Girls Gone Wild: Miami

Making the Band

By EdHIll | Monday, November 14, 2005 | 4:54 pm | 54 Comments

makingtheband3_05111005.jpgYes I know, this Making the Band recap is extremely late. The reason is because I had… ummm…jury duty. Yeah that’s it, jury duty. Ah who am I kidding, I can’t lie to my fan. I was just too busy. Things like “real lifeâ€? sometimes get in the way of television (it made me sick just typing that). And I suppose a part of it was that I knew deep down Diddy was going to make some cuts this week, and after spending all this time with the new batch of girls, it was just going to hurt too much. Granted they weren’t going to vote out Aubrey, because everyone knows she is an absolute lock for the band. If she doesn’t get in I’ll eat my hat, as they say. And I don’t even own a hat. I’d actually have to go out and buy one just for the purposes of eating it. But I’ve grown to love each and every one of the girls. Mannish Denosh, chubby Dominique, sickly Cindy. They are all like sisters. Well, more like stepsisters since there are a few I wouldn’t mind getting to know a little better, if ya know what I mean. So without further ado, here is the recap for last Thursday’s Making the Band 3 season two. Think of it this way, it gives you something to read while you wait for the final Laguna Beach tonight, presented without commercial interruption.The show starts with the girls at dance rehearsals with the always over-the-top Laurie Ann. She is one of those reality people who want to help make for a more interesting show so everything she does is always overacted for the cameras. If her morning English muffin didn’t have butter on it and the camera was on her, she’d wail for fifteen minutes and then ask “did you get that?â€? Yeah, she’s that transparent.

Cindy, the anemic sickly girl who puts the P in pale, is dancing like a wet pickle. This display is earning Laurie Ann’s rehearsed wrath. “Cindy, what pocket are you in?� she screams at her. I have no idea what that means either, but apparently there are pockets she needs to be in and she is in the wrong one. Or maybe she isn’t in a pocket at all and she should be. Or perhaps there are no pockets she should be in but she’s incorrectly putting herself into one. Either way, her pocketness is upsetting Laurie Ann.

But Cindy isn’t the only one stinking up the dance floor. Dominique, who we can charitably say does not have the look or dance skills of a member if an all-girl band, is showing her weak points. “Thank the good lord that you can sing,� Laurie Ann tells her. Now the girl can sing, there’s no doubt about that. But when it comes to having her in an all-girl band you kind of have to have some sex appeal. No one wants a group with four girls that look like Tootie. And I’m talking about the later, fatter Tootie, when she wasn’t wearing her roller skates.

Taquita, meanwhile, is getting full of herself. We see her telling us “I can dance. I can sing, and I got the look.” Which is true, if the look you are going for is Sideshow Bob. The top of her head looks like a fireworks display of hair. And you know when they show someone talking about how great they are, the episode will then play out showing them doing horribly and possibly getting eliminated. It’s like every Survivor episode when they show someone talking about how they are totally confident and know they aren’t going home. Then before you know it, the tribe has spoken and Jeff puts out their torch.

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So like night follows day, smack talk is followed by the person looking like a fool. Taquita is blowing all her dance moves. This annoys Laurie Ann who is now so fired up she’s making bad metaphors. “You stepped on the stage and you fumbled the pass,� bellows Laurie Ann. “Its fourth and goal with three strikes and you’ve only got a 3 wood! Dive! DIve!�

Before Laurie Ann can make any more tortured metaphors, she decides to mix things up. Instead of some one-on-one dancing, Laurie Ann picks Shannon from the group and asks her to pick her own group to dance with. She picks Dawn, Aubrey and Denosh. When Laurie Ann likes her picks, she then goes through a bunch of girls and has all of them choose their own dance groups. As they go though the routines, we see that a lot of girls are picked over and over again for the group. Aubrey (natch), Dawn, Shannon, etc. And wouldn’t you know it, Taquita isn’t picked once.

Later on Taquita is telling Shannon how she thinks everyone is fake. Why? Because no one picked her to be in her group, that’s why. It’s a show hosted by Diddy and you’re upset because people are acting phony? Oh Taquita. You’re new to the reality TV game. Why don’t you sit right back and let me tell you a little story. It’s about an “Apprentice� job that turns out to be nothing but PR appearances and a million dollar prize that ends up being only 560 thousand or so after taxes. It’s also about being told you’re going to be America’s Next Top Model, but all you end up doing is banging a Brady. But most of all, it’s about people overacting and lying whenever there’s a camera around so they can one day parlay it into a job on The Scorned 2 (god help us all).

In the other part of the hotel, we see that Dominque needs help. She’s crying on Denosh’s wide manly shoulders. The girl simply cannot dance. She is also suffering from the long abused notion that some women who are slightly overweight fall into. Just because you lost a little weight, does not mean that you can then safely wear skin tight short shorts and have them look flattering. Now I feel for the girl because she’s at that young awkward stage and a good singer. But for the love of god, I need to look out for my eyesight as well.

In order to get some reassurance she goes to get advice from Andre Harrell, the man who started Uptown Records. “He’s just a phenomenal person to talk to, because the things that he knows in the industry can really help a rookie,â€? she says. And boy she ain’t kidding. “You keep doing what you’re doing and you are going to be a star,” he tells her. “All you can do is your best.â€? And with that they hug and he walks off. Wow. I mean, seriously, wow. That’s the best advice all those years of experience have given him. Armed with those empty platitudes Dominique is about to take the world by storm. Andre Harell is the living embodiment of that “hang in thereâ€? poster with the kitten hanging from the tree. A veritable Stuart Smiley. A Hallmark card come to vibrant life. And he did it all with that creepy smile intact.

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A disturbing gum to teeth ratio of 1/1

Apparently Mr. Sean “Diddyâ€? Combs has a chapped ass because up next is the Diddy kiss ass hour. That’s right ladies, get your Chapstick ready because it’s time to smooch some Diddy derrière. The girls are given a chance to relax for an evening and spend it with Diddy as he gets to know the girls. If you are thinking to yourself that maybe the girls will just view him as just another person in the music industry who they can look to as a peer, then think again. “Who actually gets a chance to sit here with Diddy as if he’s just a regular person?â€? says Kaui, her voice shaking in ecstasy. As if! I mean, I wonder if he took a dump would it come out as gold or platinum? You have to admit it’s a tough call. Personally I am going with diamonds. Pre-cut of course.

makingtheband3_03111005.jpgThe girls are positively climbing over each other to see who can stroke that ego harder. Granted I sound fairly jaded when I write this, but when you come from the same hometown as Mark Linn-Baker, you just aren’t as susceptible to being star-struck as other people. Everyone wants to tell them what an inspiration he is to them, and how he has been a role model and blah blah. Did I also mention the whole thing is catered? It’s true. And we get one of my favorite images of Diddy wearing his platinum necklace, what must be a 12 thousand dollar diamond ring, and eating a bucket of KFC extra crispy (just the skin of course). Keepin’ it real.

Pretty soon the booze is flowing and when Diddy leaves he tells everyone that they can go out and have fun and that the drinks are on Diddy. EdHill loves it when he refers to himself in the third person. It’s almost as funny as the gold teeth he was wearing during the show’s introduction.

What comes next is images of the sweaty girls shaking their booties at a bunch of Miami hotspots. Oh look, a stripper pole! Some of them take to that like a fish to water. But before they can get really wild, Laurie Ann gets a phone call. “It’s like she’s on the phone with the president,â€? says Aubrey. So we know it’s serious. It must be Diddy. If it was Andre or Johnny she would’ve acted like she was on the phone with the Commerce Secretary, or worse, the head of FEMA.

It of course is Diddy and it looks as if he’s got another big twist in store for us. Now that the girls are good and liquored up he wants them back at the studio in fifteen minutes ready to perform (hmmm, that doesn’t sound right). The girls race out and back to their hotel room. Bras are flying, people are running. Aubrey makes the unfortunate decision of wearing her low cut orange cargo pants, thus setting their frequency of use into insanely high Flintstones levels.

When they all finally get to the dance studio, most of them are exhausted. But not Diddy. He saunters in calm and collected and tells the girls that “reality set in” when he was driving home and he decided that he needs to make a cut.

He brings the girls out and has them dance for him. But he’s not buying it. “I don’t believe you; I feel like there is twenty percent more.” But of course the joke is on him because he cut self-described “120 percenter” Tokiko three episodes ago.

When it’s poor Dominique’s turn her dancing doesn’t go as well as can be expected. It even gets the ominous music, and you know that isn’t good. They even slow motion on her face cringing as she misses her steps. Even I thought that one was unfair. Poor Dominique. It looks like she may be the next to go.

makingtheband3_04111005.jpgFrom here, Diddy breaks it up into groups of two. He has a certain look for each member and doesn’t need two of each. Apparently one of the looks he’s going for is odd looking mannish female because he pairs up Taquita against Denosh. The Manny vs. the Tranny. It’s hard to say which one won because of Diddy’s ice cold reserve. That and he was busy playing with some weird machine I have yet to figure out. It’s either a fan, or a really hip new cell phone.

Unlike the last cut however, this one will be based on not just dance but on singing as well. This is good news for Dominique because when it is her turn to go she belts out a song that impresses everybody. Laurie Ann of course reacts as if someone just brought back her dead grandmother before her eyes. Crying and wailing. A virtual spaz attack of tears. Even Diddy is impressed and his reaction is to immediately tell her that she isn’t going home. Dominique breaks out into tears and everyone starts clapping. “It’s one of the most amazing things that’s ever happened to me,” she says. Eh, she’s young.

Finally it’s time to make his cuts and this week it’s….Cindy and Kaui. He decided to keep both Denosh and Taquita this week because he says they both stepped up. They must have been in the right pocket or something.

Before they break up though, Diddy tells them that there is more news. He lets Johnny explain. It seems that their recent meeting with the Backstreet Boys (not N’Sync) was no accident. My first inclination was having the camera crew there as they just happened to be rehearsing as the ladies came in. They are going to split the girls into two groups and next week they will be the opening act for the Backstreet Boys on their DC stop. Look out DC VFW hall, your entertainment value just tripled.

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54 Comments

  1. 1
    Tejay
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    The first person asked to form a group was Melissa. She picked Shannon, Dawn, Aubrey and Denosh. I am still reeling at the Denosh choosing. I guess they figure if she makes the group she can double as their body guard.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 6:00 pm

    Awesome recap EdHill.

    Aubrey has such a nice body but that picture above does it no justice whatsoever…I think it’s time to retire the orange cargo pants.

  3. 3
    mbd
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 6:21 pm

    This recap is hilarious.

    A disturbing gum to teeth ratio of 1/1…
    Did I also mention the whole thing is catered?…
    EdHill loves it when he refers to himself in the third person…

    Good stuff. I laughed out loud at least 8 times reading this. Thanks.

  4. 4
    ggss
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 10:29 pm

    Anyone else notice that it was supposed to be three in the morning (after a night of drinkin and boozin it was very late or early, right?) and Diddy’s there with his kids? His kids? I’m not buying it.

  5. 5
    Mandy
    Posted November 14, 2005 at 10:33 pm

    Hillarious!! Should I be a spoiler cuz I already know what group wins at the BSB concert?!?! Look up Making the Band 3 on webshots and that basically tells you everything that will happen in the next episode!!! If Laurie Anne asked me to make my band it would be Aubrey, Aundrea, Dawn, Shannon, and that one girl with the muscular thighs!! hahaha

  6. 6
    lizardqueen
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:37 am

    And they said you were all washed up. EdHill= some funny ass shit, as always. Non Illegitimus Carborundum, my friend.

  7. 7
    Duckie
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:12 am

    Nice recap!

    Does anyone else think it’s strange that the Backstreet Boys apparently attract an audience of 10,000 people? Ten THOUSAND?? In 2005??? Uh, yeah right.

  8. 8
    plethLaura
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:18 am

    I don’t even watch this show. I’m just stalking EdHill.

    So, I’m looking at the group pic above and I don’t see any fat girls. I mean there are a buncha skinny girls with distended bellies up front, but how can THEY be covering a fat chick?

    Does the diddy ever close his mouth? He looks like he can’t breathe through his nose.

    I almost had Dr Pepper come through my nose reading the Andre Harrell caption.

    I’m so glad Titus Pullo didn’t die Sunday on “Rome”.

  9. 9
    polatino
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:37 am

    Love the recap! But I’m wondering am I the only one who noticed Aubrey grabbing/adjusting her crotch before the dance off? I love the girl, but exactly what was she adjusting?

  10. 10
    na
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 10:40 am

    I like these Making the Band recaps most of all, I don’t know who EdHill is, I guess the guy that writes these recaps, but out of all the recaps these are the funniest. I luv it.

  11. 11
    sweet j
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 11:09 am

    I’m having a very bad day at the office and my cube is getting me down, and then I read this recap so full of really funny comments (and yes, I happen to be a 34 yr old, ivy league MBA grad but for some reason I’m really, really into reality tv and specifically this making the band show…)… recap…so very funny.

    She’s in the wrong pocket. Hee. Can’t have four girls that look like Tootie. Heehee.

    As much as I love this show I think I equally enjoy these write-ups. Thank you EdHill, I’m in a much better pocket now.

  12. 12
    Pete
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 12:21 pm

    The worst part about that episode was when Aubrey (in the scene from the above picture) was totally, TOTALLY picking out her snatch-murf. (there just HAS to be a slang word for that). Nasty! NASTY!

  13. 13
    Brad Piff
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    EdHill is the Tim Duncan of this recapping game. Consistent, and you can expect greatness every time out.

  14. 14
    sexyndenim
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    As the end of Making The Band 3 approaches comes another of my favorite pass times the Gauntlet II, Oh the Drama! The clips make the cast look as if there going through pure abomination.

  15. 15
    Hannah
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    I assumed that the gadgit that Diddy had was an audio recorder. Was he using it or just playing with it? What the hell is it?

  16. 16
    Mallory
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Ok… not trying to pick, because this was hilarious… but you call everyone Shannon. She picked Melissa out to pick her own group, and then Taquita was talking to Kaui about how people were fake. Okay, so not everyone… but those two… really,the real Shannon never does anything remotely interesting besides be a good dancer. IMHO. She’s totally going to be in the band, but she has no personality. Boo.

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    Kelly
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    Why? Oh why didnt you use as a picture Dominique’s face while dancing?
    It was too funny, I thought it was a shoe in

  18. 18
    fgsdg
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:02 pm

    i think the device was a mini fan!

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    Ash
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:15 pm

    What on earth was up with his new gold teeth? I mean seriously, I was blinded!
    I think the “gadget” was a recording thing, because after Dominique sang he was saying how it even sounded good playing on it, or something like that.

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    solost
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 8:43 pm

    “Oh Taquita. You’re new to the reality TV game. Why don’t you sit right back and let me tell you a little story. It’s about an “Apprenticeâ€? job that turns out to be nothing but PR appearances and a million dollar prize that ends up being only 560 thousand or so after taxes. It’s also about being told you’re going to be America’s Next Top Model, but all you end up doing is banging a Brady. But most of all, it’s about people overacting and lying whenever there’s a camera around so they can one day parlay it into a job on The Scorned 2 (god help us all).

    Nice.

    It was a fan, for sure, and Piddy did not have it directed at his son on his lap. o no.

  21. 21
    Aubrey My Girl
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 9:27 pm

    Aubrey is my girl shes so fuckin hot and did anybody notice Aundrea copied Aubreys hair style well I did and I dont like that dont get me wrong I like Aundrea But I love Aubrey.GO AUBREY!!
    P.S go to http://www.aubreyweb.tk

  22. 22
    Bling
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 5:42 am

    laugh out loud funny, I love you EdHill

  23. 23
    EdHill
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 8:17 am

    Oh Diddy….

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/shiddy1.jpg

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    nugs211
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    A disturbing gum to teeth ratio of 1/1…

    FANTASTIC! i was laughing hysterically. i also love Aubrey… i’d think about becoming a lesbian if she were into that sort of thing.

    Also, Dominique’s face when she messed up the moves… i thought for sure that was going to be a freeze frame!!

    EdHill, great recap!

  25. 25
    EdHill
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    I was going to use the Dominque “mess up face” but I figured I was picking in the girl enough.

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    Kelly
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    But you gotta admit, Dominique’s indigestion face was a recap on it’s own. She was WORKING it!

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    TJ
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 10:47 am

    For pictures of a Real Girl Gone Wild….check these pics out of Tara Reid going bonkers at some club in Miami last weekend.

    I thought she gave up drinking?

    (you have to scroll down a little bit)

    http://wafsboston.blogspot.com/2005/11/off-hook-recap-conclusion.html

    Apparently she was drinking straight out of a big bottle of champagne – no glass necessary

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    Tara
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 2:44 pm

    While we’re on the topic of Cindy being the anorexic girl, what girl wore the “I Beat Anorexia” t-shirt last season? Was it Aundrea? I can’t remember.

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    ashley
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 3:16 pm

    It was that Asian looking girl that always had streaks in her hair (until she saw herself on tv and took them out!)

    MARTY! Thats it. Gosh that was about to drive me crazy!

  30. 30
    Tara
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 9:20 pm

    Thanks Ashley! I agree about the streaks!

  31. 31
    Jennifer
    Posted November 19, 2005 at 7:57 am

    Hey Edhill, pretty ethnocentric comment you made about Taquita’s hair looking like side show bob’s. No wonder 70% of the black women in this country mutlilate their hair to look more like yours. You really, really suck. Please try your best to follow along: Taquita’s hair is fairly representative of how African/Afro/nappy/kinky hair looks in its natural state Umm, only 70-90% or so of the black men and women around the world have it… (Oh and for future reference, non ethnic people, stop using nappy, its really offensive…unless you are black, latino, jewish,or possibly asian, it MOST LIKELY does not apply to your hair). Therefore, Edgehill, If, mainly black people have afro hair, then
    making a statment about afro hair=making a statement about black people. You know despite my belief in change, I sometimes genuinely believe that you people will never get it. Even the so-called intelligent, enlightened ones among you don’t understand. Oh well…

  32. 32
    brealfrank
    Posted November 20, 2005 at 1:15 am

    Ok, we all know Dominque can sing, BUT the clips they showed of her sing “so great” DID NOT sound good to me. Was I the only one who thought that?

    And what kind of recorder was that Diddy had. It was cool.

    *Also: Ed, PLEASE don’t leave me waiting SO LONG for your recaps. THEY ARE SO GOOD and I get really sad when they take so long to come:) KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

  33. 33
    D
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 11:00 am

    Recorder!? That was a little personal fan he was holding LOL

  34. 34
    RealityTVFreak
    Posted November 21, 2005 at 6:39 pm

    Where’s the recap! I am waiting so anxiously! I dont understand why Shannon is still around..she is an okay dancer..she knows the steps, but i wouldnt classify her as an great dancer…her voice is average..doesnt stand out…and honestly..she is funny looking…she has an overbite.l.she’s really pale and her face isnt pretty unless she is all done up..and even then I question it! …only good thing she has going is her hair! I think she needs to go…and I love Dominique’s voice…but..you can’t go from looking at Aubrey to looking at Dominique…is just isnt a pretty site!

  35. 35
    Kelly
    Posted November 22, 2005 at 10:12 am

    my band is…..
    Shannon
    Dawn
    Aundrea
    Kelly

    and….
    I think Diddy should have Aubrey go solo. She defiantly has the voice, moves and personality like any top celebrity out there.

  36. 36
    brealfrank
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 10:49 am

    UH, WHERE IS THE RECAP EDHILL? I’M GOING CRAZY OVER HERE!!!!

  37. 37
    KiKi
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 2:17 pm

    I need a recap! There was alot goin on in theis epsiode!! I wanna hear your tear Denosh apart!!!!

  38. 38
    Anonymous
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    EdHill, what pocket are you in? Your either in a pocket and you shouldn’t be or your not in a pocket and you should be. Or maybe your getting ready to eat some fried turkey with Diddy (all skin) and will do your recap after turkey day. Can’t wait!

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    Lazy
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 8:27 pm

    Aubrey is the hottest damn thng that ever hit reality tv shows… shes definitely making the band this is b/c i think diddy really likes her.. A LOT!!! and who wouldnt? Aundrea should do great also..

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    Lazy
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 8:53 pm

    ohh yea… i cant believe Aubrey is single.. So HOTT and single? thats just wrong… Holla at ur boy, Aubrey!!

  41. 41
    Carina
    Posted November 23, 2005 at 9:40 pm

    OMG! You did not just call Kaui Shannon! I love Kaui and that really upset me! and even though she is gone, I still love her! She will always be my favorite. She’s extremely hot! lol GO KAUI!!! okay I’m done…

  42. 42
    Lazy
    Posted November 24, 2005 at 8:20 pm

    when r u goin to have the one when they are split into two groups? i wanna read that one.. Aubrey is modeling in that one.. what can get any better? so get it fast!!

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    MilkyMilkyRigghht?
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 8:53 am

    I think it would be awesome for both Shannon & aubrey to be in the band despite Diddy saying they’re “head to head”. I love both of them, but I wish Shannon got more camera time. I swear I think I only saw her talk maybe twice the whole season.

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    dan
    Posted November 25, 2005 at 12:22 pm

    I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER!!! Please give us the new recap…its been too long. I need a good laugh! Keep up the good work.

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    jamie
    Posted November 26, 2005 at 5:23 pm

    I THINK THE BAND SHOULD BE…
    AUBREY
    AUNDREA
    DAWN
    WANITA
    SHANNON

    DOMINIQUE CAN SING BUT SHE CANNOT DANCE. SHE SHOULD GO SOLO.

    DENOSH NEEDS TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE STAGE AND DANCE BACK UP OR SING BACK UP

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    don
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 8:16 am

    I think that aubrey should make the band because she has already showed them last season that she could do it. Plus she has the voice and she has the sexy hot looks that every man is looking for. AUBREY BABY YOUR MY #1 ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE U

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    john
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    I think Aubrey should make the band definately. if she doesn’t. hell with the show.

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    L
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 3:28 pm

    Did anyone else notice the glitch when Kaui was singing and they showed Diddy’s face and in the reflection of the mirror Kaui wasnt singing at all, but standing against the wall.

    P.S. I Feel that Shannon, Dawn, and Aubrey should definetly be in the band when I saw all 3 of them dance something in my head just sparked.

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    Andrea
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    i believe what diddy was holding was a TUNER….

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    rosem
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 10:41 am

    What Diddy was holding in his hand was a small portable fan. YES, that was funny when they showed Kaui sining and in the back ground, they showed her standing there. What is up with Loriann, she makes the weirdest faces, hater.

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    lisakelly
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    duh, of course it was a fan? couldn’t you guys see the little blades spinning? The room was hot and without air-conditioning. Hence the reason why all the girls were so sweaty.

    And what’s up with Aubrey and the orange cargo pants? You see her wearing it in nearly every episode. Don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely a favorite but it appears that she chose those pants to color-code/match/blend in with her over-the-top orange skin.

  52. 52
    Bree
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 9:55 am

    This Making the Band thing has gone to Aubreys head. She is not so cute, and let the record show that Aubrey bit off of Aundrea with the hairstyle. Aundrea is much better looking than Aubrey, and I can not stand Aubrey’s teeth. Denosh needs to be kicked off. I hope she does go home. She is really egotistical and really stuck on herself. She looked horrible in those white booty cutting shorts. All up around her thighs were all black and not cute at all. She claimed that she has sung back up for Faith and Ciara, etc. and if she did, why is she on Making the Band trying to get somewhere. She looks like a man. She needs to be a wrestler with her mannish looking self. Taquita is alright, but she needs to really calm down a little. Her comments are sometimes very ignorant, and to me during the performance to open for the Backstreet Boys, Taquita seemed to be all over the stage. I like Dawn and Wanita. They stay out of the limelight and just do what they came to do. They both can dance very well, but never really got to hear them sing. Dominique can sing her behind off. So what she is not one of the stronger dancers, but she will sing a few of those girls under a table. Her dancing could be worked on. Look at Mary J. and Ashanti, Amerie and a few other ones. They can’t dance but Puffy still put Mary J. out there. The Inc. put Ashanti out there. So Dominique I hope you really make it. You will be a great asset to the group. Jasmine is another one that came to get the job done, but she just doesn’t stand out to me, and all that hair swinging and so called rapping at the BSB performance was not that cute to me. Please send Kelli home. She is not so cute, and had the nerve to say that her group, “SHE” just happens to be the sexy group. I don’t think so!! She also looks like a man. Her and Denosh need to start dating. Melissa and Shannon are alright also, but nothing stands out with them. They are just there. “SHE” thought they were the better group, but I loved it when “CHAIN 6″ came and got the standing ovation at the concert. I loved that. If I had to pick, my group would be:
    AUNDREA
    DAWN
    WANITA
    DOMINIQUE
    TAQUITA

    CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY!!!!

  53. 53
    Bree
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 11:53 am

    THEY SHOULD DEFINETLY BRING TIFFANY BACK. I KNOW HER HIP IS BETTER BY NOW!!!

  54. 54
    C-Dawg
    Posted December 4, 2005 at 9:41 pm

    Melissa has an official website http://www.melissasmithonline.com

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