With millions of Laguna Beach fans going through their first Monday night of withdrawal, we figured TVgasm could help ease the pain by looking to the future. Yes, it’s our official analysis of the Laguna Beach 3 trailer. Early impressions: all the kids seem to look either really young or really old. The girls seem trashier than usual, the guys seem more six-packed than usual, and at least one girl appears to be Naomi Judd’s long lost daughter. So I guess that’s got to be worth something, right?
Cami and friend — possibly the same girl who made a cameo in season 2. It should be noted that Cami is Laguna’s resident ethnic girl. Kind of black, kind of Latina, kind of Asian. She’s really an all-in-one deal.
LC’s sister: same eyes, same smile, but now with twice the jaw!
Cami and friend stroll along. But who is the sidekick and who is the Master?
Ah, generic pretty girl!
Is that Naomi Judd? In whiteface?
More Naomi. I should do a side-by-side comparison, but quite honestly, I’m too lazy.
Seriously, is Abercrombie & Fitch paying to have their models attend Laguna High? It’s kind of like Never Been Kissed, except instead of Drew Barrymore, there’s abs!
“Hey look, it’s me! Talan! I’m so carefree and happy! Yay!”
Future mafia wife?
Hey look! It’s Penelope Cruz!
So this is why Jason wanted to take Cami to the prom…
I’m thinking steroids.
Remind me to hit the gym tomorrow.
Oh my gawd!
Random non-jacked dude. He must be the Anthony Michael Hall of the group.
I’m pretty sure this girl’s name is Bernice. Also, I think she’s 36, goes to Pilates on Wednesdays, and lives just off the Jersey Turnpike.
It’s Alex! And the guitar proves that she’s a real musician now too!
Jason without his mustache! Apparently it tickled Cedric’s bum.
It’s gonna be so much fun tearing these two apart…
…I’m talking total field day.