It’s that time again! Time to take the cookies out of the oven! Oh and time for Love Games too!
Where all the high end ho’s go.
Ok so we start off with jealousy, anger, incest and sibling rivalry. Oh shit wait, I was watching home movies. Ok seriously we start off with the first challenge of the day. The girls are making the guys SHOP for them. That’s like asking me to change the oil in my car. It’s just wrong. But here we go. TO THE THRIFT STORE no less. They are split into two teams.
Team One. This one has JOE! in it.
The girls tell them they will be shopping in a green and eco friendly way at a thrift store. For the rest of us, that’s where you go when you are poor as hell and hope you don’t see anyone you know. If you do, you claim you are donating.
Each group is given $60 whole bucks and thirty minutes to find an outfit for each girl. Hahahahahahaa!!!
They are also told that if they pick the winning outfit, not only do they win the trophy, they win the VIP Pass which automatically excludes them from elimination. Off they go!
I am watching some sad shit here. One of the wads realized they are shopping in an old lady store and figures they are screwed. Ha! You wish.
Each group runs round and round and finally their 30 minutes are up.
Downstairs the ladies come to see what their men have brought them.
Sarah looks like she’s about to milk a cow so how badly could these dudes have done?
Upstairs the girls go to see what Team One bought.
Sarah automatically hates hers and tells us it looks “Grandma”. Midget hates hers too. Kendra likes her leopard print dress.
Looks like shit they wear all the time now.
Upstairs they go to put on Team Two’s efforts. Aphoni notices that Kendra does not look happy. When the girls come back down they all look like they have been sucking lemons. However Sarah is wearing the bunny ears that Prick picked out for her. Over all she likes her outfit although her skirt is a bit tight. Kendra however wants to know who the hell picked out her dress. That would be Aphoni. She tells him it’s classy but she’s 22 and she feels like she’s wearing her Mom’s dress.
Midget wants to know who picked out her outfit. That would be Devan. Midget thinks it’s nice and Devan thinks it shows her personality. Now the girls have to choose who out of Team 2 knew their style the best. And they decide………….Devan! Another trophy for Devan. The other dudes are NOT pleased.
Hold up dude, you won a trophy and a VIP pass not a pussy pass….although………