone who knows more.
um okay, then start being sick of the ones who took such an issue with my second post when they shouldn’t have.
i’m the victim here!!!
hahaha, okay, so i’m not all broken up about, but i would like to talk about laguna beach because i am a huge dork and i live for monday nights.
i am trying to think of more SNL people for a parody, but it seems a lot of the people have changed…and some of them really aren’t so funny…
and does jason have anything else to say to lauren besides that fact that she’s cute? and why does he sound like such a loser when he says it? and why does he have to say he loves her in third person TO her. “I love Lauren.” why???
i have a t-shirt from old navy that says mission veijo on it…maybe that’s a clue? lol.
LOL Old Navy is the new Saks Fifth Avenue haven’t u heard?
Hey I have heard that Jason lives in Arizona now…does anyone know what school he is going to there? I go to Arizona State, so that would be so weird to run into him! Actually, it could be expected since ASU has one of the highest STD rates for colleges in the US…he would fit right in, yeah no??
Mandi, i dont get it either, what is up with the stupid pouty faces?
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/kris2.jpg
is that supposed to look sexy? i guess its not bad on kristen, but i’ve seen alexM attempt it, and it just makes her look worse
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/laguna4life/124414961_l.jpg
“I was immediately excited/scared to see if her little sidekick Morgan (chubby Mormon girl? Looks like a chipmunk?) would come, but alas, she was probably off noshing on carrots or acorns or something.” -LMAO.-
Oh, and about that gossip thing on how a castmember lives in a trailer… I think it’s Cedric. He’s the only castmember that didn’t show his house on MTV’s overdrive. Am I right? Hah.
Oh, and more gossip, if you haven’t heard. Kristin goes out with the guy from Prince of Malibu–Brody Jenner. And–Stephen goes out with Trishelle, yes, our favorite slut from the Real World. Awesome eh? Oh, and Jason and LC are still going strong–I saw them at a club in SF making out non-stop. Woah baby.
L – ‘im the biggest dork’ is the best thing youve said. Maybe you should get MTV to do a show ‘the biggest dork’ starring you and you can have Dieter Dork be your main squeeze. Tantastic as usual B-side!
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2004/finale/interactive/gallery.fraiser/5roz.doyle.jpg
She DOES look like Roz!
Mission Viejo is not a bad place…its like 5-10 drive to laguna beach…i dont know why they act like is south LA
One more thing about the stupid BMW- It looks as if Kristen’s SUV was the more expensive X5 and not the ‘cheaper’ X3. Her dad had to have spent at least $40,000 for this. This is a noce car for anyone- especially a teenager. Lilu, what should she have gotten?
“old navy is the new saks fifth avenue”
LOL
and for as my own mtv show about being a dork…dieter=ugh…that’s all i’m saying about that hahaha.
OK – show of hands….
Who hear thinks that Jenni (remember Jenni) has changed her BLOG name to Lilu?
luv it
LOL!
#190:
It’s possible. But Jenni seemed much angrier and would still be doing her laundry right now. Also, Jenni had the spelling skills of a remedial second grader. And at least Lilu does watch the show, the other chick/personality was like slamming everyone for even watching LB. That’s a funny theory, though.
P.S. Mission Viejo isn’t so bad. It’s just that it’s not on the coast, the 5 runs through it, bringing the ubiquitous strip malls and restaurant chains associated with multiple interstate exits in Generica, USA.
And it ain’t Laguna. I guess when you live in a place as beautiful as ‘Guna, all others pale by comparison.
joslyn
I forgot about Jenni’s laundry.
LOL!
B side – I checked my season 1 DVD this morning – mtv officially spells it dunzo
Oh yes, we all remember Jenni.
Knowing that Kristin & LC are notoriously competitive, I’m a little suspicious about the sudden resurgence of LC’s Reality Star.
Do you think she was jealous that her arch nemesis was getting all the face time this season & decided to steal an episode, or two by hooking up with this year’s senior class door knob?
putting waaaay too much thought into the ‘Guna these dayz.
i need an intervention
Lilu – it’s AMY Poehler. Now who’s the effing idiot?
Nichole, Jason is at ASU and Taylor is at U of A, or so I hear. That’s all info from this site, actually!
I think Taylor went Greek and I can’t imagine that Jason didn’t pledge.
Well… I take that back. If you want to run into Jason “Lady Killer” Wahl, you would probably want to go to the frisbee-golf park; keep your eyes peeled for the white-boy rastafari ‘do and the smell of burning bush (not Alex’s)… I mean bud… and you’ll find JLKW.
The smart money is that JLKW is “finding himself” somewhere in the verdant pastures of Tempe and avoiding the “man”, who of course comes in the form of the college bars and frat parties.
Oh!
I bet he’s going to go see G-Love tonight because G-Love is not Jack Johnson.
And don’t hate on me for that comment. I loved that band and I still call my cats G-Love and Maggie Sauce.
I’m just sayin’… I bet Jason is on a college odessey of 100-level classes and late-night bong construction that involves anything traditionally merchandised to college kids and marketed to be counter-culture.
Let’s hope I’m under-estimating, though.
I tried to stay out of it but I can’t: Lilu, I realize that you’re only 12 but I am going to make a sisterly suggestion that you ask your parents for some therapy with a professional who can prescribe. You seem to have some serious issues with your self-esteem. Work that shit out, girl, but don’t do it here. We’re just trying to enjoy some TV and you’re blocking the view.
keep your eyes peeled for the white-boy rastafari (Sarah thats awesome)
and I agree with you on the whole 12 year old thing but then again what do I know I think tatoos are trashy and Victoria Gotti is pretty much a bimbo.
I feel the need to half heartedly defend the “tramp stamp” because yes, I am on on the million stupid 20 somethings that have a tattoo on the samll of my back… and so do some of my friends…. and I have to say we alll wish we could take it back. But it did seem like a good idea at the time.
lilu and nicole will you both shut the hell up, apparently lilu knows nothing about cars because bmw doesnt just have the logo ultimate driving machine for nothing. they are one of the best built and safer cars around. not everyone can afford one either, nor would i call it super luxury but it is a nice car nonetheless and you probably DONT have a better car than that. if you did i doubt you would waste your time on a message board defending yourself against people youll never meet. you obviously have too much time on your hands and you are probably that annoying jenni girl coming back for more unneeded drama.
this was a boring episode and i can’t believe it already has this many responses.
pssss b-side you are so standard :p
and how can jason get into college when he dropped out of high school? i dont even think he would have gotten a high enough score on sats or acts…he probably doesn’t even know what those are.
Wow, 201 comements already! B-Side, you rock!
Nicole #182, last I heard, Jason was at Arizona State, playing baseball… I hope you run into him. Just don’t get too close…
2 Old 4 This #196, I’m with you, I put way too much thought into this show, and desperately need an intervention. Anyone know of a Laguna Beach Addict’s Anonymous out there???
Hey Ali
Sorry I did not mean to offend you, for the record I am in the healthcare field and have seen a TON of people, mainly girls who got tatoos, typically in college. Most of them regret it and come to us for removal. Everyone of them say exactly what you said.
It should be noted that if Victoria Gotti has a tatoo, she probably does not regret it.
Never in my life have I ever read such drama on a web-posting page.. It goes to show girls, no matter where they are from are such biotches.. whether you are in Laguna or wherever, the same sh$t happens everywhere..
Can’t we all just get along ladies?
I agree with juicy, We are here for one thing- to talk about Laguna Beach. So lets stick to that!
i love how those of you who “hate the drama” keep bringing the drama right back.
don’t get in the middle of something that is already over. it’s a pretty simple concept.
and i still think bmw’s suck ass, and it’s perfectly fine that i think so.
Oh and I forget to mention from a healthcare perspective I thought it was odd that genital warts was never mentioned in the poll on Alex’s “hygiene problem”
haha, and people who have nicer cars than bmw’s don’t go online? i love your logic, it makes me laugh.
hey, the drama was over and you brought it back. congratulations on being a total hypocrite.
Lilu, sweetheart, get a grip.
so embarressed –
You totally didn’t offend me, I thnk that its funny, cause I always think the same thing and then iy’s like damn, you are one of them! But thaks for worring that you hurt my feelings ( I don;t think that that came out right, but I hope you get the point of what I am trying to say.!! : ) )
if it makes you feel better to think i am 12, then i am all for it.
la la la, i’m 12.
osme of you guys are so stupid, it was over and we were talking about laguna beach and THEN you interrupted to demand we start talking about laguna again…hmmmmm.
face it, you love drama, and that’s why you keep doing it. i realize this is, after all the laguna beach forum,but grow the hell up.
lilu, lilu, lilu.. you have to be one of those girls that never shuts up.. always has to have the last word.. the one girl in HS that no one could stand but wouldn’t stand up to you in person.. I guess it fits the discussion..after all this is a teen show..
So embarrassed- genital warts is a good theory. I have heard that it is the most common STD. But does it cause stinky problems?
Nope.
I dated a urologist for a long time and there was a very drunken salon discussion about STDs.
Warts don’t smell.
You’d have to email me for more info on this topic because really…. nobody wants to know the ins and outs (pun intended) of STDs on a message board related to a high school dramality show.
Poor Alex, she probably had a very simple lady-problem. Needing some Monistat can be a huge deal in high school.
actually, you’re right, i probably was that girl in high school…but as long i’m happy, i don’t care.
you want me to go away, yet you keep inviting me back…so i guess i’ll just hang out.
but i’d rather talk about laguna, which is what my original comments were about, even though some of you have such complexes that it actually offends you.
anyway, we WERE talking about laguna beach before you opened your fat mouth up again, so how about getting back to that?
haha, sarah…we all know why you reeeeeeally know all about warts.
don’t be ashamed. lots of scumbags get them, you’re not alone.
ahhhhh, it’s so nice to be clean and normal. i’m sorry you don’t know that feels like.
(and yes, i know, everyone wants to talk about laguna, but that fact is negated when you keep making me the main subject of these comments…so keep it coming, and so will i. i tried to end it, but you won’t let me….you drama-lovers! lol)
So Embarrassed, Sarah and Just me–LOL don’t worry I won’t get too close, but there are so many sluts at ASU (check out last month’s issue of Playboy where it covered the Ladies of the Pac 10…tons of ASU girls in it!). Not that every chick who gets into Playboy is a slut but still…ASU allowed the girls who did get in to have signings for the mag on campus!!! Go school spirit! Also, there is at least one stripper in 2 out of my 5 classes this semester!
So don’t worry, guys, Jason still won’t have any trouble getting laid!
Sadie–don’t know why you are trying to bring the that whole thing back up…I stated my opinion earlier in the board, now I am over it. Lets just concentrate on the show:)
Lilu,
I would watch it if I were you.
I have a popular website of my own and I have no problem directing my readers to this board, and namely to you.
Furthermore, I am contacting B-Side and TVGasm to see if they have blocking capabilities.
You’ve gone too far with your antics.
If you want to start some kind of beef, do it like a lady.
Otherwise, get your disgusting, negativity out of this otherwise fun site.
i guess i think its your actions that make you trashy or not, not a symbol on your back. For example, Paris Hilton is a complete slut and a 1/2, but she doesnt have a tattoo on her back. Anyone regretting it, i understand why you would, and sympathize, cuz removal is more painful, but, i just don’t see the point in regrets. You just learn from your mistake and move on. If there is a person who would think less of me as a person bc i have a tattoo, that makes me disappointed bc i thought that as a society we had moved past judging people by looks. In LB, i dont like Alex, not cuz she’s ugly or looks like a Man, cuz she’s proven to be nasty and that shows through to her looks. BTW… i just thought i’d further explain my thoughts, i have no hard feelings whatsoever about anyone’s opinions.
Jason i’ve heard is at ASU. and still w/ LC. other than that, i dont know anything about the rest.
ah, nicole–the voice of reason.
which is unlikely considering you were my original arch-nemesis! (haha, i’m really only kidding, i am not taking this seriously at all, and i wish some others here wouldn’t either. but such is life, right?)
I’m wondering with Jason at ASU and LC in LA, how the long distance is working. From what we have seen of Jason on the show I find it hard to believe he could be faithful. But then again, I don’t know these people so who am I to judge?
Opinions are one thing, libelous comments are very much something else.
I have a readership and Lilu is potentially damaging that status, which is exactly the point at which she drains the fun away from TVGasm for and maybe for others.
You don’t announce, accuse, or even imply someone’s sexual health unless they first have acknowledged an issue.
OMG!
Lilu… are you Casey?
oh, sarah. i didn’t start “the beef” but i did try to end it.
and go ahead, bring your website friends, what the hell is that going to matter to me? i do, however, think it’s funny though, that you actually consider that a threat.
sorry you were offended, really, but don’t dish it out if you can’t take it. it’s pretty simple.
How about we drop the drama and leave it to Alex, Kristin and Casey?
So here is a question for all the ladies (and hey, maybe the guys too)… if you had to date one of the LB guys, which one would it be? I go for Jason, but only if I see STD test results first
Emily–I am with you on that one…while I don’t know either person myself, Jason does seem to have a wandering eye and I think that LC will ALWAYS have a thing for Steven. The second Steven wants LC, she will throw whatever she has with Jason away to be his little sidekick again.
Sarah- LOL No I don’t think Lilu is Casey because Casey seems to be very open when it comes to what SHE drives…nothin’ to hide:)LOL except for in the future her explicit love for quesadillas!
I’m going to have to go old-school and say Trey
Just Me–Yeah, if he is indeed STD free, Jason is pretty cute…I would want him to cut his ‘fro down alittle bit, though. I would also be curious about what he looks like without the facial hair…My first pick is that guy Casey came to the barbeque with…he seemed to be pretty hot, but then again, I LIKE muscles unlike Taylor:)
Nicole — My roommate’s sister met Jason at some event out in San Fran, and said that in person, he is drop dead gorgeous! I think you should definitely keep your eye out for him at ASU, and keep us updated
I think I’d go for Talan, only because he remionds me of my ex from high school. I don’t find any of the others even slightly attractive.
LOL If I saw him (potential STDs or not) I would freak out! If I see him, or even a lookalike, I will definitely snap a pic of him on my camera phone and post it for you all to see!
Maybe I should hang out more by the Student Health Center, where I think STD creams/pills are handed out to those in need…I bet I would have a much better chance of spotting him! 
No Lilu, contrary to popular belief, saying someone has, or has had, an STD is not a way to “end it”.
You see, I’m smarter than you and I will direct people away from TVGasm because of you.
If I was a TVGasm writer, or if this was at my own venture, you would have been shut-down after that comment because of your potential to interupt my flow of advertising money.
Drop the transparent act of being the bigger person and either go away, or do us all a favor and re-think your approach to social interaction on the world wide web.
What happened to the Jessica/Jeff Plot Line? That was the biggest waste of time.
Alex H.’s myspace showed a pic of her with a new guy a few months ago so nothing must have came of it.
Speaking of girls that never shut up……
How annoying was LC’s TanTastic Faux Lo sidekick Jen?
Did she think she was Barbara Walters with that interrogation?
Who pumped the quarters in the back of her neck!?
sarah,
whats your email, i wanna know more bout your website *youve mentioned it before i think* and seriously, lilu is just some kid looking for attention, ignore her worthless comments (and yes im fully aware she will comment back on this and say something stupid but whatever, this was for sarah not her).
i STILL don’t get how a high school drop out got into college…and hot in person or not, jason doesn’t have anything going for him that makes him worth dating. so he might be a good lay…there are a million guys out there that are better and have something besides a good lay to them. jason is a waste as far as i am concerned. hes the purse you carry when you want people to believe you are worth something because you can afford to have that purse…or something.
LOL Sadie I think that ASU is one of the easiest colleges to get into in the country…Years ago, there was a rumor that even Britney Spears herself was going to become a Sundevil…trust me, some of the people who are in my classes make Jason and his constand utterances of “yeah no” look simply brilliant!
Sadie — There must be something about Jason… maybe he likes to go “south”, and for a high school guy, knows his way around?
If Jason were a purse, he would be a knock-off Louis Vuitton… looks ok on the outside, but on the inside, there is nothing to it.
And Nicole, you’re right, the ASU Health Center is probably the most likely place to run into Jason… either that, or at the local bar on Gay night, when Cedric comes to visit.
It really surprises me that Jason is in Arizona. I would’ve thought that he would have jumped on the chance to get in the pants of Hollywood’s D-list, a.k.a Trishelle and the likes of.
I also can’t wait to hear both Talan and Alex M’s CDs. I have no doubt in my mind that both will be absolutely horrible.
why is everyone saying Jason dropped out? I heard it was Talan who dropped out.
i would like to know your website too. how do we know that he dropped out of school?
Jason goes to school at Santa Monica College. He is roomates with Dieter and Stephen. They all go to Santa Monica College. It’s just a community college, so that could be why Jason got in if he didn’t graduate high school. They really don’t ask for any proof when you sign up for a community college.
i didn’t mean i tried to end it with you, sarah, i meant that it was ended before people like you couldn’t stand not being a part of the drama, so you resurrected it when it was over. so feel free to take the blame.
if you can count that high, try counting how many times i have said “it’s been over, until you brought it back up.” then someone else comes and says “like OMG, stop all the drama” when it was already over and done with.
i am not really sure why some of you get so worked up someone’s personal opinion (as in my first and second posts) but to me, that’s more of a problem than someone having that opinion. if you can respect that not everyone thinks the way you do or agrees with you, life is a lot easier.
Talan did drop out, so i’m anxious to see the next episode, and how MTV explains his “lack of attendance” at graduation.
They’ll probably ignore it completely.
I am going to say this and I am going to say this once.
KNOCK OFF THE NONSENSE–ALL OF YOU.
If you disagree with someone’s opinion, ignore it or state you opinion in a polite way.
Keep in mind this is an anonymous board. No one knows anyone, and everyone should be free to state their opinions in a mature manner without being attacked.
If someone tells you you have an STD and you do not, then it does not make you have one. If someone does not believe you have a nice car, and you really, do, it does not change what is in your driveway. In other words, let people think what they want to think, because it does not change the truth.
Perhaps Lilu did get defensive, but it is unwise to provoke someone and expect that they not return with a comeback. I am not saying that what this poster said is right or wrong, but she is entitled to her opinion, which was harmless and hardly derogatory to any poster. It serves no one to instigate an argument over it, or to perpetuate an argument that has ended.
There were a lot of immature insults being thrown back and forth. It needs to stop NOW.
No one here is smarter or better than anyone else. We are all intelligent people who just happen to enjoy a mindlessly entertaining show. Let’s act like it.
LOL Just Me…poor Cedric he doesn’t even stand a chance. I think that what did him in is when he went to go have his hair highlighted or whatever with Alex. I mean, come on! Not to say that all guys who get their hair colored are gay, but Cedric looked so in his element! I was just waiting for him to start gossiping about Brad and Angelina or Nick and Jessica!
I would so go for Talan. He’s a hottie!
kls– I agree with some of what you said, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and this is America, which means that I, along with Lilu and whoever, are entitled to say what we think/feel. I am not saying that anyone is right or wrong, but I do not agree with your views on ‘censoring’ ourselves. If Lilu wants to say negative things about a particular type of car, that is her right. If I want to comment on that, that is my right. If you want to comment on what everyone has been talking about so far on this board, then that is your right. Blah blah blah I’m sure you get my point:)
Emily-Yeah Talan is cute and I like his name…its something different! Is it true that his mom used to be in porn or something?
OMG! OMG! L-Beach Overload, Brah! Our crack team of investigative reporters have uncovered two emails currently making the rounds that are so awesome that posting them will most likely result in the Jo-Tel receiving our first official Cease and Desist letter (earlier this month we narrowly missed by not getting our hands on those photos of Anne Hathaway from her new movie – that sucks for a couple of reasons). I’m optimistic, but I’m also not holding my breath or anything. Get a couple of those though and you’ve really made it in the blogosphere. Of course we must bear in mind that this is all gossip, but some of it can be verified partly and most, if not all of it, is very believable to anyone familiar with the show, especially the part about Jason flunking Senior year of high school. HA!
Our first email comes from some dude (names have been removed to protect the… okay actually I don’t know his name) who “chilled” with Tre at school. While showing his guests his extensive collection of designer trucker hats, Tre waxed nostalgic about his experiences on the show. Luckily this guy wasn’t too high to remember anything:
We were chillin with [Tre] the whole day yesterday. You will never believe what a sham Laguna Beach is, the thing is edited like nuts, they literally create stories that people sit down and write about. Apparently everyone knows its bs but no one can say anything.
Anyway, I was laughing my ass off when I heard some of this:
1) Stephen’s parents have practically disowned him after the show. They were not that cool to begin with and the dad couldn’t deal with all the attention from his friends at work. If you notice they don’t even pick up Stephen from the airport when he goes back for Christmas break, he takes a taxi.
2) Lo is the biggest slut on the show. Seriously, the reason no one really goes after her is because she took it from everybody her first few years. On the show she acts like a good girl because she is very afraid of her folks and that’s the deal she cut with MTV. But apparently she is the dirtiest, and does mad coke now from what Tre says (I told you there was something there!).
3) That dude Matt that Kristen is “dating” is Matt Leinart, USC quarterback. He called her up after the first season and invited her up to watch a game of his. Apparently he digs her, but that is just the word from Laguna, I’m sure his SC buddies would tell it differently.
4) Maxim is offering all the Laguna girls half a million each to pose for their magazine.1 That would be awesome by the way.
5) Tre used to date Kristen and in fact that’s how she got to know Stephen! Tre dated her up until the beginning of his junior year I guess. He said you never really see them interact in the first season and when you do it is awkward. Tre didn’t let to get to him b/c he’s a cool dude (which he is actually) and didn’t want to let a girl get in the way of his friendship.
I think that’s the good stuff. Anyway, these guys are like celebrities now, especially with 16 yr old girls which he said is the hardest thing. The reason why Kristen is such a bitch to Stephen now is he got so much play in SF, basically everywhere he went as he commanded it. Even like chicks in their thirties apparently.2 Strangely enough though the dude still likes Kristen, apparently he can’t really get over her.
That’s good stuff right there, and most of it makes a lot of sense. I always wondered why they never showed Tre with any chicks, because he did seem cool. And I also always wondered why Lo never blinked (just kidding Lo and Lo’s army of high powered lawyers! Lo doing coke is the only part of that email that I don’t NOT believe… oh I also don’t believe she’s a dirty slut!). The only thing amiss: what I heard from my friend Natalie (from LB, friends with Lo’s sister, knows Stephen), and what I posted a few months ago, is the story of how she went out with Stephen to the biggest meat market in San Francisco (Kell’s) and he left empty handed. Still, I’m sure that didn’t happen a lot. Also, Matt fucking Leinart? Talan is dating Lohan, Kristen is dating the quarterback of the back-to-back national champs, this is getting insane. Next one of them is going to be banging Angelina Jolie (hopefully it will be LC).
Moving on, this next email comes from a girl who went to dinner with one of the writers. Again, it is unsourced, but most of the information is believable, verifiable, and it certainly does explain a lot about the weird Cabo episode.
As most of you remember last week the gang went to Cabo. I know that some of us thought it was weird that everyone was ignoring Jessica and hanging with Alex M. Here is some background. Before Cabo they showed Jessica meeting Jason at the golf course. They hung out all day and later that night they went to a party at Talan’s house. Talan was trying to pull a fast one and not invite the MTV producers to the party. At the party (while Jason is supposedly still dating Alex M) one of Alex M’s friends walked in on Jessica giving Jason head in the bathroom. The friend that walked in immediately called Alex M to tell her. Alex M and Taylor jump into Taylor’s car to go kick Jessica’s ass but get pulled over by the cops. Instead of playing it cool Taylor throws the fake id she has in her wallet into the back seat. The cops get suspicious and ask her what it was, do a search of the car, find the fake id, interrogate Alex M and get her to admit she has a fake id too. Cuff both of them and take them down to the station where MTV has to bail them out. So in one night Alex M found out that her boyfriend is a cheater and gets arrested.
The next day Kristen and her sidekick (I think that her name is Alex too?) anyway, they ask Jessica if she hooked with Jason and she totally denies everything. They later find out that she lied and that’s why they are upset with her in Cabo.
LC and Jason are currently f’ing.3 Apparently Jason is a total moron (another big surprise) but he gets any girl super sprung. He failed out of senior year of high school and is not working. LC and Kristin are not enemies but also not bff. They are both trying to become famous so they are hanging in LA.
MTV is hated around Laguna Beach. People that are not on the show are always throwing beer cans and stuff at the cameras. MTV is currently are working on a spin off for next season with different characters. Kristin is on this month’s 17 Magazine and also on the cover of next month’s Rolling Stone “Hot Issue”. She is attending USC but has not rushed. I know that you all think I am such a dork but you secretly love it….I wasn’t interested in dating this guy so of course I just wanted to sit there and ask him a million more questions but I could tell he was getting a little annoyed. Anyway, had to share – thought it was funny!
This concludes our Laguna Beach xxxHOTTxxx Gossip Round Up. I’m sure most of this stuff has been all over Defamer and like blogs but I haven’t had time to read any of that shit. Season Finale next Monday! Wow, I’m a huge dork.
Footnotes
1. Not sure if I believe this. That’s a lot of money. I don’t know what Maxim usually pays but this seems high.
2. Keep that man away from the Buccaneer then.
3. NOOOOOOOO!!!! God I hate that Jason guy. Cedric is cool though.
Posted by PETE 2005-10-13 20:07:30
i found that on a web site and thjough t that you all would enjoy . . .
bravo, kls, though i do agree with both you and nicole. but since it is a laguna beach discussion and not a “defend your rights to the death” discussion i think arguments and debates surrounding personal views should be kept to a minimum. it goes in circles and wastes time, and i am not getting sucked back into it.
i have a question about LC and casey…are they seriously friends?
when she was talking about who to invite to the bbq, it sounded kind of sarcastic, and then her fake-bake-face friend said “i know you love her, i know you love her.” it just seemed a very odd thing to say or a weird way to say it.
i mean, i know they do talk once at least once in a while, but all those girls talk behind each other’s backs and then are nice to their faces, so i couldn’t really tell what the deal is with those two.
one more question–i don’t know for sure what i think about this yet, but do you guys think kristin will make it as a “movie star”?
I’d have to go mad searching for the article but apparently jason also dropped out and has no job. oh and kristin is now dating brody jenner not matt anymore and alex m, you can hear her music on her myspace page. just go to myspace music, then type in alex m, she’s on page two and you can hear her song hello. it’s actually damn good! Seriously, its either another ashlee simpson with great producing or she has real talent, i derno but it sounds good!
lohan and talan are no more after she found kristin in his bed *kristin apparently planned it to piss off lohan and it wasn’t sexual, just laying in his bed*
i don’t believe most of that ali, no offense. i do believe the maxim though since kristin already did half naked (covered her breasts with her arms) in rolling stone.
i don’t know if i beleave it or not, but i found it and i know that we all love the laguna beach gossip so i thought that i would share.
no, have you seen any other reality tv person actually make it as an actor? (with small exception for kyle from real world who is on days of our lives which isn’t a movie but it is a legit acting job, if you consider soaps legit lol)
Getting back to the SNL discussion, I think they should book Kristen to host the show. I think she’d be great and it would be a good way for her to test the waters of the acting world. Live TV would be intimidating, but I think Kristin is the kinda girl who could handle it and handle it well. Anyone else agree?
I’ve got $20 on Kristin doing Maxim, FHM, Stuff or another one of those mags…
As for Jessica (who got like, no screen time this week, what is up with that?), you know Hugh Hefner is offering her big bucks to show off her “assets”!
okay so i just listened to her song and it is really good, but is it really her it doesnt sound like her?
I can’t believe I am still thinking about this show! Will somebody please tell me to go back to work?
ha, i don’t even know who kyle is, so that says something.
i didn’t really mean “is it likely for kristin to become more famous” i meant more along the lines of “do you personally think she has what it takes to make it?”
I dont think any of Guna’s are gonna have long-lasting careers, but seeing how Kristin has already been on Leno, Regis and on magazine covers it seems like she has a bit more of a chance than Real Worlders. I don’t really remember any of them landing on the cover of Rolling Stone.
i think it would be awesome to see kristin host SNL.
seriously (and yes, i would know, lol) meaner girls have the best senses of humour cause they really don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks. kristin would be perfect for that.
i wonder if it’s in the workings…if not i think someone should suggest it for sure.
does anyone know if there is web site that has the rolling stone interview kristin?
I actually like Kristin and slightly admire her for being the way she is. If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a bi-otch in high school too. I took myself way too seriously and put up with way too much crap. I actually admire her confidence (I don’t always agree with her choices, but I’m sure she doesn’t care what I think!) and I wish I would have had a third of her confidence when I was in high school.
To: Dan
Re: My earlier point (post) about editing.
When I used that editing example of Casey leaving the party and being seen later in the party’s background, I only meant it to be a small example of the overall issue regarding the editing of the show in general. Casey leaving the party and appearing later on “didn’t mean anything� to me either. It just happened to be the most recent example (and an earlier post had already touched upon that particular scene) so I picked up on it for my example of the overall editing problem.
Granted, the time of Casey’s departure from LC’s party was not relevant in terms of any relationships between cast-members, but as you stated and the point I was trying to make is that the episodes (and the relationships between the individuals) are so manipulated by the editors, that it makes the “storylines� very confusing and somewhat deceiving. I may not have used the prime example (Casey’s leaving and then reappearing) of poor editing, but it was the overall point I was trying to make about the editing in general. It sounds as if you and I are on the same page in terms of how the editing can completely change the tone of an episode and give the viewer the wrong impression. In the future, I’ll use better examples when I try to make a point.
I agree! I think it would be awesome for Kristin to host SNL! Bitch or not, I think she is the only one with enough personality to pull it off. LOL Just Me I know how u feel–this board is addicting!
I really wouldn’t be surprised to see Kristin hosting SNL sometime in the near future. I mean that kid from Napoleon Dynomite did it, and really his only claim to fame was that movie.
I think it would be great to have her host… she is my favorit eon the show.
yeah, that’s true diane. and i don’t anyone that calls him by his real name, he really is “that kid from napoleon dynamite.” lol
i think he’s john something?
have any of the other Guna kids given interviews or done press? I think i’ve only seen Kristin, but you’d think that Stephan would be able to as well.
Stephen would say “Hosting SNL is interesting”
Dieter would say “Hosting SNL is standard.”
jessica would say “Hosting SNL is like dating jason, okay so it’s not really, but like I totally was thinking about him just now, and i was like omg he’s such an asshole but like i totally love him and stuff and like…hey where’s everyone going???!!”
Kristin would say” Hosting SNL is like…*sucksuck* hold on…”
Roz would say nothing, roz doesn’t get real lines remember.
that was cheesy
no kristin has what it takes *fake personality, cute apperance, ditzy-ness*. she’s like lindsay lohan without wanting to sing. none of those young adult actresses can actually act except scarlet johanssen.
i don’t know, diane, people don’t really seem to give a rat’s ass about stephen, and i know i don’t…he’s only marginally important because he was involved with kristin who has an electric (though bitchy) personality.
to me, all the guys are like supporting characters. i think the drama of the girls dealing with each other would be just as consuming without the boys…but since it is high school, of course boys have to be involved. i just think they’re boring, even if they’re necessary.
Horatio Sanz(sp?) as Alex M. was definitely one of the funniest things I have read today. I read somewhere on one of these post that next Monday is the season finale, but wouldn’t they advertise it.
Did anyone see on the previews for next week when Jason and LC were walking on the beach and Jason says, “I love Lauren”? She is standing right next to him, why does he not just say you instead of Lauren. Jason sounds and looks like a caveman.
“Maybe he gives girls ten-to-twelve pecks and then just pushes their head down. A lot of chicks love that kind of purse.”
Mrs. Peterson that was hilarious!
Jeeze how lucky was I, when I was in high school there were actually good looking boys with muscles and they broke the 5’3″ barrier!! What was up with Taylor and Talan making fun of Casey’s date? Making fun of another guy because he has muscles? LMAO! These guys from Laguna Beach are a bunch of pussies. Jason is the only one with some mass (not a lot but some) and that’s probably why the girls are digging him, he’s the only one who’s not 5’4″. I was seriously lol when I saw that car he pulled up in, and LC (who is beautiful IMO) couldn’t even bend her knees to get in the car because her pants were so tight.
BTW When I lived in Mission Viejo the kids I went to elementary school were dropped off in limos in the AM and at lunch the limo drivers would deliver McDonalds to them. (Not us LOL) Not sure if it’s still that way.
And re: Kristin, times don’t change, the bitchiest slutiest blonde always comes out ahead.
I think we should start a petition to get Kristin the host job on SNL… and then Jessica and Roz could come on, and they could do a skit about the movie “Mean Girls”! Cuz Kristin is definitely Regina!
OH MY GOD, WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME??
LOL the only reason that I said Horatio Sans should play Alex is because I cannot figure out if she is truly fat or if it is just camera angles, etc. Sometimes, she looks really cute (in the opening song when she is shown in a dress looking at her reflection) and other times she looks like she is very chunky. I think she may be alittle heavier because none of the other girls ever really look big…Alex seems like she fluctuates though. By the way LC has the nicest stomach ever! I am so jealous!
mission viejo is a nice place to live — houses are from $500,000 to over a million bucks there. so it’s not exactly the ghetto.
also, the lb kids did a benefit for the landslide victims, and i’m sure mtv filmed it (there’s no way they’d miss that!) it will probably be in an upcoming episode.
finally, just because casey was seen in a pink jacket (maybe the same one as at the poker night?) doesn’t mean that it was filmed out of sequence. since when can someone not wear the same thing twice!!? just cuz she’s rich doesn’t mean she throws her clothes away after she’s worn them once. lol.
keep up the great recaps b-side
WHAT COMES BEFORE B-SIDE?!
A-SIDE!
Oh yeah.
Does anyone know anything about Kristen’s mom? I have never seen or heard anything about her-has anyone else?
RK–I remember reading somewhere that her parents are divorced…that is all Ihave heard
I don’t know how I know this, but I think her mom’s in Chicago. Of course, I could be wrong.
it doesn’t matter why you picked horatio for alex, nicole…it was perfect.
i also asked why jason can’t talk TO lauren instead of near her…he just has a huge communication problem plus a limited vocabulary, i guess.
Nicole,
My friend saw Alex at a grocery store in Laguna. She said that she was a “big” girl, and that it’s not just the camera. This it kinda mean, but I felt like I should share.I also agree that LC has such a nice stomach!
Oh, and I also saw Kristin last weekend at a party. She looked a lot older in person (maybe it was just more make-up), and had longer wavy hair. She looked really pretty.
About the letters that Ali posted:
at least 2 of the points in the first letter have been corroborated so the rest of the info is probably accurate too.
Lo is definately a huge slut. I was talking with someone who graduated from LBHS a year before Lo and didn’t really know Lo personally but knew that she had the biggest reputation for sleeping around. She recalled one time when she was getting a ride home from a party one morning and Lo needed a ride also. Lo told the driver “I’ll give you a hummer if you give me a ride”, or something to that effect. i don’t doubt she does coke either
someone said stephens parents have basically disowned him…ali? maybe it is bc of the mad amounts of drugs that kid is on! i am sorry but they were totaly rolling when they went to mexico for lcs bday, he is always sniffing like he does a lot of blow and at the pool party he looked ike he had just shot up or else done massive amounts of blow. i have a feeling that is why he isnt continuing his education in san fran…and maybe why lc FINALLY moved on.
jason is an idiot, an ugly one at that.
Kelli–I think there was one of those girls in every high school…it might as well been Lo. Sometimes it is the ones who act innocent that are the most scandalous:)
Lilu–LOL thanks can’t u just see him dressed up like her singing “This shit is bananas?!”
Megan–did u get a chance to talk to Kristin? I wonder if she is nice in person or if it all has gotten to her head. My cousin’s best friend met Shavonda from Real World and he said she was really cool, but then again the Real Worlders don’t seem to get the press and attention that the kids from LB do.
I haven’t read all the comments because there are already soooooo many. but my input is that I think Jason and LC are absolutely adorable together. He seems really happy… like REALLY happy. They are super cute. Lc’s little song voice drives my friends up the wall but I think it’s kinda cute. I don’t know where my love for LC has come from when I am totally a Kristin lover but hey it’s ok right?
I didn’t talk to Kristin. I wanted to, but I didn’t really know what to say. She was at a table with some people I didn’t recognize- an older woman and a few guys. She seemed to be getting a lot of attention. I actually overheard someone talking about her being there before I even saw her. People were going up to her, and she was being friendly to them. She seemed nice and she was very energetic, but she definitely seemed like she could be a little snobby.
You know it makes sense that Lo would be a slut. Now the comment that LC made at Valentine’s Day makes a little more sense, it was something to the effect of “Usually Lo only keeps boys around for a month? a week?” i don’t remember what the exact time frame was, but it basically implied she was slutty.
nicole–i really think you should find if you write in to SNL and pitch your idea. they’ve been hurting for funny skits lately anyway. i think i would pee my pants if i saw that.
and about lo… i thought lo couldn’t keep guys around because her eyes are so close together that it’s kinda creepy…
nicole–i really think you should find if you write in to SNL and pitch your idea. they’ve been hurting for funny skits lately anyway. i think i would pee my pants if i saw that.
and about lo… i thought lo couldn’t keep guys around because her eyes are so close together that it’s kinda creepy…
I would totally write the letter…does anyone know the address for SNL?
Oh my gosh I was just on ebay and Hollister has come out with two tshirts: one says “Team Kristin” and the other says “Team LC”. Supposedly they are ‘sold out in store!’
oops…i meant stores
YES 300!
Woo hoo!! LB reached 300!!!
I wouldn’t be surprised with all the money these kids have if they did drugs. When I was in school kids did coke and x and its a small rinky dink town!
B-Side you’re hilarious
I loved how you named dieter’s picture, “puffydieter” and that picture where lc and jason are talking in the pool “jason_nocomprendo” laughed so hard in class my professor thought i was nuts
I heard that drinking alot of alcohol makes your body bloat. Maybe Dieter just drinks a little to much.
Go to google and type in “failure” then click “i’m feeling lucky” instead of the regular search button.
pretty funny
Dieter has some big cheeks. He looks like a fist with eyes!
The ASU baseball roster for 2006 is at http://www.thesundevils.com for those of you who were saying that Jason is playing baseball at ASU. I tutor athletes there, maybe I should keep an eye out….
Jason is not at ASU, i go there and have never heard that. Plus I checked the directory and he’s not found…if you go to dieter’s charity website he says that he lives with jason in LA…in his online jornal..dieter lost tons of weight…he’s got pics of some of the cast on there.
RK- I heard Kristin say on in interview say that she lived with her Mom in Chicago (her parents are divorced). She was getting into trouble and her mother told her if she did another bad thing (i.e., stay out late, not tell her where she’s going) she would send her to live with her father. So Kristin continued to not listen to her mother, hoping she would send her to Laguna to live with her father.
I can’t blame her! I would have done the same thing if it meant I got to live on the beach with a father that spoils me and buys me a BMW.
I dont think that its really a fact of Mission Viejo being that bad ( i dont really know cali) but its probably more of a adjacent town rivalry. That happens a lot. When I was in HS we used to make fun of the town next to us just because they were a little lower class and not as nice. The town isn’t really THAT bad but it’s probably just one of those things…
in an article it says she originally or vice versa, can’t remember, lived with one parent but something happened with a step brother like molesting/harassing her
(something that makes her hate guys so much) and so she lived with the other parent. this is out of the rolling stone interview where she states she hates guys and thats why she plays the games to try and fuck with them like they did to her and other girls or some stupid teenage bullshit like that.
Wow 309 comments?
I would have to say that at least 50% of these are from our dear Lilu–hardcore BMW hater. Ok, so maybe BMWs are no mercedes or porches and its ok to not like them just like I don’t like sports cars but they are nice to some people. Any high school girl (laguna or not) should be damn well happy and lucky to get a BMW!
I didn’t realize this rolling stone interview she gave had so much info! I may have to read it now, is it still on the news stands?
By the way, you can’t get a shack for $500,000 in the NY metro area. thats not a lot, especially for CA.
i know i want to get that interview, but i can’t find it on line anywhere. does anyone know where to get it onloine?
Thanks Jen!
hey ali2,
wtf is a porches?
I think she meant Porsche. Just a little spelling error. No biggie.
Yup, I meant Porche…sorry i figured ppl would know what that meant. actually its not even a spelling error I meant more than one porche…porche-s
ali2
please don’t start that crap up again…
lilu
koodoos to u for not taking the bait!!
im not startin anything with Lilu..im just saying that I think Kristin is lucky for gettin that car..thats all.
I wouldn’t consider LC dating Jason “moving on” from Stephen. I’d say it’s more of a slipper slide. Mind, I’m no fan of Stephen’s either.
New Laguna Math:
BBQ + XTC = LC w/STD
cuz y’all KNOW they were trippin on somethin poolside
there is a website that has lots of pictures of the cast ( new pictures) and it looks like deiter and jessica are back together. And an AWSOME picture of stephen.
http://trent.blogspot.com/
Haha thats funny 2 Old!
I’m sure the only reason Lilu didn’t take that bait is because she hasn’t been here. HAHA
Oh My – that was supposed 2 be “slippery slope”
ali2 you are an idiot.
the spelling error was not the plural you put on it. a porsche is spelled with an S. if you werent so oblivious you would have learned of your error the FIRST time it was corrected by emily
WHOA…can’t we all just get along…there is an awful lot of hostility in the air today. Thank goodness its Friday..:)
This episode SUCKED…I knew it was headed for disaster when I saw that Roz was omitted from the opening scene….LC is BORING…even the “dulls-ville” storyline of Kristin’s car was 10x’s more enjoyable to watch then LC and Jason’s lame ass date….tip to MTV stick with Kristin and Roz they are where it’s at!!! Oh yeah and the Roz’s Fiesta seemed soo much more fun then LC’s BBQ!!
oh whatever…get over yourself. I’m sorry that I wrote those posts before lunch. Porsche! are you happy now? If not being able to spell Porsche makes you an idiot, then wow I must be one. I may be oblivious, but im not an idiot.
Wow people are catty on here! get a good enough reason to put people down!
Jen: retract the claws..slowly retract the claws…
sick i know, but just re-watched this stupid episode and lc is not sporting a tatoo on her lower back, it’s the tag from her swimsuit,how rumors get started…
i agree roz4prez, stick to the ones we want to watch not the ones that make us look away! UGH! j-wahl & lc
great pic of stephen enjoying a little bong action…thanx ali
Yup, that is Grrrrreat!
Talan’s Music Career begins! too bad the music isn’t up yet so check this site often to get a dl of the song:
http://www.myspace.com/talanmusic
oh and…proof that stephen is a druggy, okay so not really but isn’t that a gateway drug? LOL
opps…heres
http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/102105_stephensmokesdown.jpg
courtesy of pink is the new blog.com!
No problem guys, I am just happy that others are as obsessed I am.
Why do people just looove to start with each other on here? I just don’t see the appeal.
I could spend hours looking at Guna pics! YAY!
I just wanted to say to the skeptics wondering what Jason or J-Wahl has going for him. He has some skills that he just doesn’t like to show them in front of the cameras. Point in case- in the episode way back when, he and Jessica were arguing at a dinner and then they took it outside. When Casey went to check on them Jason was giving Jessica more than a peck, he was macking her down. He pulled up when he realized he had an audience but after seeing a high school boy kiss like that I can see why he has the girls beating down his door. Besides, he reminds me of that unattainable catch in high school that presents a challenge. What girl doesn’t like a challenge? I also think that MTV edits a lot of what he says down. I think he and LC make a cute couple and I loved the look on Stephen’s face as he watched his summer simmering in LC’s Jacuzzi deteriorate right in front of his eyes. J-Wahl will be having none of that!
You know I wouldn’t be surprised if the kids turn their mic’s down at times to keep some of what they say private. Then all MTV has left when editing is like, yeah, you know, that is so, you know what I mean, like omigod, did I just say that?
I’ve met all of them a few times in person and Stephen is def a better looking guy than Jason, he has a way better body and actually had a personality. Jason is always just wasted and quiet.
Jason and LC are still together, its true. Kristen is cool as SHIT in person, as well as Alex her side kick. (And she’s like 6’1″). They all like to hang out together and go to LA parties together to get in as the “LB Group”
Yeah, Jason, Stephen and Dieter all have a loft if downtown LA, guess Cedric got the boot.
Kristen and Alex live in Marina Del rey and I heard Kristen ended up going to Loyola, not USC. Hmmm…it would make sense. LMU is in Marina Del rey.
Oh, and not to worry, Dieter is working out now to get rid of the puffy face. You can find him at the 24 fitness in Hollywood I’ve been told.
Oh and I’ve heard that next years class stars LC’s little sis as the lead girl!! HOT! And they are still deciding about the LC spin off…but I think its a good idea.
OMG !
Can’t you see what’s happening to us? Back biting, name calling, harsh words, moodiness?
All signs of withdrawal.
WE NEED HELP!!!!
….must see more ‘Guna…..
Hey OMYG I was the person who asked if LC had a tatoo (and got lectured for calling it a tramp stamp, sorry did not mean to offend anyone ESPECIALLY NOT ALI) but I thought I saw it but was not trying to start a rumor. And I did look at it later on TIVO and saw it was her tag (I can’t believe I just admitted I TIVO this)
I have finally figured out who Jason reminds me of though, He looks like one of the cavemen that gets pissed on the GIECO commercials. I saw that Ad last night and was like hey thats Jason
Is the next episode really the season finale? Or are they doing episode’s into summer too?
Oh and Talan has his own website.
http://talantorriero.com/
OMG i am so obsessed. and its pretty dam sad since i am 25 years old. i cant help it just like everyone else.
b-side, you need to updat the real world page now!
Next week is the season finale you say?
WTF am I gonna do? I’ve got a ‘Guna sized Monkey on my back!!
where will I get my fix?
help meeeeeeeee
I don’t think next week is season finale. It didn’t say that on the preview. In season 1 there were a couple of episodes after the graduation one, so we may be lucky and get a couple of more this season!
#339 CC – LMU is in Westchester not MDR.
Do you all think that is a real photo of Stephen smoking or is it a fake?? It looks real, but I don’t know.
WHOA!!! Took me hours to read through the last 48hrs of posts!!! I REALLY want to comment on the whole “BMW’s are crappy cars” comment….but wont. however, I disagree. Nuff said. Mission Viejo is a VERY nice place to live and is in no way a ghetto or even close to one. It’s very near the beach, just not on the beach, like Laguna is. Someone said the 5 runs through it. Yeah, sort of. It’s situated off of the 5. It truly is 10 minutes south of Laguna. When Roz made that comment at the end of the prom episode, my Husband and I both dropped our jaws and lookd at each other in disbelief. It was just an all around snotty thing to say, and made no sense really. Now, there ARE parts of Orange County that I would not consider nice. However, property values anywhere in Orange County are among the highest in SoCal. What does she know anyway? Shes just the lowly sidekick who drives a VW?
“Oh and I’ve heard that next years class stars LC’s little sis as the lead girl!! ”
HOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was seriously worried about all the reports of cammie filling that role next season. like how would a show about hot rich teens living an orgy of a life by the beach recenter its focus onto an ugly fat ethnic girl and expect to retain any viewership???? i should have known better. can’t wait to find out if LC’s sister is just as hot as she is.
the finale is on November 4
The finale is on November 4
sorry I didn’t know it was posted twice
sorry
sorry I didn’t know it was posted twice
sorry
LB rules There is NO WAY Mtv would cast Cami as the lead. As much as the politically correct idiots at Mtv try to shove “diversity” down our throats they also know this is the only big hit they have had in years.
Note to Mtv if you started to play more Dave Mathews and Lifehouse and alot less Bow Wow and 50 cent you may actually keep some of the audiance LB has regained. Unfortunately I highly doubt that will happen.
#354:
If they played more Lifehouse and Dave Matthews, MTV would be out of business. The only color MTV cares about is green. Hip-hop is the hottest, it sells the most, and don’t forget, 80% of people buying hip-hop music are white suburban kids. Don’t worry, it’s OK, there is a place for you: it’s called VH1.
BTW, people of all races love to watch Laguna Beach, not just any one certain group. I know you don’t like “diversity” shoved down your throat. So relax your neck muscles and let it go down easy. Diversity….ummm, so good!
LC supposedly Latina, yet her parents seem whiter than white? WTF?
LC looks like she lives in “the legend of Zelda: the WindWaker” area of “Private Oasis” (E5 on the map) I think of that everytime I see her infinity pool & the ocean below!!!
ok do these kids have myspace accounts or not? i heard that they said they don’t somewhere on mtv. but who knows. im totally becoming addicted and am totally surprised lo is a slut ahhH!… i cant wait til next week!
Some of the kids do have real myspaces like Taylor, Alex M. and Cami, but there are tons of fakes out there and Stephen, Kristin, Alex H. and Casey don’t have a real one at all.
Joslyn as I sit here choking down my morning dose of diversity I feel forced to upchuck some facts. While I whole heartedly agree with you that the only thing Mtv cares about is green you should note Mtv started moving more towards hip-hop in the mid 90s after the Seattle music scene pretty much ran its course. Since that time Mtv has seen a steady decline in its viewership. While I certainly agree with you that a ton of “white suburban kids� are buying hip hop a lot more are turning off Mtv and “pop music� overall. It is a industry wide problem. It should be noted CMT has seen a huge surge in their viewership from high school and college students since the mid 90’s. I highly doubt this is just a coincidence. Mtv has tried with limited success to regain this audience by launching shows like Punked and Next and yes even Laguna Beach, the fact that LB was such a hit caught them completely by surprise. Now that they have this hit they are going to do everything they can not to screw up the formula. That said I could be wrong, but then again what do I know? I don’t even have spinners on my Yugo.
IF ANYONE WANTS A LAUGH, PLEASE GO HERE:
http://trent.blogspot.com
scroll down to see Jessica and Dieter..OH, and our favorite LB head of hair, Stephen..wow, he’s really doing well!
http://buzzzinc.com/photo-albums/ffs1/ffs1.html
That has a bunch of pictures from that Fashion show the LB kids did. I couldn’t believe fat Morgan and no-talent Cristina were actually in the show. And Trey has a mohawk now? Weird.
OK…so when did this fashion show occur…1984? I could swear I saw Adam Ant on that runway…
not that this is about mtv and the music they play…but hip hop and rap are what are selling right now therefore thats what mtv plays. they cater to what is hot and what kids are buying. lifehouse sucks anyways and dmb ran out of good stuff A LONG TIME AGO. if you want real music you have to search for it, don’t rely on mtv to tell you whats cool. and if you don’t like what is playing on mtv, then DONT WATCH IT. simple.
and the other girl was right, they play that dmb and lifehouse shit on vh1.
stop bugging on mtv and thier music, it’s a known fact that they don’t play anything good anymore and it’s been like that for years. get over it already….
and how the heck did morgan fit into a corset….? im still trying to figure that one out. and yeah, that is a real picture of steven, we all know what a druggy he is.
SADIE,
Jason did NOT drop out of High School!!!! He graduated. I have his graduation card to
prove it. He just did not walk with the class. I am SICK of stupid people saying this!!!
Sadie,
I was thinking that it looks like Morgan may have lost a little weight. Or maybe it’s just the camera angle.
Note to Stephen:
Dewd, like when your famous, you should like really pay attention to who has a camera up in your grill before you start doing like bong hits dewd.
what the hell is a graduation card??
so what, he flunked a class and had to go to summer school to graduate? he’s still a dumbass
flunking a class doesnt make you a dumbass… more like you just didnt care enough to pass, and eventually wised up so you could graduate.
LOL I’m really going to believe some random girl has jason’s graduation card….bs. even if i am wrong, he is still a dumbass. :p
she looks like she lost a little but she’s still got a weird chuck to her, cute face if she wasn’t so chubby.
why wouldn’t he walk with his class?
You had to fuck up pretty majorly to not be able to walk at graduation at my highschool.
Diane LOL
Jason would be a fool to want to leave the cozy nest at Laguna HS and give up all of those easy girls who want him bc of the show… I bet he is like a god there!
I don’t know if you read these but seriously you make this show so HYSTERICAL! I love it I love it I love it. I nearly peed my pants laughing…
I might be digressing here, but I was wondering if anyone else noticed (a couple of episodes back) during the pre-prom party at Sarah’s house (whoever Sarah is), there was a girl that looked very much like Morgan from last season. If anyone happens to watch that episode again, can you let me know if you notice a Morgan (from last season) clone (unless it was actually her!?!) who was standing in the front row of a group of kids getting their picture taken?
Thanks!
Here are some pics of them doing some fashion show. Dieter’s face is still puffy looking, but his body is normal looking. They all look really good in these pics (except Alex M.). Enjoy!
http://buzzzinc.com/photo-albums/ffs1/ffs1.html
Sadie,
I am not some random girl you idiot. I am his sister-in-law. His graduation card is what he sent out to his family and friends with his grad picture. Maybe if you ever graduated you would know what I am talking about. We do read these comments and never respond. We had it with all the dumb comments and the not graduating thing. Jason is just having a good time right now like a lot of us did in high school. He is far from dumb!
I been to Jason’s MySpace and he’s still dating LC.
And you wont believe it but Stephen and Jessica dated till yesterday. Today I went to Jessica’s MySpace and it said SINGLE!. Then I went to Stephen’s and surprise! it said SINGLE! too. So, something went on yesterday . . . DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
Just so all of you know Jason does NOT have a myspace account! I don’t know who is that stupid to put so much time in doing something so lame. Oh, and the hotrod is not his Dad’s it is his brother Rick’s car. Rick is my husband and that is how I know this.
you all are stalkers who look up the myspace stuff… i have occassionally mainly out of disbelief to see if they were true, but why would you keep checking back and read them everyday and furthermore be as idiotic as to believe the stuff you read in the comments? The only real ones are obviously those with music one’s trying to start their career. And the whole not walking with your graduating class thing somehow meaning you are stupid… give me a break. Some people just don’t care to walk with their class! I don’t see how that can measure someone’s intelligence
Jason is an all around loser, has no respect for women, typical jock who thinks he can get through life on his looks (and isn’t that hot), and will probably live on mom and dad’s money for the rest of his life. you can give me proof all you want but i will never believe you are who you say you are. besides that, if you were really upset with these comments you would have addressed everyone accusing him of being gay with cedric, not something as trivial as being stupid.
I thought Jason said on the show that it was his Dad’s Hot Rod. Why wouldn’t he just say it was his brother’s hot rod if it was?
Time will tell, thanks for biting my neck up.
holy shit dude.
Julie please go away. We do not need anymore drama. On the show Jason did say it was his fathers car, so why don’t you call him and ask him why he lied to LC.
So back to the show, I am really looking forward to tomorrow nights episode.
Julie:
your story doesn’t add up. if he didn’t walk with his class then what the hell would his “grad picture” be? grad pictures are taken with cap and gown and diploma. how could you call anything else a “grad picture”?
And he said on the show the hotrod was his dad’s car not his brothers. so clearly you have been caught in another lie.
back with some more property info….
JULIE’s house (this girl claiming to be Jason’s sister-in-law) is worth: $1,056,601
HAHA
Sadie– LOL that is so true…I would be much more offended if someone was saying that a relative of mine was give if he wasn’t (especially with Cedric!!!!) than if people thought that he did not graduate. Maybe Julie is the one who did not graduate and therefore does no know the typical graduation protocol that Jen mentioned:) And Julie,if you are who you say you are, you should know that by going on a reality show,Jason left himself wide open for people to talk about him. If Jason or yourself are going to be so upset about people posting gossip, then don’t read the board. If you have so much free time, take him to the doctor to get his STD problem fixed…that seems much more important to me than ‘defending his honor’ hear.
Oops sorry I meant “here”…all this talk about Jason’s ‘intelligence’ is rubbing off on me:)
haha i think they suck together, hes a manhoe
also I thought jason went to arizona uni, living with steven and dieter wouldn’t make sence. Steven was in long island friday at hurricane omalley’s…was ok.
Julie,
The exchanges on this site tend to be positive and friendly. We do not need your negativity. Please go away. You can’t really be his sister-in-law because any sister-in-law would defend Jason in a nice manner. And don’t be mad at us. If Jason is actually intelligent and capable of carrying on a conversation, tell us that. MTV is creating our perception of him. He signed on for this.
Like Jen (although you directed your comment to Sadie), I have never heard of a graduation card. I mean, I have heard of announcements, but not a card. I have graduated from high school, college, and actually have two degrees higher than that. I really shouldn’t even be acknowledging the postings of some poser.
Have you all seen the previews where Jason says “I love Lauren” directly to her? It’s as if he doesn’t understand that you don’t talk to someone about them in third person. Further proof of the intellectual limitations of this guy.
you know, if you are or aren’t related to the guy, it wasn’t my intent to offend you. like suebee said, mtv has created this perception that he is stupid, further proving that he is stupid have been several internet rumors and stories about him not graduating. i didn’t make the rumor, i just posted it here because its laguna related and we all like laguna gossip here. he signed up for the show thus putting himself out there for public scrutiny *like real celebrities*. anyone thats on tv because they want to be, runs the risk of people forming an opinion about them. either take it or don’t read, seriously not everyone is going to like the guy or think he’s a genious.
and that i love lauren its been what, a week or so? geeze…oh and i finally noticed the editing glitch with casey. very funny :p and of course taylor doesn’t like muscles, look at talan :p
Does anyone else think that jason’s “i love lauren” sound a whole lot like Brick in Anchorman, a.k.a i love lamp.
I’m only commenting because I think it would be crazy if this thing reached 400 comments. Is there that much to say about a show that is completely devoid of any meaning or significance?
(That doesn’t mean I don’t watch it though haha)
i think Lauren and JAson are the cutest couple and Alex,Stephen,Cedric,Dieter,adn Jessica just need to get over it ok! and i dont know why his face is so puffy but i wish i did!!! well i love Kristin car i dont really like Alex Kristin friend though!!!!
hey i think they r great together who cares if he is a bad boy and i think stephen wanna wake up 2 himself and stop being a player he deserves 2 be jealous he had his turn,and i think lc and jason like each other coz they r both very different and maybe jason is sick of alex m and jessica coz they r just bout the same and in2 the same kinda thing and hang with the same crowds and he just wants 2 try something different and lc is perfect 4 him 2 experiment with something different so good on them!
I’m guilty of coming on this site for my daily dose of laughter and never said thx for all the times I’ve got on and chuckled out loud. Thanks and keep up the good mirth.
Ok.
1. Since when do they play “mainly hip-hop” on Laguna? (ive heard mostly kelly clarkson)
2. Since when is Lifehouse good music?
3. LC is a latina? WHa? when did they say that. I mean, not that she couldn’t be…but seriously, her last name is Conrad…
Yea, im sure Jason’s sister in law is gonna come on here and defend him. Puhleese!
I just wanted these comments to reach 400 before tonights show! I love it!
400!!!! YEAH!!!!!
Guac:
No one said they mainly play hip-hop on Laguna Beach. The “I hate hip-hop” guy (#354 and #360) guy was just making a lame argument and wishing we could go back to the “good old days” when all MTV played was rock music. Then all the precious white viewers that they allegedly lost (and have found again with a show with 99% white characters) would come back and America would live happily ever after.
Frankly, when I read that people still think like this, it makes me sad and afraid at the same time.
I’m shootin for 400!
woohooo
I lOVE Laguna Beach!!!!!
Jason is a reatrd!!
woooooohooooooooooooooooo
I think Jason will cheat gain becuase my theory is once a cheater always a cheater
when i was in high school, we recieved our graduation announcements in Feburary. If you weren’t going to graduate, you may not yet know it. People also usually send them out well before graduation. So, it is possible that Jason did in fact have graduation announcements, did in fact send them out, and then did not graduate. I mean, before you can graduate, they have to get your grades from the last semster of your senior year and they probably wouldn’t get those until just before graduation. Also, even if he chose not to walk at graduation(which seems unlikely because even if he didn’t care, you would think his parents would), that would not keep his name from being listed in the local paper with all the other graduates. If it works the same way it did when I was in high school, then the school would send the paper a list of all their graduating seniors. The list would in no way be dependant on walking or not. Ok, I can’t believe I just put that much thought into whether or not some kid from California who just happened to land on MTV graduated from high school.
If anyone has seen the next preview episode, you see some kids wearing the maroon gowns and the others wearing white. I noticed kristin wearing white. I’m assuming white means high honors? I’m kinda shocked some of the girls had on the white then. You could never tell they were that smart. Sure fooled me. I still love the show though:)
I’m pretty sure marroon is for the guys and white is for the girls
Veronica:
No, she didn’t fool you. You fooled yourself. Girls wore white gowns, guys wore maroon.
I guess I must have read it wrong Joslyn. Its hard to keep up with all these comments…and I agree with what you said, it is very sad. Some people are very ignorant.
who is this jen and why is she so upset with the world?
Jos thanks for letting the “I hate hip hop� guy know where he could go to post his pro-CMT and VH1 rants. His post had me stirred until I read your response. Now I guess we know who had his phone number on speed dial during the last season of American Idol.
Life house? COME ON!
I love Jason and LC together, although I cant watch them kiss, their little pecks freak me out for some reason. And I agree that he is probably in LA and not at ASU- I just graduated from there and it would be like Temptation Island for Jason with all the girls who would be ALL over him. I think its funny how they are all moving up to LA-they just cant get enough of each other. What I DO know for certain is that Kristin is(was) at LMU, although she was only taking one class, and has not attended since the beginning of the school year. I dont blame her; who has time for school when you have to keep milking your 15 minutes for all its worth? And Steven loves the crack, he’s been at 2 parties in my town doing lines…trust me, its the rich kids drug-I know, I live in the equivalent of Laguna, just 20 mins north. Its kinda sad, but pretty much the norm if you have the money.
Cant wait for tonight!
Do you do crack too?
If you have any put it in the bean dip tonight!!!
MAN!! I think i’ve spent most of my morning reading these darn post. In my Opinion… everyone just remember how edited the show is. MTV shows us the characters they want us to see (which really sucks)!! I like LC and Jason being together, yeah it might be a good thing but its young love… we’ve all been there.
Jessica would be so much better if she wasn’t a bug-a-boo. Oh My Goodness!!
Please dont assume everyone on here is lying. Yes there is crazy people out there but there are also normal people.
Dont remember who said it but Im Soo glad im not the only one that thought they had to be on x when they were in mexico for lc’s bday. (whew)
(i gotta stop watchin this darn show)
Question from One Old Lady:
Does “hooking up” on this show mean sex all the time? If so– then I bet they ALL have a hygiene problem.
~Granny~
LOL Granny – yes, ‘hooking up’ generally refers to having sex, although whether or not that’s what THESE kids mean, I have no idea.
I am entirely too old to be getting such pleasure out of a damned show like this one.
Kristin referred to her random kisses with Jeff at the fiesta as “hooking up.” She said, “Do you think that Jess was upset that i hooked up wtih Jeff?” So we sort of rehashed this topic a couple of boards ago but if you are new to it, I think we decided that in Laguna hooking up can mean anything from a random kiss to doing the deed. If they keep it vague then their parents can’t be sure exactly what they are talking about.
In other news, I thought Stephen liked the nose candy cause he is always sniffing, as if he has a cold.
oh, he does!!! My friend’s (Caligirl) brother has seen it first hand. He lives in Newport 9 months out of the year and then in Manhattan Beach the other 3. As “social” as he is he’s ran into Stephen a few times at parties and whatnot and everytime it’s the same story. A couple of weekends ago he saw Talan at a party and said that he is actually pretty cool but WAY into himself. I would be too if I hooked up with Kristin… I mean… if I was a guy and all. Man, I have a major straight chick crush on her! yikes!
Lol @ your crush..
Sadie,
I learned my lesson with reading these comments and letting them affect me. He did agree to do the show and we all knew things like this would happen. Truth be told he is camera shy and did not even want to be filmed that much towards the middle. They wanted him to ask a girl to prom in some stupid, outrageous way and he said Hell NO. Then when he stared dating LC he did not care about being filmed that much anymore. Have fun with your message board but know that if Jason you met Jason in person you would know that he is smarted then you all think. (o: You will all love tonight’s episode they film at Jason Grandfather’s house. I will not give anything away but know that there will be lots of drama at an upcoming Fashion show that they held for the landslide victims in Laguna.
sorry about the missprint above, and Nicole you can go to hell. I am done goodbye!
In the new People Magazine for October 31 (has Jennifer Aniston on the cover), on Page 91 is an update on LB cast, and what they have been up to. Jason said he lives with Stephen in L.A and they don’t stop partying. Jessic goes to a community college in LB and doesn’t talk to Jason anymore. Kristin and L.C are not friends and don’t care to get along because Stephen two timed her with L.C. Jason says Jessica was psycho that is why he dumped her… Jessica said she wasn’t naive, stupid, whiny as MTV made her out to be. Stephen said he is now dating older women…
Well that was some of it.
Oh yeah, it says the Finally is NoVEmber 14
I didn’t think I’d tune into another season of Laguna if Cami were the lead until my sister smartly pointed out that Cami and her sidekick are tied to most of the drama we’ve enjoyed this season. We have Cami’s sidekick to thank for telling Jessica that Alex and Jason were an item and Cami to thank for informing Alex that Jason and Jess had hooked up. Who knows what else that girl started or spread that MTV hasn’t shown us? For all we know, she could have been the one to tell Casey about Alex’s hygiene woes. It is pretty impressive for a sophomore to successfully wreak that much havoc behind the scenes. So maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if she was more of a featured presence on a weekly basis?
Julie–LOL Struck a nerve, did I? You said that if WE ever met Jason we would be surprised at how smart he is? Like YOU have ever met Jason! Have fun talking to your imaginary friend in your head…tell Jason I said hi. Oh, and tell him that if it burns when he pees, he should see a doctor:)
Yeah Nicole! “if Jason you met Jason in person you would know that he is smarted then you all think.” ? I just thought that was funny. She was trying to yell at you and ended up sounding like a complete, how would Kristin put it?, oh yeah, dumbass!!! Can’t wait to see all that drama she has so graciously prepared us for!! Yay Laguna Beach! This show just brings out the best in everyone!
LOL athomemommy it sure does
Well it seems julie was right about this episode at jason’s grandfathers house and the next one about the drama at the fashion show.
But no reply from Julie on why she said it was Jason’s brothers car when he clearly said himself it was his dad’s car.
Dear Grammar Police, please forgive my failure to include a possesive apostrophe in “brothers” above. Oh the shame.
I Know its way early but I just saw previews for NEXT week and I cannot believe jessica..that girl does not know how to move on…and im glad LC tells jason she doesnt want to talk to him….maybe we will start seeing some beggin’ on the show…i can just see him outside LC’s window singing at her or something corny like that…aww cant wait.
oh yea…can someone just kick jessica in the ass for me…she drives me flipin’ crazy..
you all crack me up! i too admit to a guilty pleasure of reading these lil comments… they are seriously more entertaining than the show!
btw… i missed parts of the latest show, but didnt talan not walk with the class??? just like prom, maybe in LB, they dont really care too much about walking (at least the guys) so maybe jason not walking as you all said (btw, again, i missed most of the ‘sode, so i dont know if jason walked or not) is not a big deal like you made it. not to mention, what guy was actually excited… um, yea, Cedric, who we all wonder about already, seemed to be the only dude into the ceremony! and the look on jason’s face when Cedric was getting all hyped was hilarious
unk, yes, i totally agree! she was just starting to not look as psychotic and obsessed when she does this! i believe that article or whatever about jason dumping her for being a psycho. she’s cute, but not cute enough to put up with her insanity. i think it’ll be interesting to see Jason’s reaction to LC. he’s so used to pushover girls that have no self-respect, i wonder how he’ll deal.
manDa,
According to what Kirsten said on the show…talan decided to get his “GED”.. so he is now offically proven a dumbass..why would anyone do that in the last semester of sr? Cedric is totally gay!!! and i guess hes not the one living in a trailer park bc they showed him at “his” house…when jason showed up at cedric’s,cedric called him “babe” or something like that and jason was just like shut up, kinda funny but while cedric was trying to decide whether to go in his underwear or not jason said something about wearing what he had on…sooo im guessing he did graduate??..nothing else really happend on the show..jason talks to LC like she isnt there which is kinda weird..it was acutally kinda lame show but next week looks good and LC needs to kick Jason in balls
Simmer down Jen. Man If I knew people were going to get so touchy on here about every little comment why should people write anything.
Thanks Stephanie, for being polite to answer my question. Jen can’t take a joke. It’s ok, she didn’t ruin my day.
It’s cool veronica, I didn’t know what the white for either. I guess we didn’t pay attention to detail like we should. Oh well:)
Wow, I can’t wait for the drama next week!!! I dont think it would be THAT hard to find out what happens in future episodes…its not like top secret information or anything so I don’t really think that gives Julie any proof that she is, in fact, related to Jason.
Wow, I felt bad for Jessica before but realized that she is just a pathetic loser who will do anything for a guy…I know that Jason is her “ex” but LC didn’t steal him away like Alex did. well, I will be counting down the days for this week’s recap!
Wow, I can’t wait for the drama next week!!! I dont think it would be THAT hard to find out what happens in future episodes…its not like top secret information or anything so I don’t really think that gives Julie any proof that she is, in fact, related to Jason.
Wow, I felt bad for Jessica before but realized that she is just a pathetic loser who will do anything for a guy…I know that Jason is her “ex” but LC didn’t steal him away like Alex did. well, I will be counting down the days for this week’s recap!
Wow, I can’t wait for the drama next week!!! I dont think it would be THAT hard to find out what happens in future episodes…its not like top secret information or anything so I don’t really think that gives Julie any proof that she is, in fact, related to Jason.
Wow, I felt bad for Jessica before but realized that she is just a pathetic loser who will do anything for a guy…I know that Jason is her “ex” but LC didn’t steal him away like Alex did. well, I will be counting down the days for this week’s recap!
damn! sorry for posting three times…didn’t mean to. I think there was something wrong wtih my computer.
I just wanted to say that these recaps are hilarious and you have excellent writing skills
They are better than the show…anyways I think that the guys on this season are all fugly I’d have to go old school and say the cutest guy is Trey…he was just hot. I think Jessica is a whiny little bitch that has no self respect I mean the episode where she is in the limo with Jason (who is completely wasted BTW) and he’s shrugging her off and she keeps grabbing onto him she just looked so pathetic I mean I felt embarassed for her. That guy is a d*ck but she just looks plain evil (scene where she’s looking out at the beach holding a cat…PURE EVIL). Also, I’d have to say the cutest girl is LC.
Veronica, I did notice, however, that Kristin was wearing a different “neclace” than the other girls though. Everyone had those pink lays and she had a brown rope of some sort. I know that when I graduated the rope that I wore meant high honors so maybe that signified something (you had intuition all along!)
I can not wait until next weeks eppie. It looks so good!!! I admit, I TiVo it, and I replayed the scenes from next week like 3 times. Are we sure that it is jessica though and not some other girl? Oh and I am so glad that LC finally stands up for herself! I admit, Kristin is my favorite, but I am begining to like LC better and better every week.
Jenny,
Again, I could careless about you claiming to be whoever. You could be jason for all I care (and with your grammar you just might be). Anyways, jason agreed to be on tv and therefore agreed to being stalked by photographers, hounded by fans everywhere you go, and for people to form an opinion on him based on what we see. From what I have seen, he is not only a moron but the other things I listed before being: a womanizer, an idiot, disrespectful, unable to put together sentences, caveman-ish, and a stereotypical jock. you can either chose to not read these comments and others on other boards, websites, blogs, etc…or you can read them and laugh because you (alledgely that is so spelled wrong but you get the word) know the real jason.
with that said, JASON IS A FREAKING IDIOT!
ps, it is blatently clear that you are lying so if you are done pretending to be something you aren’t, please join in on the discussions.
Ali- I also Tivoed the episode…i rewound it three times and it really really looks like Jessica, although Im not super positive! If its not her, its definitely a lookalike! I cant wait for next week either! Full of tha drama!!!
About the “big” fight next week between LC and Jason. I think he’ll do something really amazing to win her back; because aren’t they together right now… hello, VMA awards. And weren’t these shows taped in very early summer… when were the VMA’s? I would say after that. This is just my thought.
Oh, and according to US weekly, Stephen hooked up with Trishelle from The Real World, Las Vegas (older woman)?
VMA’s were after the taping of the show..so he obviously does something right bc they according to all the magazines are still together..so its cool…im glad hes acutally dating someone that he really likes and not just someone bc they have big boobs or whatever…im starting to think big boobs = small brain?? lol Im sooo going to get yelled at for that comment…im j/k
Wow, if that is Jessica, she is the biggest idiot.. and it agrivates (I’m sorry I can’t spell ) to no end her comments in people magazine. She said that she no longer talks to Jason and she doest have any desire to speak to him again and that MTV edited her to look wose then she was, well, they can edit away, but if you are actually doing something, you can’t blame them for showing it.
I think every person on reality TV says “They edited me to look like that character, but I’m really not like that” how many times have I heard that? I feel sorry for jessica, she’s one of those girls who has to have attention from the opposite sex. She should be like kristin and learn the game and learn to play it well.
Im gonna say it….Did you guys see Jessica’s sister? poopy!
I know!! her sister looks NOTHING like her… poor girl.
OK I’m going to have to rewind it tonight, but i swear both LC and Jessica were telling Jason off in the previews….
Im sorry, while Jess does get on my nerves….the girl is in love. Period. She is in high school. Period. I was just as bad with my first love..
that is true Tiffany but ppl do need to grow up. these days there is more responsibility and hello! you are on TV at least try to not make yourself look like a desperate slut!
i am bored. B-side give us the goods! i am experiencing withdrawl!
Okay, if someone can re-watch next weeks previews where Jason and LC are fighting and she’s telling him to not touch her and to get away- I swear the last thing said was ‘I never want to talk (or was it speak?) to you again- I swear that is Jessica’s voice but they try and make you think it is LC saying it because it is obviously her voice telling him off right before. Anyway, someone listen to that part again and tell me if you think that is Jessica saying the last part.
Crap! I erased it already!
Sadie–LOL you are so funny
i can absolutely 100% guarandamntee that it was Jessica and her big cans sitting on Jason’s lap in the preview for next week.
Jessica looked just like their mom and her sister looked like their dad. Talk about getting hit with the ugly stick though. How unfair are those genetics?
Jason definitely didn’t walk that stage or they would have shown him- point blank. He is a main character on the show. That Talan “decided” to get his GED is laughable. That translates to, didn’t have enough credits to walk the stage. It was common at my high school for kids to find out up until a day before the ceremony that they didn’t have enough credits to walk.
And, I guess you are right unk, or guac or whoever said Cedric isn’t our trailer park resident cause his house was pretty nice. I think that means we’ve seen everyone’s crib except for, CAMI’S! Wait, did we see Morgan’s place? She has the cutest clothes so I don’t know if she is the trailer park vixen.
RK – i thought the same thing – i’ll rewind tonight when i get home.
I think they were at Morgan’s house when Alex, Morgan and Taylor were playing pool and found out Kristin hooked up with the dude Jessica liked. I can’t believe I remember that.
La_Land, i don’t think morgan is our trailer park vixen, because on the prom episode last season, it shows morgans house where some guy left a message on her sliding glass door. But we haven’t seen Emily’a house either.
Casey is available to sit for your babies!http://seaver.pepperdine.edu/studentaffairs/careercenter/studentemployment/babysitters.htm
wow i cant believe that L.C and Jason are now together… Good for them! they desreve someone stable after all the crap before. Kristen just loves to play with guys minds becuase Talan really liked her and she really blew that at prom.
there are some picrues at
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
Anyone else notice in the preview for next week’s episode, the difference between LC’s communication skills and Alex M’s? I believe LC’s exact words were, “You’re a very rude girl.” Quite a leap from Alex’s threats of violence! I think that is a good indicator of why Jason is still with LC and didn’t last long with the other two girls. I guess he does have a brain afterall if he picked the most mature (and pretty!) girl of the three!!
I can’t wait for last nights recap!! Or next weeks eppisode!
athomemommy, yes i also noted that in the preview, and also was impressed with the difference. and dont forget that LC also went after jason, so to speak, while he was single, unlike Alex.
Isn’t it sick that there are almost 500 comments on his show, while others ar at like 38? I think that that is the best!
There’s almost 500 comment because were all waiting for the recap of Oct 24th’s Graduation Episode….still waiting LOL:)
Ali, thanks for the post with the pics. I love that website! I noticed a pic with LC, Jason and Alex M. Gasp, Alex wasn’t sitting on Jason’s lap. Guess she knows how to move on.
Veronica, thanks but I was thinking of the blond Morgan not Morman Morgan cause sadly I remember her house too from last season, lol. Anyways, someone pointed out they were playing pool at Blond Morgan’s house. I figured it couldn’t be her since Kristin wears, “all of her clothes” anytime she is spotted in something other than that tired jean skirt she always wears. What is up with that?
Atthehomemommy- good point about the way LC confronts Jessica. I am dying to see that episode. It sounded like she was talking to a five year old.
I think they were also at Morgan’s house the night of the poker party (if we can call it that) when Jason and Cedric scared them.
La_Land, ok I know which morgan you are talking about now. I know , how could I confuse them. It’s just hard when almost everyone has the same names.
I can’t wait to see next episode. It’s about time LC finally stands up for herself. She really is the”nice girl” in my opinion. I mean stephen walked all over her, and kristin was ready to kick her A$$. And maybe this time Jessica gets put in her place she’ll stay there and finally get over jason. I think Jason really does like LC, I think he just needs to be taught how to treat girls and what things you should and shouldn’t do when you are involved with someone you really care about.
In the last possible clip of the previews, Jason looked like he was going to cry.. I can’t wait!!!
For some Laguna Gossip go to this website: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/tvaddict.html
Yea I definitely think that Jason actually cares about LC–which is also swayed by the fact that they are supposedly still together or got back together. He really did look like he was gonna cry in the preview but that could just be the mastery of MTV editing. Even though LC kind of freaked out (who wouldn’t)…she did act the most mature of the bunch.
I do like Kristin but the terrible threesome would not be hard to hate considering all the beef there is now between LC and them. Good old high school drama…miss it a little but glad its over.
Wow Cameran, thanks for that link! Verryyyy interesting… I can’t believe Dieter suffered depression over his breakup with Jessica..she must really have magic breasts (well not that magic).
HAHAHAHAHA! So Casey’s dad is rich because he invented frozen burritos! That is hilarious! I wonder if it was really Emelda who invented them! or maybe they will come out with a new line of Casey-Dillas! HAHAHAHA
The Casey baby-sitting link is funny. Look how she spells patience…
(this is what you find on the page…)
Casey Beau Reinhardt
E-mail: casey.reinhardt@pepperdine,edu
Phone: 949-290-7515
Class Standing: Freshman
Major/Subject Area: Undeclared
Qualifications: First and foremost, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CHILDREN! I have been babysitting and working with kids and babies my whole life. I grew up in a big family with many brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, and cousins. I worked in a daycare for a year with baby’s ages 2 months-3 years old. I am especially good with babies because I have a great deal of patients and compassion. I am very sensitive, very kind, and very safe, which is important when taking care of children. I also have had extensive training with toddlers. I am CPR certified and am capable of all aspects of babysitting, including feeding, bathing, etc. I have experience with children with special needs. I also have a foundation for children called the C.A.S.E.Y. foundation, which helps kids in need. I am a very responsible and reliable person. Kids are my passion.
HA! That is hysterical! patients! HA!
And what does C.A.S.E.Y. stand for anyway?
it reminds me of some cheesy 80′s show or something!
cool link-interesting info.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/tvaddict.html
I can’t wait either! Hey, why is it that the previews for the next episode always look better than the last?
I agree, LC is definitely the nice one out of the bunch. I am not surprised that Jason is smitten.
i think emily is the one that lives in the trailer park…it could be just me but she fits the the role
Any one know the song that’s playing when LC and Jason are in the hot tub?
Thanks
I think i check this site every 20 minutes looking for the recap. It’s quite the addiction.
I noticed b-side just published his real world weekly edition – so I think its going to be another day at least – before we get the far and way more important and superior LB recap. I don’t know why B-side wastes his time on the real world losers.
Because of the landslide Stephen and Dieter lost there homes and both of their family’s had to move into a trailer.
http://www.coastlinepilot.com/education/story/17343p-24267c.html
This link shows the 2005 LB graduating class….
http://www.coastlinepilot.com/entertainment/story/21911p-31048c.html
This link is about the landslide benefit…enjoy
LOL that is so funny that Casey’s dad invented the frozen burrito…how do you ‘invent’ that, anyway? He must be a extremely gifted…Casey must have gotten her intelligence from him:)
LB Lover, this doesn’t say anything about Stephen and Dieter living in a trailer, only that they were evacuated?
LBlover-I remember from watching one of the MTV overdrives when Stephen was showing us his car he had this piece of paper that he said was very important because he had to show it each time he came to his house. Apparently his street was restricted because of the land slide and residents had to show proof that they lived there in order to access the area. At that time his house was not one of the damaged ones but obviously others in the area were.
i’ve been here, i just haven’t posted anything… just waiting for next week.
I LOVE LC AND JASON TOGETHER, BUT HE IS DEF A DOG AND SHE DEF DESERVES SOMEONE TO TREAT HER BETTER, BUT AS IN LOOK WISE THERE DEF WAY HOT TOGETHER BUT STEVAAAAN WAS TO LATE AND JASONS MOVED IN!
I think, Jason really does like LC and, if they are still together, LC will transform him into a better person.
And my goodness Meg, calm down!
In the preview for next week, Jason really does look upset and like is going to cry. I think they might just work out if he can calm down.
jason and lc are still together, so they must have worked things out… since they hooked up before summer and are still together, they’ve already lasted way longer than any of jason’s other relationships.
LBlover, Thx for the site about the LB cast and the landslide benefit. It’s strange that they got less than $25,000 tho. MTV should’ve donated that much for use of the footage. P.S. I’m hanging around with baited breath for this week’s recap.
cmon b-side lets get with that update!
This may be a snarky comment but why would wealthy people with homeowner’s insurance need a benefit fashion show? These LB kids can’t even look outside their own bubble to see other problems going on in the world. And we should think they are doing a good deed? Maybe someone else has a different perspective on this.
Yeah!!! #500!!!
I am bored, ready for the new recap.
Cederic packs a lot of fudge lol
Hey Guys,
Have you ever thought that MAYBE “Julie” really is Jason’s SIL??? MAYBE? She said Jason is camera shy. If you read the article that #480 posted, Jason says just that. He is camera shy. Her comment about how he didnt want to ask his prom date out all goofy , makes some sense as well. Did you notice that last season AND this season, all the guys did that EXCEPT Jason? I dont know, and perhaps she is full of crap. I just get the sense that she is legit. Please dont reply if you are going to be hostile. It’s not that deep. I was just thinking she could be related to him.
Julie could be Jason’ SIL. If she is than she probably loves going to Jason’s grandparents house to vist
When are we going to get the new recaps *whines* Im so ready to read all the hilarious stuff that bside has to say!! Im obsessed with laguna.. I adore Jason and LC together Im thinking he really likes her and obviously she likes him with her sing song voice lol
Was it Jessica that was sitting on Jasons lap??? That set off LC?? Why is she hooked on Jason last week it was that Jeff guy
#499 Suebee I am so glad you said that I was thinking the exact same thing. Oh and for the record I think Julie is for real.
HineyHo:
Of course she’s Jason’s sister-in-law. But refusing to acknowledge that and arguing against her claim was effective in irritating her. And anyone defending Jason deserves to get rankled. It also denies her the position of credibility she sought by touting her relationship. Which isn’t necessarily an unfair thing to do because her position brings with it bias.
But thanks for ruining it!
#499 Suebee -
I remember seeing something on TV right after the landslide talking about how most of those people that were affected by the landslide didn’t have insurance to cover their losses. Apparently, it isn’t covered under typical homeowners policies and it is extremely expensive to purchase that type of insurance. Also, real estate out there appreciates so quickly that people who have been in those houses 20 or more years may have only paid $100,000 new, but today it would cost a million or more to replace them.
In response to Jules being the in-law, there is a Rick Wahl involved in Laguna Beach real estate (I know, I spend too much time googling “random”ly). Do you think it’s the same guy she’s referering to? I would post the link, but while I think it’s fun to post Casey’s 411, it’s not so cool to do so for people’s real businesses…
Jen,
Oops?
Hiney
Yes “Rick Wahler” must be the guy she’s referring to. In fact, you can ask him yourself. His e-mail address (as well as his home address) is on one of those sites that google turns up. I think you should e-mail him and tell him that his careless wife peruses Laguna Beach gossip sites and at the same time that she gets on peoples’ nerves she drops info that could potentially be used to interefere with his privacy. That would be self-fulfilling, but funny.
i know my head will get bitten off for this, but i dont care. I also believe Julie and furthermore (gasp) would defend Jason even though I’ve never met him. I mean, dont you find it interesting that everyone who has ever met the guy ends up liking him? (the interviewer, all the girls, plus he’s friends with all the guys- even stephen, though mtv didnt want us to see that)And i think its awesome that he said screw mtv with their retarded scripts. Any guy that would dump his gf to get the full reaction on camera for the country to see is an asshole, but he decided that was bs and did it on his own first. And the prom thing was great, too. LC is a cool girl, she’s met lots of guys, i am sure. Maybe she is still with Jason bc he’s a lot smarter, cooler, and put together than jen thinks. go Julie, if you are still reading these, don’t let anyone get to you.
Also, sry if i annoyed some of you with that one, and feel free to hate on me, i dont care. But PLEASE do not email Rick Wahler… come on, that type of thing is crossing a line, leave him alone, he’s not the one on the show, can you really blame his wife for sticking up for his bro?
Any one know the song that’s playing when LC and Jason are in the hot tub?
Does anyone else find it odd that Jason broke up with Jessica three weeks befor and she just went alongf with it for three weeks?
What song are you talking about Jon?
I swear JWahl has catnip in his pants – DAMN!
When LC and Jason get into her hot tub. That song. =D
It was not Jessica sitting on Jason’s lap. I have Tivo and I rewinded it 50x to make sure…
I rewinded it alot too and it looks like Jessica’s identical twin!
Jon- I think its called you and me by lifehouse.
“j-wahl”=
jason wahler
I randomly came across this looking for the “boys are like purses” theory and I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard
Did anyone else notice the gay (two men, no shirts, holding hands, wearing shorts that their but cracks didn’t hang out of(which Stephen so accurately guages the look as sexy to women BTW))couple walking along the beach during Stephen’s surfing montage? In Laguna Beach?! What’s next? Hispanic people who AREN’T servants? I thought 100 miles north of Mexico was enough! Howcan these kids be expected to make it through one year of college. Ugh, and people say it is because they are spoiled rich kids who are unable to stomach any type of prospect of work and terminally live without responsibility…..
I think they are soooo cute together. LC can bring the good in Jason and maybe she can make him open up more. I tell you this I’ve never seen Jason look so in love since he’s been with LC. He didn’t look so in love when he was with Jessica or Alex. Forget Alex she needs to go somewhere. I Knew it would of never worked between them. She thought she had him but she felt stupid at the end. I’ll tell you this she was mad at Jessica for hooking up with Jason well she is the one who screwed up. I don’t blame Jessica for doing what she did. Alex took her man. Anyways forget about them LC and Jason are perfect for each other. Wish you all the best.
ok who is writing this? genius. please email me and let me know eho you are, and i will fill you in on some secret l.b shit
hEYY,I THINK THAT jASON AND lC WERE NOT GONNA LAST LONG…..JASON IS A PLAYER!! i THINK THAT JESS AND JEFF ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE!!!!! KEEP IT REAL IN LAGUNA1!!!!!……GO KRISTIN!!!!!