Madeyoulaugh Shamelessly Plugs Ebay Auction


By madeyoulaugh | | 10:04 am | 5 Comments
Posted in: Recaps

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Are you 25 or older? You still live with mom and dad? Have you ever made fun of someone for mispronouncing Matt Groening’s last name? Have you already secured Episode III tickets? Are you a virgin? Well then you are the person I am looking for.

An unnamed Hollywood player, with several major credits under his belt seems to have come into hard times. His pathetic mid-life woes, could be your gain. He asked me to auction off a couple of things from his Xena days. The producers of the show gave the crew and executives shirts and Jackets to commemorate the “Millenium Crew.”

Now, a once strong power player in the industry has become as his wife put it “all washed up” and he memories and dreams are now being pissed away for barely enough money to cover the cost of his tanning, viagra and botox.

Be sure to dig deep with these auctions as all proceeds go to help survivors of the fickle bitch of a tsunami, called Hollywood.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    Squelch
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 10:12 am

    Brutal! With friends like you…who needs heroin?

  2. 2
    Jess
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 10:36 am

    Ah, my ex isn’t a virgin, or else he’d be just your man! Does playing D&D in a basement weekly atone for his sins of the flesh?

  3. 3
    Lady J
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 10:48 am

    I’m posting your links at Xenaville.com. Why is the starting price so low?

  4. 4
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 11:08 am

    Lady J,

    Since my first auction on ebay, I have begun pricing at $.99 no matter what I was selling. Now Its just become my thing. Habit/superstition.

    MYL

  5. 5
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    Awesome Buyer!! Superfast payment!!! Would do business with again!! A++++++++++

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