Love Games: And Then There Were Two

This is it peeps. Tonight one of the twits will be sent home along with one of the guys. I remember when this happened last year and they sent my Midget home(Amber M. from BGC season3). I was pissed. I can’t see myself caring who the hell leaves tonight.

We start off with Chinzilla dragging Corey away to put shit in his head and get him on her side.

We hadn’t noticed.

Chinzilla explains that she likes Taylor but she also likes Corey and…..

Anyone else hear a sucking sound?

She tells him that he and the other guys need to stop referring to her as “Taylor’s girl” because she’s not. Corey says he is aware of what she’s saying. Chinzilla then tells him that Amber doesn’t give a fuck about him and that she’s a liar. She reminds Corey that she has shown him that she cares. Yeah we know, by telling him he “can put it anywhere.” That’s true love right there.

Corey tells us he’s invested all his time in Amber but she really hasn’t given anything in return. He is torn now between Chinzilla and Amber.

Chinzilla tells him not to fuck her over.

In the kitchen Nick,Ellen and Jason are all talking about who they are voting to get rid of. Well they are talking around it because no one trusts anyone and they aren’t revealing any info.

Corey goes and confronts Amber and tells her she hasn’t done anything to show she cares about him.

Well that and you SPIT in his mouth.

Corey tells her it isn’t about that shit he needs to know if she can see herself with him. Amber tells him yes. She says she wouldn’t have asked him to move to Arizona or visit him if she didn’t see herself with him. She then tells him, while looking at the floor, “I want to be with you in the end but if you don’t want to be with me I won’t be mad at you.”

Corey tells us if he follows his heart, it’s Amber but if he plays the game it’s Chinzilla.

Amber and Corey hug it out but still no kissy kissy.

Time for…………….

Uh oh. She has that sadistic look in her eyes.

Tanisha explains that one of the girls is going home. This challenge is all about how far their men are willing to go for them. They are to pick 2 guys each who they think are the most committed to them and then they will be asked to do a series of ever more increasingly hideous dares and the girl who has the last man standing becomes HBIC. She still gets all the perks and also has to choose 3 guys to put up for elimination but it does Not keep her safe from elimination herself.

Teams are..

Chinzilla-Ellen,Robert

Amber-Corey,Jason

Lea-Benz,Nick

Lea was pissed off when Chinzilla chose Robert and tells us that she’s fake and nobody even likes her. Well none of us like any of you so what is your point?

Uh oh Lea tells Chinzilla to get her fucking gold ass nails off her man. Her man being Robert.

Poor Ellen thought Lea meant him.

Tanisha tells everyone that a Bad Girl needs a man with confidence and so they will now show their confidence by wearing this….

Ellen better sneak a sock into his.

After Corey yells “I’m in” and Jason screams “Yeah” Tanisha adds that they will be doing 25 jumping jacks while wearing it. LOL. The guys don’t look so thrilled now. Tanisha goes around the room and asks each guy if he’s willing and they all say yes but when she got to Ellen he not only said yes he said “They don’t call me White Chocolate for nothing.”  Eeeeeewwwwwwww.

Chinzilla tells us she doesn’t care about the jumping jacks she just wants to see who has the biggest penis. Then we hear Lea say “Damn Nick I am pleasantly surprised.” Giggles all around.

I can’t tell if Corey is impressed or about to start laughing.

Corey and Jason are up first and Tanisha counts down the jumping jacks.

Censorship is so wrong!

Everyone is screaming and laughing and Corey tells us that his junk is flopping left, right, down and looking up at him. Amber makes this face…

Bet you wish you would have kissed him now!

 

Someone is enjoying himself. Again I say DAMN CENSORSHIP!

Ellen and Robert are next.

Never mind. Thank God for censorship.

Amber tells us that Ellen has the tiniest little package and it’s so cute.

Guess they aren’t impressed by “White Chocolate.”

As Ellen finishes he yells “suck it.” Yeah cause apparently it’s melting.

Last but not least is Benz and Nick.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

After they are all done Tanisha tells them great job but keep your mankinis on because they will need them for the next dare. Body waxing. This woman walks in and she looks angry and ready to hurt some men. All the men groan. Tanisha explains that this evil woman will apply three hot wax strips to each dudes body and snatch it off. More groaning.

When asked if they are all in, Robert (Team Chinzilla) says “I have nothing to gain.” Chinzilla tells him it’s three fucking pieces. Amber jumps in and tells him it’s ok to say no and Chinzilla says “Shut up bitch.” When Robert is asked again he says “No I’ll pass.” ” Hahahahaha! That means he’s eliminated and Chinzilla is down a man.

Chinzilla is pissed off.

You picked him dip shit.

Robert tells us if it was for Lea he would have done it but since it’s for Chinzilla it’s not happening. Lea is loving this shit.

Everyone else agrees. And we begin with Jason and Corey. Jason’s armpit is first..

Before………

After………….

Oooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuch!

Jason yells out but doesn’t cry. Ellen looks like he’s gonna puke.  Corey barely makes a sound when his arm pit is done. When they get to Benz’s mankini line Tanisha is particularly interested. She says she’s just looking at the wax.

Ha! I don’t see you grinning at the jar like that.

They all make it through and it’s time for the next dare. A lie detector machine.

Tanisha explains that a Bad Girl always keeps it real and so should these guys. They will be strapped in and asked questions by the two other girls whose team they aren’t on. Ellen looks shocked, as does Benz and Corey. But they all agree to do it. Nick is up first.

Ask him if he whacks it in the shower.

Chinzilla asks Nick if he’s ever cheated on any of his girlfriends in the past.He says no. Lie detector says….he’s telling the truth.

Amber asks Nick if he has any attraction to any other girls in the house. He says no. Lie detector says…LYING LIAR LIEFACE!!!

Lea wants to know which one and they all laugh.

Jason is next.

YOU are NOT the Father!!! Oh wait wrong show.

Lea asks Jason if he would rather be with Amber over Chinzilla. He says yes. Lie detector says…TRUTH!

Chinzilla asks him if he’s playing Amber. He says no. Lie detector says…TRUTH!

Ellen’s turn.

Ask if he and Chinzilla and his sweaters were trapped in a fire, who would he save?

Lea asks Ellen if he thinks Chinzilla is using him. He says no. TRUTH!

Amber asks if Chinzilla is a girl he could take home to Mom. He says yes. He’s telling the truth. Chinzilla is happy happy.

Back to Team Amber and Corey. Lea asks him if he could see himself with Amber after the show. He says yes and he’s telling the truth.

Chinzilla asks Corey if he sees himself taking Amber home to his sisters and his Mom? He says yes……………lie detector says LIAR!!!!

Oops.

Amber tells us she doesn’t believe that lie detector test because Corey is a genuine guy and she doesn’t need a lie detector to tell her that.

Back to Team Lea and Benz. Chinzilla asks if he has feelings for anyone in the house besides Lea. He says yes and he’s telling the truth. Lea has a poopy face and is NOT happy.

Amber asks Benz if he can see himself with Chinzilla after the show. He says yes and he’s telling the truth. Lea has severe poopy face now.

Time for the next dare. Tattoos. LOL. Each guy will have to get their girls initialed on them somewhere if they want to stay in the game. Ellen tells us tatts are trashy and he would never get one and people who have them are trashy.

Nick on Team Lea agrees to do it. Lea is shocked. Chinzilla announces that if any guy gets a tatt of another girl and she is the last man standing they will lose. Oh go suck something you hairball.

Benz says he can’t do it because Lea is “not all the way in.” Chinzilla giggles and Benz is eliminated. Corey agrees to get Amber’s initials and Chinzilla again laughs and says under her breath, “But he won’t take her home.” Jason says no and is eliminated.

Ellen looks like he wants to die but says yes.

That boy ain’t right.

First guy up is Nick and Lea can’t understand why he would do it and basically gives him permission to back out. He doesn’t.

He can always say it stands for “Large Balls”.

Lea tells him if it doesn’t work out between them he will have to get a dog and name it LB. Corey cracks up. And he’s next. He gets his on his foot. Amber says this proves he’s there for her and Corey tells us he’s going all out for her because she’s the one he wants.

He could say it means “Ass Booter.”

Amber kinda kisses him on his cheek.

It’s time for Ellen. His dumb ass decided to get his on THE BOTTOM OF HIS FOOT. He was unaware that this would be painful. Someone says “I got a lot of tattoos and I will not get one on the bottom of my foot.” Ellen is biting a stick and looking like he’s about to scream and Tanisha asks him again if he wants to do this. He starts saying “No, no.” And it goes to commercial.

When we come back though he’s saying “yes,yes.” He tells tatt dude to take it easy. And he does it.

His could mean NumbNuts.

Chinzilla kisses him and tells us he proved that he loves her.

There is one last dare. The guys are asked to give money to their girls fav charity. Who ever gives the most wins. Corey looks like he’d rather have his nuts kicked by a mule.

Charity begins at home. In my pocket.

Tanisha will now announce the amounts. The first check was for $555.00. It was the lowest amount and it was from Nick. He is eliminated. The next check was for $2400.00. The last check was for $8555.00. It was from Ellen and so he wins and that makes Chinzilla HBIC.

That’s gonna cut into his sweater budget.

Amber tells us that because “Taylor Trump” wrote that freakin’ check Chinzilla is HBIC again and it sux. No shit.

Now they get to go on a group date. Each girl gets to pick one guy to go out with. Tanisha tells them to make these dates count because one of these girls is going home.

Chinzilla, as HBIC gets to pick first and of course, naturally, it’s the only person she could choose…………Benz.

Whaaaaaaaaaaa???

I’m pretty sure a vein in Ellen’s head just exploded. Lea is openly laughing. Chinzilla says “Sorry I’m smarter than you girls.” Lea replies “Obviously smarter than Taylor.” Everyone laughs.

Amber chooses Corey and Chinzilla mumbles “What a blonde move”. Amber says I’m here for love.” Chinzilla says “You won’t even kiss him.” Amber says “I didn’t have to open my legs for him to get a tattoo.” Tanisha tells them to move it along. Lea chooses Nick.

Off they go to a nice restaurant. Ellen meanwhile is stewing and probably thinking seriously about murder.

Chinzilla gets the VIP booth and flowers and earrings.

Corey and Amber are cuddling and he tells her he doesn’t know how the hell he caught feelings for her he guesses it’s because she’s just someone he wouldn’t normally go for.

She can’t quit staring at his crotch.

Corey tells us they are having a hell of a time and he tells Amber he wants to see what happens to them when they get out and even if nothing happens he still wants to be her friend. He says he would prefer something happens “because I got yo fucking name tattooed on my fucking foot!”

Lea and nick are having a good time.

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Benz asks Chinzilla if she only asked him out to get him on her team. She tells him no and she doesn’t like that she has feelings for him but she does. She tells us she attracted to Benz and horny. Gag. Then she tells him this………..

I guess that means he can put it anywhere he wants to also.

Meanwhile back at home Ellen can’t eat and he’s whining to Robert who is only making things worse by repeating the days events. Robert tells him he will lose against Benz and that Chinzilla is good at what she does. And he’s right. She is definitely playing this game.

Back to Chinzilla telling Benz she doesn’t like how he looks at Lea and that Ellen doesn’t look at anyone else. Benz tells her that’s because Ellen is all in.

Back to Ellen and more whining and Robert telling Ellen he should choose for Chinzilla to go home and turn this game upside down and shit on Chinzilla’s life. Ellen tells us that seeds of doubt are starting to creep in. Really? What was the first clue?

Ellen’s Doubt face.

Back to the love birds. Chinzilla and Benz start kissing. This pisses Lea off and grosses Corey out. Corey actually says “That’s hideous.”

They go to commercial and in between they throw this little part in.

Corey starts talking about how stupid it was for them to get the girls tatts and if she was any other girl he wouldn’t have done it. HA! Then he says “So I think you should like, get to work down there.” She yells “Corey!”

You know she’s thinking about it.

Back at home Corey is nervous because today is the day one of the girls goes home.

Lea goes to talk to Robert and Amber joins them to tell them it’s time for eliminations. Lea and Amber tell Robert about Benz and Chinzilla making out.

Elsewhere Nick tells Ellen he better start using his brain because he got played.

Amber finds Benz in the hallway and tells him he shouldn’t have made out with Chinzilla. He calls her silly. Then he goes looking for Lea and finds her sitting on Roberts bed and this pisses Benz off. Lea jumps up and runs after him. Lea yells at him not to make that fucking face at her and blah blah blah.

I wish you would both jump off the roof.

Lea tells him she’s been honest with him and he tells her she’s torn. He likes that word. He basically tells her that when she chooses he’ll choose.

Ellen shuffles into Chinzilla’s room and asks her how the date was. She tells him she’s tired and cold. Chinzilla then somehow manages to turn her making out with Benz into something she’s doing for HIM. She needs votes to get to the end so she basically is using Benz. She tells him she cares about about him more than anyone in this fucking house. HE FALLS FOR IT.

Seems like I’ve heard that somewhere before.

Time for Eliminations. Tanisha tells them one of them is going home and each girl gets to beg for her ass. We start with Amber who claims she came there for love and she likes everyone and hopes to see them all again.

Does she think she’s at her high school reunion?

Chinzilla is next. She basically says she likes  them and hopes one of them can come along for the ride.

I doubt there’s enough room on your broomstick for two.

Next up is Lea. She says she doesn’t want to convince anyone to let her stay she just wants to be real and honest and blech.

Shut.Up.

Oh hell, Lea throws in a jab at Chinzilla and says she’s just there to boost her career. To Amber she says she is frigid and cold. What happened to not trying to convince anyone to keep her?

Time for the the men to go to another room and beat their chests and growl.

Sit or I shall have you beheaded.

Tanisha tells them to decide who to send home and then chose a dude who will deliver the news. They begin and immediately Benz and Ellen think Amber is the weakest link. Corey disagrees. Benz says…….

So?

Corey says it’s because she’s playing the game. Benz asks if Corey thinks Chinzilla likes him(Corey). He says “I doubt it, look what she’s doing to Taylor.”

Most think Amber didn’t play the game but Nick thinks she’s a great girl and reserved. Benz tells him to take his ass back to Phoenix. Robert says he should get rid of Chinzilla because if not that leaves Benz two doors. Plus Chinzilla is a bitch.

Ellen grows some balls and loudly tells Corey that he’s the only person with a connection to Amber. Corey yells back,”Natalie doesn’t even like you you idiot! How can you not see that bro?” He goes on to say that Chinzilla has played him from day one and to stop being stupid.

I say punch his tiny penised lights out.

Ellen says “We’ll see.” and Corey says “We’ve already seen it! She kissing other people. She kissed me!”

They decide to do a majority vote and call each girl’s name and whoever wants her gone raises their hand. Of course they don’t show who voted for who so they can keep dragging this shit out. But they have come to a decision. Tanisha brings in the girls. She tells them they have chosen Corey to announce the decision.

He looks like he wants to puke. Bye Amber.

He tells Amber she has his heart but certain people think she didn’t try hard enough and the vote was she had to go. She tells them she’s ok with that. She says there’s a guy out there for her somewhere, maybe even Corey.

Yeah probably leaving right behind her.

I’m starting to feel emotions here people so stop that shit!

Amber tells us she wasn’t here for money or fame but strictly love. That’s why you are leaving. It’s called Love GAMES. It’s a game. Ya want love go out and meet PEOPLE.

Amber says that Corey is a true friend and a good guy and she really hopes something happens between them.

Moral of this story: If your name is Amber, don’t come on this show.

Flashback to all of Amber’s adventures and she tells us she left with her morals and her dignity and Chinzilla can’t say that.

Cut back to the room and Tanisha tells Chinzilla that things have been hard and they are about to get harder. Chinzilla has to name three dudes for elimination right now and that gives Lea sole authority to send one home.

Chinzilla chooses…..

Corey,Nick and Jason. I’m shocked!

Tanisha sends the others away and Chinzilla tells us that she put those three up because they may have tried to send her out of the house. Duh.

Now it’s up to Lea. Tanisha tries to give the guys a chance to beg but Lea has already made her decision. She says she and Nick are cool. She likes him. Nick thinks she saved him because he’s “the coolest mother fucker in the house.” Lea tells us she had to save him because he tattooed her initials on his neck.

Lea then chooses to send home……Jason! That did actually shock me. I thought Corey was a goner for sure.

One day you will realize how lucky you were.

Here are your final two.

Gee I can’t wait to see who wins.

Love and Smooches,

Cherie