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Making the Band

By EdHIll | Saturday, October 29, 2005 | 12:02 pm | 56 Comments

makingtheband3_01102705.jpgYou know I gotta to hand it to my boy Diddy. Whether or not this season of Making the Band 3 is successful, he’s already created some good TV. So who cares if this girl band ends up sucking (which it probably will), we were able to see Diddy chasing a bunch of girls in a rickshaw with a bullhorn. Do you see Martha Stewart doing that? I doubt it. Would you expect to see Donald Trump yell out “Boom! Cat!� Well, if you paid him enough money probably. That dude will whore out for cash quicker than a Filipino prostitute. My point is, Diddy always keeps things interesting. You expect him to zig, and he zags. You think he’s all badass and then he shows up holding his pet Bichon Frise named Cha Cha. And if that doesn’t draw you’re interest, we spend at least a third of the show in the emergency room. That’s right, this episode we get a body count. Diddy will take no prisoners in his quest for the next crappy girl band.

We open with Tiffany and she is hobbling around because of her injured hip. I guess you can say she’s not feeling too hip? Get it? Zing! Anyway, she’s limping back into the loft in her blue Sean Jean pajama’s, with a sullen look on her face. When the other girls start asking her what happened she tells them that they she pulled a ligament and they had to pop her hip back into place. For which I can only say “eeew�. And If I can just share with all of you, when I was in middle school I broke my collar bone and it was on that day that I made a startling discovery. I am a big freaking baby when it comes to pain. So for a girl to get her hip popped out of place, and still try and dance in front of Diddy gets mad props from me. Granted part of me is still wondering why she didn’t tell everyone to stop the music and just scream “I can’t dance Diddy because you were chasing me in a rickshaw for 6 freaking miles for no goddamn reason and it caused my goddamn hip to pop out of joint. Now stop wearing sunglasses inside it makes you look like a moron.� But she didn’t. I should be on this show, and not just so I can stare at Aubrey when she sleeps. And before you guys start saying “But EdHill, it’s a show about a girl group. Only women can be on the show.�, let me just point out to you exhibit A. Denosh. Ain’t no way that isn’t a dude.

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I know all there is to know about the Crying Game…

When the girls ask how in the world she could have her hip pop out of join from running, Tiffany explains that she was galloping like a horse. And as an example she gives us an interpretive dance with her arms that is somehow meant to indicate the actions of a galloping horse. It was very Twyla Tharpy. I was half expecting Laurie Ann to pop out of the closet and scream “Boom! Boom! Cat!�. But still, who “gallops like a horse� when they run? From what I remember a horse is a quadruped and we’re, you know, not. In fact the only thing I have in common with a horse is… well never mind.

Soon Johnny call’s with their next assignment. As the girls all gather around the speaker phone and all say “Hiii� in unison I felt a very strong Charlie’s Angel’s vibe wash over me. I mean if you can imagine Drew Barrymore with a dislocated hip, it would be spot on. And believe me; I’ve imagined all sorts of painful scenarios for Drew Barrymore after I saw Fever Pitch. Speaking of Drew Barrymore, whatever happened to Tom Green? I mean last I heard he had one ball and then he disappeared. Who will fill the void of “annoying Canadian sucking on a cow’s udder�? Sure, sg-dub does it on occasion, but he’s not Canadian. But I digress.

Johnny tells them that their next task is they are going to learn the title song to Making the Band. It’s called “Ooh La La�, which is a good choice because as far as I know that’s pretty much the entire lyrics. They just repeat it a lot. It’s about as lyrically nuanced as Mmm bop. But hey, whatever gets Aubrey to shake her cute little fanny, I’m 100 percent behind. Speaking of fannies shaking, Johnny then tells the girls that they are going to be learning the song AND dancing to it. With that we get the ominous black and white fast zoom on Tiffany with appropriate dark music. That’s never good. Once they get off the phone we see Tiffany limping throughout the house faintly singing “ooh, la la la laa laaa�. Poor girl.

But before you start shooting your whole sympathy wad at tiffany, so to speak, we find out she’s not the only one suffering from a medical problem. Cindy isn’t feeling good either. She can’t really explain it. She gives it a good try when she tells us “I’m feeling out of myself as far as health goes”. Is that good? Bad? I mean, If I called in to work tomorrow and said “hey boss, I’m feeling out of myself as far as health goesâ€? how exactly would he take it? Well in order to erase any doubts we get the same black and white quick zoom with accompanying dark music. It’s bad. Then she says “my mind and my body are not working at the same pace.â€? And since we’ve gotten a look at how her mind works, you know it’s really bad.

makingtheband3_05102705.jpgThe next Day Tiffany goes to the doctor’s office for an examination and the prognosis isn’t good. The doctors say she shouldn’t dance for at least 2 weeks. Tiffany is dejected. It’s like telling Kevin Bacon he can’t dance. But if it was Kevin Bacon, he’d just give you that piercing look, and then drive his car to the barn, rip his shirt off and just let loose. Footloose to be exact. And for the record; Sean “Diddy� Combs was in Monsters Ball with Peter Boyle who was in Red Heat with Lawrence Fishburne who was in Mystic River with…Kevin Bacon. I can get there in 3.

Meanwhile, Cindy isn’t feeling much better. When they go down to Smash studios to work on the song it starts to show. Doc Holliday goes around pointing to the girls to give them a “eehâ€? in the key of c or something. He points to Cindy and hers comes out more like a cat getting stepped on. “I’m hearing fatigueâ€? he say’s.

Then the groups up the girls and they go through a test run of the song. When they screw up, I guess they missed one of the 843 “la’s� in the song, they fall apart immediately. Doc tells them they have to be able to recover. Every group will mess up the harmony of a song once and a while and the key is to recover in midstream and make a correction. It’s all about recovery time. I’m not so sure that this is such a critical thing. I mean, NKOTB didn’t have harmony from the moment they were formed in 1984 until the present day and it didn’t hurt their careers. Danny Wood is now wildly successful as a waiter at the Revere Mass. Bennigans. Tell em EdHill sent ya and get a free order of sliders!

makingtheband3_02102705.jpgDoc then turns to Tiffany and asks how she’s doing. She’s somewhat guarded about her condition, since she doesn’t want to be kicked off. When he asks her to sing because he wants to “see how she sounds with pain�, a million filthy jokes flooded my brain but I will refrain, since I feel sorry for the poor girl. When she does sing she wails away at the song and her mouth gets so big I could have sworn she was a Muppet.

When Johnny pulls her aside later on he asks her how she’s doing. She tells him about how she can’t dance for 2 weeks. Johnny says she needs to think of her health before anything else, and with that Tiffany is sent home. We see her packing up her stuff and her parents coming to get her. It’s all kind of sad. No one wants to go out like that. I suppose she can take some comfort in the knowledge that when she is limping around back home and someone asks her how she got hurt she can honestly say “Because Diddy was chasing me for 6 miles in a rickshaw with a bullhorn�. I mean, who else can say that?

After she leaves all the girls feel bad. Well, most of them except for Kelli (with an i). She decides to go all Tony Soprano on her and says “This is a business, and if you can’t perform when it comes down to get things done then you don’t belong here.” Chelsea then say’s “At this point, it’s every man for himself.â€? Thus adding further proof to my Denosh is a guy theory.

Later, when some of the girls go out to Jamba Juice to get something to drink, Cindy faints. And I’m sorry to say it wasn’t captured on film. In order to get an idea of what it must have been like, take a look at the video of Rebecca passing out during the judging on ANTM. Man that still makes me laugh. And before you get mad, she was fine. I don’t laugh at the bad ones.

Soon the paramedics arrive and they cart her away on a weird kind of half stretcher half chair thing. And it’s all done to the great Low song Monkey with the chorus “tonight the monkey dies� playing over and over again as they wheel her into the ambulance. They got some messed up people picking the songs for this show I can tell you that.

Back at the dance studio they are doing their first practice with both the dance and singing working together. Choreographer Laurie Ann tells them to “Try to find an organic place to live between the vocal and the movement.� You know that sounds weird, but I kinda get it. Good job Laurie Ann.

Afterwards Cindy shows up back at the loft and she looks like crap. The doctor told them that she is anemic and needs to rest for 24 hours. But tomorrow is the dance for Diddy! Whatever will she do? Once they show up at The Roxy to perform, Johnny asks her how she’s feeling. When she tells him what the doctor said, he tells her the whole “your health is the most important thing�. Johnny, being a nice guy, tells her to just go home and they’ll try and make sure everything’s OK. I like Johnny. He’s good cop to Diddy’s bad cop. Bobby Simone to his Sipowitz.

makingtheband3_04102705.jpgIt’s now time for the main event, or “D Dayâ€? as Denosh call’s it. Time to dance for the man himself. And as his blinged out Rolls Royce shows up, we see Diddy make an entrance…. And he’s holding his pet Bichon Frise. “Everyone say hi to Cha Cha.â€? he say’s. No, I am not making this up. We’ve come a long way from the East Coast/ West Coast day’s I can tell you that. I mean, I don’t expect to see 50 Cent holding his maltese on the cover of his next album. So now, in one of the funniest moments of the season so far (and remember we had a rickshaw last week) Diddy has now turned into Paris Hilton. Next episode don’t be surprised if Diddy talks about what a skanky bitch Nicole Ritchie is, and calls everything “hotâ€?.

Next we see the girls all perform. The first couple of groups do OK, and we get another look at Aubrey in her insanely low cut pants and exposed stomach. I’m like a deer in headlights when that comes on my screen. And I swear those pants keep dropping lower every show. At this rate of descent they’ll start at her ankles by the end of the season. And I have no problem with that.

The next group. Well, they sucked. It was like they were channeling a really bad 80’s song. Think Bananarama with bad dancing. Even the clothes looked horrible. Diddy stops them in mid stream and tells them they suck. He doesn’t want to go through another season of this bullsh*t. He tells them to try it again and they better get it right this time. Well, they don’t. They are worse than before. And when the music ends they cut to Diddy’s pissed off looking face and do a feedback joke. That was just too funny. I half expected tumbleweed to start drifting past their feet. And I’m only half joking. This show is nuts.

It’s time for Diddy to make his cuts. And when Diddy makes his cuts he goes into his iceman mode. Ruthless and deliberate. Only this time he does it with the queerest dog in the world by his feet, so it takes a bit of punch out of it. It’s like being lectured by Zsa Zsa. And he decides he is cutting Chelsea and… thats it! See what I mean about him zigging when you expect a zag?

After Chelsea gets her requisite hugs and leaves we see her in the post interview talking about how bad it feels to be the only one going home. Well, since Apprentice dumped 4 at once this week, there has to be a reality show equilibrium. That’s the only excuse I can come up with. “In gonna personally be trying to break some of you.” Diddy then tells the remaining girls. And let me tell you he ain’t kidding around. He’s already crippled 2 of them for god’s sake.

As the show ends we get a preview of next week, and the girls are going to Miami! I just hope they have good hospitals down there.

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56 Comments

  1. 1
    chix
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    No one can dance like Kevin Bacon…..no one.

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 2:29 pm

    Did anyone think to get Tiffany some crutches? It was so uncomfortable watching her hobble around like that.

    I love this show so much. It’s so bad it’s good. And Ed, you recaps are priceless. Love the clip of Rebecca fainting from ANTM last season!

  3. 3
    E
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 2:30 pm

    Maimi? Is that a hint that more people will be maimed?

  4. 4
    Tracey
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 4:02 pm

    Agree that they needed to get Tiffany crutches….very painful to watch. And, don’t you love it how her brother/dad wasn’t even helping her pack to leave the apartment…instead he was just lurking around and smiling a lot….

  5. 5
    rebecca
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 4:32 pm

    ed, yeah your girl aubrey has a hot body, but did anybody think to tell her bad is an orange color, for skin !!!
    or at least make your whole body orange instead of just your torso. she looked way better last season

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    rebecca
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    i mean orange is a bad color. sorry for dsylexic moment

    as far as tiffany, at least the injury can’t be helped because when she was singing with pain sounded horrible !

  7. 7
    Apri
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 7:37 pm

    Denosh and that short dominque need to go ! who the hell is going to hang a poster of those freaks?

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    Aubrey's personality
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 9:44 pm

    sorry for never showing up you guys.

  9. 9
    xoxo
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 10:03 pm

    I’m glad chelsea is gone, she looked more like a man than anyone else!

  10. 10
    EdHill
    Posted October 29, 2005 at 11:31 pm

    Aubrey’s personality, that was a true LOL.

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    tina
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 9:30 am

    EdHill, you are hilarious!! First time reader and poster. Been following B-side and his Guna Tunawich recaps. But now i’ll be a regular here. I love this show. And I agree Aubrey is hot!!! and I’m a girl. She’s such a cutie pie, wish I could dance like her. Her and Andrea(sp?) are my favorite. I think orange looks good on her.

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    tina
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 9:31 am

    EdHill, you are hilarious!! First time reader and poster. Been following B-side and his Guna Tunawich recaps. But now i’ll be a regular here. I love this show. And I agree Aubrey is hot!!! and I’m a girl. She’s such a cutie pie, wish I could dance like her. Her and Andrea(sp?) are my favorite.

  13. 13
    G
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 11:29 am

    Does anyone know the name of the song that they dance to in the episode where malika gets cut…please please please

  14. 14
    Mandy
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 11:29 am

    Great recap as always! I am also a huge fan of Aubrey, love her!!! I wish they showed more of Shannon b/c I think she’s adorable also!

    God I love this show, ha!!

  15. 15
    G
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    Hey, so I found out the song if anyones wondering, its by Cheri Dennis and its called I love You, the same chick who sings the theme…duh! Yay!

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    tina
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 12:48 pm

    which one is Shannon?

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    Lori
    Posted October 30, 2005 at 9:44 pm

    Having popped my hip out of socket skiing last winter, Tiffany either has a zen-like tolerance to pain, or she did something else to it. (I have no doubts about her injuring a ligament) Either way, her walk was scary. Put that girl in a wheel chair stat!

    Is diddy going to pay for her hospital/physical therapy bills? Since making her run six miles put her there. Did he even express regret about getting her injured?

  18. 18
    Veronica
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 4:51 am

    I like Aubrey too, I think she knows she is going to make the group. I also like the one who wears those cute cowboy boots. She is absolutely gorgeous. Aundrea is cute too. Poor Tiffany, she so far has the best voice. Oh well, cuz I couldn’t see her in the band either. Her and Denosh would have to seriously got for an Extreme Makeover.

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    accountinator
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 6:27 am

    Does Diddy understand that at that at this point his “shorts” have turned into capri’s? AND he’s holding a twee little rodent!?! WTF?

  20. 20
    Micheal
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:51 am

    Hey does anybody know the name of the pretty black girl with the big hair? I think she has the whole package she can sing and dance and her body is the diggity bomb.

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    JLynn
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 11:14 am

    I am way depressed how they make it seem like they’re going to cut Aundrea this week!! She and Aubrey were my faves last season and this season!!

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    Diane
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 11:44 am

    I heard Tiffany was actually only 15 years old? And that Tiffany isn’t even her real name?

    This is probably old news, but i’m still flabbergasted.

  23. 23
    couchpotato
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    Body Count EdHill?! Too funny :-D Yeah I was like, what is Diddy doing to these poor girls?!

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    tina
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:34 pm

    I know, he cant cut Aundrea, she’s such a cutie with a great voice. She’s prob just having a bad week and hopefully diddy keeps her. I felt so sorry for her standing against the wall all by herself. I’ll be so sad if she goes. The pretty black girl’s name is Dawn, I think. Yeah she’s an amazing dancer, I dont remember hearing her sing though. I’ll pay better attention.

  25. 25
    tina
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    Anyone wonder if Diddy hits on any of the girls???

  26. 26
    La_Land
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:37 pm

    Boom Cat! Love it… Lori Ann cracks me up. She doesn’t hold back. I love this season even more than last but I don’t think he is going to give Andrea the boot.

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    sexyndenim
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    Since Puffy (old school name) was the cause of Tiffany injuring herself, she should have been allowed a grace period to recover. She didn’t leave due to a noted lack of talent, but it was because of an injury inflicted upon by a person with a serious ego trip. If that were me, I would have sued him, but of course they probably have the ladies sign contracts of agreement. I’m pretty sure Tiffany wasn’t anticatpating a painful injury when she signed up. Lastly I don’t think Aundrea will be the next on the show to get the boot, it’s just a cliffhanger. Besides it would be the most dumbass thing to do. FYI for Malika fans, she’s doing well:) she should be getting here website up again soon. To wish her well it’s malikaent@yahoo.com.

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    joslyn
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    I don’t think what Diddy asks them to do is unfair. When you do concerts, you have to be able to sing and dance for hours and flawlessly and w/o getting out of breath, which is probably the equivilent of running six miles and then dancing all in the same day. If you can’t manage to do that without hurting yourself the first time out or getting sick, then you should go home. They have already dragged this out another season- and I’m so glad that they did- but it costs time and money to wait for someone to pull themselves together physically and emotionally. Diddy will not lose! This breeds disaster! Boom Cat! It’s not a game. honey!

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    k-slice
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 9:36 pm

    ^ True but it’s not like they’d been building up to run 6 miles or anything. I’m sure for most of them they were over-exerting themselves running for that long of a distance (out of the blue) and that’s pretty bad for you.

    That being said, it made for some damn good TV. I love Laurie Ann!

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    aries
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:49 pm

    Andrea by far has the most unique, sweet, and sexy voice. Andrea is also the most adorable and irristable looking girl amongst the group. Dominque has a distinct quality in her voice as well. Aubery has great technique in singing, but I don’t think her natural tone is anything special in quality amongst the stars we see everyday. However, Aubery stands out the most when the girls are dancing and she is a solid performer.

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    sammy
    Posted October 31, 2005 at 10:53 pm

    Aundrea rocks my world! I really hope she doesn’t go home, and it would be stupid of Diddy to make such a decision.

  32. 32
    Amber
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 9:47 am

    Aundrea’s cheeks/dimples scare me.

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    hateraid
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 10:55 am

    Well I’ve had the displeasure of comming across Ms. Chelsea in her hometown. And really Im happy to see her go myself, gets what she deserves and really she ant all that vocally nor dance wise. But no doubt she will be a smalltown hero in what diddy truthfully describes as “a stinky little town”(an edited out diss in her 1st audition). That will suffice. Nice to see A Savannian get what they dish out in their little city. Ha Ha no Miami trip for you!!! Gets ta steppin *applause* and gets to work cause you gots a very very very long way to go.

    Aubrey is DEFINATELY making the cut, she comes clean every week!

  34. 34
    Fe
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 11:18 am

    <3 AUBREY AND AUNDREA<3 <3 I will not listen to that band if they arent in it...!!!

  35. 35
    Lynette
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 11:59 am

    I’m glad that Chelsea is gone cuz she was gettin’ on my nerves. I hope that Diddy doesn’t cut Andrea next week, cuz I really wanted to see her and Aubery make it all the way to the end. I think that Audrey got a little black in her. I also like the song that they were singing in the last episode. I wish I knew all the lyrics to it cuz I’ve been singing the little parts that I do know all week. So if anybody knows them let me know. Thanks

  36. 36
    mandy
    Posted November 1, 2005 at 9:29 pm

    Shannon is the cute little blond girl.. I don’t know how else to describe her.. But, I like her!!!

  37. 37
    stevo
    Posted November 2, 2005 at 11:44 am

    Aundrea bugs the hell out of me. She looks like a cutesy-poo freak. Her head is too big or too small or something. She’s just not right.

    I’m voting for Dominique! She reminds me of a little chocolate troll doll.

    “I do not run, unless I’m being chased”…..Best line from MTB EVER!!!!

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    sexyndenim
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    Oh Joslyn I guess you told me. When Diddy’s side show freak puts down his umbrella, I guess you can stand in for him and with your other hand hold Diddy’s nutz as you did in your bull shit ass statement, but you can’t bend over because your holding the umbrella.

  39. 39
    Mitchell Graham
    Posted November 3, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    So who is glad that he didn’t cut Andrea? I know I am. I love the show!

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    ChUckLeS4yOu203
    Posted November 5, 2005 at 9:11 am

    I love Aundrea the most because she reminds me alot of myself. She’s sweet,has confidence, a striver and not a quiter. I feel like Diddy was wrong for making Aubrey go against Aundrea when they were dancing, they are best friends, I know Aubrey felt bad because she knew all the steps and Aundrea was having an off day. I just know that Diddy aren’t going to take both of them. Even tho he might not. I’m still going to be praying and wishing he does, take Aubrey and Aundrea. The girls that I think would make a nice group would be Aundrea, Aubrey, Tiffany,and who ever else. Tiffany got vocals, Aundrea has vocals and Aubrey has vocals. I think them three in action will go extemely big. ChUcKLeS.

  41. 41
    Jason
    Posted November 6, 2005 at 12:03 am

    Andrea is the one who’s got it all. Don’t send her home Diddy!

  42. 42
    sarah
    Posted November 6, 2005 at 12:14 am

    Andrea is my favorite. She is such a doll with a whole bag of talents! Rock hard, Andrea!

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    Shana
    Posted November 6, 2005 at 12:57 pm

    I think that making the band is excellent. I watch it every Thursday. I personally think that aubrey is gonna make the band. She has a great voice and she can dance like a black girl. I wish all of the grils good luck.

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    austin guy
    Posted November 6, 2005 at 11:29 pm

    if you make a move on my girl aubrey i’m never reading this site again. big threat, i know.

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    Miss Vicky
    Posted November 8, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    I am sooo obsessed with this show. I freak out if I am not home 15 minutes before it starts. If Aubrey doesn’t make the band (which I know she will), she is still going to make it big as a dancer and/or singer. She should really get into chreography. Love this Show. And if Diddy can actually make a band that lasts, I hope this band lasts a long time because I know it is goig to be great. I love Malika but I am glad that she is gone. She just doesn’t have the voice or dance move like the other girls do.

  46. 46
    yeason
    Posted November 11, 2005 at 1:39 am

    does anyone know any links of “cindy” of makingthebandIII

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    Lady1178
    Posted November 11, 2005 at 3:56 pm

    First i’d like to say is that Andrea and Aubrey are both talented but there are other talents in the group as well we cannot forget “dawn” and “wanita” Dawn for singing and dancing and she did that shit right!!!! Wanita for the dancing. Shannon is cute but she a lil STIFF although she got all the steps. Oh and Jazmine or whatever her name is she may not have a powerful voice but homegirl got some MAD telent in dancing honestly her dancing performance reminds me of “destiny’s child”. She would be great in a group but couldn’t be a lead singer.

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    Ravon Sanchez
    Posted November 11, 2005 at 7:10 pm

    Does anyone know what the F!@# is going on with Dominique’s hair??? The 80′s called and they want their side ponytail back!!!And, hey look at me! I’m 4’11” and I only weigh 250lbs. Dominique, baby, I am only trying to help.

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    andreshae davis
    Posted November 15, 2005 at 5:59 pm

    Tiffany should’ve went home to heal for a while.then after healing she should’ve retuned.Tiff the show was about you!

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    DEJA
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:16 pm

    i think the two people from last season should make it three from this season

  51. 51
    DEJA
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 8:22 pm

    Andrea Shannon Aubrey Dominique and kelly they should be in the band

  52. 52
    Layla
    Posted November 17, 2005 at 11:32 pm

    I think Andrea and Aubrey should be in the band, but Denosh and Dominique should be out! Dominique has a great voice tho…

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    Shut up
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:02 am

    Uhm first of all, don’t be talking about andrea like you crazy. She’s the shiznit. DOMINIQUE, i feel sorry for you. I guess she can sings but homegirl look like a dead body left in the sun for a week. You know how they blow up and all? Yea. I think she sings so good though but too bad. Looks can break you and damn…even if there’s a lot to break she will get broken. Danosh omg that HOE is trippen! SHE THINK SHE ALL THAT LIKE SHE KNOW BUT SHE UGLY! She neeeeeds to get her self straight. I would totally tell her off and kick her out…shooottttt….like she diddy herself! ok bye =)

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    SHut up
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 12:04 am

    sorry but I have to come back and make something clear. DANOSH YOU UGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY YOU BETTER REGULATE ON YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU ALL PERFECT! HOE! IF YOU THAT GOOD THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY AND MAKE THE BAND!!! LOOKIN LIKE AN UGLY STICK HIT YOU!! SMILE OR SOMETHING!

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    sunshynenrain
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 4:40 am

    Here’s who I think should make the band…

    Aubrey – Of course

    Aundrea- She needs to step it up though

    Jasmine – Although I’d like to see more of her performances to get a better idea

    Wanita – She’s good and seems very determined

    Dominique – Hey ya’ll can talk crazy about the child, but guess what, she can BLOW, and she’s picking up the dance moves for a girl who damn near has two left feet…if u don’t think she can be a star, peep how grimey Mary J Blige was before Diddy got a hold of her, look how Babs looked before she got her make-over…Dominique has the potential to be the nubian goddess of the band, in all her short n thick glory, Diddy will help her shed those pounds and learn how to keep up wit the steppas!

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    sunshynenrain
    Posted November 18, 2005 at 4:54 am

    Oh yeah, about that stankin heifah Denosh…aw man, has she lost her damn mind? She used to sing back up vocals for “Faith Evans”, LMFAO. She probably did, but that shows her lack of talent and charisma having to go from singing on a platinum artists record, to trying out for a talent show on MTV.(I know it’s more serious than a talent show, but you know what I’m sayin) I mean com’on now, if she was dope enough to school the other girls on how to do their thing, she would be doing something in the industry already, but obviously her jacked up attitude and pure ugliness inside and out hasn’t gotten her very far in life, just like it won’t get her into this band…did ya’ll see how heated Laurie Ann was? If looks could kill…and when she said “egos get you nowhere”…hahahaha…comedy

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